Original subtitles

- [Diana] So, was he there? - [Pippa] Yeah.

They were both there.

[♪ soft music playing]

You're doing a really good job pretending not to hate me.

- I'm not pretending. - Really?

- Really. - Evan, he's been different.

Like, he's uncomfortable all the time.

- Oh, my God. You cheated. - Okay, yeah. Once.

- Who was it? - [Evan] Just some random girl.

Chris! Guys, this is Lydia's brother.

- Hey! - [Evan] Oh, hey! Wow. This is Leo.

He was studying abroad last year.

Look, I'm sorry, but the class is full.

I'm just, like, a total fucking disaster...

That's quite a performance you gave earlier.

I really wanted him to let me in the class,

- so I figured to start crying. - That's very sick. [laughs]

- So, you're in my wife's class? - [Bree] Yeah.

I'm really sorry for hurting you so badly last year.

I embarrassed you over and over and over again,

and I probably eroded any sense of dignity you had.

[door knocking]

- What the fuck!? - You're right. I am so mad.

And I know you probably love that,

but I swear to God, Stephen, if you keep fucking with me,

I will destroy your life.

[match strikes]

[♪ soft music continues]

[all] ♪ Happy birthday to you ♪

♪ Happy birthday to you ♪

- ♪ Happy birthday, dear Bree ♪ - [♪ quiet hip-hop music playing]

[laughing]

♪ Happy birthday to you ♪

Okay.

[inhales, blows]

- [group cheering] - [clapping]

Pretty sure that this is what you wished for.

[Bree giggles, gasps]

- What!? - [Lucy laughs]

[Lucy] Puswa! And wait.

[all laugh]

[Bree] Oh, my God, you guys!

I'm gonna put it on right now.

Evan, take a pic.

- [Pippa laughs] - Oh, my God, I love it!

- [shutter snaps] - [giggling]

Okay, so this is from me.

♪ We own that, if you need everything ♪

♪ We own that, yeah ♪

♪ Took many days and many nights ♪

[Lucy] Holy shit.

Wow.

They're so...

- fancy. - Yeah. You like 'em?

They're... beautiful. Thank you.

D-Did you want something else?

No! No. I-I-I just...

I've never had jewelry like this before.

No, you don't have to do that. It's okay. I can... I can get you something else.

Evan, stop. I-I really love them.

- We're gonna go get a drink! Bye! - Yep, we'll be back.

- [bar chatter] - [♪ indistinct singing continues]

- Hi. - Hi.

- Hi. Hi. - Hi. Hey.

- Can I tell you something? - Yeah.

- You're very attractive. - Oh, my God. [nervous laugh]

- What? We've all talked about it. - That's...

[scoffs] just not... not true.

Your, uh, your friend's... she's shy. Isn't she?

- So shy. Classic introvert. - Mm.

[both laugh]

Why don't you just take 'em off? I can exchange them.

You don't need to exchange them. They're beautiful.

I'm just not used to getting gifts like this.

I was just a little bit embarrassed

opening up something so fancy in front of everyone.

Well, I wanted to do dinner with just me and you,

and I would have given them to you there, but you wanted to do a group thing.

- Okay, that's not the point. - [Evan] Why do you seem annoyed?

I-Is it because I gave you the wrong gift?

No! It's because you're being so weird.

How am I being weird? I-I'm just trying to make you happy.

I don't know!

Honestly, I don't even know what we're talking about right now.

Hey! Why do you guys look so serious? You're the birthday girl!

- [Lucy shushing] - What?

You know what? This is becoming a weird night.

I should just go home. Why don't you stay here with your friends?

You sure?

Yeah, it's fine.

- Love you. - Love you, too.

[♪ indistinct singing continues]

[laughter]

[Leo] We should do this again.

- What, run into each other randomly? - [laughs] No.

You know what I mean. Can I get your number?

You know what, actually?

And now, you have mine.

Yeah, look at that.

[insects chirping]

[lighter clicks]

[quiet outdoor chatter]

[exhales]

Bree.

That was your name, right?

Yeah.

- Hi. - Hi.

How are you?

- Right now, irritable. - Oh, okay.

What's, uh, what's "puss-wuh"?

Oh, uh, [laughs] it's "poo-swá."

It was a-a gift from my friends.

We have this joke where, like,

puswa is the French word...

for... pussy.

[laughing]

- Puswa. I like that. - [laughs] Thanks.

[applause, cheering]

- What's... What's going on in there? - [exhales] Fucking trivia night.

Some of the other professors organized it.

I was just trying to have a quiet drink on my way home.

Didn't realize. Otherwise, I would steer well clear.

Yeah, you d-don't seem like you'd be into trivia night.

Well, luckily no one smokes anymore, so I had an excuse to sneak out.

I just snuck outta my own birthday party.

It's your birthday?

Yeah.

Why did you sneak out?

I was tired.

[exhales]

Actually, I just wasn't having any fun.

[scoffs]

- That probably sounds like a silly reason. - No, no. Sounds like the best reason.

Though, technically birthdays should still be fun at your age.

What happened?

I had a stupid fight with someone.

My boyfriend.

Well, for what it's worth,

I had a pointless argument today as well.

So, why don't you humor me for a minute

and tell me about yours? Make me feel better about mine.

Basically, I was embarrassed

because he got me these earrings,

and they're just...

they're, like, the most expensive thing that I've ever touched.

I don't know. He got all weird because he thought

that I didn't like them, and I didn't wanna make a scene,

but it became one. And I told you it was stupid.

But, you didn't like the earrings.

No.

That wasn't the point.

Ah, it's frustrating when people listen to you

without actually hearing what you're saying.

Yeah. Yeah. That's...

That's pretty much exactly what it was.

[Bree sighs]

Did that make you feel better about your argument?

Oh, definitely. Yeah. Mine wasn't nearly as stupid. [snickers]

[laughs]

Could I have a cigarette?

Sure.

[lighter clicks]

[sighs]

[coughs]

[laughs]

I don't... really smoke.

- [fake shock] No. - [coughs]

[weak laugh]

The earrings look dumb, don't they?

May I?

[♪ soft music playing]

Ah, they don't look dumb.

But I'd say the sweatshirt's more your style.

Well, that's time for me.

Wish me luck.

Good luck.

Oh, and, uh,

happy birthday.

♪

[♪ soft music playing]

How was Bree's birthday last night?

Fine.

[click]

[click]

Anybody fun there?

No. Just Pippa and...

- Lucy. - Mm, right. Great, cool.

I can't tell Bree who to be friends with, dude.

I know. It's just irritating. I break up with her,

she's just around all my friends, you know?

- What are you worried about? - [Stephen] Nothing.

I just don't want her talking about me. That's all.

What could she possibly say that's worse than the shit we already know?

[both laugh]

Anyways, the whole night was a mess.

Me and Brie got in a stupid fight about nothing, and I...

- [sighs] - [taps table]

I just feel like a real piece of shit, man.

And I know that I'm making it worse

by having these stupid fucking arguments about nothing.

I'm sorry, dude. Fuck.

[phone dinging]

What happened to your iPhone?

Uh, it got smashed.

- [Evan] Fuck, man. - Just a stupid fucking accident, yeah.

Sorry, man.

Hey, about the Bree stuff.

Listen. [sighs] Is she someone you wanna be with, you know,

for good?

Yeah.

Yeah, she is.

Honestly,

maybe you should tell her the truth.

What the fuck? Are you serious? Why the fuck would I do that?

My natural impulse is to lie.

Obviously, that's what I did last year with Diana.

And in the end, that just created this, like, bigger fucking mess.

I'm trying to be less of an idiot now.

And this is your genuine advice? To tell Bree the truth?

[Stephen] You're gonna do what you want.

But what if you do end up, you know, together in the end?

This is gonna be eating at you forever. I mean, look at you now. You're miserable.

Also, Evan, I don't wanna freak you out, okay?

She might already sense it.

[♪ somber music playing]

I mean, maybe that's why she's being so weird.

Maybe deep down, she knows it.

She's just waiting for you to say it.

- That's a good color. - [Lucy] Is it?

I don't even know if it's good eye shadow.

- [Pippa] That's cute. [laughs] - [door opens]

- Hey. - [Lucy and Pippa] Hey.

- Are you feeling any better? - [Bree] Yeah.

Sorry I left so early. I...

I just got really tired all of a sudden.

Hm...

- Guess who Lucy's having drinks with? - Who?

Leo.

That's great.

Okay. Okay.

What's going on?

I just hate how last night went.

The fight with Evan was so stupid.

What was it even about?

It's like he's listening to me without actually hearing me.

You know?

And then, on the walk home, I...

I totally humiliated myself

in front of Marianne's husband.

Wait, what? Where?

I just ran into him while he was smoking, and he gave me a cigarette.

You shared a cigarette with a teacher?

You don't even smoke.

Well, it was nothing. He was just giving me some advice.

He probably took pity on me

because of how embarrassing I looked in my Puswa sweatshirt and those earrings.

Oh, whoa!

Puswa's nothing to be embarrassed about.

[Pippa laughs]

Oh, my God. What?

Well, at one point, he...

he reached over and took out my earring.

- Wait. - What?

- He just wanted to see it. - Just wanted to see it?

Holy shit, you're pregnant. [laughs]

Stop. I-It's noth-a-thing.

It's noth? It's noth-a-thing? Oh, my God, you're super pregnant.

- [Bree] Okay. - [laughs] Oh, my God.

You got drunk and let a teacher take out your earring!

- Stop! Stop. - [laughter]

Well, he was definitely flirting with you.

- Yeah, for sure. - What? No.

Look, why would he even be into me?

Bree...

I have rules, and one of those rules

is that a professor would never hit on me.

What does that even mean?

Yeah, what does that even mean?

- You're both pregnant! - [laughs] Okay.

- You're pregnant! - [laughter]

[♪ soft R&B music playing]

- Oh! Sorry. - Hey!

Is, uh, Stephen not here? [laughs]

Uh, no, but this is Chloe,

- and she, uh, is a business major. - [Chloe] Hi.

[awkward sigh]

She's actually really nice. I promise.

Listen, after all the shit Pippa put you through,

I'm just glad you're, uh, getting out there again.

Well, uh, Stephen's out with Evan,

- but please, um, sit. - [door shuts]

- [Diana] Okay. - Have a seat.

Sit on down. Okay.

Am I sitting in sex?

- Aren't we all? [laughs] - Yeah, let's not.

- Um... Excuse me. - Oh.

- [opens, shuts mini-fridge] - [bottles rattle]

She's actually my tutor,

came over to help me study.

- [opens bottle] - Wow, that's... new for you.

Yeah, you know, uh, teachers used to go a lot easier on me

back when I was on the team. [sighs]

- Rude awakening. - [nervous laugh]

[Diana] Um...

Well, I-I should probably go.

Why? What happened?

No, I just, I don't want Stephen to feel weird.

Weird about what?

That we're alone in a room together while you're half naked.

And we slept together once.

[coughs] Uh...

Come again? [laughs]

W-We did?

Y-You're kidding, right? [laughs]

Welcome week?

Freshman year?

Oh, my God!

- [awkward laugh] - Oh, my God!

Yeah! I'm so sorry. Of course. I remember.

- Oh, don't, like, think about it. - [laughs] Okay. Sorry.

- You're the one who brought it up. - [both laugh]

Oh, no.

Uh, s-so Stephen knows about that?

H-He found out about it last year.

Um, he never talked to you about it?

No. Why? Was he mad? I-Is he mad?

No! It's totally fine. Um...

He wasn't mad at you.

He was a little upset with me for not telling him.

- You sure? - Very sure. Mm-hmm.

[♪ soft, tense music playing]

Okay, I feel like I should say something though.

No, no, no! Don't.

He'll be so embarrassed if you bring it up.

Please promise you won't say anything.

Okay. Yeah. I won't.

[laughing] He was nice.

- He was nice. - Nice?

- He was. - Oh God, please never describe me as nice.

Okay, how should I describe you then?

He was of average height and build.

- Okay. - Yeah.

No mention of the jawline?

[laughs]

No. Are you hitting on me right now?

Of course not.

- [quiet bar chatter] - No. [laughs]

It's, um, it's very polite that you haven't mentioned

Stephen's whole speech in the dining hall yet.

Yeah, what was that all about? I mean, what did he do?

- He killed my dog. - [laughing]

[giggles]

No, he was... it was nothing.

We dated for a few months, but it was...

not a big deal.

What about you and Stephen?

We dated for a few months,

- and it ended terribly. - [laughs]

No. Honestly, I've just never liked the guy.

I've seen him be an asshole too many times.

Yeah, I can understand that.

Yeah.

And he killed my five dogs

and murdered my family.

Oh, my... [laughs] my God. [laughing]

Lucy, if you do not stop smiling at me like that,

then I'm gonna have to kiss you.

- [giggles] - Alright, you fucking asked for it.

♪ We'll serenade you like you just can't lose ♪

♪ You know we're aiming for you ♪

[♪ song fades out]

[door opens]

Hi.

Hey. Hey.

Oh, thank you.

Oh, they look good on you.

[both laugh softly]

Listen, I'm so sorry about last night.

No, I'm sorry.

You did a nice thing, and I was such a dick.

I felt bad all morning.

No, you don't have to apologize. It was all my fault.

I do. I shouldn't have said that stuff.

You've been such a good boyfriend.

And also, I really love the earrings.

Thank you.

Wait. Um...

Sorry.

I need to talk to you about something.

Okay.

Uh, I think...

I think I cheated.

You think you cheated?

[weak laugh]

- Don't joke like that. It's not funny. - No, I'm not joking.

It was the start of the summer, and it was a stupid drunk thing,

and I-I'm so, so sorry.

- I love you so much. - You're being serious right now?

Yeah.

- I'm sorry. - So what, did you, like, kiss someone?

So, you slept with someone?

Who was it?

Nobody.

I was wasted. It was some random girl.

Why would you... Why would you do that? I...

Did I do something wrong?

No, Bree, it wasn't your fault at all. It was all me, okay?

I'm so sorry. I-I love you so much.

So, this is why you've been so weird all summer.

And then kept telling me that I was being weird.

I just spent the last three months thinking that I did something wrong

and you allowed me to think that it was me!

I didn't mean to.

And then, you buy me these insane earrings because you feel guilty?

And then, you make me feel bad

for not liking your pity gift!

- Bree, wait. Stop, please. - No!

I don't wanna be in the same room as you right now.

- Are you breaking up with me? - I don't know.

[door opens, shuts]

[♪ somber music playing]

[professor] And we'll be covering those market trends through the end of 2001,

so make sure you're caught up through chapter 15 of Thurgood.

Uh, sorry for keeping everyone long. My next section's just coming in.

[indistinct chatter]

[indistinct]

[clears throat] Hey, Professor Banks.

I was wondering, could I come by your office later to discuss something?

[Banks] Sure.

[quiet cafeteria chatter]

How are you and Diana doing? You guys doing good?

[Stephen] Oh yeah, we're great.

There's no drama or anything?

[Stephen] No.

Very good. So, what are we doing tonight?

Abington v. Schempp. Assumption. Inference. Role Play.

Weakening the Argument. Justifying the Conclusion.

[Wrigley] Your LSAT prep is ruining my life.

Come on!

You said that Diana's going out with her friends. We could have a Halo night!

[Stephen] What's the team doing?

Uh, nothing, man. They're just practicing at 6:00 a.m.

- You don't have to be there? - I do, but I can be hungover

because all I do is sit there and watch.

Hey, if you gimme a little bit of time here to study

and then I'll take the night off.

- Really? - Yeah, but you have to be quiet.

And then, I gotta talk to a professor about something,

and then I'm free.

- Wrigley. - Can you be quiet? I'm trying to study.

Ugh, I'm just so fucking sorry.

- Can't even... - [door opens]

Hello!

Oh, wh-what's wrong?

Evan cheated on Bree.

What?

Oh...

Did he s-s-say with who?

Just some random girl at the end of last year.

[Pippa sighs]

Oh, my God.

The fuck.

Are you okay?

I just...

I can't fucking believe it.

We'll stay in tonight and have a girl's night.

- Yeah, yeah. - No, no. You should go to the party.

Fuck that. We are not leaving you here.

Honestly, I just wanna be alone and be depressed.

Okay, fine. Then, we'll be depressed together

because we are not leaving you here alone.

Hey, would you get me a water?

- Yeah. - Thank you.

Lucy, I do not wanna be babied by Pippa all night.

You have to go to the party and take her with you.

Okay, that's literally the best thing that you can do for me.

- Hey... No prob. - Thank you.

[♪ "You Owe Me an IOU" by Hot Hot Heat playing]

I'm sorry. It sucks.

♪ He was in the habit of taking things for granted ♪

♪ Granted, there wasn't much for him to take ♪

♪ And the only thing constant was the constant reminder ♪

- ♪ He'd never change ♪ - Drinks.

[party chatter]

- ♪ Tight fisted with his compliments ♪ - [Lucy] So annoying.

Ooh, wow. Quite an array.

- Alright... - Hey.

- Hey! - Hey.

Hi.

You got here before me.

Uh, yeah. I was, uh, a little overeager.

- Hey, Pippa. - Hi.

- Remember my shy friend? - I do remember your shy friend.

- I know. Yeah. - Yeah.

- Oh, oh, so shy. She ran away. - It's really hard for her.

- Hey, uh, do you know what's in this? - I haven't tried it.

You're Pippa, right?

Uh, yeah...

We're in Sociology of Globalism together.

- I'm Quinn. - Oh, cool. Yeah, no, hey. I'm Pippa.

- You just said that. - [laughs]

Yeah. Sorry. Um, it's such a big class,

and I'm not really good with names or faces.

- Neither am I. Normally. - Okay.

I should get your number.

We could study together.

Yeah...

You have got to see this picture David just sent me.

I'm being summoned.

I'll find you.

Okay...

- God, she's fucking everywhere. - I know.

Jeez!

[indistinct chatter]

Chris!

- Lucy, hey! - [Lucy] Come here.

- Hey, Pippa. - Hey!

- [laughs] It's nice to see you. - [Pippa] Yeah, you, too! You, too.

- What we got here? - [laughs] A lot, apparently.

- Okay, well I need a lot, so... - Okay.

- [Leo laughs] - Oh, my God. This is disgusting. Try it.

[heavy breathing]

[♪ tense music playing]

[muffled tavern chatter]

- [door creaks] - [♪ country music playing]

♪ I would smile on all the sad people ♪

♪ I would bring them pretty flowers every day ♪

♪ If I had my way ♪

♪ And if I had my way ♪

♪ Oh, I would love all the lonely people ♪

I teach here now.

Oh. Is that right?

- What's your subject? - [♪ singing continues]

College.

I teach college.

I think it's, uh, very important that we both acknowledge

that you came here looking for me.

No.

- No? No? No. - Mm-mmm. No. No.

No, no, no, no. Of course not. No.

So, what does bring you here?

[♪ indistinct singing continues]

Well...

today's the worst day that I've had in a decade.

What do you wanna drink,

Professor?

[video game guns firing]

No, no, no, no. No, no, no, no, no!

No! No! No! No, please, please!

- [explosion] - Oh God!

[Stephen laughing]

Ah, you don't even break a sweat!

[Stephen] Well, I haven't had seven beers.

[gulps]

[caps, puts down pill bottle]

[sighs]

Uh, Drew... h-hasn't been answering my calls.

I tried him a couple times.

- It's probably better to just leave it? - [sighs]

I mean, he's my little brother. You know?

I know, but I think he's made it clear he's not ready to talk.

You're just gonna piss him off if you keep reaching out.

Just let him reach out to you.

Yeah. Yeah, you're probably right.

- Uh, that flip phone's making me sad. - Me, too.

Maybe Diana's dad'll get you another iPhone.

- [shuts phone] - Lucy was the one that broke it.

She smashed it.

What?

She was having a tantrum, and...

- she smashed it. - Wow.

Okay. I didn't know she had it in her.

- That's not impressive, Wrigley. - No, I know. I'm just saying that, um...

- Wh-What did Diana say? - [Stephen] I didn't tell her.

I don't wanna make it a thing, you know?

Right.

What?!

I'm just surprised you let her get away with that.

But it's good though.

You're being the bigger person! Or whatever.

- [♪ soft music playing] - [video game gunfire continues]

- [♪ upbeat music playing] - [party chatter]

[inaudible]

[inaudible]

[Leo laughs]

[quiet laughter]

[fireplace crackling]

Well, for what it's worth,

most guys are their worst behaved at your age.

Him cheating doesn't have anything to do with you.

I really don't expect a lot from most people,

but I did with him.

I just, I keep thinking that it's something I did.

If someone is capable of doing something to one person,

then they are capable of doing it to anyone.

- I don't know. - Oh, I do.

I mean, whether or not they actually do it,

that's just a matter of timing, but...

it's definitely nothing you did.

Don't know if that's...

supposed to make me feel better or worse.

Well, you know,

on the plus side, you're young,

you're at this whatever point in your life.

- Whatever point? - The things that are happening to you now,

these things are short, they're temporary.

They might seem like everything, but then you get some distance,

and later on when you're faced with experiences

that are actually terrible, you'll look back at this and you'll laugh.

You think there's a minimum age requirement

for people to have terrible experiences?

No. No, but I think your understanding

of the word "terrible" changes the older you get.

Maybe for some people.

I've always had a pretty good understanding of the word.

Okay.

When I walked in here before,

I didn't say that this was the worst day of my life.

I said this was my worst day in a decade.

That's because the first decade was way worse

than anything some college boy could do to me.

[♪ soft music playing]

I'm sorry.

- That's fine. - No, I-I sometimes forget

I don't have to sound like someone's professor all the time.

Yeah. [giggles] Well...

you're not my professor, so cut it out.

Noted. [weak laugh]

Were you this serious when you were my age?

I was practically married when I was your age. Well,

couple of years older maybe. My first marriage.

- Your first marriage. - Mm-hmm.

- So, you're currently on... - My second marriage.

Were you just too young the first time around?

[grunts, sighs]

My first wife died.

- Oh. - It's okay. It happened a long time ago.

[♪ indistinct singing]

♪ When the silence sounds ♪

Marianne's a good teacher, you know?

Hm. I'm happy to pass that along.

Are you two just...

so happy together?

Sure.

- [imitating] Sure. - [sighs]

Look,

I think it's pretty obvious that you came here tonight looking for something,

so we might as well just get to the point.

[♪ soft singing continues]

Do you think I'm pretty?

[♪ emotional music playing]

I think you know I think you're pretty.

And I think we both should leave.

♪

I'll call you a cab.

♪

- [insects chirping] - Well...

Thanks for the evening, Professor.

You take care of yourself.

Wait.

[sighs]

You know I can't kiss you.

I know.

- I'm just doing the British thing. - [♪ "Feed Me Diamonds" by MNDR playing]

The British thing?

Yeah.

This doesn't count.

- ♪ Lie with me ♪ - You're right.

- ♪ Lie to me ♪ - It, uh,

it doesn't count.

♪ Come on, dismantle me ♪

- ♪ Do it slowly ♪ - [Bree sighs]

- Well... - ♪ My hands ♪

- What about... - ♪ My feet ♪

- here? - ♪ My voice ♪

♪ Take everything ♪

[Oliver] It's okay.

♪ Reduce it all to crystal blackness ♪

♪ 'Cause blind discipline, it's useless ♪

♪ What's the good in being good? ♪

♪ So go ahead, feed me diamonds ♪

- [car pulls up] - Your car's here.

- ♪ Feed me diamonds ♪ - [sighs]

- Goodnight, Bree. - ♪ Feed me diamonds ♪

- ♪ Diamonds ♪ - Goodnight.

♪ Feed me diamonds ♪

♪ A look ♪

♪ A glance ♪

♪ A gesture ♪

♪ Can mean everything and nothing ♪

♪ A sediment adrift in crystal blackness ♪

- ♪ I won't ♪ - [door buzzing]

♪ Pursue ♪

♪ I want you, but I can't stop it, ay, ya ♪

Hey.

♪ I'll let the world make its decision ♪

- ♪ No matter the consequences ♪ - [panting, moaning]

♪ What's the good in being good? ♪

- ♪ So go ahead, feed me diamonds ♪ - [heavy breathing]

♪ Do what you want to ♪

♪ Feed me diamonds ♪

♪ Bleed me slowly ♪

♪ Feed me diamonds ♪

♪ Feel my heart beating ♪

♪ In love completely ♪

♪ Feed me diamonds, diamonds ♪

♪ Feed me, feed me diamonds ♪

[Bree moaning]

♪ Why won't you save me ♪

♪ Feed me diamonds ♪

[moaning]

♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh ♪

- ♪ Blind discipline, it's useless ♪ - [moaning]

♪ What's the good in being good? ♪

- ♪ So go ahead, feed me diamonds ♪ - [grunting]

♪ Do what you want to ♪

- ♪ Feed me diamonds ♪ - [continues moaning]

♪ Bleed me slowly ♪

- ♪ Feed me diamonds ♪ - [panting]

- [party chatter] - [♪ upbeat music playing]

[door clicks]

Hey.

[♪ tense music playing]

I was just going to the bathroom.

[Pippa vomiting]

- Shit. - [coughing]

[Diana] Get out of here.

Get the fuck out! Seriously!

- [door opens, shuts] - [heavy breathing]

Here.

- Pippa? - Huh?

[Diana] Come here.

We're gonna get you home. Okay?

Okay.

- [party chatter continues] - [♪ upbeat music continues]

I need you. It's Pippa.

- [muffled party chatter] - [panting]

You're gonna be okay.

I'm okay.

Can you drink some water?

Couple sips.

[Pippa sighs]

- [rattling] - [beep, buzz]

- Hey. - Hm?

You okay?

- [rattling] - [beep, buzz]

- Um, do you... - Yeah.

I think I'm drunk.

Yeah, you are. It's okay.

You know where your keys are?

- I'm drunk. - Okay.

[click, beep]

- [sighs] - [click, can drops]

- Whoa. You're okay. - [door shuts]

Okay.

- Okay. Just lie down. - [groans]

[grunts] Okay.

- [unzipping boots] - [sighs]

[shoes thudding]

What even happened?

Found her half-dressed in that room,

and there was stuff blocking the door.

And that guy, Chris, just walks out of the bathroom,

very, very surprised to see me, and it was weird.

He acted like he got caught doing something.

[♪ tense music playing]

It felt bad.

[ringtone]

[ringtone]

[ringtone]

- Here, I-I can help you. - That's okay. I got it.

Thank you for helping her.

Yeah, you, too.

[♪ vocalizing]

[door opens]

- Hey. - [sighs]

[♪ vocalizing]

[sighs]

[♪ vocalizing]

[birds chirping outside]

[Pippa groaning]

- [Lucy sighs] - Hm...

Hey.

Did I sleep here last night?

Yeah. Um, how are you feeling?

Um...

I've never been that fucked up in my life.

Uh, here.

Take some sips.

Thank you.

[sighs]

Do you remember anything?

N-Not really.

No?

Nothing with Chris or anything?

I mean, I remember making out with him in the hallway,

- but it's pretty blurry. - Mm.

- Fuck, I'm sorry. - What?

I know that's your best friend's little brother...

Oh, my God, no. That doesn't matter.

Th-That does not matter. That... Um. ..

Anything else? Do you remember anything else?

Honestly, n-nothing.

It's, like, totally blank.

- Okay. Um... - Yeah.

Diana...

said that she found you in a room with him, and...

you were kinda passed out and...

some of your clothes were off.

Okay.

[nervous laugh]

Well, that's embarrassing.

- What? No. No, that's not... - No, th-that's really...

- that's really embarrassing. - It is not embarrassing, Pippa.

[laughs] Yeah, yeah, it is.

- Did anything weird happen? - Why do you keep asking that?

I told you I don't remember anything. I just said that.

I-I'm only asking you because you were in really bad shape...

Okay. Well, it was an embarrassing night, but it's over. So...

I'm sorry.

Besides, I was making out with Chris before I blacked out,

so it's not like he did anything wrong.

I mean, what, is he supposed to check up on me every five minutes

and make sure that I'm not blacked out?

- Pippa. Pippa. - Come on, Lucy. Grow up.

- Okay, okay. Pippa? - [laughs] What?

Maybe we should talk to somebody about this.

- What? No. - I think we should.

Don't tell anyone about this.

Don't tell Bree about this. I don't...

[♪ tense music playing]

I don't wanna make this a thing, okay?

Okay.

Thanks.

[birds chirping outside]

- [Evan] Morning. - [sighs] My head hurts.

I love this head.

So glad you came over.

We should talk about some stuff.

Okay.

I can forgive you for cheating,

but I need to tell you something.

I slept with someone else, too.

Are you serious?

Yeah.

Oh, Jesus Christ.

[puts down cup]

I can't believe this shit.

So, it's better if you're the only one that cheated?

No, Bree, I'm not saying that.

You know that's not what I'm fucking saying.

This is bad though.

Alright, what I did is fucked up, but this makes it a lot worse.

So, you don't think you can forgive me?

I don't know. I-I... [sighs]

Well, if you couldn't forgive me for this, there's no reason for me to forgive you.

- [Evan] Wait, what? - I didn't sleep with anyone else, Evan.

I've never done anything to hurt you.

I just wanted to see what your reaction would be if things were reversed.

Wait, so you didn't sleep with anyone?

No.

I could have.

I went to a bar. I met someone who actually listened to me,

and I could've gone home with him, but I didn't

because you and I were still together.

But now, we're definitely not.

Hey, Bree, Bree. Bree. Wait, wait, wait, wait.

No, look. I wasn't thinking straight, okay? I'm sorry. Please just...

No. I'm done.

I'm sorry.

Yeah, me, too.

[door opens, shuts]

♪

[door opens]

- [door shuts] - [footsteps approach]

Hey.

I tried calling you. You didn't pick up your phone.

I'm sorry. Um...

I was already asleep.

The party was lame, so I, uh, crashed early.

- [sighs] - So I didn't miss anything?

No.

Uh, was the... was the rest of the night fun?

Honestly, after you went home, I just left.

It was kind of boring after that.

Well, I didn't mean to French exit. My friend just wanted to go.

How dare you bring up the French to me.

- [both laugh] - One black coffee and iced latte.

- Thank you. - Thank you.

- What the fuck. - [Leo] Whoa!

- I'm so sorry! - Fucking idiot.

Hey, yo. Dude, relax, okay?

No no, it's fine. Lemme just go grab some napkins.

[overlapping arguing]

Dude, just back off.

- No, I heard you the first time, okay? - Relax!

- [thud] - [crowd gasps]

[groaning]

Oh, wow!

♪

[chatter continues]

[sighs]

[door clicks]

- Hey. - Hey.

- You okay? - Yeah. I'm fine.

Are you okay?

Yeah.

I just had kind of a crazy night.

I'll tell you about it later. I was just heading somewhere.

Yeah. Okay.

Hey, do I look okay?

Yeah, you look fine.

Okay. I'll see you later.

- Hey! - Hey.

[♪ "Kissing the Lipless" by The Shins playing]

♪ Called to see ♪

♪ If your back was still aligned ♪

♪ And your sheets ♪

♪ Were growing grass out of the corners of your bed ♪

♪ But you've got too much to wear on your sleeves ♪

♪ It has too much to do with me ♪

♪ And secretly, I want to bury in the yard ♪

[sighs]

♪ The grey remains of a friendship scarred ♪

Uh, class, listen up!

So, we actually have some extra help this semester.

This is Stephen DeMarco, your new T.A.

♪

♪ You told us of your new life there ♪

♪ You got someone coming 'round ♪

[knocking at door]

♪ Gluing tinsel to your crown ♪

♪ He's got you talking pretty loud ♪

♪ Berate, remember... ♪

I'm ready for you to kiss me.

♪ You say you're still in love ♪

♪ And it's true, what can be done ♪

♪ It's hard to leave all these moments behind ♪

[both panting]

♪ Called to see ♪

♪ If your back is still aligned ♪

♪ And your sheets ♪

♪ Are growing grass out of the corners of your bed ♪

♪ And you've got too much to wear on your sleeves ♪

♪ It's too much to do with me ♪

♪ And secretly, I want to bury in the yard ♪

♪ The grey remains of a friendship scarred ♪

[professor] Class, this is your new TA.

She switched into my section on purpose.

Are you serious?

♪

[giggles]

- Chug, chug! - Cheers.

I might have done something a little crazy.

Are you seein' someone?

- I can't stop thinking about you. - Me neither.

I just wanted a fresh start this year.

[Leo] I get really angry sometimes

and I don't want it to keep on happening.

You're not going to be awful to me, are you?

No.

[panting]

I know all of the worst things about you that nobody else knows.

We both know that Stephen is capable of some fucked-up stuff.

But I don't think you're aware of how far it goes.

I know you better than anybody, right?

[crying] I think there's something wrong with me.

[Oliver] If anyone found out about this, it would derail my life.

You know it was all our fault.

Are you really sure you can trust Stephen?

Why would you do this to me?

♪

I don't think you hate me

at all.

I promise you, I do.

♪