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[ominous music]

[people talking]

[party music playing]

[Jugs] 200,000 credits for the delivery of 5 Altarian disintegrating blasters.

[Zixx] Those were the terms, Jugs.

[Jugs] Hold it, Zixx.

[Jugs] I don't see any blasters.

[Zixx] You think I'm just here for the barbaric creator golf invitational.

You want disintegrators?

Check out these bad boys.

[ominous tense music]

[Jugs] Very clever.

[Zixx] Now my credits.

First, let's see if they really disintegrate.

Hmm.

What?

Yup, they disintegrate.

Did I mention that the Altarians are lousy engineers?

Arggh! Get him.

[tense music playing]

Nobody messes with Zixx of the Black blades.

Zixx. [grunts]

[Big Red] Hmm. Back off!

[Jugs] I'm allergic to shellfish anyway.

Big Red, we were just finishing

a friendly business transaction here and--

We have to talk now.

[swoosh]

[low ominous music]

[growling]

Where is the experimental matter transmitter you promised me?

Funny story about that.

I had to give it to someone else to pay off an old debt.

I don't want excuses, Zixx.

I want that matter transmitter.

Get it or else!

[loud orchestra music]

[ominous music]

[Donatello] One macho, nacho burrito. Hold the jalapenos.

[Raphael] No jalapenos. Donnie come on. Tough it up.

[Raph] Explore the inner beast in you.

[Raph] Look at me. I always do.

[Raph] Trust me. Go for the gusto bro.

[Raph] A little spice never hurt anyone.

[chomps]

[ptooey]

[shriek] Ugh!

[Mikey] Do you know a little hot under the collar?

Bleah!

[all laughing]

[groans]

Would you like a side order a butt whopping with your knuckle sandwich?

[grunts]

[chuckles] [surprised] Huh?

[beeping]

[laser sound]

[Zixx] This is Torbin Zixx.

I'm being held hostage by Thermidorian Mobsters.

[Michelangelo] Are those mobsters lobsters?

[Zixx] They're demanding 20 million credits for my release.

Don't give them what they want.

Forget about me. Don't try to rescue me.

[all surprised]

[ominous tense music]

♪ It's ninja time! ♪

♪ Four teenage turtles surfed

in on a wave from the past ♪

♪ It's like the future's

a party that these brothers just crashed ♪

♪ Don't know when they'll go home. How long the good times will last ♪

♪ But just stick around and see these turtles go... ♪

♪ Fast Forward! Leonardo, Donatello! ♪

♪ Fast Forward! Raphael, Michelangelo! ♪

♪ Teenage Mutant

Ninja Turtles ♪

♪ Fast Forward! ♪

♪ Teenage Mutant

Ninja Turtles ♪

♪ It's Ninja Time! ♪

♪ This future stuff is so strange. Time can get rearranged ♪

♪ But the more things change, the more they also stay the same ♪

♪ Still kickin' butt, and playin' video games ♪

♪ Drivin' everyone nuts. Future's really insane! ♪

♪ Fast Forward! ♪

♪ Get outta my way! ♪

♪ Fast Forward! ♪

♪ It's so not yesterday! ♪

♪ Fast Forward! ♪

♪ It's the only way to play! ♪

♪ Fast Forward! ♪

♪ Guess we're here to stay! ♪

♪ Teenage Mutant

Ninja Turtles ♪

♪ Fast Forward! ♪

♪ Teenage Mutant

Ninja Turtles ♪

♪ Fast Forward! ♪

[Donatello] I traced Zixx's transmission to Moon Base Bishop.

We should be there soon.

I still don't get

why we are bothering to rescue that skiddy slime ball.

Yeah, I wouldn't trust him

as far as I can throw him in zero gravity.

How about keeping him from being lobster chow.

Or how about if we rescue him.

[Leo] We'd be the ones to hand him over

[Leo] to the authorities personally.

[Raphael] Well, when you put it that way,

[swoosh]

[ominous music playing]

The scanners traced the lobsters here, Moon Base City, Level 2B.

[Leonardo] And the scanners don't lie.

[Leo] Check that out.

[tense music playing]

[Donatello] Zixx must be in there.

We need a plan to take out those guards.

No sweat, bro. Leave it to me.

[Mikey] Yoohoo.

[funny music playing]

Thank you, thank you. I'll be back at 10:30. Good night!

[giggles]

[loud horn sound]

[Mikey] Tee-hee.

[tense music]

[fighting sounds, glass shattering]

[tense music]

[grunts]

[rhythmical piano music]

[Zixx] Ah! There you are.

I was wondering when you'd get here.

Care for some vintage fettuccine.

[Mikey] Dude! We thought you were toast.

What's with the distress call?

[Zixx] I believe I told you specifically not to come.

I mean if I had called and

told you to hop a shuttle to the moon,

where you would be?

[Raphael] Sitting in front of the TV, hoping you fell in a crater.

[Zixx] Exactly. And now, since you are here.

[Zixx] Feel free to express your deepest gratitudes.

[Zixx] You guys have bailed me out in the past,

I figured maybe I owe you one.

What the shell are you talking about?

[Zixx] I just saved your lives, amigos.

See, I found out your cute little planet

is about to be pulverized by a runaway meteor.

[Zixx] See for yourself. [beeping]

[computer sound]

[ominous music]

[Donnie] No way. It's impossible.

[Donnie] Any meteor big enough to destroy Earth

would've been detected by the interstellar early warning systems.

[Zixx] Not if it's made form dark matter.

[Zixx] Nasty stuff.

[Zixx] Virtually invisible than normal spectro chromatic scans.

If it's true, why didn't you warn everyone?

That puppy is hidden in less than 24 hours.

Not enough time for a full scale evacuation.

So why start a panic.

[Zixx] Earth's history.

[Zixx] End of story.

Well, I've done my good deed for the century.

I'm out of here.

[Raphael] Hold it.

Not so fast, Zixx.

[Raph] You can't just walk away from this.

[Mikey] There has to be something we can do.

Like blow it up with a gigando bomb?

[Zixx] Dark matter is harder than a trillion diamond.

The biggest bomb on earth would just polish the surface.

[Leo] What about a proton beam?

[Zixx] Nope.

[Raph] A neutron disrupter.

[Zixx nods] [Donnie] A massive molecular mazer.

Guys, guys, reducing that super dense meteor to space dust

could take months and you've only got hours.

Hmm.

I mean maybe a matter.

No, that's crazy.

Forget, I even mentioned it.

What? A matter what?

A matter transmitter.

And as a matter of fact, some big brains outside of Regal

unintentionally loaned me an experimental full spectro matter transmitter

that might be able to zap the meteor mass to an empty sector.

Voila! No harm done.

That's perfect. Where is it?

There is just one teeny tiny hitch.

I had to give to someone to repay an old debt.

I think you know him. [beeping]

[loud trumpet sound]

His name is "Boss Zukko."

[all shocked]

[ominous music]

♪ Teenage Mutant

Ninja Turtles ♪

♪ Fast Forward! ♪

♪ Fast Forward! ♪

[Leo] So you're saying an intergalactic gangster

has the dark matter transmitter.

You say gangster like it's a bad thing.

Unfortunately, Zukko is not going to give it back just because you asked nicely.

We'll have to steal it.

He's got the transmitter stashed in a smuggling outpost on Prometheus.

[Zixx] A barren moon hidden inside Saturn's asteroid belt.

[Leo] We'll have to take your ship.

[Leo] Ours is only outfitted for an earth moon run.

No good.

Mine was impounded after an unfortunate incident involved

in the Utrom ambassador's wife.

[all stopped talking]

Was it my fault she was standing next to the sushi bar?

But don't worry.

I know where there's another ship that can get us there.

Why do I get the feeling we are going to regret this.

[ominous music]

[Raph] That's Bishop's presidential shuttle.

Good old Bish won't mind if we borrow it.

We know Bish too and he does not like people messing with his stuff.

Come on with an entire galaxy to run, he won't even notice it's missing.

[tense music]

[beeping, horn sound]

[beeping]

[beeping continues]

[ominous music]

[footsteps, swoosh]

[smash, groans]

[alarm rings]

[laser gunshots]

[Leo] Look out!

[laser gunshots, metallic clinking]

[explosion]

[tense music]

[whoosh]

[metallic rattle]

[Leo] Let's get out of here.

[whirling]

[whirling, gunshots]

[tense music]

[computer sound]

[high pitched horn sound]

[rumbling]

[whizz]

See? No problem.

[all feeling tired]

[Raphael] Yeah, piece of cake.

[Michelangelo] Doesn't this officially make us outlaws?

Don't sweat it.

After you save the earth, they'll give you a medal

[Zixx] Next stop, Saturn.

[humming]

[steaming]

[cups clink]

[Mikey] Whoa! Check it out.

Coffee, Tea or some alien goop that tastes like hot toe nail polish.

[Donatello] No, thanks. Something just doesn't feel right about this.

I've done some calculations on the meteor and...

[Zixx] This is your dashing captain speaking.

[Zixx] We are approaching Prometheus.

[Zixx] A nearly impenetrable stronghold.

Fully self contained with security designed by a mastermind

namely "moi".

[Leonardo] So how are we going to get in there?

[Zixx] I surreptitiously kept the copy of the blueprints as a souvenir.

[Zixx] I'm sentimental that way.

[Zixx] And we're headed to a nice quiet, unguarded sector.

[low tense music]

[swoosh, grunts]

[grunts]

Hmm...

So what is this place, Torbsy?

I guess you could call it a "candy store" of sorts.

[beeping, ominous music]

[Raph] Yeah, what kind of candy is this?

[Donnie] Just the latest in illegal arms.

[Donnie] Ice-bombs, fusion rays.

[Zixx] And neural scramblers.

Zukko told me he didn't have any of these. [laughs]

He is such a liar.

[Michelangelo] It takes one to know one.

[Leo] What's this matter transmitter look like?

[Zixx] Oh, about this big, silver.

It kinda looks like a big coffee pot.

[suspenseful music]

[Michelangelo] You mean like this doohickey?

[tense music, footsteps]

[Zixx] Exactly.

Oh, we're going to be rich.

Hmm.

With adulation when we save your world.

[thundering noise]

[loud horn sound, footsteps]

[footsteps approaching]

[Zukko] Torbin Zixx. I don't believe it.

For once, you came through as promised.

[shouts, metallic rattle]

[Raphael] As promised? You set us up, you dirty?

[Zixx] Businessman.

Yup, that's me. [laughs]

[radio wave sounds, groans in pain]

[loud ominous sound]

Good night, suckers.

[panting]

[Zixx's laughing]

♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles! Fast Forward! ♪

[groan in pain]

[loud groan in pain]

[Raphael] I hate being right.

It gives me a headache.

[Michelangelo] Can't spell Zixx without a double cross.

[laughing]

Zixx!

[laughing, cups clinking]

[rhythmical music]

[laughs happily]

[Zukko] When you told me,

you were going to hand over those turtles,

to get trapped to wipe out your debt,

I thought it was just another one of your scams.

[Zixx] You doubted me?

I'm hurt.

[rhythmical music playing]

[Zixx] Of course you could ease my pain with a couple of cases

of ice bombs and neural scramblers.

Hmm.

Ha! Always hustling.

[Zukko] Since I'm in such a good mood, help yourself.

A pleasure doing business, Zukko.

And I hope this makes us square.

[Zukko] Oh, yeah. We're square, Zixx.

You paid up with interest.

Now, if you'll excuse me,

I got a few shellfulls of revenge to dish out.

[ominous music]

[ominous tense music]

[tense music, swoosh]

[smash, shriek]

[whoosh]

Psst, guys?

[shout, smash]

[Raph] I'm going to kick your miserable key stuff

from hitting your anus.

[Zixx] Whoa! Time out.

Is this the thanks I get for saving your miserable lives?

Is that what you call selling us out so you can kiss up to that Zukko creep.

[Zixx's laughs]

Which part of impenetrable stronghold didn't you get.

[Zixx] You wanted in. You were the price of admission.

[all surprised]

I told Zukko I was selling you out,

so he'd lower his defenses.

But now, I'm saving your shells. See how it works?

[together] Hmm.

[Michelangelo] Yeah.

Sort of.

[groans]

No, not really.

I'll explain it again later, slowly.

Now, let's grab that transmitter and get out of here

[Zixx] before Zukko's goons spot us.

[whoosh sound]

[metallic rattle]

[Zukko] Stop them.

[Leonardo] Too late.

[laser blast] [Leo] Run!

[gunshot, explosions]

[tense, distorted music

[all surprised]

[Zukko] We had a deal, Zixx.

You should have walked away while you were ahead.

Get them.

[groans]

[fighting sounds]

[huge smash]

[beeping, glass shattering]

[loud tense music]

[huge shattering]

[confused]

What are you waiting for? Spring thaw.

[low tense music]

[Raph] It's ninja time.

[spinning, smash]

[grunts, tense music]

[swoosh]

[fighting sound]

[bangs]

[laser gunshots]

[gunshots, explosion]

[fighting grunts]

[metallic clinking]

[smash]

[whoosh]

[fighting grunts]

[tense music]

[huge rattling]

[swoosh]

[whistles]

[growling, metallic clinking]

[swoosh, huge bangs]

[Leonardo] We're almost out of time.

Let's move.

[Zukko] Guess again. You're Zukked turtle.

Want to bet?

[beeping, laser gunshot]

[warping, huge explosion]

[warping]

[Mikey] Whoa. What a rush.

[Zixx] The rides not over yet.

[rumble]

[whizz]

[everyone cheering] [Raphael] Alright. We did it!

[Donatello] There's just one problem.

[Donnie] The matter transmitter got fried during the escape.

[Leonardo] How bad is it?

[Donnie] I don't know..

[Donnie] But if I can't get it working,

Earth is doomed.

[ominous music]

♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles! Fast Forward! ♪

[ominous music]

[Leonardo] Well, Don.

[Leonardo] Can you fix it?

[Raphael] Try rebooting it.

[Michelangelo] Or using a hairpin.

From where is he going to get a hair pin?

We haven't got any hair.

We don't wear boots either, smarty pants.

This is not helping.

I need to work alone in peace and quiet.

[footsteps]

Do you think he can fix it in time?

If anyone can do it, Donnie can.

I hope.

[ominous music]

[Zixx] You sure, you don't want

[Zixx] to rethink this whole saving the earth position.

[grinning]

Just asking.

[beep, buzzing]

[loud orchestra music]

[Michelangelo] Well.

[Donatello] I was able to patch it up.

But the remote transceiver still won't work.

So we'll have to activate it manually.

You mean someone actually

has to be on the meteor to make it happen?

[Zixx] I'll do it.

[all surprised] What?

[Zixx] Look, I'm no hero.

But maybe in some small way, this will atone

for all the rotten underhanded and contemptible things I've done in my life.

A noble sentiment but--

It's a far, far better thing I do than I have ever done before,

[Zixx] or something like that.

[sniffs]

Stop, I'm choking up.

[Raphael] Get off.

[Zixx] Gentlemen it's been an honor.

[door closes]

[metallic rattle]

[whoosh]

[low solemn music]

[engine sound, rumbling]

[Mikey] Jeez, maybe we misjudged him.

He wasn't so bad after all.

[Zixx] Oh, and one last thing. So long, chumps.

[shriek]

[swoosh]

[Raphael] Hey, that's not a meteor.

[whirling]

[Raph] It's his ship!

[Zixx] I rigged the meteor, set up to con you

into helping me get this transmitter back.

I couldn't have done it without you.

[swoosh]

[rumbles]

That stinking slime ball.

[Leo] He did it to us again.

[Donnie] Well, actually not.

[all surprised]

[Donnie] The real transmitter is still on board. See?

But how?

I don't get it.

[Donnie] Zixx's story was sketchy from the start.

So I did some calculations.

Dark matter is so dense. It should have bent light around it.

[Donnie] But it didn't.

So I gave Zixx a fake transmitter.

It was actually the shuttle's beverage dispenser

in the transmitter's case.

[Mikey] Way to go, Donnie.

Man, I'd love to see the look on Zixx's face when he finds out.

[ominous music]

[Big Red] What are you trying to pull here, Zixx?

[Zixx] It wasn't me. It was those rotten turtles.

They must have switched it.

[roars]

[Big Red] Spare the excuses.

I told you what would happen if I didn't get that transmitter.

Be reasonable, Red. We can make a deal.

How about a free crate of ice-bombs?

[Zixx] A neural disrupter?

[Zixx] Or how about a fusion ray?

[Zixx] It really does make excellent coffee.