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[sound of footsteps]

[music]

[Dark Michelangelo] Soon, my love, we'll be together.

[loud music]

Muah! Muah!

[Dark Raphael] You holding out on us!

[swoosh]

[Dark Michelangelo] You, sir, will hear from my neurologist!

[chuckles]

[groans]

[chuckles evilly]

[Dark Donatello] Au, revoir, you dumb idiot!

[Dark Leonardo] Not on your life!

[screams, objects smash]

[Dark Michelangelo] Hyah! [huge clatter, objects smash]

[fighting grunts] Give me that!

Uh? [unison]

[Darius Dun] Are you genetic mishaps fighting again?

[Darius Dun] If those four shell-brained idiots

you are spawned from can get along,

Why can't you?

[Darius Dun] Squabbling over scraps like a bunch of rabid buffoons

When you should be out there, destroying those blasted turtles!

[Dark Raphael] You got some nerve, you puny piece of garbage!

[metallic rattle] [grunts]

Hypnotically induced precautions...

...always helpful when dealing with savages.

You can't hurt me.

I, on the other hand,

can hurt you!

[screams, objects smash]

[Darius Dun] You will annihilate the turtles immediately!

Now get out of my sight!

[sound of footsteps]

[low, tense music]

[Dark Leonardo] I'll show him what we can do.

I'll deliver those turtles' heads on a platter.

[Dark Donatello] Yeah? How, oh, fearless leader? [scoffs]

If you can beat them...

...join them.

[ominous music plays]

♪ It's ninja time! ♪

♪ Four teenage turtles surfed in on a wave from the past ♪

♪ It's like the future's a party that these brothers just crashed ♪

♪ Don't know when they'll go home. How long the good time will last ♪

♪ But just stick around and see these turtles go... ♪

♪ Fast Forward! Leonardo, Donatello! ♪

♪ Fast Forward! Raphael, Michelangelo! ♪

♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪

♪ Fast Forward! ♪

♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪

♪ It's Ninja Time! ♪

♪ This future stuff is so strange. Time can get rearranged ♪

♪ But the more things change, the more they also stay the same ♪

♪ Still kickin' butt, and playin' video games ♪

♪ Drivin' everyone nuts. Future's really insane! ♪

♪ Fast Forward! ♪

♪ Get outta my way! ♪

♪ Fast Forward! ♪

♪ It's so not yesterday! ♪

♪ Fast Forward! ♪

♪ It's the only way to play! ♪

♪ Fast Forward! ♪

♪ Guess we're here to stay! ♪

♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪

♪ Fast Forward! ♪

♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪

♪ Fast Forward! ♪

[Splinter] Science can be a deceitful mistress.

Trust her without question,

and ruin is sure to follow.

[Splinter] The muki exercise teaches us not to rely

solely on our eyes,

but to explore the world with our other senses.

[Mikey] It's working! [sniffs]

Raph's shell is so rank, I can't practically see him.

[Raph] And I can hear the tiny wheels

in Mikey's tiny brain

snapping and rolling down his neck.

[piano music]

[Cody] You aren't exactly helping me expand my senses, guys.

Leo's gonna... boo!

Hyah! Hyah!

- Gotcha! - Oh, man!

Hyah! [fighting grunts]

[fighting grunts, huge clatter]

[sighs]

Again!

[sound of footsteps]

[ominous, tense music plays]

[growling] [Dark Leo] I can't believe we got beat by these losers.

Do it now!

[explosion] Huh?

[Raph] What the shell was that?

[grand and suspense music]

[engine sound]

[sound of gunshots]

Aah! [gunshots]

[Cody] The penthouse auto-defenses!

Ha! Duck!

[swoosh]

[distorted music playing]

[swoosh]

[explosion]

[tense music]

[sound of engine from a plane]

[grunt]

[Dark Michelangelo] Knock, knock!

Wanna play?

[evil laughter]

[Dark Leonardo] For once, you morons,

just try to stick with the plan.

Got it?

[Leonardo] A daylight assault? Come on, guys.

Even you can't be that dumb.

[Dark Raphael] We got a message for you from Darius.

Rest in peaces!

[fighting grunts]

[fighting grunts]

[engine sound, gunshots]

[explosions, grunts in pain]

[grunts, blade clattering]

[smash, grunt]

[metallic clanking]

[light music, sighs]

[laughs evilly]

[Leo] Cody, look out!

[Dark Leo] No, no, no!

Don't waste time with the boy!

We discussed this, you moron!

[Dark Raphael] I'm a moron?

I ain't the sucker

who called this stupid attack.

[swoosh, grunt in pain]

[fighting grunts] Yeah!

[Dark Michelangelo] Even I could have told you this was a bad idea.

And I'm the special one.

[fighting grunt]

[Dark Leonardo] You wanted a plan.

I got you a plan!

Now stick to it!

[Michelangelo] If we let this go any longer,

they'll probably start fighting each other.

[engine sound from a combat plane]

[Dark Donatello] Tell you what, let's compromise

and split the difference,

[Dark Donnie] or the kid, whatever. [laughs evilly]

[machine sound]

[laser gunshots, grunts]

[Leo] Cody! No!

[Cody] Aah! Aah!

♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪

♪ Fast Forward! ♪

♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪

♪ Fast Forward! ♪

[laser blasts]

Aah... aah...

[swoosh, tense music]

[laser blasts, grunts in pain]

[Dark Leonardo] Aah!

[ominous music plays]

[grunts in pain, loud bang]

Wow!

[Dark Michelangelo] Oopsie.

[huge engine sound]

[Dark Michelangelo] We in trouble! [chanting]

[swoosh] [Dark Raphael] Every dark turtle for himself!

[engine sound]

[ominous music, engine sound]

[ominous music, swoosh]

[solemn music, sound of footsteps]

[Dark Michelangelo] Dude, did I just see what I saw?

He took a blast for me.

[Raph] Something's fishy. [spinning sound]

It's gotta be a trick. [metallic clanking]

[Donatello] Not according to these readings.

[Donatello] If he doesn't get medical attention right now, [beep sound]

I don't think he's gonna make it.

[Leo] Get his weapons. We're taking him inside. [metallic clanking]

[Donatello] It's amazing!

There's barely half a dozen minor differences

between Leo's and that thing's DNA sequences.

But Leo's Leo.

And that's a mess.

The autodocs will mend his wounds as best they can.

Then he'll need rest. [swoosh]

[Serling] What! A fifth turtle!

[Serling] Oh, I need to sit down.

That thing can't stay here!

He just tried to off us!

Again!

What are we going to do?

Drop him off at the hospital

and tell everyone to watch their fingers and toes?

He's in a portable force field

that the hover shell would have a tough time busting through.

We can keep him here safely

until he's stable enough to move.

And after he gets better, then what?

[silence]

[Mikey] Don't everyone answer all at once.

[ominous music]

[swoosh, whizz]

[gasps]

[Donatello] Hey, uh, guy.

You've been unconscious for almost a week.

How do you feel?

[growls]

[growls]

[Leo] Here, um...

[Leo] The force field is calibrated to accept that tray.

Understand?

[swoosh]

[Mikey] Yum, yum s going innie!

[Mikey] You no come outie.

[Dark Leo] Shut up!

[sniffing]

What's in it? Poison?

[Leo] Poison?

You think we'd save your life so we could feed you

a rancid ham sandwich?

[Dark Leo] My brothers would.

Go stick it.

[hign pitced horn sound]

[cratters, glass shatters]

[Raph] Oh, this is gonna be swell.

[swoosh, ominous music]

[oriental nature music]

[Splinter] The air will do you well,

not to mention the healing power of nature.

[Dark Leo] It stinks out here!

Too bright.

Why didn't you let me rot?

Too weak to stomach it when things get rough?

[Splinter] Weak? [snip]

It requires no strength at all to destroy.

But creation, healing...

that takes true might.

Would you prefer that we left you to perish?

[growls]

[ominous music]

[swoosh, whizz]

[Cody] Why did you save me?

I mean... you could have just not,

you know?

[silence]

Okay.

Forget it.

[Dark Leonardo] My fight isn't with you.

It's with the four shellheads.

Then you went and got in the way.

Look, I don't know.

It just didn't seem right.

Why you got to ask so many questions?

[horn sound]

[ominous music]

[Raphael] It's been weeks.

[Raph] We'd better start judging Mr. Happy Rent

if we're running a hotel here.

[Donnie] His bandages come off tomorrow.

A few tests, and then he's out of here.

[Cody] Have you guys noticed?

It's like he seems to be struggling with something.

[Leonardo] What are you getting at, Cody?

Well, he did save my life.

I'm just wondering if we could help him...

...not be so bad.

In theory.

[Donatello] Technically, Dark Leo does share

significant genetic traits with our Leo.

And the nature-versus-nurture debate

raises some interesting possibilities.

Yeah! What if we stopped treating him like a monster

and more like a regular guy?

[Raphael] Okay.

When did this bus take a left into crazy town?

[Raph] Leo, come on!

You're not buying this, are you?

[chomps]

[grunting]

[gulps]

[Leonardo] Ugh!

[Michelangelo] Hey!

[gulps]

[Dark Leonardo] Mmm.

[clattering]

[Raphael] And there go the biscuits.

[Michelangelo] Have one of mine.

[Michelangelo] All of a sudden, food doesn't have its usual appeal.

[chomps]

[Dark Leonardo] Where I live, you fight for food.

Eat what you can when you can.

- [Dark Leonardo] Or you starve! - [screams] [Michelangelo] Uh?

[Michelangelo] Right. Well, here,

[Michelangelo] looking out for one another is pretty much what we do.

You know the golden rule? Karma?

You're the dumb one, right?

'Cause that's the stupidest thing I ever heard.

[Leo] And yet you're here

in a posh New York penthouse enjoying a hot breakfast

because of something you did...

[Leo] ...saving Cody.

[Leo] Still sound stupid?

[spits]

[Dark Leo] How's this?

[Leo] Thanks.

[belches]

Well?

Too early to say.

[Michelangelo] He's a lot less scary than I thought he'd be.

[Raphael] Guys, reality check... he's evil!

Give this guy an inch, he'll take a spleen.

[Dark Leo] I ain't buying it!

[laughs evilly]

You will.

♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪

♪ Fast Forward! ♪

♪ Fast Forward! ♪

[ominous music]

[Donnie] All right, here we are.

[Donnie] Last stop before a clean bill of health.

[Donnie] Your wounds are almost completely healed.

I just want to test a few vitals, and then...

[Dark Leo] Out of your cage and into the peacekeepers!

[Leo] Um, let's just get through the test.

[Donnie] Push on the bar as hard as you can.

But if anything really hurts, just stop.

[Raphael] Yeah, then we'll draw you a nice bubble bath

and get you a massage.

[Donatello] Okay. So, you'll sit here.

But I have to drop the force field.

Can I do that?

[nods, grunts]

[tense music, beep sound]

[metallic rattle]

[sound of footsteps]

[metallic clanking, grunts]

[grunts]

[Donnie] By this time, I expected more muscle strength.

The mass is there, but...

[Donatello] ...we may have to hold him a few more weeks .

[Donatello] just to make sure

[Raphael] Maybe we should change his diapers, too.

[Raphael] And how about a bottle while we're at it?

[Dark Leo] Shut up!

[Raph] I mean, how old are you anyway?

Just a few weeks out of the test tube?

We shouldn't push the "widdle" guy so hard!

[Leo] Raph, what are you doing?

[grunts]

[grunts, electricity crackles]

[beeping] [Donnie] He's definitely feeling better.

[grunts, electricity crackles]

[growling]

[Raph] Ha! I knew you were faking!

Playing possum so you could jump us later.

[screaming, growling]

[explosion]

[violent punch]

[Raph] Whoa.

[growling, objects clatter]

[growls, metallic rattle]

[Dark Leo] Think you're pretty smart?

Think you figured me out?

[Dark Leo] You don't understand anything about me!

But it doesn't matter!

I'm just a monster!

[sound of footsteps]

[low music]

[music]

[metallic rattle]

[sighs]

[Dark Leo] What are you doing?

[Leo] I have something for you.

[Leo] Master Splinter tells a story.

Once a scorpion needed to cross a stream.

He asked a frog to take him across on his back.

The frog said, "how do I know you won't sting me?

[Leo] The scorpion promised he wouldn't do such a thing.

[Leo] So the frog agreed to carry him across the stream.

Halfway across,

the frog felt a burning pain in his back.

[Leo] The scorpion had stung him.

[Leo] As he succumbed to the poison.

And he and the scorpion began to sink,

[Leo] the frog cried out, "why did you do that?

[Leo] Now we will both perish.

[Leo] The scorpion said, "I did it

because it's my nature."

[grunts]

I believe that when you offer most people

the opportunity to be the best they can be,

[Leo] they take it.

[Leo] Tomorrow morning, we're giving you a choice-

leave in the custody of the peacekeepers...

...or stay with us.

[Dark Leo] And why would I do that?

[metallic rattle]

[Leo] To find out whether you're a scorpion...

...or a turtle.

[clatters]

[ominous music]

[sound of footsteps, swoosh]

[beeping]

[Dark Leo] It's on!

Tonight.

[ominous music]

[suspenseful music]

[suspenseful music]

[swoosh]

[laughs evilly]

[tense music]

[horn sound, beep sound]

[metallic rattle]

[high tense music]

[Dark Leonardo] Goodbye, security force field.

And goodbye, turtles.

♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪

♪ Fast Forward! ♪

♪ Fast Forward! ♪

[suspenseful music]

[grunts]

[Leo] It's gotta be bothering the heck out of you.

[metal blades rattle]

[Leo] The hesitation...

..the conflict you're feeling right about now.

Lots of heavy stuff running around there.

[Dark Leo] You... you!

I wasn't sure of what you were doing.

So I gave you a test.

[horn sound]

[Dark Leo] Which I failed.

[Leo] You haven't failed yet.

[Leo] You can still choose.

[Leo] Turn around and go back to the lab...

[Leo] ...and tomorrow

[Leo] we'll talk about what comes next.

[Leo] Just like I said we would.

I'm not making any promises.

But I can see it in your eyes.

You've got questions about who you are.

[Leo] And maybe we can answer that together.

I already know what I am!

I am a scorpion!

[growls]

I see.

Then let's finish it! [metal blades rattle]

[tense music, engine sound]

[Dark Mikey] Tear this down!

[Dark Mikey] Feel, this leader came through.

[slams]

[swoosh]

[tense music]

[metallic rattle]

[all] Huh?

Gentlemen, I displeasure to see you again.

[Dark Mikey] Uh?

[Serling] May I offer you a refreshing beverage?

[Serling] Coffee? Tea?

[Cody] Or how about some of this!

[swoosh, high tense music]

[growls] [Dark Mikey] What's going on?

[chuckles] [Dark Mikey] Was that coffee decaf?

[music]

[fighting grunts]

[Mikey] Looking out for one another is pretty much what we do.

[swoosh]

[grunts, metallic clanking]

Aah!

[Dark Mikey] Hiya!

[Dark Leo] Fight for food, eat what you can when you can.

[Dark Leo] Or you starve!

[Leo] You have a choice!

[Leo] It doesn't have to be this way!

[growls]

[Darius Dun] Idiots!

Worthless biological trash!

[fighting grunts]

[Dark Leo] Yes, it does!

[metallic clanking]

[huge clatter, object smash]

[fighting grunts]

Hyah!

[groans]

[metallic rattle]

[object smashs]

[Dark Donatello] They were all awake.

What happened to the plan?

[Dark Leonardo] I don't know!

I did my job, you loops!

[tense music]

Let's just get outta here, it's a bust!

[high tense music]

[Dark Raphael] Hurry up, you moron!

[Cody] I can make up for frost this.

[Leo] Let them go.

[engine sound, swoosh]

[Leo] It's over... for now.

[Raph] Once a monster, always a monster.

Like Master Splinter's story about the scorpion.

[Leo] Ralph, did I ever tell you that I hate that story?

[tense music, whizz]

[Darius Dun] So you came back.

[Darius Dun] Stinking of failure again.

Why am I not surprised?

[metallic rattle]

I hope you choke on it!

[low tense music]

Ugh! [growling]

[metallic crack]

[swoosh]

[Dark Mikey] You never did that before.

[Dark Leo] It's called sharing.

Try it some time.

You might be surprised what happens.

[tense music]