Original subtitles

[Raphael] Remind me again why we're here?

[Leonardo] Bishop said it had something to do with the fate of the world.

Bishop said a lot of things back in our time.

Like..."turtles feel my wrath".

and..."Gee, wouldn't it be nice to dissect some mutant turtles"

and..."I'll get you turtles if it's the last thing I do."

[Donatello] We, remember Mikey. But in 2105 Bishops president of the Galactic Council.

[Donatello] We at least have to hear him out.

[Raphael] Well I don't see why.

[Raphael] It's not like I voted for the guy.

[door opens] [footsteps]

Gentleman.

Thank you for coming.

[Leonardo] You could save the formalities Mr. President.

[Leonardo] What's going on Bishop?

An extremely sensitive matter has arisen.

And despite our checkered past.

[Bishop] You are the only ones I could turn to.

Something is trying to destroy me.

[Donatello] Destroy you? Who?

[Michelangelo] You mean, who wouldn't.

[Leonardo] You said this has something to do with "the fate of the world".

If I go, the Galactic alliance will crumble.

Earth will be an ore with two dozen billion races, destroying all of humanity.

[Michelangelo] You wan't some fries with that ego.

[Donatello] What about your security force?

This particular threat is somewhat out of their pay grade.

If you get my meaning.

[crumbles]

[roar]

♪ It's ninja time ♪

♪ Four teenage turtles surfed in on a wave the past ♪

♪ It's like the future's a party that this brothers just crashed ♪

♪ Don't know when they'll go home how long the good time will last ♪

♪ But just stick around and see this turtles go ♪

♪ Fast forward Leonardo Donatello ♪

♪ Fast Forward Raphael Michelangelo ♪

♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪

♪ Fast Forward ♪

♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪

♪ It's ninja time ♪

♪ This future stuff is so strange time can get rearranged ♪

♪ But the more things change the more it stays the same ♪

♪ Still kicking butt playing video games ♪

♪ Driving everyone nuts it's really insane ♪

♪ Fast Forward ♪

♪ Get out of my way ♪

♪ Fast Forward ♪

♪ So not yesterday ♪

♪ Fast Forward ♪

♪ It's the only way to play ♪

♪ Fast Forward ♪

♪ We're here to stay ♪

♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪

♪ Fast Forward ♪

♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪

♪ Fast Forward ♪

[upbeat music plays]

And if we were to refer to subsection two of paragraph three.

We would find...

[door opens] [loud thud]

Everybody out!

Pardon me Sir.

The floor has yet to recognize the green

gentleman accompanying President Bishop.

[crash] [roar]

Recognize that?

Recess!

[roar]

[lasers shooting]

[Leonardo] I take it, that's the monster that's trying to get you.

[Bishop] What gave it away?

[lasers shooting]

[growls]

[Michelangelo] Looks like your rene-cops are tongue tied.

[Leonardo] We have to get this people to safety!

[Michelangelo] Way ahead of ya'.

Let's house train this puppy.

[taken aback] Woah.

[Michelangelo] Who took out my batteries?

This is Alliance head quarters

all your weapons were deactivated when you went through security.

[Raphael] So we gotta handle this thing 21st century style.

[Raphael] No problem!

[Raphael] Mikey! Elevator!

[fighting grunts]

[Leonardo] Please exit in a calm and orderly manner.

Or a get the shell out of here manner!

[growls]

[Raphael] Huh? No! [crash]

9.5 Ralph.

Nice dismount, but dude you gotta stick those landings.

[roars]

[footsteps]

[Michelangelo] I got an idea!

[tense music plays]

Hey Mr tall, dark and drooling!

Poro-poro!

[low grunt]

If cartoons taught me anything, this has to work!

[loud growl]

Does he know what he's doing?

Does he ever?

That's right one eye. Come to Mikey.

[growls] [loud crash]

[Michelangelo] Stay away from Mikey, stay away!

Anytime you're actually ready to help, gentleman.

[shooting lasers]

[exhales]

[low growl]

[grunt]

[thud]

[low grunt]

[screaming] [thud]

[growls]

[groans]

[upbeat music playing]

Lights out!

[shatters] [thud]

[groaning in pain]

[Raphael] What was that thing?

[Bishop] A genetically mutated engine of destruction.

[Bishop] Forged from the DNA of aliens species.

[Donatello] How do you know that?

Because...I made it.

♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪

♪ Fast Forward ♪

♪ Fast Forward ♪

[orchestra music plays]

[Raphael] You wanna run that by me again?

[Raphael] I think my ears were clogged with monster spit.

I helped make that...creature.

Aren't you out of the bad guys business?

I am. This goes back decades.

I had no idea they survived.

Woah, rewind and replay.

They? Fang face has friends?

[tremors]

We'll take that as a yes.

I've got a hover car outside, let's move!

[tense music plays]

[Biggles] Calling all hover cars.

We have a distress alarm at the Galactic Alliance headquarters.

[sirens blaring]

Hello hello.

Things seem to be alright.

[door opens]

Oh, Mr. President.

What an honor! Is everything alright?

[Michelangelo] Try asking that guy!

[sirens in background] [growls]

[Biggles] Errr you're under arrest?

[growls]

[Peace keeper] Look out!

[Biggles] [screams]

Why did it stop to mess with the peace keepers?

[Raphael] Escape first! Geek out later!

[growls]

[Michelangelo] Hah! Next time, try picking on someone your own species.

[engine rumbles]

[roars]

Bad news!

This one's super athletic.

[hover transforms]

[loud thump]

[Bishop] Hold on!

[screeching]

[engine blasts]

[Leonardo] I think we've lost him.

[loud thump]

[Donatello] Think again!

[wheels turning]

Good! Well at least the power's back on. [slices]

[groans in pain]

Warning you have dialed navigational control

Now connecting with hover car customer support

Please hold.

The president of the Galactic Council does not hold!

[button beeps]

[Both] [grunts]

[engine blasts]

Looks like we scared em' off.

No, it's just smarter than it looks. Buckle up!

[Ninja turtles] Look out!

[Bishop] [taken aback]

[Michelangelo] Glad to see after a hundred years,

[Michelangelo] you still know how to smash stuff, Bish.

Hurry, these creature are tenacious.

[smash]

[Leonardo] No!

[Michelangelo] Bishop!

[growls]

[footsteps]

[Michelangelo] So, who want's to go into the big

[Michelangelo] scary, turtle eating, monster hole first.

♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪

♪ Fast Forward ♪

♪ Fast Forward ♪

[Raphael] I don't believe it!

[Raphael] One hundred years into the future

[Raphael] and we're still crawling around in the sewers.

It looks like the trail ends here.

[Raphael] Well that ugly didn't just fall off

[Raphael] the face of the earth, big brain.

[light shinning]

[Turtle Ninjas] [screaming]

[Raphael] Okay.

[Raphael] Maybe I spoke too soon.

[tense music plays]

[Leonardo] [yelps] Donny come check this out!

[Donatello] [grunts]

[Donatello] A force field!

[Donatello] Maybe we can power up our weapons and...

[Bishop] ...incinerate yourselves.

[Bishop] It's an accelerated nutrino armor grid!

Energy from your weapons will only be repelled back to the source.

[Donatello] How do you know that?

[Raphael] Let me guess!

[Raphael] Had a free weekend after you whipped up those chompy things.

[Raphael] So you decided to bang out some more super villain type stuff.

[Bishop] My technology, yes.

[Bishop] But I'm not the brains

[Bishop] or should I said brain, behind this place.

[Leonardo] Then who is? What's going on here Bishop?

[Bishop] Seeing as we have some time to kill.

I may as well tell you the whole story.

[Bishop] Fifty years ago,

[Bishop] the earth was a different place.

[Bishop] And I...well...

[Bishop] You know what I was.

[Raphael] An alien hating, xenophobic, mego-maniac!

[Leonardo] Ralph.

[Bishop] A myriad of alien life forms had

[Bishop] identified the earth as habitable.

[Bishop] We were under the constant threat of invasion.

[Bishop] My earth protection force was the only line of defense.

[Bishop] This lab was the nerve center of my operations.

[Bishop] Where the secrets of extra terrestrial

[Bishop] DNA could be uncovered and exploited.

[Bishop] Our goal was to splice alien DNA to create an invincible army

[Bishop] If war was to break out with the aliens.

[Bishop] Despite my considerable scientific prowess,

[Bishop] I needed help.

[Bishop] Fortunately I was able to convince one of the worlds

[Bishop] greatest minds to work under my ages.

[Bishop] Dr Baxter Stockman

[Baxter] The alien DNA is mutating nicely.

[Baxter] I've been calling them organic Mousers.

[Baxter] Just my little joke.

[Baxter] How do you like our dip into the gene pool?

[Baxter] Expending granular

[Baxter] developing corrosive bile

[Baxter] You'll have an army in no time.

[Baxter] Thanks to your "volunteer" donor program.

[Bishop] Stockman was brilliant.

[Bishop] He took the program and directions I never would have imagined.

[Bishop] He also took things too far.

[Alien] [screaming in pain]

[Raphael] You were kidnapping aliens and experimenting on them.

[Raphael] That wasn't too far?

As I said...

it was a different time in my life.

Not one that I am proud of.

Our experiments required dangerous equipment's and materials.

[Bishop] One day, in his zeal to unlock the secrets of alien life,

[Bishop] Stockman accidentally triggered a biochemical chain reaction.

[glass shattering] [alarms triggered]

[glass shattering]

[Bishop] No Stockman!

What have you done!

[Bishop] It was the last I saw of Dr. Stockman.

[Baxter] Bishop, help!

[Bishop] [grunts]

[loud thud]

[Bishop] [struggling]

[loud crash]

[orchestra music playing]

[Bishop] But in the chaos

[Bishop] Something happened.

[orchestra music playing]

[Bishop] It seemed my alien lab rats would finally get his revenge

[Bishop] [grunts]

[alien] [lift rubles]

[Bishop] [dumbfounded]

[tense music plays]

[Bishop] But instead, he saved my life.

[Bishop] An alien.

[building collapses]

[Bishop] I imprisoned him.

[Bishop] Used him to create a race of monsters for war against his kind.

[Bishop] And still,

[Bishop] he saved me.

[Bishop] Try as I might

[Bishop] I could not erase the incident from my mind

[Bishop] Did this alien

[Bishop] after everything

[Bishop] could show...mercy.

[Bishop] How could I

[Bishop] dare do less?

[Bishop] And so gradually my attitude towards these beings, changed.

[Bishop] I sought out allies, instead of enemies

[orchestra music playing]

[crowds cheering]

[Bishop] Earth Protection Force

became the

Pan Galactic Allience

You can understand why I was reluctant to reveal all of this to the world at large.

[Bishop] But what matters is, I learned my lessened.

[Bishop] It's peace not war

[Bishop] that is answer to earth continued safety.

[ground shaking]

[loud crash]

[Baxtor] Well you're about to learn another lesson Mr. president.

[Baxtor] If you're gonna leave your errand boy for dead,

[Baxtor] you should make sure that he really is!

[Leonardo] Baxtor Stockman!

In the flesh so to speak, now ain't that time.

♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪

♪ Fast Forward ♪

♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪

♪ Fast Forward ♪

[Baxtor] If it isn't the turtles.

[Baxtor] and here I thought agent bishop and I,

[Baxtor] were the only one to survive the good ol' days.

Though, you didn't have to graft

alien DNA on to your own body and wanted to pull it off.

[Bishop] Stockman,

I thought you perished in the accident.

[Baxter] yes, that explains why no one came looking for survivors.

[Baxter] Ever!

So is that it?

simple revenge?

Stockman, everything has changed.

I'm not the man I once was.

[Baxter] Nor will you be the man you are, for much longer.

[tense music plays]

You follow that one?

Nope, that's crazy brain talk if I ever heard it.

[buttons beep]

[Bishop] [groans]

[whip]

[Leonardo] Stockman!

What are you doing?

I spent decades down here

rebuilding our facilities

expending on our original experiment

with the trace DNA left behind.

Yet I was unable, to create a viable body for myself.

[Baxter] Then I realized...

[Baxter] Why make, when I could take!

[Bishop] [groans]

[clamping]

[Bishop] [groans]

[Baxter] In a moment that under-used organ

[Baxter] that you like to call a brain.

[Baxter] Will be processed and transplanted in favor of a

[Baxter] shall we say...

[Baxter] more gifted tenant.

[Baxter] Though the space my be a tad cramped.

[Bishop] Stockman, this is madness.

[Baxter] No, this is logic!

You're the president.

You show a proclivity for long life.

And you have to love the irony.

[Leonardo] Stockman! You're not gonna get away with this.

[Baxter] Speaking of irony.

It may have taken a hundred years

[Baxter] but it warms my cerebellum to know you four will meet your end as mousers food.

[Leonardo] I don't think so.

[Leonardo] It's ninja time!

[growls]

[fighting grunts]

[stomps] [chomps]

Normally I'd be fascinated

but honestly

[Donatello] you're just nasty.

[Raphael] Chomp on this, you over-gross set of dentures.

[Roars]

[suspense music plays]

[Bishop] [groans]

[Baxter] Relax.

[Baxter] It's just a brain transplant.

Nothing to lose your head over.

[footsteps]

Bishops getting a sun roof if we don't get pass these things.

Any ideas?

Remember when the mousers went after the police sirens, instead of us?

Baxter must be using an audio remote, to control them.

Maybe they use sonic vibrations to navigate.

[Donatello] Like other subterranean creatures.

And how does that help us not get chomped?

If I find the right audio frequency

it should scare them off.

[Leonardo] Sounds good! Ralph you and Mikey cover Don.

[Leonardo] I'll try to stop Stockman from renovating Bishops head!

[machines initiating]

[Donatello] Let's see here

[Donatello] If I can just equalize the total frequency...

[Raphael] Feel free to take your time Don!

[Donatello] I'm almost there!

[Leonardo] [charging]

[crashes]

Stockman listen to me

[Leonardo] No one else better than we do what a jerk Bishop was in the past.

But this isn't the answer.

[Baxter] Why not?

[Baxter] He started all of this!

He left me for dead.

He owes me!

He owed a lot of people Baxter.

[Leonardo] But he's been paying it back by changing the world.

[Leonardo] Bishops work has actually united people of

[Leonardo] all races, earthlings and otherwise.

I mean, even we can walk the streets in daylight.

Because in Bishop's world,

[Leonardo] nobody is considered a monster based on how they look,

[Leonardo] only by how they act.

[Leonardo] Are you a monster or a man?

[Appears remorseful]

Do you want to use your skills to destroy?

Or, like Bishop, can you see a way to create something?

[Donatello] Okay, I think I got it!

[mousers] [growling]

[ringing sound]

[Michelangelo] You did it!

[Michelangelo] Ouch!

[ceiling crumbling]

[Donatello] Yeah! Now let's move it!

[loud crash]

[Leonardo] [grunting and slicing]

[Bishop] Help me!

[Bishop] I'm alright

[Bishop] get Stockman!

[Leonardo] Let's get you to safety first Mr. President.

[walls falling down]

[Stockman] [groans]

[loud crash]

[Leonardo] Stockman!

[blast]

[big blast]

[Bishop] I left him behind once

[Bishop] I won't do it again!

[Bishop] No!

[running footsteps]

[Raphael] He really did change didn't he.

Stockman!

[orchestra music playing]

[Michelangelo] [startled]

[Bishop] Don't just stand there.

[Bishop] Move yourselves.

[Michelangelo] Woah. Hail to the chief.

[orchestra music playing]

[big blast]

[Raphael] Quick. Down here!

[Baxter] You...you saved me.

[Baxter] why?

It's what I've been saying all along my friend.

Everything's changed.

[soft music plays]

[Bishop] So based on your current DNA, I believe it would be possible.

[Bishop] Genetic advances over the last century

[Bishop] make creating a viable body

[Bishop] based on your former physical structure nothing more than a minor procedure.

[Baxter] What's the catch?

[Baxter] I become your personal slave

toiling away at a secret lab

Actually,

the department of agriculture is interested in your mousers

[Bishop] I'd like you to meet with them.

Me? Really?

Well I suppose it's my civic duty.

Mr. President.

[Baxter] Say, is there a vice president?

[Raphael] I just don't get this place.

[Raphael] Bishops a good guy.

[Raphael] We saved our arch villan Baxter Stockman from becoming a crispy acrider

[Raphael] and giant mousers are gonna work on a farm.

[Raphael] The future gives me a headache!

[Leonardo] If Bishop and Stockman can change

[Leonardo] maybe there's hope for all the monsters out there.

[footsteps]

[Michelangelo] No monsters?

[Michelangelo] Let's hope it doesn't put us out of a job.

[Raphael] Mikey, I gotta a feeling that's not gonna be a problem.