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[ominous music]

[funky music]

[Raph] All right!

[startled] Huh?

Hey Raph, could you keep it down?

Huh? What?

[Raph] Hold on.

Donnie hooked up my bike to the simulator thing

and I couldn't wait to try it.

[Donatello] Care for a spin on a 21st century back road?

It's pretty sweet!

I wish, but I can't!

Until the board of directors finds a new CEO for O'Neil Tech.

Someone has to run the company.

[Mikey] Work? That's the nastiest four letter word

in the english language.

[Leonardo] Right after lazy!

All this push button technology is making you soft Mikey.

Come on, let's get the blood flowing.

[Michelangelo] You're shelling at a glass Leo.

Move it!

Hey! [grunts]

[laughs]

[low tense music]

[swoosh]

[shrieks]

Guys, please, I'm begging you.

[Cody] I can't hear myself think!

Not that I even want to think about half these stuff.

Share holders report,

budgets for the next fiscal year, international road race...

[Raphael] Did you say... road race?

[Cody] Yeah, every year O'Neil Tech enters Centri-Fuze.

[Cody] An international road race of experimental vehicles.

I don't suppose you guys would be...

...interested?

[base guitar music]

[Cody] Since this is strictly a road race

[Cody] I'm taking the hover out of our hover shell,

and diverting that power into speed.

Well, I guess that's one way to get a little quiet around here.

[Raphael] Next stop, the Centri-Fuze finish line!

♪ It's ninja time! ♪

♪ Four teenage turtles surfed

in on a wave from the past ♪

♪ It's like the future's

a party that these brothers just crashed ♪

♪ Don't know when they'll go home. How long the good time will last ♪

♪ But just stick around and see these turtles go... ♪

♪ Fast Forward! Leonardo, Donatello! ♪

♪ Fast Forward! Raphael, Michelangelo! ♪

♪ Teenage Mutant

Ninja Turtles ♪

♪ Fast Forward! ♪

♪ Teenage Mutant

♪ It's Ninja Time! ♪

♪ This future stuff is so strange. Time can get rearranged ♪

♪ But the more things change, the more they also stay the same ♪

♪ Still kickin' butt, and playin' video games ♪

♪ Drivin' everyone nuts. Future's really insane! ♪

♪ Fast Forward! ♪

♪ Get outta my way! ♪

♪ Fast Forward! ♪

♪ It's so not yesterday! ♪

♪ Fast Forward! ♪

♪ It's the only way to play! ♪

♪ Fast Forward! ♪

♪ Guess we're here to stay! ♪

♪ Teenage Mutant

Ninja Turtles ♪

♪ Fast Forward! ♪

♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪

♪ Fast Forward! ♪

[announcer Welcome to

Centri-Fuze road rally!

Coming to you live from the New Jersey

Grasslands Sports Mega-plex.

We're just about ready for the main event.

A rocket, rubber burning road race.

Limited only by the

imaginations of the designers

of these technological marvels.

These experimental vehicles range

from the surreal to the sublime.

Build to showcase function and form

and even though the track spends

the entire tri state area,

our hover cam are strategically positioned to capture the action up close, and personal.

[Mikey] A little more...

perfect!

Introducing the new and improved hover shell!

[Donatello] We installed mega turbo boosters

palm terrains super traction treads

and just for you Mikey

[Donnie] a holo entertainment center

padded reclining seat, and hover cup holders.

It's like a beautiful dream come true.

[Raphael] Funny, a storage space too.

I can't wait to open up this baby and some real countryside between heats.

[Donatello] Sorry to disappoint you Raph

[Donatello] but there won't be any between heats.

The machines in this race will cover the entire tri state track in just a few hours.

Then think of it as a good luck charm.

[Falcon] That piece of junk?

That good luck charm will cost you three seconds maybe more.

Why would you weigh down this sweet ride with some ancient relic?

Hey, who asked you kid!

[Donatello] Actually with the zero friction air foils

the wind factor is negligible.

Even with the Delirium lined chassis?

and those fusion thrusters?

Cold fusion thrusters.

And they only weigh...

[both simultaneously] 632.6 kilograms.

Hmm.

Mind if I take a peak under the hood?

[Biggles] Hello hello, what's all this then?

This area is for authorized personnel only you scamp, run along!

[Falcon] But he was just going to let me...

[Donatello] Hey!

can't you go easy on him constable?

He's only curious.

Leniency brings chaos!

Security is job one!

[Biggles] Look around you!

[Biggles] Companies invest billions researching

[Biggles] and building this overblown carriages.

It's right picking for industrial spies and other rif raf.

You never know what scoundrels are lurking about.

[Triple Threat] Look at all those wonderful expensive toys.

If I were the betting man

I'd put everything on us!

So are you guys ready to ransack some race cars.

Yeah! When do we get to break stuff?

I like the smell of gasoline in the morning.

It smells like...

Victory!

Hmmm?

Ah track! Not them again.

Looks like we'll have to turn this road race into a demolition derby.

So now do we get to break stuff?

This little guy does.

Go on, get those green out of the running.

But do it really quietly.

Lifeforms start your engines. [cheering from crowd]

[machine sound]

Fasten your seat belts and hold on to your ledges bro.

[Donatello] We're starting the race with a bang!

[engine revs]

[bang]

[cheering, surprised]

What the shell!

[Michelangelo] Well you were right about the bang part!

[loud orchestra music]

♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪

♪ Fast Forward ♪

♪ Fast Forward ♪

[announcer] Oh my, the O'Neil Tech team is out of control.

[screaming]

Oh shell!

One chance...

[beep]

[whizz]

[Donatello] I got an overload in one thruster.

[sirens] I can't control it. Hang on!

[disengaged beep]

[huge bangs]

Amazing safe by O'Neil Tech

when I would say they were out of the race!

[fast tempo ominous music]

Let's get to work.

[loud rock music]

[Donatello] I don't understand.

[Donatello] I ran the complete diagnostic and safety check.

[Raphael] Can you fix it or should I start pushing?

I don't know, I mean, maybe I can--

[Falcon] I can help!

But you have to promise,

you have to promise to take me along.

And get those guys off my back.

[Biggles] Where is that reprehensible rascal?

[Donnie] No offense kid, but the power couplings are blown

and the manipled is cracked.

Look, you can use the conduit from the redundant system here.

May I?

Huh? Yeah, sure.

[electricity sound]

[engine sound]

There, she ain't pretty but she'll hold.

[Leonardo] Yes, let's hulk shell guys.

Name's Falcon.

Well hop aboard Mr. Falcon.

You just earned yourself a ride.

Falcon?

I knew a guy named...

[Biggles] All right you purell prodigy!

[Biggles] it's time your--

[Raphael] Sorry Biggles.

[beeping]

Authorized personnel only.

[low tense music]

[scoffs] Huh! Gearheads.

[engine revs]

[narrator] And that they make their way to the Jersey fire pit.

Team Zixnix and team Arcorp jockeying for position.

Whops, looks like the hover

came too close for comfort.

Just like I said on the open road...

...zero security! Who wants a shiny new experimental car?

I want a puppy. [laughs]

[grunts]

[low tense music]

[metallic rattles]

[screams]

[Triple Threat] So much litter on the street

these days. [laughs]

[computer sound, beeping]

How come the little tin-bot gets to have all the fun!

We need those cars intact if we want to sell off the parts.

Oh man! I want to smash them up.

I want to park them at our lawn and drive some property values. [laughs]

[Raphael] We're closing the gap! Crunch it.

Hey, who's that? He wasn't at the gate.

[Donatello] Oh no, guys! It's Triple Threat.

[Leonardo] That would certainly explain our so called

unexplained engine failure.

Well, it stops here!

[engine rumbles]

[tense music]

[crash]

[Triple Threat] It's those lousy turtles again.

Toss that robo-jacker on em'.

No! We're smashing their shells in person!

[shrieks]

[Michelangelo] No free rides!

[screaming]

[fighting call]

[Michelangelo] [screaming]

Maybe Leo's right. I am out of shape.

[grunting]

[groans]

Thanks bro, I owe you one!

You'll pay me back with a few hours of extra training.

Oh man!

[horn sound]

That's it, I'm driving the body now!

and those cars!

Get those turtles of the road.

[engine rumbles, beeping]

[beeping]

[tense music]

[screams]

[loud thud] [blast]

[engine rumble]

[crash]

Man, I've always dreamed about racing the Center-Fuze.

This is so hot!

[crash]

[explosion]

And it's about to get a lot hotter!

[screams]

♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪

♪ Fast Forward ♪

♪ Fast Forward ♪

[ominous music plays]

[grunts]

[scream]

[ominous music]

[funk music]

Where'd those turtles go? I want to watch them fry!

I want to roast marshmallows and stick them in my ears. [laughs]

Stick to the plan! Let's russel up more rides.

[funk music]

I'm open to suggestions from the pit crew

unless you like being cooked.

Don't worry, I know this course like the holo map on the back of my hand.

Hang a left.

[Falcon] There's an emergency fire tunnel about two clicks ahead.

That tunnel?

[Raphael] We ain't gonna fit!

Then we'll just have to make it fit.

[funk music]

Good job spotting that kid!

[announcer] And the racers are coming into view of our hover cam.

What's this?

There's a new car in the heat, driven by Triple Threat!

That maniac disgrace the honored sport of professional wrestling.

What's he doing down there?

[Triple Threat] Stock up another million credit for us.

[beeping, metallic ratte]

[low tense music]

But wait, what's this.

Team Marco luxury super slicker appears to have picked up a pair of hitch hikers.

[sawing sound]

[computer sound]

Now this is what I'm talking about!

Get up Mikey, we gotta pry this thing off so we can stop Triple Threat!

Who says I have to get up?

[Michelangelo] Presto!

[swoosh]

[grunts]

This might require a few more buttons.

[tense music]

[Falcon] Sharp left in the next fort.

That should keep us right under Long Island Sound

and put us pass the others.

Then we could win the race.

Wrong kid, now we can help out our bros and stop Triple Threat.

Then, we can win the race.

[tense music]

Team Macrohard and Team Mushiyama are neck and neck,

but the icy conditions of winterlands climate control year round ski resort

may prove too slippery.

Speaking of slippery, here's Triple Threat.

[vehicle rumbles]

[machine sound]

[Leonardo] Mikey, this isn't exactly helping!

Hang on, there's one more.

[beep, metaillic rattle]

[Michelangelo] [screams]

[machine sound]

Score one for sitting on your lazy shell.

[Triple Threat] This is it! We control all the cars!

This is the heist of the century!

But we didn't get to bust one spleen!

[gulp] [laughs]

Does this ivy corrosive after taste funny to you?

[rock music]

[Triple Threat] [screams in frustration] Those turtles again!

[rumbling, metallic clinking]

[skidding, metallic clinking]

[skidding, metallic clinking]

We need traction.

[Donatello] We need more weight!

[Donatello] Left side!

[grunts, skidding]

[chanting] Knock em' off! Knock em' off!

[rock music]

[crash, metallic clinkling]

Hey! Who's doing that?

All those hours playing super virtual smash up are finally paying off!

[crash, skidding]

[Donatello] We gotta get more weight on the left side!

[Raphael] I got just the trinket. Help me, kid.

[skidding]

[Donatello] Woah.

Hah! Knew this baby come in handy.

Yeah, as dead weight.

[skidding]

[rumbling]

[metallic rattle]

[vehicle revs]

You're going nowhere!

Knock it off, your gonna start an...

[trembling]

Conga line? [giggles]

[loud tense music, trembling]

[screams]

♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪

♪ Fast Forward ♪

♪ Fast Forward ♪

[ominous music]

[metallic rattles, swoosh]

Oh man, now we'll never win the race.

[Donatello] That's the least of our problems.

[Raphael] Mikey! Leo! Where are you?

[machine sound, swoosh]

Not my luxury racer recliner anymore.

That was fun! Let's go again! [laughs]

[engine rumble]

Come on you lousy piece of junk!

A billion creds worth of parts and you can't even dig your way out of the snow?

My greatest scheme, ruined!

There's still the turtles!

This is all their fault!

Let's grind them into turtle burgers!

[Raphael] Bring it on six eyes.

[Raphael] Err, five.

[laughs]

[Triple Threat] Look, the finish line!

[Triple Threat] We can win the race!

What? We're not even in the race idiot.

We can win, we can win!

Wait stop, what are you doing?

Oh not you too. No! Take your foot of the gas.

Let's at least take a hostage!

[screams]

Falcon!

[Donnie] Just give me a few minutes.

I can reroute the power to the front gravel and pull us out!

We don't have a few minutes Don.

We need, a little extra luck!

[loud tense music]

[engine revs]

It's a travesty ladies and gentleman.

These great racers defeated, and Triple Threat left to run amok.

Hey kid, your family rich?

[Triple Threat] Can we ransom you of on lots of credit?

[Falcon] No!

[Triple Threat] Then I guess it's the old human shield trick.

[vehicle rumbling]

[fast tempo rock music]

[Raph] It's ninja time kid!

[upbeat music]

Hop on.

On to that thing? I'll take my chances with the crazies.

[yelps]

[Raphael] Choke on vapors, losers.

Wow, this thing can move!

Catch him, catch him! [blasts lasers]

[vehicle revs]

Wait, there's still an active team in play.

Yes! It's the O'Neil Tech team

but Triple Threat is closing in.

It's gonna be a photo finish.

No, we're wining this race. We're winning!

[Raph] That's right, keep focused on me.

Don't pay attention to anything behind ya'.

[horn music]

[engine sound, metallic clinking]

[skidding]

[grunts]

[cheering from crowds]

[announcer] Yes! Team O'Neil Tech is the winner.

[cheering]

[Biggles] Hello, hello.

You must be the single dumbest perpetrator, [clear throats]

Perpetrators, I have ever had the pleasure to arrest.

Do over!

[Cody] Is everyone okay?

[Falcon] Yeah, thanks to Raph's good luck charm.

So we won, and caught the bone headed bad guy to boot?

This was hardly a fair race Mikey.

I think the whole thing is a wash.

What! All that crashing and bashing and

sitting on my back behind and we get nothing?

You gotta look at the bright side.

All that really matters is that the motorcycle is okay!

[Falcon] All 1500 cc

of liquid cooled horizontally opposed six cylindered perfection.

[Raph] See Mikey? We did win after all.

[Raph] We scored a convict and convert all in one day.

[Raph] Now get off my bike.