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[engine rumbles]

[Splinter] Remember, a ninja's greatest asset are invisibility

and the element of surprise.

Now, practice one more time.

[Serling] Oh, for heavens sake.

[Serling] Master Cody walks in, we turn on the light, jump out and yell, surprise.

[Serling] Must everything be a ninja thing with you people?

[Michelangelo] You sure Cody doesn't suspect anything Starlee?

Totally clueless. We're meeting at the virtual movies at seven.

[Starlee] That'll keep him out of the house until nine.

[Starlee] You sure you know how to bake the cake?

It's instant cake mix. What's to know?

[taken aback]

[explodes]

[annoyed grunt]

[Michelangelo] Starlee, got to go!

I better get moving too.

[startled]

Who's there?

[yelp]

Cody! I thought we were meeting later.

[Starlee] Hey, how come you're all armored up?

[screams]

[groans in pain]

[transcendental lathe turns on]

[new weapons clicking]

♪ It's ninja time! ♪

♪ Four teenage turtles surfed

in on a wave from the past ♪

♪ It's like the future's

a party that these brothers just crashed ♪

♪ Don't know when they'll go home. How long the good time will last ♪

♪ But just stick around and see these turtles go... ♪

♪ Fast Forward! Leonardo, Donatello! ♪

♪ Fast Forward! Raphael, Michelangelo! ♪

♪ Teenage Mutant

Ninja Turtles ♪

♪ Fast Forward! ♪

♪ Teenage Mutant

Ninja Turtles ♪

♪ It's Ninja Time! ♪

♪ This future stuff is so strange. Time can get rearranged ♪

♪ But the more things change, the more they also stay the same ♪

♪ Still kickin' butt, and playin' video games ♪

♪ Drivin' everyone nuts. Future's really insane! ♪

♪ Fast Forward! ♪

♪ Get outta my way! ♪

♪ Fast Forward! ♪

♪ It's so not yesterday! ♪

♪ Fast Forward! ♪

♪ It's the only way to play! ♪

♪ Fast Forward! ♪

♪ Guess we're here to stay! ♪

♪ Teenage Mutant

Ninja Turtles ♪

♪ Fast Forward! ♪

♪ Teenage Mutant

Ninja Turtles ♪

♪ Fast Forward! ♪

[intro music plays]

[Splinter] Higher...higher.

Perfect

[humming]

Hey! Cody doesn't want a bunch of cutesy flowers on his cake.

What else you got.

I got a chronic case of creature-litis .

Come on rivet head, let me show you how we do it, ninja style!

[icing splashes]

No more help please.

One more batter bath and you'll ruin

my birthday present for master Cody.

Oh? How's that?

[Serling] I've constructed a holo video

chronicle of our time together.

Ain't he cute.

[Serling] Raising a human certainly has it's challenges.

[Splinter] Try four mutant turtles sometime.

[laughs]

[tense music plays]

[awkward sigh]

[Serling] Perhaps I should delete that one.

[sigh] I'm the only family he has now.

Who's going to protect the boy.

I think we got that one covered.

[clanking metals]

[annoyed sigh] And who's going to protect him from you.

[Starlee] Guys! Help.

[Donatello] Starlee!

What happened?

Are you okay?

I think so, but someone wearing Cody's turtle X armor just bursted into my lab!

[Donatello] What? How?

[Leonardo] Call the peace keepers and sit tight Starlee.

[Leonardo] We'll be right there.

[Cody] Hey Serling,

[Cody] I forgot my credit stick and I'm late to meet Starlee at the movies.

whoops

[laughs]

[Michelangelo] Surprise?

[Donatello] Cody, when's the last time you saw your turtle X armor?

[Cody] What do you mean?

[stammers]

[surprised] Starlee!

[door opens]

[engine rumbles]

[Cody] Turtle X!

Over ride code, cowabunga, over ride!

[Cody] This is impossible!

[Cody] I riged that armor with every kind of security protocol imaginable.

Who could have jacked it?

We'll find out shortly. Turtle X is still at O'Neil Tech.

[Serling] I knew that monstrosity was a mistake.

Maybe you should have stayed behind Serling. Things could get dangerous.

Precisely why I'm coming, master.

Your exo armor can't

protect you now.

[Raphael] What? And you can?

This ain't a stubborn

grass stain we're talking about, tin man.

Need I remind you Turtle X was constructed from my predecessor?

I'm infinitely more qualified than you organics rearranges backside cache

should the need arise.

[loud blast]

Consider the need arisen.

[metal stomping]

♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪

♪ Fast Forward ♪

♪ Fast Forward ♪

[music plays]

[lasers shooting]

[rumbling]

What's all this then.

O'Neil Tech again!

Blimy it's like they're blowing up this place once a week.

Hold on, I got it.

Guys do you ready me? Turtle X is in Darius's old office.

[Starlee] It looks like he used my lab to upgrade his weapons.

We noticed, thanks.

Why do you think it's trashing O'Neil Tech?

I don't know and I don't care. So long as we shut it down.

Not you young master.

Serling!

[picks up table] [crash]

Starlee, get to the hover shell.

Who's ever in there, come out!

Or I'm going to pry you out!

[loud thump]

Take it Don.

[grunts]

- Drop it, drop the nice turtle. - Exo armor.

[yelp]

[lasers shooting]

[mocking]

You can't touch me!

[taken aback]

[glass shatters]

[all] Mikey!

Quick! To the hover shell.

[screaming] [loud thud]

[screams]

[Michelangelo] Maybe next time I shouldn't touch you.

[Raphael] Hey, how do we stop this thing.

[Splinter] By turning the gravity of our situation in to our weapon.

[Leonardo] I get it! Guys, follow master Splinters lead.

[grunts]

Tag! You're it.

[sirens approaching]

Well, it's going to rain summons today.

Time to unmask the exo suit napper.

I'll bet it was the crooked developer, who wanted

to scare everyone away, so he can build a shopping center.

and he would've gotten away with it too, if it weren't for us meddling turtles.

You watch way too many cartoons Mikey.

[Serling] Master Cody please get back in the vehicle.

It's okay Serling, the actions over.

[Cody] You guys alright?

[Raphael] Yeah, but next time you build a battle suit,

[Raphael] go a little easier on the battle.

[gasp]

[dumb founded]

[Michelangelo] [surprised]

[Cody] Then turtle X was being operated by remote control?

[startled]

Not was, is!

Hey! Let go.

Oh no!

[screams]

[all] Cody!

[blast]

Release my master at once rouge, or feel the the sting of my...

[loud crash]

Maybe sit this one out, you're giving us robot chapie a bad name.

Guys! The control's are complete overridden.

I can't operate anything in here, I'm stuck!

Hang on kid! I'll bust you out.

[groans] Any other defense features you want to let us in on?

[Serling] Enough! Let him go or I'll...

have my facial server burned to a crisp. Splendid.

[Leonardo] Come on, we have to stop that thing without hurting Cody.

[tense music plays]

[engines rumbles]

Who's doing this, I know you can hear me! Answer me you coward!

[mocking] Such harsh language.

That's what happens when there's no strong male figure

in a young man's life.

Uncle Darius!

[evil laugh]

♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪

♪ Fast Forward ♪

♪ Fast Forward ♪

[chase continues]

[Dun] Enjoying your little birthday surprise?

[Dun] I know I am! I planed it weeks ago.

[Dun] When I discovered your little toy.

[Dun] I thought it might be useful one day,

[Dun] So I hacked into your computer and obtained your security codes.

[Dun] After our recent falling out,

it was a simple matter of uploading my trojan horse program into your exo suit.

Now your armor is directly linked to my own.

[Dun] I can make you do anything.

[Dun] Observe!

[gasp]

[Cody] No!

[Cody] Guys! Get away! It's--

[Leonardo] Darius, we know.

We heard everything from your com link.

[Donatello] I locked on to a signal, we can trace it to the source.

[Leonardo] Great! Then let's split up.

[Leonardo] One team to nail Darius, and the other to help Cody.

Give me that signal Donny.

Uncle Darius is going to pay big time!

[Splinter] I will come with you.

[Splinter] I have a few choice words to share with Mr. Dun.

[Dun] Oh, look.

[Dun] Your cherished relics of the past.

[Dun] How does it feel, my dear boy.

[Dun] To watch everything you build be destroyed before your very eyes.

Anytime guys!

[door opens]

[footsteps]

[Starlee] I can look up an anti virus to shut down Darius's control program.

But, I'm going to need some help.

[Leonardo] Don, you and Starlee get to work in the lab.

[Leonardo] Mikey and I will try the direct approach.

What about me? How can I help?

Trust me, save the ninja things to the ninjas, Serling. We've got it!

[Serling] [sighs]

[Raphael] The signals stops right in the middle of the east river.

Then I hope you have been practicing your breathing exercises Raphael.

Hang on sensei!

There it is.

Bingo!

We have the advantage my son, so long as we maintain the element of...

[surprised]

[havoc on screen]

[evil laughs]

[grunt]

You...

[slams]

[suspense music]

[slamming]

[Michelangelo] What's with the spaz attack.

[Serling] Master Cody! Hold on, I'm coming.

[screaming]

[smash]

Sorry Serling!

Of course master. Couldn't be helped.

[smash]

[Splinter] I have met many monsters in my time,Dun.

but it takes a special breed to direct such

vile and hatred towards a child.

[Dun] Well, we can't all be rat father of the year.

[grunts]

[electrocuted]

[grunts]

[groans in pain]

Way to keep him busy you guys.

[Michelangelo] Actually, he's kinda keeping himself busy.

We're almost done, a little more time.

We're finished!

[Donatello] Leo, I'm sending it to your computer now.

[Starlee] Darius has all sorts of firewalls and data blocks.

[Starlee] So you have to manually upload the program.

[Serling] The auxiliary data board.

[Cody] Serling's right!

[Cody] It's the only way to hardline the anti virus.

Under the face plate on the left side!

Hang in there Cody, we'll have you out in no time.

[Dun] Not soon enough!

[taken aback]

[grunts]

[Dun] Looks like I get to finish off four of my enemies for the price of two.

♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪

♪ Fast Forward ♪

♪ Fast Forward ♪

[grunts and groans]

[Cody] No! Let them go.

Please, uncle Darius.

[Dun] Don't close your eyes Cody. You'll miss the best part.

[grunts]

What?

Okay, ninja time!

[exhales]

[Dun] No!

Oh yeah!

[screams]

[screaming in pain]

[loud crash]

[groans]

[thump]

Yes! Go Ralph and Splinter. Now we...

[stammers]

Something's wrong. Nothing's working!

I still don't have control.

[screams]

[blasts]

[Dun] Did you honestly think I leave any room for defeat this time!

No!

[loud thud]

Your battle system will overload

lashing out at anything until it's fusion pack reaches critical max.

Destroying everything within a ten block radius.

Especially the wearer.

[Raphael] You must shut this down.

[Raphael] Now!

[Dun] But I can't,

no one can. That's the beauty of it.

Inevitability.

Now, if you'll excuse me. I must begin my grieving process.

[evil laughs]

[grunts] Cody!

[startled]

Warning, system overloading, self destruct commends.

Guys! Hurry up with the rescue.

[Michelangelo] Oh man!

[Michelangelo] How are we going to get close enough

to hit him with the anti virus whim wham.

Pardon me, but it's Serling time!

[Michelangelo] Isn't that our line?

He uploaded the anti virus into himself.

Warning system overloading

[Cody] Serling! What are you doing?

Master Cody, though I may not care for the creatures,

I have observed a thing or two in living with them.

Like how to create a spectacular mess!

[in awe]

I have the anti virus and stand as the only logical candidate for delivery.

[gasp]

[metals clanking]

As noted earlier, well I may not have a heart like your organic mutant friends...

Serling! Stop!

[Serling] it would be a cool thing.... before I see you come to harm.

[winces]

[Cody] Serling?

[stomping]

[electrocuted]

[screams]

Critical max in eight seconds

[blasted]

[groans in pain]

[grunts]

[screaming in pain]

Serling!

Critical max in two seconds

one second, system overload... aborted

[lasers shut down]

Serling!

Master Cody...

I wont let you crash, I wont.

It's alright, you're out of danger. That's what matters.

I almost forgot, your birthday present.

[Serling] I do hope you enjoy it.

[Serling] Happy birthday master Cody.

[hologram ends]

[Serling shuts down]

Don't worry Serling, I'm going to fix you.

Make you better than ever. I promise!

Okay?

[music plays]

[fighting grunts]

You're quite certain this is a good idea?

I mean I don't wish to sound ungrateful but,

[Serling] I've only been on my feet for a week.

[screams]

No, master Cody!

Engaging defensive mood.

Turtle X, code word, gungula!

Turtle X active.

[thunder]

[Raphael] [impressed] Never in a million years

[Raphael] I thought I'd say this about you Serling.

[Raphael] But you are so cool!

Wicked cool!

[Serling] I rather am, aren't I.

I figured if you wanted to protect me, this is the best way to do it.

What do you think?

Isn't it obvious?

[Serling] I think we should dispense with the chatter

[Serling] and show these creature what for.

[Cody] Oh yeah!