Original subtitles

[background music]

Nice hat.

I'd like to send a letter, please.

But there are very specific instructions about where,

and especially when.

Of course, sir. You know what they say. Not rain, nor sleep, nor dark of night!

We'll take care of your delivery.

[gasps]

To be delivered in 2105?

Come on! Is this some joke? [gasps]

Well, I suppose it's our responsibility now.

Hey, guys! Check this out!

[ominous music]

[Zukko] Hey, everyone! It's final D-day!

[Zukko] Who wants to make the delivery?

[all cheer]

[ominous music]

[door opens]

[Zukko] Special delivery! Very special!

[Serling] It would appear so. Slow day at the office?

This envelope has been sitting in the back for over a hundred years!

Generations of postmasters have watched over it

[Zukko] to make sure it was delivered on this exact day.

[Zukko] It became sort of a legend,

and well, we'd love to know what's inside and maybe even meet Mr. Splinterson.

[door closes]

[all sigh]

[sad music]

[sighs]

[Donatello] I could use some back-up here!

[Raphael] You've got it, bro! [laughs]

[Serling] Ehem ehem!

Miscreants, you have a parcel. It's labeled "urgent".

[Mikey] Puh-lease.

[laser sounds]

[Michelangelo] That's what they put on all junk mail.

Why do I bother powering up in the morning?

[suspense music]

♪ It's ninja time! ♪

♪ Four teenage turtles surfed

in on a wave from the past ♪

♪ It's like the future's

a party that these brothers just crashed ♪

♪ Don't know when they'll go home. How long the good time will last ♪

♪ But just stick around and see these turtles go... ♪

♪ Fast Forward! Leonardo, Donatello! ♪

♪ Fast Forward! Raphael, Michelangelo! ♪

♪ Teenage Mutant

Ninja Turtles ♪

♪ Fast Forward! ♪

♪ Teenage Mutant

Ninja Turtles ♪

♪ It's Ninja Time! ♪

♪ This future stuff is so strange. Time can get rearranged ♪

♪ But the more things change, the more they also stay the same ♪

♪ Still kickin' butt, and playin' video games ♪

♪ Drivin' everyone nuts. Future's really insane! ♪

♪ Fast Forward! ♪

♪ Get outta my way! ♪

♪ Fast Forward! ♪

♪ It's so not yesterday! ♪

♪ Fast Forward! ♪

♪ It's the only way to play! ♪

♪ Fast Forward! ♪

♪ Guess we're here to stay! ♪

♪ Teenage Mutant

Ninja Turtles ♪

♪ Fast Forward! ♪

♪ Teenage Mutant

Ninja Turtles ♪

♪ Fast Forward! ♪

[Cody] Don, can you hand me that coupler?

Sure.

So, what do you think, genius?

We're getting the time window close to its original specs,

but I don't know.

Can I help?

C'mon! I want to do some cool science stuff

Give me a fire-making thingy! Come on! Come on! Come on!

Come on! Come on! Come on!

[Cody] He's gonna keep this up until we let him help, isn't he?

[Donatello] Yes, he has powers of annoyingness

you can't even imagine.

[suspense music]

[Darius Dun] I hope you don't mind

a friendly call, partner.

But as you can imagine, I'm anxious to see how our project is coming long.

[Sh'Okanabo] Patience! Construction of the time window continues

when it is ready for testing.

I will summon you.

Good. I would hate to think you've forgotten who provided you with the plans

to my dear nephew's machine in the first place.

Soon, then.

[static]

Insufferable human.

Viral!

[Viral] The time window is ready, my lord.

[Sh'Okanabo] Then activate it!

[machine sounds]

[grunts]

[Viral] Power tensioners are not responding! Core complex is offline!

[screams]

[both scream]

[Cody] Okay, this is serious, Mikey.

My sending you back to your time hinges on you tightening this bolt.

[Michelangelo] No way! Really?

[Donatello] As far as you know. Hurry up. Grown-ups have work to do.

[suspense music]

[Michelangelo] Can't choke! Entire future... depends on me.

[suspense music]

[groans]

[squeak]

[buzzer sounds]

[Michelangelo] Ahh! I unraveled space and time!

[Donatello] It's a miracle you remember to breath.

[Cody] Don, check this out!

[Cody] I'm picking up a massive spike of accelerated tachyon activity.

[Donatello] How is that even possible?

[Donatello] A tachyon discharge like that could only result...

from a rip in time and space.

Exactly like the kind my machine makes.

[Donatello] But we didn't activate the machine, yet.

[Michelangelo] Then, it wasn't my screw?

[Cody] We better call the guys. This is big!

[suspense music]

[Cody] You can see the greatest concentration is downtown.

[Donatello] Chelsea Chasm to be exact and it's getting stronger.

If the temporal energies continue to build like this,

we might be looking at a complete space-time rupture.

[electricity sounds, warping]

[Leonardo] Huh? What the--

[electricity sounds, warping]

[Michelangelo] Leo, look out!

[brakes skidding]

[all scream]

[brakes skidding]

[both scream]

[Michelangelo] Oh no! No!

[Raphael] What the shell was that thing?

[Raphael] Where did they go?

[Michelangelo] I don't know! What do I look like?

[dinosaur sounds]

[Raphael] Uh... lunch.

[roars]

♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles! ♪

♪ Fast Forward! ♪

♪ Fast Forward! ♪

[screams]

[electricity sounds, warping]

[roars]

[both grunt]

Dinosaurs! Real dinosaurs in New York city?

[Raphael] This is just crazy!

[pterodactyl sounds]

[stomp]

[fighting grunts]

[pterodactyl sounds]

[fighting grunts]

[roars]

[Michelangelo] Amazing what they've done at Times Square, huh?

Lots of new attractions!

[siren sounds]

[Biggles] Attention all peacekeeper units!

Respond to disturbance at New Times Square. [screams]

[car crashing]

[Biggles] What's all this, then?

In the name of the law, halt! [gasps]

[car skidding]

[suspense music]

[snorts]

[laughs approvingly]

[dinosaur sounds]

[electricity sounds, warping]

[Raphael] Alright, time to send these guys back to the Stone Age!

Hold your ears!

[blade sounds]

[explosion]

[electricity sounds]

[Michelangelo] Okay. So what does it say in the ninjutsu manual

about how to shutdown gigantic rips in time!

You got me. This science run amok stuff is Donny territory.

And who knows where Donny is? Or when?

[electricity sounds, warping]

[Splinter] Donatello, what happened? Where are your brothers and Cody?

Incredible! We fell through a rip in time.

I think Cody and Leo did, too.

[truck incoming]

[truck skidding]

[Donatello] Master Splinter, are you alright?

Yes, Donatello.

And I believe I know exactly where we are in time. Look!

[upbeat music]

[fast tempo music]

- Grandpa! - [grunts]

[both scream] [truck skids]

[suspense music]

[glass shatters]

[Donatello] Was that... Did we just... Were those... us?

Did I just see my own creation?

[Splinter] Deep breaths, my son. Deep breaths.

It is very dangerous for us to be here.

Any misstep and we could destroy the delicate path to the future!

There might be a way to use Cody's Time Window to bring us back.

But we have to get a message to 2105.

I think I have an idea. A one-in-a-billion shot...

...but the only one we have.

[electricity sounds, warping]

[both grunt]

Let me guess. That whole space-time rupture you were worrying about?

You got it. If I weren't scared out of my mind,

this would be the coolest day ever.

This is your time!

[Cody] I've been reading about your adventures here my entire life!

I could see you, Casey, and April in action!

[explosion]

[suspense music]

[Leonardo] Looks like that water tower collapsed.

Wait! No way!

[suspense music]

[Leonardo] We've gone back in time to the night the guys and I first battle.

[ninja music]

[Leonardo] Time for a history lesson.

[suspense music]

♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles! ♪

♪ Fast Forward! ♪

♪ Fast Forward! ♪

[suspense music]

[Leonardo] Put your hand on my shell. Always stay to my left.

[whirling]

[high pitched music]

Ha! Wow! That was--

What was that? That didn't sound human.

No. It can't be!

What? What's wrong?

[dark music]

Oh my gosh! Is that... him?

[evil laugh]

[electricity sounds, warping]

[Michelangelo] Prehistoric time windows, hundred year old time windows.

Can it get any weirder?

[electricity sounds, warping]

Uh... yeah. It can! Check it out!

[fighting sounds]

Huh?

[suspense music]

Told you we forgot something!

Hey, guys! It's us, uh, you from the future.

[Raphael] We don't got time to explain, but get back to Cody's apartment.

There's a package there that'll help.

And don't forget to tell yourselves!

Your past selves, I mean.

Us! We! Just give us this exact same message when you see us.

Yourselves! Oh, my head hurts!

[electricity sounds, warping]

[Raphael] Did your brain just snap?

A little, yeah.

You notice your head looks even fatter in the future?

[gasps in shock]

[growl while attacking]

[rumbling, swoosh]

[tense music]

It shouldn't take much work to turn Cody's Time Window

into a temporal beacon that can zero in on our gauntlets, and maybe,

[Donatello] maybe lead us home through a rift.

And you expect Michelangelo and Raphael to do this?

[Donatello] They're the only ones who didn't fall through a rip in time.

[Donatello] I hope.

Be sure to use very small words, my son.

[Raphael] Oh, where is it? It's got to be here somewhere!

[Raphael] Typical turtle luck. The one time we need to find a good ol'

[Raphael] fashion envelope,

[Raphael] and Serling decides to do his spring recycling.

Ehem ehem.

[tense music]

[Raphael] Holy! It's from Don!

Him and Master Splinter sent it a hundred years ago.

[flinches]

Dear Mikey and Raph, the good news is you didn't get lost in time like the rest of us.

[Raphael] The bad news is you're the only ones who can bring us home.

[screams]

Sorry. When I'm nervous, I pick.

Leonardo, you should have run while you had the chance.

[Leonardo] Right. I guess you're still upset about the whole dropping

[Leonardo] a water tower on your head thing, huh?

[Cody] I, I read all the stories in Casey's journal, but

I never imagined...

[fighting grunts]

[Leonardo] I really did not miss this.

Something is different about you, Leonardo. Interesting,

but I will destroy you all the same!

[Mchelangelo] Reconnect the transpatial calibrator...

Interface the gauntlet with the assembly...

Why are these words so big?

By the way, if you return

Master Cody safely to me,

I promise to take back exactly

13% of the billions of things I've ever said about you.

There! Punch it, Mikey!

[Mikey] Here we go!

[rumbling, electricity sound]

[groans angrily]

[electricity sounds, warping]

[footsteps]

[Splinter] When will we know if it worked, my son?

If the post office is as reliable as they claim,

we should know right about...

[electricity sounds, warping]

[fighting grunts]

[electricity sounds, warping]

Huh?

Go, Cody! Go!

[grunts]

[grunts aggressively]

What magic is this?

[electricity sound, warping]

[Serling] Master Cody!

[electricity sound, warping]

[Donatello] Son of a gun! It actually worked!

I love the post office.

[Michelangelo] Michelangelo, super genius,

and his trusty wrench, wrenchy, were on the case!

What's there to worry about?

[Cody] Uh, according to these readings, everything!

You guys may have saved us,

but time and space are falling apart!

Even faster than when we left!

[Cody] If we're gonna stop this, we have to find the source in Chelsea Chasm now.

[electricity sounds, warping]

[suspense music]

[Raphael] Anyone got a clue what we're looking for down here?

[Leonardo] Don, hit the lights.

[tense music]

[electricity sounds]

[Michelangelo] Spooky alien spaceship

in a deep dark place, pumping out time junk that's ripping open New York!

Couldn't possibly be the place.

[electricity sounds]

[growls]

[Sh'Okanabo] I shall destroy it!

[Viral] No, master! Not until it's stabilized

or it could devastate all time and space!

[Raphael] Look at what we have here.

[Raphael] We should've guessed it. Ol' ugly pants.

Nice place you got. Deep down in filth where you belong.

Step away from the machine, Sh'Okanabo.

[Viral] Master, the boy!

Can you stop this?

If you promise not to eat my brains, yeah, I can help.

[electricity sounds, warping] [tense music]

I told you I sensed great power at work!

Take it all! To the Shredder!

♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles! ♪

♪ Fast Forward! ♪

♪ Fast Forward! ♪

[suspense music]

[Shredder] Acquire that device!

Destroy all who defy me

Let the boy repair it then all perish.

[combative music]

[Cody] Coming through!

Why would you wrap the moon dispensator through the inertial dampener?

[Cody] Are you trying to transport the whole planet through time?

[combative music]

[fighting utterances]

[combative music]

[monster roaring]

[moaning sounds]

Oh my gosh! We have to tell ourselves about the weather!

Oh shell! Damned we are!

Hey guys, it's us! Uh you, from the future!

Don't forget to tell yourselves

[Michelangelo] Us! We! Just give yourselves a message.

You know I was wrong about something

Your head is fatter in the past

[tense music]

Almost got it!

[computer sound]

[intense fighting sounds]

[roars]

[Shredder] Impossible! You are not this powerful!

[panic screaming]

[Raphael] Dude, we put the kabasha on you a long time ago!

[Raphael] You're history!

[electricity sounds, warping]

Tachyon output dropping,

Temporal energy cycles are normal.

We got it!

[plane sound]

[croaking]

[electricity sounds, warping]

[swallowing worm hole]

[Cody] Quick, guys! The time window is open to your time!

Hurry! Before it's too late!

[Leonardo] It's home! We can go home?

There's no time like the present!

So long, guys!

[warping]

With your friends gone, you and your secrets will be mine.

[swoosh, triumphal music]

What? We're gonna leave you paling around with Sh'Okanabo? I don't think so!

[Sh'Okanabo] No! He's the key to the machine!

[Raph] Ugly, you don't got a machine!

[metallic clinking]

No!

[sparking sound]

[tense music]

[whoosh]

[grunts, huge boom]

[swoosh]

[calm music]

[Cody] I checked with Constable Biggles.

[Cody] Things around town are fine

but they didn't find anything in the Chasm.

Sh'Okanabo's whole ship is gone!

Maybe we got lucky and he got zapped off 'til t0 end of time

I just wish I knew how he got the plans from my machine.

It's a mystery for another time, Cody!

For now, take comfort in the fact that we know the machine works.

[Donnie] and that we saved space and time for all eternity.

Hmmm.

[Mikey] Yes, all things in time.

Time heals all wounds.

A stitch in time saves nine.

Time to make the donuts!

[Mikey screams]

Someone had to do it. It was time.

[enjoyable laughter]

[trumpet music]