Original subtitles

[oriental nature music]

[tense music]

[Raphael] It's only 20 yards away.

How hard could it be to bring the glass to Master Splinter

without a drop hitting the floor?

[Raphael] I'm just gonna get it.

[loud crash]

[glass clinks]

[ominous music]

Nice try.

[Leo] Master Splinter said we need to be invisible,

indestructible, and show insight.

[rock rumbling]

[Raph] I guess I was a little too visible.

So, let's not be.

Raph, go to that corner.

Quietly.

And stay in the shadows.

Got it!

[Donnie] Leo, you go to that corner.

[Leo] I'll assume that's not your whole plan.

[low tense music]

[loud tense music] Draw the defenses, now!

What?

Bonzai!

[stone smashing]

[funk music]

Okay! I get it now!

[stone smashing]

[Donatello] When an adversary is distracted,

[rhythmical music]

chances are he won't see.

[whirling]

[fighting grunts]

[Donatello] I'm good!

Donnie's got the glass!

But he doesn't have it to Splinter, yet.

Hmm. [button clicks]

[screams]

[metallic rattles]

[rumbling]

It's coming down!

[rock sounds]

[grunts]

Huh?

[both groan]

The glass!

Right!

[grunts]

[tense music, grunts]

Ahh!

No!

[water swishes]

[swallows]

[tense music ends]

[grunting]

[sighs]

[Donatello] I bring you your glass, Master...

[burps]

without a drop of it hitting the floor.

Well done, Donatello.

But what insight have you gained?

Truth is in the details.

You said bring you the glass, not what was in it.

[Leonardo moans]

Learning sure is fun.

[Splinter] Donatello, Leonardo, Raphael.

My sons, you have shown mastery of invisibility,

indestructibility, and insight.

The three pillars of the ninja rank of Ch?nin.

[Splinter] Only the most dedicated and talented of ninja

[Splinter] advance to this next level of training.

I am extremely proud to grant this honor and all of its privileges.

[Michelangelo] Hold up! Hold up!

[Michelangelo] Sorry, dudes. That last level of Helix 2.0 was gnarly!

Lost track of time.

What did I miss?

You have lost track of a great deal more than just time, Michelangelo!

When your brothers enjoy their hard-earned graduation, tomorrow night,

you will not be participating.

Wah!

♪ It's ninja time! ♪

♪ Four teenage turtles surfed in on a wave from the past ♪

♪ It's like the future's a party that these brothers just crashed ♪

♪ Don't know when they'll go home. How long the good time will last ♪

♪ But just stick around and see these turtles go... ♪

♪ Fast Forward! Leonardo, Donatello! ♪

♪ Fast Forward! Raphael, Michelangelo! ♪

♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪

♪ Fast Forward! ♪

♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪

♪ It's Ninja Time! ♪

♪ This future stuff is so strange. Time can get rearranged ♪

♪ But the more things change, the more they also stay the same ♪

♪ Still kickin' butt, and playin' video games ♪

♪ Drivin' everyone nuts. Future's really insane! ♪

♪ Fast Forward! ♪

♪ Get outta my way! ♪

♪ Fast Forward! ♪

♪ It's so not yesterday! ♪

♪ Fast Forward! ♪

♪ It's the only way to play! ♪

♪ Fast Forward! ♪

♪ Guess we're here to stay! ♪

♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪

♪ Fast Forward! ♪

♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪

♪ Fast Forward! ♪

[Splinter] Michelangelo has been spending

more time playing video games

than he has working on

honing his ninjutsu skills.

Well, sometimes...

Last month, you missed all your strength building sessions.

Oh yeah! That's when I was working through level 29.

I scored all the coins and maintained perfect health!

Ow!

So he missed a few sessions.

He's still got the skills. Right, Mikey?

Observe!

Ehem!

Hiyah!

[upbeat music]

[Michelangelo] Hiyah! Hiyah!

[Michelangelo] Hiyah! Hoo wah!

Hiya--! Ooh... Ow!

Ow...

Michelangelo, your weapons are an extension of yourself.

Laziness and frivolous distractions have taken you from the true path.

Frivolous? I'm serious about my distractions!

[grunts threateningly]

Ow!

Master, can we cut Mikey some slack?

Think of all his hard work when he--

Uh uh... Um...

Give me a minute.

Master, moving up to Ch?nin without Mikey just wouldn't seem right.

Indeed. We shall see.

[Splinter] We shall see.

[tense music]

[Michelangelo] I'll show Master Splinter.

I'm gonna work triple hard!

[whirling]

[game sounds]

[Mikey] You're the problem!

[computer sounds, light music]

[Mikey] Off, you!

[grunts]

Well, I guess I better save the game.

[machine sounds]

Hey! Only six bosses to the next level!

Then I can save it and be in great shape when I'm done training.

[machine sounds]

Wahoo! Ya ha!

[laser sounds]

Ha ha ha!

Well, you're ugly. Take that! Wu ha ha ha!

Huh? What's that?

How do you like that?

[snores]

What? What? What's happening?

[groans]

[growls]

How can I beat this level if I can't move?

[growls]

- [Mikey] Ahh! - [Donnie] Step aside, ugly.

[roars]

[fighting grunts]

[loud thump]

[tense music, growling]

[growling, slidic sound]

[tense music]

[grunts] Ya ha!

[victory music]

[Michelangelo] No way!

[screams]

[Mikey] Woah! No more pepperoni before bedtime.

Huh? Master?

Or is this dream number two?

Ow!

I am very real, Michelangelo.

I have come at the behest of your brothers

to give you a final chance to join them as Ch?nin.

Oh, thank you, Master! I have so learned my lesson.

So what do I do?

You will perform a training task so difficult

that it will require every ounce of skill and focus that you have mastered thus far.

Ready, willing, and incredibly able! I'm there!

Hand me your nunchakus.

Sure! They're...

[horn sound]

They're gone!

♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪

♪ Fast Forward! ♪

♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪

♪ Fast Forward! ♪

[Michelangelo] They've got to be here!

I never go anywhere without Chuck and Chuck Two, the sequel.

Boys, it's not nice to play hide and seek on daddy.

Boys! I can't believe this!

Who would take my chucks?

I took your nunchakus, Michelangelo,

when you fell asleep playing your game.

Ha! Whoo!

Well, you sure showed me, Master Splinter!

Lesson learned. Now can I please have them back?

- No! - Uh!

I separated one of your nunchakus into three pieces,

two sticks, and a cable.

Your brothers have hidden them in the city at my instruction.

To retrieve each piece and restore your weapon,

you must embody the three pillars.

[Splinter] Invisibility of body.

[Splinter] Indestructibility of spirit.

[Splinter] Insight of mind.

Only then will you prove yourself worthy of graduation to the rank of Ch?nin.

Use this map to stay on the true path.

Map, right!

I'm all over the path, Master Splinter.

I, uh...

[Splinter sighs]

[light music]

Even better!

[rhythmical music]

[Michelangelo] Great! All I got to do is get past all

[Michelangelo] three of my brothers before dinner.

How hard could that be?

[ominous music]

[Michelangelo] Hello? Bros?

[Michelangelo] Little lost ninja here!

[Michelangelo] Hold on!

Hmm. Maybe more than meets the eye.

[ominous music]

[Michelangelo] Woah.

[Michelangelo] Tough room to be invisible in.

[dojo sounds]

But if I swing down and snatch the chuck piece before bro Leo sees me,

that's got to be as good as being invisible!

[door opens]

Quietly.

Quietly.

Quiet-- [alarms go off]

[watch sounds]

Mikey?

Aww! He's got it totally rigged!

Although Splinter always says,

"Turn your opponent's strengths against him."

[low tense music]

I'm on it! Upon further reflection,

I just need a little more time to polish my act.

[oriental tense music]

If that's Mikey. He's not off to a very invisible start.

[tense music]

Ahh!

Sorry, Leo.

Gotcha!

[triumphal music]

Stealing your opponent's sight equals invisibility.

Nice move, bro,

but it gets harder as you advance.

Master Splinter set it up. If you said it gets easier, then I'd be nervous.

[tense music]

[Michelangelo] So, all I got to do is

[Michelangelo] skate out there and grab the chuck piece?

[Raph] Kind of.

Why do I got to be indestructible to do that?

Ha ha ha. Remember all those gags you've pulled on me?

Drawin' on my face when I'm sleepin'? Hot sauce in my cereal?

Smoke bombs in the toilet? Ha ha ha, yeah, I'm the best.

Well, today it's payback time.

Cody.

[running footsteps]

[shrieks]

[high pitched tense music]

[Mikey] So, uh, who are these guys?

O'Neil Tech's robot hockey team has the week off.

[tense music]

[Raphael] Master Splinter knew you wouldn't want it to be too easy.

Oh, and check this out!

Human emotion chips.

You are about to get schooled...

...in pain!

Great! They're 20 feet tall, and they're gonna trash talk me?

[Raph] Ladies and gentleturtles,

let the mangling, uh, the match begin.

[buzzer sounds]

[shrieks]

♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪

♪ Fast Forward! ♪

♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪

♪ Fast Forward! ♪

ominous music]

[tense music]

[shrieks]

[groans]

[ice grinding]

Indestructible! Indestructible!

[Michelangelo] It's got to be less painful than "destructible,"

but how do you do it?

It's an incredible display of, uh...

well, it ain't courage! Um...

[Michelangelo] Maybe, if I just grab the chuck piece and get out of here!

[high tempo music]

[grunt]

Be like the ice! Be like the ice!

[tense music]

[screams]

[buzzer sounds]

Ooh! That's gotta hurt!

Note to self, don't be the puck.

[tense music starts]

[buzzer sounds]

Uh! [buzzer sounds]

Ugh! [buzzer sounds]

Uh! [buzzer sounds]

Ugh! [buzzer sounds]

[buzzer continuously sounds]

Ow! Uh...

Truly, this event will be a master class lesson in pain.

[ominous music]

[Michelangelo] There's no way to overpower these guys!

[Michelangelo] Wait, I know!

Yo momma's so ugly, she couldn't get a date with a trash compactor!

[metal clanging]

[loud thud]

Did you hear him? He says you can't hold your lubricant.

[growls]

Woah.

[Raphael] They're takin' the gloves off.

[Raphael] Looks like they've had enough of this upstart.

[metal clanging]

Looks like I touched a nerve.

What the young turtle lacks in size, he makes up in being extremely annoying.

[tense music]

Indestructible is, as indestructible does.

You can't say Mikey didn't earn his chuck piece,

but frankly, this reporter would've liked to see more carnage.

Just one more test to go!

[ominous music]

[Michelangelo] No way!

It's, like, every game I've ever played!

[Donatello] I tried to get them all,

[Donatello] but even the robo dojo has its limits.

So to get the last piece of my chuck, I have to beat them all? Sweet!

Sorry, bro. Your test is for insight.

Not always on the top of your list.

[Donatello] Your chuck piece is hidden somewhere in this warehouse.

[Donatello] It's your job to determine

which of the things in this arcade has been holding you back the most.

Then smash it, and grab the chuck piece hidden inside.

Easy! Insight, shminsight.

I'll just smash away until I find it.

A mind is a terrible thing to waste.

[Michelangelo] Hah! Shell Invaders!

Man, it's prehistoric!

Ah, you never forget the first time you fall in love.

Maybe, these little dudes started me down the wrong path.

Hmm. Yah!

[explosion]

Guessed wrong.

But hey! I've got all day to figure this out.

[game sounds]

[tense music]

Or not!

[laser sounds]

♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪

♪ Fast Forward! ♪

♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪

♪ Fast Forward! ♪

[laser sounds]

[screams]

[Michelangelo] What just happened?

You guessed wrong.

Every time you show a lack of insight,

[Donatello] your bad choice will emerge and attack you.

Great! I guess wrong enough and every video game villain in history will be after me.

[humming]

[screams]

[explosion]

[laser sounds]

What's holding me back? What's holding me back?

Ratman! No, too obvious.

Robot 2 N-S4! Nah, hated the system. Gotta choose!

[screams]

[laser sounds]

Huh?

I know Helix 2 has been holding me back!

[explosion]

[loud tense music]

[roars]

[screams]

[laser sounds]

Wah!

[roars]

[groans]

Getting kinda crowded in here, bro.

[loud tense music, game sound]

[roars]

Those Helixes weren't so tough inside the game!

[lasers and explosions]

If I don't get an insight soon, it's gonna be game over for me.

[explosion] Ah!

[grunts]

Ow!

Nice spot you got yourself in, pal.

Gonna be held back while your bros move on to bigger and better things.

[loud roars]

[explosion]

Hey, wait a minute.

The thing that's really holding me back hasn't been the video games.

It's been me!

[high tense music]

Ugh! Hope that I'm right.

[louder tense music]

[grunts]

[glass shatters]

[ominous music]

[computer sounds]

[ominous music]

Insight! It's a Ch?nin thing.

[Raphael] I knew you could do it, Mikey!

[Raphael] Graduation, party of four?

I guess.

No! This isn't right.

But, Mikey, you passed the tests!

Yeah, but I don't feel different.

If I'm back on the true path, shouldn't I be a new me?

Just because I passed a couple of tests, doesn't mean I'm not lazy anymore.

It doesn't mean I learned how to focus on the true path,

or that I deserve to be Ch?nin.

I'm still just a shell of a goofball.

[Splinter] Well done, Michelangelo.

Huh?

[Splinter] Your three tasks were essential to your graduation to Ch?nin,

but equally important is the unspoken test of humility.

Uh... Say what?

[Splinter] Michelangelo, you have now proven yourself truly worthy.

You're joking!

I never joke.

Well, rarely.

[all laugh happily]

[low orchestra music]

[Splinter] Michelangelo, you have set both feet

[Splinter] firmly back on the true path.

Thank you, Master.

[Splinter] Join your brothers in the ninja rank of Ch?nin

with all of its privileges and responsibilities.

All right, Mikey!

[laser sound]

Wanna celebrate? Maybe down at the mall?

Thanks, but I'll pass. I figure I can get in an extra hour's practice tonight.

Did I hear right?

You know, I think I can use a little workout, myself.

Not without me!

No way you're learning a new move I don't know about.

Guess that makes four.

[grunts]

Hmm.

[triumphal music]