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[Cody] The Digi-Game Convention.

[Cody] Home to the newest and hottest game technology

[Cody] on this or any other planet.

[Mikey] Somebody pinch me!

Don't even think about it!

[both laugh]

[electric sounds]

[eerie music]

Woah! There it is!

[Mikey] The Gaminator!

[Cody] I've heard it's got the fastest game CPU ever conceived.

Three googol Hertz of processing power!

[drools]

[Raph] Roll up your tongue, dude. You're about to drool on my toe.

Imagine the fastest game system you've ever played.

Then double it! Triple it! Quadruple it!

The Gaminator has a new state of the art neural interface

which promises the most realistic game environments yet.

Why, I'd say it'll revolutionize the Digi-Game industry.

But, I don't want to be accused of selling The Gaminator short.

We'll take it!

Of course, you will!

But, not for at least a year. It's still in beta testing.

- Aww. - Aww.

[electric sounds]

[electric sounds sharpen]

[music builds up]

[suspense music]

[Viral] Master Sh'Okanabo

I have a plan that will destroy your enemies... forever.

♪ It's ninja time! ♪

♪ Four teenage turtles surfed

in on a wave from the past ♪

♪ It's like the future's

a party that these brothes just crashed ♪

♪ Don't know when they'll go home. How long the good time will last ♪

♪ But just stick around and see these turtles go... ♪

♪ Fast Forward! Leonardo, Donatello! ♪

♪ Fast Forward! Raphael, Michelangelo! ♪

♪ Teenage Mutant

Ninja Turtles ♪

♪ Fast Forward! ♪

♪ Teenage Mutant

Ninja Turtles ♪

♪ It's Ninja Time! ♪

♪ This future stuff is so strange. Time can get rearranged ♪

♪ But the more things change, the more they also stay the same ♪

♪ Still kickin' butt, and playin' video games ♪

♪ Drivin' everyone nuts. Future's really insane! ♪

♪ Fast Forward! ♪

♪ Get outta my way! ♪

♪ Fast Forward! ♪

♪ It's so not yesterday! ♪

♪ Fast Forward! ♪

♪ It's the only way to play! ♪

♪ Fast Forward! ♪

♪ Guess we're here to stay! ♪

♪ Teenage Mutant

Ninja Turtles ♪

♪ Fast Forward! ♪

♪ Teenage Mutant

Ninja Turtles ♪

♪ Fast Forward! ♪

[suspense music]

[suspense music gets louder]

[Sh'Okanabo] Viral!

Your plan shows promise.

But whether or not you can execute it remains to be seen.

Master, I beg you. Let me prove my worth.

I will rid you of those weak organic pests once and for all.

Very well.

But you are to bring them to me!

So that I can dispose of them myself!

As you wish, Dread Lord.

[music plays]

[Donatello] I'm taking you down right here, Mikey!

[fighting sounds]

[Mikey] Ha! Maybe if I were your one-legged grandma.

[Serling] Ehem ehem! Barbarians.

[screams dizzily]

Sorry about that, bro.

[Serling] Sure. Apologize to the one you just nearly bludgeoned.

[Serling] Master Cody, a delivery has arrived for you, sir.

A rather large crate from Gaminator Systems.

- [gasps] Gaminator Systems! - [gasps] Gaminator Systems!

[screams, then sighs]

[Mikey] Come on, come on, come on. Make it open! Make it open!

[Gaminator opens]

[angelic music]

The Gaminator prototype?

[falling sounds]

But how?

Dear, Mr. Jones,

Gaminator Systems wishes to apologize for our salesman's

failure to recognize you, yesterday.

We would be honored if you would be among the first to test our new game system.

[Cody] If you like it, perhaps O'Neil Tech might be interested in assisting

with the system's manufacture.

Wow!

No wonder they sent this over for free.

Just one button!

Remember what the man said? Neural interface.

Basically, the game registers nerve impulses

from a player and translates them into commands.

How do we turn this thing on?

[Donatello] The neural interface should be able to detect players and--

[all gasp]

...turn on automatically.

[Mikey] Woah! Dungeonator!

Swampinator!

Copinator!

Well, which game do you guys want to play first?

[Raph] Dungeonator! It sounds creepy.

Unless, it's too scary for witty bitty baby Mikey.

In your dreams! Dungeonator it is!

[Donnie] Mikey, you want to do the honors? Just give the thought.

Wait a sec! We're forgetting our generous benefactor.

What do you say, Code? There are only four controllers. You want to go first?

Nah! You guys go ahead. I'll take winners.

Then let the games begin!

[beeping]

[electric sounds]

[all scream]

What's happening?

[swoosh, ominous music]

Guys?

Uh, guys?

Ow!

[Mikey] Where are we?

[Raphael] And what happened to our weapons? They're gone!

- Oh boy. - Oh boy.

[Donatello] Guys, this may sound crazy,

but we seem to be inside the Gaminator program.

[Mikey] I've heard of immersive gameplay,

[Mikey] but this is ridiculous!

Maybe we should've waited until they finished testing the thing?

[Leo] Don, how is this possible? Our bodies got sucked into a video game?

No. Our minds did! We're connected to the games through the neural interface.

[door opens]

Have you seen the princess?

I must find the princess!

[Raphael] Princess? You've got to be kidding me.

We got our own problems, pal!

Must find the princess!

[groans, electric sounds]

- Huh? - Huh?

[Mikey] Don't you know not to be rude to non-player characters

in an adventure game?

[electric sounds]

[Mikey] Huh?

[groans, electric sounds]

I don't think that's part of the game, Mikey!

[ominous music, electric sounds]

Viral!

Welcome, turtles, to my world! [laughs]

Oh no!

♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles! ♪

♪ Fast Forward! ♪

♪ Fast Forward! ♪

[suspense music]

[Viral] Enjoying my Trojan horse, fools?

[metallic rattles]

I know I am!

[Donnie] You pulled us into the Gaminator? Why?

To destroy you, of course.

[Serling] Master Cody, I took the liberty of preparing--

[Cody] Serling, I need your help! The guys are in trouble!

Really? And here I was about to compliment them for being so well-behaved for a change.

Viral linked their minds to the Gaminator! The whole thing was a trap!

Oh well! Trapped,

blessing. It's all a matter of perspective, isn't it?

Serling!

[Viral] Unfortunately, the joy of deleting you is reserved

[Viral] for my master.

If it were up to me, I would eradicate your worthless megabytes from this system, now.

Beginning upload.

[electric sounds]

[groans]

What's happening to us?

[groans]

[loud horn sound]

She's going to transport their minds out of the game through the power conduit!

We can't let her! Serling--

[loud horn music]

What are you doing?

[Serling] Oh, I'm sorry, sir. I was just tidying up a bit.

You touched them but you weren't zapped!

The neuralizing field only affects organics.

You're the key to saving them!

[laughs, then sighs]

Color me overjoyed, sir.

[turtles groan]

[Raph] I'm open to suggestions, here, Professor Game Expert!

Sit quietly, and accept your faith.

I wasn't talking to you.

[glitch sounds]

[Mikey] Look! A glitch!

[Leo] Beg your pardon.

[Donnie] No! A glitch! A mistake in the game programming.

The system's still in beta testing.

[glitch sounds]

Which means what?

[Donnie] Maybe, it means that passing through might disrupt the upload of our files.

But it depends on the program architecture, RAM capacity of the unit...

[Mikey] Boring! Less talk, more...

[tense music, huge electric sounds]

What? No!

[huge metallic sounds, swoosh]

Ugh. Only a human can write such an inept program.

You wanna play games? Fine.

[all scream]

[loud tense music]

[glitch sounds]

[all shout in pain]

[glitch sounds]

[Mikey] I finally get it.

Video games are bad for you.

[Raphael] Where are we now?

[Donatello] We must've landed inside another one of the game programs.

Yeah! This is that Swampinator game we saw before.

It's the wickedest platform since Super Fabio Brothers. Check it out!

To get to the other side, you've got to use the rocks and stumps and those vines!

[Mikey] All the while trying to avoid getting done in

[Mikey] by whatever horrible monsters lurk within.

We fall into the swamp,

[swoosh, splash]

[Mikey] it's girdle soup time!

[Mikey] In other words, total game over.

I can't wait to play it!

[silence]

[Mikey] Once, uh, we get out of here.

[bee sounds]

[Leo] You mean, "if".

[buzzing]

[bee sounds get louder]

[all gasp]

♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles! ♪

♪ Fast Forward! ♪

♪ Fast Forward! ♪

[bee buzzing sounds]

[Raphael] Bugs? I hate bugs!

[louder buzzing]

[all run]

[burning sound]

[tense music]

Now, I really wish I payed less attention in training and played more video games.

[swoosh]

[Serling] Can't we just buy you 4 new pets?

[Cody] Alright. I can't touch the system, directly, but you can.

So you're hardwired into the Gaminator CPU.

And using you as an interface, I can hack the system and beat Viral at her own game!

I hope.

Will this be dangerous, sir?

[Leonardo] Look out!

[bee sounds, tense music]

Never mind.

Farewell, sir.

[electic sounds]

[screams]

[tense music]

[bee sounds]

[loud tense music, swoosh]

[grunts, swoosh]

[loud buzzing]

[bee hits tree]

[Donnie] Just when I thought Viral couldn't get any uglier.

[tense music]

[bee sounds]

[Donnie] Well, let's hop to it.

[game sounds]

Whatever you do, don't jump on a red rock!

[Leonardo] Why not?

Because you'll explode!

[all] Uh...

[groans] Red things explode. Green things have health.

Haven't you ever played a video game before? Sheesh!

[game sounds]

[gasps]

[buzzing sounds]

[burning sound]

Woah! What happened to sending us to your master?

[Viral] Sh'Okanabo can have the scraps!

Sh'Okanabo? Great.

[swoosh]

[fighting sounds]

[swoosh, buzzing]

[grunting sounds, tense music]

[Raph] Nice one, gude.

[tense music, bubble sounds]

- [scary music] - [Mikey] Uh?

[hissing sounds]

I can't see!

[grunts]

Look!

[buzzing]

[fighting grunts]

[Raph] Man, I really hate bugs.

[fighting grunts]

[explosion sounds]

Hey, what's going on?

[tense music]

[game sounds]

[game sounds]

[Mikey] Somebody, help me get this off!

[groans]

Thanks, guys.

[Raph] Who's up for a game of

bugball?

[tense music]

[spinning, grunts]

[buzzing, smash]

[tense music, game sounds]

[Mikey] And that is that.

[bubble sounds, explosions]

[laughs maniacally]

[all gasp]

[Mikey] Okay. Maybe not.

[portal sounds]

[Serling] Ah cretans, would anyone care for a last minute rescue?

[shouts]

[screams]

[portal sounds, loud horn sounds]

[moans]

[Serling] Or yes would've sufficed!

[ominous sound]

[distorted sound]

[Viral] The boy!

Yes! In your holoscreen, Viral! You're not the only one who can hack a video game.

Now to download the guys a few cheat codes and find them a way out of there.

[low tense music]

[portal sounds]

[all groan]

[portal sounds]

Master Cody is a genius, isn't he?

Of course, I did make

the heroic sacrifice.

Perhaps, I ought to have my own orchestral soundtrack.

Where did you put us?

Frankly, I have no idea.

Master Cody is piloting the Gaminator system for "cheat codes", as he puts it.

[Serling] One such code got us here.

He's uploading more on the fly.

[all grunt]

[huge footsteps]

[Mikey] He better hurry it up.

Something tells me we've reached the big boss level.

[Serling] Big boss level?

That's where you meet up with the biggest, baddest monster of all.

Sort of like all the other monsters times a thousand!

Sometimes, I have to die like 5 or 6 times

[Mikey] before I finally figure out how to beat the big boss.

[silence]

[Leo] You're really enjoying this way too much, Mikey.

[heavy footsteps]

It's getting closer.

[suspense music]

[heavy footsteps]

[screams]

[footsteps stop]

[Donatello] Woah! Big is right!

[Raphael] I think I like the bugs better.

[Serling] Allow me to give her the what-for.

[metal sounds]

[moans] Do over?

[suspense music]

More like...

[Mikey] game over.

[evil laugh]

♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles! Fast Forward!♪

[ominous music plays]

[evil laugh]

[all gasp]

[all scream]

[bodies falling]

[Cody] No! Come on! There's got to be some way I can give the guys an edge.

[evil laugh]

[scream]

[metallic rattles]

[Raph] Hey!

[grunts in pain] [Leo] What--

[evil laugh]

[Viral] Do you understand now?

In your world, I'm just a program.

But here, I am digital power incarnate.

[all scream]

Begin batch download.

Dissecting files for transfer.

[Serling] Oh dear!

[portal sounds] What?

[tense music]

Serling, hit Viral with this cheat code orb!

[suspense music]

[Serling] Catch!

[electric sounds]

[grunts]

[all groan]

[screams]

[Viral] You!

[laughs innocently]

[grunts] [Serling] Uh!

I wasn't hardwired for this.

[metal clanging]

[triumphal music]

All right! Now for some power-ups,

[machine sounds]

[metallic rattles]

Look!

[tense music, machine sounds]

[Raphael] Our weapons!

[Mikey] All right, Cody!

[Raph] It's ninja time!

[fight music starts playing]

[fighting sounds]

[slicing sounds]

[fighting grunts]

[groans]

[Raphael] Looks like the big boss just got a little bit smaller.

[Viral] You cannot beat me!

You see, I have access to power you saved.

Unlimited health!

[suspense music]

[gasp]

[Viral] You are obsolete programs, turtles!

Not fit to empty the trash pit of the ultimate virus.

[Donnie] Alright, Cody. If you can hear us,

[Donnie] it looks like we're gonna be needing some extra lives.

You got it, Don! Extra lives, all at once.

[machine sounds]

[suspense music]

Let's kick some shell!

[portal sounds]

[tense music]

[Mikey] Cool!

Too bad they're so ugly.

[grunts]

Metal clanging

- Freedom! - Freedom!

- Freedom! - Freedom!

- Freedom! - Freedom!

- Freedom! - Freedom!

- Freedom! - Freedom!

[Mikey] Now, that is one handsome cheat code.

[heroic music]

[gasps]

[heroic music]

[Viral] Ugh! No! Get off! Get off! No! Error! Stop!

You're disrupting my core program! Error! Abort program!

[electric sounds]

Yes! All right! She's bugging out!

[electricity sounds]

[Cody] Good riddance to bad programming!

[Leonardo] Nice going, Cody!

[Mikey] Yeah! Now get us out of here!

Hang on, guys. I can access neural network now.

Lowering the neuralizing field.

[Mikey] Goodbye Mikey PCs!

[all laugh]

We rock!

[portal sounds]

[Serling] At last, I'm getting out of this dreadful place. Good riddance!

[electric sounds]

[gasps]

[rhythmical music]

[all groan]

[Raph] Get off of me!

[Serling] That almost made it all worthwhile. Almost.

[Mikey] Yeah. Sort of like seeing you take a header into a wall.

Ingrates.

[laughs, plottingly]

[game sounds]

[Serling] Miscreants! Do not activate that game! Do not--

[portal sounds]

[all laugh plottingly]

It's ninja time!

[Serling] No! Serling wants out! Do you hear me? Oh dear...