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[ominous music]

[smash, tense music]

You're finished, Malignus.

Curse you Justice Force, curse you all!

[Raphael] Playing with dollies while we're doing chores. Should've guessed.

They're not dollies.

They're highly articulated action figures,

very collectible, all of our old stuff is.

Wow, Casey and April must have

saved all these stuff after we left.

My first wooden practice sword.

[coos] The first shell-cell.

Yeah, kind of makes you miss the old lair doesn't it.

- [Raph] Yeah? - Hey!

Well, I say getting all misty about the past

is just another way for Mikey to get out of work.

Hey! Give me back my super posable, highly collectable, action figures.

[grunts]

[loud thump]

[shrieking]

[Donatello] On your left, Leo!

[Leonardo] On your right, Don!

[groans]

[Donnie] Wow, guys! It's the journal.

[Raphael] Journal?

[Raph] Casey and Aprils journal?

[Mikey] As in the journal we're never, ever, supposed to read.

[Donnie] Because it contains entries about our entire lives.

Even the parts we haven't lived yet.

Stuff that happens to us after we get back from 2105.

[Michelangelo] Me first!

[Splinter] That would be most unwise my sons.

[thunder]

Yeah Donnie! For shame.

Reading the contents of that book would mean certain doom.

My sons, I know you are curious.

But having knowledge of the future will only lead to catastrophe.

[thunder]

Must you do that.

[Serling] Apologies.

I thought the moment demanded a little, theatricality.

[Cody] Master Splinter is right guys. Trust me!

I've been dying to talk to you about what's in this book,

but I know that if I told you about what happens to you,

once you get back to your time your whole lives could be tracked.

But Cody, scientist theorized there may be more than one future.

Depending upon what choices each of us makes along the way.

[Splinter] Precisely my point Donatello.

You will make choices based upon what you read in the journal.

Choices that you would not otherwise make

without learning the knowledge contained there in.

[Splinter] If Cody San can show restraint

the least you is show the same.

[Splinter] Michelangelo!

Argh, okay! Future knowledge is a no no. I get it!

Why the long faces, I'll tell you your futures.

First you'll clean that mess in the hanger, then the portance tell me the toilets will shine.

Should I lock this thing away somewhere Master Splinter?

No, that will not be necessary.

Should my sons decide to not hear our warning,

[Splinter] they will have to learn their lesson the hard way.

♪ It's ninja time! ♪

♪ Four teenage turtles surfed

in on a wave from the past ♪

♪ It's like the future's

a party that these brothers just crashed ♪

♪ Don't know when they'll go home. How long the good time will last ♪

♪ But just stick around and see these turtles go... ♪

♪ Fast Forward! Leonardo, Donatello! ♪

♪ Fast Forward! Raphael, Michelangelo! ♪

♪ Teenage Mutant

Ninja Turtles ♪

♪ Fast Forward! ♪

♪ Teenage Mutant

Ninja Turtles ♪

♪ It's Ninja Time! ♪

♪ This future stuff is so strange. Time can get rearranged ♪

♪ But the more things change, the more they also stay the same ♪

♪ Still kickin' butt, and playin' video games ♪

♪ Drivin' everyone nuts. Future's really insane! ♪

♪ Fast Forward! ♪

♪ Get outta my way! ♪

♪ Fast Forward! ♪

♪ It's so not yesterday! ♪

♪ Fast Forward! ♪

♪ It's the only way to play! ♪

♪ Fast Forward! ♪

♪ Guess we're here to stay! ♪

♪ Teenage Mutant

Ninja Turtles ♪

♪ Fast Forward! ♪

♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪

♪ Fast Forward! ♪

[thunder]

[humming]

[suspenseful music]

[electric sound]

[Leo] Save it, Raph.

Seems we all have the same problem sleeping.

[Leo] Isn't that right Donatello?

Okay, I'm busted.

[Donnie] That journal is all I've been thinking about.

[Raph] Yeah, it's like I know I shouldn't know

but I gotta know. You know?

I do, guess we're all partners in crime now, but we're missing a partner.

Okay Mikey, where are you?

Surprise! I'm in disguise. I'm a box-turtle, get it?

More like a jerk in a box.

[Leo] Well, we're gonna do this.

[Leo] Let's do this together.

This first section is by Casey.

[Raphael] How can you tell?

Root beer and burger stains.

And every other word is misspelled.

[Leonardo] It was coming up on a month after

the guys pulled [Casey] their big disappearance act.

[Casey] We were startin' to lose it.

[Casey] I mean a world without the guys? Forget about it.

[April] Yes, look Casey. The temporal readings are getting stronger...

Casey...

[yelps]

[gasp]

[warping]

And that gentleman is how you kick space and time in the--

[Casey and April] Guys!

[All] Casey, April!

We missed you so much! Don't ever scare us like that again.

[Casey] Without a doubt it was the happiest day of my life.

Good thing too cause it wasn't for long before everything went straight to shell.

♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪

♪ Fast Forward ♪

♪ Fast Forward ♪

[Leonardo] It was so great to have the guys back

and for a while things were back to all cool, all the time.

But one night things took a very strange turn.

[Raphael] Home sweet home.

[Raphael] Man! I never thought I could actually miss the stench

[Raphael] of Chelsea, on garbage night.

[Casey] Well you didn't lose your gift of poetry Raph.

Hey, so tell me, what happens to me in the future?

I get my own hockey team? Mayor of New York?President of the ever lovin' USA?

[Michelangelo] Dude, Master Splinter says revealing knowledge of

the future is like strictly forbidden.

We can't just tell you what's gonna happen.

[swoosh] Huh?

[Casey] Hey! Silver Sentry, all right!

What's the date? Tell me!

The 13th. Why? You got a hot date?

[Casey] Who knew how smart I was.

Mikey did have a date

with destiny.

[Casey] Because he knew from reading this journal in the future

[Casey] that silver Sentry needed him tonight.

[Dr. Malignus] Finally,

after years of humiliated

defeat at your hands.

Silver Sentry falls.

Not tonight Malignus.

Cody Titan, No!

That's Turtle Titan, Nimrod.

A blast from your past with greetings from the future.

[Dr. Malignus] [electrocuted]

[groans in pain]

Turtle Titan, how did you know I was in trouble?

[grunts]

[Turtle Titan] Um, my turtle sense was tingling.

Good thing too, this wasn't just about me.

The entire Justice Force is in danger.

Shall we save the day together, partner?

[Turtle Titan] Shell yeah!

[Turtle Titan] Funny, but yes sir! [laughs]

[blasts, tense music]

[Nobody] We can't keep this up much longer. Where's Sentry?

[Ananda] I can't believe we were snookered by him!

Big Bad Binky Boy don't want to play no more.

[Big Bad Binky Boy ] ...to give you a time out.

Blergh! Normally I'm not this mean,

but that is one ugly baby.

[Silver Sentry] Careful Titan, Binky Boy uses alien technology to--

[Turtle Titan] What's he gonna do? Drool on me?

Silver Sentry and big froggy? No fair!

[Turtle Titan] Consider this baby spanked, partner.

[Silver Sentry] Wait, we should coordinate!

Bad froggy!

[screams]

Bed time Binky Boy.

Justice force?

[taken aback]

No, what have I done!

♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪

♪ Fast Forward ♪

♪ Fast Forward ♪

[groans]

[fighting grunt]

[cracks]

Baby fall down go boop [cries]

[crying in a distance] Huh?

[cries and wails]

[screams]

[Michelangelo] The greatest heroes of all time

turn into drooling, pooping, thumb suckers, cause of me?

Because we read this journal.

Look, next parts about you.

But you're not gonna read it, gonna walk the high path, right?

Right! So, you read it. I'll just listen.

It wasn't exactly how I plan to start a family...

[April] But here we are.

[April] I've been so busy I've hardly had time to write

and there's so much to tell.

[April] They guys weren't back for a week before Leo was called to Japan

by the mighty Ninja Tribunal.

[Ninja Tribunal] You have been asked to return

so that we may fully train you in the ancient arts

as a Master, Leonardo son of Splinter.

This is the greatest of all possible honors.

[Chikara-Shisho] Congratulations, the two of you begin training immediately.

Two of us?

[Karai] Konichiwa Leonardo San, It is good to see you again.

Karai?

[ominous music]

You should be meditating.

I know but Chikara-Shisho,

I have knowledge that there's a traitor among us, here in the temple.

[Leo] A prophecy, it said someone

[Leo] would threaten the Tribunal from within.

Prophecy is a powerful thing Leonardo.

But it can be misinterpreted.

Have faith in the Tribunal and set your visions aside.

[Chikara] Until you have the skills to interpret them properly.

[Karai] A traitor,here? Impossible Leonardo.

[Leo] History doesn't lie.

I read it myself is Casey's journal.

But who, you and I are the only acolytes

and the Shredder is long gone.

But his daughter isn't.

After all that we have been through

I sincerely hope that was just idle theory.

[April] But it wasn't.

[April] It was cold logic to Leo.

[April] The Tribunal was above suspicion,

but Karai? She had been the Shredder once.

[April] If there was a traitor, it had to be her.

[April] Leo tried to purged himself of these thoughts

but he couldn't.

[April] He obsessed on Karai, watching,

waiting for her to strike, until...

[ominous music]

It will happen, tonight.

Father.

[growls]

I knew it!

Leonardo, no!

Have you gone mad!

I know what I saw, traitor!

[groans in pain]

[Chikara-Shisho] Leonardo! Lay down your arms at once.

Karai is the traitor. She has the Shredders helmet, and tonight--

Tonight! She is finally going to lay that demon to rest.

In a burial ceremony.

[Chikara-Shisho] It was here that Shredder came to power.

[Chikara-Shisho] And it is here, that his daughter will finally

be free of his legacy.

But the prophecy?

Yes Leonardo, your prophecy has been fulfilled.

Someone has threaten The Tribunal from within.

[Chikara-Shisho] You!

[Chikara-Shisho] You have fulfilled your own prophecy

and for your arrogance, you are exiled from this temple.

[ominous music]

Wait, wait, wait. That can't be right.

[Donnie] The journal can't be all gloom and doom, right?

I already knew I did something positive.

I helped build O'Neil Tech.

Donatello hit the ground running when he got back.

He had a million ideas to explore after seeing the future.

[Casey] Cool, you guys fixed the washing machine?

My vigilante pant's are ripe.

Close Cas. It's a fusion generator.

I studied this in the future. Figured we could build one now.

Casey, hand me that prazmat please.

You got it.

[drilling]

We did it!

We've created the worlds first compact fusion generator.

We rock so hard!

Yeah!

What? I handed you that frazie-scat thing, right?

[April] Casey raised the capital to build more generators

while Don and I cranked up more inventions.

[Avril] The advent of the generators clean power

meant the end to earths energy crisis.

Oil and gas became a thing of the past.

[Avril] Alien races began arriving on earth.

Among them, many more Utroms.

Of course, our old friends were pleased to see humanity

had finally caught up with their expectations.

As a congratulatory gesture The Utroms offered Donatello a tour of the universe.

Of course natural born explorer that he was, he jumped to the chance.

[Avril] It was the last time we ever saw him.

[loud tense music]

[screams]

♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪

♪ Fast Forward ♪

♪ Fast Forward ♪

[Avril] The collision with the meteorite was terrible,

but, thanks to the Utroms technology, the crew survived.

Donatello was badly injured, but alive!

If you called what happens next, living.

Say what!

[April] The Utroms rushed Don to their finest medical facility.

You were in a terrible accident, but our science's

advanced enough to have saved you.

Well, the important part.

[Utroms] Oh, don't worry. We're not going to leave a revered

genius lying around with a disembodied brain.

[Utroms] Ahh, here you are!

[Utroms] Welcome to your new body.

[Utroms] We call it...

[all] The Sterling unit!

Gruesome!

Has ninja time been rescheduled?

[all sceams]

Cretins.

Give me that!

See you guys blew it with your morals, and your brains, and your quirkiness.

I just wanna go home and hang, nothing more.

Nothing that gets me in trouble.

Raph came back from the future with a new lust for life.

[Casey] Like he was making up for lost time.

What's the surprise?

Zip it, or you'll ruin it.

It's the rumble to end all rumbles.

[Casey] Holy mermerinay.

[Casey] The purple dragons!

[Casey] And the stinkin' leader Hun.

I'd been waiting to settle with him forever!

How do you know he'd be here?

Future knowledge pal.

Now, is it ninja time? or is it ninja time!

[Hun] Move it dragons!

Every second we wait is money out of our pockets!

[grunts]

[dush]

[Hun] Hey, look at this!

A freak and a geek, you pick the wrong night jerks.

[whistles]

[stammers]

We... win this fight, right?

Hey, the journal supplied the who, where and when.

All that we gotta supply is the whacks.

[fighting grunt]

[Casey] Later when the cops arrive

they made their way through the sea of punks

a rookie wrote in his report.

[Casey] "It was like someone waged a war in Manhattan."

And it was right.

we came, we saw, we clobbered!

[Casey] Raph ol' pal, that was truly the best night of my life ever!

A foot mystic? I didn't read about any--

[zap]

[Raph] Where in the...

[Casey] Raph and I was stuck on that island for three years

before being rescued.

[Casey] During that time, April married some other dude.

Thinking I went to the big ice rink in the sky.

[Casey] O'Neil Tech fell apart, April was too upset to work,

so some scal named Darius Dun bought the joint.

[Casey] Manufactured a bunch of junkie tech

that shoot global warming to the roof.

[Casey] With the surface of the earth like a red hot oven,

humans were forced to move underground.

[Casey] After awhile, we changed, and evolved to the mole people.

Especially Jersey, they went first.

[Raph] You gotta be kiddin' me.

I made mole people! We can't let that happen.

There has to be something that we can do. Maybe, I don't know somehow we can forget all this.

Quick, someone hit me. I want amnesia.

Wait a minute, hold on. If that last story was true.

Then how come both O'Neil Tech and Cody exist here in the future?

And why aren't there mole people running around?

Raphs B.O offends their molish star shaped noses?

[Cody] [laughs in a distance]

You are so big time busted!

As I said Cody San,

if my sons would not head our warning, they would have to learn the hard way.

And the funny way.

Sorry guys. The journal's a fake.

[Cody] Splinter had me make it on the transcendental lathe.

A fine work of fiction.

Except for the Foot Mystic tele-port at the end. I grew tired by then.

[Splinter] But perhaps now you understand why

[Splinter] one must not alter the hand of fate.

Do you see how even good intentions might resolve in disaster?

If you were to act upon fore knowledge of the future.

[ninja turtles] Yes master.

We promise, we'll never open that book again.

We won't even look at it!

[Donatello] You got that right!

[Michelangelo] Really.

[Raphael] Honest!

I don't get it Cody, how do you do it?

[Michelangelo] How do keep that stuff a secret?

[Cody] Oh it's easy! I know how the story ends.

And you guys are gonna love it!