Original subtitles

[horn music]

[Leo] Hurry up, guys!

[Leo] Master Splinter will make us run laps if we're late for practice again.

[light music]

[alarmed]

[Darius Dun] Why, good morning, Cody!

How is my favourite nephew doing this fine day?

- Uhm-- - Chat later, Uncle. We're late!

[ominous music]

[groans]

[Darius Dun] I'm losing my grip on Cody because of those blasted turtles!

[elctronic bipping]

[Sh'Okanabo] Greetings, Darius Dun.

[Darius] How did you get this frequency? Who are you?

[Sh'Okanabo] Suffice it to say I am an ally,

[Sh'Okanabo] who can grant you the means to eliminate all thorns from your sight.

Behold.

[orchestral music in crescendo]

[Sh'Okanabo] Enhanced replicas of your four terrapin guests.

[Sh'Okanabo] My species' cloning technology, far beyond that of your own,

[Sh'Okanabo] duplicates subjects physically

[Sh'Okanabo] as well as psychicly.

[Sh'Okanabo] These specimens are equipped

[Sh'Okanabo] to dispose of your troublesome reptiles

using their own skills against them.

It's ninja time, dude!

[malicious laughter]

[metallic knock]

My creations are yours

for a trial encounter with the turtles.

And if you're pleased with the results,

we shall discuss my fee.

[Darius Dun] Tell me the place and time.

I'll see to it the turtles are there.

[malicious laghter]

♪ It's ninja time! ♪

♪ Four teenage turtles surfed

in on a wave from the past ♪

♪ It's like the future's

a party that these brothes just crashed ♪

♪ Don't know when they'll go home. How long the good time will last ♪

♪ But just stick around and see these turtles go... ♪

♪ Fast Forward! Leonardo, Donatello! ♪

♪ Fast Forward! Raphael, Michelangelo! ♪

♪ Teenage Mutant

Ninja Turtles ♪

♪ Fast Forward! ♪

♪ Teenage Mutant

Ninja Turtles ♪

♪ It's Ninja Time! ♪

♪ This future stuff is so strange. Time can get rearranged ♪

♪ But the more things change, the more they also stay the same ♪

♪ Still kickin' butt, and playin' video games ♪

♪ Drivin' everyone nuts. Future's really insane! ♪

♪ Fast Forward! ♪

♪ Get outta my way! ♪

♪ Fast Forward! ♪

♪ It's so not yesterday! ♪

♪ Fast Forward! ♪

♪ It's the only way to play! ♪

♪ Fast Forward! ♪

♪ Guess we're here to stay! ♪

♪ Teenage Mutant

Ninja Turtles ♪

♪ Fast Forward! ♪

♪ Teenage Mutant

Ninja Turtles ♪

♪ Fast Forward! ♪

[ominous music]

[Raphael] Man, I am pumped!

[Raphael] Can't wait to bash me some butts.

[Leo] I just hope Mikey loads in

[Leo] something unexpected.

[Leo] The battle bus can sometimes get so predictable!

[Mikey] Trust me, Leo.

You've never seen anything like this before.

It's the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles versus

the pretty, cute as can be, Judo Duckies!

[quacking]

[buccal sounds]

[Raphael] If I wanted to go to ninja pre-school again,

I'd be on the roof with Cody.

Dipstick.

[Donnie] Ok, Cody.

Here I come!

[ninja sounds]

Hey, nice!

You're really coming along there.

I can't wait to become a real ninja, so I can go out and kick some serious butt!

- [Splinter] Cody, - Huh?

we train not to pursue battles,

but to win if engaged in battle.

Yeah, but...

I mean, there is some butt kicking, right?

Just a little?

[Donnie] We kick no behind

before it's time, little ninja.

[mechanic buzzing]

[man clears throat]

[Serling] Mr. Dun.

I didn't hear you come in.

[Darius Dun] Yes, Serling, where is my nephew and his little turtle friends?

[screen opening]

It appears Master Cody is on the roof with the rat.

And the turtles are headed our way.

[sigh] Heaven help us.

Ah! I just remembered an important call I must make.

Would you excuse me?

Of course, sir.

[low tense music]

Yes, it's a little surprise I'm planning for my nephew Cody.

Oh, he'll never see this coming. [laughs maliciously]

[Donnie] What's he doing here?

[ominous music]

[Darius Dun] I'll meet you downtown at 9 p.m. to pick it up.

Oh, I'm sure he'll get a bang out of it.

[laughs maliciously]

[Raphael] You hear that?

What's that creepo up to now?

I don't know.

But bet your shells we're gonna find out.

[orchestral music]

[Leo] There it is. Darius' limo.

[Leo] Stay on him, Don.

[Leo] Whatever surprise he has in store for Cody,

I wanna catch him red handed this time.

[noise of cars]

Wonder what dear old uncle is up to down here.

[whizz, machine sound]

[missile shooting]

[explosion]

[screaming]

[Leo] We're going down!

Eject!

[high-pitched orchestral music]

[explosion]

[ominous music]

Oopsie!

[malicious laughter]

[ominous music]

I'll show you oopsie!

[suspense music]

[whispers]

Who's there?

Show yourself!

[malicious laughs] [rock music]

[gasps]

♪ Teenage Mutant

Ninja Turtles ♪

♪ Fast forward ♪

♪ Teenage Mutant

Ninja Turtles ♪

♪ Fast forward ♪

[ominous music]

[malicious laughs] [growls]

[Leo] What the shell are you, guys?

[Dark Leonardo] You may say we are your brothers.

[Dark Donatello] Or more precisely, your betters.

[Dark Michelangelo] Cloned from your tissues,

but with lots and lots of issues.

[evil laughs]

[Dark Raphael] Enough jibber jabber.

Which one of you suckers is Raphael?

[Raphael] Right here, Goomzilla.

Oh, you won't be needing those.

[magnetic sounds]

[moans]

[moans]

[metal clanking] [electric buzz]

[Donnie] Anyone else smell a setup?

[growls]

[action music]

[Dark Raphael] You're one ugly turtle!

[Raphael] Wow!

[Raphael] Did you just call me ugly, ugly?

[Raph] You've seen yourselves?

You look like something a toilet spit up.

In fact, all you losers smell like a sea watering kitty litter milkshake.

[Dark Raphael growls] [Raphael moans]

[bones cracking]

Aargh!

[Dark Raphael] Let's crack your shell open,

- [Dark Raph] and see if there's a yummy cream filling inside! - [Raph] Aaah!

[moans in pain] [ominous music]

[evil laugh]

[fighting sounds] [metallic clanking]

[Dark Donatello] Donatello, I love to meet my twin.

I studied your timing.

You telegraph all your blows.

[Dark Donnie] Your technique is painfully obvious.

[Donnie] Yaaaa!

[grunts]

Was that painfully obvious?

Or just obviously painful?

[whipping sound] [Donnie moans in pain]

[orchestral music]

Taking our weapons while you remain armed?

[Leo] This is hardly a fair fight.

[fighting sounds] [gasps]

If you are my clone,

you should value the traditions of bushido.

Of honor.

[orchestral music in crescendo]

[knife swooshing] [Leo moans and gasps]

My brothers and I share many similarities with you and your siblings.

But valuing honor?

Not so much.

[moans]

[bangs]

[Dark Mikey] Excuse me!

I'll fight my stinking doppelgänger here.

Jeez! Some people! [Leo screaming]

[evil laughs]

[Dark Mikey] I knew you were Michelangelo.

They said you'd be the stupid looking one.

Stupid looking? Me?

Dude, you're the one with the two-foot tongue hanging out of your mouth.

It looks like a big, pink bugger.

[metallic knock]

Ooh! It looks like a long flyball?

[moans in pain]

It's outta here!

[malicious laugh]

You know?

This is just like the time Doc Dome had to find its evil clone in the old Justice Force comics.

Justice Force?

That book sucks eggs.

Justice Force

sucked eggs?

[growl]

Blast for me!

[high-pitched music] [throwing up sound]

You're no clone of mine!

[scream]

[together] I just touched my tongue!

[moans]

[Mikey gasps] [malicious laughs]

[gasps]

[ominous music] [ripping sound]

[growl]

[ripping sound]

[laughing maliciously]

[growls]

Finish it already!

And destroy his gauntlets.

We wouldn't want anyone tracking him.

[moaning]

[growl] [knife swooshing]

[crashing sound]

[moans]

[malicious laughter]

We just kicked mucho butt.

Drinks are on us!

[cheering] [malicious laugh]

[low action music]

[Cody] Well, if no one is gonna let me do

some serious ninja action on my own,

I better get Turtle X fixed up.

[Splinter] Cody,

[Splinter] do you know where my sons are?

Their absence does not sit right.

They said they were running an errand.

That was... a few hours ago.

That's really weird.

I'm only getting one signal from their trackers.

It's Mikey.

Hmm.

I'll get Serling and meet you in the car.

We're gonna go find them.

No. If something has happened, I do not wish to place you in peril.

I'll go alone.

Sensei, the guys are always there for me.

If they're in trouble,

I wanna be there for them.

Please. Let me show you what I can do.

Hmm.

[low tense music]

[sparks]

[door banging]

[low tense music] [sparks]

[Cody] There!

[ominous music]

[Serling] It's Michelangelo's communicator.

[Serling] What's left of it, anyway.

An ambush.

Maybe an O'neil scanner can tell us more.

[bipping]

Ha!

[bipping]

Levels of sea water and sewage found.

[orchestral music]

[growl]

Sea water?

Sewage?

- [Serling] Aaah! - [Splinter] Cody!

[screaming] [growl]

♪ Teenage Mutant

Ninja Turtles ♪

♪ Fast forward ♪

♪ Teenage Mutant

Ninja Turtles ♪

♪ Fast forward ♪

[growl]

[Serling] Master Cody!

Aaah!

[Splinter] Release the boy!

[Serling] Yes, or, and I do apologize in advance,

we may have to engage in the scuffle?

[growls] A mouse and a wind-up toy?

Don't make me laugh.

[malicious laugh]

[moan] [scream]

[action music]

[Serling] Master Cody! Are you all right?

Grossed out, but ok!

Quick! Help Master Splinter!

[swooshing sound]

[bang]

[high-pitched orchestral music] [bang]

[Serling] Oh, my!

[malicious laugh]

Now, where's my little morsel?

[ominous music]

[grunts]

[gasps]

Hey, my table!

[glass crashing]

Stinking fur ball, I'll show you!

[Serling] Excuse me, sir.

The fur ball is with me.

[crashing sound]

- Hey! - What's the big idea?

[action music]

[cheering]

[fighting sounds]

[high-pitched orchestral music]

[gasps]

Audio filter, any conversations you hear that includes sewer, turtles or sea.

[laser sound]

[fighting sounds]

Yeah, should have seen the last fight here.

Some crazy turtle dude rolled in with some other turtles.

[man] One of them said they live in a sewer.

Swell guys, but stink high heaven.

[man] Sort of like a sea waterg

kitty litter milkshake.

Other turtles?

Sewers

Sea?

[bip]

Show me underground clearings that are close to the sea

[Cody] and sewage systems.

[electronic bipping]

[screaming] [glass crashing]

[fighting sounds]

[soft music]

[whispering] I think I know where the guys are!

[sirens]

[door bang] [murmurs]

[orchestral music]

[Constable Biggles] Hello, hello, hello.

What's all this, then?

You wish to show what you can do, little ninja?

This may just be your chance.

[suspense music]

[electronic buzz]

[Constable Biggles] Who's responsible for this mess?

[soft music]

[Serling] Oh, no.

But--

[Constable] I hope you're happy, because now we're all taking in it all a day, downtown.

[moans]

[sighs]

[suspense music]

[Cody] Ok, Cody.

You wanted to run with the big boys,

it's ninja time!

[laser]

[metallic clank]

[moans]

[Dark Rapahel] What should we do with them?

The boss said he didn't care, as long as they never see the light of day again.

[laser buzzing] [Cody gasps]

[Dark Donatello] Donatello's body is going to science.

[malicious laughter]

[laser buzzing]

[crawling noises]

[ominous music]

[buzzing]

[suspense music] [buzzing]

[suspense music] [buzzing]

- Cody! - All right!

Good to see you!

[sound of laser cutting metal]

[Leo] Wow! How the shell did you find us?

Oh, you know.

[Cody] A little luck, and a whole lot of ninja style training.

But we can talk about that later.

I believe these are yours.

Aaah!

[metals clanking]

[malicious laugh]

[Dark Mikey] Hey, guys! We got little--?

[Leo clearing throat]

Aahhh!

[rock music]

No sudden moves.

[swooshing] [rock music]

Or your friend here loses his head.

[rock music] [malicious laughs]

♪ Teenage Mutant

Ninja Turtles ♪

♪ Fast forward ♪

♪ Teenage Mutant

Ninja Turtles ♪

♪ Fast forward ♪

[malicious laughs]

[Leo] Wait! We're the ones you want.

[Leo] Don't hurt him.

Oh, they won't.

[scream] [thud]

Nice flip, Cody!

[gas blowing]

[coughing]

[Leo] Way to go, Cody!

[sound of spades]

Here they come!

[high-pitched music]

[figthing sounds]

[fighting sounds]

[Donnie] Yaaa!

[moan]

[orchestral music in crescendo] [gasps and moans]

[grunts] [malicious laughs]

[grunts]

You know, if you're my clone,

that must mean that you have the same weakness as me.

[Mikey] Huh? A weakness?

[Dark Mikey] What weakness? Tell me!

[fighting sounds]

[crashing sounds] [painful moans]

Sometimes I can be a big gullible.

[fighting sounds]

I'm gonna make you not move no more.

Please, just keep your mouth shut while we fight.

Your breath is wack.

[music in crescendo]

[spades swooshing] [metallic clanking]

[fighting sounds]

[painful moan]

I mean, what do you guys eat anyway?

Used baby diapers?

[spades knocking] [figthing sounds]

I think we'll find that in a fair fight,

my brothers and I are more than a match for you impostors.

[fighting shouts]

[ninja fighting sounds]

[action orchestral music]

[ominous music]

[loud thud]

[ominous music]

[suspense music]

[moans]

[suspense music]

[giggles nervously]

Time out, guys?

[Mikey] Nope. Game on.

Then allow us a brief intermission.

[Dark Mikey] Noddles, turtles.

[explosion] [malicious laugh]

[orchestral music in crescendo]

No!

Not fair!

I had a few more gallons of fist to unload on those chums!

Save it. Because now we're gonna have a little talk with Darius.

[suspense music]

[Darius] Imagine my surprise when I get a call from Serling this evening and hear that

[Darius] he and Splinter have been jailed!

Something about a scuffle downtown.

The guys said they saw you downtown this evening too, Uncle.

Any reason you were there, Mr. Dun?

Ahh... I'm no good at keeping secrets.

[giggling]

[Darius] Actually, Cody, I was picking up a surprise for your upcoming birthday.

More of those artifacts you're so fond of collecting.

[Darius] Downtown is the only place you can find them.

Now, if you'll excuse me, I best be off, I have an early flight in the morning.

But don't you worry.

There are a lot more surprises in store for you.

[door closing]

[Donnie] Hmm.

Strange those wannabes were set to jump us on the exact route Darius was taking.

It seems like, whenever you get into these messes,

Uncle Darius is always mixed up in it somehow.

Thanks for believing in me tonight.

I simply followed my intuition.

It's maybe the time for you to follow yours.

[slow music]

Hmm.

[suspense music]

[Darius] Your monstrosities failed

to eliminate the turtles,

but I do see their potential.

I will keep them in my employ. Your fee?

An anomaly transported your terrapin enemies through time to 2105.

Disclose me all your plans about this revolution?

That was an utterly random anomaly.

Not something you can recreate at will.

Not with O'Neil Tech alone.

But entitled with my resources

I'm certain

we can unhinge the secrets of time and space.

I ll be in touch.

You can count on it.

[screens turning off]

Soon, we will devour this wretched planet home.

Soon!

[malicious laugh]