Original subtitles

[ominous music]

[Sh'Okanabo] The day of awakening approaches.

The gene seeds of our race have matured.

[Sh'Okanabo] Already, they have begun to attack

and thrive inside these simple earth creatures.

helps human conform within.

[low distorted music]

Not yet Viral.

First, we must conduct an experimental wave of mutation.

[cage shatters]

[croaking]

A field test of sort.

[Sh'Okanabo] To introduce the spawn to this planets environment

and determine their ability to spread the seed to humans.

[ominous music, noisy]

♪ It's ninja time! ♪

♪ Four teenage turtles surfed

in on a wave from the past ♪

♪ It's like the future's

a party that these brothes just crashed ♪

♪ Don't know when they'll go home. How long the good time will last ♪

♪ But just stick around and see these turtles go... ♪

♪ Fast Forward! Leonardo, Donatello! ♪

♪ Fast Forward! Raphael, Michelangelo! ♪

♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪

♪ Fast Forward! ♪

♪ Teenage Mutant

Ninja Turtles ♪

♪ It's Ninja Time! ♪

♪ This future stuff is so strange. Time can get rearranged ♪

♪ But the more things change, the more they also stay the same ♪

♪ Still kickin' butt, and playin' video games ♪

♪ Drivin' everyone nuts. Future's really insane! ♪

♪ Fast Forward! ♪

♪ Get outta my way! ♪

♪ Fast Forward! ♪

♪ It's so not yesterday! ♪

♪ Fast Forward! ♪

♪ It's the only way to play! ♪

♪ Fast Forward! ♪

♪ Guess we're here to stay! ♪

♪ Teenage Mutant

Ninja Turtles ♪

♪ Fast Forward! ♪

♪ Teenage Mutant

Ninja Turtles ♪

♪ Fast Forward! ♪

[rhythmical music]

[Mikey] [sigh] That's it.

First allow the bouquet to wash over you, then...

[chomps]

No crash course in 21st century cuisine is complete

without a hotdog from original famous Jay's.

I can't believe my taste buds.

This dog tastes just like the Jay's from our time.

That's because the cloned the original Jay.

[low light music]

[beak]

[distorted music, croaks]

[grunts]

Filthy creature,

get out of my place and don't come back!

[swoosh]

Go on, beat it you flying pest. This is a dog join not a bird cage.

[grunts]

[Leo] Still friendly as ever.

[burps]

What exactly do they put in this things?

Some things are better left a mystery.

[ominous sound]

[Raph] I couldn't eat another bite.

[slurps]

Well maybe just one

with everything!

You guys go ahead. I'll grab a cab home.

Where does he put it all.

He's got lots of empty space up here.

Thanks Jay! I'm saving this one till I get home.

[humming]

Okay, maybe just one bite for the road.

No, must resist urge,

but hotdog calling me, tantalizing me.

[chomps]

Somethings not right,

this dog has... relish!

I didn't order relish,

but I love relish! Lucky me.

[Sh'Okanabo] Lucky indeed.

This should prove extremely informative. [chuckles]

[light music plays]

[burps]

[Cody] Hey, you're right! I can still taste my hotdog.

[burps]

[Donnie] Isn't it great.

[burps]

The gift that keeps on giving.

[Serling] Some day you must show me how you managed

to tune them out.

My meditation grants me serenity,

but ear plugs don't hurt either.

[burps]

Too bad Mikey is missing out on his favorite pass time.

[loud burp]

What was that? An earthquake?

A hurricane? A tornado?

[Donnie] Just the turtle with the gift of gas.

The barren of belches, the earl of eructation, Michelangelo!

[claps and cheer]

[Raph] You are the turtle.

[Leo] What's this? Mikey not basking in attention?

Yeah, knock off the zombie act.

[soft grunts]

[yelp]

Guys, I'm not so sure it's an act.

[grunts]

Michelangelo!

[Cody] Maybe he ate too many hot dog.

[running footsteps]

[footsteps, tense music]

[chewing loudly]

[Leo] Or maybe he didn't eat enough.

[chomp]

Mikeys eating vegetables?

Now I know somethings up with him.

You feeling okay bro?

[loud thud]

[Leo] Mikey what are you doing?

[Splinter] Michelangelo!

[Raph] Bro!

[beeping, grunts]

[loud thuds]

[taken aback]

[shatters]

[swoosh]

[Serling] Why do I even bother.

Take it easy Mikey.

[Cody] Just something to help you sleep before you cause too much damage.

[crash]

[Leo] Or in this case after you caused too much damage.

[upbeat music play]

[Cody] We've run a full bio diagnostic test on him,

but this readings don't make any sense.

His DNA seemed to develop some sort of photo-chemical mutegenic properties.

In english Einstein.

It eats light.

Or like his DNA is reacting to light.

Breaking down his molecular structure and reconfiguring it.

[Leo] He certainly looks normal enough. I mean for Mikey.

[pukes]

[groans] [Leo] No! Gross.

That's weird where'd all the goop go?

Something's happening.

A spike of mitochondrial energy.

His readings are off the charts.

[stammers] [Raph] I ain't no brainiac,

[Raph] but I'm guessing maybe it's got something to do with that!

[gasp]

[grunts]

[Donatello] Mikey?

[roars]

♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪

♪ Fast Forward ♪

♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪

♪ Fast Forward ♪

[grunts]

Everybody, stay back.

[Donnie] Yeah, this is a safe distance.

[Leo] What's happening to him?

[groans]

[Cody] Some kind of mutation.

Definitely alien,

but not like anything I've ever seen.

[Serling] Well it took three hours but the kitchen is finally clean.

[loud crash]

[Cody] Turtle X activate! Gungula!

[metallic rattles]

[grunts]

It's ninja time!

Wait! Restrain him. Do not harm him.

He is your brother.

[crash]

Tell him that.

[Serling] Right then, I'll just stay behind and clean up this mess.

[slips, metallic rattles]

Starting with me.

[grunts and growls]

We'll have to track him with the hover shell.

[Donnie] Come on!

[footsteps, tense music]

[whizz, tense music]

[Cody] I'm locked on his DNA signature.

[Donnie] Good. Cause if I'm understanding what I'm seeing,

[Donnie] that slime he's trailing is full of those aggressive alien cells.

Slime? You mean the slime that he upchucked all over--

[grunts]

Leo?

[ominous music, grunts]

[Donnie] It's got to be the slime!

[Donnie] It'll spread from host to host on contact.

[chomps]

[Raph] Talk about your high fiber diets.

[exhales, annoyed]

[grunts]

Leo! No!

[disengage]

[fast tense music]

[Donnie] Way to go Leo.

You just took the hover out of the hover shell.

[huge bang]

[grunts]

[Donnie] After him!

[tense music]

[exhales]

You guys take Leo.

Me and Cody will jet after Mikey.

[rumble, tense music]

[crash]

[tense music, chomps]

[chomps]

Leonardo, look at me.

I am your sensei, and your father.

[Splinter] I want you to reach deep within and bring up your true chi.

[gasp]

[pukes]

[Donnie] Look out!

He brought up something, but I don't think it was chi.

[Raph] There's Mikey, down there!

[tense music, whizz]

[Raph] Faster Cody, we cant let him get away.

[grunts]

[footsteps]

[crash]

[rumbling]

Jay's hot dog.

Even taken over by alien DNA

there's some things about Mikey, that won't ever change.

[footsteps]

[Cody] Where is everybody?

[Raph] Given Mikeys new found appetite we might be better off not knowing.

[footsteps]

[startled]

[Cody] That came from below.

[metallic rattles]

Definitely not your run of the mill muscle.

[Cody] Don't touch it!

Whatever that stuff is, it's already infected Mikey and Leo.

If we're not careful it can end up infecting a lot more people.

[thuds]

[loud horn sound, growling]

Guess what?

[Raph] I think it already has.

♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪

♪ Fast Forward ♪

♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪

♪ Fast Forward ♪

[Cody] Raph! Take cover.

[Raph] I can handle them myself.

[Cody] Not from them, from this!

[loud horn sound]

[exhales]

[gasp]

Hope you installed windshield wipers on that thing kid.

Don't worry, my armor protects me.

[grunts]

Let's get the shell out of here!

[footsteps]

[roar]

[loud tense music]

[grunts]

[metallic rattles]

What do we do now?

[Cody] Already doing it.

[Raph] Say what?

Remember what Don said about the alien DNA feeding on light?

Well, I've been running computer simulations to see if the right

spectro wavelength would slow the mutation effect.

Sort of a light poison.

[Raph] Yo Donnie!

[Raph] Am I glad to see you bro,

I need a geek translator. Fast!

[chomps on hot dog]

[Raph] Oh nuts! Leo must have slimmed them.

[Cody] So where is Leo?

[crash]

[tense music]

[Raph] You just had to ask didn't you.

[tense music plays]

[Cody] Hang on, I think I found the right wavelength.

[grunts] [laughs]

[Raph] So much for that theory kid.

There must be some other components that's triggering the mutations,

maybe another form of radiation.

[Raph] Well you better figure it out, fast.

Cause we know whats coming next.

[angry grunt]

[Raph] Cody! Wait.

[grunts]

[crash]

[fast tense music, metallic rattles]

[growling]

[grunts and groans]

[Raph] Okay kid, I'll take the uglies on the right,

and you take the uglies on the left.

[grunts]

[low tense music]

Was it something I said?

[evil laugh]

I should have guessed your ugly self was behind this somehow Sh?Okanabo.

Whatever you did to my bros,

you better change them back! Now!

[exhales] [Sh?Okanabo] Insignificant creature.

We stand on the brink of a new age for your planet.

These are your futures!

For soon, you will all join the ranks of my Kanabo Drones.

For this is the way of my kind.

As it has always been,

and always shall be.

[Sh?Okanabo] The Kanobo roamed from planet to planets

infecting host body with our DNA

merging with them,

slowly taking over.

[Sh?Okanabo] Until they all become Kanabo themselves

in a global day of awakening.

[growls]

[Sh?Okanabo] And so the infestation spreads

until the planets resource are sucked dry.

Tonight's test of viability

proves the host body are perfect for consumption.

[Sh?Okanabo] Soon the transformation will be complete

permanent! Then nothing will stop the day of awakening.

[grunting]

Okay kid, wait for my signal then we make a break for it.

[rockets blasting]

[sigh] Jumping the gun, just like you're great-grandpa Casey.

[footsteps]

Stop him!

[tense music]

[engine starts]

[fast tense music, growling]

[Raph] Don't worry, I'll figure a way out of this.

Cody?

[sighs heavily] Oh crud.

[Raph] Guess they don't make battle armor the way they used to.

[roars]

♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪

♪ Fast Forward ♪

♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪

♪ Fast Forward ♪

[music playing]

[slamed on door]

[groans]

[running footsteps]

[grunting]

There's nothing the turtle can do to stop me now.

[fighting grunts]

[crash, beeping]

[grunts and groans]

[roars]

[grunting in pain]

[groaning]

[Cody] Raph... what...

what happened?

[hesitant] [Raph] I ain't too sure.

First, you went all alien.

Then it all just turned to dust!

Soon as we got out into...

[both] Sunlight!

Could it be that simple?

Only one way to find out!

Glorious!

You drones will spread the Kanabo genes across the planet.

Then, the day of awakening will commence!

[loud crash]

[Raph] I got your day of awakening, right here!

[crash]

Stop them!

[exhales]

[Cody] You want me? Come and get me.

[groans in pain]

[Cody] Yes! It's working.

[groans loudly]

[Leo] Cody, what happened?

[Leo] Where are we?

[Cody] Explanations later!

[growls]

[Cody] Raph! Care to shed a little light on the situation?

[loud tense music]

[both] [groans in pain]

What's going on?

[burps]

And why do I taste raw hot dog?

[Cody] Follow my lead!

[rumble, tense music]

[metallic rattles]

[grunts]

[smash]

[screams in pain]

[smash]

[groans in pain]

[kanabo drones] [groans in pain]

[groaning]

[groaning then sighing]

How is this possible!

A complete breakdown of the symbiosis

[groaning in pain]

[confused]

[footsteps, engine sounds]

[Cody] Raph! We did it!

We saved everyone!

Maybe even the whole planet.

Yeah. And all thanks to the good ol' sun!

Now let's kick Mr prime specimen where the sun don't shine.

All my plans and preparations,

only to be defeated by mere sunlight?!

[loud grunt]

No one shall know,

what transpired here today!

[growls]

[rumbling]

[Leo] Somebody wants to tell me whats going on?

[Raph] Sure thing. Right after we get these people the shell out of here.

[door smashed[

[tense, heroic music]

[building collapses]

There goes all the evidence of Sh?Okanabo's plot.

We know the truth.

[sirens blasting]

[Raph] Yeah, but who's gonna believe it.

[Raph] Come on! Let's go! [sirens]

[sirens approaching]

[Sh'Okanabo] This is impossible!

The Kanabo have thrived before on countless planets, under countless suns.

[Viral] Not impossible dradlord, merely improbable.

Analysis indicates that the unique wavelength of this planets solar radiation

focus through it's unusually oxygenated atmosphere,

has a dire effect on the in merging symbiosis. In other words--

All my efforts have been in vain!

The Kanabo cannot strive on earth.

[angry grunt]

[Sh'Okanabo] This place could sustain us for centuries.

If not for the cursed sun!

But perhaps... that obstacle can be eliminated.

[evil laughter]