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[Sales man] Come, shop 'til you drop here at Giga Plus.

The best prices are here.

Huh?

[girl voice] Mister. Can you help me?

Sure, little girl.

Are you lost?

Nope. I'm in exactly the right place.

Ow!

Huh? Mister?

I-I think I'm lost.

Cosmo Creek's that way, kid.

I'm busy.

[ominous music]

[cackling]

[sales man] Why shop when you can shoplift?

[sales woman] What are you doing?

New display.

Didn't you get the memo?

What? There's no new display. I--

I think I've heard enough outta you.

Hm.

Wh--what?

Uh.

Wasn't I just at the front of the store?

[ominous music begins]

Hey. What do you think you're doin'?

Takin' over.

[grunts]

[moaning]

I'll try.

[futuristic music plays]

[tempo speeds]

Boss, is that you?

Not entirely.

At least not yet.

Presto change-o.

[cackling]

[groans]

What? What happened?

Street phantoms?

[Jammerhead] Take a sick day.

Before I make you take a funeral day.

[grunting]

[laughing] Gentlemen, identity theft has just gotten an upgrade

thanks to this baby. the body-jacker is ready

for tonight.

♪ It's ninja time! ♪

♪ Four teenage turtles surfed in on a wave from the past ♪

♪ It's like the future's a party that these brothers just crashed ♪

♪ Don't know when they'll go home. How long the good time will last ♪

♪ But just stick around and see these turtles go... ♪

♪ Fast Forward! Leonardo, Donatello! ♪

♪ Fast Forward! Raphael, Michelangelo! ♪

♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪

♪ Fast Forward! ♪

♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪

♪ It's Ninja Time! ♪

♪ This future stuff is so strange. Time can get rearranged ♪

♪ But the more things change, the more they also stay the same ♪

♪ Still kickin' butt, and playin' video games ♪

♪ Drivin' everyone nuts Future's really insane! ♪

♪ Fast Forward! ♪

Get outta my way!

♪ Fast Forward! ♪

It's so not yesterday!

♪ Fast Forward! ♪

It's the only way to play!

♪ Fast Forward! ♪

Guess we're here to stay!

♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪

♪ Fast Forward! ♪

♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪

♪ Fast Forward! ♪

[Britney Alexander] Welcome to the most

anticipated social event of the season

A real text annual gala for Earth's open arms.

Hello, I'm Britney Alexander for Entertainment Today.

And everyone who's anyone will be here tonight

to celebrate a good cause.

The personal vision of O'Neil Tech CEO.

Renowned philanthropist, Darius Dun.

[Jammerhead] Hope you brought your tuxedos, boys!

[Jammerhead] We're robbin' high society tonight.

But Jammerhead,

O'Neil Tech is guarded by the toughest security in the world.

We can't even phase into that building.

They got nothin' that'll stop this.

The body-jacker's one of a kind.

Runnin' on amped up alien tech not even I can duplicate.

This baby cost me a fortune.

And tonight, I'm makin' it all back with thick interest.

[sinister music plays]

[Mikey] Woo-hoo I'm king of the world!

It's party time, dudes.

Shoud it out.

[Raph] Sure, if this monkey suit don't choke me to death first.

[Cody] I still don't see why I have to go to this gala thing.

Darius does all the talking.

[Donny] You're the air apparent, Cody.

O'Neil Tech is your company.

[Mikey] Besides, the place is gonna be

fat with movie stars and celebrities.

Shareholders, accountants boring experts on boredom.

O'Neil Tech is an important part of your identity, Cody.

A true ninja must be able to face all sides of himself.

[Mikey] Exactly! So embrace your inner party animal and rock on!

[Mikey] Woo-hoo! Yeah!

[cheers from crowd, loud music]

[cheers from crowd, clicking]

[Cody] Where's a good ninja vanish when you really need it?

[Mikey] Don't worry, I got just the thing for the paparazzi.

[camera shutter clicking]

Makeup!

Hey, where are you guys?

Darius Dun is about to arrive and I have shine on my nose.

Huh? Huh?

[shrieks] [Jammerhead] Trust me lady,

you're perfect just the way you are.

[cackling]

What are you doing? I--

Ah!

And voila, instant trojan house.

Hey, someone catch my chassis.

I can't control two meat-bags at once.

Luckily, one's all I need to rob O'Neil Tech blind.

The big one, Darius Dun.

[classical music playing]

[Splinter] I expect you all to remember you are ninja.

Carry yourselves with pride and decorum.

Now if you will excuse me,

I am on a quest to find piggies in a blanket.

Those are always the first to go.

Whose game is here?

Check it, I got pens and plenty of shell space left to sign.

[Leo] Pride and decorum? That ring a bell?

[sound of electrical power-down] [power up]

[Darius Dun] Ladies, gentlemen, off-worlders.

Since its founding a century ago

O'Neil Tech has been at the fore front of promoting peace and harmony through the galaxy.

In fact, our founding charter prohibits us from making weapons of any kind.

[applause]

[Darius Dun] Not that we haven't been asked. [chuckles]

[laughing] [Raph] Munitions humor. Ha-ha.

[Darius Dun] Today, we continue our proud tradition of peace.

So eat, drink, and give 'til it hurts.

[applause]

I know he's your uncle, but there's just somethin' I don't trust about that guy.

Uncle Darius can rub people the wrong way.

But he's always been great to me.

And he's kept O'Neil Tech on track.

[Darius Dun] Cody.

I'm so pleased.

It's good to see that your sense of responsibility

hasn't been completely eroded by the company you keep.

Come, my boy. A better class of colleague awaits.

Oh, and turtles, do try not to impale any of my guests.

[sighs]

Heh. Show time.

Mr. Dun.

Yoo-hoo, Darius. It's time for an exclusive interview.

[thud]

Hey! Are you recording?

Am I gonna be on TV?

'Cause Cody Jones and I are--

[grunting]

[sinister music plays]

Oh drag!

♪ Teenage mutant ♪ ♪ Ninja turtles! ♪

♪ Fast forward! ♪

♪ Fast forward! ♪

[ominous music plays]

[Mikey] I jacked into a turtle?!

Stupid alien artifact!

Ah...

...why am I talking to a giant lizard!

Are you famous?

Go launch yourself. I'm busy!

[Darius Dun] Well, well. Though I'm sure this is

the height of intellectual conversation, excuse me.

Darius Dun!

I've been lookin' for you!

[Leo] Not now, Mikey. Sure, the guy's a jerk, but tonight's Cody's night, okay?

Besides,

Master Splinter wants you to meet someone.

I think he wants to show off.

[grunting]

[Splinter] ...and you say this force is an energy field

created by all living things.

Ah, my sons.

Please meet the monks of Meague.

They use a fascinating system of metaphysics

resembling our own connection to chi.

Michelango,

please demonstrate the lotus furnace focus technique for our esteemed colleagues.

Ah, right, Dad. But I dislocated my lotus yesterday.

Ah, polishing my shell.

Michelangelo,

do not embarrass yourself before the monks of Planet Meek.

Ix-nay on the okes-jay, Mikey.

You can re-direct chi better than any of us.

[grunting]

[grunts]

[Leo] Okay, right. So hands up, chin down. Chi away.

[Leo] Now if you'll excuse me, I've got matters to discuss with Darius Dun.

What?

Are we playing charades?

Am I winning?

[sighs]

[Darius Dun] ...very strong gains indeed.

And with our market share up fifteen percent this quarter,

I anticipate substantial dividends will be funneled to our charitable works.

There he is. Now to make the swap.

[Raph] Hey, fearless leader. What gives?

[grunts]

[Mikey] You totally left me hangin' with the Minks of Moog.

[Mikey] The monkeys of--where'd you go?

Look, I just gotta go talk to Dun.

Why? Is he up to somethin'? Are we gonna bust him and--

[sploosh]

Woops.

Seriously, Leo. Why don't you sit down.

I'll get you some water. You look--

Will you grow some ears?

I'm fine!

Ah!

[quick music plays]

[applause]

Pardon me. I gotta get through.

[Dun] Company productivity has really risen by almost 80 percent..

Now that's progress. A business can only...

You tryin' to get us in trouble, or has your shell cracked?

What are you talking about?

Where's Master Splinter and the monks of Meek?

[Dun] Yes and the index of the capital gains show

um, profits.

With quarters, uh, and dollars.

I gotta go to the potty.

Bye.

[chuckles nervously]

When you gotta go,

you gotta go.

[Cody] Did you see that?

Uncle Darius totally just faced.

[Mikey] He ain't the only one, Leo.

[Leo] Raph, I have no clue what you're talking about.

One second I'm watching Mikey embarrass Master Splinter--

Me? I was trying to get an autograph

and all of a sudden you're posing me like your personal dancing dolly.

Wait. Are you both serious?

Neither of you remember acting strangely?

And Uncle Darius is bugging too.

Something's up.

Come on. Let's get to the bottom of this.

[ominous music plays]

Finally. Restricted access.

Come on, Mr. Dun. Work your magic.

[hydraulic door opens]

[Cody] Uncle Darius?

[Raph] Yo, fatty!

[Cody] Okay, that was completely weird.

He didn't even flinch. And he hates "fatty."

Where do these elevators go?

Restricted areas.

[computer beeping] Denied.

Denied? It won't let us in.

Wait, but I have access to all levels of the building.

I mean, I'm supposed to.

[sinister music plays]

[Donny] I'm on it.

[sinister music playing]

[cackling]

What an arsenal.

Oh. Sweet synergy.

And more goodies here.

[chuckling]

Heavy arms,

light weapons,

body armor.

[laser fires, chuckles]

I'll make a fortune selling off the plans for these babies.

[ominous music plays]

[Cody] Hi. I don't get it.

All these weapons. What does it mean?

[soft music playing]

[Cody] I've never been on this level before.

I thought it was storage.

More like R&D.

Rampage and destruction.

[music tempo speeds]

Guys! Look!

[gasping]

[tense music, huge foodsteps]

Party's over!

Uncle Darius!

Oh, this is too much.

The crime of the century and a little revenge to go with it.

[cackling]

♪ Teenage mutant ♪ ♪ Ninja turtles! ♪

♪ Fast forward! ♪

♪ Fast forward! ♪

[ominous music plays]

[grunting]

[thud[

Think maybe this proves us right about the whole

psycho evil uncle doin' bad stuff with the company thing.

And then some.

Now this is a party!

Everybody, dance! [cackles]

Leo this is gonna sound crazy...

...but I don't think that's Uncle Darius.

Listen to him.

Fala-mala-ma ding-dong.

Suckas!

[grunting]

[loud tense music]

First things first.

Pry Darius out of that tin can before he makes turtle soup out of us.

Then we can solve the mystery of who is who.

[Raph] In other words,

it's ninja time!

[Donny] Hey. That was a rental.

[Leo] Eh!

[metallic rattles, laser sounds]

[lasers firing]

[electrical currents buzzing]

[distorted music]

Shoulda stuck with the tux, Darius!

Battle suits are so last season.

[groans]

[Cody] You're not Darius!

What have you done with him?

Come here, kid!

Take him down, now!

My pleasure.

[music quickens]

[Mikey] Got ya!

Hang tight, bud!

[fast tense music]

Finish it!

[huge smash, tense music]

[grunting]

[crash]

[sighs] Quick.

Go see if he's okay.

[grunting]

All right. Nice and slow.

[low ominous music]

[groans]

What have you done to me?

You cretinous simpletons.

Ha, sure sounds like Darius.

[Mikey] What do you think, Cody?

[Cody] Ha! I think...

...you're a bunch of suckers!

Cody?

Thanks for the assist, geeks.

These plans are gonna make me a fortune!

And here's your cut of the profits. [cackling]

♪ Teenage mutant ♪ ♪ Ninja turtles! ♪

♪ Fast forward! ♪

♪ Fast forward! ♪

[cackling]

[Donny] Incoming!

[Mikey] The suit!

[Raph] Ahead of you, bro!

[loud tense music, explosion]

[grunting]

[groans] I'll have your shells for this attack!

Definitely Darius.

Looks like our real bad guy is body-jumping some how.

That's why you've all had memory lapses.

And why Darius is his charming self again.

[Mikey] And that means...

...Cody's in trouble!

[fast music plays] [cackling]

[fast tempo music]

There he is!

[fast tempo music]

[cackling]

[Splinter] Hold it.

Why are you running?

[grunts] [Cody] Hmm...

Excuse me. Pardon me. Sorry.

[Cody] Ah!

[Mikey] Sorry.

[Cody] Ah...

...weren't we just upstairs like just a second ago?

He's body-jumped again. But to whom?

Only one cat leavin' the party.

[Raphael] And he's our favorite rat.

Hurry! Master Splinter's in trouble!

[Splinter] Wake up, phantoms.

It's go time!

[Donatello] Street phantoms.

[Donatello] So that must be Jammerhead.

He figured out a way to take over minds.

[Raph] Yeah, well he ain't keepin' that one.

[music speeds]

[metallic rattles, loud tense music]

Don't let him reach his own body.

[Donny] He'll be able to phase and we'll never catch him.

[grunting]

[electrical current strikes]

[grunting]

[music speeds]

[ominous, fast tempo music]

[Leo] It's over, Jammerhead.

Not until we play the new shell game.

Catch me, boys.

[loud tense music]

Master Splinter, wait!

[thud]

[groaning]

[grunts]

[thud]

What is the meaning of this?

Why do you attack me, my sons?

Splinter's back!

Yeah. My jaw kinda clued me in.

It's Jammerhead.

He's been possessing people's bodies.

Which means

if he's no longer in you,

he has to be in one of us!

[loud horn sound]

[music speeds]

[ominous music plays]

[high pitched music plays]

This is stupid, I don't think he's in any of us.

Let's just bag it and call it a day.

Bag it?!

Not Leo!

[music speeds]

[yells, fighting sounds]

[Leo] Ah!

[grunting]

[Jammerhead] No! My body-jacker!

[music lightens]

Not anymore!

[electrical current strikes]

No!

System crash!

System crash.

[low music plays]

System crash. System crash. System crash. System...

Is he gonna be okay, Constable?

[Constable Biggles] Don't worry, lads.

He'll be rebooting himself in jail this time, he will.

[Darius Dun] I can't thank you buys enough.

Stopping that insane hooligan from robbing the labs.

Thank goodness everything is fine.

Who you think you're kiddin'?

We almost got perforated by that battle suit that came out of your labs!

A lab packed with all sorts of weapons.

Yeah, what's really going on up there?

Constable, would you mind explaining the peace of mind program?

[Constable Biggles] Smashing, that.

Mr. Dun has been a big help keeping weapons off the street.

[Constable] Any dangerous weapons

confiscated by the peacekeepers are

turned over to O'Neil Tech.

Mr. Dun recycles them into useful products.

Which he then distributes to the needy.

So the weapons we saw were just there awaiting recycling?

Precisely.

Now, if you boys are quite satisfied

We should bid our guests farewell.

[low tense music]

[Mikey] He did it again!

That slimy no-good--

Master Splinter, he's lying!

Darius Dun is a master of deception, Leonardo.

However,

You must have faith that he will trip up some day.

[Splinter] And when he does,

[Splinter] we will be there.