Original subtitles

[suspense music]

[Michelangelo] A long time ago,

in a back alley, far, far away,

actually it was the one just at Broadway Canal,

the forces of evil had assembled for their ultimate reign of terror.

on an unsuspecting city.

[Michelangelo] Only one hero could stop them.

- Argh! - Oh!

[gasp]

[Michelangelo] And it wasn't him!

[Turtle Titan] Argh!

No!

[Michelangelo] It was...The Turtle Titan!

[villain laughing]

Aaah!

[fighting sounds]

[knuckles cracking]

[fighting sounds]

[moaning]

[metal clanking]

[moans]

Argh!

[knives swooshing]

[gasp]

[ninja sound]

[music of victory]

Curse you, Turtle Titan. Argh!

[moans]

Thanks, pal. [sighs]

[Michelangelo] There you have it.

The true story of the legendary Turtle Titan!

Who, disguised as Michelangelo,

mild mannered Ninja Turtle, fought a never ending battle for truth,

justice and a terrapin way.

Aahh!

Hey! That ain't how it happened.

[grunts]

What? All good stories need a tiny bit of embellishing here and there.

[nervous laugh]

It's ninja time!

♪ Four Teenage Turtles surfed in on a wave from the past, ♪

♪ It's like the future's a party that these brothers just crashed ♪

♪ Don't know when they'll go home, ♪

♪ How long the good time will last, ♪

♪ But just stick around and see these turtles go ♪

♪ Fast Forward! Leonardo, Donatello ♪

♪ Fast Forward! Raphael, Michelangelo ♪

♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles! ♪

♪ Fast forward! ♪

♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles! ♪

♪ It's ninja time! ♪

♪ This future stuff is so strange, ♪

♪ Time can get rearranged ♪

♪ But the more things change, the more they also stay the same ♪

♪ Still kickin' butt, And playin' video games, ♪

♪ Drivin' everyone nuts, Future's really insane! ♪

♪ Fast Forward! ♪

♪ Get out of my way ♪

♪ Fast Forward! ♪

♪ It's so not yesterday! ♪

♪ Fast Forward! ♪

♪ It's the only way to play! ♪

♪ Fast Forward! ♪

♪ Guess we're here to stay! ♪

♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles! ♪

♪ Fast Forward! ♪

♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles! ♪

♪ Fast Forward! ♪

[Leonardo] And then, the Turtle Titan

invented the telephone,

after ridding the world of all known diseases.

Yeah! And after that, the Turtle Titan

single-handedly clobbered all the Nazis in World War Two.

Right, and then he explained

the theory of relativity

to Albert Einstein.

[laughter]

Sheesh! A guy adds a few tiny little details

to an otherwise true story,

and suddenly, he's branded for life.

About that true story, I ve scanned my entire database archives

and can't find anything remotely resembling it.

[laughs nervously]

You believe me, right Cody?

Mmm... Oh, look!

We're just in time to see the traveling museum exhibit.

Maybe my shells aren't too tight, but I don't see no museum, Cody.

[Cody] I told you! It's a traveling museum.

[people cheering]

The Master figured you vulgarians could use this part of culture.

If I want culture, I'll order a yogurt.

Mmm? Wow!

[Michelangelo] Zero G skating!

That's more my speed!

So is competitive belching,

but we shan't be doing that today, either.

[Michelangelo] But I'm allergic to culture!

I'm supposed to avoid all places with boring, musky, old--

Comic books?

Didn't I mention? This is an exhibit of 20th century pop culture.

[background pop music]

Yes!

Junk food! My sweet, scrumptious, empty calories of high-fat goodness!

Mmm!

[spits]

I supposed I could've mentioned those are merely plastic reproductions,

but that was much more amusing. Ha ha ha.

Times may change.

But a good shred is forever!

[Cody] Is that you? With the original Justice Force?

Told you I had superhero street cred.

That was from the time Turtle Titan took on Gallacticus.

Mikey, I have to tell you something.

[trembling]

[screaming]

[metallic clank]

Oohh!

[laughing]

You could've caught that!

Yeah, but that was much more... amusing!

[explosion]

Sounds like trouble.

[crashing]

[Triple Threat] Yeah. Triple trouble.

[sirens]

I thought you said you had a plan.

[Triple Threat] I do have a plan!

We bust out of jail and break stuff!

[people screaming]

Then let's start here.

[people screaming]

Ooohh! Pretty colors! Ha ha ha!

[glass breaking]

[alarms]

The only colors you're gonna see are black and blue, Triple Threat.

And a whole lot of green!

Drop the comic, and nobody gets hurt!

I don't do "nobody gets hurt!"

[grunt]

[trembling]

[people screaming]

[explosion]

- It's ninja time! - It's ninja time!

[Leonardo] He's headed towards the ship's cockpit.

[Triple Threat] Time to switch gears.

[groans]

Why steal one wreck comic book,

when you can steal a whole museum?

[people screaming]

[people screaming]

Look out!

Wehee!

[crash]

[screaming]

[crash]

[Triple Threat] Cool! Let's smash more buildings!

Forget it. This time, I'll do the driving.

[woman] Help! Help!

Aaah!

[Michelangelo] Hang on, lady!

[unclear] No one's going sidewalk sushi on my watch.

- Ohh! - Aaaahh!

Easy, Miss.

Aaahh!

- Oh! - Woah!

This guy's good!

You're safely under the shell of Turtle Titan.

Turtle Titan?

Wait! Officer! Arrest that guy! He ripped off my act!

I think we have bigger problems.

[screaming]

♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪

♪ Fast Forward ♪

♪ Fast Forward ♪

[people screaming]

[moans and gasps]

Aha! The anti-grav unit!

[people cheering]

Thank you, thank you!

Hey! What are you cheering for? He's nothing but a cheap knock off!

Easy, Mikey, that knock off just saved our shells.

[people cheering]

Turtle Titan is a grand standing glory hound vigilante.

Plus, he left his vehicle in a no parking zone.

[Triple Threat] So we tore up Times Square,

so we got our mugs on the news.

All we got for it was this lousy comic book!

I wanna make lots of money!

I wanna break stuff!

I want a pair of x-ray specs! Ha ha ha!

Gimme that!

[groaning]

Hey, wait a minute! We can make money and break stuff,

by becoming a super villain!

See?

[news reporter] In other news, Turtle Titan saved the day again.

The origins of our beloved superhero are mysterious.

But our city rests easier, knowing he can be summoned at any time,

simply by showing his trademark shell signal in the sky.

Yes, our Turtle Titan is one of a kind!

[Michelangelo] I'll give you one of a kind, pal!

[ninja fighting sounds]

[Cody] I'm sorry, Mikey.

I didn't wanna tell you about the other Turtle Titan because I knew it would upset you.

What makes you think I'm upset?

[metal clanking]

Ouch! Ow, ow, ow!

[moaning]

Savor the moment.

Upload it to memory.

[Mikey moaning]

[sighs]

Look at it this way, Mikey.

[Donatello] The reason you created Turtle Titan in the first place,

was because you wanted to do something for the greater good.

That's right. You should be proud. You actually inspired someone.

And you gotta admit,

this titan's a big improvement over the original.

That's it!

I'm gonna show the world who's the real hero!

You signaled, Chief?

No, I signaled.

[gasp]

Stunned, right?

Don't feel bad, I have that effect on the minds of men.

I don't want you to think I'm mad.

I'm willing to forget the whole thing.

Just admit you stole my gig, in the form of public apology.

Who are you?

And what's with the cheap knock off Turtle Titan costume?

Who you calling knock off, Knock off?

Now, just calm down, citizen.

Citizen? Now that's the last straw!

Nobody calls me that!

What wrong with citizen?

It's only superhero code for loser! Which I am not, incidentally.

Yah!

[moaning]

Who's been mocking about with my shell signal? Mhm?

Your shell signal?

I thought you said Turtle Titan was a grand standing glory hound vigilante.

That's right.

[screams]

A grand standing glory hound vigilante,

who happens to make my job much easier.

Yaaaaaa!

But he's not Turtle Titan! I am!

Easy lads, what all this -- Aahhh!

[gasp]

[screaming]

♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪

♪ Fast Forward ♪

♪ Fast Forward ♪

[screaming]

- Oops! - I'll save you Chief Constable!

Not if I get there first, poser!

Yaaa!

[screaming]

[screaming]

[moaning]

[gasp]

Are you out of your mind?

Can't stand the heat, get out of the shell.

Now, if you'll excuse us.

Unhand me you!

[Michelangelo] Sure! Just as soon as I rescue you.

[screaming]

Turtle Titan does it again!

Attention all units. Arrest the Turtle Titan impostor.

Now you're talking.

[sirens approaching]

[grunts]

Wait! You mean me?

Uhm... gotta go!

Aah! Woooa!

Let's get out of here before you cause any more trouble.

Wow! You are pretty good!

For an impostor!

Look, I'm flattered that you wanna be a hero like me,

and you've shown some raw talent.

But you can't just rip off my name and costume.

You're accusing me of ripping you off?

I'm the ripee here!

Ah! What are you-- doing? Ooh!

[screaming]

[gasps]

Why on Earth did you do that?

To level the playing field.

Unless you're...

[chicken noises]

What do you want from me, you incredibly annoying citizen?

Admit it. Admit you copied me, and I'm the original Turtle Titan.

[laughs]

Nice try, pal. But the original Turtle Titan lived over a hundred years ago.

That's me! Michelangelo in the green, scaly flesh.

Ha ha... Huh?

How did you know his name was Michelangelo?

The only other person who knew that, was...

- Silver Sentry! - Silver Sentry!

Duh! Saved his life back in the day!

You!

You really are the original...

- But how? - Time travel accident.

A hero type thing. Happens all the time. And you?

Turtle Titan was just a story I heard from my grandfather.

A story that inspired me to dawn the turtle mask and shield,

while refining and improving on the original weaponry.

That story gave my life purpose.

But now that I see what a petty, jealous, jerk the original Turtle Titan was,

is, I don't want any part of it.

[explosion]

[screams]

[Triple Threat] We're back!

[laughing]

[people screaming]

Hey! Where's the gold bars and the bags of cash with dollar signs?

This comic book is like a hundred years old.

Banks don't have stuff like that anymore.

No fair! I want my x-ray specs! Oh, come on!

Oh, brother!

That's the last time I let you two drive the body.

At least we can still break stuff!

Beware evildoers, for it is I, Turtle Titan.

And, uhm,

the superhero formerly known as Turtle Titan!

Triple Threat, meet Double-trouble!

[Triple Threat] Wait, these are superheroes.

And if we wanna be super villains, what do we need to do?

- Huh? - Huh?

See for yourselves.

- Ohhh! - Oh!

[moaning]

I change my mind. You can be Turtle Titan after all.

♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪

♪ Fast Forward ♪

♪ Fast Forward ♪

[moaning]

Let's tear them apart!

Nah. Let's hold them hostage, and extort tons of credit from the city.

Let's hollow them out, and use them as matching salt and pepper shakers! Ha ha!

Normally, I would rocket out of these situations, but somebody had to level the playing field.

[giggles] Can't let that one go, huh?

[sigh] No matter.

[coughing]

[buzzing]

On my signal, go!

[gasping]

[metal clanking]

[gasps]

Argh!

[moans]

[moans]

That was effective!

[Michelangelo] Hey, wait a second!

[unclear] You want a piece of flame brain?

Come and get us!

What are you doing?

[glass crashing]

[machine] Zero Gravity Engaged.

- Oh! - Why on earth did you do that?

To level the playing field.

[Michelangelo] But in a good way this time.

Oooh!

[people cheering]

Go, Turtle Titan!

Two Turtle Titans?

That's right, give it up for the OTT.

The original Turtle Titan!

[laughing maliciously]

Thank you, thank you, thank you.

Michelangelo! Fall back!

A Turtle Titan never falls back!

Oh, and way to blow the secret identity.

[moans]

[alarm beeping]

Yes!

[electric buzzing]

[moaning]

[gasps]

- Uh oh. - Uh oh.

[metal clanking]

[people cheering]

Him!

All hail the Turtle Titan!

Uh... Isn't Turtle Titan supposed to be

more the disappear into the night type?

Milk it a little more, dude. Everyone needs a hero.

Well, one baddie bagged.

Which leaves two Titans to talk.

Only, can we skip the fighting part, and just get to the yelling?

I'm whipped!

Same here.

Hey, I never got a chance to thank you before.

For being an inspiration to millions?

No big.

No. For saving my grandfather's life.

Ahh!

Oh!

I think you knew him.

His name was...

Silver Sentry?

No way!

[Turtle Titan] It's true, Michelangelo.

You see, I inherited my grandfather's passion for justice.

His looks too.

But unfortunately, not his powers.

Still, I was so inspired by his stories

of the Turtle Titan fighting crime without any superpowers,

that I wanted to carry on your legacy.

[moan]

But there's only one Turtle Titan.

Uhm...

Mmm.

Uhm...

[Michelangelo] Not anymore.

[Michelangelo] You're the real deal.

And you've done me, and your grandfather both proud.

Thank you.

How about one quick patrol, before we call it a night?

No, thanks.

This mild manner turtle has had enough superheroing to last another hundred years.

[Michelangelo] Keep up the good work,

[Michelangelo] citizen!

Citizen?