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[Sh'Okanabo] Argh. The generations are thriving now.

Very soon with the Day of Awakening

the spawn shall rise

and this planet shall be ours.

[evil laugh]

But what of the turtles Dreadlord?

[sighs]

[Sh'Okanabo] Yes, the turtles.

Twice those beast creatures have vexed me.

[unclear] They managed to forture efforts in villaging the wealth...

and because of their recursive interference,

[Sh'Okanabo] the precious gene seeds were almost lost.

Those turtles have nearly cost me everything.

Might their meddling be more than coincidence?

Perhaps...

Perhaps they even know of the Day of the Awakening,

and they're trying to stop it.

[scratch]

[Sh'Okanabo] I cannot risk their interference in my plans again!

I shall eliminate them myself

tonight!

♪ It's Ninja Time ♪

♪ Four teenage turtles Surfed in On a wave from the past ♪

♪ It's like the future's a party That these brothers Just crashed ♪

♪ Don't know when They'll go home, how long The good time will last ♪

♪ But just stick around and see These turtles go ♪

♪ Fast Forward! Leonardo, Donatello ♪

♪ Fast Forward! Raphael, Michelangelo ♪

♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪

♪ Fast Forward! ♪

♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles! It's Ninja Time! ♪

♪ This future stuff is So strange Time can get rearranged ♪

♪ But the more things change The more they also Stay the same ♪

♪ Still kickin' butt And playin' video games ♪

♪ Drivin' everyone nuts Future's really insane! ♪

♪ Fast Forward! ♪

♪ Get outta my way! ♪

♪ Fast Forward! ♪

♪ It's so not yesterday! ♪

♪ Fast Forward! ♪

♪ It's the only way to play! ♪

♪ Fast Forward! ♪

♪ Guess we're here to stay! ♪

♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪

♪ Fast Forward! ♪

♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪

♪ Fast Forward! ♪

[Michelangelo] Wait hold up,

just hold up a second.

There's one thing I don't understand.

[Raphael] Only one thing?

I would have thought there was a tons of stuff

you don't understand.

[Michelangelo] Let me rephrase that

for the handsome impaired.

Why do you two persist in trying to

double-team me in practice

when you know how good I am?

And I know how old and slow you two are.

Give me a foot up, Leo,

and I'll show him old and slow.

Ha! [laugh mockingly]

[fighting grunts]

[glides smoothly]

Beauty and dexterity win again.

[grunts and charges]

Uh oh.

[Michelangelo] Hey!

[fighting sounds]

[Cody] Turtle X is looking good.

I can't wait till we finish these upgrades.

Then, we can all go out and grow some shell!

That's raise some shells.

And I was under the impression that this battle armor was for your self-defense,

out in the big bad world of 2105.

[loud crash]

Or in the dangerous environment of your own home.

[heavy sigh] What a shock.

Indulgent rough housing in wanting destruction.

[Serling] Your friends are accredit to their low run

on the evolutionary ladder, Master Cody.

Oh, that horrid thing. I still think it's an abomination.

Relax Serling, it's for Cody's protection and security.

Yeah, Cody may seem like a mild man, a techno geek, but with that metal skin

he can transform into a mega powered, kick butt robot warrior.

A regular Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde.

Doctor who and Mister what?

Should I be really honored or really offended?

You mean you don't know about Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde?

The black and white movie? Spencer Tracy?

Famous story? Robert Louis Stevenson?

Nope. Never heard of them.

It's like one of the all time classic monster movies!

What's a monster movie?

You're kidding!

Frankenstein?

The Mummy?

Tell me you've at least heard of King Kong!

Dracula?

Creature from the Black Lagoon?

or even the Tangler?

No, never heard of any of them.

I guess we don't have those.

It can't be! A future without monster movies?

Losing will to live.

Can't go on.

[dramatic sigh]

Hey. I came across a mention of the Tangler earlier today.

I read about it while I was filtering information off the Galactic Web.

What about it? What about the tangler?

[screams in pain]

Here it is. There's a festival of old horror flicks being shown downtown

[Donatello] by an Earth Alien Appreciation society.

The Tangler, The thing that ate Ice Station Zulu, and Nightmare in East Williston.

Well, what are we waiting for?

Let's go, let's go, let's go!

Think of it! The movies, the chills, the thrills!

The stale popcorn.

We haven't had popcorn in about a hundred years.

Sounds pretty good. Stale or otherwise.

I'd like to go.

That's the spirit!

It'll be for Cody's education.

We can show him firsthand what made our century so great.

The culmination of culture.

The highest high point in film and storytelling.

Besides, if we don't go, cheese ball here will never shut up.

[laughs]

Serling, you wanna come, too?

I would rather have my electrodes pulled out with a pair of rusty pliers

than see some

stupefacient horror movie.

Tell us how you really feel.

[Michelangelo] Downtown here we come!

[Cody] Wow, Donatello!

I think that you're finally getting the hang of piloting this hover shell.

[Donatello] Thanks, Cody.

Now if I can only get a handle on the whole vertical parking thing. Huh.

[Leonardo] I do like coming to the old part of town.

It's just like coming home.

Uhh...

Except for all the aliens.

Well if strange and ugly is the new norm, good thing we got Raph with us.

Oh, think you're funny, do you?

- Ugh! Why I oughta... - Ha ha ha!

Are they always like this?

Afraid so.

[humming]

[swoosh]

Huh?

[ominous music plays]

[laser sounds]

Huh?

[exhales]

[tense exhale]

[ominous music plays]

♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪

♪ Fast Forward! ♪

♪ Fast Forward ♪

[ominous music plays]

Huh? [whip]

[loud thump]

[groans]

Where are the turtles?

Where?

Whoever you are...

Do you truly believe I will tell you anything?

Then silent shall be your gravestone,

and shadows shall devour your soul.

[Serling] Activate security protocol.

[alarms activated]

The authorities have been notified and are on their way.

[laser shooting]

Unhand that rodent or we will dispense with the warning shots, I assure you.

[growls]

[groans]

Sir, are you alright?

Allow me to call your sons.

- No. - But they're only downtown

at some facetious horror movie festival.

Quiet! The shadows may have been forced out, but I...

I still feel a presence.

No, wait.

It is gone.

[Sh'Okanabo] A horror movie festival... I will show them horrors.

[growls]

[shrieking]

No... no...

[screaming]

[chewing]

Please... No!

I'm too young.

[screaming]

Even with these primitive conditions

the people of the late 20th and early 21st century Earth

did enjoy a somewhat engaging cinematic experience.

[Michelangelo] Down in front!

[clears throat] As I was saying--

- Hey! - Yo, down in front!

It was him.

I apologize for my brother.

But he's simply acting the part of the rude obnoxious

movie goer, so common during that time period.

It ain't acting.

I'm afraid that I am unaware of the obnoxious movie goer.

Our records of this period in time are incomplete.

Though, we try to be as accurate as possible in our reconstruction.

We even rebuild film projectors from as much authentic salvages we could find.

Ooh, If you like I can check them out for authenticity.

I'm kind of a tinkerer with a lot of experience.

Any help would be greatly appreciated.

But sadly where we need the most help is in our knowledge or lack thereof,

regarding movie enjoyment.

You're telling me.

Can I borrow your popcorn bro?

I had to throw mine. Thanks.

First of all, you're not even doing the popcorn right.

You're barely touching it!

Popcorn is a delicacy best enjoyed messily

and in mass quantities

[chewing loudly]

See? Never one at a time. You got to do it in handfuls.

See?

[chewing loud]

Looks like I have to get more popcorn.

Huh? Ah!

Hey!

[muffled shouting]

♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪

♪ Fast Forward! ♪

♪ Fast Forward! ♪

[Michelangelo] So, rule 15 of horror movies is

if the basement is scary and dark.

Always go down there!

Especially if your flashlight battery is dying.

Sixteen, if you think you beat the monster,

immediately turn your back.

Seventeen, be careful not to have fun or you'll be the first one to get it.

Eighteen, if you're in a group

always split up into singles and go separate ways.

Your expertise is astounding!

It is a privilege to sit with such a scholar.

I think I'm gonna be sick.

Where's Leo?

If we gotta suffer through this.

He ought to be suffering, too.

Chad? Quit kidding around Chad.

Cut it out!

[exasperated sigh] Yo, Leo where are you?

Raphael.

Huh? Leo?

Over here. Raphael.

Raphael, I need you.

Leo! Quit kidding around!

[Sh'Okanabo] Up here.

[gasp disgustingly]

Icky.

Ugh. Huh?

[screams]

[muffled]

Leo? Hang on, I'll get you down.

And then we'll find whoever did this to--

[screams]

[muffled]

Man, this projector system is way cool!

A high energy defibrillating conductor fed through the older wiring.

Huh?

[screams]

[Serling] So you see Officer, the shadow seemed to come out of nowhere and attack.

Robots.

What was that?

Uh... Nothing sir!

Humans.

As you were saying?

[roars]

[Sh'Okanabo] You wonder why you still breathe?

Only to tell me what you know about the Day of Awakening.

Before I wipe you clean of you,

you will tell me all you know.

But first, I will fetch the last of you.

And the little family will be complete.

[evil laughs]

[grunting]

No!

[screams]

Huh?

[surprised]

Hey, Michelangelo.

With these horror movies, are they suppose to make the shadows do that?

[screaming] Umm... Not exactly.

[stammers]

Umm... Mikey? Where are Leo, Ralph and Don?

[grunts]

[everyone screaming]

Run Cody! Whatever that thing is, I'll draw it off.

- But... - Don't argue. Just run!

Get out the back door. Go now!

Yo! I'm trying to catch a flick here. Do you mind?

[fighting growls]

And they said I was a rude movie goer.

[growls]

[exhales sharply]

[yelp]

[suspense music]

Hang on, I'll get you out of there.

[slicing]

I think you cracked a rib there.

Sorry, I was in a hurry.

We have bigger things to worry about.

Mainly him!

[evil laughter]

It's Ninja Time guys!

Peace upon me, and you despair.

Uh... Guys? When did we stop watching the horror movie

and start starring in it?

[grunts]

♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪

♪ Fast Forward! ♪

♪ Fast Forward! ♪

Help!

[screams]

[crashing]

[groans]

[smash]

Ah!

[fighting grunts]

[thump]

[fighting grunts]

[screams]

[smash]

[evil laughter]

[thump]

[painful groaning]

Now tell me what you know about the Day of Awakening.

[painful groans]

Does anyone have a clue what this Day of Awakening is all about?

[loud thump]

[grunts]

I am getting really sick of this guy.

I've gotta help them.

I need Turtle X.

[hologram swoosh]

Cody Jones, remote activation of battle armor, Turtle X.

Go word, gungula!

[humming]

[metal clanking]

Now what.

Good heavens, what are you--

[crashing]

[screaming]

[Constable Biggles] Before I send you gentlemen back on patrol,

a reminder that it is critical we take every lead seriously.

Especially when the witness is a reliable,

efficient and indisputably accurate robotic being.

[crash]

[screams]

[Serling] Sorry about that!

After him men!

[screaming]

[sirens]

We are in pursuit of a runaway robot, rampaging through town.

All units respond.

[screaming]

[sirens]

[Sh'Okanabo] Now

you will tell me all that you know of the Day of Awakening,

and I will make your end swift.

[grunts]

[crashing sound]

Huh?

[screaming]

[crashing]

Ugh!

Turtle X activated.

It's ninja time.

[Cody] Yo, ugly. You mess with my friends,

you mess with me.

[metal clonking]

[grunts]

Yeah! That's what I'm talking about.

Come on. Let's give him shell.

[thud]

[fighting grunts]

[smashes]

[groans]

[lasers shooting]

[crashing]

Fools!

You think you can stand against me?

[sirens] Huh?

[growls]

Peace keepers, not now.

It's too soon.

[screaming]

Get him!

He's gone.

As we should be.

Hello, hello.

What's all this then?

Young Mr. Jones, you have some explaining to do.

[objects dropping]

Don't mind me.

I'm fine, just fine.

[exhausted sigh]

[Cody] So after I promised to pay for all the damages to the theater

[Cody] and to keep my rabbit robots under control,

Biggles pretty much just dropped all the charges.

What worries me is this Day of Awakening.

What does that mean?

Whatever it is, it's bad.

Rule 23 of horror movies,

anything with "day of" in the title, is gonna be scary.

[Sh'Okanabo] Those turtles are more of an annoyance than I had anticipated.

But with these tissue samples I ripped from their flesh,

I will create creatures to deal with them, once and for all.

Then I will be free to guide this planet

to the inevitable Day of Awakening,

and my complete dominance

over the Earth!

[evil laughter]