Original subtitles

[Mikey] That s right! Come to Mikey, come to Mikey!

In your face! [laughing]

Don't worry, I have plenty left for you guys!

Oh, yeah! My 21st century skills still rock the digital domain!

[Rapahel] This'd better be a nightmare or somebody s gonna pay.

Tell me you're not still playing that Helix game!

[Mikey] 47 straight hours of Helix goodness is about to pay off, bros.

I'm tearing up the final evil. Call Cody!

[Leo] Cody s asleep. Like we all should be.

Na-ah! He s working.

[Donnie] If that's true, you re both crazy.

Just a few final touches and you are one seriously upgraded servitron.

Hey, Cody, are you really up? Or is Mikey fried worse than usual?

Oh, hey! Don!

I, uhm... Yeah, I'm just working on a little project.

I lost track of time.

Well, Mikey wants you to check out his ultimate Helix dominate.

[Mikey] Woo hoo!

Unless you want some help in the lab...

No! Uhm...

No, thanks. I'll be right there.

It's ninja time!

♪ Four Teenage Turtles surfed in on a wave from the past, ♪

♪ It's like the future's a party that these brothers just crashed ♪

♪ Don't know when they'll go home, ♪

♪ How long the good time will last, ♪

♪ But just stick around and see these turtles go ♪

♪ Fast Forward! Leonardo, Donatello ♪

♪ Fast Forward! Raphael, Michelangelo ♪

♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles! ♪

♪ Fast forward! ♪

♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles! ♪

♪ It's ninja time! ♪

♪ This future stuff is so strange, ♪

♪ Time can get rearranged ♪

♪ But the more things change, the more they also stay the same ♪

♪ Still kickin' butt, And playin' video games, ♪

♪ Drivin' everyone nuts, Future's really insane! ♪

♪ Fast Forward! ♪

♪ Get out of my way ♪

♪ Fast Forward! ♪

♪ It's so not yesterday! ♪

♪ Fast Forward! ♪

♪ It's the only way to play! ♪

♪ Fast Forward! ♪

♪ Guess we're here to stay! ♪

♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles! ♪

♪ Fast Forward! ♪

♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles! ♪

♪ Fast Forward! ♪

Yes! I did it! I finally beat Helix!

This is the greatest day in the history of the world!

Yeah!

[Donnie] Sometimes I wonder what life must be like

on playing at Mikey.

[Splinter] Hopefully it includes a return to training.

Now that the most awesomest game ever has been defeated.

[Mikey] Just... let me enjoy the sweet

smell of victory for a moment.

[Serling] Trust me, creep, there's nothing sweet smelling in this apartment.

[Serling] At least not yet...

[Mikey] - Aahh!

Master Cody,

since we're forced to live with guests,

would you consider reactivating the servitron unit that kept house before my appointment?

Huh! Uhm... yeah.

You know, I think we got rid of that thing.

I mean, what use is an old servitron, anyway?

Stop talking now!

Unless you've been living in a black hole,

you know that Helix 2 comes out today.

Ultragamers have been camping out at the Level X Mall

for the release of the most highly anticipated video game ever.

This really is the greatest day in the history of the world!

Hurry, Robin, to the shell mobile!

Mikey! Wait. Level X Mall is huge.

You can't make it from one end to the other, without a gallactic positioning system.

Let this simpleton go.

Then perhaps he'll get lost and never return.

[grunts]

Don't worry. I know who can help.

Cody! Hey, what's the haps?

Uhm... boss.

You, us, Helix 2, Level X. Pleeeaaaaase!

Sorry, Starlee.

What he means is...

Oh, don't worry, I speak fluent shopper.

You need a guide through the rack

so Mikey can score Helix 2?

[Starlee] It's a date! We'll do lunch while the guys do the ultraconsumer thing.

Bye!

- A date? No, wait! I can't! - [Mikey gabbling]

- [Mikey gabbling] - I'm working on a

a thing. I, uhm... [sighs]

Enjoy, master Cody.

I'll think of you while scraping turtle funk? off the good china.

By hand.

[Serling] Alone.

Smooth one, kid.

Using poor helpless Mikey to score a lunch date.

And a free pass to show us Level X without Serling. Clever.

But I didn't.

I... I'm in the middle of something.

Uhm... extra trainning.

Master Splinter thinks--

- Thinks that a life without balance - Aahh!

is hardly worth living.

But how is a date balance?

You must trust me on this, Cody son.

Oh, dreck. Let's go.

[Mikey] Faster, faster! Wooohooo!

[machines buzzing]

[man] Here we are, final check point for Level X Mall.

Let's run one last security check just to be safe.

[Robot] Copy. Running system check.

[Jammerhead] And now that you're under my control,

tell them everything's just fine.

Robot] System clean, all clear.

[Jammerhead] Now let's get those games.

[groan]

Energy shields.

[Jammerhead] Plan B.

Hop in, we're hitching a ride. [laughs]

Ah! I love the smell of grand larceny in the morning.

♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪

♪ Fast forward! ♪

♪ Fast forward! ♪

We're getting close!

I smell virtual chaos and fellow unwashed gamers.

Are you always like this?

I have seen the promised land, and it is good.

[Rapahel] Look at that line!

You sure you wanna?

[Mikey giggles]

Asked a stupid question.

So, while Michaelangelo waits a year and a half for his game,

the food court's just eight levels up.

Uhm... It's a little early for lunch.

Why don't you head up, and I'll meet you later?

Ha! Well, I'm starving.

Let's go eat.

[distant siren]

[siren]

[Robot] All clear. Delivery complete.

Lower security bail safes.

Thanks, guys. We're all good from here.

[Driver] The buds can handle any craze gamers.

[Cop] Alright then.

[evil laugh] Show time!

[metal clanking]

What?

[sparkles buzzing]

Hey, who's back there?

[scream]

Boo, baby! Boo!

[people talking]

Okey, this is not the way I roll on Helix day.

Hold my spot. I'm gonna use a little ninja mojo and get closer.

You're gonna cut?

Not exactly. I call it creative waiting.

No cuts!

No kidding!

Just hold on to your joysticks for one more minute people.

Ah!

Mmm.

- [laughing] Yeah! - Ah!

The truck's just pulling by the store.

There will be copies for everyone except cutters.

[grunts]

Must have left.

[gasping]

[people cheering]

Yeah!

[Jammerhead laughs maliciously]

- Hey, who-- - [laugh]

[Jammerhead] This is our best heist yet.

[Mikey] These dudes again. They tried to bust my shell before.

Call the guys. It's show ninja time!

Guys!

Hey! Jammed!

Oh, no!

See? Like I said.

The PK leaves as soon as the goods are delivered.

They drop the shields, we take the games.

A nice, quiet jack between friends in the privacy of our own loading docks.

Argh!

Step away from the games, player hater!

It's Jammerhead, green jean.

Street phantoms, ghost this guy.

Argh!

[groan]

[evil laugh]

Hooo-ah!

Oooh! Aaah!

[screaming] [groaning]

That's a wrap!

[evil laugh] [Mikey groans]

♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪

♪ Fast forward! ♪

♪ Fast forward! ♪

[groans]

[Cody] There he is!

[Leo] Oh, boy!

[Leo] Tell me he didn't say "that's a wrap" when he got away...

This time, it's fastener!

Cody, stay here with Starlee.

We should be back before you finish lunch.

[moans]

- But... Oh! Okey... - [starlee giggles]

[Mikey] Come on. We've gotta find that Helix truck.

What?

Determined little buggers, aren't they?

Bet the peace keepers will love to meet you.

Presto change-o

This just in. Crazed turtle aliens rob the Level X.

Call the ASPCA.

[Jammerhead laughs maliciously]

[evil laugh]

[evil laugh]

Oh, no! Starlee, look!

[Cody] He messed with the security video.

[peolpe screaming]

[Starlee] Everyone's gonna think the guys did the robbery.

[everyone gasps]

We gotta tell someone.

Cody?

Sorry, Starlee. I like you a lot but I can't just sit this one out.

Turtle X. Code word, goongala.

Pick up my katana, Serling.

Make up my bed, Serling.

squeeze off my shell, Serling.

[mumbling]

[screams]

Oh, I need an overhaul.

Living with these maniacs is driving me mad.

[sound of cars]

[Mikey] Faster, faster!

We're gonna lose him!

And hear about it from you for the rest of our lives?

[Donnie] I don't think so!

Aaahh!

[sound of vehicles braking]

[sirens]

[moans]

Hello, hello. What's all this thing?

[Mikey] Perfect timing, Constable Biggles.

make with them surrender and arrest that deck head

Oh, we'll be making an arrest alright.

But not him, you.

Wh--What?

Why me?

Nyah nyahh!!

Oooh!

Hmmm. You're taller in person, criminal.

Tallie, ho, Constable.

I'll be on my way to bring joy to geeks everywhere.

[evil laugh] [tyre screeching]

What? But he-- Wait--

You-- no!!

Oh, no. He's got that look.

[Leo] Mikey don't!

[scream] [groans]

[ninja fighting sounds] [moans]

[moans]

[gasps]

[screams]

Bring back my game!

[siren]

[groans]

Excuse us, officers!

What's all this lying about?

We have a runner. On your feet!

[Constable] Into the cars! Stop him!

[sirens]

Come on! Come on!

Where are you?

[machine landing]

[cars racing] [sirens]

Phantoms, I'm coming in hot.

PK are right behind those shell heads.

Gimme a chelsea shuffle.

Can anyone say obsessed?

He played a game for three days straight.

This is a surprise?

No. But that is!

Where did that giant chasm come from?

[buzzing] [metallic clanking]

[sirens]

[tyre screeching]

[tyre screeching]

Ah!

♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪

♪ Fast forward! ♪

♪ Fast forward! ♪

[tyre screeching]

Okey.

Not falling to our doom is good.

Who put on the brakes?

[Cody] Hey guys! Slacking off?

There are bad guys to bust, you know?

[Leo] Cody! Is that you in there?

What the shell is that thing?

Fantastic, that's what. The mask is a nice touch.

A little project, huh?

[Cody] Later, I promise.

[Cody] Unless you want the phantoms to get away while we chat.

They already got away! Into thin air!

Trucks don't just disappear. Not even in the future.

[Donnie] I have a hunch.

[groans]

[buzzing]

Dude!

And you guys said I was crazy!

[sirens approaching]

[tyre screeching]

Let's go!

[gasping]

[buzzing]

What's all this?

Phantom punks have a phantom ship.

It's invisible!

[Jammerhead] You don't let up!

[Mikey] Get you buzz off my games, you darn dirty ape!

No, no, no!

This is not in the plan!

[Cody] Guys, let me!

It's ninja time!

Waste on phantoms!

[fighting noises]

[groaning] [metal clanking]

[groaning]

Argh!

[barrels knocking]

I have the truck, I have the games.

I even have you jerks that take the heat.

When are you gonna get it?

We won!

[spades in the air]

[metal clanking] [groans]

[grunt] [evil laugh]

I think I see a phantom in your mech, turtle freak.

[electricity buzz]

Guys! Guys!

[Cody] I'm outta control!

Mmm. Don't worry, I won't let the bad man scare you any more!

Aaah!

Cody!

[groaning] I'm the one who got dumped on its shell.

How about Mikey?

[Cody] Aaahh!

[Mikey] Cody!

[Cody screaming]

[barrels knocking]

Great warm-up to the chasm.

I don't think so!

[metal clanking] [electric buzz]

[explosion]

No!

[electric buzz]

[moaning]

Street phantoms?

Well, I'll be babbed.

Yes! Turtle X is back online!

Then jump before he can jam your circuits again!

[gasps]

I'll do one better!

[screams]

Nooo!

[car dragging]

[explosions]

[everyone] Cody!

I got it, I got it!

Oh!

- Cody, let go! - Come on!

Cody! Release the cable!

No, I can do this.

- You're slipping! - Ahhh!

You can't pull yourself back up and hold the truck!

No! I can still save the games.

I...

Cody, let go.

They're just games.

[Mikey] Let it go.

[explosion]

I'll deal with this lot here.

The street phantoms are the real collar.

Go after them!

[sirens]

And as for you...

What?

Stop! scaredy-cat!

[Cody] Sorry about the trouble!

I have the truck, I have the games!

I even have you jerks that take the heat!

When are you gonna get it? We won!

Right! Less paperwork for me, then.

[Cody] So I thought that if I could convert the old servitron

into a turtle butt battlesuit,

maybe I could, you know, help.

You took an unacceptable risk, young Cody.

Dangerous, foolhardy.

Remind you of anyone,Sensei?

He did save us from the big splat

And we are training him.

I mean, he's no ninja yet,

but he sure is a Casey Jones.

We will discuss this further.

But for now, no more adventuring.

[Starlee] Cody Augustus Jones! You have a lot of explaining to do.

[Cody] Starlee!

I, oh, boy.

Uhm...

I'm really sorry,

I had to, uhm...

How did you build that tap armor?

I, uhm, I don't know what you--

Save it. I'm a genious, remember?

Plus, I followed you to the roof.

And I think it's totally cool!

I used to think you were just a rich kid living up in his tower.

But seeing you rush up to help your friends like that...

Wow!

See, my sons? In all things,

balance.

Exactly!

That's why I'm done with games.

All finished, totally and--

Oh, so I guess I went to ten stores and stood in line

for absolutely nothing.

[Mikey] Woohoooo!

Oh! Where did I go wrong with that boy?

[Mikey laughing] Woo-hoo!