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[humming]

[surprised grunt]

Raphael?

What troubles you, my son?

[sighs deeply]

We're in the future.

There is a whole new city out there to explore

and the guys wanna sit on their butts in their penthouse.

Yes, but remember,

one must also make time to explore the landscape within.

Master Splinter, we can go out in broad daylight

and for the first time nobody wants to put us in cage or dissect us.

What are you doing up here anyway?

I'm cultivating a rooftop garden.

A place of serenity and peace.

[vehicle rumbles loudly]

[narrator] The galactic wrestling federation presents the 57th SLAM-A-THON.

See all your favorite wrestlers. Battle it out for a title in a cage match finale.

This championship belt is what its all about.

Tonight at Madison Square Garden.

Wohoo! I'm there.

It's ninja time!

♪ Four Teenage Turtles surfed in on a wave from the past ♪

♪ It's like the future's a party that these brothers just crashed ♪

♪ Don't know when they'll go home ♪

♪ How long the good time will last ♪

♪ But just stick around and see these turtles go ♪

♪ Fast Forward! Leonardo, Donatello ♪

♪ Fast Forward! Raphael, Michelangelo ♪

♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles! ♪

♪ Fast forward! ♪

♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles! ♪

♪ It's ninja time! ♪

♪ This future stuff is so strange, ♪

♪ Time can get rearranged ♪

♪ But the more things change, the more they also stay the same ♪

♪ Still kickin' butt, And playin' video games ♪

♪ Drivin' everyone nuts, Future's really insane! ♪

♪ Fast Forward! ♪

♪ Get out of my way ♪

♪ Fast Forward! ♪

♪ It's so not yesterday! ♪

♪ Fast Forward! ♪

♪ It's the only way to play! ♪

♪ Fast Forward! ♪

♪ Guess we're here to stay! ♪

♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles! ♪

♪ Fast Forward! ♪

♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles! ♪

♪ Fast Forward! ♪

[yelling] [huge clatter]

How was that, Mikey?

I think your getting the hang of winged monkey style, Cody.

There's no such thing as "winged monkey style."

That was a basic hit throw.

Just remember keep your arm

straight on the release.

Quit playing backseat sensei Leo.

Just keep that arm straight.

Don't you have a state of art of dojo for this kind of rough housing?

Upgrading as we speak.

The battle buts need a little toughening up.

Tracked it down to half dozen before breakfast.

By teaching Master Cody how to fight,

are you not encouraging him to put himself in danger?

Chill out, lugnuts.

We're teaching Cody the art of self defence so,

we can get himself out of trouble.

The trouble that you hooligans will no doubt get him into.

[sigh]

How many more antique piece must be sacrificed for the art of self defence?

Oh, hey Mikey, I gotta show you something.

Guys, you won't believe what I just saw?

We have to go now!

- What is it? - Is Wyrm back?

Pro wrestling!

There's a tournament tonight!

[sighing]

Come on guys!

Sitting in the stands in a real life pro wrestling match.

It's something I dreamed about

my whole life!

We can all go and we don't even have to wear disguises.

Or we could stay here and watch it on 3D hollow vision.

Are you kidding me?

Just once don't you actually wanna be there?

Think about it. The sights,

the sounds, the smells of crazy wrestling madness all over everything.

Or we can all stay here and watch it on 3D hollow vision.

Mikey.

Mikey?

I know you wanna go.

Think about it.

Two highly trained athletes.

Engaged in a mano-a-mano battle to the finish.

Totally fake battle.

No, I bet they know the winged monkey technique.

Did I mention the hot dogs?

Greasy cheese nachos, root beer!

I'm there dude.

Hey Mikey, check it out!

It's called the helix, the hottest video game in the market.

Wow! Wow!

[coughing]

[voice shaking]

Play the awesome game or watch the fake sweaty wrestlers.

Play the awesome game! [excited]

Or watch the fake sweaty wrestlers.

I'm going with the game. [laugh]

Fine.

I'll see you losers later.

Perhaps, one of you should go and make sure he stays out of trouble.

But the dojo.

The game.

I'll go.

Here better take some money.

Money?

[emergency siren]

[guitar instrumental music]

I can't wait to pound these gutless cowards into paste.

Stick to the plan.

Paste this to stick it.

[laughs]

Hey wrestlers only.

What are you guys doing back here?

[surprised grunt] Oh no.

It's you.

[laughing]

[bone cracking]

Looks like we got to warm up!

- Before the main event. - [stunned sigh]

[laughing]

♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles! ♪

♪ Fast Forward! ♪

♪ Fast Forward! ♪

[horn honks] [chimes]

Come on, come all to Slam-A-Thon 57th,

where it's heading wrestling

tonight at Madison Square Garden.

Woah!

Nah, I liked the old garden better.

Programs, get your programs.

Two for the Slam-A-Thon please.

Enjoy the show.

Oh man, this is gonna be so awesome.

Like the coolest thing ever.

I'm talking the absolute best.

This is lame.

No foam fingers,

no rally house.

What is up with that?

I guess the future isn't big on souvenirs.

[grunt] Well at least they're big on snacks

Yo! [whistles]

Yes Sir.

Give me three hot dogs with ketchup and onions and a root beer.

I'm afraid I don't have any of those things whatever they are.

Alright.

Give me pretzel with mustard.

Um... Pretzels?

Okay.

How about some nachos?

[grunt]

Ice cream.

- [grunt] - Cotton candy.

- [grunt] - Peanuts.

[grunt]

Popcorn.

Gum... you got a lousy stick of gum.

Would you like a fish sickle?

[groan]

[groan]

Just forget it.

No junk food, no overpriced souvenirs.

The future better step up.

Ladies and gentlemen please take your seats.

And get ready for Slam A Thon 57.

Alright! Yeah!

It's time to get it on.

Let's do this.

And now hovering into the ring wearing world championship belt.

It's the Poughkeepsie Piledriver.

And our challenger, the Capellan Crusher.

[loud, ferocious growl]

[laughing]

Aha, let's go Piledriver!

You can take that punk.

Sshhh.

Looks like they don't cheer the way we used to.

Are you kidding me?

This is a wrestling match.

Man, what is wrong with the future?

[bell rings]

Alright our match is beginning.

Are you ready for your post start counting?

Finally some action.

It's a classic opening.

They are both plotting their strategy.

The Piledriver moves to control the center of the ring.

While the Crusher circles looking for his opening.

The Piledriver waiting calmly for the Crusher to make his first move.

And the Crusher doesn't seem to be in any hurry.

The Crusher is trying draw the Piledriver off balance.

The tension here in arena is unbearable.

Boring!

Where you going Raph?

I'm gonna spice things up.

Show'em what a real pro wrestling match is.

I don't think it's a good idea.

Come on Piledriver you call that wrestling. [loud rumble and chatter]

Show'em what you got.

Hey cushy you're a bum. [loud rumble]

I've seen more slam in a car door.

[boos and hisses] Let's sit back down Raph I'll buy you a fish sickle.

- [grunt] - Ladies and gentlemen

please remain calm.

It appears some sort of lizard man is approaching the ring.

Hey, I can take both of you losers with one hand tied behind my shell.

- [surprised grunt] - [surprised grunt]

[surprised grunt]

Somebody throw a chair or something.

This is the worst wrestling match I've ever seen.

[crowd caws]

[surprised groan]

[surprised groan]

Hey sports fans, I'm back!

And I want to put hurt on someone.

Hurt, dirt, shirt... a giraffe.

[laughs]

Ladies and gentlemen I don't believe it.

Unless my eyes decieve me triple threat has entered the ring.

He was forever banned from wrestling for using excessive force.

But he vowed one day that he would return for his belt.

Ho Ho it's all part of the show. [loud rumble and chatter]

Now we're talking.

You've heard that two heads are better than one.

Well three heads are gonna snap your spines.

Crack.

[shattering]

Yeah! Lay that smack down.

Oh dear me.

That was a spinning gorilla press power slam.

Outlawed on over 20 planets.

[bones cracking]

Awww.

An inverted gut buster drop.

I think I'm gonna be sick.

[whimpers]

[loud rumble]

[crowd shouting]

Woah a follow through.

Are you sure this is part of the show?

Course it is.

What suck is gonna pay for the dance recital they were doing before.

[crowd screaming]

The audience is fleeing the arena terrified by brutality but

rest assured we'll continue to broadcast to our world wide audience.

[rock music]

And where are you going?

You don't wanna miss your turn.

[screaming]

Can I keep his spleen?

[screaming]

What!

It looks like he's gonna give the Piledriver the triple play.

[loud grunt]

Three.

[loud rumble] [crowd screaming]

See you around. [laughing]

Never in all my years have seen such brazen contempt of rules for professional wrestling.

Shameful.

[people screaming]

I am the greatest wrestler in the universe.

Yeah he's good.

But I've seen better.

You got something to say green bean.

Say you didn't hear.

[laughing]

Woah, what the shell are you doing?

Showing him how it's done bro.

Wait, I think this guy is for real.

Just relax and enjoy the show.

[hard thump]

Just a moment... It seems the salamander man has entered the ring.

Great enterance triple threat.

Let's put on a good show.

[surprised]

[frustrated groan]

Oh the scoop brain buster banned in 2024.

Take it easy, big guy. Let's make this last.

[surprised]

[pained yelps and moans]

[hard thump]

Wow! A round trip cruise line.

Looks like the frog man is in trouble.

[pained moans]

[painful moan]

Awww! Guillotine leg drop.

Raph, you gotta get out of here!

Hey this ain't a team match.

[object clatters]

Insanity... Triple threat is raising the Xenon field barricade.

You just stepped into a world of pain.

Ohh...

Okay.

Maybe this wasn't such a good idea.

[screams]

♪ Teenage mutant ninja turtle ♪

♪ Fast forward ♪

♪ Fast forward ♪

Triple threat has his opponent cornered.

[screams]

[loud grunt]

[screams]

Too slow bubbleheads.

Here kitty kitty.

The alligator man is working the barricade.

Fleeing some kind of monkey.

Are you blind? I'm a turtle.

[pained moan]

[music playing]

Use your Sai, Raph.

No way. That's against the rules.

Only bad guys cheat wrestle.

The turtle creature has honor and it might cost him.

Quit wasting time with him.

We gotta job to do before cops get here.

Okay okay. One more throw.

Agh okay, let's beat bad guys.

I'm coming.

[struggling grunt]

What's this?

Another gecko man is entering the ring.

Put him down.

Whatever you say. [pained moans]

[loud thump]

Woah! A double alleyoop over and out.

I'm gonna take what's rightfully mine.

[laughing]

You're pretender but I'm the champion!

And now to get the other thing we came for.

Haha a fish sickle?

[laughs]

[typing]

We're here for some payback.

And for some back pain.

The galactic wrestling federation owes us for kicking us out.

[objects smash] [glass shatters]

[crackling]

I'm gonna buy a pony.

[laughs]

Team green is down for the count.

The plucky new comers were no match for the triple threat.

Am I allowed to say I told you not to get in the ring?

Never! [buzzing] What's that noise?

Sounds like a burglar alarm.

He's robbing the joint too.

We gotta stop him.

[grunt]

Raph, are you kidding? He just kicked your shell.

Yeah, and now he's got me mad.

Wait a minute! It looks like they're taking it to street fighting.

And we're gonna follow the action.

These punks don't know when to quit.

[engine starts] [vehicle rumbles loudly]

Huh?

[whistles]

Yo Taxi! [vehicle rumbles loudly]

[car rumbles]

Follow that big wheel.

But that's super fast.

We're very big tippers.

[ignition starts]

Hey, wait for me!

Taxi! Taxi!

[vehicle rumbles loudly] [honks]

[laughs]

Pull up along side.

You don't give up, do you Greeny?

Never.

[grunt]

[spinning] [cracking]

[whines]

[engine sputters]

[groans]

Yoohoo!

Time for a rematch.

♪ Teenage mutant ninja turtle ♪

♪ Fast forward ♪

♪ Fast forward ♪

[grunt loudly]

I'm taking that belt uglies. [bone cracking]

Come get it little man.

[laughs]

I get it.

It's the rematch of the century, Triple threat VS Turtle terror.

Our cameras are online so.

It's time to tussle.

[loud groan]

[bone cracking]

[loud crash]

Awesome orbital super slam.

Next time you're down, stay down.

I'm not through with you head case.

Power Bunga!

[crowd caws]

Ouch! Our supernova canon crusher.

Eh?

Thank you! Thank you!

Haha!

Oh! He drove that point home.

A real flat tire car platform.

I am the king! Yeah!

[crowd boos]

[grunt]

You okay?

Could've used the airbag.

Come on, Leo. We gotta finish this together.

[guitar instrumental music]

Hey, head case!

[crowd shouting]

[effort] [whirs]

The whirling feet of fury.

[kicking and banging]

[wincing in pain]

I see sparkles. Oh pretty!

[laughs]

That's it! The match is over.

The turtle terror has defeated triple threat.

And captured the galactic wrestling federation championship belt.

Let's hear for our new champion, the turtle terror.

[police siren]

Hello, hello, hello!

What's all this then?

Huh, the three headed menace that robbed the garden.

Chalk up another collar for Chief constable.

No way, dude. Me and Leo took him down before you even got here.

Did you? Then I suppose you're also responsible for all this damage?

Creating a disturbance, vandalism, filming without permit.

[vehicle rumbles]

[groan]

[music plays]

So Raphael.

Was your big night on the town as engaging as you had hoped?

Nah, no big deal. Just a nice quiet night out with my bro.

A couple of regular guys just taking a regular...

[horn blast]

The turtle terror stun the wrestling universe

with his surprise victory at Slam-A-Thon 57.

Taking the battle all across time square.

Turtle terror?

Oh, fish sickles.