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[crowd murmuring]

Uh?

[groans in pain]

Not what I expected, but I guess that's the point.

[grunting]

[wood clatter]

[inhales tightly]

[screams]

[metallic clanking]

I hate stooping to your level, but I'd better lower my defenses.

[metallic clanking]

Hyah!

[exhales forcefully]

[metallic clanking]

Looks like you guys came up a little short.

[horn honks twice]

[ominous music plays]

[shaky breaths]

[footsteps thump]

[door bangs open]

[growling]

Wow! That's just got ugly.

[thump]

Ha!

[grunt]

Leo's in trouble.

That thing's gonna mash him into turtle tetrazzini.

Be not hasty. Watch and learn.

[violent punch]

[thump]

[panting]

[grunt]

Lights up, big guy.

[groans]

He did it!

[music]

This new battle simulator is great, Cody.

It is, as my sons would say, totally awesome.

Cool! I can't wait to show it to the guys.

Of course this was just the beginners' level. Next time we'll crank it up a notch.

There's no telling what this thing can do.

[electricity crackles]

It's ninja time!

♪ Four Teenage Turtles surfed in on a wave from the past ♪

♪ It's like the future's a party that these brothers just crashed ♪

♪ Don't know when they'll go home ♪

♪ How long the good time will last ♪

♪ But just stick around and see these turtles go ♪

♪ Fast Forward! Leonardo, Donatello ♪

♪ Fast Forward! Raphael, Michelangelo ♪

♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles! ♪

♪ Fast forward! ♪

♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles! ♪

♪ It's ninja time! ♪

♪ This future stuff is so strange ♪

♪ Time can get rearranged ♪

♪ But the more things change, the more they also stay the same ♪

♪ Still kickin' butt, And playin' video games, ♪

♪ Drivin' everyone nuts, Future's really insane! ♪

♪ Fast Forward! ♪

Get out of my way!

♪ Fast Forward! ♪

It's so not yesterday!

♪ Fast Forward! ♪

It's the only way to play!

♪ Fast Forward! ♪

Guess we're here to stay!

♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles! ♪

♪ Fast Forward! ♪

♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles! ♪

♪ Fast Forward! ♪

Really, Donatello.

How many times do I have to tell you?

That's a cuisine 9000 kitchen bot,

not your personal science project.

Don't bust a servo, Serling. I'm just tweaking this unit

so it'll make the chicken fries crispier.

Wow! [flames whoosh]

Oh, dear! Ah!

Wow! A little too crispy.

Ah! You soft shelled idiot! You nearly fried my circuits.

Hey, if you can't stand the heat, stay out of the kitchen bot.

Ugh. Okay, that was lame, even for you.

Yo! Could you yahoos keep it down? I'm trying to read.

I was wondering why your lips were moving.

[both laugh]

That's it!

I'm going where I can get some privacy.

[footsteps]

Greetings, Raphael.

Welcome to the Sano-Lab 2150

for all your personal hygienic needs.

You gotta be kidding me!

Select an option: floss your teeth, pluck your nose hairs, wax your shell?

Clean freak!

I hate the future.

Don't forget to put the lid down.

[music]

I'm getting a spike on power grid ten.

Whoa! That's huge!

[alarm beeps] Clamp it down!

The suppressors can't hold it!

Aah!

Aah!

Free!

What the heck was that!

I don't know, but it seems okay now.

Let's take lunch.

[electricity crackles]

[music]

[music stops]

So, Cody, what's the big surprise?

Does it include munchies? I'm on empty! Ugh!

What do you think?

It's a new Dojo for you guys to train in.

Serling helped build it.

[door opens] [footsteps]

It's a holo simulator with preprogrammed battle scenarios.

And 523 high-res background modes.

Kicking graphics!

It's like Dojo-rama extreme! Sweet!

Forget it. Just gimme a wooden post and a practice dummy.

Sure.

[everyone gasps]

That's not what I meant!

[sighs]

Raphael,

a true warrior must always adapt to any new situation or surrounding.

Besides, young Cody-san has worked hard to provide you this base

to sharpen your ninja skills.

You should be grateful.

Yeah, I know.

Thanks, kid.

Huh.

As a reward for your boundless generosity, Cody-san,

Leonardo has my blessings to start you on your own ninja training.

Really?

All right! Where do we start? Hidden tiger attack? Five-finger phoenix dead blow?

Hyah! Hah! Hyah!

[music]

We start at the beginning,

meditating on the connection between the body and the mind.

[music plays]

[music plays]

[music plays]

Uh, this is not what I had in mind.

[alarm beeps]

Hey, Cody! The controls don't work!

Probably it's just the power surge. I'll have to reboot the system.

You should boot the whole thing!

Guys, hang tight. We'll go get Cody's pocket tab and have the Dojo back online in a jiffy.

Weird! I've never seen anything like this.

Something's spiking through the wiring. Like a power surge.

But it's registering as a program by the system's software.

A huge program. Bigger than anything I've ever seen.

Why would there be a computer program moving through your building's power line?

It wouldn't.

You have another example of the fallibility of organics.

Allow me to adjust the penthouse grid.

Aah!

Ow, ow!

Serling!

Aah!

It's not me, sir. I lost control of my motor functions!

You're enjoying this, aren't you?

Believe me, I've been tempted to bludgeon you more than once. But this is not my doing!

Whoa!

Huh!

I think we've got a big problem.

[ominous music plays]

[footsteps]

What's taking them so long!

Patience, Raphael.

Yeah, not my strong suit. I'm outta here.

Hey!

[electricity crackles]

This can't be good.

You're not going anywhere. [evil laughter]

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪

♪ Fast Forward! ♪

♪ Fast Forward! ♪

What the shell is that!

[evil laughter]

Why do I get the feeling that she's laughing at us not with us?

[metallic clanking]

I knew the Robot-dojo was a bad idea.

Aah!

Master Splinter!

[groans] Perhaps it would be wise to sit this one out.

Guys, open up. We've got trouble out here.

Tell me about it.

Something's controlling Serling and the dojo! But how?

[footsteps thump]

Subject Cody O'Neil.

Interfacing.

I'm Viral, a quanti platform digital overconstruct of infinite subtlety and power.

Modest, isn't she?

I've uploaded here to extract information from O'Neil's Tech's mainframe.

O'Neil Tech! What do you want with...

The O'Neil Tech building is off the power grid. So I've come here to your penthouse,

the only remote location in the city with a hardwired direct connection

into O'Neil Tech central banks.

Yeah, with about a gazillion firewalls and exponentially encrypted security.

Can we say "unbreakable"?

Indeed! Unless you give me the password.

And why would I do that?

Because if you don't, I'll destroy the little pets that I've trapped in the dojo.

Cody, run!

[metallic clanking]

Run all you want. But your friends can't.

I need the password to O'Neil Tech's mainframe. Toying with you is going to get it for me.

Bring it, lady. We'll give a good old-fashioned turtle smackdown.

Vertebrates! Such slow learners!

[piano plays]

We've been transported into some sort of battle scenario.

That or a Saturday-morning cartoon!

[grumble]

[piano stops] Huh?

Er... Howdy, partners!

[footsteps] [ominous music plays]

[evil laughter]

Make it loud, boys!

[ominous music plays]

[laughs and grunts]

[fighting grunts]

[wood clatters]

[fighting grunts]

[violent punch]

I love Cow-punching!

[violent punch] [glass shatters]

[gasp]

[fighting grunts]

[screams]

Cool! I've always wanted to do that.

[fighting grunts]

[groans]

Most impressive. But now let's see how you handle level 2.

[screams]

[evil laughter]

I'll leave these drones to take care of you. Time to pay little Cody another visit.

Must regain control! I refuse to let this digital jezebel dominate

my system again!

It's not polite to refuse a lady.

I think we have a few minutes before she comes around again.

[computer chimes]

She's a massive program! She's infected most of the subset codes.

But maybe we can quarantine her.

[footsteps thump]

[ominous music plays]

Naughty things! I possess every segment of circuitry in this building.

You can't simply double-click and drag me to the trash.

You better get outta here, Cody. I'll hold her off.

You'll do no such thing!

Just give me the code and I'll spare your lives. There's nowhere to go.

Wanna bet?

[sigh]

[glass shatters]

Hang on!

Aah!

[shouts]

[evil laughter]

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪

♪ Fast Forward! ♪

♪ Fast Forward! ♪

With Cody gone, I'll have to figure out another way to get that code.

But first, to finish off the others.

[ominous music plays]

Relax, Cody.

I think we're safe.

You call this safe?

Trust me. This looks like our floor.

[panting]

[gasping]

[metallic clanking]

We need to get into the system again.

What good's that gonna do? You saw what happened when we tried to delete her.

An enemy always reveals her weaknesses in how she attacks.

Watch and learn, young ninja.

Viral said she needed a hardwire connection to access

the mainframe. And she only got Serling because he was plugged in.

If she can't go wireless and we shut down the power around the building,

she won't have anywhere to jump to.

When we kill the power of this building, no power, no escape route.

She'd be purged from the system.

Wow! Computer hacking ninja style.

[ominous music plays]

What! But how!

[clears throat]

[piano plays]

What took you, partner?

You! You dare to mock me! Ugh!

Yeah, it's sort of what we do in between kicking butt.

The boy is no longer in play.

What'd she say? If you hurt Cody...

[static]

What is this?

It's working!

The building is completely isolated from the city.

Nowhere to run, nowhere to hide, when we do this!

[computer chimes]

[static]

Aah! No!

[screams]

[static]

I'm gonna lose my linguine.

[screams]

[all grunting]

[all groaning]

Are we dead?

This don't feel like dead.

Aah!

[groans] Who cares as long as we can lie down!

Huh?

Are you guys alright?

Well, look who missed all the fun!

That's a fine way of saying thanks for saving your sorry shells.

Saving our shells!

I cut off the power to shut Viral down.

Are you sure? What about these lights?

Battery-powered. Like my pocket tab, they're not connected.

Cody, there isn't anything else in the building that can run without being plugged

into the system, is there?

[ominous music plays]

[metallic rattle]

Only the brand-new practice bots!

You had to ask.

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪

♪ Fast Forward! ♪

♪ Fast Forward! ♪

[static]

Well this certainly wasn't part of my brilliant save-the-day plan.

I detected your clumsy gambit and found this construct

charging its power core before shutdown.

You just made a big mistake, Viral. It's ninja time!

'Cause you can't hide in the walls and throw your toys at us no more.

Exactamundo! You're set to upload an interface full of kick-butt ninja action!

Hyah!

[fighting grunts]

Huh!

Like my disarming personality?

[metallic clanking]

[fighting grunts]

You scratch my back, I'll scratch yours.

At last I regained control of my functions.

I feel so--

[door opens]

Watch your hurry, sweetheart.

Oh!

[groans] Oh, is there a technician in the house?

[panting]

[shouts]

Going somewhere?

You can shell it out, but you can't take it.

No! Get away!

Sorry. You're going down.

Hyah!

[screams]

Talk about a total crash?

Checked every inch of that elevator shaft.

Nothing. She hightailed it outta here.

I ran a complete scan of the mainframe. No sign of Viral there.

The system's clean.

I wish I could say the same for this room.

You did well, my sons.

Master! Are you alright?

I believe so, Leonardo.

Cody, today you saw a fine example of how a ninja

needs to develop both mind and body.

Victory required both the keenness of Donatello's mind

and the endurance of his brothers' bodies.

Okay, Master Splinter. Now I understand.

Good. Let us now all resume Cody's training.

[oriental music]

Now maybe I'll get some piece of quiet.

Please select the comfort setting.

Soft,

firm,

or extra firm.

Oh, I hate the future!

[mysterious electric instruments]

[squeals]

[electricity crackles]

Aah!

Please, Master. I suffer code damage.

I'm trapped in the twisted form.

Repair me so I can--

Consider it punishment for failing to break the will

of one human child, Viral.

Free me from this prison, Sh'Okanabo. I will make them pay.

Oh, you will.

I'm not done with O'Neil Tech and its secrets When the time is right,

we will strike without mercy.

[evil laughter]