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[high-pitched orchestral music]

[yawns tiredly]

Morning, Serling.

Man, I had the weirdest dream!

Serling?

[distant fighting sound and laughter]

Woah!

Allow me to explain the concept to you slowly, this is the sitting room.

Oh!

[?ghting grunts]

[?ghting grunts]

Hajime!

Oh my--

You think this is bad, you should see us when we have weapons.

[surprised grunt]

[loud crash]

Or rolling pins.

This is a disaster.

Yes, Michelangelo should have seen that coming.

Hey! Looked what rolled out of bed. Sup Cody.

Master, I tried to stop these barbarians

they have completely wrecked the room!

I know you'll want to take the appropriate action.

So simply say the word.

Do it again! [laughs excitedly]

[exasperated sigh] My circuit boards weren't built for this.

It's ninja time!

♪ Four Teenage Turtles surfed in on a wave from the past ♪

♪ It's like the future's a party that these brothers just crashed ♪

♪ Don't know when they'll go home ♪

♪ How long the good time will last ♪

♪ But just stick around and see these turtles go ♪

♪ Fast Forward! Leonardo, Donatello ♪

♪ Fast Forward! Raphael, Michelangelo ♪

♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪

♪ Fast Forward! ♪

♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪

♪ It's ninja time! ♪

♪ This future stuff is so strange, ♪

♪ Time can get rearranged ♪

♪ But the more things change, the more they also stay the same ♪

♪ Still kickin' butt And playin' video games, ♪

♪ Drivin' everyone nuts Future's really insane! ♪

♪ Fast Forward! ♪

Get out of my way!

♪ Fast Forward! ♪

It's so not yesterday!

♪ Fast Forward! ♪

It's the only way to play!

♪ Fast Forward! ♪

Guess we're here to stay!

♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles! ♪

♪ Fast Forward! ♪

♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪

♪ Fast Forward! ♪

Initiating power up sequence.

[Raphael] Man, I feel kinda dumb in these.

[Mikey] You got to make it work for you, like so!

[confused sigh]

Can we leave him here?

Time window looks ready, Cody.

Hold on to your shells. You're going home.

Bon voyage.

Don't let the time portal hit you on the way out.

[coughing]

Did he send us to Jersey maybe?

Argh! I banged my head against it a million ways

but I can't seem to duplicate the accident that brought you to my time.

Sorry, guys.

Patients precede genius young one.

You know maybe if I had better stuff to work with.

I mean the equipment I have here is all junk

compared to what we could get our hands on over at O'Neil Tech.

Whats the deal with this company of yours anyway?

O'Neil Tech? It specializes in advance terran technology, and I own it.

Then can't you call and have them whip up another time blender thingy?

It's not that simple. Even though I own O'Neil Tech I'm too young to run it.

My uncle does that for me.

And how is my young boy this morning?

Ah, Uncle Darius, Hi!

I bet your wondering who-- huh?

Never mind, I guess.

Let's talk, shall we?

Cody, Constable Biggles informs me that you were out joyriding yesterday

consorting with strange aliens.

Me? Aliens?

You are a very important boy.

There are people who would take advantage of you.

Why give them that chance.

You know before he passed

I made your dear father a solemn vow

to protect you from the dangers of this cruel world.

What would he say about your behavior, were he still here with us hmm.

You're right Uncle Darius, I'm sorry.

That's my boy.

I see you're still collecting this artifacts.

Yeah, just got some new pieces too.

Nothing good comes of looking back child. Now stay safe, stay here.

I'll be out of the office, but have Serling call if you need anything.

[sighs]

You gotta show me how you do that, but first I gotta show you O'Neil Tech.

Ah, but you mustn't go out into the cruel dangerous world you must stay safe, stay inside!

That Darius is a blow hard, let's get going.

[music playing]

Absolutely not!

What about your uncle? You heard him he said to-- Cut that out.

Unhand me, you creatures.

With uncle Darius out of the office

we can drop in to O'Neil Tech, build some new pieces for the time window

and be home before lunch.

Coming master Splinter?

No my son, the four of you will arouse suspicion enough.

Besides, it seems my favorite soap opera has survived this 100 years.

I have much catching up to do.

[music starts playing]

[vehicle door closes]

Master Cody, don't go! I'll make your favorite-- [groans in pain]

[sighs] I have a bad feeling about this.

Well well well, you disobedient little--

I fear it's time for you to learn just how dangerous the world can be.

Awaken you obsolete things.

I have a mission for you.

What do you command?

So your uncle never lets you go out?

Well... not exactly.

You know, I have compututors and the best holo gaming system and all the media feeds.

Serling takes care of everything else.

Truth is I never really have a reason to leave.

Sounds really boring.

Huh! Never really bothered me before--

[screaming]

We're going down.

♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle ♪

♪ Fast Forward ♪

♪ Fast Forward ♪

[music playing]

[screaming]

Someone hit the breaks!

[screams]

Nice save.

It wasn't me. I think something seized the controls. We're being hovernaped!

There's one thing we could try.

An experimental feature I build into the hover shell

but we're not suppose to do this in the air.

So much for that.

Strap in,

and hang on!

Yeah! We've disengaged. What's flying now is an empty shell.

Nice save kid.

That was amazing! Is it always like this for you guys?

No, usually Tuesdays are our day off.

Stay sharp. Whoever pulled that stunt

may try again when they realize they only kidnap half an empty ship.

Sir, the target has evaded capture.

Listen carefully, you incompetent glorified pigeons.

I want the boy secured, and I want the four,

whatever they are, Eliminated!

Now, unless you want to go back into cold storage indefinitely

I suggest you develop a contingency plan.

Gentleman, perhaps the time has come to reassess our commitment to Darius Dun.

[door opens]

All clear.

Guys, it's my company remember? We don't have to do the ninja sneak.

With what just happened, I think it's best if we're discrete, ok?

Discrete? I hate to tell you Leo, but I sorta called ahead.

Cody Jones! The prince himself.

Down from his castle, and with friends!

Hi, Starlee Hambrath. O'Neil Tech intern.

[everyone] Hi there.

So much for discrete.

A little young to be working with such serious technology aren't you?

Girls mature faster than boys. Especially girls from Omatron

with five times the brain capacity

Pretty cool huh guys? I knew you'd like it.

Seeing how O'Neil Tech was founded by April, Casey and you Donatello.

I helped build all this? Wow! [excited]

[annoyed sigh] Get over yourself genius.

So what's on the menu today boys?

Where can we get something to replace this?

[hum]

Come with me guys.

This is a transcendental lay.

It takes the users mental and gram and translates them into executable commands.

Then the Macs go to work.

[Raphael and Michelangelo] [stammers, confused]

It turns your thoughts into stuff.

[chuckles] Ohh.

You need parts for a special project.

This TL can crank the mount in minutes.

Can it make ninja weapons?

This bad boy can make the best ninja weapons that you can think of.

[glass shattering]

Let me guess. Our would-be-kidnappers.

Whats the matter, hijacking half an empty hover shell didn't do it for you?

Attack!

[?ghting grunts]

[Starlee] [screaming]

Totally wishing we didn't lose our weapons right about now.

[metal clanking]

[grunts]

[groans in pain]

[shrieking]

What?

What are you gonna do now Tweety?

[screams] [groans in pain]

[roars]

What is it you want?

Something only the boy can provide. Our freedom!

[fighting grunts]

[Starlee] [screams]

No! [loud thump]

[sighs nervously]

[screaming] Cody!

[music playing]

♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle ♪

♪ Fast Forward ♪

♪ Fast Forward ♪

[music playing]

[painful sighs] [gasps]

Are you okay?

Yeah.

Does anything fly in this place?

Hanger bay. Two levels up.

Fly? Those bird brains are gone and we got no idea where. How are we gonna--

[beeping sound] Hey, whats that beeping?

Dare I ask what happened?

No time to play bucket head, Cody--

...is gone, I know. He had all your enviro packs linked by proximity.

You can track him within a ten kilometer radius.

Call whatever pass is for the police and relay the beckon signal to them.

Alright, let's move.

Wait. What good is following those flying freakazoids

if we're just gonna get our shells handed to us again.

We need an edge. Like maybe the best ninja weapons we can think of.

Well than, let's get to work.

Well, I hope for your sake you brought me good news.

Darius Dun, the Inuwashi Gunjin are no longer under your command.

What!

Disengage the stasis generators. Free us or you will never see the boy again.

Curse you! You know I need the boy alive.

Where do you want to meet?

[laser sounds]

[laughs excitedly] Yeah!

[clapping while laughing]

Oh yeah!

Alright!

[swooshing sounds]

[gasp]

Goodbye nun chucks. Hello Mickytron 6000.

Overcompensate much.

[loud crash]

This is gonna end badly isn't it?

These are dark days for the Inuwashi Gunjin. Honorable soldiers...

...forced to resort to this.

Once, an age ago we Inuwashi Gunjin were the most feared fighters in the air.

Savage, glorious, but times changed,

wars end, we became...

...obsolete.

Bound to this stasis devices, we have been imprisoned, manipulated like dogs.

There is no place for honor

in this time.

You wanna see honor? Watch the skies.

Whoa, It's ninja time!

Turtle tech armor go plus infinity!

[roars]

[loud thump]

Music to my ears.

Armor is awesome! This armor is incredible!

This armor is... falling apart.

[gasps, startled]

[grunts]

You know, violence really never solves anything.

[screaming]

[?ghting grunts]

[slicing]

[roar]

[metal clanking]

[angry grunt]

[swoosh] Leo!

Regroup around the boy.

We must not lose him.

Bad news busted beak, you already did. [screams]

[gasping] No!

Whopsie.

[screaming]

♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle ♪

♪ Fast Forward ♪

♪ Fast Forward ♪

[screaming]

Cody! [gasps in pain]

[grunting]

[screaming]

Impossible!

[door opens]

[laughter]

[taken aback]

[grunting]

A little help here guys.

[grunts]

[crashing]

[loud thud]

[frustrated sigh]

Now talk, why are you after Cody?

He wanted the boy under his control.

He?

He wanted you four out--

[shrieking]

[both] [screaming]

Leo!

[inuwashi gunjin] [screaming]

[Leo] [screaming]

[thump]

[grunts in pain]

Uncle Darius!

I take it I helped the right one Cody.

Yeah but how did you--

Serling,

he alerted me when he called the peace keepers.

Hello hello hello, whats all this then?

[humming] What?

Pretty convenient timing don't you think?

He shows up just as the birds took their swan dive.

And before they started talking. We're gonna keep an eye on uncle Darius.

Oh dear!

Careful!

Watch out!

[grunting]

Ninja weapons forged in a union of mind and machine.

These are strange times.

Weapons of the future are dumb.

[gasp] From Starlee.

[chuckles]

[yells excited]

She had a feeling your battle suit thing might not work out.

Super chucks of the future! What do they do? what do they do!

[objects clatter]

[Serling and Michelangelo] [screams]

[exhales heavily] They cause robots

to go half blind. Don't anyone offer to help? It's just the robots eye.

Welcome to the future, my time travelling friends.

Enjoy it while you can.