Original subtitles

Eons ago, I was on the verge of ultimate power.

Aah.

With the omnipotent time scepter,

I, Savanti Romero, was going to rule all of time.

That is, until Lord Simultaneous

thwarted my plan.

No!

Aah!

He turned me into a monster

and exiled me from null time

to Earth's Middle Ages where he hoped

never to hear from me again.

Wha--

But instead, I plotted, summoning all my magic,

I tried again to take the time scepter

and use it against Lord Simultaneous.

Now, my freedom shall be at hand.

But thanks to the interference

of those accursed Ninja Turtles

and that foolish timestress, Renet...

my victory was denied.

Hey, hey, nice swing.

And Simultaneous exiled me once more

even further in time to Earth's Cretaceous Period,

but that did not stop me.

( gasping )

That's Savanti Romero!

Again, I gathered my magic and lured my prey

back through time.

Savanti Romero will not be denied his revenge.

( growling )

The timestress will pay for her meddling.

The time scepter will finally be mine.

( growling )

As for The Turtles, they have no idea of the changes

that are about to befall them.

( evil laughter )

♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪

Turtles, count it off!

1, 2, 3, 4!

- ♪ Turtles! ♪ - ♪ Mutant chain reaction ♪

- ♪ Turtles! ♪ - ♪ Never let us down ♪

- ♪ Turtles! ♪ - ♪ Ninjutsu action ♪

- ♪ Turtles! ♪ - ♪ It's a shell of a town ♪

Turtles, count it off!

- One! - ♪ Leonardo's always in control ♪

- Two! - ♪ The wiseguy is Michelangelo ♪

- Three! - ♪ Donatello, he's the brains of the bunch ♪

- Four! - ♪ Count on Raphael to throw the first punch ♪

- ♪ I love bein' ♪ - ♪ I love bein' ♪

♪ I love bein' a turtle ♪

♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪

- Turtles, count it off! - 1, 2, 3, 4!

- ♪ Turtles! ♪ - ♪ There's no one better ♪

- ♪ Turtles! ♪ - ♪ Watch out for Shredder ♪

- ♪ Turtles! ♪ - ♪ They're like no others ♪

- ♪ Turtles! ♪ - ♪ Those teenage brothers ♪

- 1, 2, 3, 4! - 1, 2, 3, 4!

♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪

( echoing ) ♪ Turtles, Turtles ♪

( evil laughter )

Welcome, Turtles. I have been expecting you.

I called it. It was a trap. Pay up.

( growling )

And you, Renet, hand over the time scepter

or watch your little green friends become dinosaur food.

( growling )

Ah...ah...

Last time you sneezed,

you caused a dinosaur stampede.

This cold of yours is going to be the end of us.

Whoa.

Leo, put me down.

This is embarrassing.

Put me--ugh.

Stay there and fix the time scepter.

Wait. I...

Oh, nuts.

I have to do something.

Come on, work.

( whirring )

( growling )

Whoa.

( grunting )

Whoa.

( growling )

Whoa.

( grunting )

Aah. Oof.

Is it over?

Did we, like, win?

You dare touch me?

( grunting )

I grow tired of this.

Bring me the time scepter, my pets.

Bring it now.

( screeching )

Whoa.

Ha.

He's got the scepter!

( evil laughter )

( screeching )

You failed, Turtles.

The time scepter is mine.

And now for the last element of my plan,

the timestress herself.

( screeching )

Renet, run!

What?

( screeching ) Aah!

( growling )

( evil laughter )

Farewell, Turtles.

Enjoy your exile here. Aah!

The timestress and I have a rather

pressing engagement with a meteor.

( evil laughter )

Renet...

1, 2, 3, 4!

♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪

1, 2, 3, 4!

♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪

( growling )

This stinks.

( grunting )

We've been tramping through this greenhouse for hours.

I know Renet said this was a big test for her,

but come on, it's looking like an F so far.

We're at Simultaneous center here.

Why doesn't he do something?

Because he's a grade A jerk.

I hope she's okay.

We're going to find her.

Renet's going to be okay.

She better be.

( groaning )

Oh, what a terrible nightmare. Aah.

We meet again, timestress, for the last time.

I do hope you're enjoying the view.

( evil laughter )

Let me go, creep! And give me back my scepter!

Your master is a fool to entrust you with such power.

And soon I'll use that power to destroy him.

So, what do you need me for?

I don't think he's going to come for me, if that's what you're--

You think I'm using you as bait?

No. My magic needs fuel.

The life of an apprentice timestress, for example.

( evil laughter )

( groaning )

Ah...

Ah-choo!

Don?

Ah-choo.

You okay, Don?

Do you need to rest?

Do you need a chip?

It's just this annoying cold.

But it's nothing compared to our real problem.

Even if we save Renet, I'm not sure we're going

to make it out of this.

We don't have much time.

Um, come again?

What's with the "we don't have much time"?

What are you talking about?

Well, from the looks of everything around here,

we're in the late Cretaceous Period.

And from the way Savanti has been talking

about extinction and meteors, see that?

Well, I don't think that's a star glowing up there.

I'll bet that's an asteroid.

The asteroid that's about to hit the planet.

You know, the cataclysmic disaster

that wiped out the dinosaurs?

Huh?

Thanks for the pep talk, Don.

This just keeps getting better and better.

Then I say let's get Renet

and get the shell out of here before the asteroid hits.

( gasping )

Hey, what's the-- Huh?

Whoa.

Great. How much you want to bet

Renet's in the top of that thing?

( growling )

It's a Velociraptor.

Oh, crud, those are the worst ones.

I saw "Jurassic Park" twice.

Please. That's a Velociraptor?

( laughs ) Scary.

Uh, guys? Huh?

( growling )

Did I mention they hunt in packs?

We have to get to that spire.

Give me a minute. I'll come up with a plan.

Leave it to me.

Hey, fido!

How'd you like some 20th century dino chow?

( growls )

Great. They're looking up here like

we're the dino chow.

That's your plan?

Mikey, they're carnivores. They won't each chips.

Oh, right. Whoops.

Aah.

Shell for brains.

( grunts )

( growling )

Looks like we're switching to plan B.

What's plan B?

I'll let you know as soon as I come up with it.

1, 2, 3, 4!

♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪

♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪

( growling )

Plan B, run! Head for the spire!

Run? That's your big time plan?

Raph, just go.

( grunting )

Aah!

Leo!

Mikey, quit playing around and give me your hand!

Gotcha. Wait around, he says, geesh.

I think I'll leave the strategy to you from now on.

Good plan.

Eww, please don't tell me this is what I think it is.

It's made out of fresh bones. Dinosaur bones.

Hundreds and thousands of them.

Ew! What did I just say?

I said don't tell me. Ew!

Mikey, come on.

Hey, um, sir?

Mr. Demon, can you let me down now?

This is, like, totally uncomfortable.

Seriously, I am totally done with this, okay?

The spells are cast.

Everything is in place.

Nothing can stop me now.

Savanti!

Let her go, demon!

Or else!

Leo! Guys!

Persistent little reptiles, aren't you?

No matter. Your fates are sealed.

Guys, he's, like, insane!

He's going to destroy the timeline! Aah!

Your timeline!

And me!

Fools. In a few minutes, my magic will call down

a bolt of Eldritch energy that will be channeled

through the time scepter, joining with its power

and incinerating your precious timestress.

Her destruction will release a blast of magical energy

straight into the seething molten core of the planet.

A blast of that magnitude would set off

every volcano in the Ring of Fire,

affecting the rotation of the Earth

just enough to cause the asteroid

that wiped out the dinosaurs to miss.

It would change the timeline.

Humanity would never rise, would never exist.

We would never exist.

( evil laughter )

No more Turtles, no more Renet.

And with the power that the sacrifice

of a timestress and an entire timeline

will give me, I'll have power enough

to rival Lord Simultaneous himself.

( evil laughter )

I will enjoy seeing you disappear into oblivion.

Disappear this, whack bag!

Raph, wait!

( grunting )

I was going to let the dinosaurs

destroy the four of you.

But if you insist, I'll do the job personally.

( grunting )

( evil laughter )

Ew!

Let's have some fun.

1, 2, 3, 4!

♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪

♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪

( evil laughter )

We don't have time for this.

Leo, quick, grab the time scepter!

Hey!

And save Renet!

We'll hold off Savanti!

( grunting )

( evil laughter )

Hang on, Renet.

( footsteps )

Aah.

Leo! ( grunting )

( evil laughter )

Pathetic.

I thought you creatures would offer me more sport.

Aah!

( grunting ) Whoa.

Raph!

This guy's really ticking me off.

Leo!

We need to stop the spell!

Savanti's magic has to be channeled

through the scepter to ignite the Ring of Fire.

We have to take the scepter out of the equation.

You go. I'll keep Savanti busy.

Whoa, careful, Don. It's totally a long way down.

Just hang on.

Aah!

Stay there, Renet. I promise I'll be right back.

Don! Hey, where are you going?

( grunting )

Oh.

Do you really think there's any conceivable way

I'd allow you to defeat me?

The time scepter is mine.

Aah!

( grunting )

And the girl will be sacrificed.

I don't think so, bone head.

( grunting )

Aah! No more games!

( grunting )

You cannot stop me.

I will destroy you and everything

you've ever known.

( evil laughter )

When I am done, there will be

no evidence that you ever existed.

( evil laughter )

Savanti!

Say goodbye to the time scepter, demon!

No!

( grunting )

Aah!

Ouch.

Don, you saved me.

You saved all of humanity.

And most importantly, I get to graduate. Yes.

( rumbling ) ( cracking )

Now what?

Romero's power must've been holding this thing together.

Everyone off.

Aah!

Well, we saved the future.

But that just means the asteroid will hit now.

I don't know when, three weeks, three months,

three years even, but it will hit.

And without the time scepter, we're doomed.

Trapped and doomed. Nice.

( grunting )

That one there.

That's the asteroid.

By my calculations, we still have two,

maybe three months before it hits.

I can't believe this is how it ends.

I mean, I know we saved all of humanity,

but to go out like this?

Who's hungry?

And you're sure there's no way

for you to contact Lord Simultaneous?

You'd think he'd come looking for you after three months.

For, like, the bazillionth time, no.

When are you going to give it a rest?

Hey, I ain't even started yet,

little miss "It'll be a breeze."

Huh, no way!

I, I don't believe it.

The time scepter! All: Huh?

It was inside the fish.

It must've swallowed it.

Awesome. Now we can go home.

Whoa there. Slow down.

I'm just saying, we've got dinner on the grill.

No need to rush.

Okay, I'm packed. Let's go.

Master Splinter, you're never going to believe this,

but-- Stop, please.

It is probably better that I do not know.

( gasps )

I--but--you--how?

April, it's probably better you don't know.

See?

Hmm.