Original subtitles

My name is Donatello and right now

I can't help but think of an old saying...

( growling )

Be careful what you wish for.

All my life, I've been fascinated

with what they call "terrible lizards"

and "thunder beasts."

Dinosaurs.

( thumping )

But now, amazingly, I got my wish.

Here I am in the Cretaceous Period,

65 million years ago, finally seeing them

with my own two eyes, while running for my life.

So, be careful what you wish for

or just like the dinosaurs, you might find yourself

facing sudden extinction!

♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪

Turtles, count it off!

1, 2, 3, 4!

- ♪ Turtles! ♪ - ♪ Mutant chain reaction ♪

- ♪ Turtles! ♪ - ♪ Never let us down ♪

- ♪ Turtles! ♪ - ♪ Ninjutsu action ♪

- ♪ Turtles! ♪ - ♪ It's a shell of a town ♪

Turtles, count it off!

- One! - ♪ Leonardo's always in control ♪

- Two! - ♪ The wiseguy is Michelangelo ♪

- Three! - ♪ Donatello, he's the brains of the bunch ♪

- Four! - ♪ Count on Raphael to throw the first punch ♪

- ♪ I love bein' ♪ - ♪ I love bein' ♪

♪ I love bein' a turtle ♪

♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪

- Turtles, count it off! - 1, 2, 3, 4!

- ♪ Turtles! ♪ - ♪ There's no one better ♪

- ♪ Turtles! ♪ - ♪ Watch out for Shredder ♪

- ♪ Turtles! ♪ - ♪ They're like no others ♪

- ♪ Turtles! ♪ - ♪ Those teenage brothers ♪

- 1, 2, 3, 4! - 1, 2, 3, 4!

♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪

( echoing ) ♪ Turtles, Turtles ♪

I'm telling you right now, this is a bad idea.

Raph's right, I've got a bad feeling about this.

What are you talking about?

This is going to be great.

How can you not be excited about being in a museum?

Boring. Boring.

You won't think that when we get to the main attraction.

Is it a snack bar? Because that I could get excited about.

( gasps )

The museum is closing in 20 minutes,

so there shouldn't be many people here, but keep a low profile.

( shivering )

Don?

Ah-choo. ( sneeze echoing )

Gesundheit.

That's not exactly what I meant by low profile.

Sorry. ( sniffling )

You okay, Don?

You've been looking a little under the weather lately.

Just a stuffy nose, nothing serious enough to miss this.

Dinosaurs.

Isn't this fantastic?

It's the biggest dinosaur exhibit in the country.

Yeah, this is way better than playing video games

and reading comic books. Thanks, Don.

You know, it's not too late to ditch this

and go find someone to fight.

Bishop's monsters are still out there.

Fighting them would be less painful than this.

Look. There's a Stegosaurus

and a Pteranodon skeleton.

Look. There's a nerd-a-saur.

And I see a geek-a-sarus-rex.

I've been a dinosaur fanatic

as long as I can remember.

Cool fossils, all the different species,

the mystery of their extinction.

What's not to like?

Besides, see that Archelon?

As turtles, we've got ancestors

that go all the way back, even before the Cretaceous Period.

Dinosaurs are like our ancient cousins.

Yeesh. And I thought Raph

was the ugliest relative we had.

Hardy-har, Mikey.

( roaring )

Aah!

What the... Mikey, Raph, easy.

( tour guide clears throat )

As I was saying...

( sighs )

Did I mention the animatronic exhibits?

They're state of the art.

Look, Donnie, chicken-a-sauruses.

( roaring )

( grunting )

And there's the king, the Tyrannosaurus Rex.

I'd hate to run into that in a dark alley.

Just imagine what it must've been like back then,

herds of dinosaurs grazing peacefully,

then thoom, thoom, thoom,

the T-Rex attacks.

( roars )

Hey, Don, is that a robot, too?

What?

Uh...

No. No, it's not.

( grunting ) ( growling )

Uh.

( evil laughing )

I'm assuming this isn't part of the exhibit?

I think that's a good assumption.

Greetings from the Cretaceous, you miserable reptiles.

( gasping )

( evil laughter )

1, 2, 3, 4!

♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪

♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪

( alarm beeping )

Huh?

( evil laughter )

I don't get paid enough for this.

Fitting I should find you freaks

here along with the dinosaurs.

For soon, you too shall be extinct.

That's Savanti Romero.

Savanti Romero?

Didn't you guys tell me he was banished

millions of years in the past?

That's what we thought.

There's nowhere you can hide from my magic.

Even from the distant past I can find you

and send this message of your impending inevitable doom.

A message of doom, when you care enough to send the very best.

You should never have interfered in my plans

to capture the time center.

And now you will pay.

Mark my words, Turtles, everything you know,

everything you care about, I will erase from the past.

I will destroy your futures.

I will deal with Lord Simultaneous

and his apprentice soon enough.

But wiping out your entire timeline

will be a good start to my revenge.

Enough of this noise! Bring it now, bonehead.

( evil laughter )

Should you wish to try and stop me,

I'll be waiting in the Ring of Fire.

Hey, I'm talkin' to you!

I can't take you guys anywhere.

Why is it all these bad guys don't stay down

when we put a beating on 'em?

Did you notice how it didn't respond to Raph?

It was weird, like a recording or a time capsule.

Like he knew we would be here tonight

and enchanted those bones from the past.

Do you think he can really make good on all those threats?

I don't know.

Magic's not really my thing.

Look. This is the Ring of Fire he mentioned.

It's a string of volcanoes that lines

the entire Pacific Ocean, from Japan to Alaska.

Well, that narrows it down.

It doesn't make sense.

He challenged us to stop him, but he must know

we don't have any way to get to him in the past.

We'd need a time machine.

( whirring )

Hi, guys.

Oh, wow, it is, like, so great to see you guys again.

Renet?

I can't believe it's, like, been so long.

Well, it seems like a long time,

but in no time, you never know.

( nervous laughter )

This can't be a coincidence.

Renet, what are you doing here?

I'm graduating.

Well, at least I am if I pass my final exam.

Lord Simultaneous says this chrono crisis is my final.

So I'm, like, totally stressed,

and if, no, not "if," when I pass,

I'll go from apprentice Timestress to Temporal

Infraction Explicator first grade.

So, that's Renet?

Yeah, she's kind of a lot to take in.

Renet, if Lord Simultaneous

knows this is happening,

why doesn't he just fix it?

He's the all-powerful

Master of Time, right?

Well, I...

like, because I'm supposed to do it.

It's my final exam.

And I came here to see if you guys want to help.

Guys, huddle up.

Okay, look, I know Savanti's setting a trap.

You know Savanti's setting a trap.

But we can't really leave this to Renet, can we?

Especially because if Savanti Romero can somehow destroy us

from the past, it should've happened already.

Meaning?

Meaning little Ms. Tick-tock over there might be

the one that goes back in time

and messes things up for all of us,

and I mean, all of us.

All right, Renet, we'll go with you

and help in any way we can.

Yes.

Trust me, this is going to be a breeze.

I've gotten, like, really good with the time scepter.

Here we go.

Whoa, I mean, hold on. Renet, right?

I'm April.

Of course I know you, April.

Remember when I showed you,

oh, wait, that hasn't happened yet.

Oops. Sorry. I always do that.

What? Look, can you just drop me off at home?

I don't think I'm up for a trip to the Cretaceous today.

Oh, no problem. Home it is.

Hmm?

I meant my home.

Master Splinter, you're never going to believe this--

Stop, please, it is probably better that I do not know.

( grunting )

Hey, I thought you said you were getting good with that thing.

I am.

( squawking )

Wow, I, like, actually did it.

Should we be worried she sounds so surprised?

This is incredible.

Look at it all.

Look. There's an Apatosaurus,

a real living Apatosaurus.

( growling )

On your toes, guys.

We might look like snacks to some of these things.

I ain't afraid of no prehistoric dino brain.

Whoa, we need to be careful while we're here.

This isn't some other dimension

or an alternate universe.

This is our world's past.

Anything we do could alter the future.

We could unintentionally change our entire timeline.

We can't leave anything behind, and we have to...

( panting )

Ah-choo.

Gesundheit.

So if I leave these clothes here,

you think some archeologist in the present

would find them and freak out?

Maybe. It looks like we better pack everything up.

Let's get moving.

Now, the first thing we need to do

is get a fix on our loc-- Ah...

Ah-choo. ( sneeze echoing )

( growling )

( sniffing )

Sorry. Huh?

( stampeding )

( growling )

Gesundheit?

1, 2, 3, 4!

♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪

♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪

( squawking )

Ugh, way to go sneeze-y!

I said I was sorry!

Run!

Watch it!

Whoa!

Renet! Use the scepter!

Get us out of here!

Oh, right!

Ooh, why aren't you working?

I thought we had an understanding.

Renet, wake up!

And to think April bailed on this.

Yeah, she'd probably love it.

Heads up, Mikey.

Hey, check me out!

( growling )

( laughing )

( grunting )

Yeehaw!

Mikey, follow me!

Aah!

Hey, Don! Donnie!

Over here!

Whoa!

( grunting )

Well, that was fun, in a scaring-ly,

almost lost our lives sort of way.

Yeah, really nice save with the time scepter.

Uh...

Ugh, it's not my fault.

The time scepter's not working.

And let me guess, we're stuck here.

I don't know what happened.

Here, let me take a look at it.

Maybe something shook loose during the stampede.

( dinosaur growl ) Hey.

( sniffing )

Hi, big fella.

I think he likes you, Raph.

You should embrace this.

Not many people think you smell good.

Ugh...

Huh?

Lose something?

What?

This.

I always keep a spare bag of chips around.

You never know when you might need a snack.

( growls )

Ah, you're a good dino, aren't yeah?

I'm going to call you Zog.

Maybe you're Zog's great great great

great great great grand pappy.

Zog was an alien, Mikey, and I hate

to point out that you could've just changed

all of human history by feeding that dinosaur

a potato chip from the future.

Ow.

Way to go, doofus.

Renet, are you sure the scepter isn't working?

Oh, I think it's overheating.

It's not supposed to glow red.

( chirping )

( growling )

What is it Zog? Huh?

Who is a good boy?

What do you see, my doggy woggy good boy?

( rustling )

Something's coming.

( growls )

Deinonychus, one of the most vicious of the carnivores.

What'd you say before, Renet?

Refresh my memory.

Oh yeah, "Trust me, this is going to be a breeze."

1, 2, 3, 4!

♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪

♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪

( growling )

Heads up, everyone, the Deinonychus

is one of the smartest of the dinosaurs.

They're fast, with powerful jaws,

and they have a razor sharp sickle claw on each foot.

You know, being a dino fanatic was a lot more endearing

when we weren't about to be eaten by an actual dinosaur.

Anything else we need to know?

Uh, did I mention...

they can jump?

Whoa.

( growls )

Nice lizard.

( grunting )

( growls )

Aah.

All right, Renet, just stay behind me.

Ah-choo. ( sneeze echoing )

Saved by a sneeze. Now, that's embarrassing.

Don! Get up!

Oh, look out!

Get away from him, you smelly thing.

Renet, no.

All right, Zog.

Way to go, Zog!

Good soldier!

( snorting )

Hey, why'd they leave?

You think we scared them off?

Nope.

You think something really horrible is coming now?

Yep.

( rustling )

( rumbling ) ( snapping )

( crash ) ( gasping )

( stomp ) ( gasping )

( stomping )

Whatever it is, it's big.

( stomping )

Big and friendly?

More like big and hungry.

( growling )

Savanti Romero.

Aah.

( growls )

( evil laughter )

Welcome, Turtles...

to your extinction.

( evil laughter )

( growling )

( heavy footsteps )