Original subtitles

Usagi: The paths we walk in life

are different for each of us.

Good morning, Innkeep.

Yeah, yeah.

Huh?

Eh.

Some walk the land without a care in the world...

( gasping )

...while some choose to take on burdens

that would crush the spirits of most.

Ah!

Hmm?

( sniffs )

The land cares little of which path you choose,

but its inhabitants are another matter entirely.

Ah!

Merchant, how much are you asking for these tantalizing delicacies?

( screams )

Clearly, this is not our land.

Gennosuke and I came to visit old friends,

but I fear now that our presence has done more harm than good.

What the?

( car alarm )

♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪

Turtles, count it off!

1, 2, 3, 4!

- ♪ Turtles! ♪ - ♪ Mutant chain reaction ♪

- ♪ Turtles! ♪ - ♪ Livin' underground ♪

- ♪ Turtles! ♪ - ♪ Ninjutsu action ♪

- ♪ Turtles! ♪ - ♪ It's a shell of a town ♪

Turtles, count it off!

- One! - ♪ Leonardo's always in control ♪

- Two! - ♪ The wise guy is Michelangelo ♪

- Three! - ♪ Donatello, he's the brains of the bunch ♪

- Four! - ♪ Count on Raphael to throw the first punch ♪

- ♪ I love bein' ♪ - ♪ I love bein' ♪

♪ I love bein' a turtle ♪

♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪

Turtles, count it off!

1, 2, 3, 4!

- ♪ Turtles! ♪ - ♪ There's no one better ♪

- ♪ Turtles! ♪ - ♪ We shredded Shredder ♪

- ♪ Turtles! ♪ - ♪ They're like no others ♪

- ♪ Turtles! ♪ - ♪ Those teenage brothers ♪

- 1, 2, 3, 4! - 1, 2, 3, 4!

♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪

( echoing ) ♪ Turtles, Turtles ♪

( grunting )

I'm telling you, Leo's going mental.

I don't see what the big deal is.

You guys are always training.

So Leo's training more, so what?

I'd be training too, but, you know, it's new comic book day.

What?

Raph's right, Casey.

Leo's gotten really intense.

Ever since our final showdown with The Shredder,

he just seems so angry.

I'm just saying someone's gotta do something,

or I'm gonna have to give Leo some therapy,

butt-kicking therapy.

Oh, I think maybe Raph's just jealous.

Leo's stealing your thunder.

Maybe you need your butt kicked too, bonehead.

I think all of you should lay off the poor guy.

I mean, it can't be fun always being the responsible one,

and we're the ones who really benefit.

Raph's free not to think

because Leo does all the thinking for him.

Don's free to dream, and I'm free to take it easy,

all 'cause Leonardo is busy being responsible enough for all of us.

( shouts )

My--my bag!

That is it! You've had it, psycho boy!

Easy, Raph!

You hear me?

( Raphael grunting )

Raphael, enough!

Calm yourself and listen.

We are about to receive guests.

( blows )

My friends.

Usagi!

Welcome, friend.

Usagi.

Greetings, Turtles.

And Gen. Great.

You're in luck.

I've decided to give you another chance to impress me

with this world of yours.

You honor us with your presence, Miyamoto Usagi.

Thank you, Sensei.

After witnessing your holiday festivities,

I decided that I should like to see more of your world.

You traveled through the Battle Nexus?

No Leonardo-san.

An old friend aided me with a ritual

so that we could come directly to this world.

Good to see you again, Saru Clan.

Now, let's find something to eat?

What'd he call me?

Uh...

A monkey.

Okay. I think I'll catch up with you guys later.

So, how do you like the Tortuga Brothers Big Apple tour so far?

Your city is quite impressive.

It's so big, so shiny,

and those buildings, that's a lot of torches.

Tourists.

Oh, you ain't seen nothing yet.

If you want to experience New York,

I've got two words for you: hot dogs.

- Huh? - Huh?

Huh?

( burps )

Mmm.

I'm sorry, Michelangelo.

Tell me again what this is made of.

( crowd cheering )

Truly amazing.

Now this is a city!

So much life, so much food,

so much money.

Not too shabby, huh?

That's why they call it the greatest city on Earth.

Really?

Well, our Earth, anyway.

As wonderful as this world is, it makes me long

for the open fields and simple pleasures of our world,

eh, Gennosuke?

Gen?

Hmm.

Ah, Kojima, have you found them?

( snorts )

I am working on it, Lord Hebi.

I have tracked the bounty hunter and the ronin

through the wizard's portal,

they will lead me right to the Kame ninja,

the one named Leonardo.

Excellent.

The Ansatsuhen guild does not disappoint.

I have only one request.

When you find them and destroy all three of them,

make sure it's very slow and very painful.

( hisses )

1, 2, 3, 4!

♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪

1, 2, 3, 4!

♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪

The sharpest blade in all the lands is useless

in untrained hands,

but I wonder what they say of overtrained hands.

Usagi, I didn't think anyone would be awake

so early after last night.

I wanted to speak with you alone, Leonard-san.

Your eyes betray you.

They show me the oppressive burden

you have chosen to shoulder.

Someone has to carry it.

Up for some sparring?

( grunting )

My family needed me and I couldn't save them.

I was useless.

I wasn't good enough.

I understand your fear and anger in this, Leonardo-san.

My own master was cut down in battle

right by my side.

It was my duty to protect him.

I, too, failed.

Usagi, I'm sorry.

I didn't know.

Failure, fear.

In the lives we lead, these things are inevitable.

How we deal with them,

that is the true test of our character.

I know, but it's just that I--

Hey! Gen's gone!

( humming )

( barking )

Huh?

Hmm?

( whimpers )

Ah!

I like your style, friend.

Ah!

Raphael: I don't know about you guys, but I'm stumped.

We've searched the whole city.

Where could Gen be?

He could be in trouble.

Gennosuke has his flaws,

but I'm confident he can take care of himself

should he run into trouble.

Gen can't just go wandering the streets,

especially in broad daylight.

This is why we showed you the city at night.

You see, creatures like us,

we're not the norm on this world.

Well, for a six-foot-tall rhino, he sure ain't easy to find.

Yeah. And even if we find him, how are we gonna

pull him out without us being seen?

Time to call in reinforcements.

Don, we need Casey down here now.

You know he's asleep.

Raph, you call.

How do you track anything in this city of stone?

If Gen's down there, we should know pretty soon,

you know, from the screams, the sirens.

( snorts )

Ah, the bounty hunter, he is close.

( screaming )

See? Just follow the screams.

( screaming )

Hey, hey, wait.

I said I had plenty of gold.

( camera shutter clicks )

What is it?

- Look at that! - Look over here!

Hey, you in the costume, freeze!

1, 2, 3, 4!

♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪

1, 2, 3, 4!

♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪

( shouting )

Hands in the air.

( laughs )

What are you supposed to be, little one?

One of the Shogun's soldiers?

I said hands in the air.

Do it now!

Sorry, I don't feel like playing these games.

Ah, shell!

Should we intervene?

Hang on, there's Casey.

Oh, crud.

Last chance. Get down on the ground.

Michelangelo: Help! Help!

( screams ) Help!

An ugly short guy is attacking me!

He's really, really ugly!

Help!

You are such a mutant.

( laughs )

Ah! Help!

Masher! Masher, help! Ah!

Hey, uh, Jim, time to go or we'll be late

for that costume party we're going to

in your costume.

Listen, fellow, I don't know what your prattling on about,

but--oh, Saru, it's you.

I'm not done here. Go away.

Hey, I am not a monkey, now, get on.

( sniffing )

Yes. I have your scent now, foolish one,

and your allies as well.

Casey's got him.

He'll meet us back at the lair.

That was close.

Disaster averted.

Now, how about we get the shell out of here!

Come on, Mikey, I'm not exactly enjoying the view down here.

Oh, right. Sorry, I--

- Hey! - What the?

( shouting )

Gotcha!

And apparently, reports of a rhino loose on the lower east side.

In world news--

Who are you, stranger?

Surely my reputation precedes me, ronin.

Kojima. It can't be.

Miyamoto Usagi and the Kame Leonardo,

I presume.

I look forward to testing myself against you.

Don't even think it, piggy.

Look out!

No!

Guys, the roof, move!

( shouting )

This will be easier than I expected.

1, 2, 3, 4!

♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪

1, 2, 3, 4!

♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪

And I was so looking forward to a challenge.

Ah!

Don!

Now, just the three of us.

Don't worry,

I'll find the bounty hunter later.

He is on Lord Hebi's list as well as Lord Noriyuki.

Hebi, he hired the Assassin's Guild?

None other.

You and your comrades have no chance against me.

Leonardo, tread carefully.

Kojima is a legend in my world,

an assassin and weapon's master without equal.

In your world maybe, but not in mine.

I don't get it.

They should have been back by now.

Ninja hospitality.

With any luck, they will return with food.

( grunting )

( coughs )

( grunts )

Usagi, I can't see!

( chuckles )

No!

All right, Mikey, rise and shine.

I love--ow--being a Turtle.

Ow!

You're lucky your shell is as thick as your head.

Come on, we've got to get back up there.

You may not have him, assassin.

( grunting )

( gasps )

Kojima will remember you, ronin.

Take comfort in that.

No!

You will leave my friends and my family alone!

Come! Come!

I am Kojima, greatest of all assassins!

I am--

( grunts )

Kojima.

- Aww, going so soon, Gen? - I hate to leave,

but there must be a fortune's bounty on this assassin's head.

I think I can convince Usagi to cut me in.

Yeah, it's too bad.

- We'll miss you. - Be sure to write.

Perhaps I'll come back soon and see more of your world.

I heard of a place, they call it Las Vegas.

I would very much like to see it.

How about in a hundred or so years?

Thank you for visiting, Usagi.

It's always good to see you.

Leonardo-san, you must let go of this pain you carry,

these feelings of guilt.

A true Bushido warrior accepts what he cannot change.

I am grateful for your concern, Usagi,

but I will decide what I can and cannot change.

I wish you a good journey, my friend.

Thank you, Miyamoto Usagi.

When I asked you to come, I hoped you could reach him,

but I fear my son is now

traveling down a difficult path.

A path it seems he must travel alone.

I wish you good luck, Master Splinter.

Farewell, my friends.

( laughs ) So long, boys.

Ah! Stop him! Don't let him go!

- Mikey? - What now, shell for brains?

My Silver Sentry comics,

Gen, he--he took them, all of them.

No!