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Bishop: For more years than I can remember,

I have stood watch.

Preparing for a day I've long known was inevitable.

The alien threat is real.

And the world has suffered at the hand of these invaders.

The world must be prepared.

It must always be vigilant.

And I will make sure it is...

no matter what the cost.

♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪

Turtles, count it off!

1, 2, 3, 4!

- ♪ Turtles! ♪ - ♪ Mutant chain reaction ♪

- ♪ Turtles! ♪ - ♪ Livin' underground ♪

- ♪ Turtles! ♪ - ♪ Ninjutsu action ♪

- ♪ Turtles! ♪ - ♪ It's a shell of a town ♪

Turtles, count it off!

- One! - ♪ Leonardo's always in control ♪

- Two! - ♪ The wise guy is Michelangelo ♪

- Three! - ♪ Donatello, he's the brains of the bunch ♪

- Four! - ♪ Count on Raphael to throw the first punch ♪

- ♪ I love bein' ♪ - ♪ I love bein' ♪

♪ I love bein' a turtle ♪

♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪

- Turtles, count it off! - 1, 2, 3, 4!

- ♪ Turtles! ♪ - ♪ There's no one better ♪

- ♪ Turtles! ♪ - ♪ We shredded Shredder ♪

- ♪ Turtles! ♪ - ♪ They're like no others ♪

- ♪ Turtles! ♪ - ♪ Those teenage brothers ♪

- 1, 2, 3, 4! - 1, 2, 3, 4!

♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪

( echoing ) ♪ Turtles, Turtles ♪

Agent Bishop, how was Washington?

I hear it's lovely this time of year.

It was disappointing.

Status report.

We're on schedule.

Normally playing Dr. Frankenstein

would be beneath me, but I must admit

you have me intrigued.

These organic manipulations you've requested

are mostly cosmetic, nothing that would further

your super soldier program.

Why?

Your project here has a much different goal, Doctor.

After the fiasco with Oroku Saki's ship,

and the escape of T9581, the bureaucrats in D.C.

intend to cut our funding.

Your work will make sure that doesn't happen.

Trust me, Doctor, soon we'll have unlimited funding

right from the president himself.

The president?

How are you going to manage that?

In three weeks the president will be

in New York to address the U.N.

While he's there, we'll demonstrate

the necessity of my work.

The job of the Earth Protection Force

is to defend this planet from invasion.

But in the absence of a current alien threat,

we're going to create one.

( crowd cheering )

Michelangelo: Come on, Don, I want to see.

Donatello: There's a Secret Service agent

and another one, and--

My turn.

Ooh, Turtle vision.

Will you guys knock it off?

There's Secret Service everywhere.

We never should have come here.

Come on, Leo.

The president's only in town one day.

This is an important speech.

It could determine the future of space exploration

for years to come.

Yeah. And it's at the United Nations.

And it's the President of the United States.

We might as well just check into a lab and ask to be dissected.

Chill, Leo.

Just think of it as stealth training.

After all, the Secret Service

is supposed to be the best of the best.

I should be a Secret Service agent.

Yeah. I hear they're looking

for short green agents.

They really blend in.

Ow.

Hey.

You so asked for that one.

Ladies and gentlemen, the President

of the United States of America.

( crowd cheering )

Look, there he is.

Thank you, ladies and gentlemen of the press.

I'd just like to say a few words about today's historic meeting

- of the United Nations. - ( loud whirring )

Huh?

( loud whirring )

Well, I said it would be historic.

1, 2, 3, 4!

♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪

1, 2, 3, 4!

♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪

( loud whirring )

( crowd screaming )

Hey, look, an alien invasion.

You don't see that every day.

Oh, wait, yeah we do.

It looks something out of an old movie.

They're not Triceraton or Federation ships,

or even Utrom.

They're something new.

And hopefully friendly.

This can't be happening.

Mr. President, get back in the vehicle.

We're getting you out of here, sir.

Now.

Ugh!

- Hang on. - ( tires screeching )

( grunting )

Mr. President, stay down.

( growling )

So much for friendly.

Yo, Leo, where you going?

Don't you think we need a plan?

We take out every alien we see, that's the plan.

Come on.

What's the status of the president?

We stopped his limo, sir.

Should we collect?

Hmm.

Let him squirm a bit.

Continue the show, then we'll reel him in.

Think we can keep him?

I don't have time to whack you, Mikey. Move.

Just grab him and let's get out of here.

That may be harder than it looks.

( speaks alien language )

1, 2, 3, 4!

♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪

1, 2, 3, 4!

♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪

Something's not right here.

These aliens, they're using

Federation and Triceraton weapons.

All the more reason to go in.

Come on.

( grunting )

Ew.

Hyah! Hyah!

Hyah! Hyah!

Oh, come on.

( grunting )

( growling )

That's my annoying sibling you're trying to eat there, Smiley.

Why can't we ever get cute, furry alien invaders?

Stay focused.

Ew, he slimed me.

- You wear it well. - You think?

I do.

Interfering freaks.

Get me Stockman.

How goes your production, Agent Bishop?

Are you the next Orson Welles yet?

Your aliens are decomposing ahead of schedule, Doctor.

Explain.

Decomposing ahead of schedule?

But that shouldn't be.

Doctor, time is of the essence.

Your parameters were to make them able

to follow basic orders and fire weapons.

The hand-to-hand fighting wasn't on the list.

The physical battering must be accelerating the breakdown.

Looks like they're not the only ones

whose bodies are breaking down.

Another time, Doctor.

( grunts )

Ready the saucer, we're cutting the invasion short.

Take the eagle now.

If the Turtles get in the way, eliminate them.

Well, one thing's for sure, they don't make aliens

like they used to.

Can I freak out now?

Don, what is going on here?

Hang on.

Let me get a sample of...

What on Earth?

I think this is a transmitter.

All right, fan out, secure the area.

Move it. Move it.

You heard the man. Go, go, go!

Oh, this is nuts.

All clear.

What about the president?

He's still out cold in the back of the limo.

Hey, the Army has him now.

They can take care of him, right?

( loud whirring )

Whoa!

This is bad.

What was your first clue?

Aliens abducting the president?

Guys, these readings are really weird.

When I shift through the electromagnetic spectrum,

it reveals that all those spaceships aren't real.

The ships, they're fake, illusions.

What just took the president then?

Well, that one's real...

but the others aren't.

Someone is trying to make everyone

think there's an invasion going on.

Fake aliens, fake ships.

Don, what are you doing?

We have to go. The president.

I knew it. Someone's sending a signal to this thing.

Someone was controlling those aliens.

Can you track the signal?

Already done.

We follow this signal, we find who's behind this.

Oh, I hate this techno crud.

Just show me what to hit.

Hollow imaging systems at 100%.

Saucer control is tracking perfectly.

The president is on board and I've changed course

to the rendezvous coordinates.

Excellent.

There's our target.

Anything look familiar to anyone?

Oh, yeah. That's one of those whacko Bishop's vehicles.

Here we go.

Huh?

Driver. Driver, report.

You.

No, don't shoot, you'll hurt the equipment.

Here's our transmitter.

Hmm. Now how to shut it down.

I suggest a four wood.

Hyah!

Nice one, Donnie.

( grunting )

- ( keypad beeps ) - ( screams )

What is this?

The planet Earth.

The alien menace has ended.

We took out the satellite end.

Poof, no more alien ships.

You did what?

Ugh.

No. No!

The saucer was remote controlled via satellite, you fool.

Nice one, Einstein.

1, 2, 3, 4!

♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪

1, 2, 3, 4!

♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪

Whoa!

Any ideas?

Just one.

Jump!

Yeah, that might have been a mistake.

You think?

I vote Don goes in first.

I've never seen anything like this before.

It's not a warship, not like the Triceraton

or Federation ships.

Man, Bishop is full of surprises.

Aah.

Why aren't the slime brothers moving?

Maybe they're on a union break or something.

I think when the satellite dish went down,

they just didn't have any instructions.

Kind of like robots.

Bishop: Very astute, Donatello.

Why, Bishop? All these games for what?

For the good of all mankind.

Haven't you heard?

I'm making the world a safer place.

And on that note, I have to save the president.

Are you that whacked in the head?

The only place you're going is painville.

I don't think so.

My sleeping pets are all rested

and in need of a few playmates.

( growling )

Play nice, boys.

I've got a job to do.

It's slime time again.

Raph, you and Don go after Bishop.

I'll bet he'll lead you right to the president.

Mikey and I will catch up.

Wait a minute, they get to leave,

but I have to stay and fight aliens

that pop open like giant zits?

Leo, right now I think your plan stinks.

Bishop to Omega Squadron, rendezvous in ten

in the probe room for extraction.

Confirm Omega.

Hyah!

( grunting )

You're a fascinating specimen,

but nothing can be allowed to threaten my work.

Hyah!

Aah!

Come on, we have to find the president.

Wait, I want to hear him hit bottom.

Go! Go!

What the shell are you guys doing?

( growling )

Bring it on.

Raph, come on!

Oh, but I like it when they go pop.

( groans, gasps )

( growling )

No!

What do you want?

- Say something. - ( banging on door )

( chuckles )

Hi.

We are so busted.

We'll worry about that later.

Right now we have to get him out of here.

No! No!

Stay away!

Agent Bishop, help me!

Those--those aliens--

I sure hope he isn't talking about us.

We're here to save you, sir.

Open fire.

Aah!

This is messed up.

We can't let Bishop take the president, can we?

If Bishop wanted to hurt him,

he would have done it already.

There's more going on than we know.

Come on, we have to get out of here.

I owe you my life, Agent Bishop.

Whatever your project needs,

money, men, whatever it is, say the word.

Come along, sir.

You can count on me.

Announcer: More details are coming in from the alien invasion.

The president is safely back in Washington.

He spoke to the country from the White House

this morning, pledging to renew

funding for the Earth Defense Force.

Money.

This was all about money.

I would like to thank the Earth Defense Force

for rescuing me from the invaders,

and I have their assurance that the invaders

-will be hunted down. - Huh?

The alien threat is very real, and I'm told we're only

beginning to learn just how dangerous

these creatures can be.

But we can all rest easier knowing that

the Earth Defense Force will continue

their fine, fine work.