Original subtitles

Man:I awoke in the mud

and the slime of a filthy river.

I don't know where I am

or even who I am.

I'm haunted by glimpses, momentary fragments

of a life I think I had.

But what life do I have now?

What am I, but a monster?

And now all will fear me!

Because everything fears the monster.

♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪

♪ Turtles, count it off! ♪

♪ One, two, three, four! ♪

- ♪ Turtles! ♪ - ♪ Mutant chain reaction ♪

- ♪ Turtles! ♪ - ♪ Livin' underground ♪

- ♪ Turtles! ♪ - ♪ Ninjutsu action ♪

- ♪ Turtles! ♪ - ♪ It's a shell of a town ♪

♪ Turtles, count it off! ♪

- ♪ One! ♪ - ♪ Leonardo's always in control ♪

- ♪ Two! ♪ - ♪ The wise guy is Michelangelo ♪

- ♪ Three! ♪ - ♪ Donatello, he's the brains of the bunch ♪

- ♪ Four! ♪ - ♪ Count on Raphael to throw the first punch ♪

( grunts )

- ♪ I love bein' ♪ - ♪ I love bein' ♪

♪ I love bein' a turtle ♪

♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪

♪ Turtles, count it off! ♪

♪ One, two, three, four! ♪

- ♪ Turtles! ♪ - ♪ There's no one better ♪

- ♪ Turtles! ♪ - ♪ We shredded Shredder ♪

- ♪ Turtles! ♪ - ♪ They're like no others ♪

- ♪ Turtles! ♪ - ♪ Those teenage brothers ♪

♪ One, two, three, four! One, two, three, four! ♪

♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪

( echoing ) ♪ Turtles, Turtles ♪

Is it perfect or what?

Used to take the train out here after school to raise some, uh--

Uh, you know, to get away from it all.

I didn't know there were any places like this left in the boroughs.

Room to move, shadows everywhere to hide in.

It's like a ninja playground!

What do you think, Leo?

We're losing daylight. Let's get training.

Yes, sir, Mr. Sunshine, sir.

( grunts )

( groans )

Michelangelo: All right, we ready to play?

Donatello: What's this screwy game called again?

It's called Stealth Hunters.

Yours truly is the Stealth Master.

I get 30 seconds head start

and then you guys start hunting.

Picture Capture the Flag, ninja style.

He'll be wearing a bandanna that we have to take from him.

So far, none of us has been able to protect the bandanna for longer than 15 minutes.

But then none of you is Michelangelo!

Battle Nexus champion!

And he who moves like the shadow.

Hey, shadow, think fast.

- Ow! - ( laughs )

- One, two, three, go! - Hey!

Clock's tickin', bros! Catch me if you can! ( laughs )

Anybody else want to leave the Battle Nexus champion here to play by himself?

And miss a chance to tag Mikey? You gotta be kidding.

♪ La, da, dee La, da, da ♪

Whoo-whoo-whoo-whoo-whoo.

( chuckles )

Man, this place is even bigger than I thought!

Plenty of places for a ninja turtle to hide.

Donatello: Oh, let's split up and find that chowder head!

And, Casey, don't get lost!

'Cause I ain't looking for you too!

Gotcha!

( sighs ) Keep messing around, Mikey,

and I might start playing rough!

Come out, come out, wherever you are.

You don't know the power of the dark side, Casey Jones.

Hey! Hey! I saw that!

Get back here!

I know that was you, Mikey!

Michelangelo? You weasely turtle.

Easy on the windows, Leo. It's just an exercise.

I thought I saw something, something that wasn't Michelangelo.

It was just right here.

Raphael: Oh, Mikey, that is the worst hiding place ever.

That is just sad.

And unsanitary.

Game over, Mikey. Come on out.

( grunts )

( gasps )

Rats?

I think we found your ghost, Leo.

Maybe.

( panting )

Okay, so they're getting closer.

A little too close.

No problemo. The record's just 15 minutes.

And it's already been...

three and a half?

Oh, man! Oh!

Leo? Raph?

You know I'm supposed to be the stealth guy here, right? Right?

Huh?

( whimpering ) Anybody there?

( grunts )

♪ One, two, three, four! ♪

♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪

♪ One, two, three, four! ♪

♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪

( groaning )

Who the shell are you?

( laughing )

( laughs ) No, seriously, dude.

Um, freaky psycho guy? I--

Ah!

- Anything? - Nothing.

I almost had him.

I looked everywhere, guys,

but couldn't find him.

It ain't like Mikey to be this good at Stealth Hunter.

We usually find him in the first two minutes.

Wanna bet he cheated?

Probably back in the Battle Shell playing video games right now.

- It isn't right! - Relax, Master Leo. Casey's just joking.

Not that. We're being followed.

( snarling )

Mikey?

( laughing )

Uh, that ain't Mikey.

( laughing )

Don't let him go!

( rats squealing )

Focus, Mikey. Block out the rats.

The scary, hungry, turtle-eating-- Ah!

You wanna go for a ride, huh?

Everybody on the Mikey train!

Ha! Mikey, one!

Rats... all over me!

Get off of me!

He's baiting us!

Like rats in a maze!

Yeah, well, I ain't no lab rat.

Whoa! Should he be able to do that?

By all human measures, no.

Not making me feel any better, bro.

Aw, we lost him!

( roaring )

( laughs )

Michelangelo: Get 'em off! Ouch! Hey! Help!

Get 'em off of me! Get 'em off of me!

Mikey! Hey, Leo, we found--

Aw, shell.

Come on!

( laughing )

- Not him again! - Again?

That's the freak wad who tied me up

and tried to feed me to the rats.

( squealing )

( laughing )

♪ One, two, three, four! ♪

♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪

♪ One, two, three, four! ♪

♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪

( laughing )

They're only rats. How bad could this be?

Uh, Casey?

Yikes!

Let's try the door!

( grunting )

No good!

Get away from the walls, now!

Easy, rodents. Nice rodents.

Have I mentioned my sensei was a rat?

Master Splinter? Any relatives here with us today?

Ugly little suckers, ain't you?

Ah!

There must be hundreds!

We'll never take them all out at this rate.

We don't have to. Just show them we're one meal that's not worth the trouble.

( grunts )

( roaring )

Turtle is off the menu!

Monster: No!

- ( cracking ) - ( groaning )

Goonga!

What's the deal with this freak?

I don't know, but I feel like I've seen these moves before.

The rats are coming back in!

Then it's time we busted out!

( yelling )

Ah!

Nice going, bro!

I always said you were thick as a brick.

( grunts ) What happened to ugly?

( roaring )

( laughing )

You gotta admit, the dude has some sweet moves.

I've had enough of this madness!

( laughing )

It's over.

Let's get outta here.

♪ One, two, three, four! ♪

♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪

♪ One, two, three, four! ♪

♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪

( screaming )

( gasps )

( yells )

What's wrong with you?

- ( coughs ) - Look!

Come on!

Leo!

Stay back! He's mine!

( laughing )

That guy's cracked, bro.

We can't leave Leo alone with him.

We don't know the limits of his strength and skill. Even with the five of us.

If Leo gets in trouble, I'm the first one in there.

But right now...

...it looks to me like Leo's got more than one monster to work out of his system.

Go, bro!

( yells )

Guys, get outta the way!

Look out!

( coughing )

Leo!

Mikey, watch your step!

Whoa! It's rat central!

( groans )

Leo, let's go!

( growls )

( grunts )

Look out!

- Gotcha! - Leo, hang on!

( yells )

( screaming )

Ugh!

( groans )

( coughing )

Hey, I still got the bandanna on.

It's been, what, like 45 minutes easy.

I am the stealthiest, heavyweight most ninjaesque ninja turtle of all time!

Whoo-hoo! Ow!

Monster: They've fled by now,

but I will haunt their nightmares

for many days to come.

I am the monster they will never escape!

Everything fears me.

Everything...

except...

the rats.

( theme music playing )