Original subtitles

( geese honking )

Michelangelo: Who would have guessed that getting back to nature

with my bro's would turn into a sci-fi marathon?

Whoa!

There's nothing cooler than slimy,

slippery space-creatures, giant alien blobs...

( grunting )

cosmic rock creatures with a bad attitude,

or an intergalactic catfight!

And here I thought our camping trip was going to be boring.

Silly me!

( screams )

♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪

♪ Turtles, count it off! ♪

♪ One, two, three, four! ♪

- ♪ Turtles! ♪ - ♪ Mutant chain reaction ♪

- ♪ Turtles! ♪ - ♪ Livin' underground ♪

- ♪ Turtles! ♪ - ♪ Ninjutsu action ♪

- ♪ Turtles! ♪ - ♪ It's a shell of a town ♪

♪ Turtles, count it off! ♪

- ♪ One! ♪ - ♪ Leonardo's always in control ♪

- ♪ Two! ♪ - ♪ The wise guy is Michelangelo ♪

- ♪ Three! ♪ - ♪ Donatello, he's the brains of the bunch ♪

- ♪ Four! ♪ - ♪ Count on Raphael to throw the first punch ♪

- ♪ I love bein' ♪ - ♪ I love bein' ♪

♪ I love bein' a turtle ♪

♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪

♪ Turtles, count it off! ♪

♪ One, two, three, four! ♪

- ♪ Turtles! ♪ - ♪ There's no one better ♪

- ♪ Turtles! ♪ - ♪ We shredded Shredder ♪

- ♪ Turtles! ♪ - ♪ They're like no others ♪

- ♪ Turtles! ♪ - ♪ Those teenage brothers ♪

♪ One, two, three, four! One, two, three, four! ♪

♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪

( echoing ) ♪ Turtles, Turtles ♪

( sighs )

Just look at this place.

They don't build turn of the century sawmills like this anymore.

Probably because it's not the turn of the century anymore.

Let's stow our stuff and go exploring.

You coming, Leo?

Ah, leave him. He doesn't want to play, he doesn't want to play.

Cool.

Race you guys to the top!

He-he, we'll give you a head start since you just got your legs busted.

Thanks but I don't need it.

See ya...

April: Such a beautiful night out, guys.

Sure is, April.

Hey, uh, Master Splinter, isn't it time

for your bedtime meditation or something?

No, I...

( clears throat )

Oh, yes, I did not realize how late it was,

past my bedtime, in fact.

- Night, Sensei. - Good night.

( yawning )

Hmm. Heh.

Ha-ha, I win!

Hey, how did you...?

Well, looks like a silent partner has decided to join us.

Look, a shooting star.

Awesome.

Whoa, it turned?

That would indicate it's not a shooting star

but some kind of piloted mechanism.

Who cares, Donnie. Run!

( all shouting )

( grunting )

I'm alive!

What the shell was that?

Well, Mr. Big Mouth, I think we're gonna find out.

( speaking foreign language )

Hold it right there, sparky.

Hey, guys, maybe it's friendly.

Donnie could be right. Let me try something.

Klaatu barata nikto.

( gun powers up )

♪ One, two, three, four! ♪

♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪

♪ One, two, three, four! ♪

♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪

( beeping )

( grunting )

( grunts )

( shouts )

( grunts )

Leo, it's over. Back off, bro.

Huh?

Whoa! It's a girl.

Doesn't look like she's from around here.

Blue skin your first clue?

Yeah. But where did she come from?

( grumbling )

( clears throat )

Uh...

Come in.

Yo, Master Splinter, you're like wise and all that kind of stuff.

I need some advice.

What do you do if you got feelings for somebody

and you just want to tell them something really important

but you don't know how to do it?

I am not an expert in such matters.

But I am sure you should simply be yourself and trust your instincts.

Uh, Master Splinter, it's me we're talking about here.

Hmm. Yes, I see.

Then perhaps a large breakfast,

served in bed with flowers.

I think flowers. Yes, many flowers.

Great. Thanks, Master Splinter.

Many, many flowers.

( all grunting )

Missed me.

( grunting )

Heh, getting a little slow there, Raph.

( growls )

Sorry, it was my brothers fault. He--

- Whoa! - ( grunts )

( speaking foreign language )

Hold it!

We mean you no harm.

Huh?

Why has Moriah sent her minions to do her dirty work?

Why will she not face me in fair combat?

Speak!

A universal translator.

When we attacked you last night,

we thought you meant us harm.

I did.

I thought you were my enemies.

We are not.

Peace.

( grunts )

Your arm is hurt. I could look at it for you.

It is just dislocated. How will looking at it help?

( grunts )

Ah, that's better.

Who are you?

I am called Jhanna.

And I was bound for political battle

when my ship was blown from the sky.

My people nominated me to defeat our worlds present ruler,

Moriah, in fair combat to take her place.

Um, sounds pretty much the same way we do it here.

Not quite.

We-- well, not us exactly--

but humans, in this country,

elect a new leader and the old one steps down.

- It's a peaceful process. - Raphael: Most of the time.

Your process sounds fair, if a little boring.

But Moriah is not a fair ruler.

It was she who shot me down

before I could reach the designated battleground.

So, what will you do now?

It will be decided here.

Only one must return victorious.

And now, I must prepare myself for battle.

Jhanna, we want to help you.

No, Donatello.

But from what you've said, how do you know Moriah will fight fairly?

It is a chance I will have to take.

( beeping )

She approaches.

Can't you just tell your people she tried to ambush you,

get her disqualified or something?

No. This is our way.

My honor is at stake.

I will face her alone.

Come on, Donnie, you heard the lady,

an alien's gotta do what an alien's gotta do.

There you are, Jhanna. I missed you.

A mistake I won't repeat this time.

You face me in fair combat now, Moriah.

Ah, poor Jhanna, someone like you will never understand politics.

They can get messy.

( creatures growling )

♪ One, two, three, four! ♪

♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪

♪ One, two, three, four! ♪

♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪

One, two, three, four, five against one.

Your cowardly tactics will not save you, Moriah.

( shouts )

Nice move.

Our people have suffered for far too long.

The time has come to-- Unh!

( burps )

( grunting )

( gulps )

( groaning )

Let's even the odds.

( grunting )

( shouts )

Grab on!

( beeping )

( screeching )

You okay?

I am.

Whoa!

Donatello!

Curse you, Moriah!

( grunting )

( hissing )

Yee, freaking ha.

Jhanna, your new pets are amusing, I'll give you that.

But enough is enough.

( grunts )

( grunts )

Oops. Aw, crud.

There. Okay, Jones, showtime.

( knocking )

Hmm? What?

Uh, come in.

Uh, morning, uh, hope you like breakfast in bed.

Oh, wow, this is a surprise.

It's a-- It looks yummy.

The flowers are great.

Mm-hmm.

Hope you like your pancakes a little crispy around the edges.

( gulping )

Delicious.

Why are you being so nice?

You didn't take my van apart again, did you?

Nah, nothing like that.

There's just something-- something I gotta say.

Okay. Then say it.

You know how when you get a motorcycle running just right

and it's firing and perfect timing,

and you just don't want to mess with it 'cause it's so perfect?

But you gotta keep working on it 'cause maybe if you don't try

and make it even better, you won't never know

if it could've been even more perfect.

You get me?

Um, not really.

( sighs )

Oh, boy.

April, I-I care about you.

You and me, we're-- we're so perfect together.

And I was afraid to tell you 'cause I always mess things up.

But I thought I had to tell you, 'cause, you know,

if I didn't, then you wouldn't know.

Then--

It's all right, Casey. I care about you, too.

The flowers were a very good idea.

( screeches )

Hmm, I think it's time my friend here had

a crash course in aerodynamics.

( screeching )

Time to say good-bye.

Jhanna!

( hissing )

( grunting )

( screeching )

Let's slice this slime.

( grunting )

Uh-oh, we just doubled our pleasure.

Water hurts it.

We have to get it into that lake somehow.

( shouting )

Down, boy. Nice pet rock.

Can't we talk about this?

Just my luck, the strong silent type.

( grunting )

Whoa!

( screeching )

Unh, gross.

Thanks, Mikey.

Sure.

Guys, look out!

Mikey!

Uh-oh, here we go again.

This guy's got the persistence of a--

well, a rock.

♪ One, two, three, four! ♪

♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪

♪ One, two, three, four! ♪

♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪

Guys, get down.

Look out!

So this farce is finally over.

Ha, and I win.

No!

I've sworn to defeat you, Moriah.

And for the sake of our people, I will.

Whatever.

( screams )

( grunting )

This is the way it was intended to be, coward!

Single combat!

( grunting )

( groaning )

( grunting )

Your family has abused its power for far too long, Moriah.

You care nothing for your own people.

My people? Ha!

That rabble? Perhaps my ancestors felt something for those insects

but I am not so burdened.

( both grunting )

Ooh, stop moving!

Cool move!

I gotta remember that one!

What's wrong with you, nun-chuk-for-brains?

( grunting )

Concede, peasant.

Not as long as I breathe.

Ah!

Oh!

( grunting )

- Yeah! - All right!

Whoa...

Your rule is at an end, tyrant!

- Wrong again, child! - Unh.

( grunting )

( growls )

( shrieks )

- All right! - Yeah!

No!

Huh?

Is she...?

No, but she has lost the election.

( gasps )

Whoa!

Man: Prime magistrate elect Jhanna,

come, your people have sent us for you.

Time to go home.

Farewell, my friend, and thank you.

( groaning )

( yawning )

She's gone.

Yeah. That's gratitude for you.

- Hey... - ( horn beeping )

Here's our ride.

Yo, Case, April, you ain't gonna believe

what went on in these here woods last night. Right, guys?

Come on, Donnie.

( theme music playing )