Original subtitles

Splinter: Life moves as the wheel of destiny turns,

day to night, night to day.

Our fight with the Shredder nearly cost us our lives.

We are broken, battered, but alive.

Our bodies will heal but I wonder:

Do my sons carry other wounds not so easily overcome?

I know with a great heaviness...

( horn honk )

...that there will always be some new threat to challenge us.

I only pray my sons will be prepared to face it.

♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪

♪ Turtles, count it off! ♪

♪ One, two, three, four! ♪

- ♪ Turtles! ♪ - ♪ Mutant chain reaction ♪

- ♪ Turtles! ♪ - ♪ Livin' underground ♪

- ♪ Turtles! ♪ - ♪ Ninjutsu action ♪

- ♪ Turtles! ♪ - ♪ It's a shell of a town ♪

♪ Turtles, count it off! ♪

- ♪ One! ♪ - ♪ Leonardo's always in control ♪

- ♪ Two! ♪ - ♪ The wise guy is Michelangelo ♪

- ♪ Three! ♪ - ♪ Donatello, he's the brains of the bunch ♪

- ♪ Four! ♪ - ♪ Count on Raphael to throw the first punch ♪

( grunts )

- ♪ I love bein' ♪ - ♪ I love bein' ♪

♪ I love bein' a turtle ♪

♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪

♪ Turtles, count it off! ♪

♪ One, two, three, four! ♪

- ♪ Turtles! ♪ - ♪ There's no one better ♪

- ♪ Turtles! ♪ - ♪ We shredded Shredder ♪

- ♪ Turtles! ♪ - ♪ They're like no others ♪

- ♪ Turtles! ♪ - ♪ Those teenage brothers ♪

♪ One, two, three, four! One, two, three, four! ♪

♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪

( echoing ) ♪ Turtles, Turtles ♪

( owl hooting )

Just a little bit further, Master Splinter.

Finally, now someone get me a fork or something,

you have no idea how bad my legs itch.

Yeah, we do, Mikey.

We heard about it the whole trip.

Ow.

Thank you, April.

I am not as young as I once was.

Wounds take longer to heal.

I'm still as young as I once was,

and I don't feel like I'm ever gonna heal.

( grunts )

Too bad you didn't break your jaw.

Maybe we'd finally get a little peace and quiet around here.

Ow.

( grunts )

Ahh, that's better.

( sniffing )

Ew, what's that smell?

It smells like burnt...

Oh, right. Sorry, Sensei.

All right, who's hungry?

- Me. - ( Turtles all out )

Over here.

Leo?

Leonardo?

I'm fine.

( yawns )

( humming )

( grunts )

Ahh.

Don't scratch, Mikey.

April, did you bring your laptop?

Do you think we can get a wireless signal out here?

Hey, April, can you run out and get some comics for me?

Raphael: Hey, April, April,

can you whack Mikey upside the head for me?

I can't reach.

Master Splinter: My sons, enough.

Our bodies need rest to heal,

and that includes your mouths.

( grunts )

Huh?

No scratching!

( clears throat )

Master Splinter?

Leonardo, you need rest as well.

I'll rest when-- I'll rest later.

Someone is outside.

Stay up here, I'll check it out.

Hey, April, check this out, you can still see

where they plastered up the wall I punched through when I was seven.

Shh! Casey, Splinter heard someone outside.

Out here?

Ha, don't worry, there's no one around for miles.

- ( clattering ) - Huh?

Then again...

Ah...

Whoa!

Ah, Casey!

Well, what do you know? You're not welcome here.

Unh, last time I checked, this was my grandma's house too.

Casey...

Put me down, you psycho.

- Hey... - Oh.

This is my gambling, thieving, good-for-nothing cousin Sid.

Wow, and I thought Casey was the black sheep of the Jones family.

What do you want, Sid? You always want something.

I just want what's mine.

You get this house. You get the girls.

Well, I want my share.

I want the money.

What are you talking about, Sid?

Don't give me that. You know what I'm talking about.

The loot.

Everyone knows that Grandpa robbed that train.

I want Grandpa's share of the Hoobick Tunnel Train job.

Casey's cousin says Casey's granddad was a train robber.

Cool.

We should of known Casey would come from a long line of boneheads.

You're crazy, Sid.

No one ever believed that old story.

I believed it.

He said he buried the loot,

"Spot marks the 'X'" he was always saying.

The crazy old coot.

I dug holes out here for years looking for it.

For anything that looked like an "X."

It's gotta be here.

"Spot marks the 'X,'" that's not right.

Get out of here, Sid.

I need that money, Casey.

You've got it, don't you? You've got the money.

Sid, there is no money.

Casey, wait.

Sid, are you in trouble?

"Spot marks the 'X'," Casey! You're lying.

Now give me that money or things are gonna get ugly.

♪ One, two, three, four! ♪

♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪

♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪

I'm not going to ask you again, Case, now give me that money.

Well, so much for that family reunion.

Cousin Sid brought a Federation blaster to the party.

We should've known Casey's lack of smarts would run in the family.

What should we do?

Hey, I've got it.

We disguise ourselves in old animal skins,

get close enough to Sid, then spring on him.

Oh, Mikey, if only I could reach you right now, bam!

Ow, ow.

You must take this seriously. Sid is obviously distressed.

We need to--

I'll take care of Sid.

Leonardo?

Leonardo!

Huh?

Uh-oh!

That can't be good.

Ah.

Hey ya, Sid. Long time no see.

Looks like you're having quite the party here.

Spuds, what are you doing here?

I told you I'd get you the money.

Sid, Sid, Sid, I'm not some two-bit bookie anymore.

We're Purple Dragon's now.

Ha, Purple Dragons?

What are you, the North Hampton chapter?

Look, April, they got matching jackets, ooh.

Shut up, Casey.

The Dragons have a new agenda.

We're going places.

And all markers are being called in.

That means yours, too, Sid.

Purple Dragons. I hate Purple Dragons.

I told you I'd get you the money, Spuds,

and I will, tonight.

Ooh, I know you will, Sid, we're just here

to make sure your little treasure hunt goes smooth.

Boys, help Sid look.

( henchmen laughing )

Why, you two bit...

Ah, ah, ah.

( cackles )

Oops.

I sure picked the wrong time to have broken legs.

Speak for yourself, Mikey.

I can take seven Purple Dragons lying on my back.

Our injuries do have us at a disadvantage.

Enough talk. Let's take them down.

Leo? You're stealing Raph's line.

Hey, I don't mind.

I love it when Leo talks tough.

We should get Karai to stab him more often.

( growls )

Easy, Leo, leave Raph to me.

Raph needs a hiding place, don't you, Raphie boy.

And I got just the spot.

Hiding spot?

Don't even.

No way am I missing this action.

Don't worry, Raph, we'll come back for you.

Maybe.

Mikey!

You better hope I never heal.

I'll-- Ow.

Ow.

I'm not seeing any of this treasure, Sid.

You know what happens if we don't get that money!

I... I... Casey has the money. He found it!

- What? - Wait!

Sid, you weasel.

There is no money.

Well, I guess, we're just gonna have to beat the truth out of yous.

Boys...

( horn honking )

What the...? That's my car!

Nobody messes with my car.

- ( horn honking ) - Ever!

- Max... - Yeah.

You and the others find out whoever's out there and take care of 'em.

( horn honking )

All right, search the place!

A ghost didn't honk that horn.

Ow!

Huh?

Aw, shell.

I wonder if it's too late to switch places with Raph?

♪ One, two, three, four! ♪

♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪

♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪

( grunting )

Come on, come to Mikey.

( grunting )

Yes!

Uh-oh.

Huh? Ah!

( grunts )

Two busted legs, flat on of my shell,

and I'm still all that and a bag of chips.

Mmm, chips.

Okay, buddy, game's... over?

Huh?

( chains rattling )

( grunts )

( grunts; muffled scream )

( object rumbling )

Huh, who's there?

( grunting )

( screams )

( grunting )

Gotcha!

Hey! Get me down from here!

( grunts )

Spuds! Hey! Guys! Help!

Nighty-night, Dragon boy.

Ah!

( sniffing )

Ew, what's that smell?

It's like burnt...

Ow... ( high voice ) hair!

I may indeed smell, but at least I am still conscious.

Guys? Guys?

What's going on here guys?

This ain't funny, fellas.

( punching )

Max?

Max? You in there?

( clattering )

Max!

Oh, Mama...

( groans )

Unh, good shot, Leo.

Come on, come on!

What is taking them so long?

Sid, it doesn't have to be like this.

We can talk this out.

Talk ain't gonna find that money.

Talk ain't gonna get Spuds off my back!

It's all about you, ain't it, Sid?

Nothing changes.

Spuds: Shut up over there!

I've heard enough out of you two!

One more word and I'm gonna...

Huh?

Hmm.

Hold it right... Huh?

Ugh...

Max?

Huh?

What the...?

Here we go.

Guys?

Sam? Jake?

Anyone?

( clears throat )

- Huh? - Hey ya, cuz.

( strikes blow; thuds )

- Look out! - ( gunfire )

Hey!

You should've stayed out of this.

Now I'm gonna teach you a lesson you ain't never gonna forget.

Ow.

Little girl,

you're gonna wish you never did that.

That's funny, I was gonna say the same thing to you.

( grunting )

April?

Whoa!

I'm coming, babe!

Casey, I gotta have that money!

I'm sorry.

Heh.

Now, about that lesson.

♪ One, two, three, four! ♪

♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪

♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪

See where that smart mouth got you?

Now we'll see how tough your boyfriend is

with my blaster stuck in your ribs.

Huh?

( cracking )

( grunts )

Back off, Casey.

Ha!

- Get real, Sid! - Ow.

You knew better than to tussle with me when we were kids.

Did you get dumber or something?

All right, you asked for it.

That's it, girlie...

Ah!

( grunting )

Looks like all that training paid off.

This isn't over.

Uh, hmm.

Don't get any bright ideas.

( chuckles )

You don't know who you're messing with.

The Purple Dragons will-- Ah!

Whatever Sid owes, it's paid up as of right now.

Or what?

( grunts )

Okay, okay. Sure, don't shoot.

I'll find a way to cover his marker

and square it with the Purple Dragons.

You don't owe us anything, Sid.

We're square, just--

Just please don't hurt the car, okay?

Deal?

Good riddance to bad rubbish.

Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow.

Okay, the pain is worth it.

Just so I can razz Raph for missing out on all the action.

Ah!

Not all the action, Mikey.

Ow.

Why'd you do it, Casey?

Why'd you help me out with Spuds after all I did?

Sid, you're a whack bag, but you're still family.

Everybody deserves a new start. Even you, Sid.

Just make sure you don't blow it. Right, Casey?

Casey?

"Spot marks the 'X'. Spot marks the 'X'."

It couldn't be, but that's gotta be it, Spot.

Don't you remember, Sid, Spot, the stray dog grandpa took in?

He loved that old dog.

Old Spot got pretty sick one summer and passed away,

I remember, there was this one big stone in the foundation

of the barn that grandpa used to mark Spot's grave with.

What are we waiting for? Pry that sucker loose!

( grunting )

We found it! The money!

Finally, it's mine!

You gave me a second chance, Case, I'm not gonna blow it.

Come on, cuz, we'll share it.

- Huh? - What the...?

They're receipts to charities.

Grandma Jones never did approve

of Grandpa's train robbing past.

Looks like she made up for it.

( chuckles )

I've been digging holes here for years

and I find out she donated it all to charity?

She gave it away!

Well, I suppose that makes her about

the only white sheep in your family.

( laughing )

They're laughing, that's nice.

I can't move and they're laughing.

We'll heal, then we'll beat the shell out of Casey

for having such a whack bag family.

But you're first, Mikey.

- ( strikes blow ) - Mikey: Ow!

( theme music playing )