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(soft music)

(people chattering)

(chatter)

(light rock music)

♪ He keeps telling me ♪

♪ It's my story oh ♪

♪ I can't believe what I just been told ♪

♪ I went and sold my soul for gold ♪

♪ Was it worth it ♪

♪ I don't know ♪

♪ I'm just a drifter ♪

♪ Wandering on ♪

♪ Bound by these decisions ♪

♪ That tore me apart ♪

♪ Oh I'm just a fool ♪

♪ Still trying to work ♪ out all these flaws ♪

♪ I can't believe what ♪ I've just been told ♪

♪ I went and sold my soul for gold ♪

♪ Was it worth it ♪

♪ I don't know ♪

- You're looking for one night?

- Mm-hmm. - Perfect.

- Hello?

Yeah bro, this is Brandon.

Bro, Brandon from Marcus' house.

But we just smoked yesterday.

Yeah, bro, with the glasses.

You still trying to give me that too?

Yeah, man, I'm still good for it.

But it be on Friday, bro.

I don't get paid till Friday.

- Man, you got another one of those?

- You got a dollar, bro?

Anyway, like I'm saying, bro, like on Friday for sure.

You think about it, man, come on bro.

Gotcha.

How your Mama foot doing?

Yeah bro, that shit hard.

Yeah man, how's your cousin Keisha doing?

You know I always ask about her.

Fine ass.

Tell her I'm a holla at her though.

Alright bro, I'll catch you later.

Peace.

What's up bro, you need a lighter?

Need everything, bro.

(man snoring)

(phone ringing)

- Hello?

- Well, well, well. - What's up, what's up?

- Is this who I think it is?

- No, this is actually your FBI agent Richard Parker.

I've been meaning to talk to you, sir.

How are you today?

- Man, I feel like fucking shit, dude.

- It sounds like somebody got started without me.

- No man, I just woke up. - I'll bet.

- [Ty] Hey man, you still coming to town tonight?

- [Chandler] What side of who's couch did you wake up on?

- You didn't answer my question.

You coming to the show?

- Bro, you know I'm gonna be there.

- Dude, yes man, I am so stoked to hear that.

- So you hear from Jules?

- I'm actually, I'm waiting on his punk ass

to come scoop me up right now, man.

- You slept in at New Brookland Tavern again, didn't you?

- I can hear the judgment in your voice, man.

- Oh never, baby.

You know I think you're perfect just the way you are.

- [Ty] You fucking kiss ass.

You ain't talking your way out of buying shots.

- [Chandler] Oh, make Jules buy 'em.

- [Ty] Yeah, speaking of the old shit bird now.

He's here, he's feeling neglected.

- Oh well you know, send him my love.

- Yeah, all right man.

What?

- I'm gonna be late for work, Ty.

- I'm gonna be late for work, Ty,

why you tripping man?

I been waiting on you. - Shut up.

- Oh come on, we'll be good.

You're not gonna be late.

("Pop The Clutch" by Boo Hag)

♪ ♪

♪♪

♪ C'mon now! ♪

♪ Oooooohhhh ♪

♪ ♪

♪ I get so loaded ♪

♪ I wanna cry ♪

♪ I get so loaded♪

♪ I wanna die ♪

♪ ♪

How do I work this thing?

("Imma Leave My Home" by Say Brother)

- I'm telling you, dude.

- [Ty] Jules, where's my fucking beer?

- I'm getting it.

- [Ty] Jesus Christ.

I would not go back in that bathroom if I was you.

- What do you want? - Same thing.

- Is this gonna be a thing?

- [Ty] I'm just documenting your return.

- Do you not believe me?

- Look, Jules, there's a difference between

believing you and entertaining you.

- It's the real thing. - I'm sure it is.

Gonna look it up right now.

Don't, please don't.

- Oh, it's good to have you back.

- You know I was gone for like a month, right?

- Yeah, you were gone for like five weeks,

but you can't lie that you didn't miss that.

- Miss what?

- That dick in your mouth.

- Hilarious.

- Oh man.

Jules, you still looking this shit up?

- Ah-hah! - Jesus!

- Male dolphins are known to gangbang other dolphins,

both male and female.

- There's no way that says gangbang.

- There is 14 cases of this reported

each year in the United States,

these events usually occurring in the shore

where the victims are unable to escape

being dragged into a dolphin rape cave.

- Rape cave?

- What the fuck is this, Buzzfeed?

- Oh shit, they got pictures. - No fucking way.

- No, bro! - Let me see, let me see.

Oh, that is fucking disgusting.

Oh my God.

- Can you imagine there's like some

tenured marine biologist that's getting paid

to go down there and film dolphins gangbanging?

- I would do that job.

- I need to delete this off my phone

before some girls think I'm jerking off to dolphin dick.

- Hey, here's an idea,

how about no girl hears anything

about dolphin dicks at all tonight?

- I think it would be a good conversation starter.

- Girls love dolphins.

- Dude, I'm not trying to let these fuckboy antics

mess with my play tonight. - Oh please.

- I'm trying to at least get my dick looked at.

- Hey bro, nobody want to hear that.

- My bad.

- Hey look, Chan, you always do this shit man.

- Do what?

- You get like five beers into it

and act like you're a closer.

- I fucking close.

- Man, really, you just get all butthurt

and you end up calling Lauren.

- I close plenty.

- Okay, well if you're such a fucking closer

why don't you go over here,

close with the chick you've been checking out all night.

- What chick?

- [Ty] The fucking chick you've been checking out all night.

- Bro, that's different.

- How's it different?

- Yeah, how's it different?

- All right, so there's a lot of factors at play.

It's like seven, it's early.

- It's like pregame, like perfect time.

- These girls are obviously not looking to party.

- Why would you say that?

He's scared. - Bro, I'm not...

I'm waiting on my opportunity.

- Oh yeah, and when's that?

- Cocktail over here is getting ready

to make her some trivial ass rum drink

and when he does, I will swoop in and I will seal that deal.

- Coughlin's law, never tells tales about a woman.

They will always hear you

no matter how far away they are.

- Facts, facts, facts, facts, facts.

- Tell you what, you get a number

and all this, it's on me.

- And if I don't?

- You gotta drive tonight.

- After driving here?

- [Jules] I have no space in my car, dude.

- 'Cause you don't fucking clean it.

- Don't look at me, I got dropped off, motherfuckers.

- I did not drive all the way from fucking Charleston

so I could be chauffeuring around you two shitfucks.

- Shitfucks? - You heard me.

- Whatever, man, that's the deal.

If you don't think you can do it...

- All I gotta do is get a number?

Be back in a second.

- He's gonna fuck this up. - Oh, for sure, for sure.

(speaker voice muffled)

- Hey, what's up?

- Dude, she has a boyfriend!

(laughing)

- [Ty] Oh shit, oh, look at him!

He's so sad.

Oh look at him, you're a closer, huh?

You're a closer, huh?

- You can close this tab though.

- Oh, you fucking suck! - Can we get out of here now?

- [Ty] Oh my God, yeah,

before we worry about that stupid shit...

Shotty!

- Bro, why you changing shirts, man?

You act like you're gonna

run into Haley tonight or something, dawg.

You ain't getting nothing.

- Ha ha, very funny.

("Line It Up" by FatRat Da Czar)

♪ Half man, half machine ♪

[Chandler] Oh my God, home sweet home.

- [Ty] Yeah, I bet you're happy to be back

and hear Jules talk about

dolphin rape conspiracies again.

Ain't that right, sad boy?

- [Jules] Don't even get me started on Avril Lavigne!

(chattering)

- [Chandler] Don't talk about Avril Lavigne.

- [Jules] She died in 2003!

Her body double Melissa!

- [Chandler] Oh my God, we hear you with the body double.

- [Chandler] You fell asleep during that movie.

- [Chandler] Shut the fuck up.

- [Ty] We gotta get some beer.

- Jules, you gonna throw in on this?

- I got like three bucks, man.

- Bro, I just tipped you eight dollars.

- I got bills to pay.

- Buying dog food for your parents' house is not bills, bro.

- Bummer summer, bro.

- Oh my God, Jesus Christ, this fucking guy, I swear to God.

- Fuck off, bro!

- [Ty] Hey you little bitch ass,

couldn't even throw in on the beer.

You couldn't even throw in on the beer.

- Like I said, fuck off.

- [Ty] Y'all ready to do this?

- Let's do it! - [Ty] Let's go!

(Hip hop music plays)

♪ City of the Soda ♪

♪ Where a nigga spit more fire ♪

♪ Stick to the script ♪

(Jules sneezing)

- Jesus fucking Christ!

- [Ty] Anyways, so Cole just wanted to have

like a chill ass night, go out and drink a couple beers.

But clearly that didn't fucking happen.

- Shit, you passed out on a fucking pool table.

- Yeah, but guess what the fuck was on TV.

- Showgirls? - Even fucking better, man.

Batman and fucking Robin, dude.

- Oh shit.

- Yeah, which clearly resulted in a drinking game.

- As it always does.

- You know when the George Clooney

does that signature like head bobble fucking wobble thing?

You know what I'm saying?

- Oh yeah. - That's a shot.

- Even in the suit? - Even in the suit.

So every time he does it even in the suit.

Fucking crazy, man.

Even if you take out all that shit

and you just go by the puns,

you're fucked up in the first 20 minutes.

- That's like a pun a minute.

- [Jules] When did you pass out?

- Something like I guess they don't have

fax machines on elephants.

That's the last thing.

Dude, they carried Cole out the fucking bar, bro.

Yeah man.

- Chandler, it's good to have you back, man.

- Yeah man, thanks for coming back and showing support.

I mean, even though you can't close.

- I know like, you know, you had to go off

and do your own thing. - Whatever the fuck that is.

I'm not sweating that shit right now

Okay, but what does matter is that three of us tonight,

we're gonna party fucking hard, man.

[Jules] Right? - I'll drink to that.

- Facts, boys.

[Ty] Hey whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa,

Mr. Charleston, you too fancy.

You gotta drink out of a glass,

you can't drink out of a bottle like the rest of us.

- The fuck?

- [Ty] Hey man, what killed the dinosaurs?

- Piece of shit... - [Ty] The Ice Age!

[Ty] Oh yeah, drink it, I wanna taste your tears.

Drink it!

Oh yeah, one knee like a champ.

- [Ty] Mm, how's that Charleston taste now?

- Ooh, piece of shit.

Go on, drink faster, drink faster, guy.

Oh man, come on, come on, come on.

You gotta finish up, finish up, finish up!

(shouting)

Now we can fucking party hard.

- [Jules] Yeah!

- I hate you both.

- Hey, that shit was righteous.

(Chandler burping)

- So we partying?

- I guess fucking so.

Gotta do what you gotta do. - Party fucking hard.

- Use the teeth, dawg!

- Cheers. - Oh, you suck...

I'll take it.

- Ah yeah. - Yeah!

Yes, yes!

I don't fucking care.

We can walk, we can drive, I don't give a fuck.

- Dude, you think that annoying ass Preston dude

is gonna be there?

- You talk so much shit about him,

he's not that bad of a dude.

- No, he's not a bad dude.

He's just coked out of his mind all the time.

(chattering)

[Ty] Hey Jules, shotty! Shotty!

("Sonofabitch" by Isabelle's Gift)

(rock music plays)

- Cypher T's in the house!

- What up? - What up, dude?

Check it out. - Rockin' merch! Good to see you, dude.

- And look who it is.

Man, I thought you were in Charleston.

- He did.

- Hey man, if craft beer and flannel is your thing,

be my guest but good to see you back in the 803, alright.

(laughing)

- Good to see you too, Preston, you dick.

- Whatever, go fuck yourself.

I'm gonna catch this short, I'll meet up later.

- [Ty] I can be your hero, H3RO!

Well if isn't Cypher T and the boys.

- We're a fucking Motley Crue.

- Hold up, hold up, I gotta get this guy.

Oh God!

Missed you bro!

- Hold up, hold up, I ain't gay or nothing.

- But I'm fighting temptations like I'm David Ruffin.

- Bro stop, y'all realize that song is like ancient, right?

- We gotta bust your balls before the show, bro!

- Motherfucker, you started that!

- Justin, I heard some crazy shit.

- All right, Chandler, I'll bite.

What'd you hear?

- I heard you're buying first round.

- Ooh, word travels fast.

- All right guys, look, I'll buy the first round.

Only the first round!

After that you motherfuckers are paying

For the star!

- Okay Starboy!

- [Girl At NBT] Oh my God, Ty! - Hey, what's up, ma?

- What's up, man? - You guys here with Ty?

- Yes sir. - Right arms, please.

- You think Ty looks like Joe Pesci?

- [Chandler] He's no Pesci.

(chattering)

- [NBT Door Guy] John Belushi. - What?

- He looks like John Belushi.

- Holy shit, he does, he looks like John Belushi!

- Man, fuck you, man!

I don't look like John Belushi!

Come take fucking shots, assholes!

I don't fucking look like John Belushi, okay!

I don't look like fucking, come take fucking shots.

We're doing shots.

Yo, let's do this, Justin's buying.

- What is the cup du jour?

- Called the Vampire's Shithole.

Alright, so y'all repeat after me, alright?

Up with it. - Up with it.

- Down with it. - Down with it.

(Ty clears throat)

- In with it. - In with it.

- Out with it. - Out with it.

- Drink motherfucker, drink motherfucker, drink.

- Drink motherfucker, drink motherfucker, drink!

- [Ty] Cheers.

(rock music)

♪ I'm fuckin' dry ♪

- New Brookland Tavern, how y'all doing tonight?

(cheering)

[Ryan] That's what I like to hear.

Yo, we're gonna have a fun night tonight.

Real quick, give it up for everyone in the service industry!

(audience applauding)

- Dude, I can't keep buying all the drinks tonight.

- Excuse me, I thought a guy that's living at home

with the fam can afford to buy a broke man a few drinks.

- I'm staying at home with the fam

because someone decided to get all bougie

washing God damn dishes in Charleston.

- And plunging toilets, thank you.

- Classy.

- Don't act like I'm too much of an aristocrat

that I'm not gonna pick your Mom up

after her hot yoga session.

(bottles clink)

- [Ryan] Before we begin, we're gonna start off

with some comedy.

I'm gonna bring up your first comedian of the night

and the host of the show,

put your hands together for Ryan Easterbrooks.

(crowd cheers)

[Jules] Just like them Broad River days, huh?

- Yeah, living five minutes from the strip club,

drinking six nights a week

and seven days behind on rent, who could forget?

(crowd applause)

- [Jules] Seems like you're trying to forget.

- God dude, don't be so dramatic.

- Dramatic?

Oh, I'm sorry, I forgot I was the one who bailed.

- Heckle me.

- The three of us could barely afford a down payment

on a four-wheeler much less a restaurant.

- All right, you just want to be such a negative dick.

How's Lauren doing?

(crowd heckles)

- She's moving this week.

- Oh my God, so it all comes back full circle.

- No it doesn't, all right.

She made her choice.

- But you made yours, right?

- Yes and I chose a fresh start.

What is wrong with that?

- We had a plan to open a restaurant.

You are throwing it away for what?

So one woman can completely reset your life?

- That's not how it happened.

- Like in the sixth grade when you abandoned

me as locker buddies.

- Oh my God, are you still mad about that?

- You and Sara fucking Lawton

became lab partners and compartmentalized your projects.

- And that's what you think this is?

- [Jules] Yeah.

- Columbia: This is a joke you guys can take home with you.

How many you guys live in Columbia?

Show Columbia some love.

So this is a joke you can use in your everyday life.

Do you guys know where Bull Street is at, over there?

- You know I read a quote the other day

that reminded me of you.

- Yeah, what was that?

- An intelligent man is often forced to be drunk

to spend time with his fools.

- Don't act like Charleston has you reading Hemingway.

- It was on the wall in a bar.

(Ryan speaking)

(crowd chatters)

- [Jules] You know he's upset too, right?

- Dude, Ty doesn't give a fuck about the restaurant.

- You know that's not what I mean.

- [Ryan] I'm gonna go ahead and bring up

your first artist for the night.

I need you guys to make a lot of noise,

make a lot of noise.

(cheering)

Put your hands together for Cole Connor!

New Brookland Tavern! How are y'all feeling?

- My name is Cole Connor,

first song we got is called No Niche.

("No Niche" by Cole Connor)

♪ Yeah, yeah ♪

♪ I just... Hmph ♪

♪ I just tell 'em I got No Niche ♪

♪ Please don't speak ♪ if you don't know me ♪

♪ I'm so tired of livin' low key ♪

♪ Now I'm all in your grill ♪

♪ And got you all in ♪

♪ Your feelings ♪

♪ I just tell them I got No Niche ♪

♪ Please don't speak ♪ if you don't know me ♪

♪ I'm so tired of living low key ♪

♪ Now I'm all in your grill ♪

♪ Got you all in your feelings ♪

♪ I got endless possibility ♪

♪ Motherfuckers wanna stop ♪ me but I'm out the box ♪

♪ Found a fox and pounding rocks ♪

♪ Hand on the countertop like bitch what ♪

- I mean, I know you want to know.

- I still dunno why you picked PBR.

- Well look who it is. - What's up, boys?

How you doing man? - What up, bro?

- Dude, I heard you almost died last night.

- Yo, those fucking ice puns, bro.

- Hold up, hold up, I wanna catch up with y'all, man,

but I gotta pee.

- Breakin' the seal already? - It be like that sometimes.

- Don't get too friendly in there.

- Yo, how's life in Charleston, bro?

- Bro, it is, it is just awful.

- You been there like a month.

- Yeah, dude, the bars, the bars close at two.

- There's no late nights? - None whatsoever.

- That fucking blows, bro.

- Just when I'm hitting my stride

bartender does last call, it kills my momentum.

- You gotta get outta there. - Who you telling?

- Maybe you should come back. - Wish it were that easy.

- Maybe me and H3RO need to make a trip

down to the Chuck Town and show 'em how we do,

you know what I'm saying?

- Dude, they aren't ready for that.

- They're definitely not fucking ready for that,

that's for damn sure!

- New Brookland Tavern, let's keep this show going.

I'm so excited for you to hear the next performer.

He used to be my high school weed dealer.

Put your hands together for Miles Kendrick.

(crowd applause)

- Oh my God.

(Miles laughing)

Y'all give it up for Ryan, y'all.

One more time for New Brookland?

One more time for yourselves!

That was weak.

Alright, DJ Matty Matt!

When you first meet a stranger at a bar

and you seeing her from afar

You know what I'm saying?

You try to meet her, get to know her.

That's kind of like how it goes.

Just feel the vibe.

♪ Hope you feeling the ♪ vibe cause its real ♪

♪ Yeah look check ♪

♪ I'm eying you, eying me ♪

- This is my homie's work. - Oh nice!

- Yeah, this is the video I was telling you about.

(hip hop music)

♪ I'm going back in though ♪

♪ Yo check it ♪

You see Preston's little ass down there, man?

♪ This nigga told me I was finished ♪

♪ Took my pen-is, stuck in his mouth ♪

You know how we got him in there?

- [Ryan] How? - Offered him like a bag.

(Ryan & Ty laughing)

[Ty] He came through though!

- Yo look at you with your tittylips.

♪ I ain't gay or nothing ♪

[Ty] I ain't got no fuckin' tittylips!

(hip-hop music)

[Jules] Sup man? - What's going on?

- I was showing him your work.

- Are you showing him this shit?

- Y'all make some noise, y'all!

♪ Hope you feeling the vibe with me ♪

- [Jules] Bro, this is so old, dude. - [Ryan] It looks good!

- [Ty] It's tight, bro, it's tight. Look, you saw me?

♪ I can tell you feelin' me ♪

♪ I can tell by your energy ♪

- Thanks.

♪ So let's keep it real ♪

♪ In the middle of a staring contest ♪

(microphone feedback)

(noise drowns out)

(dialogue muffled)

- Hey man.

(hip-hop music)

- [Haley] Chandler? Hey!

- Haley, how's it going?

- Good, I didn't know you were in town.

- Yeah, just tonight unfortunately.

I have to be back tomorrow.

- You here with Ty?

Is Julian here too?

I thought I saw him when I came in.

- Hey, he does work too!

- Yeah, I think he went out back...

- He's sick with the camera a little bit.

[Jules] We should link up.

[Ryan] Yeah, we should collab!

- ...Somewhere.

- [Chandler] Hey Jules!

(Ty grunting)

(Ryan laughing)

I'm so serious, that shit was wild as hell, man!

(Ryan/Ty/Jules laughing)

- So how have you been?

- Good, how have you been?

- Pretty good.

[Ty] Look, you do art.

He does "art"...

[Ryan] What?

(Ty chuckles)

- Yo, yo, I'm gonna get a beer, do you want a beer?

- Hell no, you already got me a beer.

[Ty] Oh, OK bro.

- Hey Julian! - Hey yourself.

- I didn't think I'd see you here tonight.

- I saw the invite on Facebook, had to show support.

I didn't miss Justin and Ty, did I?

- No, they're up next after Bustercups. - Perfect.

♪ Oh yeah ♪

(cheering)

- Make some fucking noise for yourselves.

Tip your bartenders, take care of your friends.

Peace, love, and chicken grease.

My name is Miles Kendrick.

Y'all holla at me.

My Instagram is I am underscore Miles Kendrick.

Thank y'all so much.

(crowd applause)

- Y'all make some noise for Miles Kendrick, one more time!

("TKOs Actually Has a D Rating [Ty's Birthday Song (Spaceman)]" by The Bustercups)

♪ Party hard with Ty so many ♪

♪ Birthday spanks I promise you ♪

♪ We'll have to go into the spank ♪

♪ Bank to make deposits ♪

♪ Spank, spank ♪

♪ Spank, spank ♪

♪ Spank, spank ♪

♪ Spank, spank ♪

♪ Spank, spank ♪

♪ Spank, spank ♪

♪ Spank, spank ♪

♪ Spank, spank ♪

♪ He goes by Fat Aladdin ♪ whenever he DJs shows ♪

- So how you been?

- I've been real good.

- You know we live in the same city, right?

- I know.

- I feel like I haven't seen you since Chandler left.

- Work's been kicking my ass, now school's starting back up.

- It's your last year, isn't it?

- I like to take it a semester at a time.

You're always rushing me.

- I mean, if that was the case-

- What's up, Julian! - What's up, Adam?

- Nothing much, man, just shooting some visuals.

Hey, that video you did with H3RO,

with those masks and everything, man?

Super sick. - I appreciate it.

- We were kind of talking the other night,

I think we're gonna push out a project soon

so that's gonna be pretty dope.

I'm kind of surprised you're not filming tonight.

- No, I'm just chilling tonight, man.

- Cool, cool, well if you ever need a swing at it,

just let me know.

I mean like we should link up.

- Oh for sure. - Yeah.

- I think Ty's about to go on.

♪ And thank you for the ♪ vegetarian options ♪

♪ When you die I'm ♪ gonna carry the coffin ♪

♪ I remember you like Sarah McLachlan ♪

♪ Ty been looking fly with ♪ short sleeve button ups ♪

♪ That's what all the ladies saying ♪

(Ty laughing)

♪ We know you forever grateful ♪

♪ With attention ♪

♪ You're the center that's a staple ♪

[Adam] Shit!

- He'd be super pissed

If I didn't get this coverage.

It was great seeing you, dude. - [Jules] Likewise.

♪ Spank bank to make deposits ♪

♪ Spank, spank, spank, spank ♪

♪ Spank, spank, spank, spank ♪

♪ Spank, spank, spank, spank, ♪ spank, spank, spank, spank ♪

- [Justin] I'm a little concerned.

This is the first time y'all going to hear this

and it might not work.

Make some noise for Ty, man, bring him up to the stage,

Cypher T!

(crowd cheers)

- [Ty] I feel like I was just here.

- You were just here, bro.

- Oh, well... fuck.

(laughing)

- It is what it is, man.

Let's run it.

- I'm gonna, I'm gonna take this stool off the stage.

- [Justin] Yeah, yeah.

("Party Hard" by H3RO ft. Cypher T)

Like we said, guys, we want y'all

to just feel the vibe real quick.

- [Ty] We've never rehearsed this song.

- We've never even rehearsed this song.

Yeah. - Yeah.

(hip hop music)

♪ Yo this world it is ours ♪

♪ This world it is ours ♪

♪ And I'm chilling on top they like ♪ boy you a star ♪

♪ Like boy you a star ♪

♪ Out of this world homie, I'm on Mars ♪

♪ Hit 'em with the flow ♪ got 'em caught off guard ♪

♪ Tell 'em I'm a pro homie I got bars ♪

♪ But y'all wanna marty gras♪

♪ I party, party, party hard ♪

♪ Party, party, party hard ♪

♪ I party hard, party hard ♪

♪ Yo, party, party hard ♪

♪ I party, party, party hard ♪

♪ Party, party hard ♪

♪ Head honcho homey I at large ♪

♪ And I party, party, party hard ♪

♪ Yo chilling with my bros though ♪

♪ Yeah I'm chilling with my bros though ♪

♪ In the back of the bar we ♪ get it with the low low ♪

♪ Yeah we get it for the low low ♪

♪ All the girlies walk up ♪

♪ They're like can I get a photo ♪

♪ H3RO can I get a photo ♪

♪ Yeah life is a movie and ♪ we hit 'em with the Go Pro ♪

♪ Hold on, let me turn up ♪

(lyrics muffled)

♪ Life is a beach and ♪ it's kind of like Myrtle ♪

♪ She got a tight waist, got a girdle ♪

♪ And I wanna run with her ♪ but I got a lot of hurdles ♪

♪ I wanna go fast so we ♪ holding down the turbo ♪

♪ When we get 'em with the pole ♪

♪ Like the purple ninja turtle ♪

♪ Yeah I'm in the same ♪ old spot like a gerbil ♪

♪ Got my own wheels ♪

♪ 'Cause weather its a deal or no deal ♪

♪ Run with us so I ♪ could run double homey ♪

♪ No chill homey roadkill ♪

♪ So ill cause yo ♪

♪ This world it is ours ♪

♪ And I'm chilling on top they ♪

♪ Like boy you a star ♪

♪ Out of this world homie I'm on Mars♪

♪ Hit 'em with the flow got ♪ 'em caught off guard ♪

♪ Tell 'em I'm a pro homie I got bars ♪

♪ But y'all want a Mardi Gras ♪

♪ I party, party, party hard ♪

♪ Party, party hard ♪

♪ I party hard, party hard ♪

♪ Party, party hard ♪

♪ I party, party, party hard ♪

♪ Party, party hard ♪

♪ Head honcho homie I'm at large ♪

♪ I party hard ♪

♪ Yo I party hard ♪

♪ Liquor got me doing work ♪

♪ You can catch me at the bar ♪

♪ In that fresh Hawaiian shirt ♪

♪ Flat bill always ill ♪

♪ Chicken heads trying to flirt ♪

♪ But I'm here for just one reason ♪

♪ And you know that's to get turnt ♪

♪ Ain't nobody gonna stop me ♪ getting sloppy with the posse ♪

♪ Heavy with the ka-zees, I'll ♪ take eight more Kamikazes ♪

♪ Up with it, down with it, ♪ in with it, out with it ♪

♪ And when I finish that we ♪ keep the rounds with it ♪

(lyrics muffled)

♪ Its Cypher T and H3RO ♪

♪ On the track ♪

♪ So let's get it lit ♪

♪ This world is ours ♪

♪ This world it is ours ♪

♪ And we chilling on top ♪ they like boy you a star ♪

♪ Outta this world homie I'm on Mars ♪

♪ Hit 'em with the flow ♪ got 'em caught off guard ♪

♪ Tell 'em I'm a pro homie I got bars ♪

♪ But y'all wanna Mardi Gras ♪

♪ I party, party hard ♪

♪ What time, party, party hard ♪

♪ Party hard, party hard ♪

♪ Yo, party, party party hard ♪

♪ I party hard, party hard ♪

♪ Party, party hard ♪

♪ Head honcho homie I'm at large ♪

♪ And I party, party hard ♪

- [Justin] Y'all make some noise if you rocking with it.

(audience cheers)

- Hey guys, I ran out of breath cause I'm drunk, so...

(audience laughs)

Y'all make some noise for Hero, make some noise right here.

Make some noise for Matty Matt!

(audience cheers)

Alright, alright, now make some noise

for New Brookland Tavern.

(audience cheers)

That's what motherfuckers say right there.

As a matter of fact, matter of fact,

my Mama didn't believe I was performing and shit.

Hey, y'all wanna take a Snapchat with me real quick?

Hold on, y'all gotta take a Snapchat with me real quick,

make some more noise!

(audience cheer)

Woo, bet look at that, it's already on selfie mode.

I'm a selfish son of a bitch.

All right, on three, y'all say hell yeah.

[Drunk Patron] Hell yeah!

I said on three, y'all just jumping the gun.

One, two, three!

(crowd shouting "hell yeah")

Alright, do it one more time, one, two, three.

I love y'all so much, thanks everybody.

(hip hop music)

♪ Wasted, the people ♪ don't know shit about ♪

♪ Ball so hard and my coach ♪ he had to sit me out ♪

♪ Rep Carolina 'cause it's in the south ♪

♪ These people told me I was finished ♪

♪ Took my pen-is stuck it in his mouth ♪

♪ Hold up, hold up, whoa ♪

♪ I ain't gay or nothing ♪

(lyrics muffled)

♪ Fighting Temptations ♪ like I'm David Ruffin ♪

♪ And huffing and puffing ♪ like the big bad wolf ♪

♪ The three little pigs run from songs ♪ that don't have hooks ♪

♪ Wasted education ♪

(hip-hop music)

- How long have you known Julian?

- Since high school.

Well most of them, Ty, Chandler, Jules.

- Wow, so you guys go way back.

That's great, there's not a lot of friendships like that.

- Hey, what's up bro?

Hey!

(Adam chatting)

[Ty] Hey, what up, girl! - Ty!

You guys were amazing!

- What's up, dawg?

- Seriously, you guys did great.

- Thank you. - What up Ty?

What's up, bro? - How you doing?

- Shit's sick! - Thank you.

- You ever need visuals to go with it just let me know.

- I appreciate it, man,

but I think Jules got the next one, man.

- Yeah? - Yeah.

- Well here, let me still give you a card.

- You got cards, bro. - You know it.

- Official as a whistle, man,

you fly as a bird.

Alright man, appreciate it.

- Hey, great seeing you

and wonderful meeting you Haley.

- You too.

- I'll see you around. - Alright, man.

♪ No Rules, what, I thought I told you ♪

(lyrics muffled)

You rockin' with me right?

Bro, you got a dance for it.

This one isn't playin' at all.

- Make some noise for my man over here.

(cheering)

What do you got for 'em, Matty Matt?

I say, uh

Let's chill 'em out for a little bit

Real quick.

I like to say I'm a conscious hip-hop artist.

So...

[Miles] Thank you!

Word, this your song?

- Thank you. - Alright bro.

Hey, real recognize real.

[Chandler] Good shit.

("Endgame" by H3RO)

- [Haley] I think I'm gonna head out.

- I just pulled my chair up

and you're gonna tell me you're heading out?

- I got an early morning tomorrow.

- That has never stopped you before.

- Maybe we ought to get together next week.

- I guess that would be cool.

- Good seeing you, Ty. - Good seeing you too.

- Take care, alright?

- Yeah, absolutely, absolutely.

- Did you see where Julian went?

- Uh, I think he's out back?

- See ya. - Yeah, you too, peace.

I need a fucking drink.

(hip-hop music)

♪ All these people say I'm insane ♪

♪ Tell the people this is endgame ♪

♪ Y'all still with me out there ♪

♪ All the people say I'm insane ♪

♪ Tell the people this is endgame ♪

♪ Yeah, yeah ♪

♪ All the people say I'm insane ♪

♪ Tell the people this is endgame ♪

(cheers)

- Hey you. - Hey yourself.

- May I?

- What are you doing after this?

- I'm actually about to head home.

- Already?

- I'm really tired.

- You're lucky, I'm in for the long haul.

- Isn't that how it always goes?

- What are we doing?

- We're having a cigarette.

- No, I'm having a cigarette.

I'm talking about us.

What are we doing?

- What does that even mean?

- Come on. - What?

- If you just answer my phone calls

we wouldn't be having this conversation.

- I don't know, okay?

- We hang out, act all casual.

Pretend there's nothing going on between us.

- Is this really how you're gonna start your night?

- I just can't help but wonder why I

haven't heard from you in the past month.

- I've been busy.

- But my texts though?

- Do I really have to say it?

- What, that I've slept around?

I'm single. - I know and that's okay.

But blatantly hitting on somebody

in front of the person you claim to care about

isn't something I look for in a partner.

- Like you inside with Adam?

- Please, he was just being nice.

But if we're going to go there,

how about that party at your parent's house?

- That's just like saying

you ever see that Family Guy episode?

With the dog and talking baby?

- The one where you first told me you cared about me

and then all of a sudden you're up in your room

with what's her fucking name?

- Oh, that party.

- Jesus, Jules, but it's supposed to be obvious

that you're the one for me.

- You know that if it came down to it, it'd be you.

- I don't know that. - You should by now!

- How many girls have you said that to?

I'm not gonna just be another girl you slept with.

- How could you possibly feel like this is just about sex?

- That's just how I feel.

- Sometimes I feel like you're an emotional support pinata

every time you get fucked up.

- So that's how it is? - That's just how I feel.

- How can I want to hit you and kiss you at the same time?

- I'm so sick of this back and forth bullshit.

- You don't have to deal with it.

- Well, after a year of the same drunken conversation.

I'm just trying to tell you that I do care about you.

- You don't know what you want.

- I do, it's you!

And I'm pretty sure I've made a big enough ass of myself

here in front of-

- I care about you so much

but I just can't, not right now.

I want us to still be friends, but -

- What kind of friendship is this?

- You know, I could always head in early with you.

- You're in it for the long haul.

- That's about right. - Right.

(chatter)

- So I don't care how attractive you are.

If you look like you ask questions during movies

I am not fucking swiping right on your ass.

Fuck that shit.

I seen as much as this as you have, woman,

I don't know who that fucking guy with the briefcase is.

- Miles, great job, bro, you killed that shit.

- I appreciate that, bro.

Too bad your ass is at the bar drunk texting the whole time.

- Hey, I was listening.

- Justin said he might come out tonight.

- What you mean he might come out tonight?

- Justin's always got his fucking girl problems.

- [Miles] Oh my God.

- Yeah, I feel that.

[Ty] Speaking of?

- He's still outside.

[Cole] This guy!

- Going to a house party!

You ready?

- Oh, I don't know man. - What, why?

- Last time I went out with you fools

I was in like a three-day alcoholic coma.

I can't fuck with that no more, y'all!

- [Ty] Where we going?

- Well, I'd like to go downtown for a little bit

and then maybe, maybe a house party.

- I'm down.

- Look Chan, I know you trying to get down and dirty,

while you in Cola, bro,

but I'm telling you, Five Points is not the move, my guy.

- What do you wanna do, set up shop in the Vista?

- [Preston] Hell no! - So Five Points it is.

- Come on, man, fuck dude,

like half those places are closed.

- [Cole] City has a drinking problem, bro.

- Clearly!

(laughter)

- They're also closing down late spots.

- [Chandler] What?!

- I know, I know, I know,

you ain't got no motherfucking food with the alcohol.

You might as well just be out!

- [Cole] Famously hot, but under new management.

[Preston] Under renovation.

- Fuckin' gentrification boys.

- [Chandler] Fuck. - [Ty] Wow.

- If you send a woman epic dick pic, right?

Two warriors locked in lightsaber battle,

Obi Wang Kenobi and Dick Vader.

(groaning)

- [Chandler] Tell me you're not trying to bitch out

'Cause you can't hang, bro.

- I can't hang?

I woke up on a fucking pool table

this morning!

(laughter)

I party hard as shit, motherfucker!

- [Preston] Party, party, hard!

- [Ty] Stop! Stop!

- Every time!

- I like the song!

- [Chandler] Five Points?

- No, no, I'm out. - What?

- I gotta go to work in the morning.

I'm getting to old for this shit. - [Cole] Pussy!

- OK, I'll be that. I got work in the morning.

But I'll see you boys.

- [Ty] All right, man. - [Chandler] Be good.

- I'll make the rounds. Y'all be good.

- [Ty] Get that bread!

- Yo, party hard tonight.

Especially your ass.

See ya, bro. - Take care.

(laughing)

- [Chandler] Going out. Going out. Going out?

- I'm out, I'm done. - What?

- You were the one that was all about partying tonight.

- Yeah, at the house party.

Fuck Five Points.

- Exactly, that's what I'm saying.

- Ty, I'll send you the address.

Cole, good seeing you.

Have fun, house party.

- [Chandler] Yeah, house party... - [Preston] House party!

- [Cole] This fuckin' guy!

- That dude is strange as shit.

- You saw that look though, right?

- I noticed the look.

Fuck off, boy scout!

I'm just saying he's not a bad dude

but he's always on those slopes.

I just don't like him running around with Jules

when he's like that.

- That's my cue, I'm out, boys, peace.

- Later bro.

- And then there were two.

- Oh my God, I hate you.

- Hey, let's scoop up Jules and head out.

- Nah, let's go say bye to everybody first

or you just gonna dip out like you always do.

(laughter)

- Fucking Five Points, bro.

- Five Points, really?

Are we really going to fucking Five Points?

- Bro, you used to love Five Points.

- Dude, when I was like 18 years old, man.

- [Jules] Guys, we need to stop for cigarettes.

- [Ty] Is that your last one?

- Officially. - We'll stop at the store.

- Let me get that one for the road.

- That's how its gonna be, huh?

Getting fucked from every angle?

- [Ty] Wanna get one more? Shotgun!

(Chandler laughs)

- Fucking asshole.

(Ty laughs)

(pop music)

("Vogue" by CrimsonMuzik ft. Kyrell Scott)

♪ Body looking like an ocean ♪

♪ Gimme a sip of that potion ♪

♪ Hey, the way you put it in motion ♪

♪ Make time stand still like ♪ we living in the moment ♪

♪ Hot fashion I love the way you voguing ♪

♪ Pull up in a rental but ♪ I whip it like its stolen ♪

♪ I peel off right now if you rolling ♪

♪ 'Cause you got that forever love ♪

♪ They be on that hoe shit ♪

♪ Wherever you wanna go ♪

♪ I mean its no pressure ♪ you just gotta let me know ♪

♪ I know I be on raw ♪

♪ Like I'm making straight A's ♪

♪ On a hater like woah ♪

♪ You been A-1 since day one ♪

♪ Ride or die through the night ♪

♪ Up until the day come ♪

♪ Believe that we gonna shine forever ♪

♪ All them haters so bright ♪

♪ They be blind forever ♪

♪ Now hit the vogue on 'em ♪

(music fades)

- Cole said the fountain.

- Yo hold up, I'm gonna go piss real quick.

- You good man?

Look dude.

I've been through it,

Chandler's been through it.

- [Chandler] You know I been through it!

- If it's meant to be it'll happen.

If not, don't sweat it bro, bummer summer.

- That's the most basic ass advice I've ever gotten.

- Come on, man, come on.

Look at this bum.

- Yo, let me hold that.

I may not be money but I'm sure as shit rock n' roll!

♪ Get your vogue on the dance floor ♪

♪ Always have my back like a jansport ♪

♪ Think I weigh more than I planned for ♪

(chattering)

- Peace.

Right here in South Carolina, though.

(pop music)

- [Five Points Guru] In Five points,

that's the thing man, I'm telling you.

A vibrant place where the kids come down

and let their hair down.

[Five Points Guru] After a day of hard work

and school. And you need to come down!

Embrace this!

Five Points is the thing!

- [Chandler] Alcohol, alcohol, alcohol.

- Five Points thing?

- No matter what Harpootlian say.

It goes down in the DM.

- It goes down in the DM.

It goes down in the DM. - It goes down in the DM.

- Down, man.

Look at this, unity and love.

♪ Five Points, Five Points, Five Points ♪

♪ Five Points, Five Points, Five Points ♪

(chaotic energy)

♪ Life's too short, we ain't ♪ worried 'bout nothin' ♪

- [Ty] Know what killed the dinosaurs?

- [Chandler] Fuck you.

- [Ty] The ice age! - [Chandler] Ah, God damn!

(bar patrons cheering)

♪ Let's go ♪

- We out here tonight!

Yo, what's up, baby?

- Tell me why, tell me why they had to carry this man

out the bar the other night.

We was drinking, we was drinking, man,

to fucking Batman whatever.

- Finish it?

He didn't finish it.

Yeah, I'm keeping fucking eye contact.

I'm like, come on motherfucker, let's roll.

I'm trying to get the hell out of here.

- Low key, I gotta piss.

(mumbling)

- When you say it out loud, it becomes high-key.

- Everyone's cool, everyone's good?

Good, let's cross the fucking street.

- What, we just do a little you?

- Yo, Ty is being a bitch right now.

He's talking to some other friends,

he's not fucking talking to us.

- [Man] Yeah, right, how dare he have other friends than us?

- How dare he. - Piece of shit.

- I thought I was one of his best friends.

- Hey, what's that phone call you were just on?

Baby Jules.

- Listen. - Yes?

- Haley! - Wow.

Jules, just fucking wow.

- I'm not gonna lie, I hit on Haley once.

Let's call in the depth chart.

Follow this fucking guy.

The depth chart!

- In with it. - In with it.

- Out with it. - Out with it.

- Drink motherfucker, drink motherfucker, drink!

- All right, I gotta bounce!

Good to see you bro!

- [Chandler] Catch you next time!

(hip hop music)

- [Ty] Hey! Chug it! Chug it! Chug it!

Chug it up, baby!

- What is this, date night?

- [Ty] Date night, baby!

Don't quit, don't quit, suck it up!

- Bro, try to keep it-

- Hey, don't fuck with Julia.

Julia's in one of her moods.

- Julia's drinking fucking water!

- [Justin] Sup, boy?

(hip-hop music)

Woo! - God damn!

You better drink up, drink up!

- He's gonna puke in three, two...

- Oh yeah!

- We're here to party.

How hard are we trying to party?

- We're trying to party hard!

- [Chandler] Oh yeah!

- Let it out buddy, you got this.

(Ty heaves)

- I might have thrown up

but Mama ain't raise no weakling, okay?

I'm gonna keep drinking.

- Alright, I like that.

I'm not the happy person either right now.

- Hey listen.

- Chandler, I heard you were sex positive.

But you have sex with yourself

and this is Justin.

- It's past my bedtime, bro, it's past my bedtime.

- [Chandler] You too?

- Yeah, you already know.

- [Chandler] Be good!

- [Jules] I can be your hero, H3RO!

Jules, what the fuck?

Oh shit!

[Ty] Ty!

[Other Ty] Ayyeee!

♪ We gettin' litty ♪ 'cause we both damn fly ♪

♪ Yeah we gettin' litty ♪ 'cause we both named Ty ♪

What's up, what's up? - [Other Ty] Shout out to all

babies in the streets. - [Ty] What's up, ma?

- Don't drink too much liquor.

- Don't drink too much liquor, dead ass!

- [Man] Tell me, Chan.

- Ty's going, come on.

- I ain't worried about shit.

Fuck everybody passing by me.

Fuck 'em all, I'm ready to get this shit.

(hip-hop music)

- [Ty] You gonna buy me a shot?

- I tried to earlier and you vomited everywhere.

So we're good.

- [Ty] That's a lie, dude!

(Chandler laughing)

- [Chandler] You got thrown, motherfucker, get outta there!

(laughing)

- [Ty] What's up, man, how you doing, dawg?

- I'm fine.

- [Jules] What are you doing in this bathroom, huh?

Throwing up?

- [Ty] If anybody throwing up it's you.

- I throw up but I keep it moving.

I don't throw up and stop like-

- I haven't thrown up

so that's crazy that you're acting like-

- [Ty] He's lying, Jules is lying, Chandler.

Chandler, tell him he's lying.

- I got H-two-O on my side, motherfucker.

- [Ty] Yo, you H-two-blow, motherfucker!

- You ain't shit! - You ain't shit!

- [Ty] You ain't shit, boy, I said it first!

Bro, are you in here fucking texting again?

- No man, I'm good.

- [Jules] Are you talking to Lauren again?

- No, I had to-

- Bro, you and Lauren are done!

- [Ty] Don't be such an asshole, man!

- I'm not trying to be mean`but you're done!

- [Ty] First off, you ain't got shit with Haley.

- Bro, that's your girl and everybody else's girl, bro.

- [Ty] Ooh, oh my God, dude, oh my God.

- How you gonna do me like that?

- I don't even want to be a part of this!

Listen, we're out here drinking having a good fucking time,

you're back in town...

- My name's Lauren, I don't love Chandler anymore.

- You know I'm good.

(shouting)

- Cause she's done with your ass!

- [Ty] Let's chill before Haley comes in here

and fucking pops your finger in your asshole, alright?

- [Chandler] Whoa! - [Ty] I'm just saying, man.

Everybody needs to relax,

everybody needs to relax.

We going to the next bar?

We gotta get one more, man.

- We absolutely have to go to the next bar.

This bar's done, man.

(car passing)

- What's up, drunkie? - Fuck!

- What? - Forgot my card.

- Fucking dumbass. - Be right back.

- [Ty] Where are you going, asshole?

- Get a drink. - I just lit this.

- So enjoy it.

- [Ty] I fucking hate you.

("Dime a Dozen" by H3RO ft. Christou, V. Renee

♪ Yeah we might be something ♪

♪ Real talk you are not the one ♪

♪ You a dime a dozen right now ♪

(chatter)

- You know it revolves around you.

- Like you?

- Come on, you saw everybody buzzing.

♪ I make decisions that ♪ sometimes seems rash ♪

♪ Since we're both dummies, ♪ why don't we crash ♪

♪ Got one foot on the gas ♪

♪ Pedal to metal, grab life by the horns ♪

♪ Boy don't mess with the devil ♪

♪ Y'all ain't on my level ♪

♪ Modern day monsters ♪ like Bonnie and Clyde ♪

Hey, sweetheart.

(Jules chuckles)

(patrons chattering

- You find your card?

- Bro, it was in my fucking back pocket. - Fuckin' dumbass.

- [Jules] Get off me, man! - Shit!

- Fuck you!

- Come on, come on, buddy.

- How's that for a visual, you son of a bitch!

I'll break your fucking camera in your ass!

- Can I go in? - You gonna be cool?

- Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Yo, yo, yo, bro, you gotta go.

- Bro. - No, no, no, just go.

(chattering)

No, go, go, leave, adios.

No, no, I'll be with you in a second, hold up.

- This is how it's gonna be?

- I gotta talk to her.

- Ty... I...

- Listen, listen, I'm gonna tell you right now,

stop messing with my friend, alright?

Straight up, stop.

♪ Right now ♪

♪ Right, right now ♪

♪ Right now ♪

- Jules, hey Julian, wait up, man.

- Can we just go?

- After you tell me what's going on.

- I said I wanna fucking leave, Chandler!

- Alright, we got that house party to go to still.

We're gonna wait for Ty.

Let's go hang out at the car,

wait for him to come back.

Right. Fuck me too.

(laughing)

♪ See, madness is never that far away ♪

("Crazytown' by PATx)

(chattering)

- So, uh, before we do this shot.

What you do again?

- Okay, it is like time to drink right now

and you're making small talk,

like who the fuck invited this guy?

I don't know what's happening right now.

- Yeah man, you should've stuck with a toast, bro.

- Yeah, listen if you're not here

to like pass out from drinking

or piss yourself from laughing too hard

then you need to get the fuck out.

Like for your own safety, okay.

- So we're doing like a three second countdown, right?

- Don't be a pussy.

- Yeah Jules, don't be a fucking pussy.

- What the fuck is that supposed to mean?

I'm just checking the rules.

- Hey, hey, hey, show some class, man!

Jesus Christ! - What is this, Over The Top?

- Wait, is that that arm wrestling movie?

(laughing)

- What the fuck are you gonna do?

You gonna just fucking stand there?

You gonna take a shot, what the fuck?

- Go ahead, go ahead. - Cool, thanks, thanks guys.

- Yeah, let's go, bro, fuck.

- Okay, so like what are we toasting?

- Hey, you wanna drink, you gotta have a toast.

- Yeah, let's fucking hear it, pal.

- Okay, I got one. - You got one?

I once was a haberdasher, I worked in a department store,

a woman came looking for a corset,

I said what kind of corset are you looking for,

rubber she said and rubber I did

and I don't work there anymore.

(cheering)

- Come here, Jules, get ready, get ready, get ready.

- Ah, lets go!

One, two, three, go, go, go, go, go, go!

(grunting)

I'm sorry, you had to lose, you had to lose.

- And then we came over here.

("Magic School Bus" by Christou DaKeeng")

(chattering)

I gotta, I gotta hold down a job.

- Who took the shot...?

Of chocolate syrup out your belly button?

When we were playing Jenga?

Remember we were playing Jenga?

Was it ranch?

Did you lick ranch out of my belly button?

That's fucking disgusting.

Yo, I got a really hairy belly

this man drank funking ranch out of my belly button.

- That's why they call it the happy trail

'cause you got ranch on one end and the D on the other.

- [Ty] Oh okay, clever, clever.

- What happens if America is just completely shut down?

What worst case scenario, Maury, Wheel of Fortune just gone.

- Well, obviously like 8% of the population dies

immediately from cardiac shock.

- Oh my God, that's like so sad.

You guys like what happened to like enjoying life

without being plugged in, you know?

- I mean we've lost the ability to truly focus on anything.

- Not in this fucking lifetime.

- Okay, that's so depressing.

You guys know, see, happiness is not an ideal reason,

but of imagination.

- Is that?

- Immanuel Kant.

I know it sounds like cunt, but it's Kant.

- Was he like actually right?

- Oh yeah, he was spot on.

That was actually really impressive.

- Okay, good. - Yeah, "cunt" and all.

(laughing)

So what's your name, straggler?

- Chandler.

- Hi, Chandler. - Hi.

Oh my turn, Lily.

- Lily, nice to meet you.

("Houseprtydrmgrl [Alternate Drug Version] Pt. 6" byRadboii Season

- Pardon me, pardon me, pardon me.

- So me and him used to fucking

just get fucked up all the time and do wild shit.

We lived off of Broad River

so we were real close to Platinum Plus.

- Broad River? - Yeah, yeah, yeah.

- I didn't know they let white people off in Broad River.

- Man, we lived in Briarsgate!

- [Ryan] Remember hopping that gate, going to Waffle House?

(laughing)

- So you come here with the coked up Kant kid?

- Yeah, that's my buddy Jules.

And then my buddy Ty is running around here somewhere.

He tends to wander.

- Yeah, it sounds like he's got the right idea.

- I got this one story, man.

I don't even know if I can tell it right now.

- Tell it to me.

- This man left me at a strip club as collateral.

We walk in the strip club.

He goes, yo bet me I won't pull out 500 dollars.

Alright, bet. - Bet.

- He pulls out 500 fucking dollars,

he hands me two and is like go have a good time.

- And are those your friends in there?

- Oh my God, no.

I came here with my friend Jen,

some bros invited us out after the show

and she wasn't ready to call it

so I figured what the hell?

- Hey, that's the spirit.

- Yeah, usually it's the distilled kinds that speak to me.

- Lady after my own heart.

- The stripper walks up to me and she's like,

hey, you're Ryan's friend, right?

And I said, yeah, she was like, all right cool.

Well, he said he was going to the ATM,

he's gonna come back and get you.

He left you here just to prove that he'd come back

and pay me because he ran through $300

and he had no more money and then the ATM declined him.

- So where are you from?

- You were doing so well

and then you fell into the pit of smalltalk.

- All right, yeah, I know, guilty.

I graciously accept my punishment.

No, but like where's home?

- Kinda here, kinda not.

I don't know, it's complicated.

I'm here now for work.

Don't you dare ask me what it is.

- I would not dare.

Do you like it?

- Yeah, I kinda like it, kinda hate it.

It's like a place to live, right,

like any other place?

- It's a little bro heavy, okay.

But I guess every place has its own chapter

of weird townies, right?

- Some more than others.

- I was there to seven in the morning.

I spent my last money on a pack of cigarettes

off the machine, bro.

I had a beg some random dude for a ride home.

- Oh God damn, you was a black man for about 30 minutes.

- I don't know about that.

I finally make it home, he's sound a-fucking-sleep.

He left me bro as collateral for a stripper!

- So you're from around here?

- Ooh, that sounds an awful lot like smalltalk there.

- You're the one who broke the moratorium.

I'm just trying to contextualize you.

- Contenxtual, please buy me a drink first.

- You're delightfully less bro-ey.

- Thanks, I do try.

- You know, it's like that meld of southern charm

that y'all do so well, and also it sounds like

he's cracked a book or two.

- One of them even had chapters and everything.

- Such a fucking goober.

(door opens)

(Jules dry heaving)

- I think I need to, you gonna be here for a while?

- Yeah, I mean, your friend's like beyond geeked

so stop checking on me, I've got plenty of company.

(car door closes)

(car door opens)

(door closes)

(lighter)

(Chandler sighs)

- We stabilizing? - Oh yeah.

- I'm just chillin' man after those five victory shots

after I won a hundo.

- What are people betting on in there?

- Arm wrestling.

I won a fucking Benjamin.

And he didn't have it on him, but he's good for it.

- Okay, that's great and all, Jules,

but that's not my point.

Are you okay? - Okay?

I'm finally feeling good enough

to hit my motherfucking stride.

- Seriously.

- You miss this yet?

- What, losing the beat on Ty,

having to babysit your dumb tweaking ass,

no Jules, I do not miss this.

- Nah, I meant that dick in your mouth.

- God, piece of shit.

Yeah, yeah, I miss it.

Ty, come on! - [Ty] Bro!

- I know, man, I just got the urge, right?

Ty! - Chan!

- I'll bet Jules' hundo you won't fight him though.

- Bro, I'll be down there and I'll cut that-

- I needed a fresh start, all right?

- Because of Lauren?

It's kinda obvious, man.

- I mean there's other stuff too, but yeah, yeah,

that was a big one.

- How is that going?

- She's still moving.

- Have you talked to her?

- Well, we texted but she doesn't think it's a good idea

to see each other.

- Maybe its because you do impulsive shit.

Like I don't know, move to fucking Charleston.

- Yeah and then ended up back here a month later

doing the same old shit for some reason.

- Got me thinking about moving man.

- Really? - Yeah.

I don't know what I'd do, but yeah.

- I'll tell you what, as soon as I figure out

how to tie my own shoes out there,

I'll let you know, all right?

- It was a good idea though.

It was a good idea, the restaurant.

- Yeah, it was, Jules.

Ty, come on!

- Yeah, hold on!

- I love you, man.

- I love you too, Jules.

- Hey, you see this shit?

- What, the friend who's going to wander off

without telling you where he's going?

What the hell is your excuse?

Look, I was just trying to wrangle these assholes.

- No, I'm fucking with you

'cause I knew you wouldn't ghost me like that.

- Really? - Mm-hmm.

- And why is that?

- Yeah, yeah, yeah.

- Clearly, because I'm so fucking intriguing.

- That is an understatement.

- Well then you should probably tell me where you're going

so we can finish our conversation.

- Well, I believe we're going to rally

and then head to our favorite after hours dive.

- Oh my God, not that horrible late night spot in the Vista.

- East Room, be there, bring friends.

We're gonna get fucked up!

- You know, that sounds like the greatest fucking plan

I've heard all night.

So how do I-

- Don't ask, follow, F-O-L-L-O-W.

- Oh my God, always flipping out.

- It's about fucking time,

you said you'd be a couple more minutes.

- Yeah, two more shakes of the fucking dick, man.

You act like some dad at Disney World rushing his kid.

- So you'll follow us there then?

- Yeah, okay, sure, see you there.

- That's where I should be sitting.

- [Jules] Bummer summer, bro. - Shut the fuck up.

- Let me see if this text got me.

- Where the fuck we going anyways?

- East Room, bitch! - East Room, bitch!

- You fucking duet fucks!

(car passing)

Look, all I'm saying is I don't think

a waitress has ever been proposed to

by a guy in a fucking Hawaiian shirt at her restaurant.

- I think that's exactly who should propose to her the most.

- Were you at my birthday?

- Shut the fuck up, Jules!

- Motley Crue I have here.

Hey Jules, hey Chandler.

- [Chandler] What's up, Bran?

- How you doing, Ty, thank you guys.

What can I put in your mouth tonight, guys?

(laughing)

- [Chandler] You know, baby!

("Shadows" by Boo Hag)

(door opening)

(Ty vomiting)

♪ I must confess to you ♪

♪ I see the shadow, the shadow ♪

♪ I see the shadow, the ♪ shadow, the shadow ♪

♪ Tell me again does any of this matter ♪

(billiard balls cracking)

- Is he okay? - He will be.

- Yeah, maybe if somebody stopped playing

this shitty ass music, fucking sad.

Yeah, alright, I need a fucking new drink anyway.

Jesus Christ.

- I'm not very good.

- In my experience people who say that

usually ended up kicking my ass.

- Believe me, I'm not.

Gonna check on your buddy?

I'm sure at this point the only thing

that Jules is interested in talking to

is that drink in his hand.

- It was 1895 so you know your damn chest nuts

would break clean off when you're migrating

from Wyoming up to Chicago.

Just like a fucking clown, he came to be.

That's what my blood made me to be.

- Jeez, what made him do that?

- God damn devil, that's what.

Sold my granddaddy a God damn dream of owning a circus.

Sold him his herd, all his land in Big Sky Country.

I swear to God, man, you like being a drug around

by your dick in the dirt, trust me, life will oblige.

♪ You're probably right ♪

- I thought you weren't any good at pool.

- Well, maybe I was being a little hard on myself.

- So does the lady have any other hidden talents?

- Well, for one, I could down a whiskey

a lot faster than you.

- How about a toast

to our alcoholic friends and the adventures they drag us on.

I don't have a drink.

Can I grab you anything?

- Gin and tonic.

- I think they have that here.

- You are such a goober.

- It's been said.

("Sleep" by Isabelle's Gift)

- Yeah, yeah, yeah, all day.

As long as I can use your lettuce as a shank.

- That's not lettuce, that's celery.

- Oh, yeah, celery.

You know, I'm tired, okay, it's been a long day.

- Back then a heifer wasn't just a heifer.

You know?

Now see, that right there.

My grandmother told me that he had

that same look in his eyes.

Just like you got.

You know, everyone can't seem to see

when they got something good right under their nose.

- So you're telling me your father's father whoever

told you we were both going to have

the same dumb clown dream.

- Man he could have owned land in five different states

but fucking lawyers got him owning

a quarter of a penny on the dollar

owing to fucking Barnum and Bailey.

- Shit, so your lineage like started the circus.

- God damn straight it did.

- Does that make you like Mr. Barnum?

- Well ain't no Britannica book gonna tell you that shit.

- Britanna-who-ma-what now?

Oh come on, man, God damn it.

Can y'all get any younger?

I mean I swear to God

I thought it was bad in the Hootie and the Blowfish days.

- Alright, what's your name then, old man?

Got all the fucking answers.

- In your eyes, I see it.

Don't go sell yourself some fake dream.

Just some little portion of your

stubby little self, God dammit.

- How am I?

- Listen, I don't know.

I don't have all the answers.

I'm sitting here right beside you, aren't I?

It's just in my blood to see when a man

is headed down the path, of swiping up,

sweepin' up fucking peanut shells at his own damn show.

You know what I'm saying

instead of owning the land.

Tending to his kin.

- What were they selling your granddad out in Chicago?

- Well, he sold out his livelihood,

but every man gets their swing at redemption.

To our past.

Our blood, family's blood

and those who came before us.

And uh, hell, what's the, how's it go?

- Staying woke?

- What the fuck is that?

- It's like when, fuck it, cheers man.

Fucking Barnum and Baileys.

(song ends)

- That's so nice of you, that's his celery.

I can't touch a man's celery, you know what I mean?

- [Woman] You can get celery, you can even dip it.

- Y'all just like ranch straight up in celery?

Like no wings or nothing?

- Yeah, nothing.

- [Ty] I guess it's a good drinking food.

- [Woman] That's a well-balanced diet.

- So you get, you get some of the goodness

from like the ranch and the blue cheese

but you also get the hydration

because it's like all water in celery.

You know what I'm saying?

So like instead of drinking water, eating it, it's perfect.

(laughing)

- Yes.

- That's a fucking good way to be.

("The Wolf" by E.Z. Shakes) - Why do you think it is we met tonight?

- You mean besides the part where you were scrounging

for free alcohol at my friend's party?

I really don't know how to answer that.

But why does there have to be a reason?

- Don't you believe in some measure of fate

in meeting people?

- I mean, I guess some people enter our lives for a reason

and some people are in our lives for a season

and some people don't ever leave

because they don't know what a fuck off face looks like.

- Touche.

But what would Kant say on the matter?

- Oh, he'd probably want to know

what your categorical imperative is.

- Oh yes, categorically speaking, of course.

So you don't believe in small talk?

- No, I mean, although I understand it happens.

- And you don't put stock in fate.

So what is it you do believe?

- The cosmos, like life is about what happens.

Okay, it's not about what happens to you.

It's about making choices, right?

So asking yourself, what do I believe in,

what's important to me,

What are my priorities,

what is my gauge for deciding what is good and bad?

But the only question like really worth asking yourself

is what do you want?

- I am so sorry.

I thought you were like doing a thing

and setting up like a moment.

I misread that.

- No, I, I, no, I get it, right.

Like how far you can push this.

We could blame it on the whiskey

or maybe you were just like so amused by my wit or whatever.

So what's her name?

(Chandler sighs)

Yeah, that's what I thought.

- What- - No, don't ruin it.

Can we just, can we just?

- When I saw you tonight,

I wasn't really thinking of-

- No, we're like tonight now.

So you were going to tell me about what's her name.

- Lauren. - Right.

So you guys like trying to go out together

or like, oh my God is that,

is she the reason you moved?

Is she the reason you left?

- All right, partly, partly.

Honestly, it was just, I was living in a rut,

you know, I was living my life in a rut

and then I met her and then she like carved out this hole

in the rut that was hers, you know?

And then she was gone and that hole was empty

and suddenly I realized that I hated this rut

that I carved out for myself

and I decided to do something about it.

Like, I don't know, I don't know what yet,

but I had to make a move.

So, I made it.

- Can I tell you something?

Okay, so whatever reason you had for walking away from that,

that's okay, like that's enough.

Like you made a choice and like, and you're figuring it out.

Maybe you don't know everything right now

but you don't have to.

You want to believe our meeting was fate.

Maybe I'm your wake-up call.

You should take closure where you can get it,

but know that you deserve more than to be

stuck in this limbo of what ifs.

Who knows?

All right, I gotta go. - Just like that?

- Just like that.

Damn it, I knew I should've been less charming.

(Lily laughs)

- [Ty] Bro, bro, yo, check this out.

- Fuck.

- Jules just told me he had a botched circumcision, dude.

Like what?

That dudes fucking dick is all fucked up.

He just told me that.

I'm so sorry, I didn't mean to interrupt you.

But I can't let him live this shit down, bro.

- It's fine.

(Ty laughs)

- Hey, I'm sorry, hey, my guy said something weird?

He got something in his teeth?

- No, no, no, he did good.

He just, no, he did fine.

He just needs to close out some stuff

before he can, you know, close.

- What, did you?

- No, I'm just that good.

- Yo, you're fucking very good, very fucking good.

- Okay, don't go swimming with any dolphins anytime soon.

And hey Jules, you're doing great, man.

But just enough with the talking to yourself.

It only attracts the crazies.

All right, so, all right you non-Ubering dumbasses,

get home safe.

- Oh, you Ubering fuck, bye!

- I'm completely lost.

(Ty & Chandler laughing)

("Late Nights" by Milah)

- How you gonna make that shot?

You got sunglasses on.

♪ Where you at, are you home girl ♪

♪ Its four in the morning, ♪ its four in the morning ♪

♪ I'm just waiting on that late night ♪

♪ Drunk text ♪

- Lemme catch that bro.

♪ Where you at ♪

♪ Are you home girl, four in the morning ♪

♪ Four in the morning ♪

- Ty, lemme get a cigarette.

- Yeah, yeah, I got you.

Freakin' bum.

♪ I just got a text and it ♪ said that you pullin' up ♪

♪ Tried playing pool but its you, ♪ and you know that I want it ♪

♪ But I gotta work in the morning ♪

- You freaking scumbag! - Oh man!

- How'd you make that mother-f'in shot?

- Maybe on the next game, Ty. - Your face is stupid!

Can't stand it! - Did I just run that?

- Gimme those stupid glasses! - Woooo!

♪ Late nights ♪

(door closes)

(phone ringing)

- Hello? - Hey, how's it going?

- [Lauren] Do you have any idea what time it is?

- Oh, did I wake you?

- Uh-huh. - Sorry.

- [Lauren] What's wrong?

- I, I just, I just wanted to hear the sound of your voice.

- [Lauren] You're drunk.

- Do you want to get lunch tomorrow?

- [Lauren] I don't think that's a good idea.

- Please? - Chandler.

- Lauren.

I just, I want to see you before you move away.

- You act like we're never going to see each other again.

- That's because that's what it feels like, okay?

- [Lauren] You'll see me again.

- Like tomorrow? - You mean today?

- Whichever.

- [Lauren] Why do you do this to yourself?

- I don't know.

I guess it's, I'm hopelessly devoted to the notion

that we're going to work things out.

- [Lauren] We tried to make it work.

- Yeah, so you're just gonna throw away

four years like that?

- [Lauren] I'm not.

- That's what it feels like.

- [Lauren] While we haven't always been perfect,

I don't regret anything.

- Why are you leaving?

- [Lauren] You moved to Charleston.

- Yeah, but you're gonna move to Clemson.

- [Lauren] I explained this to you.

- Yeah, yeah, it's better classes.

Yeah, no, no, I, I get it, no, that makes sense.

Why didn't you ask me to go with you?

- [Lauren] You still don't get it, do you?

- Obviously not, Lauren,

so please explain it to me.

- [Lauren] When you told me you were moving to Charleston

you didn't think I knew it was out of spite?

- Oh please, here we go, here we go.

- [Lauren] Instead of dealing with something,

you jumped ship. - No!

- [Lauren] You packed up and ran to Charleston.

- No, that's not what happened?

- [Lauren] Just like when things got serious with us,

you ran off to Melanie.

- Can we,

let's not talk about that, okay?

- [Lauren] I'm not trying to start a fight.

- Oh, you could've fooled me.

- [Lauren] I'm simply saying

that when you told me about Charleston

I knew it was because of us,

but I also got excited for you.

- Excited? - Yeah, excited.

Excited that maybe you could finally let go

of all this anger and start over.

- I tried.

I don't, I don't, I, I, I tried to let go, okay,

but I, I don't know, here I am, back here.

- [Lauren] Yeah, well, staying out till four in the morning

isn't going to help you make any progress.

- I guess not, no.

- [Lauren] You with Jules and Ty?

- Yeah. - And how are they?

- Oh, Jules is back on his Haley shit

and Ty is- - Drunk?

- Yeah, yeah, wasted, he's Ty.

- [Lauren] I hate to cut it short,

but some of us do have to get up

and go to work in the morning.

- Are you all right, man?

- So can I see you? - I'll think about it, okay?

- Yeah. - Get some rest.

- [Chandler] Yeah.

- [Lauren] Don't stay out too much later.

- Alright. - Goodnight, Chandler.

- Goodnight, Lauren.

Close out your tab? - Yup.

- Where's Ty?

- He's inside right now.

Bran's trying to wake him up.

(keys jingling)

You sure you're okay, man?

- Yeah, I'm just fucking tired, alright?

- Listen, I'm sorry you didn't get

your dick looked at tonight.

(door opens)

- I don't know about y'all,

but I'm fucking hungry.

- Nope, it's pass the fuck out o'clock.

- What, come on, Chan,

I'll get you that peanut butter waffle you like.

- No, we're leaving and I'm not fucking around.

- Hey, who pissed in his cereal, man.

He didn't get no play with the blue haired chick,

now we're gonna act like that small dick energy.

Jesus Christ, come on, man, I'll fucking call it ahead.

- [Chandler] What part of I'm tired do you not understand?

The sun is almost up, asshole.

- [Ty] What you bucking up at me like that for?

- Ty, what are we arguing about right now?

- Cause I'm fucking hungry!

- Right, because you're fucking hungry,

and it's always like this, you know what,

forget the other thousands of times it's been like this.

Let's talk about tonight, alone.

Just tonight, you want to be chauffeured around.

You want to ride shotgun.

- You do wanna go there. - You wanna bum cigarettes

and now you want us to go get something to eat

because you're fucking hungry.

- Chan, shut the fuck up.

- I'm just telling it how it is, bro.

- [Ty] How about since we got here how you been talking man,

I'm gonna some nookie, I'm gonna get some girls.

- Fuck this.

- No, no, no, no, no, no, no, you started this, okay?

You're the one that brought this shit the fuck up.

So you know what, let me lay it on you real quick, Chan.

Real fucking fast.

I love you, Chan, I really do.

But you gotta get your fucking head out your ass.

- You know something, Ty, I hate to burst your bubble

you're not the first person that told me that shit.

- Okay, well where's the fucking trust, bro?

From when you made a pact with your boys, man.

Why don't you just man the fuck up

and tell us all that you moved and bitched out

because of fucking Lauren.

- You know what, just fucking leave her out of this, okay?

- Then why'd you move?

Why'd you move?

- [Chandler] Because I had to get

the fuck out of this town, all right.

- Get the fuck out of town, why?

Why the fuck should you get out of town

where all your fucking friends are?

- No, because I'm drowning here, Ty, all right?

I can't keep doing this same shit every night.

- You don't have to fucking do the same shit every night.

All right, we had a fucking plan!

- [Chandler] Ty, that wasn't realistic and you know that.

- How was that not realistic?

Why was it not realistic?

Me, you, Jules, we had that plan

to open that spot at State Street.

- The plan was unrealistic and you know that, Ty.

- [Ty] Why?

- Because you can't keep doing the same routine.

You gotta find a plan and stick with it.

- Well, I'm sorry my fucking routine

doesn't fit into your plan, motherfucker.

But listen, I enjoy going out,

like having nights like this with my fucking boys,

you know what I'm saying?

In a city that accepts me for who I am.

I'm sorry you don't fucking get that.

- I'm not saying-

- Nah, nah, nah, I gotta sit here

and really pretend like my best friend

didn't just say to my face,

that all this shit we've been through,

all the shit that we planned the fuck out

doesn't fit into your little routine.

I'm sorry your fucking ass

had to fucking move off to Charleston

'cause you got fucking butt hurt about some fucking girl.

Hope you're finding your fucking path up there.

I'm still fucking hungry!

(car door opens)

(car door closes)

- I mean I'm kinda hungry too man, just saying.

(car door opens)

(car door closes)

(car door opens)

- [Ty] Do you feel like shit, Jules?

- No, I got my orange juice.

- [Ty] Happy now?

That's good.

Chan still looks angry.

- Waiting on this waffle.

Yeah, we're gonna get you a peanut butter waffle,

don't you worry.

- I think someone's having a bad day.

- [Ty] All it takes is one bad day.

- You know what they say about Batman,

Bummer summer, bro.

- Bummer summer, bro.

How's that peanut butter waffle, was it good?

You happy now?

- Is anybody really happy?

- Haley. - Shut up.

- I swear to God, I was talking to a dude.

- [Ty] You were talking to the bartender.

- No, the old guy with the beard.

- What old guy, dude?

- His name was Miller and he was talking

about how his granddad got screwed

out of owning land in Wyoming

and that he had run a circus for Barnum and Bailey.

- Where you drinking a Miller?

- No, I was drinking, I was drinking whiskey and Coke.

You know, honestly,

Preston and I had this conversation and he apparently

doesn't always tell me what's in it.

- God forbid you should not be able

to trust your coke dealer.

- You know who would be really awesome

to never run into again?

Adam.

I understand you're mad but Adam's kind of ripped, dude.

- Bro, y'all didn't see what happened inside that bar, dude.

Y'all didn't see, I was swinging on this man.

- Saw you get your ass thrown out.

- Yeah by the bar, the doorman, okay.

I was swinging on Adam and he was cowering, cowering.

- Cowering?

- Hands over his head, fetal position.

- I went in there after you got kicked out

and talked to him-

- And he looked shook, didn't he?

He was shook.

- No, they were kind of chuckling.

It's all good, man, I'm just fucking with you, bro.

No, he looked upset.

- Yeah, he was visually perturbed, I'm sure.

(car passing)

- It's gonna be a beautiful day.

- You need me to drop you by your car?

- Nah, I got 'em, I got 'em.

Thanks, man, I was gonna pass out in my car.

- Well, you can pass out in the back seat,

'cause, uh, shotty!

- Ooh, sucks to suck. - Fucking assholes.

("Hey Beautiful" by E.Z. Shakes)

♪ I took it all for granted ♪

♪ And I lived it to the bone ♪

♪ My heart came hard as stone ♪

♪ If all that's left is actin' out ♪

♪ Running till we fall ♪

♪ I'd rather not go on ♪

♪ Last call for alcohol ♪

♪ Hey beautiful, will you smile on me ♪

♪ One more time I see ♪

♪ I could be anywhere but here ♪

♪ I choose to be here ♪

♪ Here ♪

♪ Here ♪

(car door closes)

- [Ty] I figured you would've left

without saying later, bro.

- You know you look like a pissed off mom right now.

- I'm not upset, I'm just disappointed.

- My bad.

- Forget about it.

- No, I mean, sorry about the fight.

I was out of line and I shouldn't have lashed out like that.

So what do you say, Ma, am I welcome back inside?

- Shut the fuck up.

- Christ. - Jules still alive?

- He's probably in here somewhere fucking off.

- It's better he does it at home than somewhere else.

Hey bitch, sweet baby Jules. - Sup, y'all?

- Gonna grab a beer, want one?

- I'm good. - Jules?

- Fuck yes.

(Ty chuckles)

- [Jules] How'd it go?

- Oh as well as could be expected.

How about you, how's things going with,

well, what are you gonna do?

- I'm gonna stop sweeping up peanuts

at my own fucking shows, that's what I'm gonna do.

- What?

- Jules, stop talking about fucking nuts.

- So where are we going? - I'm going home.

- Oh, come on, Chan, you can't just call out one more day?

- Nope.

- All right, well, what if I told you my sister

was actually going to Charleston next year?

- No.

- Dude, all I'm saying is if you're still down there

and you're being, you know, a punk bitch,

you know, maybe we could roll through.

- Take care, guys.

Stay golden, pony boy. - Drive safe, man.

(bottle opening)

- I'm trying to go visit the motherfucker

and he acts like he's too good for us.

- Ain't that a bitch?

(bottles clank)

Fuck!

(car horn)

(cars passing)

(car door closes)

(Chandler sighing)

("We Made the Party" by Familur Max)

♪ Tonight ♪

♪ Weekends, my weekends, ♪ go so hard, no weekends ♪

♪ We speeding, no crash course ♪

♪ It goes down like deep ends ♪

♪ Man look, you know it, nothing ♪ change when we do it ♪

♪ Couple old faces and we blow it ♪

♪ Man you know it, you know it ♪

♪ Right though, tell ♪ your city that we here ♪

♪ You could tell that the song ♪

♪ You haters in the rear ♪

♪ Couple bottles see sparks in the air ♪

♪ Bout to kill the scene ♪ with the headlight ♪

♪ Tell 'em all on the spot ♪

♪ Walk 'em through the door ♪

♪ Out the line we did that ♪

♪ Repping for the you know, ♪ city brand on the back ♪

♪ Shine light, nothing you could tell us ♪

♪ Got a whole bunch of women ♪ making out with my fellas ♪

♪ Hot dog, ketchup with the relish ♪

♪ Keep a eye on the green, ♪ green, like I'm jealous ♪

♪ We made the party ♪

♪ We made the party ♪

♪ And it's just getting started ♪

♪ And it's just getting started like ♪

♪ We made the party ♪

♪ Getting this money we blow it ♪

♪ As soon as they're playing my song ♪

♪ We made the party ♪

♪ We made the party ♪

♪ We made the party ♪

♪ We made the party ♪

♪ We made the party ♪

♪ We made the party ♪

♪ We made the party ♪

♪ Who made the party ♪

♪ Who made the party ♪

♪ We been reppin' all night ♪

♪ Let 'em know its alright ♪

♪ Ain't a question, got it locked ♪

♪ Keep them cameras flashing bright ♪

♪ We made the party ♪

♪ You know it, you know it ♪

♪ As soon as I meet up with y'all ♪

♪ DJ be playing the song ♪

♪ And this ain't for nothing you know ♪

♪ Been getting it in for so long ♪

♪ Man, they know what's up ♪

♪ Don't act like you don't see us round ♪

♪ My whole crew goes so hard ♪

♪ So the whole world gotta see us now ♪

♪ We gone, gone baby, we gone ♪

♪ Let 'em know this song ♪

♪ Let 'em know we home ♪

♪ We made the party ♪

♪ We made the party ♪

♪ We made the party ♪

♪ We made the party ♪

♪ We made the party ♪

♪ We made the party ♪

♪ We made the party ♪

♪ We made the party ♪

♪ Who made the party ♪

♪ We made the party ♪

♪ You know it ♪

♪ We been on it all night ♪

♪ We been at it all night ♪

♪ Me and my team ♪

♪ We been on it all night ♪

♪ Me and my team ♪

♪ Me and my team ♪

♪ Me and my team ♪

♪ We been on it all night ♪

♪ Me and my team ♪

♪ Me and my team ♪

♪ We been on it all night ♪

♪ Get it lit, woo ♪

♪ This world it is ours ♪

♪ And I'm chillin' on ♪ top like boy you a star ♪

♪ Like boy you a star ♪

♪ Out of this world homie I'm on Mars♪

♪ Hit 'em with the flow ♪ got him caught off guard ♪

♪ Tell 'em I'm a pro homie I got bars ♪

♪ But y'all want a Mardi Gras ♪

♪ I party, party, party hard ♪

♪ Party, party hard ♪

♪ I party hard, party hard ♪

♪ Party, party hard, I ♪ party, party, party hard ♪

♪ Party, party hard ♪

♪ Head honcho homie I'm at large ♪

♪ And I party, party, party hard ♪

♪ ♪

(camera clicks)

- It's not party a little bit.

It's not party safely and it's not party intermediate,

it's party rock motherfucking hard.

- [Ty] You're drunk.

- [Jules] Not yet, I'm just partying motherfucking hard.