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Hi, grandpa.
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Hey!
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You're guys are still stuck airport?
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Oh my god! That's so annoying.
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Did you like ask them to
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like see how long it would be?
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Sucks!
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So what should I do? Should I
just go to grandpa's without you?
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Or should I wait for you guys?
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I should still go?
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Okay I just like really wish
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you guys could come but that's fine.
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I mean I'm excited to see grandpa,
I still really want to go.
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Babe, aren't you telling
me about anything
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that's so annoying.
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Alright, well, once you get
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here, just try to Uber to
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his place and we'll make up for
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the last time.
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Hey honey, what's up?
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Oh, you can't make it?
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Why?
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Okay, I understand.
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Well ...
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Mae, Mae will come.
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Oh, that's great. At least,
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I cooked for someone.
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I haven't seen her in a bit
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of a while, so I'll catch up.
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Alright, let me know how
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everything goes.
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Okay, love ya. Alright, bye-bye.
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Wow. That's amazing.
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Great to catch up with
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my step-granddaughter.
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That's what it is.
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Let's see how this goes. Let's see.
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Let's go.
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Hello.
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How are you?
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Look at you.
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Wow.
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I missed you.
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I missed you forever.
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How have you been?
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Fantastic.
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Honey, how was that?
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How was college?
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Treat you?
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It's been really great.
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I've just been like really
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busy with everything.
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I'm sad my mom's not going
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to be here, but hopefully
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they'll come later.
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Yeah, that would be great.
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Not, you know, delayed flights.
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Yeah, I know. It happens.
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You look fantastic.
- Thank you.
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Hey, I hope you enjoyed your habit
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and have an appetite for crisps.
- I did!
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I have so much food.
- Yeah, I'm starving.
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I love this little patriotism thing.
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Yeah, I love that. We're matching.
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Matching my grandpa.
- Totally, totally.
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Love it.
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I need so much food. Oh, awesome.
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And you know what I remember?
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Your favorite?
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Pickles!
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Yay! Pickles! I'm so excited!
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So I guess we'll make our
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way over to the kitchen.
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Alright, let's go.
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Pickle on the spoon.
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Yeah, let's see.
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Oh! You've got all this for me!
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Grandpa, is there anything you
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can do about that?
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Well, you know, funny enough,
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that's why I was exercising
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because you get your heart
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rate up and it helps to take
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away the swelling and it goes down.
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haven't worked. Oh my god
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it's just like so big.
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Yeah, it's just kind of.
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All right, well anyways, this
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looks good.
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I just gotta stop hitting it.
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Oh my god. Oh man.
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Oh my god grandpa, this is too much.
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This is the craziest thing.
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You're so funny.
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You know, it's, you don't
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realize you haven't until
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it's, you know, it's just
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there, it seems like it's in the way.
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Like, is there anything we
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can do about it?
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Well, you know, what's funny,
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uh, I was doing the exercises
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because it says if you get
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your heart rate up, it helps
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take away the effects of, you
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know, medicine.
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And, uh, swelling goes down.
- Oh, okay.
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Yeah, I mean, uh, hmm.
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Uh, you know, let's see here,
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what am I doing over here?
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Um, do you have like chips?
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Oh, chips, yeah, let me get some chips.
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Very cool!
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Some chips.
- Thank you.
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Urgh, aaahhhh!
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Oh my god!
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Alright, Grandpa, I know
this is going to sound a
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little crazy, but I think I know
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a better way to help your
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little situation out.
- Oh really?
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Yeah.
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Just sit down. Sit.
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So basically what we have to
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do is we have to just get it all out.
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It'll make you feel a lot better.
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You know what I mean?
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You know what, makes sense.
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Yeah.
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You know what?
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Why don't you just keep these
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all the way out?
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Let me just feel them right here.
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Alright. Wow.
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Boy, what a great Fourth of July.
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Yeah, you're so funny, Grandpa.
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Yeah, that feels so good.
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Anything I can do to help.
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Pfff, I'm extremely grateful.
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You're great.
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It's gonna be lubed up.
- Yeah, of course.
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It probably feels a
little bit better, right?
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I'm so glad you know what you're doing.
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You'll be feeling better in no time.
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You've just blossomed into
such a pretty young lady.
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Thank you.
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So, tell me about college.
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You know what's funny? I actually
learned this stuff in college.
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You know what? Makes sense.
Totally does.
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Yeah.
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Aaahhh!
- A little more wet.
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Yeah, a little more wet.
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Shhh! That's such a good
hand-eye coordination.
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Yeah, yeah.
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Feels kinda good?
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Yeah, it does.
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You've got good hands, baby.
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Cute.
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Very good. Oh, fuck.
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Yeah?
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Yeah.
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That damn medication, boy.
Look what it's done to me.
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Don't mix it up again, Grandpa.
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You can't be leaving
the house like this.
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I know. Imagine that.
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Hey, you know what? Look!
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Yeah, you know, so college.
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I think you learned this in college.
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Yeah, I know.
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I learned some new
life skills in college.
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Ah! Thanks for doing this.
- Feels good?
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Yeah. Good nutrition.
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Good.
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You even enjoy that, it looks like.
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I mean, you're good at it, right?
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Yeah, I would say I'm
pretty good at it.
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You learned this in college?
- Yeah.
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How does your old grandpa compare
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with some of those college boys?
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I mean honestly Grandpa,
I'm a little impressed.
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Yeah?
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Yeah.
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Wow.
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Da. [Russian]
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Here, have a bite. Would
you like a chip?
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Yes.
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Mmm, so good.
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So, what do you think?
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You know, if I'm honest, I'm
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a little concerned.
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How long has it been like this for?
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Well, I took my medication in
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the morning.
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So most of the morning until
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now, I mean, that's...
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Geez, that's a long time.
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It doesn't usually last this long.
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I mean, this is how I guys
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treated through college.
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This doesn't usually
stay hard this long.
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It's hard.
- I know.
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You know what?
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Let me call my mom to catch
up and ask her what to do.
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Hey, Mom!
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Oh yeah, no, I made it to grandpa's.
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All right, but yeah, this is
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something different.
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So one of my guy friends
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took ... you know ...
that boy medication
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that they can take.
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Yeah.
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He said he took it around
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like eight o'clock
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this morning and he's still hard
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and he doesn't know what to do.
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And like ... I don't really know what
to do do. You have any advice?
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To suck it?
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And that will help?
For like how long?
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Oh, okay. Okay, thank you.
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that's good to know
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I'll let him know.
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Alright, thanks mom.
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Bye.
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Um, okay Grandpa, can you
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come over here?
- Um, sure.
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Huh.
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Oh, I'm so embarrassed.
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Yeah, so I think I figured
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out how to help a little.
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Just get comfy with me.
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So, my mom said, um ... sucking helps?
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It's cool. I mean ...
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Should we try it?
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Yeah.
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Okay, let's see.
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Oh man.
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Feels like good, but it's
supposed to feel weird.
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I really want this help.
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I think, it should go down.
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It will. Be patient, grandpa.
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It's still hard. I'm like ... worried.
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I'm worried about you.
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I'm gonna call mom.
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Hey, Mom!
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Um, so, you told me before what to
do, but it's not working for my friend.
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Do you have any more advice?
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To fuck him?
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Alright. I'll think, I'm gonna give it a try.
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A'right, I hang up for it.
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Bye.
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WHAT?
- It's fine. Lay on the couch.
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Lay on the couch. It's fine.
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I'm just helping, it's not gonna be weird.
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Really not a big deal.
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I need room on that couch.
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So you just help me get at
least a little wet, okay?
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[Mae moans]
Ah, uh ... grandpa
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Oh! You're still so hard.
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Oh, fuck!
I'm gonna put it in, okay?
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[Mae moans loudly]
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Oh, fuck!
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Oh my god! Fuck!
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