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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:27,300 --> 00:00:33,239 * * 2 00:00:52,991 --> 00:00:54,827 Master. 3 00:00:55,961 --> 00:00:57,130 Master. 4 00:01:13,546 --> 00:01:15,248 Master. Master! 5 00:01:16,415 --> 00:01:18,083 Master! Master! 6 00:01:19,818 --> 00:01:22,621 Master, we have located the Han stone. 7 00:01:24,723 --> 00:01:26,725 The final key has been located. 8 00:01:27,693 --> 00:01:29,762 It's finally within our grasp. 9 00:01:30,396 --> 00:01:32,365 Our grasp? 10 00:01:32,431 --> 00:01:35,934 Do you step above your station, slave? 11 00:01:38,537 --> 00:01:40,873 I meant your grasp. Yours! 12 00:01:40,939 --> 00:01:42,708 We will get the key for you. 13 00:01:42,775 --> 00:01:45,544 The key to my prison. 14 00:01:45,611 --> 00:01:48,046 You will snatch that power for yourself 15 00:01:48,113 --> 00:01:51,450 and turn me into a puppet. 16 00:01:55,120 --> 00:01:57,190 No, Master. I would never do-- 17 00:01:57,256 --> 00:01:58,824 Shh. 18 00:01:58,891 --> 00:02:02,361 Quiet your fearful, simple mind. 19 00:02:02,428 --> 00:02:04,029 No, slave. 20 00:02:04,096 --> 00:02:07,466 I will send my faithful spies 21 00:02:07,533 --> 00:02:11,270 to enter their world and acquire 22 00:02:11,337 --> 00:02:13,172 the Han stone for me. 23 00:02:13,239 --> 00:02:14,340 Bwak! 24 00:02:14,407 --> 00:02:17,543 Who else knows of the final key 25 00:02:17,610 --> 00:02:19,545 and its location? 26 00:02:19,612 --> 00:02:22,848 No one, Master, just as you ordered. 27 00:02:22,915 --> 00:02:25,218 Good, good. 28 00:02:25,284 --> 00:02:28,321 Then you are to be rewarded. 29 00:02:30,856 --> 00:02:35,194 Rewarded with... 30 00:02:35,261 --> 00:02:37,430 fire! 31 00:02:38,931 --> 00:02:40,933 Aah! Aah! 32 00:02:47,139 --> 00:02:52,711 * * 33 00:03:06,759 --> 00:03:11,864 * * 34 00:03:11,930 --> 00:03:14,400 There's a party going on. Look at that chick. 35 00:03:14,467 --> 00:03:16,602 -Whoo-whoo! -Focus. 36 00:03:16,669 --> 00:03:18,704 -He said to meet him here. -Yeah. 37 00:03:44,162 --> 00:03:45,764 Outta my path, peasant! 38 00:03:46,832 --> 00:03:49,368 You hear the rat. Move it! 39 00:03:51,937 --> 00:03:54,139 Hey ya, little friend. Hi. 40 00:03:54,206 --> 00:03:56,041 Hey, I know your father. 41 00:04:00,846 --> 00:04:02,948 Where did you get that hat? 42 00:04:03,015 --> 00:04:05,518 Oh. Off that human. You like it? 43 00:04:05,584 --> 00:04:06,985 You look ridiculous. 44 00:04:07,052 --> 00:04:09,021 -Well, you look ridiculous. -You look ridiculous. 45 00:04:09,087 --> 00:04:10,923 -No, you do. -We're undercover. 46 00:04:10,989 --> 00:04:13,225 I'm undercover. You look like-- 47 00:04:16,094 --> 00:04:19,298 -Rey Cazadores! -The Bull! 48 00:04:19,365 --> 00:04:22,535 Bienvenidos, my old friends. 49 00:04:22,601 --> 00:04:26,339 How long has it been? Decades? Centuries? 50 00:04:26,405 --> 00:04:28,040 Una millennia? 51 00:04:28,106 --> 00:04:31,877 All those years hunting for that treasure. 52 00:04:31,944 --> 00:04:35,614 And now, the prize is so close, you can almost... 53 00:04:35,681 --> 00:04:38,116 taste it. 54 00:04:44,757 --> 00:04:46,492 Pollo? 55 00:04:46,559 --> 00:04:48,727 Loco? Ha ha ha ha! 56 00:04:48,794 --> 00:04:50,396 Payment. 57 00:04:50,463 --> 00:04:52,297 As agreed upon. 58 00:04:56,569 --> 00:04:58,103 Torito. 59 00:05:05,578 --> 00:05:06,879 Un momento. 60 00:05:06,945 --> 00:05:09,415 She caused me a lot of trouble, amigos. 61 00:05:09,482 --> 00:05:12,385 I lost a lotta men getting her. 62 00:05:12,451 --> 00:05:14,387 And... 63 00:05:14,453 --> 00:05:18,023 And I think you should be a little bit more... 64 00:05:18,090 --> 00:05:19,224 grateful. 65 00:05:19,291 --> 00:05:23,228 Grateful? You dare renege on the agreement? 66 00:05:23,295 --> 00:05:25,864 You barter with your life, fool? 67 00:05:25,931 --> 00:05:28,734 You threaten me in my own house? 68 00:05:28,801 --> 00:05:31,404 -Hank! Hank! -Frank! Frank! 69 00:05:34,840 --> 00:05:37,910 You think the master will be grateful with your betrayal? 70 00:05:37,976 --> 00:05:41,246 She'll reach across worlds to cause you pain. 71 00:05:41,313 --> 00:05:42,681 Or... 72 00:05:43,816 --> 00:05:46,218 Do you wanna tell her yourself? 73 00:05:46,284 --> 00:05:48,286 I was just joking! I'm a payaso! 74 00:05:48,353 --> 00:05:51,056 I'm just kidding! Now, please take it. 75 00:05:54,359 --> 00:05:56,929 Tengan cuidado. Careful at the border, eh? 76 00:05:56,995 --> 00:05:59,231 That thing is a diabla for sure. 77 00:05:59,297 --> 00:06:01,133 And she has her moods. 78 00:06:01,199 --> 00:06:03,502 If she likes you, la vida es buena. 79 00:06:03,569 --> 00:06:06,672 Everything's fine. But if she doesn't like you, 80 00:06:06,739 --> 00:06:08,741 Pollo y Rata, 81 00:06:08,807 --> 00:06:12,878 things will get real bad. 82 00:06:15,981 --> 00:06:17,850 -We got this. -We got this. 83 00:06:21,019 --> 00:06:24,490 She's a diablo for sure. 84 00:06:31,163 --> 00:06:36,602 * * 85 00:06:46,579 --> 00:06:49,081 Uh-oh. Oh... 86 00:06:51,717 --> 00:06:53,952 -Oh, greetings, Master. -Oh! 87 00:06:54,019 --> 00:06:57,122 Uh, don't worry. I've procured your treasure. 88 00:06:58,123 --> 00:06:59,858 -So that's good. -Very procured. 89 00:06:59,925 --> 00:07:02,661 I assure you that our arrival is imminent. 90 00:07:02,728 --> 00:07:03,996 Very imminent. 91 00:07:04,062 --> 00:07:06,064 -That's the path, fool! -I'm on it. 92 00:07:07,666 --> 00:07:10,368 92.7 The Globe coming at you 93 00:07:10,435 --> 00:07:12,705 from beautiful downtown Globe, Arizona 94 00:07:12,771 --> 00:07:14,707 with me, Cactus Jack, 95 00:07:14,773 --> 00:07:17,342 and my cohort in crazy, the Trout! 96 00:07:17,409 --> 00:07:20,579 Morning, Cactus. Boy, oh boy, I am super excited 97 00:07:20,646 --> 00:07:22,380 for the big homecoming football game. 98 00:07:22,447 --> 00:07:25,083 -Go, Tigers! -Yeah. Right after 99 00:07:25,150 --> 00:07:27,620 the Tigers' game is the social event of the year, 100 00:07:27,686 --> 00:07:29,755 Globe Highschool's Under the Sea Dance. 101 00:07:29,822 --> 00:07:32,825 -But where can I get a tux? -Well, good news! 102 00:07:32,891 --> 00:07:34,693 The Copper Hen is running a special 103 00:07:34,760 --> 00:07:36,995 on top-shelf suits at rock-bottom prices. 104 00:07:37,062 --> 00:07:39,532 Just tell Miss Molly that Cactus Jack sent ya 105 00:07:39,598 --> 00:07:41,667 for 15% off. 106 00:07:41,734 --> 00:07:44,436 Now, when the needle drops, it'll be 7:30 a.m., 107 00:07:44,503 --> 00:07:47,740 so rise and shine Globers, and don't forget your sunscreen 108 00:07:47,806 --> 00:07:50,976 'cause * It's hot outside * 109 00:07:54,112 --> 00:07:59,417 * * 110 00:07:59,484 --> 00:08:01,153 Morning, Dad. 111 00:08:08,694 --> 00:08:10,428 -There ya go. -Ah. 112 00:08:14,633 --> 00:08:16,602 WTLZ, Globe, Arizona. 113 00:08:16,669 --> 00:08:18,503 Perfect again, my dear Donna. 114 00:08:18,571 --> 00:08:21,406 I don't know how you drink that stinky sludge. 115 00:08:21,473 --> 00:08:23,308 It's good for my tender vittles. 116 00:08:23,375 --> 00:08:25,911 It keeps my old chi... 117 00:08:25,978 --> 00:08:26,979 flowing. 118 00:08:27,045 --> 00:08:29,081 You're a brave man, Chuck Lee. 119 00:08:29,147 --> 00:08:31,249 Everybody likes happy. 120 00:08:31,316 --> 00:08:33,619 Nobody likes pain. 121 00:08:33,686 --> 00:08:37,723 But you cannot have a rainbow without a little rain. 122 00:08:37,790 --> 00:08:39,592 Ancient Chinese saying? 123 00:08:39,658 --> 00:08:42,260 No. Dolly Parton. 124 00:08:42,327 --> 00:08:43,896 Is that the eggs or the tea? 125 00:08:43,962 --> 00:08:45,397 Depends. What does it smell like? 126 00:08:45,463 --> 00:08:47,099 Dead skunk in a sewer pipe. 127 00:08:47,165 --> 00:08:49,568 That would be your grandfather's tea. 128 00:08:49,635 --> 00:08:52,270 Patsy, I used to drink this when I was your age, 129 00:08:52,337 --> 00:08:53,939 and look at me now! 130 00:08:54,006 --> 00:08:56,374 You should at least try it. 131 00:08:56,441 --> 00:08:57,943 Yeah. I don't need to try rat poison 132 00:08:58,010 --> 00:08:59,477 to know I wouldn't like it. 133 00:08:59,544 --> 00:09:01,546 -You're staying for breakfast? -Sorry, Mom. 134 00:09:01,614 --> 00:09:04,617 As much as I prefer E. coli over algebra, I'm already late. 135 00:09:04,683 --> 00:09:06,785 Well, I bet your grandfather could use your help 136 00:09:06,852 --> 00:09:08,520 at the store after school. 137 00:09:08,587 --> 00:09:11,223 I'm too busy, Mom. You know I have to ace my interview 138 00:09:11,289 --> 00:09:13,659 if I want that scholarship and get out of this place. 139 00:09:13,726 --> 00:09:16,261 Honey, Globe is not that bad. 140 00:09:16,328 --> 00:09:18,496 -Come on. -You don't see the cruel irony 141 00:09:18,563 --> 00:09:20,666 of being stuck in a town called Globe? 142 00:09:20,733 --> 00:09:23,268 Still, it wouldn't kill you to help your grandfather. 143 00:09:23,335 --> 00:09:27,072 Actually, the curio shop isn't all that busy. 144 00:09:27,139 --> 00:09:29,041 I don't need your help. 145 00:09:29,107 --> 00:09:30,542 See? 146 00:09:30,609 --> 00:09:34,179 Besides, he has Maddy, so there's no need for me. 147 00:09:34,246 --> 00:09:35,580 Patsy, sweetheart-- 148 00:09:48,827 --> 00:09:51,997 You've spoiled her. You're much too permissive! 149 00:09:52,064 --> 00:09:53,666 Not like my son! 150 00:10:00,605 --> 00:10:03,241 That was fun. 151 00:10:06,879 --> 00:10:08,947 I miss you, Charlie. 152 00:10:09,782 --> 00:10:11,616 We all do. 153 00:10:26,498 --> 00:10:29,401 -What was that? -What was what? 154 00:10:29,467 --> 00:10:33,205 Nothing, Pop. Actually, I better get going. 155 00:10:33,271 --> 00:10:35,073 -Hopper. -Yes, sir? 156 00:10:35,140 --> 00:10:38,076 Don't forget to walk Maddy to Chuck's today after school. 157 00:10:38,143 --> 00:10:39,878 Seriously? It's her part-time job. 158 00:10:39,945 --> 00:10:42,347 -Why do I gotta take her there? -'Cause she's your little sister 159 00:10:42,414 --> 00:10:44,249 and you love her. 160 00:10:44,316 --> 00:10:46,484 Got it, Pop. Love you. 161 00:10:47,786 --> 00:10:49,221 CHEERLEADER: T-I-G 162 00:10:49,287 --> 00:10:51,056 E-R-S! 163 00:10:51,123 --> 00:10:53,391 We are...we are... 164 00:10:53,458 --> 00:10:55,728 T-I-G-E-R-S! 165 00:10:55,794 --> 00:10:58,163 -We are... -Do a couple more, Maddy. 166 00:11:01,266 --> 00:11:03,736 All right, Maddy, I need more drive from the back foot, 167 00:11:03,802 --> 00:11:05,938 all right? Let's do it again. Get some reps in. 168 00:11:06,004 --> 00:11:07,172 Got it, Coach. 169 00:11:07,239 --> 00:11:10,743 Kid's got a canon. Right. Goin' to State! 170 00:11:16,081 --> 00:11:17,615 Go, Tigers! 171 00:11:28,293 --> 00:11:29,728 Sorry, Coach. 172 00:11:29,795 --> 00:11:32,297 Work on that aim. 173 00:11:35,734 --> 00:11:37,903 Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, hey, thanks for coming. 174 00:11:47,712 --> 00:11:49,281 Yeah, right on, brother! 175 00:11:49,347 --> 00:11:51,283 Just gimme the darn food. 176 00:11:51,349 --> 00:11:54,386 -I'll put it on your bill. -Shut up! 177 00:11:56,554 --> 00:11:58,490 Once again, I have to liberate us 178 00:11:58,556 --> 00:12:00,826 from your pathetic incompetence. 179 00:12:03,561 --> 00:12:05,163 Oh. 180 00:12:09,467 --> 00:12:10,769 Ha. 181 00:12:13,438 --> 00:12:16,608 Stay still. Stay still! 182 00:12:59,617 --> 00:13:03,788 * * 183 00:13:21,473 --> 00:13:24,076 Wonderful. Just wonderful. 184 00:13:24,142 --> 00:13:26,912 Thank you, Miss Lorraine. Ha ha. 185 00:13:26,979 --> 00:13:30,615 Uh, you know, it is legend that this mask belonged to 186 00:13:30,682 --> 00:13:31,917 Emperor Zhang. 187 00:13:31,984 --> 00:13:33,952 I'll take it. How much? 188 00:13:34,019 --> 00:13:36,521 -It's not for sale. -Oh. Okay. 189 00:13:38,156 --> 00:13:39,791 That's nice. 190 00:13:39,858 --> 00:13:42,861 Yes. That's a lovely piece, isn't it? 191 00:13:42,928 --> 00:13:44,329 -Mm. -It is legend 192 00:13:44,396 --> 00:13:47,966 that the great kung fu master IP Man wore this. 193 00:13:48,033 --> 00:13:49,301 Oh. 194 00:13:49,367 --> 00:13:53,505 Now, if you... you were to wear this, 195 00:13:53,571 --> 00:13:55,974 you would gain feather touch. 196 00:13:56,041 --> 00:13:58,343 Ooh! 197 00:13:58,410 --> 00:14:00,412 That's lovely. 198 00:14:00,478 --> 00:14:02,714 -I'll take it. -It's not for sale. 199 00:14:02,780 --> 00:14:05,417 All right. 200 00:14:05,483 --> 00:14:06,919 Oh. 201 00:14:06,985 --> 00:14:09,621 What's this? 202 00:14:09,687 --> 00:14:11,756 Oh, this is nice. 203 00:14:13,258 --> 00:14:14,292 Oh-- 204 00:14:15,427 --> 00:14:16,594 I'm so sorry! 205 00:14:16,661 --> 00:14:20,999 Ha. Perhaps we better put it in a safer place. 206 00:14:22,534 --> 00:14:24,802 Here's an item. 207 00:14:24,869 --> 00:14:28,506 Legend has it that Marco Polo carried one of these 208 00:14:28,573 --> 00:14:30,742 on his Silk Road journey. 209 00:14:30,808 --> 00:14:33,445 It is made by the Sil Lum Monks. 210 00:14:33,511 --> 00:14:35,180 I'll take it. 211 00:14:35,247 --> 00:14:36,481 Wonderful. 212 00:14:36,548 --> 00:14:40,152 Why don't I wrap it up in some special paper 213 00:14:40,218 --> 00:14:42,187 and deliver it myself, Miss, uh... 214 00:14:42,254 --> 00:14:45,357 Just Lorraine is fine. It's friendlier. 215 00:14:46,324 --> 00:14:48,060 I'll be waiting. 216 00:14:52,097 --> 00:14:54,332 Bye, Chuck. 217 00:14:55,333 --> 00:14:57,435 Didn't you get that from a garage sale last week? 218 00:14:57,502 --> 00:14:59,171 It's still Chinese. 219 00:14:59,237 --> 00:15:01,739 Also, uh, I have to work a double shift tonight, 220 00:15:01,806 --> 00:15:04,109 so I was hoping you could look after Patsy for me. 221 00:15:04,176 --> 00:15:06,178 Oh, she's too busy with video games 222 00:15:06,244 --> 00:15:08,513 to talk to dear old Grandpa. 223 00:15:08,580 --> 00:15:10,082 What's wrong with the two of you? 224 00:15:10,148 --> 00:15:11,950 You're either at each other's throats or not even talking. 225 00:15:12,017 --> 00:15:14,186 She's just too hard-headed. 226 00:15:14,252 --> 00:15:16,254 Oh, she's hard-headed. 227 00:15:16,321 --> 00:15:18,590 She's trying to figure out who she is, Chuck. 228 00:15:18,656 --> 00:15:20,858 -Who she wants to be. -She can find out 229 00:15:20,925 --> 00:15:23,595 who she wants to be by working here in the store with me 230 00:15:23,661 --> 00:15:26,631 just like I did with my father and Charles, 231 00:15:26,698 --> 00:15:30,969 my...son did when he was still alive. 232 00:15:36,141 --> 00:15:39,377 All right, I'll...look after the willful child. 233 00:15:39,444 --> 00:15:40,812 Thank you. 234 00:15:44,616 --> 00:15:47,119 Does that say leopard water? 235 00:15:47,185 --> 00:15:49,321 Yes. Chinese leopard water. 236 00:15:49,387 --> 00:15:51,756 You know, the old people use it to get rid of dandruff. 237 00:15:51,823 --> 00:15:53,525 How do leopards make water? 238 00:15:53,591 --> 00:15:56,094 We all...make water. 239 00:15:57,029 --> 00:15:59,597 That's a bottle of cat pee. 240 00:15:59,664 --> 00:16:01,433 Chinese leopard cat pee. 241 00:16:01,499 --> 00:16:04,269 You know, old people do funny things. 242 00:16:08,506 --> 00:16:11,809 Special delivery for Miss Lorraine. 243 00:16:11,876 --> 00:16:14,212 It's friendlier. 244 00:16:20,252 --> 00:16:21,886 Hello there. 245 00:16:21,953 --> 00:16:24,089 Welcome to the Green Eyed Goddess 246 00:16:24,156 --> 00:16:25,523 -where Lee... -And son... 247 00:16:25,590 --> 00:16:28,826 CHUCK:...have been bringing you the mysteries of Asia 248 00:16:28,893 --> 00:16:30,462 for generations. 249 00:16:30,528 --> 00:16:31,963 Leave a message at the beep. 250 00:16:32,030 --> 00:16:33,931 We'll get back to you as soon as we can. 251 00:16:33,998 --> 00:16:36,034 Is that it, son? Are we done? 252 00:16:36,101 --> 00:16:37,902 Yep. Nice job, Dad. 253 00:16:37,969 --> 00:16:39,371 Great! 254 00:16:47,279 --> 00:16:53,251 * * 255 00:16:55,287 --> 00:16:56,754 Patsy. 256 00:16:56,821 --> 00:16:57,855 Hey. 257 00:16:59,157 --> 00:17:01,826 -You coming? -I wish. I've gotta study. 258 00:17:01,893 --> 00:17:03,561 You know me. 259 00:17:03,628 --> 00:17:05,697 Oh. Could I ask you a question? 260 00:17:05,763 --> 00:17:06,964 What's up? 261 00:17:07,031 --> 00:17:08,800 I was wondering if you could figure out 262 00:17:08,866 --> 00:17:10,302 who did this to me. 263 00:17:10,368 --> 00:17:11,569 Wow. 264 00:17:11,636 --> 00:17:14,005 U stink. Idiot. 265 00:17:14,072 --> 00:17:16,608 Eat dirt. Loser. Weak link? 266 00:17:16,674 --> 00:17:18,243 -What? -Yeah. 267 00:17:18,310 --> 00:17:21,713 So I just thought that you could use your smarts 268 00:17:21,779 --> 00:17:23,315 to Sherlock it out or whatever. 269 00:17:23,381 --> 00:17:24,982 Scarlett Farkus did this. 270 00:17:25,049 --> 00:17:26,584 -What? -Mm-hmm. 271 00:17:26,651 --> 00:17:28,653 But she's always so nice to me. 272 00:17:28,720 --> 00:17:30,155 To your face. 273 00:17:30,222 --> 00:17:32,257 Behind your back, she's vicious. 274 00:17:32,324 --> 00:17:34,592 She sits in my math class and always dots her "I"s 275 00:17:34,659 --> 00:17:36,994 with those little hearts. see? 276 00:17:38,163 --> 00:17:40,332 Plus, you just beat her shot put record. 277 00:17:40,398 --> 00:17:42,267 She's jealous. 278 00:17:42,334 --> 00:17:44,936 -You're right. -Hey! 279 00:17:45,002 --> 00:17:46,671 Hey, Patsy, Maddy. 280 00:17:46,738 --> 00:17:49,174 You guys going to the dance? 281 00:17:53,245 --> 00:17:55,513 I am going to straight up 282 00:17:55,580 --> 00:17:58,183 -murdalize you, rodent! -Actually, it's not a rodent. 283 00:17:58,250 --> 00:18:00,518 It's Squirrel, because my last name's Squanowksi. 284 00:18:00,585 --> 00:18:02,154 But squirrels are rodents. 285 00:18:02,220 --> 00:18:04,356 -I'm-- -Too late, rodent. 286 00:18:05,390 --> 00:18:07,091 She said she's sorry, Farkus. 287 00:18:07,159 --> 00:18:10,027 Please just accept her apology and leave her alone, okay? 288 00:18:10,094 --> 00:18:12,063 And why would I do that, Patsy Cakes? 289 00:18:12,130 --> 00:18:13,698 Because... 290 00:18:13,765 --> 00:18:15,800 everyone knows you could beat up Squirrel 291 00:18:15,867 --> 00:18:17,802 with one arm tied behind your back. 292 00:18:17,869 --> 00:18:19,671 -Well, you got that right. -She's so little, 293 00:18:19,737 --> 00:18:22,174 you could pound her into the ground with one punch. 294 00:18:22,240 --> 00:18:23,275 Mm-hmm. 295 00:18:23,341 --> 00:18:26,144 So please don't hit Squirrel. 296 00:18:26,211 --> 00:18:27,979 Hit me instead. 297 00:18:28,045 --> 00:18:29,046 What? 298 00:18:29,113 --> 00:18:30,682 Just hit me. 299 00:18:32,417 --> 00:18:36,688 What did you do now? Oh, it's all blinking! 300 00:18:36,754 --> 00:18:39,123 You think I won't smack you? Is that what you think? 301 00:18:39,191 --> 00:18:41,326 Oh! Quit your shenanigans! 302 00:18:41,393 --> 00:18:43,395 It's not me. It's your junker. 303 00:18:43,461 --> 00:18:45,697 -It's a classic. -It's a classic junker. 304 00:18:45,763 --> 00:18:47,599 Oh, the metal beast must thirst! 305 00:18:47,665 --> 00:18:50,568 -You think I won't mess you up? -What I think-- 306 00:18:50,635 --> 00:18:53,305 You think that I'm gonna let you give me orders? 307 00:18:57,475 --> 00:19:00,278 What I think, Farkus, is that you're gonna tell everyone 308 00:19:00,345 --> 00:19:02,347 you're letting me off with a warning, 309 00:19:02,414 --> 00:19:04,549 or we both know you'll be going to military school. 310 00:19:04,616 --> 00:19:05,850 What? H-how could you-- 311 00:19:05,917 --> 00:19:07,685 You've got, what, seven pink demerit slips 312 00:19:07,752 --> 00:19:09,221 sticking out of your backpack? 313 00:19:09,287 --> 00:19:11,989 That's an automatic expulsion. I'm guessing your parents 314 00:19:12,056 --> 00:19:14,292 don't know you've been counterfeiting those signatures. 315 00:19:14,359 --> 00:19:17,262 Then the only option left for you is military school 316 00:19:17,329 --> 00:19:19,731 where your sister will beat you up every day. 317 00:19:19,797 --> 00:19:23,000 So we both know you don't have time to waste with me. Deal? 318 00:19:24,769 --> 00:19:25,837 Deal. 319 00:19:25,903 --> 00:19:27,472 For now. 320 00:19:28,840 --> 00:19:30,975 I'm gonna let her off with a warning. 321 00:19:31,042 --> 00:19:32,544 This time. 322 00:19:32,610 --> 00:19:34,212 Let's go. 323 00:19:34,279 --> 00:19:35,647 You okay, Squirrel? 324 00:19:35,713 --> 00:19:37,682 Yeah. Thanks. 325 00:19:37,749 --> 00:19:40,852 -Are you okay, Patsy? -Hey, Maddy, come on. 326 00:19:40,918 --> 00:19:43,087 Dad says I gotta walk you to your stupid job. 327 00:19:43,154 --> 00:19:45,290 What would I do without my big brother? 328 00:19:45,357 --> 00:19:47,892 Your knight in shining armor. Perfect timing. 329 00:19:47,959 --> 00:19:51,296 Whatever, nerd. Come on, Mads, grab your bike. Let's go. 330 00:19:51,363 --> 00:19:52,564 -Ow! -Hey! 331 00:19:52,630 --> 00:19:54,599 Watch where you're going, you adolescent worm. 332 00:19:54,666 --> 00:19:56,033 Worm? Where? 333 00:19:56,100 --> 00:19:57,402 Relax, man. You ran into me. 334 00:19:57,469 --> 00:19:59,904 Listen to me, meat sack, I pick turds outta my teeth 335 00:19:59,971 --> 00:20:01,273 bigger than you. 336 00:20:01,339 --> 00:20:04,108 -Relax, man. -Oh, oh, oh, retreat, retreat! 337 00:20:04,175 --> 00:20:07,111 -The castle guard approaches! -Oh, my apologies. Our mistake. 338 00:20:07,178 --> 00:20:09,213 -Beautiful boy. Wonderful boy. -Wonderful. 339 00:20:09,281 --> 00:20:10,382 -Toodles! -Oof! 340 00:20:13,818 --> 00:20:15,453 What a freak. 341 00:20:15,520 --> 00:20:17,489 Did he say he eats turds? 342 00:20:17,555 --> 00:20:19,424 Right? 343 00:20:19,491 --> 00:20:21,726 -What is that? -Later, nerd. 344 00:20:24,529 --> 00:20:26,831 Come on, Pats. Ice cream at Connie's. 345 00:20:26,898 --> 00:20:28,165 My treat. 346 00:20:37,174 --> 00:20:38,476 Bye, girls. 347 00:20:38,543 --> 00:20:40,077 -Bye, Connie. -Bye, Connie. 348 00:20:40,144 --> 00:20:41,613 Thanks. 349 00:20:41,679 --> 00:20:45,249 Yeah. Least I can do after you going all Batman on Farkus. 350 00:20:45,317 --> 00:20:47,619 Not that I could have handled her myself. 351 00:20:49,787 --> 00:20:52,390 -No way. -Totally no way. 352 00:20:53,257 --> 00:20:56,160 So...how'd you do that? 353 00:20:56,227 --> 00:20:58,162 Weren't you scared? 354 00:20:58,229 --> 00:20:59,864 Yeah. She's a scary person. 355 00:20:59,931 --> 00:21:01,032 Then how? 356 00:21:02,066 --> 00:21:03,368 I don't know. 357 00:21:03,435 --> 00:21:05,102 Guess I'm just tired of being afraid. 358 00:21:06,471 --> 00:21:08,873 Nothing's gonna change unless I change it, right? 359 00:21:08,940 --> 00:21:11,042 Sounds like something your dad would say. 360 00:21:14,612 --> 00:21:16,381 Yeah. It does. 361 00:21:16,448 --> 00:21:18,716 Is that why you're doing all this crazy studying 362 00:21:18,783 --> 00:21:20,752 and college stuff? 363 00:21:20,818 --> 00:21:22,887 I just wanna make him proud. 364 00:21:22,954 --> 00:21:25,690 Well, I'll come visit you at your fancy college. 365 00:21:25,757 --> 00:21:27,959 You can crash my dorm anytime. 366 00:21:28,760 --> 00:21:31,329 I don't care who he's taking to the dance. 367 00:21:31,396 --> 00:21:33,030 You know you like him. 368 00:21:33,097 --> 00:21:34,532 -Hey, girls. -I don't. 369 00:21:34,599 --> 00:21:36,000 -Hi, Ms. Lee. -You are just in time. 370 00:21:36,067 --> 00:21:39,203 I'm headed off to a night shift, but Grandpa will be babysitting. 371 00:21:39,270 --> 00:21:41,506 Babysitting? I can take care of myself. 372 00:21:41,573 --> 00:21:44,141 And I worry. So humor your poor mother. 373 00:21:46,077 --> 00:21:47,479 Patsy, college mail. 374 00:21:47,545 --> 00:21:49,481 Holy cats! 375 00:21:52,316 --> 00:21:53,785 I can't. I'm too nervous. 376 00:21:53,851 --> 00:21:55,453 Uh, me too. 377 00:21:55,520 --> 00:21:58,356 I'll do it. Yep. 378 00:22:03,928 --> 00:22:06,531 "Dear Patsy Lee, 379 00:22:06,598 --> 00:22:08,400 "I am very sorry to inform you 380 00:22:08,466 --> 00:22:10,468 "that we are unable to offer you admission 381 00:22:10,535 --> 00:22:12,303 "to Stanford University. 382 00:22:12,370 --> 00:22:14,105 "Please know that this decision 383 00:22:14,171 --> 00:22:16,307 "in no way diminishes your application. 384 00:22:17,341 --> 00:22:19,944 We were very impressed by your talents, and--" 385 00:22:20,011 --> 00:22:21,813 Honey, there are plenty of other schools-- 386 00:22:21,879 --> 00:22:23,581 Mom. 387 00:22:23,648 --> 00:22:25,550 It's whatever. 388 00:22:30,588 --> 00:22:32,590 I feel like the worst mom ever, 389 00:22:32,657 --> 00:22:34,592 -but I have got to get to work. -Don't worry, Ms. Lee. 390 00:22:34,659 --> 00:22:36,260 I'll take care of her. 391 00:22:37,962 --> 00:22:40,598 You're a lifesaver, Squirrel. Thank you. 392 00:22:43,300 --> 00:22:45,437 I owe you a pizza party, okay? 393 00:22:53,177 --> 00:22:58,249 * * 394 00:23:11,496 --> 00:23:13,465 Hey, Pats. 395 00:23:13,531 --> 00:23:15,399 You okay? 396 00:23:15,467 --> 00:23:17,068 Yeah. I'm fine. 397 00:23:19,537 --> 00:23:22,306 Look. I should probably get back to studying. 398 00:23:22,373 --> 00:23:23,441 No. 399 00:23:24,609 --> 00:23:28,780 This is the perfect lighting, all dark and mysterious. 400 00:23:28,846 --> 00:23:32,183 The best set-up for checking out my brand-new video game. 401 00:23:33,050 --> 00:23:35,219 Straight-up bootlegged from the motherland. 402 00:23:36,988 --> 00:23:38,890 "The Last Starfighter!" 403 00:23:46,330 --> 00:23:49,100 Seriously? You saw that letter. 404 00:23:49,166 --> 00:23:52,136 If I don't raise my test scores, 405 00:23:52,203 --> 00:23:54,171 I'm stuck here forever. 406 00:23:54,238 --> 00:23:56,340 Well, that's a little dramatic. 407 00:23:57,408 --> 00:23:59,911 But, yes, you didn't get in. 408 00:24:02,714 --> 00:24:04,716 This time. 409 00:24:04,782 --> 00:24:07,952 That just means we have to work on those test scores. 410 00:24:09,453 --> 00:24:11,022 We? 411 00:24:11,088 --> 00:24:12,123 Yeah, we. 412 00:24:13,891 --> 00:24:16,494 But right now, we have to protect the frontier 413 00:24:16,561 --> 00:24:19,296 from Xur and the Ko-Dan Armada. 414 00:24:21,432 --> 00:24:24,235 Does look like a pretty rocking good time. 415 00:24:24,301 --> 00:24:26,037 There she is. 416 00:24:29,607 --> 00:24:33,210 Okay. But only for half an hour, then it's back to the books. 417 00:24:33,277 --> 00:24:35,179 Sure, sure, whatever. 418 00:24:35,246 --> 00:24:37,682 Like the next 30 minutes is gonna change your life. 419 00:24:37,749 --> 00:24:39,817 Okay. 420 00:24:39,884 --> 00:24:43,054 Let me show you something called the death bloom, right? 421 00:24:43,120 --> 00:24:45,623 -Right. -So go like this. 422 00:24:45,690 --> 00:24:48,459 -Boom. -Did I just kill you? 423 00:24:49,460 --> 00:24:51,563 Well, that's all of it. She was thirsty. 424 00:24:51,629 --> 00:24:53,097 Satisfied? 425 00:24:53,164 --> 00:24:54,932 -Proceed. -Proceed. 426 00:24:54,999 --> 00:24:56,601 Oh. 427 00:24:56,668 --> 00:24:58,035 -Idiot. -What? 428 00:24:58,102 --> 00:25:00,872 -What have you done with it? -Done with what? 429 00:25:00,938 --> 00:25:02,607 The box, birdbrain. 430 00:25:02,674 --> 00:25:05,109 I didn't have the box. You had the box. 431 00:25:05,176 --> 00:25:07,612 Oh...the child. 432 00:25:07,679 --> 00:25:09,380 -What child? -The thieving child 433 00:25:09,446 --> 00:25:12,216 who jostled me-- he must have taken it! 434 00:25:12,283 --> 00:25:15,319 -The thieving child? -The thieving child. 435 00:25:15,386 --> 00:25:17,388 With the checkered shirt, the blue jeans, 436 00:25:17,454 --> 00:25:19,123 the floppy, sun-kissed hair. 437 00:25:19,190 --> 00:25:20,692 You got a great memory. 438 00:25:20,758 --> 00:25:22,526 That thieving child! 439 00:25:24,662 --> 00:25:26,030 -Oh! -Ohh! 440 00:25:27,632 --> 00:25:30,334 There's a little latch there. It's Italian. It's a classic. 441 00:25:30,401 --> 00:25:33,104 Come on...death blossom. Death blossom. 442 00:25:33,170 --> 00:25:35,206 -Uh-huh. Not so fast. -No, no, no, no. 443 00:25:35,272 --> 00:25:37,341 No, I got it, I got it, I got this, I got this one. 444 00:25:39,543 --> 00:25:41,145 Come on! 445 00:25:41,212 --> 00:25:44,315 Oh, I had Zando-Zan in my crosshairs. 446 00:25:44,381 --> 00:25:45,650 Sure. 447 00:25:45,717 --> 00:25:47,084 I-I did. 448 00:25:47,151 --> 00:25:49,086 -Hold on. -You know, it could be 449 00:25:49,153 --> 00:25:50,922 -one of the fuses in the house. -What is that? 450 00:25:50,988 --> 00:25:52,456 You know it's a pretty old house, right? 451 00:25:52,523 --> 00:25:54,592 You know, one time I actually looked at one with my dad, 452 00:25:54,659 --> 00:25:56,227 and it zapped me through my braces, 453 00:25:56,293 --> 00:25:58,129 and then all my hair stood up 454 00:25:58,195 --> 00:25:59,563 -and it was crazy. -Whoa! 455 00:26:04,101 --> 00:26:05,937 This is cool. 456 00:26:07,338 --> 00:26:09,273 I guess we open it. 457 00:26:15,046 --> 00:26:17,514 It looks like pirate stuff. 458 00:26:17,581 --> 00:26:19,116 In Globe? 459 00:26:19,183 --> 00:26:21,585 Tss. Desert pirates. 460 00:26:26,590 --> 00:26:28,826 This is super cool. 461 00:26:28,893 --> 00:26:30,928 Whoa. 462 00:26:32,630 --> 00:26:34,666 I think there's something inside. 463 00:26:34,732 --> 00:26:36,668 But it won't open. 464 00:26:36,734 --> 00:26:39,804 Check out those weird scribbles around the sides. 465 00:26:39,871 --> 00:26:41,639 A-are those letters? 466 00:26:43,374 --> 00:26:44,942 I don't think so. 467 00:26:46,944 --> 00:26:48,212 This looks like... 468 00:26:48,279 --> 00:26:49,847 a chop. 469 00:26:49,914 --> 00:26:51,482 A what? 470 00:26:51,548 --> 00:26:53,818 A chop. It's like a stamp people use 471 00:26:53,885 --> 00:26:55,987 instead of writing their signatures. 472 00:26:56,053 --> 00:26:59,523 They use them in China. My dad showed me. 473 00:26:59,590 --> 00:27:02,359 So...how do they work? 474 00:27:02,426 --> 00:27:04,561 Grab one of my mom's lipsticks from the bathroom. 475 00:27:04,628 --> 00:27:05,930 Okay. 476 00:27:09,533 --> 00:27:10,902 Okay. 477 00:27:10,968 --> 00:27:13,570 I got Witch's Wine, Raptor Red, 478 00:27:13,637 --> 00:27:15,639 -and, uh, Redrum. -Redrum. 479 00:27:17,909 --> 00:27:21,012 I think the stars are like a printing guide. 480 00:27:21,078 --> 00:27:23,180 -Mm-hmm. -There. Watch this. 481 00:27:27,551 --> 00:27:29,386 -Hmm? -Hmm. 482 00:27:29,453 --> 00:27:30,621 Okay. 483 00:27:32,156 --> 00:27:34,525 Now, we have to match the stars on each side 484 00:27:34,591 --> 00:27:37,729 every time we press down. 485 00:27:37,795 --> 00:27:38,863 -All right, this way. -Okay. 486 00:27:41,966 --> 00:27:44,168 Make sure that all four sides match up. 487 00:27:47,004 --> 00:27:48,806 It looks really familiar. 488 00:27:54,278 --> 00:27:56,680 Whoa. What is that? 489 00:27:56,748 --> 00:28:00,017 It's Chinese. Those are Chinese characters. 490 00:28:01,252 --> 00:28:03,554 It's a message. 491 00:28:03,620 --> 00:28:05,823 Secret message? 492 00:28:06,991 --> 00:28:09,393 -In Chinese? -Mm-hmm. 493 00:28:09,460 --> 00:28:11,628 Wow. 494 00:28:11,695 --> 00:28:14,698 If only we knew someone who could read Chinese. 495 00:28:20,037 --> 00:28:22,473 Please, I-I told you I don't have it. 496 00:28:22,539 --> 00:28:24,441 Give us the box, or learn how to fly! 497 00:28:24,508 --> 00:28:25,777 I swear, I don't have it! 498 00:28:28,012 --> 00:28:29,713 Oh, well, what about the others? 499 00:28:29,781 --> 00:28:32,083 Ha ha. The others. Yes, this one has a litter mate. 500 00:28:32,149 --> 00:28:33,617 -Who? -His sister. 501 00:28:33,684 --> 00:28:35,452 Oh, they share a nest. 502 00:28:36,653 --> 00:28:38,289 Leave my sister alone. 503 00:28:38,355 --> 00:28:40,291 Now, why would I do that, meat sack? 504 00:28:40,357 --> 00:28:42,259 Yeah, meat sack. 505 00:28:44,161 --> 00:28:46,630 Look, I'll help you get what you want. 506 00:28:46,697 --> 00:28:48,800 Just leave her alone. 507 00:28:48,866 --> 00:28:51,268 -Ooh! -We have an accord. 508 00:28:54,038 --> 00:28:56,941 Yes, Maddy, it has to be like this 509 00:28:57,008 --> 00:28:59,143 so it gives balance, 510 00:28:59,210 --> 00:29:01,779 a stronger feng shui. 511 00:29:01,846 --> 00:29:04,415 -Feng shui. -That's right. 512 00:29:04,481 --> 00:29:06,483 Guys, guys, guys, wait, wait, oh, oh, shoot. 513 00:29:06,550 --> 00:29:08,552 Come here. Uncle Chuck! Uncle Chuck! 514 00:29:08,619 --> 00:29:10,788 -Hey, guys. -Uncle Chuck, we found something 515 00:29:10,855 --> 00:29:12,523 -you need to see. -We found a message. 516 00:29:12,589 --> 00:29:14,625 -A secret message. -But it's in Chinese. 517 00:29:14,691 --> 00:29:18,495 Oh, well, if it's in Chinese, I'll keep it a secret 518 00:29:18,562 --> 00:29:21,298 like my stinking tea. 519 00:29:21,365 --> 00:29:24,001 Please, Grandpa? Come on. 520 00:29:24,068 --> 00:29:25,970 Fine, I'll try your herbs. 521 00:29:26,037 --> 00:29:27,738 Deal. 522 00:29:30,374 --> 00:29:32,009 Where did you get this? 523 00:29:32,076 --> 00:29:33,644 Off this box we found. 524 00:29:33,710 --> 00:29:35,712 What does it say? 525 00:29:35,779 --> 00:29:38,349 "Mirrors of shadow, 526 00:29:38,415 --> 00:29:41,318 "their guiding lights make lupine lords 527 00:29:41,385 --> 00:29:43,921 "their acolytes. 528 00:29:43,988 --> 00:29:46,690 "Two pale ladies adrift at sea. 529 00:29:46,757 --> 00:29:50,828 "Reflected beauty will be the key. 530 00:29:50,895 --> 00:29:53,831 "Unlock the past 531 00:29:53,898 --> 00:29:56,667 and set it free." 532 00:29:56,733 --> 00:29:58,535 So sounds like a riddle. 533 00:29:58,602 --> 00:30:00,571 Maybe that's how we open this box, 534 00:30:00,637 --> 00:30:02,239 but what does it mean? 535 00:30:02,306 --> 00:30:04,541 It's written in ancient Chinese, 536 00:30:04,608 --> 00:30:09,080 the original Oracle Bone script, 537 00:30:09,146 --> 00:30:12,349 used in the Shang Dynasty by the... 538 00:30:12,416 --> 00:30:14,185 royal priests. 539 00:30:15,119 --> 00:30:17,188 Cool! 540 00:30:17,254 --> 00:30:19,423 Let me see that box again. 541 00:30:21,392 --> 00:30:23,861 It looks so familiar. 542 00:30:23,928 --> 00:30:25,362 I better check. 543 00:30:26,263 --> 00:30:28,232 It's very important. 544 00:30:29,533 --> 00:30:30,801 Ancient? 545 00:30:30,868 --> 00:30:33,570 -Oracle script? -That's like 5,000 years old. 546 00:30:33,637 --> 00:30:35,272 be careful. 547 00:30:37,441 --> 00:30:39,543 Where is it? 548 00:30:39,610 --> 00:30:42,513 I know I saw it here somewhere. 549 00:30:52,756 --> 00:30:54,258 So...where'd you find it? 550 00:30:54,325 --> 00:30:57,461 -It's cool, right? -On the grass outside school. 551 00:30:57,528 --> 00:31:00,031 Right after that weird guy bumped into Hopper. 552 00:31:04,535 --> 00:31:06,770 Of course! 553 00:31:06,837 --> 00:31:09,440 After all these years! 554 00:31:09,506 --> 00:31:10,641 Oh! 555 00:31:12,476 --> 00:31:13,844 Green Eyed Goddess. 556 00:31:13,911 --> 00:31:16,080 -How can I help you? -Maddy, is Patsy there? 557 00:31:16,147 --> 00:31:17,982 Hopper? 558 00:31:18,049 --> 00:31:19,984 Yeah. She's right beside me. 559 00:31:20,051 --> 00:31:21,652 You'll never guess what we just found. 560 00:31:21,718 --> 00:31:23,287 We have your brother as captive. 561 00:31:23,354 --> 00:31:26,457 If you want him back alive, you'll return what you stole, 562 00:31:26,523 --> 00:31:28,192 -meat sacks. -Meat sacks? 563 00:31:28,259 --> 00:31:30,962 That sounds like the turd eater. 564 00:31:31,028 --> 00:31:32,663 Meet us at the cemetery at sundown 565 00:31:32,729 --> 00:31:35,766 by the Chinese mausoleum. 566 00:31:35,832 --> 00:31:37,501 Bring the box and tell no one. 567 00:31:37,568 --> 00:31:39,403 Come immediately or your brother will be 568 00:31:39,470 --> 00:31:41,705 but an ugly memory. 569 00:31:41,772 --> 00:31:43,374 Let's go! 570 00:31:50,414 --> 00:31:52,349 Girls! 571 00:31:54,986 --> 00:31:57,454 The legends are true! 572 00:32:02,626 --> 00:32:03,927 It's this way. 573 00:32:06,397 --> 00:32:07,598 Hurry! 574 00:32:13,204 --> 00:32:14,405 Hurry up, bird. 575 00:32:14,471 --> 00:32:16,740 Hey, you can't rush an art form. 576 00:32:16,807 --> 00:32:20,444 Smells like dog crap. 577 00:32:20,511 --> 00:32:22,046 It's over here! 578 00:32:24,248 --> 00:32:26,617 That's far enough! 579 00:32:26,683 --> 00:32:28,419 -We've got the box. -Just don't hurt my brother. 580 00:32:28,485 --> 00:32:30,487 I don't want the boy. I want the box. 581 00:32:30,554 --> 00:32:33,157 You promise you'll let him go if we give you this box? 582 00:32:34,325 --> 00:32:35,726 Okay, congrats. You got your box. 583 00:32:35,792 --> 00:32:38,062 Can we all stop knowing each other now? 584 00:32:38,129 --> 00:32:41,265 Enjoy your world while it lasts, meat sack. 585 00:32:42,933 --> 00:32:44,201 You're short. 586 00:32:44,268 --> 00:32:46,670 Oh, Captain Obvious. 587 00:32:47,738 --> 00:32:48,772 Hank! 588 00:32:51,308 --> 00:32:53,177 The master's gonna be so happy with us. 589 00:32:53,244 --> 00:32:54,578 Oh, mission accomplished. 590 00:32:54,645 --> 00:32:56,413 -Are you okay? -Yeah, I'm fine. 591 00:32:56,480 --> 00:32:58,915 -Let's just get outta here. -You're welcome? 592 00:33:00,417 --> 00:33:01,785 Should we call the cops or something? 593 00:33:01,852 --> 00:33:03,787 Yeah. Those guys need some jail time. 594 00:33:03,854 --> 00:33:07,558 Aaaaaah! 595 00:33:13,664 --> 00:33:14,931 * * 596 00:33:14,998 --> 00:33:17,368 -Hmm? -You know this guy? 597 00:33:17,434 --> 00:33:19,570 Waaah! 598 00:33:19,636 --> 00:33:22,005 Wah! 599 00:33:24,641 --> 00:33:25,842 Uncle Chuck? 600 00:33:34,485 --> 00:33:35,819 Heads up! 601 00:33:35,886 --> 00:33:36,820 Ha ha ha! 602 00:33:36,887 --> 00:33:37,888 Oh--ooh! 603 00:33:37,954 --> 00:33:39,556 Ooh! I got the box. 604 00:33:39,623 --> 00:33:40,757 Ooh, he's got the box. 605 00:33:40,824 --> 00:33:42,893 Oh, they've got the box! Frank, I need some help! 606 00:33:42,959 --> 00:33:45,262 Don't lose the box! 607 00:33:48,865 --> 00:33:50,167 Aah! 608 00:33:50,234 --> 00:33:51,335 Wha-- 609 00:33:52,369 --> 00:33:53,670 Aah! 610 00:33:56,707 --> 00:33:58,309 Aah! 611 00:34:04,515 --> 00:34:05,816 Ohh... 612 00:34:05,882 --> 00:34:07,951 cursed ugly whelps. 613 00:34:08,018 --> 00:34:11,054 -They got the box. -It went through the portal! 614 00:34:11,122 --> 00:34:12,456 Go, go! 615 00:34:12,523 --> 00:34:14,658 -Retreat! -Go! 616 00:34:14,725 --> 00:34:16,227 ...hours are over. 617 00:34:16,293 --> 00:34:18,329 Cemetery hours are over. 618 00:34:18,395 --> 00:34:19,963 Go home. 619 00:34:22,833 --> 00:34:24,801 Hopper? 620 00:34:24,868 --> 00:34:25,902 Guys? 621 00:34:27,538 --> 00:34:29,072 Where are y'all? 622 00:34:34,878 --> 00:34:36,847 What was that? 623 00:34:36,913 --> 00:34:38,249 I think my face hurts. 624 00:34:38,315 --> 00:34:40,751 Did we just fall through solid rock? 625 00:34:44,020 --> 00:34:46,757 -How can that happen? -The legends are true! 626 00:34:46,823 --> 00:34:50,060 There's gotta be like a fault line or a hidden passage. 627 00:34:50,127 --> 00:34:51,628 Or maybe a gas line ruptured 628 00:34:51,695 --> 00:34:53,164 and we could be having hallucinations. 629 00:34:53,230 --> 00:34:54,731 My head hurts. Does anyone else's head hurt? 630 00:34:54,798 --> 00:34:56,800 Gas lines are pure methane. 631 00:34:56,867 --> 00:34:59,002 Farts with the power to kill. 632 00:34:59,069 --> 00:35:01,805 Like what magicians use when they make their great escape. 633 00:35:01,872 --> 00:35:03,207 Why? 634 00:35:03,274 --> 00:35:06,042 Like Pandora's Box, this was supposed to be legend! 635 00:35:06,109 --> 00:35:07,711 I need some air. 636 00:35:07,778 --> 00:35:10,681 -There's air everywhere. -But don't you see? It's real! 637 00:35:10,747 --> 00:35:14,551 The ancient scrolls told how it was the savior 638 00:35:14,618 --> 00:35:16,620 or destruction of all mankind. 639 00:35:17,554 --> 00:35:19,223 What are you talking about? 640 00:35:21,558 --> 00:35:22,593 Guys? 641 00:35:24,060 --> 00:35:25,329 Hey, guys. 642 00:35:25,396 --> 00:35:27,698 I could not let this fall into the wrong hands. 643 00:35:27,764 --> 00:35:29,600 I had to fight those two goons! 644 00:35:29,666 --> 00:35:31,502 -Hey, you guys! -What? 645 00:35:31,568 --> 00:35:34,205 What could be so important that you have to interrupt? 646 00:35:43,214 --> 00:35:45,382 So what are we gonna do now? 647 00:35:45,449 --> 00:35:47,751 -Oh, my... -Yeah. 648 00:35:50,821 --> 00:35:56,527 * * 649 00:36:04,935 --> 00:36:06,537 What do I do? What do I do? 650 00:36:06,603 --> 00:36:08,839 The book! 651 00:36:08,905 --> 00:36:11,107 There's gotta be something here that can tell me what happened. 652 00:36:11,174 --> 00:36:13,244 How do I fix this? How do I save them? 653 00:36:13,310 --> 00:36:14,711 How do I save my brother? 654 00:36:15,746 --> 00:36:18,282 But I can't read Chinese! 655 00:36:18,349 --> 00:36:19,783 Wait. 656 00:36:22,519 --> 00:36:24,255 Okay. I can do this. 657 00:36:24,321 --> 00:36:26,690 I can do this. 658 00:36:27,891 --> 00:36:29,960 996, 659 00:36:30,026 --> 00:36:31,495 997, 660 00:36:31,562 --> 00:36:32,763 998-- 661 00:36:33,530 --> 00:36:34,665 -Do you mind? -Sorry. 662 00:36:34,731 --> 00:36:36,600 I'm just freaking out a little bit, okay? 663 00:36:36,667 --> 00:36:38,635 Well, can you freak out and not do that 664 00:36:38,702 --> 00:36:41,538 so I can figure out a way home? I need to think. 665 00:36:41,605 --> 00:36:43,574 Think? This isn't algebra, Patsy. 666 00:36:43,640 --> 00:36:45,108 It's not on your midterms. 667 00:36:45,175 --> 00:36:47,077 -This is...magic. -Yes! 668 00:36:47,143 --> 00:36:50,247 Ancient Chinese magic. 669 00:36:50,314 --> 00:36:53,617 I recognize this box. Ha ha. 670 00:36:53,684 --> 00:36:56,653 Legend tells it held a powerful weapon, 671 00:36:56,720 --> 00:36:57,988 a gift from Erlang Shen, 672 00:36:58,054 --> 00:37:01,892 nephew of the Jade Emperor himself. 673 00:37:04,227 --> 00:37:05,996 -Good? -Is anyone else hungry? 674 00:37:06,062 --> 00:37:08,131 Okay, so if we came through this thing, 675 00:37:08,198 --> 00:37:09,933 then we can go back through it, right? 676 00:37:10,000 --> 00:37:13,169 I mean, that makes sense. But how does it work? 677 00:37:13,236 --> 00:37:16,607 You realize we are here for a reason. 678 00:37:16,673 --> 00:37:19,676 Part of the flow of the chi of the universe. 679 00:37:19,743 --> 00:37:21,845 Hey, are those raspberries? 680 00:37:21,912 --> 00:37:23,580 I think those are raspberries! 681 00:37:23,647 --> 00:37:24,948 Raspberries? 682 00:37:25,015 --> 00:37:27,718 This isn't a farmer's market. Those could be poisonous 683 00:37:27,784 --> 00:37:29,620 or eat your head off-- you don't know! 684 00:37:31,588 --> 00:37:32,823 Oh! 685 00:37:35,559 --> 00:37:37,060 It's like magic. 686 00:37:37,127 --> 00:37:39,663 That's the problem. It's all magic. 687 00:37:39,730 --> 00:37:42,533 Yes. The legends are true! 688 00:37:42,599 --> 00:37:45,436 Be careful. We don't know what those are. 689 00:37:45,502 --> 00:37:47,971 Don't be silly. They're just butterflies. 690 00:37:48,038 --> 00:37:49,606 Not my butterflies. 691 00:37:51,074 --> 00:37:53,610 It's like a-it's like a Disney movie. 692 00:37:53,677 --> 00:37:55,145 I'm a princess! 693 00:37:55,211 --> 00:37:57,247 I don't think that's a good idea. 694 00:37:57,314 --> 00:37:59,516 Ha ha. It tickles. 695 00:38:02,252 --> 00:38:04,187 Not a princess. Not a princess! 696 00:38:04,254 --> 00:38:06,490 Not good. Not good at all. 697 00:38:06,557 --> 00:38:07,824 Guys, help! 698 00:38:07,891 --> 00:38:10,361 Stop! Guys, help! 699 00:38:10,427 --> 00:38:12,529 I'm not a Disney princess, not a Disney princess, 700 00:38:12,596 --> 00:38:14,264 not a Disney princes! 701 00:38:19,069 --> 00:38:24,508 * * 702 00:38:25,442 --> 00:38:28,144 Greetings, travelers. 703 00:38:31,982 --> 00:38:34,451 You should be more cautious 704 00:38:34,518 --> 00:38:36,553 around the quoon do. 705 00:38:36,620 --> 00:38:38,522 It's their courting season, 706 00:38:38,589 --> 00:38:41,024 and the males are ravenous. 707 00:38:41,091 --> 00:38:44,395 Allow me to introduce myself. 708 00:38:44,461 --> 00:38:47,831 I am a trader of goods by profession. 709 00:38:47,898 --> 00:38:49,433 My name is 710 00:38:53,904 --> 00:38:57,708 But my friends call me Joe. 711 00:38:58,609 --> 00:39:00,411 So you're a trader named Joe? 712 00:39:00,477 --> 00:39:03,146 At your service. 713 00:39:04,047 --> 00:39:05,416 So it's Trader Joe. 714 00:39:05,482 --> 00:39:08,719 Indeed! Ha ha ha. 715 00:39:08,785 --> 00:39:10,887 Seriously? 716 00:39:10,954 --> 00:39:12,889 Night is falling. 717 00:39:12,956 --> 00:39:18,128 The two sisters are starting their climb across the heavens. 718 00:39:18,194 --> 00:39:20,464 Be my guests this evening. 719 00:39:20,531 --> 00:39:23,400 -Well, we'd be honored. -Then it's decided. 720 00:39:23,467 --> 00:39:25,502 Follow me. 721 00:39:29,673 --> 00:39:31,675 It's Trader Joe. 722 00:39:33,877 --> 00:39:37,180 Pigu, we have guests! 723 00:39:37,247 --> 00:39:42,419 Ha ha. That's a lovely wagon you have, Trader Joe. 724 00:39:42,486 --> 00:39:44,187 But, um, uh... 725 00:39:44,254 --> 00:39:46,457 I don't think we'll all fit in there. 726 00:39:46,523 --> 00:39:49,059 Ha ha. Of course not! 727 00:39:49,125 --> 00:39:51,928 We'll stay in my tent. 728 00:39:51,995 --> 00:39:54,064 Oh. Great. 729 00:39:56,332 --> 00:39:58,769 I'm sure that'll be much bigger. 730 00:40:06,409 --> 00:40:09,846 * * 731 00:40:09,913 --> 00:40:11,482 There we go! 732 00:40:16,352 --> 00:40:18,822 -I love camping. -Excuse me! 733 00:40:18,889 --> 00:40:20,290 Dude, did he just-- 734 00:40:28,899 --> 00:40:31,835 Ha ha ah... 735 00:40:31,902 --> 00:40:34,738 Ah, perfect! 736 00:40:36,039 --> 00:40:39,810 Ah. A little further. 737 00:40:41,978 --> 00:40:43,614 Uh... 738 00:40:56,693 --> 00:40:59,129 Come, come. 739 00:41:03,266 --> 00:41:05,168 Is this real? 740 00:41:05,235 --> 00:41:07,337 Welcome, my friends, 741 00:41:07,403 --> 00:41:09,840 to my humble abode. 742 00:41:09,906 --> 00:41:12,442 You are my honored guests. 743 00:41:16,813 --> 00:41:19,683 That's soft. 744 00:41:19,750 --> 00:41:22,485 Please, my friends, please, 745 00:41:22,553 --> 00:41:25,321 make yourself comfortable and relax. 746 00:41:25,388 --> 00:41:26,990 Oh! 747 00:41:27,057 --> 00:41:29,325 You are so generous, Trader. 748 00:41:29,392 --> 00:41:33,897 As custom, a gift for the family patriarch. 749 00:41:33,964 --> 00:41:36,299 Oh, I couldn't possibly. 750 00:41:36,366 --> 00:41:40,136 I insist. It would be an insult not to accept. 751 00:41:40,203 --> 00:41:43,607 Oh, oh, I wouldn't want to insult you. 752 00:41:43,674 --> 00:41:46,309 Oh, it's beautiful. 753 00:41:46,376 --> 00:41:48,712 You'll look sharp, Uncle Chuck, real sharp. 754 00:41:48,779 --> 00:41:51,181 It's the least I can do 755 00:41:51,247 --> 00:41:54,117 for you travelers from distant lands. 756 00:41:54,184 --> 00:41:57,520 And I'd love to hear all about your adventure, 757 00:41:57,588 --> 00:42:01,191 but first, you must be starving! 758 00:42:01,257 --> 00:42:02,859 Yes. 759 00:42:02,926 --> 00:42:05,862 Then you are in for a treat. 760 00:42:10,400 --> 00:42:12,135 Whoa! 761 00:42:12,202 --> 00:42:13,570 Crazy! 762 00:42:13,637 --> 00:42:15,438 Yes, indeed. 763 00:42:16,406 --> 00:42:20,243 This is my grandmother's secret recipe, baozi. 764 00:42:20,310 --> 00:42:21,745 Baozi? 765 00:42:21,812 --> 00:42:23,747 Yes, yes, baozi. 766 00:42:23,814 --> 00:42:27,618 It's a steamed Chinese dough. 767 00:42:27,684 --> 00:42:31,087 Yes! And so much more. 768 00:42:31,154 --> 00:42:32,789 Prepare to be spoiled! 769 00:42:32,856 --> 00:42:34,057 It smells so good. 770 00:42:34,124 --> 00:42:36,259 I didn't know I could be this hungry. 771 00:42:36,326 --> 00:42:38,528 Looks delicious. 772 00:42:42,365 --> 00:42:44,635 Dig in! 773 00:42:44,701 --> 00:42:47,270 You are too kind. 774 00:42:47,337 --> 00:42:49,773 Ai yah! I forgot the sauce. 775 00:42:49,840 --> 00:42:53,677 I'll just fill up on sauce. 776 00:43:02,819 --> 00:43:05,121 Please, after you. 777 00:43:12,595 --> 00:43:13,997 Mmm. 778 00:43:15,431 --> 00:43:20,170 -I think I love your grandma. -Mm. Mm. Mm-hmm. 779 00:43:23,173 --> 00:43:25,141 We can still cross the threshold, 780 00:43:25,208 --> 00:43:26,643 capture the bandits, 781 00:43:26,710 --> 00:43:28,544 and deliver the treasure to our master 782 00:43:28,611 --> 00:43:30,146 before he uncovers your blunder. 783 00:43:30,213 --> 00:43:32,148 Oh, no, we can't. 784 00:43:32,215 --> 00:43:33,516 What? What? 785 00:43:33,583 --> 00:43:36,152 -What are you going on about? -Hei gou fèn. 786 00:43:36,219 --> 00:43:38,488 It's all gone. 787 00:43:38,554 --> 00:43:40,190 -What? -Oh! 788 00:43:40,256 --> 00:43:41,557 -What? -Oh! Whoa! 789 00:43:41,624 --> 00:43:44,928 Where are we gonna find the dung of a black dog... 790 00:43:44,995 --> 00:43:46,396 at this hour? 791 00:43:46,462 --> 00:43:47,497 Ow. 792 00:43:52,769 --> 00:43:56,172 Relax and enjoy, hmm? 793 00:43:56,239 --> 00:43:58,508 Is there anything else you need? 794 00:43:58,574 --> 00:44:00,576 Where are we? 795 00:44:00,643 --> 00:44:03,513 Good. Let's answer that. 796 00:44:21,364 --> 00:44:25,035 You are in the Kingdom Penglai 797 00:44:25,101 --> 00:44:28,338 ruled by the wizard Lord Kuang. 798 00:44:28,404 --> 00:44:31,842 There are four other kingdoms, 799 00:44:31,908 --> 00:44:35,611 each their own magic worlds. 800 00:44:37,480 --> 00:44:41,651 Your world is one of many worlds. 801 00:44:43,153 --> 00:44:45,956 Do you think Lord Kuang can help get us home? 802 00:44:46,022 --> 00:44:50,727 Lord Kuang's castle is easy to see. 803 00:44:50,794 --> 00:44:54,164 You will find the fortress atop the mountain 804 00:44:54,230 --> 00:44:57,533 beneath the twin moons. 805 00:44:57,600 --> 00:45:00,370 That sounds like our guy. 806 00:45:00,436 --> 00:45:04,240 Mm-hmm. So what brings you to our kingdom? 807 00:45:08,544 --> 00:45:10,747 Something to do with this box we found. 808 00:45:10,814 --> 00:45:12,682 Mm, ah, so nice! 809 00:45:12,749 --> 00:45:15,018 I'll trade you, hmm? 810 00:45:15,085 --> 00:45:16,987 Thanks, but we should probably hold onto this 811 00:45:17,053 --> 00:45:19,322 -until we find a way home. -Yes, yes. 812 00:45:19,389 --> 00:45:20,523 Of course. 813 00:45:20,590 --> 00:45:22,192 -Mm-hmm. -Wait. 814 00:45:22,258 --> 00:45:24,327 How did you make all of that happen? 815 00:45:24,394 --> 00:45:27,831 Those are simple spells. 816 00:45:31,067 --> 00:45:33,269 Here, you try. 817 00:45:33,336 --> 00:45:37,240 But I don't know how to read or write Chinese. 818 00:45:37,307 --> 00:45:39,675 Magic is simple. 819 00:45:39,742 --> 00:45:42,678 Draw from your heart. 820 00:45:42,745 --> 00:45:44,047 Okay. 821 00:45:48,051 --> 00:45:49,820 Is this okay? 822 00:45:50,854 --> 00:45:52,155 Well... 823 00:45:52,222 --> 00:45:54,490 let's see how you fare. 824 00:45:58,194 --> 00:46:01,798 Ooh. Oh, magic comes natural for you. 825 00:46:01,865 --> 00:46:04,300 It's a kitty! 826 00:46:06,903 --> 00:46:09,539 You are all my guests, 827 00:46:09,605 --> 00:46:13,609 and tomorrow, we will find the castle. 828 00:46:13,676 --> 00:46:15,411 Thank you. 829 00:46:15,478 --> 00:46:16,913 Night, Squirrel. 830 00:46:16,980 --> 00:46:19,049 Night, Patsy. Night, Uncle Chuck. 831 00:46:19,115 --> 00:46:20,316 Night, Hopper. 832 00:46:20,383 --> 00:46:22,752 Night, Hopper. 833 00:46:22,819 --> 00:46:25,822 Night, Grandpa. 834 00:46:40,603 --> 00:46:43,239 Bwak! Bwak, bwak bwak. 835 00:46:43,306 --> 00:46:46,276 Go on, git, you foul critters! 836 00:46:46,342 --> 00:46:48,578 Coming in here looking for dog poop? 837 00:46:48,644 --> 00:46:51,081 What kinda place you think I'm running here? 838 00:46:51,147 --> 00:46:53,549 Daggum hippies! 839 00:47:01,257 --> 00:47:04,494 W-wei? 840 00:47:04,560 --> 00:47:06,262 Wei-wei shen-- 841 00:47:08,664 --> 00:47:10,766 Green Eyed Goddess. How can I help you? 842 00:47:10,833 --> 00:47:13,369 -Maddy? -Mrs. Lee? 843 00:47:13,436 --> 00:47:15,338 Sorry, honey. 844 00:47:15,405 --> 00:47:17,440 The crowd is going nuts. You know these home games. 845 00:47:17,507 --> 00:47:21,144 -Yeah. Go, Tigers. -Listen, it looks like 846 00:47:21,211 --> 00:47:22,578 I'm gonna be a little late tonight. 847 00:47:22,645 --> 00:47:24,380 I'm calling to make sure those two are doing okay. 848 00:47:24,447 --> 00:47:26,883 -Are they there? -Yeah, they're all doing great. 849 00:47:27,884 --> 00:47:29,953 Right, Uncle Chuck? 850 00:47:30,020 --> 00:47:31,487 Great! 851 00:47:31,554 --> 00:47:34,690 Okay, uh, listen, honey, I gotta run. 852 00:47:34,757 --> 00:47:36,726 Duty calls. But give Patsy my love, 853 00:47:36,792 --> 00:47:39,262 -and you two have fun, okay? -Lotsa fun. 854 00:47:39,329 --> 00:47:41,497 All right, bye. 855 00:47:45,201 --> 00:47:47,370 It's okay. I can do this. 856 00:47:48,704 --> 00:47:51,107 Wei shen. 857 00:48:02,252 --> 00:48:03,586 Shh. 858 00:48:04,720 --> 00:48:06,889 Yes. Okay. 859 00:48:06,957 --> 00:48:09,459 There it is. There it is. 860 00:48:09,525 --> 00:48:10,760 Ah! 861 00:48:12,895 --> 00:48:15,765 Oh, my... 862 00:48:15,831 --> 00:48:18,234 oh--oh! 863 00:48:18,301 --> 00:48:20,836 Aah! Aah! 864 00:48:20,903 --> 00:48:23,473 Aah! 865 00:48:31,414 --> 00:48:35,685 Mighty Lord Kuang, I have what you seek. 866 00:48:35,751 --> 00:48:39,455 But it is protected, so please send your soldiers. 867 00:48:39,522 --> 00:48:41,524 At dawn. 868 00:48:41,591 --> 00:48:43,759 Make yourself scarce 869 00:48:43,826 --> 00:48:47,297 if you want to collect your reward. 870 00:48:47,363 --> 00:48:50,566 Mark the prize! 871 00:48:55,371 --> 00:48:56,672 The master's gonna eat your soul 872 00:48:56,739 --> 00:48:57,840 when he learns of your incompetence! 873 00:48:57,907 --> 00:49:00,243 Gonna eat you first, fat rat. 874 00:49:00,310 --> 00:49:02,245 -No, no, no, no, chicken! -Oh! 875 00:49:02,312 --> 00:49:04,347 Oh, got stuck with a chicken! 876 00:49:04,414 --> 00:49:05,715 Ratatouille. 877 00:49:05,781 --> 00:49:07,483 -No, chicken. -Ratatouille. 878 00:49:07,550 --> 00:49:09,019 Kung pao chicken! 879 00:49:09,085 --> 00:49:10,620 Oh... 880 00:49:10,686 --> 00:49:11,754 Oh! 881 00:49:12,755 --> 00:49:13,956 Oh! 882 00:49:14,024 --> 00:49:15,858 Hei gou fèn? 883 00:49:15,925 --> 00:49:18,361 Hmm? You guys did the hog? 884 00:49:18,428 --> 00:49:20,396 Hei gou fèn? 885 00:49:20,463 --> 00:49:22,932 Uh...what now? 886 00:49:22,999 --> 00:49:24,434 Hei gou fèn? 887 00:49:24,500 --> 00:49:27,203 Uh, Chinese, right? 888 00:49:27,270 --> 00:49:28,304 -Mm! -Mm! 889 00:49:29,572 --> 00:49:31,107 Green Eyed Goddess. 890 00:49:31,174 --> 00:49:33,009 About a mile that way. 891 00:49:33,076 --> 00:49:35,445 Uncle Chuck's got a funky collection. 892 00:49:35,511 --> 00:49:37,480 He'll have what you're looking for. 893 00:49:37,547 --> 00:49:39,982 Yes, yes, yes! 894 00:49:40,050 --> 00:49:42,518 -Ahem. -Oh, no! 895 00:49:42,585 --> 00:49:45,121 -Pay the pig. -Argh! 896 00:49:56,132 --> 00:49:58,134 Ha ha ha. Kurt's lucky day. 897 00:49:58,201 --> 00:50:00,603 All in the reflexes. 898 00:50:12,748 --> 00:50:15,185 Mm, yeah, this is definitely the place. 899 00:50:15,251 --> 00:50:17,220 Definitely the place. Green Eyed Goddess, 900 00:50:17,287 --> 00:50:19,189 they call it. 901 00:50:25,661 --> 00:50:26,896 Hello! 902 00:50:27,830 --> 00:50:30,433 Heard you might have some dog poop here? 903 00:50:30,500 --> 00:50:32,668 Of the ebony kind? 904 00:50:36,005 --> 00:50:41,944 * * 905 00:50:42,011 --> 00:50:43,346 Hello? 906 00:50:48,351 --> 00:50:49,485 Come out. 907 00:51:13,243 --> 00:51:14,844 Ha ha! 908 00:51:14,910 --> 00:51:17,913 Oh, that is a vintage year! 909 00:51:19,215 --> 00:51:20,283 Ooh! 910 00:51:30,025 --> 00:51:32,228 And Bingo was his name-o. 911 00:51:32,295 --> 00:51:33,729 Hmm? 912 00:51:34,764 --> 00:51:37,333 Oh! Hei gou fèn? 913 00:51:39,535 --> 00:51:42,438 Hey, how'd you know the dog's name? 914 00:51:46,576 --> 00:51:47,677 What? 915 00:51:47,743 --> 00:51:48,911 Yah--ah! 916 00:51:50,680 --> 00:51:54,417 Hey! Haven't seen one of these games since I was a gelfling. 917 00:51:55,785 --> 00:51:57,653 Whaddaya say, pal? 918 00:51:57,720 --> 00:51:59,922 Hmm? Just one match. 919 00:51:59,989 --> 00:52:02,358 We have no time for a children's game. 920 00:52:02,425 --> 00:52:06,496 How about this? Put a little leopard on your lips? 921 00:52:06,562 --> 00:52:09,365 -You rascal. -Ha ha ha. 922 00:52:10,433 --> 00:52:13,002 Where did you find this golden mead? 923 00:52:13,068 --> 00:52:15,338 Oh, this place is full of surprises. 924 00:52:17,973 --> 00:52:21,177 Hey, for a rat, you're really hogging the cat pee. 925 00:52:28,150 --> 00:52:30,019 Ooh! 926 00:52:31,854 --> 00:52:33,022 Ah... 927 00:52:38,494 --> 00:52:40,430 Expect no quarters given 928 00:52:40,496 --> 00:52:43,466 -and a thorough trouncing. -Okay. 929 00:52:51,907 --> 00:52:54,444 Welcome, Trader. 930 00:52:54,510 --> 00:52:56,546 You have come to collect 931 00:52:56,612 --> 00:52:59,148 your reward? 932 00:52:59,215 --> 00:53:01,150 Yes, Lord Kuang, 933 00:53:01,217 --> 00:53:05,421 for I have found the key to your happiness. 934 00:53:05,488 --> 00:53:08,023 You mean the key to my prison. 935 00:53:09,058 --> 00:53:12,262 Stuck here for the last thousand years 936 00:53:12,328 --> 00:53:15,698 while my true destiny is conquering 937 00:53:15,765 --> 00:53:17,467 the five kingdoms. 938 00:53:17,533 --> 00:53:20,770 One tiny artifact 939 00:53:20,836 --> 00:53:25,074 is all that stands between me 940 00:53:25,140 --> 00:53:27,377 and ultimate power. 941 00:53:29,479 --> 00:53:31,481 Mm, gold. 942 00:53:31,547 --> 00:53:35,951 And then I'll be god of pain 943 00:53:36,018 --> 00:53:38,421 and mercy. 944 00:53:38,488 --> 00:53:42,525 You are generous beyond measure, 945 00:53:42,592 --> 00:53:45,628 Lord Kuang. 946 00:53:48,464 --> 00:53:50,900 It's your move. Don't be such a chicken. 947 00:53:50,966 --> 00:53:54,003 Hey! I'm not gonna walk into a trap, you rat. 948 00:53:54,069 --> 00:53:56,171 Um...okay. 949 00:53:56,238 --> 00:53:57,407 -Boom. -Ha. 950 00:53:57,473 --> 00:53:59,309 -I knew you were gonna do that. -What? 951 00:53:59,375 --> 00:54:01,944 -Yah! -Oh! That's illegal! 952 00:54:02,011 --> 00:54:04,747 -Oh... -We're playing Morlock rules. 953 00:54:12,054 --> 00:54:14,457 I brought piz...za. 954 00:54:14,524 --> 00:54:15,691 Mrs. Lee! 955 00:54:15,758 --> 00:54:17,727 -Demon! -Oh! 956 00:54:23,666 --> 00:54:25,635 Maddy, what's going on? 957 00:54:25,701 --> 00:54:27,303 Um... 958 00:54:27,370 --> 00:54:30,239 It's complicated? 959 00:54:42,552 --> 00:54:43,786 Huh? 960 00:54:46,556 --> 00:54:48,558 -Grandpa! -Hmm. 961 00:54:48,624 --> 00:54:52,061 You guys think Trader Joe can magic us some breakfast? 962 00:54:52,127 --> 00:54:55,297 Oh, ha. Good morning, child. 963 00:54:55,365 --> 00:54:57,900 Yeah. I want some eggs over my hammy. 964 00:54:57,967 --> 00:55:00,503 Wait--where is Trader Joe? 965 00:55:05,975 --> 00:55:08,210 Eh-uh-ah--is everything all right? 966 00:55:08,277 --> 00:55:12,147 That child, always running around. 967 00:55:22,324 --> 00:55:24,660 I never noticed a door bell last night. 968 00:55:26,429 --> 00:55:29,599 -Door bell? -It's cool, right? 969 00:55:36,539 --> 00:55:38,273 Eh, uh, w-where is he? 970 00:55:38,340 --> 00:55:39,875 Okay, that's odd. 971 00:55:39,942 --> 00:55:42,712 What's that mean, Grandpa? 972 00:55:42,778 --> 00:55:44,747 Oh. 973 00:55:44,814 --> 00:55:46,982 That's the Chinese symbol for ghost. 974 00:55:47,049 --> 00:55:49,752 -What? -But we're not ghosts. 975 00:55:49,819 --> 00:55:53,222 Well, in Chinese, ghost, the character, 976 00:55:53,288 --> 00:55:55,257 can mean many things. Ha. 977 00:55:55,324 --> 00:55:57,092 -Like what? -Well, 978 00:55:57,159 --> 00:55:59,429 a ghost, obviously, zombies, spirits 979 00:55:59,495 --> 00:56:01,697 that are angry and jealous and... 980 00:56:05,200 --> 00:56:07,236 Hopping vampires! 981 00:56:07,302 --> 00:56:09,472 -Hopping what now? -Hopping vampires! 982 00:56:09,539 --> 00:56:11,941 That symbol was meant for them to locate us. 983 00:56:12,007 --> 00:56:14,510 They track breath, so just hold your breath. 984 00:56:14,577 --> 00:56:17,012 Now, we've got--whoa! Let's get outta here. 985 00:56:17,079 --> 00:56:18,414 Come on. 986 00:56:18,481 --> 00:56:19,815 Come on, kids! 987 00:56:19,882 --> 00:56:22,051 The hopping vampires are coming! 988 00:56:41,737 --> 00:56:43,439 Ah! 989 00:56:43,506 --> 00:56:45,374 -Are you okay, Grandpa? -Ha ha ha! 990 00:56:45,441 --> 00:56:47,510 I'm fine! Ha ha ha! 991 00:56:47,577 --> 00:56:49,044 Ohh... 992 00:56:54,249 --> 00:56:56,085 Witness this moment, Trader. 993 00:56:56,151 --> 00:56:59,254 Ooh, this is the hand of destiny, 994 00:56:59,321 --> 00:57:01,491 when I become 995 00:57:01,557 --> 00:57:04,359 a god. 996 00:57:05,761 --> 00:57:07,096 What? 997 00:57:33,523 --> 00:57:37,727 Find it fast, or you'll beg for a fate 998 00:57:37,793 --> 00:57:41,531 as kind...as his. 999 00:57:49,505 --> 00:57:51,907 My Lord, 1000 00:57:51,974 --> 00:57:54,176 I will find the box, 1001 00:57:54,243 --> 00:57:57,680 I promise. 1002 00:57:57,747 --> 00:58:01,183 Yes, you will, Trader. 1003 00:58:01,250 --> 00:58:04,820 You will, or... 1004 00:58:04,887 --> 00:58:07,356 I'll boil your bones 1005 00:58:07,422 --> 00:58:09,759 until your flesh 1006 00:58:09,825 --> 00:58:11,694 falls off. 1007 00:58:13,028 --> 00:58:16,331 Understand? 1008 00:58:19,134 --> 00:58:21,436 He said the fortress was only a day's travel away. 1009 00:58:21,503 --> 00:58:23,472 Yeah. But he has a donkey and a wagon. 1010 00:58:23,539 --> 00:58:25,074 -We just got our feet. -True. 1011 00:58:25,140 --> 00:58:28,443 The magic map thing made it look like it was this way. 1012 00:58:29,311 --> 00:58:30,379 Seriously? 1013 00:58:33,783 --> 00:58:36,518 Get back. What are you doing? 1014 00:58:36,586 --> 00:58:38,688 There's some good news. 1015 00:58:38,754 --> 00:58:42,057 -There's the castle. -Can't go across here, 1016 00:58:42,124 --> 00:58:43,926 so let's just back up. 1017 00:58:43,993 --> 00:58:46,261 Come on. 1018 00:58:46,328 --> 00:58:49,164 "Mirror of shadow, their guiding lights 1019 00:58:49,231 --> 00:58:53,168 make lupine lords their acolytes." 1020 00:58:59,942 --> 00:59:03,913 "And two pale ladies adrift at sea 1021 00:59:03,979 --> 00:59:05,915 "reflected beauty will be their key. 1022 00:59:05,981 --> 00:59:08,818 Unlock the past and set it free." 1023 00:59:09,885 --> 00:59:11,486 Does that mean anything to you? 1024 00:59:11,553 --> 00:59:13,923 No. But it does remind me 1025 00:59:13,989 --> 00:59:15,591 of the riddle of the Sphinx. 1026 00:59:15,658 --> 00:59:17,192 Do you know that one? 1027 00:59:17,259 --> 00:59:19,629 -Of course, yeah. -Yeah, that's a great riddle. 1028 00:59:19,695 --> 00:59:22,598 Yeah. Totally. Yeah, I know that one. 1029 00:59:27,002 --> 00:59:28,170 How does it go again? 1030 00:59:28,237 --> 00:59:30,105 What has four legs in the morning, 1031 00:59:30,172 --> 00:59:34,476 two legs in the afternoon, and three legs at night? 1032 00:59:34,543 --> 00:59:36,578 Right, yeah. That one. 1033 00:59:38,714 --> 00:59:41,183 And the answer is... 1034 00:59:41,250 --> 00:59:43,352 -Man. -Yeah, 'cause babies 1035 00:59:43,418 --> 00:59:45,320 -crawl on all fours. -And adults walk on two legs. 1036 00:59:45,387 --> 00:59:46,622 And old people-- 1037 00:59:46,689 --> 00:59:50,159 Hey. Wise men... have three legs. 1038 00:59:50,225 --> 00:59:52,061 One, two, three. 1039 00:59:52,127 --> 00:59:54,864 -So it's a metaphor. -Mm-hmm. 1040 00:59:54,930 --> 00:59:57,099 But we're missing something. 1041 00:59:57,867 --> 00:59:59,301 Here. 1042 01:00:00,502 --> 01:00:02,738 Nature calls. 1043 01:00:04,774 --> 01:00:05,941 Okay. 1044 01:00:07,242 --> 01:00:10,980 "Two pale ladies adrift at sea." 1045 01:00:11,046 --> 01:00:12,347 Pale ladies? 1046 01:00:12,414 --> 01:00:13,683 Yeah. 1047 01:00:13,749 --> 01:00:16,518 Like the two moons Joe was talking about? 1048 01:00:16,585 --> 01:00:18,754 Called 'em the two sisters. 1049 01:00:18,821 --> 01:00:20,756 Can't believe the guy ratted us out. 1050 01:00:20,823 --> 01:00:22,424 You're a genius! 1051 01:00:24,326 --> 01:00:27,763 It's the moon. Or...the moons. 1052 01:00:27,830 --> 01:00:29,699 In our world, there's only one moon, 1053 01:00:29,765 --> 01:00:32,467 so of course, it didn't make any sense, but here... 1054 01:00:34,236 --> 01:00:35,337 There's two. 1055 01:00:36,405 --> 01:00:40,676 Okay. But how do you reflect beauty? 1056 01:00:40,743 --> 01:00:42,678 Do you need a mirror? 1057 01:00:42,745 --> 01:00:45,514 Reflected, meaning... 1058 01:00:45,580 --> 01:00:47,382 matching on each side. 1059 01:00:47,449 --> 01:00:50,352 So if we push the moons to the corner... 1060 01:00:51,921 --> 01:00:53,622 It's working. 1061 01:00:55,024 --> 01:00:58,027 Even in the land... 1062 01:00:58,093 --> 01:01:01,030 of the eight immortals... 1063 01:01:01,096 --> 01:01:04,700 when a man's gotta go, he's gotta go. 1064 01:01:04,767 --> 01:01:08,037 Well, the kids can't see me. 1065 01:01:19,348 --> 01:01:21,316 Rain and thunder. 1066 01:01:31,460 --> 01:01:33,395 I thought I went this way, 1067 01:01:33,462 --> 01:01:35,597 but no, couldn't have been. 1068 01:01:35,664 --> 01:01:37,032 Ha ha. No, no. 1069 01:01:37,099 --> 01:01:39,601 Little confused here. Let's see. 1070 01:01:39,668 --> 01:01:41,636 Must be this way. Yeah. 1071 01:01:52,714 --> 01:01:55,117 Okay, so this is a crescent moon. 1072 01:01:55,184 --> 01:01:57,452 So it has to move over here on this side? 1073 01:01:57,519 --> 01:01:59,688 And then it has to match with the crescent moon 1074 01:01:59,755 --> 01:02:01,323 -on this side. -Okay, okay, yeah. 1075 01:02:01,390 --> 01:02:03,458 What was that? 1076 01:02:03,525 --> 01:02:06,728 Where did it come from? 1077 01:02:06,796 --> 01:02:09,398 -This way. -Hopper, wait! 1078 01:02:09,464 --> 01:02:11,333 Well, will you wait? 1079 01:02:20,843 --> 01:02:22,711 It could be dangerous! 1080 01:02:42,197 --> 01:02:43,866 Thank you, kind stranger. 1081 01:02:46,568 --> 01:02:48,703 * * 1082 01:02:48,770 --> 01:02:51,573 -Glad we could help. -What is your name, sir knight? 1083 01:02:52,707 --> 01:02:53,742 Knight? 1084 01:02:53,809 --> 01:02:55,878 Are these your serfs? 1085 01:02:55,945 --> 01:02:58,047 I don't surf. I boogie-boarded one time 1086 01:02:58,113 --> 01:02:59,815 in California for summer vacation. 1087 01:02:59,882 --> 01:03:02,217 We're not his serfs, and he's not a knight. 1088 01:03:02,284 --> 01:03:04,820 I'm Patsy. What's your name? 1089 01:03:04,887 --> 01:03:08,190 I'm Allura. Thank you all for your kindness. 1090 01:03:08,257 --> 01:03:13,028 No need to thank us. Just, uh, doing my job. 1091 01:03:13,095 --> 01:03:15,197 Your job? You go to high school. 1092 01:03:15,264 --> 01:03:17,532 At least let me share my supper with you all 1093 01:03:17,599 --> 01:03:20,903 to thank you for your charity and to bind that wound you have. 1094 01:03:22,404 --> 01:03:23,538 Oh, yeah. 1095 01:03:23,605 --> 01:03:24,773 Yeah. I could eat. 1096 01:03:24,840 --> 01:03:26,508 Follow me. 1097 01:03:28,677 --> 01:03:30,545 -Are you sure you're okay? -Guys, we can't just-- 1098 01:03:30,612 --> 01:03:32,781 -I could carry you. -What about Grandpa? 1099 01:03:46,561 --> 01:03:48,763 Bush, get out of my face! 1100 01:04:01,510 --> 01:04:05,047 * * 1101 01:04:05,114 --> 01:04:08,050 Oh, so beautiful. 1102 01:04:08,117 --> 01:04:11,286 Oh! Oh. Ha ha ha. 1103 01:04:19,094 --> 01:04:21,630 Oh. The great Buddha. 1104 01:04:22,597 --> 01:04:25,734 Must be people around, and those kids! 1105 01:04:25,800 --> 01:04:28,170 They're always getting lost. 1106 01:04:28,237 --> 01:04:30,272 Hopper? 1107 01:04:34,910 --> 01:04:36,778 Oh! 1108 01:04:36,845 --> 01:04:39,081 Oh! 1109 01:04:39,148 --> 01:04:41,450 Oh! 1110 01:04:44,286 --> 01:04:46,521 I-I'm sorry! 1111 01:04:57,399 --> 01:05:01,803 I am always a little stiff after 100-year nap. 1112 01:05:01,870 --> 01:05:04,373 But no worry, young one. 1113 01:05:04,439 --> 01:05:07,977 Well met is well met. 1114 01:05:08,043 --> 01:05:10,545 Young one? Uh, me? 1115 01:05:10,612 --> 01:05:11,947 Ha. 1116 01:05:12,014 --> 01:05:15,617 I was wrinkled before the mountains were born 1117 01:05:15,684 --> 01:05:18,453 and the four winds whispered, 1118 01:05:18,520 --> 01:05:24,593 but I am just a hatchling before the eyes of the goddess. 1119 01:05:24,659 --> 01:05:28,330 Now, why don't you tell me about your journey 1120 01:05:28,397 --> 01:05:32,334 over a nice hot cup of tea? 1121 01:05:32,401 --> 01:05:34,869 Tea? Ha ha. 1122 01:05:34,936 --> 01:05:37,339 Tea invigorates the mind 1123 01:05:37,406 --> 01:05:39,741 and lets the chi flow. 1124 01:05:39,808 --> 01:05:43,412 Make yourself comfortable. Sit, sit. 1125 01:05:45,414 --> 01:05:46,548 Most gracious. 1126 01:05:51,286 --> 01:05:54,223 Most gracious indeed. 1127 01:05:57,026 --> 01:05:59,261 Welcome to my humble camp. 1128 01:05:59,328 --> 01:06:00,895 I beg your forgiveness. 1129 01:06:00,962 --> 01:06:03,532 I did not know I would be having anyone for dinner. 1130 01:06:03,598 --> 01:06:05,834 No, I-I love what you did with the place. 1131 01:06:05,900 --> 01:06:08,437 You are too kind, brave knight. 1132 01:06:08,503 --> 01:06:10,572 I mean...Hopper. 1133 01:06:10,639 --> 01:06:13,075 Oh, I-it's cool. 1134 01:06:13,142 --> 01:06:16,511 It is almost finished. I just need to add the meat. 1135 01:06:16,578 --> 01:06:18,580 Smells delicious. And I'm good with veggies 1136 01:06:18,647 --> 01:06:20,549 if you wanna start eating early. 1137 01:06:20,615 --> 01:06:23,718 No, it is much more delicious when fresh meat's fat 1138 01:06:23,785 --> 01:06:25,920 blends into the broth. 1139 01:06:25,987 --> 01:06:27,922 Trust me. 1140 01:06:27,989 --> 01:06:31,260 Well, we'll be right here when it's ready, Allura. 1141 01:06:31,326 --> 01:06:33,562 Patience, tender ones. 1142 01:06:33,628 --> 01:06:36,498 Let's mend your wound. 1143 01:06:46,075 --> 01:06:47,142 Oh. 1144 01:06:48,610 --> 01:06:50,279 Thank you. 1145 01:06:56,785 --> 01:06:58,853 Butter is the perfect salve. 1146 01:06:58,920 --> 01:07:01,056 It can cure any wound. 1147 01:07:06,728 --> 01:07:07,796 Oh. 1148 01:07:07,862 --> 01:07:09,564 Much better. 1149 01:07:14,369 --> 01:07:17,306 So mirrors of shadow means when moons are in shadow 1150 01:07:17,372 --> 01:07:19,308 -and guiding light... -'Cause moons are bright? 1151 01:07:19,374 --> 01:07:22,611 Yep. And lupine lords--make lupine lords their acolytes. 1152 01:07:22,677 --> 01:07:24,413 -Rabbits? -Close. That's lapin. 1153 01:07:24,479 --> 01:07:25,547 Lupine means wolf. 1154 01:07:25,614 --> 01:07:27,782 Acolyte means someone who worships. 1155 01:07:27,849 --> 01:07:30,619 -Wolves howl at the moon. -So they worship the moon. 1156 01:07:30,685 --> 01:07:33,255 You got it! Two pale ladies adrift at sea. 1157 01:07:33,322 --> 01:07:34,656 That's gotta be the two moons. 1158 01:07:34,723 --> 01:07:37,259 -In a sea of stars. -Pretty. 1159 01:07:37,326 --> 01:07:39,828 And that last part--reflected beauty will be the key. 1160 01:07:39,894 --> 01:07:43,098 So if I match the lunar phases with each corner, 1161 01:07:43,165 --> 01:07:45,434 feels like it's about to... 1162 01:07:46,368 --> 01:07:47,569 It's open. 1163 01:07:47,636 --> 01:07:50,105 Hopper, I got it open! 1164 01:07:50,172 --> 01:07:51,740 Gimme a sec. 1165 01:07:51,806 --> 01:07:53,508 Are you good with bread? 1166 01:07:53,575 --> 01:07:55,244 Yeah. 1167 01:07:55,310 --> 01:07:57,246 Big jerk. 1168 01:07:59,748 --> 01:08:02,351 A geode? What is this? 1169 01:08:02,417 --> 01:08:04,853 Oh, super cool. 1170 01:08:04,919 --> 01:08:07,722 I was hoping for some answers, not jewelry. 1171 01:08:07,789 --> 01:08:10,159 Still awesome that you figured it out. 1172 01:08:10,225 --> 01:08:11,393 I guess. 1173 01:08:11,460 --> 01:08:13,295 That soup might need some more stirring-- 1174 01:08:13,362 --> 01:08:15,197 for a taste test, just to see if it needs 1175 01:08:15,264 --> 01:08:17,799 -any more salt, of course. -Of course. 1176 01:08:30,078 --> 01:08:33,382 So, Allura, when are you adding the meat? 1177 01:08:33,448 --> 01:08:36,084 Soon enough. Soon enough. 1178 01:08:36,151 --> 01:08:39,188 Mmm. Smells yummy. 1179 01:08:40,589 --> 01:08:44,393 I spy with my little eye something that starts with... 1180 01:08:44,459 --> 01:08:46,161 Squirrel? 1181 01:08:46,228 --> 01:08:49,198 And then I came into this meadow and sat on you. 1182 01:08:49,264 --> 01:08:50,932 I-I'm so sorry about that. 1183 01:08:50,999 --> 01:08:52,901 And now I'm having tea 1184 01:08:52,967 --> 01:08:55,204 with a talking turtle. 1185 01:08:55,270 --> 01:08:57,038 Tortoise. 1186 01:08:57,105 --> 01:08:59,841 Well, I was never very good with biology. 1187 01:08:59,908 --> 01:09:02,344 Ah... 1188 01:09:03,178 --> 01:09:05,680 Breath of the Buddha. 1189 01:09:06,915 --> 01:09:09,851 Whoa, hey, hey, come back! 1190 01:09:09,918 --> 01:09:12,687 Oh, that dumb, stupid... 1191 01:09:12,754 --> 01:09:14,923 stupid scarf! 1192 01:09:14,989 --> 01:09:18,393 Is it the scarf's fault 1193 01:09:18,460 --> 01:09:20,362 or the person who gave it to you? 1194 01:09:20,429 --> 01:09:22,864 You mean that sneaky little Trader Joe? 1195 01:09:22,931 --> 01:09:26,235 Or maybe the person who wove it. 1196 01:09:26,301 --> 01:09:28,270 Oh, I-I never met them. 1197 01:09:28,337 --> 01:09:33,041 Or you can just blame the wind. 1198 01:09:33,107 --> 01:09:34,576 What are you talking about? 1199 01:09:34,643 --> 01:09:36,978 I'm saying, my young friend, 1200 01:09:37,045 --> 01:09:41,716 that you carry a lot of potatoes. 1201 01:09:41,783 --> 01:09:43,918 Potatoes? 1202 01:09:48,156 --> 01:09:52,227 Imagine your anger is a potato. 1203 01:09:55,730 --> 01:09:58,833 If everything that makes you angry 1204 01:09:58,900 --> 01:10:02,804 becomes a new potato for you to carry, 1205 01:10:02,871 --> 01:10:05,407 what would you have, hmm? 1206 01:10:09,478 --> 01:10:11,613 I would have a lot of potatoes. 1207 01:10:11,680 --> 01:10:14,816 Yes. And if you carried those potatoes 1208 01:10:14,883 --> 01:10:16,951 everywhere you go, 1209 01:10:17,018 --> 01:10:20,322 It would be very heavy. 1210 01:10:20,389 --> 01:10:22,457 And stinky. 1211 01:10:22,524 --> 01:10:26,261 It is hard to share joy 1212 01:10:26,328 --> 01:10:30,064 with you are stinky with anger. 1213 01:10:30,131 --> 01:10:32,967 Then what should I do? 1214 01:10:33,034 --> 01:10:35,236 Just let go. 1215 01:10:35,304 --> 01:10:38,573 You make it sound so easy. 1216 01:10:38,640 --> 01:10:40,709 Ha ha ha ha. 1217 01:10:40,775 --> 01:10:43,878 You choose to carry the potatoes, 1218 01:10:43,945 --> 01:10:47,849 so you can choose to let them go. 1219 01:10:47,916 --> 01:10:52,287 Choose to let go of your anger. 1220 01:10:52,354 --> 01:10:56,491 Choose to drop your potatoes. 1221 01:11:07,602 --> 01:11:11,272 So did you find anything new about our little treasure? 1222 01:11:11,340 --> 01:11:12,807 -Uh-huh. -Mm. 1223 01:11:14,443 --> 01:11:16,845 Ooh, it's got writing stuff inside. 1224 01:11:16,911 --> 01:11:18,447 But I saw-- 1225 01:11:21,182 --> 01:11:23,284 We're just about ready for the meat. 1226 01:11:23,352 --> 01:11:25,119 Why don't you wash up first? 1227 01:11:25,186 --> 01:11:28,390 Oh, we'll be right over. 1228 01:11:28,457 --> 01:11:30,325 -Do you trust me? -Of course I do. 1229 01:11:30,392 --> 01:11:32,694 You're my best friend. But why are we whispering? 1230 01:11:32,761 --> 01:11:35,830 I saw something--can see things through the stone. 1231 01:11:35,897 --> 01:11:38,299 There's spell scrolls hanging all over camp. 1232 01:11:38,367 --> 01:11:40,335 Oh, like that magic stuff Joe did. 1233 01:11:40,402 --> 01:11:42,837 -Not good magic like those buns. -Oh, those were delicious. 1234 01:11:42,904 --> 01:11:45,039 Bad magic. Really bad. 1235 01:11:45,106 --> 01:11:47,609 Allura isn't that. 1236 01:11:47,676 --> 01:11:49,010 Then what is she? 1237 01:11:49,077 --> 01:11:50,945 Nasty. 1238 01:11:51,012 --> 01:11:53,014 Evil nasty. 1239 01:11:53,081 --> 01:11:55,049 You're just jealous. 1240 01:11:55,116 --> 01:11:57,352 Come on, you know I'm not like that. 1241 01:11:58,487 --> 01:12:01,623 Please. Hopper's life depends on it. 1242 01:12:01,690 --> 01:12:04,192 So what do we do? 1243 01:12:04,258 --> 01:12:06,027 -See those flowers over there? -Yeah. 1244 01:12:06,094 --> 01:12:07,796 Tear them down when I give you the signal. 1245 01:12:07,862 --> 01:12:09,230 Okay. 1246 01:12:09,297 --> 01:12:10,599 -By the way. -Yeah? 1247 01:12:10,665 --> 01:12:14,202 Those flowers are really just a gross severed arm, FYI. 1248 01:12:26,180 --> 01:12:29,518 Ha, Allura, you got some nice flowers here. 1249 01:12:29,584 --> 01:12:32,053 My favorites are begonias. 1250 01:12:36,290 --> 01:12:38,893 -Why isn't it working? -I don't know. 1251 01:12:44,232 --> 01:12:47,135 My mouth is watering. Looks delicious. 1252 01:12:47,201 --> 01:12:48,236 Wait. 1253 01:12:49,504 --> 01:12:51,906 -It's gotta be the necklace. -The necklace? 1254 01:12:52,874 --> 01:12:55,176 -Gimme a distraction. -Distraction. Okay. 1255 01:12:55,243 --> 01:12:57,746 -Severed arm. -Oh. Ugh! 1256 01:12:57,812 --> 01:12:58,913 Uh...uh... 1257 01:12:58,980 --> 01:13:00,281 oh, hey, Allura! 1258 01:13:00,348 --> 01:13:02,617 Everyone says that Hopper smells like 1259 01:13:02,684 --> 01:13:04,953 a bacon-coated grease monkey. 1260 01:13:05,019 --> 01:13:06,320 Oh. 1261 01:13:06,387 --> 01:13:08,289 I never noticed it, but... 1262 01:13:16,498 --> 01:13:19,100 Relax, Patsy. 1263 01:13:19,167 --> 01:13:20,602 There's enough Hopper for everyone. 1264 01:13:20,669 --> 01:13:22,504 Right, Allura? 1265 01:13:22,571 --> 01:13:24,238 Smells tasty! 1266 01:13:24,305 --> 01:13:26,107 Oh, my god! 1267 01:13:29,010 --> 01:13:31,613 Where are you going, my tasty treats? 1268 01:13:31,680 --> 01:13:35,116 I insist you stay for dinner! 1269 01:13:35,183 --> 01:13:36,985 Ah-ah-ah! Oh-oh-oh! 1270 01:13:39,353 --> 01:13:41,322 Oh, yummy, yummy! 1271 01:13:42,991 --> 01:13:44,025 Oh-- 1272 01:13:47,962 --> 01:13:49,598 Ta-da. 1273 01:13:51,566 --> 01:13:53,568 -That was crazy. -What is happening? 1274 01:13:53,635 --> 01:13:56,204 Oh, sweet children, spare my life, please. 1275 01:13:56,270 --> 01:13:59,173 I'll tell you anything! Oh, please. 1276 01:13:59,240 --> 01:14:01,075 How do we get to the castle? 1277 01:14:01,142 --> 01:14:04,045 Of course, dear girl, but first, put out the fire. 1278 01:14:04,112 --> 01:14:08,349 No. You tell us first, or I'll boil your butt down to porridge. 1279 01:14:08,416 --> 01:14:11,920 -And feed it to the rats. -No, not the rats! Very well. 1280 01:14:11,986 --> 01:14:14,823 It's the bridge. It's just ahead, but hidden. 1281 01:14:14,889 --> 01:14:18,359 -Now, please, let me go. -Is that what you need? 1282 01:14:18,426 --> 01:14:20,161 It better be. 1283 01:14:20,228 --> 01:14:22,497 Or I'll be back. 1284 01:14:22,564 --> 01:14:24,799 And you know there is nowhere 1285 01:14:24,866 --> 01:14:26,234 you can hide from me. 1286 01:14:28,236 --> 01:14:29,804 Uh, Pats... 1287 01:14:29,871 --> 01:14:31,640 I think she got it. 1288 01:14:31,706 --> 01:14:33,742 Right. Right. 1289 01:14:33,808 --> 01:14:35,744 Oh, thank you, sweet boy, 1290 01:14:35,810 --> 01:14:37,712 delicious boy. 1291 01:14:37,779 --> 01:14:39,380 -Gross. -Aah! 1292 01:14:47,488 --> 01:14:50,058 Time to put our money where her mouth is. 1293 01:14:50,124 --> 01:14:52,026 Okay. That's just creepy. 1294 01:14:52,093 --> 01:14:54,696 You know, 'cause she was gonna eat us. 1295 01:14:54,763 --> 01:14:56,831 Where's Chuck? 1296 01:14:57,932 --> 01:15:00,068 Over there. I see his scarf. 1297 01:15:00,134 --> 01:15:02,036 -How'd he cross? -He must have 1298 01:15:02,103 --> 01:15:04,405 figured it out. 1299 01:15:09,878 --> 01:15:11,212 I see it. 1300 01:15:12,614 --> 01:15:14,649 But I'm gonna have to guide you. 1301 01:15:26,027 --> 01:15:27,395 Do you trust me? 1302 01:15:29,363 --> 01:15:31,232 -Yes. -Always. 1303 01:15:38,439 --> 01:15:39,908 Okay. 1304 01:15:39,974 --> 01:15:42,243 And then...here. 1305 01:15:46,380 --> 01:15:47,649 I got you. 1306 01:15:49,884 --> 01:15:51,119 Okay. 1307 01:15:54,322 --> 01:15:57,592 * * 1308 01:15:59,894 --> 01:16:03,364 Everyone wants happy, and no one wants pain. 1309 01:16:03,431 --> 01:16:07,001 But you can't have a rainbow without a little rain. 1310 01:16:07,068 --> 01:16:11,973 Your Dolly Parton sounds very wise. 1311 01:16:12,040 --> 01:16:14,208 Yes. Very... 1312 01:16:14,275 --> 01:16:15,810 very wise. 1313 01:16:15,877 --> 01:16:19,648 Now, get up and stretch your back. 1314 01:16:19,714 --> 01:16:24,986 My tea does wonders for your tender vittles. 1315 01:16:27,088 --> 01:16:28,356 Oh! 1316 01:16:28,422 --> 01:16:31,259 My back. Ooh! 1317 01:16:31,325 --> 01:16:35,029 Not as young as...ha ha. 1318 01:16:40,702 --> 01:16:42,937 Yes... 1319 01:16:43,004 --> 01:16:46,975 walk your true path. 1320 01:16:52,413 --> 01:16:53,614 Oh. 1321 01:16:56,985 --> 01:16:58,987 It feels so light, 1322 01:16:59,053 --> 01:17:00,421 and I feel light. 1323 01:17:00,488 --> 01:17:03,624 Oh. This is magical. It's amaz-- 1324 01:17:06,427 --> 01:17:08,562 Thank you, Sifu. 1325 01:17:08,629 --> 01:17:09,964 Thank you. 1326 01:17:22,844 --> 01:17:25,479 The portal is primed and prepared. 1327 01:17:26,981 --> 01:17:30,151 Time to go home and dispose of this vile attire. 1328 01:17:30,218 --> 01:17:32,653 Hey, hey, hey, wait. Before we go back 1329 01:17:32,721 --> 01:17:36,224 under the watchful eyes of our illustrious master, 1330 01:17:36,290 --> 01:17:39,928 how 'bout we do a little leopard liquid one last time? 1331 01:17:39,994 --> 01:17:42,196 I like the way you're not thinking. 1332 01:17:43,965 --> 01:17:45,734 The forbidden fruit. 1333 01:17:45,800 --> 01:17:49,070 Cheers, to the last of this free realm. 1334 01:17:49,137 --> 01:17:50,872 Free range, baby. 1335 01:17:53,942 --> 01:17:55,877 Hey, you drank it all! 1336 01:18:02,183 --> 01:18:04,152 That was insane. 1337 01:18:04,218 --> 01:18:05,887 Where's Grandpa? 1338 01:18:05,954 --> 01:18:07,956 -Uncle Chuck? -Chuck! 1339 01:18:08,022 --> 01:18:09,323 Grandpa? 1340 01:18:12,393 --> 01:18:14,195 Did you hear that? 1341 01:18:16,164 --> 01:18:17,732 It's over here! 1342 01:18:22,036 --> 01:18:23,772 Um, Patsy-- 1343 01:18:23,838 --> 01:18:25,774 Oh! 1344 01:18:25,840 --> 01:18:28,409 Must have gone back. 1345 01:18:28,476 --> 01:18:30,578 Whoa! No, no, no, no! 1346 01:18:30,644 --> 01:18:32,480 Cane, what are you doing? 1347 01:18:32,546 --> 01:18:36,918 Whoa, oh, oh! I'm gonna fall! 1348 01:18:36,985 --> 01:18:38,787 Oh...oh... 1349 01:18:38,853 --> 01:18:40,121 uh... 1350 01:18:40,188 --> 01:18:42,123 y-you're okay. 1351 01:18:42,190 --> 01:18:44,325 But no further, please. 1352 01:18:45,726 --> 01:18:48,396 Oh-oh-oh-ohh! 1353 01:18:48,462 --> 01:18:51,766 Cane, you did such a good job. 1354 01:18:51,833 --> 01:18:53,334 Hello, Chuck! 1355 01:18:53,401 --> 01:18:55,770 Kids! 1356 01:18:55,837 --> 01:18:57,671 Are you okay? 1357 01:18:57,738 --> 01:19:00,541 I've come for the box, 1358 01:19:00,608 --> 01:19:02,977 and this time, no tricks. 1359 01:19:03,044 --> 01:19:04,678 Just give him the box. 1360 01:19:04,745 --> 01:19:07,448 But Grandpa, we gotta get the box to the castle 1361 01:19:07,515 --> 01:19:08,983 so they can help us get home. 1362 01:19:09,050 --> 01:19:12,053 And we will, together and safe. Just trust your grandfather. 1363 01:19:12,120 --> 01:19:13,654 Now, give him the box. 1364 01:19:18,526 --> 01:19:20,394 Now let him go! 1365 01:19:22,763 --> 01:19:24,532 Drop the boy. 1366 01:19:24,598 --> 01:19:26,300 Wait, wait, wait-- 1367 01:19:28,402 --> 01:19:30,504 I'm cool. Yeah, I'm cool. 1368 01:19:30,571 --> 01:19:33,141 I'm rich! 1369 01:19:34,575 --> 01:19:36,110 You bag of farts! 1370 01:19:36,177 --> 01:19:38,279 Are you okay, Hopper? 1371 01:19:38,346 --> 01:19:41,149 -Did they hurt you? -Yeah, I'm good. 1372 01:19:41,215 --> 01:19:42,951 Good thing you took out the stone. 1373 01:19:45,753 --> 01:19:48,022 Thank you, Squirrel. 1374 01:19:48,089 --> 01:19:51,792 I'll take that as well. Hee hee hee. 1375 01:19:58,432 --> 01:20:01,202 Squirrel! What are you doing? 1376 01:20:04,839 --> 01:20:07,441 Yes! 1377 01:20:12,981 --> 01:20:14,949 -Wow, Squirrel. Really? -I'm sorry. 1378 01:20:17,451 --> 01:20:21,189 Now to tie up these ugly loose ends! 1379 01:20:26,094 --> 01:20:27,795 Ha ha! Ya missed! 1380 01:20:27,862 --> 01:20:30,098 Oh, did I? 1381 01:20:30,164 --> 01:20:31,866 Look again! 1382 01:20:33,334 --> 01:20:35,836 Aah! 1383 01:20:49,317 --> 01:20:51,953 Oh, poor Patsy, 1384 01:20:52,020 --> 01:20:54,688 so close and yet so far! 1385 01:20:54,755 --> 01:20:57,458 -What do you mean? -Remember the wizard 1386 01:20:57,525 --> 01:21:00,929 -I told you about? -The benevolent one? 1387 01:21:00,995 --> 01:21:02,630 Yes! 1388 01:21:02,696 --> 01:21:06,000 She sent me to get the box and the Eye of Erlang. 1389 01:21:06,067 --> 01:21:08,102 But why? 1390 01:21:08,169 --> 01:21:10,304 To be rich! Ha ha ha ha! 1391 01:21:10,371 --> 01:21:12,806 And to give Lord Kuang the power 1392 01:21:12,873 --> 01:21:14,575 of the Keeper! 1393 01:21:14,642 --> 01:21:16,677 The Keeper? 1394 01:21:16,744 --> 01:21:20,848 Yes! The Keeper can open portals to all the realms. 1395 01:21:21,582 --> 01:21:24,418 Wait! That stone is how we get home? 1396 01:21:24,485 --> 01:21:25,686 Yes! 1397 01:21:28,722 --> 01:21:32,493 And you fools had it all along, 1398 01:21:32,560 --> 01:21:35,563 and when I give it to Lord Kuang, 1399 01:21:35,629 --> 01:21:39,833 she will use it to destroy your world. 1400 01:21:41,402 --> 01:21:44,738 Oh, yeah, oh, yeah, go, Trader, go, Trader. 1401 01:21:44,805 --> 01:21:46,774 Your victory dance is stupid! 1402 01:21:46,840 --> 01:21:48,442 You can't keep us down here. 1403 01:21:48,509 --> 01:21:53,948 You'll do that all by yourselves. 1404 01:21:54,015 --> 01:21:58,452 Your fear and anger will keep you locked in here. 1405 01:21:58,519 --> 01:22:01,589 You're caught in the pit 1406 01:22:01,655 --> 01:22:03,958 of despair! 1407 01:22:04,025 --> 01:22:06,227 Toodles! 1408 01:22:07,795 --> 01:22:09,230 Great job, Squirrel brain. 1409 01:22:09,297 --> 01:22:11,399 -I didn't do it on purpose. -No, you just open your mouth, 1410 01:22:11,465 --> 01:22:13,367 and trouble pours right on out of it. 1411 01:22:13,434 --> 01:22:14,969 Everybody at school thinks you're dumb. 1412 01:22:15,036 --> 01:22:18,172 Knock it off! Give me a boost. Maybe we can climb these roots. 1413 01:22:18,239 --> 01:22:20,874 -Who put you in charge? -Yeah you're not the boss of me. 1414 01:22:20,941 --> 01:22:22,543 What is your problem? 1415 01:22:22,610 --> 01:22:23,911 -You. -I'm the problem? 1416 01:22:23,978 --> 01:22:26,014 You got us in this whole thing in the first place. 1417 01:22:26,080 --> 01:22:28,249 No, no, you guys are the ones who picked up the box first, 1418 01:22:28,316 --> 01:22:29,883 and that's why we're in this situation. 1419 01:22:29,950 --> 01:22:31,885 Well, you led them to us. Sold us out! 1420 01:22:31,952 --> 01:22:34,522 No, no, no, no. It's both you guys' fault. 1421 01:22:34,588 --> 01:22:36,390 If you didn't get captured by the turd eaters-- 1422 01:22:36,457 --> 01:22:39,460 I got captured because you guys wanted to play around. 1423 01:22:39,527 --> 01:22:42,663 And if you didn't solve the chop, we wouldn't be here. 1424 01:22:42,730 --> 01:22:44,565 Well, let's ask Hopper, 'cause he wouldn't know. 1425 01:22:44,632 --> 01:22:46,200 Yeah, you have the IQ of a chipmunk. 1426 01:22:46,267 --> 01:22:48,136 -Squirrel. Squirrel. -Chipmunk. Chipmunk. 1427 01:22:48,202 --> 01:22:49,203 -Grease monkey! -Squirrel! 1428 01:22:49,270 --> 01:22:50,204 -Chipmunk! -Nerd! 1429 01:22:50,271 --> 01:22:52,206 -Poodle head! -Grandpa! 1430 01:22:52,273 --> 01:22:53,507 What are you doing? 1431 01:22:53,574 --> 01:22:56,877 A journey of a thousand miles 1432 01:22:56,944 --> 01:22:59,313 begins with a single step. 1433 01:22:59,380 --> 01:23:02,250 Enough! I don't need your fortune cookie bullcrap.! 1434 01:23:02,316 --> 01:23:04,918 And I don't need ancient Chinese riddles. 1435 01:23:04,985 --> 01:23:07,455 I need you to actually help me, for once! 1436 01:23:07,521 --> 01:23:10,524 For once? I'm always helping you. 1437 01:23:10,591 --> 01:23:12,393 -But you're too-- -Spoiled? 1438 01:23:12,460 --> 01:23:13,927 My mom's too permissive? 1439 01:23:13,994 --> 01:23:15,463 I know what you think of me. 1440 01:23:15,529 --> 01:23:17,131 You never come to the store. 1441 01:23:17,198 --> 01:23:20,901 How do you expect me to keep the Lee family name alive? 1442 01:23:20,968 --> 01:23:22,103 You never do any real work. 1443 01:23:22,170 --> 01:23:23,937 I work my butt off! 1444 01:23:24,004 --> 01:23:26,974 Violin, ukelele, scholarship applications! 1445 01:23:27,041 --> 01:23:29,310 I fall asleep on my books! 1446 01:23:29,377 --> 01:23:32,113 I don't have a life. I don't even have any friends. 1447 01:23:32,180 --> 01:23:33,881 Yeah, maybe that's a you problem. 1448 01:23:33,947 --> 01:23:36,750 'Cause it's always all about Pats. 1449 01:23:36,817 --> 01:23:40,954 You talk to your grandfather with such disrespect. 1450 01:23:41,021 --> 01:23:43,257 Your father would never do that. 1451 01:23:43,324 --> 01:23:44,958 But I'm not him! 1452 01:23:46,794 --> 01:23:49,963 Choose to let go of your anger. 1453 01:23:50,030 --> 01:23:54,502 Choose to drop your potatoes. 1454 01:24:02,310 --> 01:24:04,745 Patsy, I'm sorry. 1455 01:24:04,812 --> 01:24:06,414 I love you. 1456 01:24:07,448 --> 01:24:10,484 You're right. You're not him. 1457 01:24:10,551 --> 01:24:15,055 But when I see you... I see my son. 1458 01:24:16,157 --> 01:24:19,327 You look at me like... 1459 01:24:19,393 --> 01:24:23,431 Like you wish you could trade my life for his. 1460 01:24:23,497 --> 01:24:25,333 Like I'm not good enough. 1461 01:24:25,399 --> 01:24:27,801 Why do you think I wanna get out of town so bad? 1462 01:24:29,870 --> 01:24:32,039 I can't live in Dad's shadow. 1463 01:24:33,907 --> 01:24:35,809 I can't live with your regret. 1464 01:24:36,710 --> 01:24:38,679 Patsy, 1465 01:24:38,746 --> 01:24:42,916 the regret is only in myself. 1466 01:24:42,983 --> 01:24:46,954 I must confess to you I pushed your father to visit 1467 01:24:47,020 --> 01:24:49,190 that dig site in Scotland. 1468 01:24:49,257 --> 01:24:51,024 I knew the rainy season was coming, 1469 01:24:51,091 --> 01:24:52,926 but I-I sent him anyway. 1470 01:24:55,163 --> 01:24:57,798 And it...cost him his life. 1471 01:24:59,032 --> 01:25:00,868 I lost a son... 1472 01:25:02,436 --> 01:25:06,407 And you...you lost your father. 1473 01:25:07,708 --> 01:25:09,610 You can't blame yourself, Grandpa. 1474 01:25:12,313 --> 01:25:15,383 A lot of people died in that mudslide. 1475 01:25:15,449 --> 01:25:17,818 Dad knew what he was doing. 1476 01:25:17,885 --> 01:25:19,187 He knew the risks. 1477 01:25:21,889 --> 01:25:24,558 And he loved playing Indiana Jones. 1478 01:25:24,625 --> 01:25:26,594 He did. 1479 01:25:27,661 --> 01:25:31,932 And I remember when you bought that hat for him. 1480 01:25:35,969 --> 01:25:38,005 I'm so sorry. 1481 01:25:38,071 --> 01:25:41,842 Can you ever forgive an old man? 1482 01:25:41,909 --> 01:25:43,344 It was never your fault. 1483 01:25:45,313 --> 01:25:47,415 I'm proud to be your granddaughter. 1484 01:25:47,481 --> 01:25:49,917 Thank you, Granddaughter. 1485 01:25:49,983 --> 01:25:51,319 Thank you. 1486 01:25:54,054 --> 01:25:56,156 Can we get a piece of that? 1487 01:25:58,959 --> 01:26:01,128 Come here, grease monkey. 1488 01:26:07,901 --> 01:26:11,772 * * 1489 01:26:11,839 --> 01:26:13,541 Oh! 1490 01:26:14,275 --> 01:26:17,245 We conquered it together as a family. 1491 01:26:17,311 --> 01:26:18,946 What do we do now? 1492 01:26:19,012 --> 01:26:20,714 Um... 1493 01:26:23,484 --> 01:26:25,753 Uh, well... 1494 01:26:25,819 --> 01:26:28,456 I-I think we need to track down Trader Joe, 1495 01:26:28,522 --> 01:26:31,559 hijack the stone, break into the castle, 1496 01:26:31,625 --> 01:26:33,093 sneak into the throne room, 1497 01:26:33,160 --> 01:26:36,297 find the portal key thing, figure out how that works, 1498 01:26:36,364 --> 01:26:39,667 while avoiding the crazy wizard, so we can get back home. 1499 01:26:39,733 --> 01:26:41,569 And if we can't do that, 1500 01:26:41,635 --> 01:26:44,071 we need to destroy that stupid stone 1501 01:26:44,137 --> 01:26:45,906 so that evil wizard can't escape prison, 1502 01:26:45,973 --> 01:26:48,075 invade our planet with weirdo creatures, 1503 01:26:48,141 --> 01:26:49,677 and ruin humanity! 1504 01:26:50,844 --> 01:26:52,580 Oh, is that all? 1505 01:26:52,646 --> 01:26:54,815 -'Cause that sounds crazy. -It does. 1506 01:26:54,882 --> 01:26:56,817 But she's right. 1507 01:26:56,884 --> 01:27:00,020 Now we go and save the world. 1508 01:27:07,995 --> 01:27:10,998 Not this time, bloodsucker. 1509 01:27:11,064 --> 01:27:14,067 How do you like me now, tough guy? 1510 01:27:14,134 --> 01:27:16,970 You gotta do everything I say. 1511 01:27:17,037 --> 01:27:19,473 He has to do everything you say? 1512 01:27:19,540 --> 01:27:22,643 Everything. As long as that spell is on his forehead. 1513 01:27:22,710 --> 01:27:25,479 And what about that bell you have? 1514 01:27:25,546 --> 01:27:27,281 Yeah, that's the one. 1515 01:27:27,348 --> 01:27:29,817 This acts like a remote control. 1516 01:27:31,285 --> 01:27:33,954 Now, how do we catch that traitorous traitor? 1517 01:27:34,021 --> 01:27:36,089 I got an idea. 1518 01:27:37,458 --> 01:27:38,492 Boop! 1519 01:27:51,238 --> 01:27:53,140 Aah! 1520 01:27:55,008 --> 01:27:56,043 Aah! 1521 01:27:59,713 --> 01:28:01,615 There he is, Vampy! 1522 01:28:19,433 --> 01:28:21,935 What's up, Smurf turd? 1523 01:28:22,002 --> 01:28:24,004 How did you get out? 1524 01:28:24,071 --> 01:28:26,106 And what did you do to him? 1525 01:28:26,173 --> 01:28:28,709 That's none of your business. Oh, and his name is Vampy. 1526 01:28:28,776 --> 01:28:31,712 And we're buds now. So watch your step, Short Round. 1527 01:28:33,447 --> 01:28:35,849 You and your buds 1528 01:28:35,916 --> 01:28:39,186 are not getting that stone. 1529 01:28:39,252 --> 01:28:40,721 Wanna bet, Toad Boy? 1530 01:28:40,788 --> 01:28:42,723 -Hmm? -Mm? 1531 01:28:43,624 --> 01:28:45,593 Are you sure about that? 1532 01:28:45,659 --> 01:28:48,061 That's a little truth serum my grandfather whipped up. 1533 01:28:48,128 --> 01:28:50,097 So don't bother trying to lie to us. 1534 01:28:50,163 --> 01:28:51,932 Do you know the layout of the fortress? 1535 01:28:51,999 --> 01:28:53,401 Are they expecting you back soon? 1536 01:28:53,467 --> 01:28:55,703 Do they let you ride your little wagon all the way in? 1537 01:28:55,769 --> 01:28:59,573 Yes, yes, and yes. 1538 01:28:59,640 --> 01:29:01,775 Why are you such a tool? 1539 01:29:01,842 --> 01:29:05,212 Just mean and greedy. 1540 01:29:06,847 --> 01:29:09,282 I was just testing him. 1541 01:29:09,349 --> 01:29:12,520 Oh! I'm telling you, this is the most beautiful scent 1542 01:29:12,586 --> 01:29:14,855 -I've ever smelled! -Oh, from the pot. 1543 01:29:14,922 --> 01:29:17,290 -It's coming from the pot. -Oh, right here! 1544 01:29:17,357 --> 01:29:19,026 Oh-ho! 1545 01:29:23,564 --> 01:29:25,132 Ambrosia. 1546 01:29:25,198 --> 01:29:28,201 My-my-my whiskers are filled with fennel! 1547 01:29:30,638 --> 01:29:32,640 Oh, it's moldy and piquant. 1548 01:29:32,706 --> 01:29:34,575 It smells like rotting beetle dung 1549 01:29:34,642 --> 01:29:36,677 and-and-and ambergris. 1550 01:29:36,744 --> 01:29:39,346 Ooh, scrum-deliumptious. 1551 01:29:40,548 --> 01:29:42,650 -Well? -Ooh. 1552 01:29:42,716 --> 01:29:45,719 I'm not quite tasting the beetle dung. 1553 01:29:47,154 --> 01:29:48,922 It's in the back of the palate. 1554 01:29:48,989 --> 01:29:51,792 Oh, that explains everything. I don't have a palate. 1555 01:29:53,961 --> 01:29:55,996 Hello, tasties! 1556 01:30:01,168 --> 01:30:04,572 I assume you have succeeded, 1557 01:30:04,638 --> 01:30:09,242 or come back to grovel for your life. 1558 01:30:12,345 --> 01:30:13,981 Hmm? 1559 01:30:14,047 --> 01:30:18,018 Hey! Give her the box, dummy! 1560 01:30:21,722 --> 01:30:22,756 Oh! 1561 01:30:26,093 --> 01:30:28,662 Aah ha ha ha ha! 1562 01:30:30,898 --> 01:30:32,666 Oh... 1563 01:30:32,733 --> 01:30:34,802 And now... 1564 01:30:34,868 --> 01:30:36,804 all the realms will kneel 1565 01:30:36,870 --> 01:30:39,840 before my power. 1566 01:30:39,907 --> 01:30:43,611 Don't...open...that box. 1567 01:30:54,622 --> 01:30:55,956 Did it work? 1568 01:30:57,357 --> 01:30:58,892 -It worked. -Great. 1569 01:30:58,959 --> 01:31:01,061 You go that way, I'll go this way. 1570 01:31:05,799 --> 01:31:08,536 Patsy, what are we looking for? 1571 01:31:08,602 --> 01:31:11,404 Look for anything that can help us defeat Kuang 1572 01:31:11,471 --> 01:31:12,940 and get us home. 1573 01:31:23,216 --> 01:31:26,787 Patsy, where are you? 1574 01:31:28,021 --> 01:31:29,723 Over here! 1575 01:31:38,632 --> 01:31:40,300 Child's play! 1576 01:31:47,040 --> 01:31:49,442 I will take that key 1577 01:31:49,509 --> 01:31:52,946 and then...ha ha ha ha! 1578 01:31:53,013 --> 01:31:54,982 Patsy? 1579 01:31:55,048 --> 01:31:58,451 I'll wipe you insects 1580 01:31:58,518 --> 01:32:02,122 off the face of this world. 1581 01:32:06,594 --> 01:32:07,761 No! 1582 01:32:07,828 --> 01:32:09,563 Aah! 1583 01:32:14,534 --> 01:32:18,138 Aah! 1584 01:32:26,980 --> 01:32:28,148 Hey, Chuck. Stickball. 1585 01:32:28,215 --> 01:32:30,250 Here! 1586 01:32:31,885 --> 01:32:34,922 -Are you okay, Grandpa? -Yeah. 1587 01:32:34,988 --> 01:32:37,357 I am done playing. 1588 01:32:37,424 --> 01:32:39,359 Oh, yeah? 1589 01:32:39,426 --> 01:32:41,795 Ha. That's funny. 1590 01:32:41,862 --> 01:32:43,664 'Cause I'm just... 1591 01:32:43,731 --> 01:32:45,699 I'm just getting started. 1592 01:32:47,567 --> 01:32:49,069 Cool. 1593 01:32:53,707 --> 01:32:56,143 I'm okay. Leave me. 1594 01:32:56,209 --> 01:32:58,445 You gotta stop Kuang. 1595 01:32:58,511 --> 01:33:00,781 -I can't! -Yes, you can. 1596 01:33:00,848 --> 01:33:04,084 You can do anything you choose. 1597 01:33:04,151 --> 01:33:07,988 Just choose with your heart. 1598 01:33:08,055 --> 01:33:10,724 You can do it. Trust yourself. 1599 01:33:15,495 --> 01:33:17,765 Oh, what are you trying to tell me? 1600 01:33:23,937 --> 01:33:26,539 I will not be denied 1601 01:33:26,606 --> 01:33:28,809 my destiny! 1602 01:33:28,876 --> 01:33:31,311 -Aah! -No, no, no, no, no. 1603 01:33:31,378 --> 01:33:33,146 Gah! 1604 01:33:41,454 --> 01:33:44,992 Yah! Fly, Pigu! Fly like the wind! 1605 01:33:48,228 --> 01:33:49,730 Ta-da. 1606 01:33:49,797 --> 01:33:51,331 La-la. 1607 01:33:51,398 --> 01:33:53,166 Now, Vampy! 1608 01:34:04,444 --> 01:34:07,014 Yah! 1609 01:34:07,080 --> 01:34:08,115 Wah! 1610 01:34:17,090 --> 01:34:18,658 Ah ha ha ha ha! 1611 01:34:18,726 --> 01:34:20,593 Vampy! Vampy, come on. 1612 01:34:20,660 --> 01:34:22,863 We gotta go. We gotta go. 1613 01:34:22,930 --> 01:34:24,865 Suffer my 1614 01:34:24,932 --> 01:34:26,734 wrath! 1615 01:34:26,800 --> 01:34:28,268 Stop. 1616 01:34:28,335 --> 01:34:29,903 I'll give you the stone. 1617 01:34:29,970 --> 01:34:34,074 Just please don't hurt my family. 1618 01:34:37,177 --> 01:34:39,379 Come on, we need to go. 1619 01:34:42,816 --> 01:34:43,784 Rah! 1620 01:34:43,851 --> 01:34:47,454 Finally. A wise choice. 1621 01:34:47,520 --> 01:34:50,157 From a foolish girl. 1622 01:34:53,794 --> 01:34:56,429 -I know the truth. -The truth? 1623 01:34:56,496 --> 01:34:58,932 What truth is that? 1624 01:34:58,999 --> 01:35:01,168 It wasn't your fault. 1625 01:35:02,903 --> 01:35:06,339 You were just an innocent little girl. 1626 01:35:18,986 --> 01:35:22,022 The deaths of your parents broke your heart. 1627 01:35:22,890 --> 01:35:26,827 Monks found you, lost and hungry. 1628 01:35:26,894 --> 01:35:30,197 Tried to take care of you and gave you a home. 1629 01:35:31,865 --> 01:35:35,602 Anger drove you to learn dark magic. 1630 01:35:38,772 --> 01:35:42,442 When the monks caught you, they shut you out. 1631 01:35:43,877 --> 01:35:46,679 Your loneliness turned into fear. 1632 01:35:48,548 --> 01:35:51,284 Your pain and suffering 1633 01:35:51,351 --> 01:35:52,786 turned into rage. 1634 01:35:56,256 --> 01:36:00,693 You became the very thing you always hated-- 1635 01:36:00,760 --> 01:36:03,030 a monster. 1636 01:36:03,096 --> 01:36:05,565 And now you seek revenge on all the realms 1637 01:36:05,632 --> 01:36:09,202 looking for the one thing you couldn't give yourself. 1638 01:36:09,269 --> 01:36:11,638 And what is that... 1639 01:36:11,704 --> 01:36:13,874 querulous child? 1640 01:36:14,774 --> 01:36:16,609 Love. 1641 01:36:29,556 --> 01:36:31,324 Aah! 1642 01:36:42,635 --> 01:36:44,604 Boop. 1643 01:37:11,664 --> 01:37:14,001 -Squirrel? -Vampy? 1644 01:37:14,067 --> 01:37:16,436 Oh! You freed me. 1645 01:37:17,737 --> 01:37:20,707 Thank you. 1646 01:37:23,310 --> 01:37:27,280 The magic of love has saved me. 1647 01:37:27,347 --> 01:37:31,518 Freed me from pain and anger. 1648 01:37:32,319 --> 01:37:34,054 And my suffering. 1649 01:37:36,123 --> 01:37:38,091 How can I ever repay 1650 01:37:38,158 --> 01:37:40,994 your kindness? 1651 01:37:44,965 --> 01:37:46,533 We wanna go home. 1652 01:37:48,168 --> 01:37:49,336 Yes. 1653 01:37:52,305 --> 01:37:54,541 With my blessing. 1654 01:37:55,308 --> 01:37:56,776 Bye, Vampy. 1655 01:37:56,843 --> 01:37:58,545 Bye, Squirrel. 1656 01:38:08,755 --> 01:38:09,957 We did it! We did it! 1657 01:38:10,023 --> 01:38:12,392 You're back! 1658 01:38:13,726 --> 01:38:14,928 Ta-da! 1659 01:38:14,995 --> 01:38:16,463 We're one happy family again! 1660 01:38:16,529 --> 01:38:17,630 Hey. 1661 01:38:18,898 --> 01:38:21,801 I missed you, booger head. 1662 01:38:21,868 --> 01:38:24,938 Mmm. I'm home. 1663 01:38:26,339 --> 01:38:30,110 Hey, Dad, big night. 1664 01:38:30,177 --> 01:38:32,645 Yeah, I wish you were here. 1665 01:38:32,712 --> 01:38:36,649 But I'm with friends and family that I love. 1666 01:38:36,716 --> 01:38:40,420 And a boy like I like. 1667 01:38:40,487 --> 01:38:42,822 I think you would like him too. 1668 01:38:44,557 --> 01:38:46,859 Oh, that's a dapper young man. 1669 01:38:46,926 --> 01:38:48,261 Come on in. 1670 01:38:52,565 --> 01:38:54,301 Speak for yourself. 1671 01:38:54,367 --> 01:38:56,003 I got this for Patsy. 1672 01:38:56,069 --> 01:38:58,238 I hope so. It's not my color. 1673 01:38:58,305 --> 01:39:01,341 Oh, and, uh, thanks for the loaner. 1674 01:39:02,609 --> 01:39:04,877 Well, no. You keep it. 1675 01:39:04,944 --> 01:39:07,647 We may all need a little magic. 1676 01:39:10,483 --> 01:39:11,751 Thanks. 1677 01:39:16,456 --> 01:39:17,890 Ready? 1678 01:39:17,957 --> 01:39:21,228 So it's C and A... 1679 01:39:21,294 --> 01:39:24,031 Hi, Hopper. Don't you look nice? 1680 01:39:24,097 --> 01:39:25,965 Hey, Ms. Lee. 1681 01:39:27,100 --> 01:39:28,835 S-she got in. 1682 01:39:28,901 --> 01:39:31,938 Just like her dad. We're very proud of her. 1683 01:39:39,146 --> 01:39:40,813 * Look at that girl * 1684 01:39:40,880 --> 01:39:44,984 * She's got magic in her eyes * 1685 01:39:48,588 --> 01:39:50,790 -* She's shining like...* -Wow. 1686 01:39:50,857 --> 01:39:53,960 * The brightest stars tonight... * 1687 01:39:54,027 --> 01:39:56,729 -Is that for me? -Yeah. 1688 01:40:02,169 --> 01:40:04,071 So, I guess this makes it official. 1689 01:40:05,038 --> 01:40:06,806 Yeah. 1690 01:40:11,144 --> 01:40:14,414 You're brave. 1691 01:40:14,481 --> 01:40:19,752 * You see once and you know * 1692 01:40:19,819 --> 01:40:21,154 You're worth it. 1693 01:40:29,496 --> 01:40:31,598 Well, here we are. Everybody out. 1694 01:40:34,701 --> 01:40:38,771 * * 1695 01:40:38,838 --> 01:40:41,641 Wow. You look stunning! 1696 01:40:41,708 --> 01:40:42,909 Thanks. 1697 01:40:42,975 --> 01:40:46,045 Yoo-hoo! Chuck! 1698 01:40:50,650 --> 01:40:52,519 Miss Lorraine? 1699 01:40:53,386 --> 01:40:55,188 Yeah. She's my date. 1700 01:40:55,255 --> 01:40:57,190 How do I look? 1701 01:40:57,257 --> 01:40:59,459 You look sharp, Uncle Chuck. 1702 01:40:59,526 --> 01:41:01,094 -Real sharp. -Really? 1703 01:41:01,161 --> 01:41:02,295 Chuck! 1704 01:41:03,696 --> 01:41:05,898 Coming, coochie-woochie! 1705 01:41:09,502 --> 01:41:11,638 -Patsy cakes. -Farkus. 1706 01:41:14,174 --> 01:41:16,042 Lookin' good, brainiac. 1707 01:41:22,149 --> 01:41:24,351 So, I saw your, uh... 1708 01:41:24,417 --> 01:41:27,354 your college stuff. 1709 01:41:27,420 --> 01:41:28,821 Congrats. 1710 01:41:28,888 --> 01:41:30,657 Thanks. 1711 01:41:30,723 --> 01:41:32,625 It's a dream come true, right? 1712 01:41:33,593 --> 01:41:34,927 It's... 1713 01:41:36,763 --> 01:41:39,432 Great. You'll finally be getting out of here, I guess. 1714 01:41:39,499 --> 01:41:41,601 Yep. Leaving home. 1715 01:41:41,668 --> 01:41:44,304 Moving into a dorm thousands of miles away. 1716 01:41:44,371 --> 01:41:47,039 Yeah. It's... 1717 01:41:47,106 --> 01:41:48,308 cool. 1718 01:41:48,375 --> 01:41:49,909 Great stuff. I'm... 1719 01:41:49,976 --> 01:41:51,478 happy for you. 1720 01:41:51,544 --> 01:41:55,182 Yeah. Leaving this little town. 1721 01:41:57,250 --> 01:41:59,486 In about two years' time. 1722 01:42:00,287 --> 01:42:01,654 Wait. What? 1723 01:42:01,721 --> 01:42:03,423 I'm doing my course studies here. 1724 01:42:03,490 --> 01:42:06,659 It's cheaper, and I can spend time with family. 1725 01:42:06,726 --> 01:42:09,996 And other people I like. 1726 01:42:13,800 --> 01:42:15,702 So is this when we kiss? 1727 01:42:18,505 --> 01:42:19,772 Yes? 1728 01:42:21,308 --> 01:42:22,909 Yes. 1729 01:42:34,587 --> 01:42:38,425 I come seeking the Keepers of the five kingdoms. 1730 01:42:38,491 --> 01:42:41,528 Are you the one known as Patsy Lee? 1731 01:42:41,594 --> 01:42:43,263 Yes? 1732 01:42:43,330 --> 01:42:45,365 Oh, thank the elder gods. 1733 01:42:45,432 --> 01:42:48,368 I've journeyed across worlds to find you. 1734 01:42:48,435 --> 01:42:53,306 My people, they... they are in dire need. 1735 01:42:53,373 --> 01:42:56,843 We need the Keepers of the five kingdoms. 1736 01:43:01,013 --> 01:43:03,583 -How can we help you? -Thank you, Patsy Lee. 1737 01:43:03,650 --> 01:43:09,489 But first, I bring a message from he who loves you most. 1738 01:43:09,556 --> 01:43:11,057 I bring a message... 1739 01:43:14,361 --> 01:43:16,663 From your father. 1740 01:43:21,801 --> 01:43:27,707 * * 1741 01:43:28,775 --> 01:43:30,777 You know, it was very considerate 1742 01:43:30,843 --> 01:43:32,745 to season herself like this. 1743 01:43:32,812 --> 01:43:36,082 Ah. Four stars hospitality. 1744 01:43:37,684 --> 01:43:40,553 Tell you what, after eating witch, you get tired. 1745 01:43:40,620 --> 01:43:42,722 It's the tryptophan. 1746 01:43:47,727 --> 01:43:53,533 * * 1747 01:44:03,209 --> 01:44:06,779 * Was once upon a time, yeah * 1748 01:44:06,846 --> 01:44:10,617 * In a land of the enchanted * 1749 01:44:10,683 --> 01:44:14,654 * Where wishes could be granted * 1750 01:44:14,721 --> 01:44:17,223 * For the things we've never seen * 1751 01:44:19,191 --> 01:44:22,495 * By now you've heard the rumors * 1752 01:44:22,562 --> 01:44:26,766 * About the magic and the glory * 1753 01:44:26,833 --> 01:44:30,603 * But let me tell the story * 1754 01:44:30,670 --> 01:44:33,039 * From the book of must believe * 1755 01:44:35,107 --> 01:44:37,544 * Assigned a fate * 1756 01:44:37,610 --> 01:44:40,380 * By her own claims * 1757 01:44:40,447 --> 01:44:41,548 * Ooh ooh ooh * 1758 01:44:41,614 --> 01:44:45,485 * It's a never-ending tale * 1759 01:44:45,552 --> 01:44:50,390 * A fable told like spinning gold * 1760 01:44:50,457 --> 01:44:53,192 * Remember, legends are real * 1761 01:44:53,259 --> 01:44:55,027 * Everyone knows * 1762 01:44:55,094 --> 01:44:59,098 * They're superhuman heroes * 1763 01:44:59,165 --> 01:45:01,100 * Nothing comes close * 1764 01:45:01,167 --> 01:45:03,269 * That's how I feel * 1765 01:45:03,336 --> 01:45:05,472 * Legends are real * 1766 01:45:07,306 --> 01:45:10,943 * Legends are real, that's how it goes * 1767 01:45:11,010 --> 01:45:15,247 * We're superhuman heroes * 1768 01:45:15,314 --> 01:45:17,417 * That's how I feel * 1769 01:45:17,484 --> 01:45:19,519 * 'Cause they're real * 1770 01:45:19,586 --> 01:45:24,023 * So real * 1771 01:45:24,090 --> 01:45:28,528 * * 1772 01:45:43,242 --> 01:45:47,213 * Who knows if I don't believe them * 1773 01:45:47,279 --> 01:45:51,784 * If in your heart you believe in love * 1774 01:45:51,851 --> 01:45:57,390 * Then the hero in you can too shine through * 1775 01:45:57,457 --> 01:45:59,158 * And you do * 1776 01:45:59,225 --> 01:46:01,060 * Everyone knows * 1777 01:46:01,127 --> 01:46:05,064 * They're superhuman heroes * 1778 01:46:05,131 --> 01:46:09,068 * Nothing comes close, that's how I feel * 1779 01:46:09,135 --> 01:46:13,339 * Legends are real * 1780 01:46:13,406 --> 01:46:17,109 * Legends are real, that's how it goes * 1781 01:46:17,176 --> 01:46:21,113 * They're superhuman heroes * 1782 01:46:21,180 --> 01:46:25,518 * That's how I feel 'cause they're real * 1783 01:46:25,585 --> 01:46:30,657 * So real * 1784 01:46:35,194 --> 01:46:40,867 * * 119203