Original subtitles

The thing is, this ain't no shell-cycle.

It's a Planet Racer,

and these babies are so high octane,

they require two riders.

The other thing is,

these ain't your average racetracks.

It's a hostile, alien world with some unusual obstacles.

When you race as a Planet Racer,

winning is one thing, surviving is another.

♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪

♪ Turtles, count it off! ♪

♪ One, two, three, four! ♪

- ♪ Turtles! ♪ - ♪ Mutant chain reaction ♪

- ♪ Turtles! ♪ - ♪ Livin' underground ♪

- ♪ Turtles! ♪ - ♪ Ninjutsu action ♪

- ♪ Turtles! ♪ - ♪ It's a shell of a town ♪

♪ Turtles, count it off! ♪

- ♪ One! ♪ - ♪ Live by the code of the martial arts ♪

- ♪ Two! ♪ - ♪ Never fight unless someone else starts ♪

- ♪ Three! ♪ - ♪ Always stick together no matter what ♪

- ♪ Four! ♪ - ♪ If all else fails, then it's time to kick butt ♪

- ♪ I love bein' ♪ - ♪ I love bein' ♪

♪ I love bein' a turtle ♪

♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪

♪ Turtles, count it off! ♪

♪ One, two, three, four! ♪

- ♪ Turtles! ♪ - ♪ There's no one better ♪

- ♪ Turtles! ♪ - ♪ Watch out for Shredder ♪

- ♪ Turtles! ♪ - ♪ They're like no others ♪

- ♪ Turtles! ♪ - ♪ Those teenage brothers ♪

♪ One, two, three, four! One, two, three, four! ♪

♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪

( echoing ) ♪ Turtles, Turtles ♪

There. That ought to lighten the load.

That's a die cast aluminum frame!

It's already light.

Well, now it's 18 ounces lighter,

giving this shell-cycle a definite edge.

You're dreaming.

After I tweak the throttle response on this baby,

you'll be spitting its dust for a week.

Not after I tighten the shift linkage.

Not after I modify the compression ratio by 3%.

Hmm, compression ratio. Good idea.

( rumbling )

What the shell?

Casey, stay here!

Master Splinter, what's going on?

We've seen that kind of energy before.

Drako!

And the Daimyo son.

This is what we told you about, Master Splinter.

They merged somehow, combined together.

All into one ugly package.

We told you we would return!

We told you we would have our revenge!

Revenge this, whack bag!

As if you could simply fight us!

We control time and space.

With Lord Simultaneous' Time Scepter, we are unbeatable!

Someone quick grab the-- Aah!

Now we will have our vengeance!

Leonardo! Destroy him first!

No! We agreed the rat first.

Then the Daimyo, your father.

Then Leonardo.

They will all pay, all of them!

Yes, all of them will learn the meaning of suffering

beyond time and space.

Aah! Oh!

( grunts )

Oh, where the shell am I?

Master Splinter! Leo!

Wait a minute.

Where's that Drako ninja freak?

He had the Time Scepter and...

And where'd that bozo send me?

Huh?

What the...?

Falcon!

Someone's on the track!

Holy shell!

What's the big idea?

Can't you see I'm walking here?

Huh?

( groans )

Hey, you guys okay?

Not for long.

( growling )

Uh-oh! I take it these aren't friends of yours.

We gotta get outta here!

Can you ride?

Can I ride?

Hang on, 'cause we are gonna, uh...

Well, let's see.

Okay, I give up.

How the shell do you start this thing?

Aah!

♪ One, two, three, four! ♪

♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪

♪ One, two, three, four! ♪

♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪

( growling )

Come on, come on! Start!

Lights! That's good.

Now which one is go?

Aw, shell.

( laughs )

Not bad.

MALE ANNOUNCER ( over P.A. ): Race, man!

This is the ultimate challenge.

One planet, three days.

Five racing machines.

As Race Commissioner Morrey has promised,

anything can happen on the hostile world of Laotora 4.

( crowd cheering )

Just ask Godman Falcon of Team Fitts,

logging in a whole 3.22 minutes

behind the others on this day one

of the USPRA Charity Race Event.

Rub it in, why don't you?

And these servos, they burn out.

That not good for impellers. They crack.

All need to be replaced.

Lower sub-grade, too, very bent.

Can you get the bike back on its wheels

by the next race?

Yeah, right, but it's gonna be tight.

Sorry to break this to you, Falcon,

but I'm bringing in another team to replace you.

Team Fitts is out.

Commissioner Morrey, you cannot disqualify us!

You can't ride without a navigator.

But it wasn't our fault!

Let it go, Falcon.

It's just a charity race.

It doesn't count toward the championship.

No, I'm finishing this race

even if I have to navigate the bike myself!

Ha! And who would be your pilot?

Mmm... him!

Me?

- Him? - Him?

Trust me, he can ride.

He's got the balance of a massive machine!

Your people, Methania. It's amazing.

It's against the rules,

but since this isn't an official USPRA race,

I'll make an exception.

Look, I'm sorry you beefed it on account of me,

but I can't stick around.

My brothers and Master Splinter

are probably in trouble.

I gotta find a way back home.

I know, I know. You told me.

You don't even know how you got here.

But now that you jammed me up,

you think you're just gonna bail?

I'm really sorry, but I gotta get home!

Wait, Raphael. Maybe we can help you.

My uncle is the premier subspace temporal mechanics theorist

in this sector.

If there's a way to get you back,

he'll figure it out.

We'll take you to him... after the race.

Okay, deal. Count me in.

ANNOUNCER ( over P.A. ): Good morning, all beings and forms!

This is Nobby Bloe, bringing you day two live

from the true frozen wastes of Laotora 4!

The drop-off is complete.

Racers moving to the starting grid.

As for us, we'll be relocating to the finish line.

Gonna beat me again, Falcon?

( laughs )

Hey! Friends of yours?

That's Tripper Nitro

and Jag Majoria of Team Koyoshada.

Watch out for them. They don't play nice.

The flag is up!

They wait for the signal!

And they're off!

What? I got a caution icon already?

It's a 40-foot drop into the ice tunnels.

Good. I gotta make up for that lousy start!

We got another caution!

There's subterranean life down here!

What kind?

- Worms! - What?

Worms, Commissioner?

Just how big are these worms?

Well, they dug those tunnels.

That's all I know.

But we've gotta stop the race!

Absolutely not! Ratings are up

because this is the most hostile planet we've ever raced.

A little danger never hurt anybody.

Sounds like you're hoping someone gets hurt.

Never! But make sure your race cams

keep up with the action.

Just in case.

♪ One, two, three, four! ♪

♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪

♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪

Which way? We got three tunnels ahead!

Uh, uh, middle!

I mean left!

Okay, those worms ain't your average nightcrawlers.

Somebody should have warned us!

Hey, look out!

I can't hold it!

There's no traction!

We're going down, Falcon!

Oh, that jerk Nitro tore the hydraulics hose when he slammed us.

We got no stabilizers.

Then we gotta lift it ourselves.

( worm roars )

Whoa! Massive worm alert!

That thing just ate one of our race cams!

And it's not looking good for Team Fitts and Koyoshada!

They better get their bikes in gear fast!

Nitro! Give us a hand!

Okay! Think fast. Think fast.

Where's a trap door when you need it?

That's it!

Get on!

Way to race, Raph! Raph?

Whoa! What was that?

No, no, double the marketing.

I want tomorrow's race heavily promoted.

If you think today is intense,

we're gonna send the ratings through the roof!

The ad money is gonna flood in.

Ahem. What exactly is going on here, Commissioner?

Something bothering you, Methania?

Giant ice worms?

That was a surprise to me as well.

But everyone was aware this was a harsh planet,

and I have your signed waivers to prove it.

Now move aside.

I'm sure the Race Council would like to know

you're turning this event into a death match.

Be careful what you say, Methania.

You might hurt my feelings.

And don't forget.

You need my approval if you ever want to race again.

Give me the a gyros on high press.

We got some maneuvering to do.

You got it!

We'll be out of the glacier in five seconds.

Better pick up speed.

Why?

There's a bit of a jump.

Full throttle, Raph!

Already on it!

( both exclaim )

You'll be relieved to know we've picked up signals

from both Teams Hoyoshada and Fitts.

They're on the move, though Falcon is way off course.

At least they're okay, eh, Methania?

Yes. Say, Nobby, we've known each other a long time.

Please tell me the truth.

What is the Commissioner up to?

What I know and what I can prove

are two different things, Methania.

I think there's a way to get proof,

but I'll need your help.

Come on! Push it, Raph!

We got a lot of time to make up. Raph?

This ain't good!

It's like I'm fading away!

We're drifting! Get control!

I can't! I can't grab hold of the bars!

- Look out! - Whoa!

♪ One, two, three, four! ♪

♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪

♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪

Oh, that's better. Hang on!

Get ready for a little off-road action, Raph style!

( Raph laughs )

All right!

What the...?

Unbelievable! Somehow, Team Fitts

has not only gotten back on course,

but they've gained the lead!

And it's Team Fitts in first!

( cheering )

What happened to you out there?

I don't know.

It was kind of the same feeling I had when I got here.

Like I was being pulled at, or something.

Oh, you can't abandon me now.

We're in the middle of a race.

Hey, it's not like I have any control over it.

Racing good, track not so good.

Nice that you lived, though.

Thanks, Muk.

Better check her over top to bottom.

She went through a lot.

You think? Yeah, all right.

Good evening, all beings and forms,

and welcome to the third and final race

of this Planet Racers Charity Event,

coming to you live

from the moonlit rainforests of Laotora 4!

And there's the drop-off!

With sinking sludge that's waiting for them,

the last thing these racers need to worry about

is the mysterious Mud Riders!

Who I hear are cannibals.

Good thing Commissioner Morrey has somehow convinced them

to allow us passage through their land.

The flag is up!

And they're off!

A caution area ahead!

Zero visibility through the sludge pits.

Zero visibility?

Instruments only. I'm raising the chassis.

Just crank the speed up. We'll make it.

- A new caution! - What?

The Mud Riders! They're attacking!

All right, Nobby, there he is.

Keep your race cam on the action,

but out of sight.

Race Cam Two online,

and ready to go live, Methania.

Commissioner? Commissioner Morrey?

And now let's go live

to Race Commissioner Tangent Morrey

for a few comments.

Why are the Mud Riders attacking the racers?

How should I know?

They gave us permission to race through there.

No, they didn't! I checked.

Huh?

Their response was no,

and they threatened retaliation

for anyone who dares to invade their forest!

Where did you get that?

You sent our riders out there

knowing they probably wouldn't survive?

Well, look at it this way.

They're giving their lives for a good cause.

What cause? Your ratings?

Those ratings are gonna keep Planet Racing going

for a long time, sweetheart!

So we lose a few racers. Big deal.

They're a dime a dozen.

I'll get more and-- Huh? What?

The race cam?

Um, clearly, the Mud Riders are acting like savages,

having changed their minds and attacking our racers.

I promise to personally look into it.

And I imagine the Race Council

will be looking into Commissioner Morrey's Planet Racing ethics.

But right now, let's check back in on our embattled racers!

So how we doing, Falcon?

Hustle it! Nitro's gaining!

See you at the finish line, losers!

( laughs )

- Ah! - Oh!

You were warned!

But still you trespass on our land, outworlder!

Now you will pay!

We have to help them!

Forget it. You got a short memory.

They'd left us for worm food, remember?

Raph, get back here!

What about the race?

Get to your bike now!

You don't have to tell me twice!

Why is he helping us?

Who cares? We got a race to win!

Nitro's taken the lead!

You're a fool, Raphael!

It was the honorable thing to do!

There's no room for honor in racing.

Winning without honor is not winning.

Jeez, I sound like Leo.

The finish line is just beyond the forest.

First one through that gap cinches the lead.

And here come the frontrunners down the final stretch!

It's Team Fitts!

No, it's Team Hoyoshada!

It's... it's... Yes!

Team Fitts takes the cup

in the USPRA's Charity Race Event!

( cheering )

Not bad.

( grunts )

Way to win a race, partner.

Hey, it's happening again.

It's pulling me away from here.

Raph, listen. Just remember

that if you do nothing else in your life,

you were once a Planet Racer.

Not everyone can say that.

And you remember, race with honor.

I'll remember, Raph.

Winning without honor, that's just not winning.