Original subtitles

Hun: I have served the Shredder most of my life.

I have been his most loyal soldier,

but lately, I have failed him.

Too many things have gone wrong on my watch.

But tonight, my master has given me

one last chance to redeem myself.

He knows I would gladly give my life for him.

Well, maybe not gladly.

♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪

♪ Turtles, count it off! ♪

♪ One, two, three, four! ♪

- ♪ Turtles! ♪ - ♪ Mutant chain reaction ♪

- ♪ Turtles! ♪ - ♪ Livin' underground ♪

- ♪ Turtles! ♪ - ♪ Ninjutsu action ♪

- ♪ Turtles! ♪ - ♪ It's a shell of a town ♪

♪ Turtles, count it off! ♪

- ♪ One! ♪ - ♪ Live by the code of the martial arts ♪

- ♪ Two! ♪ - ♪ Never fight unless someone else starts ♪

- ♪ Three! ♪ - ♪ Always stick together no matter what ♪

- ♪ Four! ♪ - ♪ If all else fails, then it's time to kick butt ♪

- ♪ I love bein' ♪ - ♪ I love bein' ♪

♪ I love bein' a turtle ♪

♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪

♪ Turtles, count it off! ♪

♪ One, two, three, four! ♪

- ♪ Turtles! ♪ - ♪ There's no one better ♪

- ♪ Turtles! ♪ - ♪ Watch out for Shredder ♪

- ♪ Turtles! ♪ - ♪ They're like no others ♪

- ♪ Turtles! ♪ - ♪ Those teenage brothers ♪

♪ One, two, three, four! One, two, three, four! ♪

♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪

( echoing ) ♪ Turtles, Turtles ♪

( beeping )

( coughing )

( beeping )

Computerized voice: Alert!

Level one security breach detected.

Commencing lock down procedure immediately.

Interesting trap.

Actually...

This is the trap.

Yet another piece of advanced technology

salvaged from our alien visitors.

Cuts through anything.

Makes your katana look like a butter knife.

What is this?

Whoever you are, this is a secure channel.

Mr. Oroku Saki, my name is Bishop,

and I believe you know my guest.

Karai!

In exchange for the life of your operative here,

I want all the alien technology you've been collecting.

I have no idea what you're--

Please, knowledge is my business, Mr. Saki,

and I know all about you.

Believe me, Mr. Bishop, you know nothing about me.

I know that you are a crime lord of some ancient Japanese tradition.

I know that you've been using your vast ill-gained fortune

to finance restoration operations in New York City

as a cover to obtain dangerous alien technology.

I know that you have sent this lovely warrior princess--

your adopted daughter, correct?

--to steal an alien microchip

from the United States government.

And I know that if you do not turn over your entire stockpile

of alien hardware to me within the next 45 minutes,

your feisty family member here is going to be neatly

sliced into a supersized pile of julienne fries.

44 minutes and counting.

♪ One, two, three, four! ♪

♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪

♪ One, two, three, four! ♪

♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪

Look at you, you poor pathetic dog,

laboring away like a dutiful prisoner.

You'll do anything to please the Shredder.

It's disgusting, pathetic.

Sir, uh, I-I-I was just saying

how therapeutic the work is, truly cathartic.

I will speak with Hun.

Ah!

Uh, right.

I'll-I'll just get back to work.

Master, I--

Silence, Hun.

I have not come to hear you plead.

You have failed me one time too many,

and yet you have also been loyal beyond reproach.

I have decided to give you one last chance to redeem yourself.

Master, I will not fail, I swear it.

Karai has been captured.

You must find her and bring her back alive.

Is there a problem?

No. No, master.

We have data indicating Karai's last recorded location.

Dr. Chaplin will provide you with special ordinance.

Remember, Hun, your life now depends on her life.

Hmm, it would be such a shame if something went wrong

and Hun couldn't save Karai.

( chuckles )

They think they can contain me with this idiotic harness.

Now, establish a com link and find the last location

of the Shredder's little pet, Karai.

Hmm, an abandoned warehouse in Brooklyn.

Now, to broadcast on the most probable frequencies

so that some old friends will be able to meet Hun there.

( hip-hop music playing over speakers )

This is Hun.

I am on my way to recover the device.

What the heck?

Once I obtain the technology I'm after, and we give it

to the brilliant Dr. Baxter Stockman,

we'll be able to hunt down the Turtles and their rat master.

There's nowhere they'll be able to hide.

I'm on my way to Warehouse 51 in Brooklyn to make the pickup.

Hun out.

Probably a trap.

Probably, but we have to check it out.

If it's for real, we have to stop him.

Right about now, the Turtles should

be heading off to investigate.

They're so pathetically predictable,

and I am a genius.

( laughs maniacally )

( engine roars )

Hun: According to the master, this should be the place.

No front door, no back door, no problem.

Knock knock...

Donatello: Something tells me this is it, guys.

( thumping )

Huh, I didn't expect an answer so soon.

Gentlemen, we have a train to catch.

( grunts )

All right, Hun.

You wanted technology to track us?

Well, we're right here.

I don't have time for this.

Make time.

How rude!

- Bishop: Move it out. - Yes, sir.

No!

Oh, crud.

( all shouting )

♪ One, two, three, four! ♪

♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪

♪ One, two, three, four! ♪

♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪

( all coughing )

Huh?

Oh, no, not my ride.

Ah.

You won't get away so easily, Bishop.

Looks like those turtles ain't so useless after all.

Man, I think my concussion's got a concussion.

( motorcycle engine roars )

No! No! He's stealing my bike!

Let's go!

Hun stole my bike!

And he's wearing your helmet, Raph.

Nasty!

Excuse me, Master Saki.

I set up the communication security system

as you requested, and I found one unauthorized anomaly.

Anomaly?

Replay for me this anomaly.

Stockman: This is Hun.

I am on my way to recover the device.

Stockman.

( beeping )

Captain, we have an incursion at Base Gamma.

I want full security coverage.

Get the bird in the air.

Sir, yes, sir.

Ah, crud.

( laughs )

Sometimes it's fun being me.

( grunts )

Oh, no!

Oh, no! The shell cycle!

( screams )

Slow down, Raphael, we'll go in together.

Ugh.

Bishop, I know you're here, Bishop.

What the...?

Ah!

That's for stealing my bike!

Get lost, Turtle! This ain't about you.

That's for trashing it.

I said stay out of my way, freak!

I have no time for this.

You know, for someone working so hard to find us,

he sure is doing a good job ignoring us.

Hun does seem to be focused on something else.

Maybe, but what?

Karai, I can't tell you how many times

I wished to see you exterminated,

but now my life depends on saving yours.

Ah!

I'll hand it to you, you're persistent,

but not exactly bright.

Say goodbye.

No!

♪ One, two, three, four! ♪

♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪

♪ One, two, three, four! ♪

♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪

( grunts )

Now what's he up to?

Don't matter, he's going down.

Karai?

Bishop?

Didn't I tell you to get lost?

Let me make my point a little clearer.

Whoa!

( grunting )

All right, meathead, you wanna play?

Now we play for real.

So what do we do?

We let them take each other out.

( shouts )

You're finished, and the lovely Karai is next.

Ah!

Karai's in trouble.

At the very least, we have to get her out of there.

Leo!

Raph, she's done the same for us.

We're getting her out.

I've got to save Karai.

Huh?

You know, Bishop, you gotta be about the only guy

I hate more than Hun.

And that's saying a lot!

And you owe me a new bike, fatso!

( shouts )

This train car's amazing.

Let's stay focused, Donnie.

Fascinating.

I've never seen anything so--

Time is of the essence, Donatello.

Uh, right. Sorry.

Leo, I could use a hand.

Your turn!

Ah!

I need you to slice the upper ring...

Now!

( grunts )

I see you've decided to stretch your legs, my dear.

Perhaps I will, too.

( grunting )

( shouting )

I see the odds have changed, but I never play the odds.

Hey!

Oh, before I go, allow me to thank you Turtles.

Your DNA samples from the last time we met

have put my research ahead 50 years overnight.

Ciao.

Now that Karai is safe, I can finish you freaks

as a little bonus for the Shredder.

Ah!

Thank you.

Well, at least she said thanks.

Oh, I can't believe I lost my bike!

Look on the bright side, Raph.

You may have lost the shell cycle,

but Donnie here gained a shiny new train car.

Can I keep it, Leo?

If you can figure out a way to get it home.

My lord, thank you for sending Hun.

He saved my life.

I live to serve you, Master.

Good, you live as long as you succeed.

Did you retrieve the microchip, Karai?

No, my lord, but I did manage to get a detailed scan.

We should be able to construct a prototype of our own.

Which is obviously why I am here.

You've finally seen the error of your ways

and are going to let me do what I do best.

No!

Dr. Chaplin will create the prototype for the microchip.

That is why he is here.

Huh?

I want to speak with you about

an unauthorized communication you made earlier today.

I-I can explain everything.

No! No!

( theme music playing )