Original subtitles

( shouting )

There's an old saying that goes something like,

the more things change, the more they stay the same.

( shouting )

You'd think that after the city had been torn to pieces

by warring aliens from outer space,

that maybe people would be a little more open-minded

about Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

living in their own back yard.

- I see him! - Think again.

Over here! That freaky alien!

He's over here!

Let's tear him to pieces!

( shouting )

Ain't it nice to see that some things never change?

♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪

Turtles, count it off!

1, 2, 3, 4!

- ♪ Turtles! ♪ - ♪ Mutant chain reaction ♪

- ♪ Turtles! ♪ - ♪ Livin' underground ♪

- ♪ Turtles! ♪ - ♪ Ninjitsu action ♪

- ♪ Turtles! ♪ - ♪ It's a shell of a town ♪

Turtles, count it off!

- One! - ♪ Live by the code of the martial arts ♪

- Two! - ♪ Never fight unless someone else starts ♪

- Three! - ♪ Always stick together no matter what ♪

- Four! - ♪ If all else fails, then it's time to kick butt ♪

- ♪ I love bein' a ♪ - ♪ I love bein' a ♪

♪ I love bein' a turtle ♪

♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪

Turtles, count it off!

1, 2, 3, 4!

- ♪ Turtles! ♪ - ♪ There's no one better ♪

- ♪ Turtles! ♪ - ♪ Watch out for Shredder ♪

- ♪ Turtles! ♪ - ♪ They're like no others ♪

- ♪ Turtles! ♪ - ♪ Those teenage brothers ♪

- 1, 2, 3, 4! - 1, 2, 3, 4!

♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪

( echoing ) ♪ Turtles, Turtles. ♪

Now the red one. Careful. Careful.

Now the blue wire.

Aha. Good. It's working.

Here, Leatherhead. Wear this for a minute.

Huh? What?

Mikey, what are you doing?

Trying to get some TV reception.

If you wait a minute, we'll have a whole new

computerized communications array up and running.

I don't want TV in a minute. I want it now!

We are in the middle of a very delicate procedure here.

So am I.

Leatherhead, lean to the right.

No, the left. A little more.

There! Don't move. We got something.

A short time has passed

since the mind-boggling alien invasion,

but New York is already getting back on its feet.

Citywide cleanup efforts will take time.

Police are urging citizens to not touch anything.

There's still a lot of live alien ordinance out there.

And some good news.

The Justice Force is back in action,

helping cleanup crews all over the city.

Hey! It's my pal Silver Sentry!

You go, Super Dude! You--

Aw, they were just getting to the best part.

Smooth move, Leather-dork.

( growls )

Easy does it, Leatherhead.

Don't listen to him. Mikey makes everybody crazy.

It's his secret mutant power.

Donatello, have Leonardo and Raphael

returned from Ms. O'Neil's?

Not yet, Master Splinter.

Come, Michelangelo, you are only causing trouble here.

Donatello and Leatherhead have important work to do.

You and I will inspect the sewer tunnels.

They may have been damaged in the alien attack.

Besides, it will give us a chance

to focus on your training.

I am determined to see you establish a mind-body connection,

no matter how feeble.

Well, that's got it covered.

This'll hold till you get it repaired.

Thank you so much, Casey.

I feel so much better now.

Aw, you know, anything for you, April.

Hey, what are we, vegetarian chopped liver?

Aw, come on, Raph.

I think it's time for us to go.

I did more work than he did, you know.

Hey, Leo, race you home,

unless you're afraid I'll beat you like last time.

Raph, the only thing I'm afraid of is your faulty memory.

I won last time,

and looks like I'm gonna have to do it again,

Mister I-Can't-Admit-Defeat.

Keep dreaming, bro.

I'll wait for you back at the lair.

Mm, many side tunnels collapsed or flooded.

It is worse than I feared.

Yep, the tunnel's in sad shape.

Well, let's head home.

Focus, Michelangelo.

Focus on the task at hand.

Ah, my son, physically,

you have a natural affinity for the martial arts.

But mentally, your mind is undisciplined and unruly.

I'm a teenager, Sensei.

Undisciplined and unruly is what we do best.

You are also a ninja.

You must learn to use your mind more

and your mouth less.

Whoa! Looks like another dead end.

I was hoping to learn

if the tunnels leading to the subway are still intact.

We will have to surface for a short distance.

Wa-hoo! Hitting the surface!

A very short distance.

We will re-enter the sewers one block to the west.

Well, well, well.

Pay dirt, Mr. Touch.

It's the rat and one of his brood

coming out of their little hidey-hole.

Then it would appear it's time for us to get to work, Mr. Go.

1, 2, 3, 4!

♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪

1, 2, 3, 4!

♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪

Huh?

Master Splinter, what is it?

( sniffing )

Something is following us.

Quickly, let us get underground.

After you, Mr. Go.

Oh, too kind, Mr. Touch.

Master Splinter, I'm hungry.

Focus, Michelangelo. Please focus.

But focusing makes me hungry.

Poor Mr. Touch had better catch up

or he's going to miss all the fun.

What the--

Oh!

Hyah!

All right, zippy pants.

Let's see just how fast you-- uh!

Huh?

He-he.

Hyah!

What's the matter, sparky, dead battery?

Oh! Whoa!

No! Michelangelo!

Huh?

Oh, am I late, Mr. Go?

Fashionably, Mr. Touch.

Huh?

( laughs )

Oh. What the shell was that all about?

( pounding )

They are breaking through.

Breaking through?

What are these guys, terminators?

We must go. ( groans )

Whoa. I got you, Sensei.

( pounding )

Hyah!

Come on, step it up, snail boy!

Oh, Leo's kicking my shell.

There's gotta be some way I can...

Hey, if I cut across Old Atlinger Alley,

I'll beat him home in half the time.

No way Leo's gonna beat me now.

Oh, shell!

1, 2, 3, 4!

♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪

1, 2, 3, 4!

♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪

Oh!

Man, I'm good.

Hey, come on, guys! Let's get him!

Follow me. I see him!

Hurry up. Come on!

There he is!

There's one of those invading alien scum!

What now, angry villagers?

- There's no way out! - He's on the move!

- He went off that way! - Come on, let's get him!

- Yeah! - Yeah!

No one invades our city and gets away with it!

Yeah, let's teach him a lesson!

Come on, follow me!

He went around the corner. Let's get him. Come on!

New York, New York, it's a shell of a town.

Oh, great. The old turtle luck running true to form.

Where did he go?

I don't know. He was just here.

- Let's go! - Come on, this way!

Those bozos want a piece of me,

they're gonna get a little more than they bargained for.

Yes? Who's there?

Uh, me. I'm Raphael.

Oh, you must be one of Mr. Rossetti's boys.

I'm Mrs. Morrison.

Help me, dear. Take my hand.

I can't see you. I can't see anything.

I've been blind for almost a year now.

I wasn't expecting you until tomorrow.

Come on in and I'll show you what to do.

Excuse me, ma'am.

You seen any strange alien creature run by here?

( laughs ) Don't be silly.

There aren't any aliens around here.

Oh, he must have slipped past us.

Maybe he phoned home or something.

Aw, keep looking. We'll find him.

I don't get it. Super strength?

Super speed?

Sensei, how do we fight those guys?

Focus, my son.

Focus your mind and an opportunity will present itself.

I don't think there's gonna be enough time for my brain to kick in.

Here comes the dandy duo now.

Hello again, my friends.

Since you will not party with us,

we will bring the party to you.

Incoming!

No!

Ugh! A little help here. Whoa!

( groans )

Did we win yet?

Win? ( laughs )

You make us laugh, little turtle man.

We're just getting warmed up.

Who are these guys?

( cat meows )

All those boxes go near the door.

The large trunk, as well.

You moving out, Mrs. M?

Forced out, I'm afraid.

The bank's foreclosing on my mortgage.

Since my husband passed, well, the money's mostly gone,

and I haven't any other family.

All I have is Lucy, my cat.

( meow, meow )

Ah, this is going to be more fun

than I had hoped, Mr. Touch.

Absolutely, Mr. Go.

Aw, Touch and Go.

That's cute.

Wait. Touch and go.

I have an idea!

This is no time for jokes, my son.

No, really, I have a plan.

But first, we need to put some distance

between us and the wonder twins.

My son, I am happy

you are finally exercising your mind, but--

Just follow my lead, Sensei.

I believe it's time

for the mutants to catch a train, Mr. Go.

Or for the train to catch the mutants, Mr. Touch.

( horn blows )

( horn blows )

Our employer will be pleased, Mr. Go.

I am rather pleased myself, Mr. Touch.

( both laugh )

1, 2, 3, 4!

♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪

1, 2, 3, 4!

♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪

I believe we just earned ourselves some money, Mr. Go.

What say we pay our employer a visit, Mr. Touch?

I think it is payday for us, yes?

Leatherhead, check the dish alignment.

Something's still wonky.

Hey, guys, did Raphael get back yet?

- I don't think so. - Haven't seen him.

He should've been back by now.

( sigh ) Knowing Raph,

he's probably gotten himself

into some kind of serious trouble.

( slurps )

Yeah.

Don't slurp, son.

Oh, uh, sorry, ma'am.

( meow )

- ( purrs ) - ( laughs )

Lucy's really taken a liking to you, Raphael.

She usually doesn't take to strangers.

She used to live in the alley out back.

I sort of adopted her or she adopted me.

It's hard to tell with cats.

Hey, hey, I'm a bit of an alley cat, too.

Maybe that's why she likes me.

Well, I shouldn't keep you any longer.

It is a school night, after all.

( chuckles ) Yeah.

My father will probably be waiting for me.

Maybe you could stop by again, Raphael.

Lucy and I will be here a little longer.

We'd love to have you.

Me? Really?

Thanks, Mrs. M. I'd like that.

We are pleased to report

that our very first sortie

was an unqualified success.

Gentlemen, I am impressed.

Most impressed.

The pleasure was all ours, mon ami.

My master will be most pleased.

Your payment for the rat and one shell back.

For me?

Aw, you shouldn't have.

( laughs )

Oh, and it's green. My favorite.

Eliminate the other turtles and I'll triple it.

( knock on door ) Hello? Room service.

We placed no order.

Uh, yes you did.

Go away!

We placed no order!

Huh?

Well, somebody ordered a serious butt whooping.

Huh?

Get off of me, you colossal oaf!

Well, well, Mr. T. Looks like it's just you and me,

and I pity the fool who throws me in front of a moving train!

Whoa! Uh! Uh!

Let's try that again, shall we?

Whoop. Denied.

Aw, so close.

( growls )

All right, Touchy, now you're gonna get it.

( laughs )

What are you trying to pull?

This silly foam will not protect you for long, little one.

What's the matter? Can't hit what you can't see?

As a ninja, I don't have that problem.

If you can't see me,

you probably can't see your little buddy either.

And I'm betting that if you can't get to him,

once you're out of juice...

Ow.

...you're out of luck. Hyah!

Aah!

Hun, my man, you throw one shell of a shindig.

Thanks for the lovely party favor.

Ha ha ha!

( sirens )

Oh.

Come, Michelangelo, we must go.

It is not safe here.

You know, Sensei,

this whole using your mind thing, it's wild!

First I thought, throw them in front of the train.

But then I thought, no.

Let them think they're throwing us in front of the train.

And then--

Yes, yes, my son.

It is a brave new world for you.

Jeez, Raph, I always said you were slow, but come on.

What happened?

Yo, guys, you won't believe this!

I have in my possession

a briefcase overflowing with possibilities.

A truckload of rare comics,

22 new televisions,

832 consecutive days of Chinese take-out!

Actually, Mikey, I got a better idea.

Who's there?

Hey, Mrs. M., it's me, Raphael.

I found this case on your doorstep.

It's, uh, it's full of money.

( gasps ) Who could have done such a thing?

Know what I think?

I think you got a guardian angel

who wants to see you stay right where you belong.