Original subtitles

Man: News from the Front!

The tiny backwater planet called Earth

has become the latest beachhead

for the glorious Triceraton Republic

in our war against the evil forces of the Federation!

Our courageous troops are on the verge

of recapturing the Fugitoid robot

whose plans for a teleportal device

will win us the war against the Federation scum.

Our forces conquered this silly little planet with ease.

The homo sapiens never knew what hit them

as our boys started their search for the rogue robot.

Let's see that bucket of bolts avoid capture

from this multitude.

And if those foolish Earth primates

think they can help the Fugitoid,

think again, puny mammals.

With our energy shield around the Earth,

the Fugitoid won't be escaping any time soon.

The four Terrapin monsters

that helped the traitorous Fugitoid escape...

have dared to show themselves.

Big mistake.

We've captured one, and he's shaking in his shell.

He'll tell us where the Fugitoid is hiding,

and our boys will be home for horn-sharpening day.

And that's your news from the Front!

♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪

Turtles, count it off!

1, 2, 3, 4!

- ♪ Turtles! ♪ - ♪ Mutant chain reaction ♪

- ♪ Turtles! ♪ - ♪ Livin' underground ♪

- ♪ Turtles! ♪ - ♪ Ninjitsu action ♪

- ♪ Turtles! ♪ - ♪ It's a shell of a town ♪

Turtles, count it off!

- One! - ♪ Live by the code of the martial arts ♪

- Two! - ♪ Never fight unless someone else starts ♪

- Three! - ♪ Always stick together no matter what ♪

- Four! - ♪ If all else fails, then it's time to kick butt ♪

- ♪ I love bein' ♪ - ♪ I love bein' ♪

♪ I love bein' a turtle ♪

♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪

Turtles, count it off!

1, 2, 3, 4!

- ♪ Turtles! ♪ - ♪ There's no one better ♪

- ♪ Turtles! ♪ - ♪ Watch out for Shredder ♪

- ♪ Turtles! ♪ - ♪ They're like no others ♪

- ♪ Turtles! ♪ - ♪ Those teenage brothers ♪

- 1, 2, 3, 4! - 1, 2, 3, 4!

♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪

( echoing ) ♪ Turtles, Turtles ♪

( clamoring )

The prisoners are escaping!

Forget the prisoners! Capture the Terrapins!

Aha! So do these work like Earth grenades?

( beeping )

- Guess so. - Point this at an alien

and pull the trigger.

Come on, people! Is this so hard to understand?

We're outnumbered. Send for reinforcements.

Good work, Casey.

Have you guys seen April?

Uh, wasn't she with you?

There she is!

Guys, guys, they got Don!

He's on that ship!

Donny?

Come on! We have to get a ship!

Right! Let's hit it!

Casey, the Triceratons will be coming back for these people.

Can you and April at least get them out of the park?

Will do, Leo.

Now, you guys go get your brother!

( murmuring )

Casey: Okay, people, listen up.

No acting like a stupid crowd in an invasion movie.

'Cause they always get vaporized.

( murmuring )

Somebody always gets vaporized.

Yo, pal! It's probably gonna be you!

It's like you got a sign on your back that says "vaporize me."

Casey, you're not helping.

Okay, everybody, let's go!

Good luck, guys.

We just can't surrender!

I will not be threatened!

People of Earth,

you have delayed too long in handing over the Fugitoid!

Your time is up.

Now witness the consequences of inaction.

An alien asteroid craft

has entered the airspace over Beijing!

( gasping )

And there's not a thing we can do to stop them!

( people screaming )

Delay no longer

or we shall take your world apart piece by piece

until nothing remains.

Surrender the Fugitoid or perish.

( beeping )

We have a transionic particle alert.

The reading is off the gauge.

It's one of the Terrapin creatures.

Let's get him!

Oh!

( yells )

1, 2, 3, 4!

♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪

1, 2, 3, 4!

♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪

This is one of the mighty Terrapin warriors

that beats Monza Ram and the Triceraton All-Stars?

( chuckles ) I'm shaking with fear.

You should be!

( grunts )

( groans )

Who wants some?

Oh!

Leonardo: You seem a little upset.

Care to talk about it?

Just how many times do you expect me to have to disarm you?

Go ahead. Make my day.

( growls)

Guys, here. I grabbed some breathers. We're gonna need them.

All righty. Get this hunk of junk in the air.

You're gonna help us save our brother!

I refuse to pilot this craft.

I will not collaborate with the enemy.

Hmm. Okay. Mikey, why don't you try to fly it?

It can't be any harder than a game of "Space Destructors."

Seriously? Wicked!

My very own alien space fighter!

Uh, Leo, are you sure this is a good idea?

"Good" might not be exactly the right word.

Hmm, this one looks important.

No! Don't touch that!

Whoa!

Mikey, pull up! Pull up!

- ( growls ) - Sorry.

Get out of the way, you idiot!

Stop! Hey!

( exhales )

Now, pilot this ship Or we'll let Mikey here fly it again!

No, no! I'll fly it.

Whoa.

All hail Prime Leader Zanramon.

Kneel before our great leader.

( grunts )

You!

Me?

Finally, I can make you pay for your past crimes.

Helping the Fugitoid escape.

Abusing my royal personage by holding me hostage!

Disgracing our honored warriors, the Triceraton All-Stars!

And-And-And you stole my personal space cruiser!

Did I do all that? Hmm.

I always was an overachiever.

Silence! Tell me where the Fugitoid is

and I may make your end a little less painful.

Tell me! Where is that robot?

I don't know!

You defy me?

No. The truth is the Fugitoid's not on Earth anymore.

He's gone, long gone.

No more lies!

We know the Fugitoid is here!

Tell us where he is or perish!

( beeping )

Attention Fighter 29-B!

We see your call for assistance.

What is the nature of your emergency?

Emergency? What emergency?

( beeping )

- What did you do? - You are trapped. Surrender.

You have no choice.

Respond, 29-B!

( imitates static ) Um, not reading you.

( imitates static ) Need repairs.

( imitates static ) Must return to home world.

What kind of repairs?

There's a big hole in the- in the space engine thingy.

But we're okay. It's not that bad.

Why do we let him talk?

This is the pilot! I am being held hostage!

Destroy the ship! Destroy the ship!

Attention all squadrons!

Fighter 29-B has been designated rogue!

Terminate with extreme prejudice!

You crazy horn head! You'll be blown to pieces too!

I would rather be destroyed by my own people

than collaborate with the enemy.

Guys, that "destroyed by his own people" part,

he's about to get his wish!

( all yelling )

1, 2, 3, 4!

♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪

1, 2, 3, 4!

♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪

I commend my spirit

to the Great Horned Warrior of the Pastala Nebula.

All your commanding is very commendable.

But out of my way!

( yells )

( beeping )

Man, I don't know which is worse.

Mikey's flying or being shot at.

Yeah!

Do you see? I have proof of your lies.

We captured this Terrapin creature on your planet.

A creature I last encountered on the far side of the galaxy

assisting the Fugitoid's escape

from the Triceraton authorities.

His presence on your planet is proof that the Fugitoid is here!

Give me the Fugitoid now!

- The Fugitoid? The Terrapin? - What is he talking about?

The president is sending in the Justice Force!

The Justice Force?

This is Bishop. We've lost the turtles.

No, no. I disagree.

We have to raise the stakes.

Ananda, I just received official word.

It's up to us now.

I have Metalhead.

And I managed to get Tsunami from Japan

and Chrysalis from India to help.

Let's make this the Justice Force's finest hour!

Metalhead! No!

Huh?

The Justice Force has been defeated.

Yes, Mr. President.

The mobile units give us enough for one strike.

Yes. Yes, sir.

I just got the word.

Initiate a full-scale nuclear strike against the mother ship.

Now what?

The stupid humans

have launched a salvo of nuclear missiles.

They won't get through the shield.

But at this speed, neither will we.

You've obviously never played Space Destructors.

Hang on to your shells, guys!

This is gonna hurt!

1, 2, 3, 4!

♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪

1, 2, 3, 4!

♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪

Man over PA: We have a negative impact!

The Triceraton force shield stopped the missiles.

The alien mother ship is untouched!

Repeat, negative impact!

That was our last hope.

The Earth has lost.

( gasping )

What should we do, master?

- Wait. - For what?

To see what opportunities present themselves.

Remind me never to get that close to a nuclear explosion again.

I've decided I don't like 'em so much.

Raphael: Now what?

We'll never make it past the Triceraton defenses.

Yeah, but that freighter will.

We need to land right on its back very quietly.

No problem. One stealth landing coming right up.

You're not serious!

Absolutely.

This is a standard sci-fi spaceship infiltration technique.

Watch the master at work, Raphie boy.

( grunts )

I don't believe this!

Mikey's actually pulling it off.

See? He's not completely useless.

I heard that.

Freighter 239, you are cleared for landing.

( laughter )

( grunts )

Man, getting into this place was easy.

Don't jinx it!

Okay, fearless leader.

How do we find Don?

Uh, give me a second.

If you couldn't tell, I'm making this up as I go.

Halt! Move and you will be destroyed!

Hey, Leo, could you make up something else?

Something with a happy ending?