Original subtitles

We have fought long and hard

in the war against our hated enemies, the Federation.

Precious Triceraton blood has been spilt.

Our glorious home world damaged in battle.

But through our bravery and strength of arms,

we forced the mighty Federation into retreat.

Very soon, we shall strike at them in force

and bathe ourselves

in the sweet nectar of victory.

Victory, victory, victory!

Our path to triumph is clear.

We must recapture this Fugitoid

who holds in its circuitry the mind of Professor Honeycutt.

His teleportal device shall provide us

with the means to crush the Federation

and rule the universe once and for all.

The Fugitoid and his allies used the teleportal

to escape us last time.

But we have tracked

the teleportal's transionic particle trail

to the farthest corner of the T-17 galaxy

to an insignificant watery green-blue planet.

Even if we must tear

that pitiful world apart piece by piece,

the Fugitoid will be ours.

Begin the countdown to victory!

Victory, victory, victory, victory!

♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪

Turtles, count it off!

1, 2, 3, 4!

- ♪ Turtles! ♪ - ♪ Mutant chain reaction ♪

- ♪ Turtles! ♪ - ♪ Livin' underground ♪

- ♪ Turtles! ♪ - ♪ Ninjitsu action ♪

- ♪ Turtles! ♪ - ♪ It's a shell of a town ♪

Turtles, count it off!

- One! - ♪ Live by the code of the martial arts ♪

- Two! - ♪ Never fight unless someone else starts ♪

- Three! - ♪ Always stick together no matter what ♪

- Four! - ♪ If all else fails, then it's time to kick butt ♪

- ♪ I love bein' ♪ - ♪ I love bein' ♪

♪ I love bein' a turtle ♪

♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪

Turtles, count it off!

1, 2, 3, 4!

- ♪ Turtles! ♪ - ♪ There's no one better ♪

- ♪ Turtles! ♪ - ♪ Watch out for Shredder ♪

- ♪ Turtles! ♪ - ♪ They're like no others ♪

- ♪ Turtles! ♪ - ♪ Those teenage brothers ♪

- 1, 2, 3, 4! - 1, 2, 3, 4!

♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪

( echoing ) ♪ Turtles, Turtles ♪

No! I'm hit!

First rule of playing "Space Destructor," Don boy,

never go up against me.

For I am the Spacinator!

Resistance is futile!

No! Not another blackout! My high score!

Relax, Spacinator. It's not the end of the world.

The shield is in place, Prime Leader,

and impenetrable to anything but our spacecraft.

The Fugitoid cannot escape.

- Begin the invasion! - To victory!

Um, sir? We have a problem.

Uh, we have multiple bogies. Spacecraft, sir.

We're under attack from... outer space?

Aliens? You gotta be kidding me!

Full alert! We go into DEFCON 4!

Go, go, go, go!

Yes, Mr. President. We have taken heavy losses. But we have combat-ready troops.

And our boys at Langton are gonna send up everything we.

Sir? Langton. It's been destroyed.

Europe. Far East. Africa.

Nearly every military base worldwide!

Prime Leader, the resistance these worms offered was fierce

but ineffective.

Fine. And where is the Fugitoid, Commander Mozar?

We haven't found him yet, sir, but we will.

The hunt has begun.

That one. Setting to stun.

- Run! - ( shouting )

( grunting )

Woman: This is the Emergency Broadcast System.

We interrupt this program to bring you critical information.

Today the unthinkable happened.

Earth no longer need question

if there is life on other planets.

It is here, and we are in the full grip

Is there any way for us to defend against this assault from the stars?

Or is this truly the end of the human race?

1, 2, 3, 4!

♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪

1, 2, 3, 4!

♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪

Man: This was the scene moments ago in Times Square.

Reports are coming in from all over the world.

We are being invaded by some extraterrestrial force!

My sons, it is very important

for you all to stay in the lair until.

Oh.

Triceratons!

I hate those guys! We gotta do something!

What can we do against an entire invasion?

It's the end of the world as we know it.

And I don't feel fine.

I don't get it.

With all the planets in the galaxies, why here?

Why Earth?

Maybe that horn head Zanramon is still mad at us

for stealing his personal space cruiser.

( laughs ) It was a pretty sweet ride.

I don't think this is about us.

We're not important enough for them to travel halfway across the universe.

Michelangelo: Hey, speak for yourself!

I'm considered a pretty bad hombre

pretty much anywhere in the galaxy.

Remember, I am the Battle Nexus champion. Ow!

Team three, search the northern quadrant.

Team two, you're with me.

I'm picking up a heavy concentration of transionic particles

coming from inside that structure.

We'll check it out.

You keep searching.

( growls )

( screams )

Help! Horrible dinosaur creatures!

We may not be able to save the world,

but we sure as shell can save that old lady!

Come on!

( yells )

Yo, eat these, horn heads!

It's not nice to invade Mr. Raphie's neighborhood.

Yo, Raphie boy! Their friends are coming back!

- ( laughs ) - All right!

( groans )

Help! Horrible space creatures! Oh!

I think what she meant was "thanks for the rescue."

Why would the Triceratons be rounding up civilians?

Don't look at me. Ask the shell answer man here.

Well, first off,

it looks like the Triceratons are only rounding up certain civilians.

Whoa!

Seems that whatever the Triceratons are scanning for,

we're full of it.

( chuckles ) No big news there.

Mikey's always been full of it.

In there. The transionic particle reading is very strong. Let's move.

I'm telling you, April, it's crazy out there.

I'm getting you out of town where it's safe.

Look, Casey. I appreciate the thought,

but I can take care of.

Um, okay. Let's go!

Casey, you know how I'm always telling you not to go so fast?

- Uh-huh. - Go fast! Go fast!

Casey, look out!

( both yelling )

1, 2, 3, 4!

♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪

1, 2, 3, 4!

♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪

Ah. Hang on, babe!

Don't call me babe!

Whoo-hoo!

Yes! Oh!

( groaning )

( chattering )

Quiet, please! Quiet!

We must try to reason with these extraterrestrials.

We must ask them what they want.

Perhaps they mistook us for aggressors

after we launched our jets.

( clamoring )

Inhabitants of this planet, you are now under my control

and my command.

I am Zanramon,

Prime Leader of the great and glorious Triceraton Republic.

Hear our demands.

You will immediately surrender to us Professor Honeycutt,

a Fugitoid, or face annihilation.

If you give us the Fugitoid,

we may spare your pathetic lives.

Deny us, and you will be destroyed!

You have ten trigons to comply.

There's a surprise. They're looking for the Fugitoid.

The term "oops, wrong planet" comes to mind.

Yeah. Professor Egghead ain't on Earth no more.

Donatello: Judging from the tracking device they're using,

the Triceratons followed the transionic residue of the transmat team

thinking it was the Fugitoid's teleportal.

But the Fugitoid's teleportal doesn't work, remember?

We built it. It was a dud.

So let me get this straight.

The Triceracreeps are after someone who ain't even here,

'cause they want an invention of his that don't even work?

That about sums it up.

( telephone rings )

- Hello. - Leo, guys, it's April.

Casey and I are in kind of a tight spot.

April, I can't hear you. Can you talk a little louder?

Um, not really.

We're being held by these aliens.

They're big and ugly, and they stink.

They got a bunch of us here in Central Park. Oh!

Keep moving, you scum!

Hello? April! No! They've got Casey and April.

They're taking them to Central Park.

Well, then why are we sitting here twiddling our shells?

Let's move!

Oh! Hey! Quit pushing, slimeball, or I'll...

Casey!

You'll do as you're told, weakling.

( gasping )

( grunts )

Outpost 348, reporting in.

No sign of the turtles, sir. No, I agree, sir.

At this point, if the earthlings are in the Triceraton's clutches,

they won't be alive for much longer.

1, 2, 3, 4!

♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪

1, 2, 3, 4!

♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪

Casey and April must be in there somewhere.

Nice. A portable Alcatraz.

Now everybody's gonna want one.

Let's get ready to kick some shell!

Hold it, Raph. We're way outnumbered.

We need to use our heads.

Guess that leaves Mikey out.

You know, if all those people were set free at once,

there'd be a lot of confusion.

Mikey had a good idea?

Mikey had a good idea.

Donny, how do we get the cage down?

Well, see that?

The cage is triangulated by those three hovering platforms.

If we knock out one, the whole thing should come down.

Mikey, Raph, see if you two can set up a diversion

so Donny and I can get in close enough

to take out one of those platforms.

Let's move!

Prime Leader: Commander Mozar, I grow impatient.

Every moment we delay in getting our hands on the Fugitoid

is a moment that could cost us dearly.

We need the Fugitoid!

I understand, Prime Leader,

but the earthlings continue to deny any knowledge

of the Fugitoid whatsoever.

They are lying!

We traced the Fugitoid to this planet.

He has to be here.

Our contingency plan is already in motion.

Our warriors have been rounding up

any and all of the Earth creatures

bearing a transionic residue.

This means these earthlings were in close proximity to the Fugitoid

when he teleported to this planet.

One of them is certain to have knowledge of him.

They will share this knowledge with us willingly

or we will scan their brains and take what we need.

By the way, the Fugitoid will be ours soon enough.

Yes, excellent.

Have the captives brought up at once.

All right, we've got our orders.

Let's get to work.

( clamoring )

I still think we got to be bustin' ourselves outta here.

I agree, Casey, but how?

Come on! Move it!

No!

Get your paws off of her, you punk!

( growling )

( grunting ) Oh!

Casey! Put me down! I mean it! Put me down!

Hang on. I got a better idea.

( beeping )

Check it out.

Laser on overload! Run!

( clamoring )

( alarm blaring )

- Mikey. - Definitely Mikey.

Come on. Let's open the cage.

The cage is down! Guard the prisoners!

- Casey! - April!

( gasps )

No!

Back off, you bunch of cretaceous leftovers!

Keep your hands where I can see them!

Oh, Donny, I could just kiss you!

Really? I mean, we'd better get these people out of here, fast.

You heard the turtle! Let's move!

Come on. Step back a bit.

Nice horn heads. Oh!

Donny! No!

This is one of the Terrapin creatures that was with the Fugitoid.

Quick. Take him and let's go.

No!

Donny! Donny!