Original subtitles

Michelangelo: 'Twas the night before Christmas

and all through the town, Turtle Santa drove like crazy

to not let the kids down.

Instead of a sleigh, a truck full of toys

destined to be the presents for good girls and boys.

But evil thieves wanted to steal the toys at all cost.

Poor, poor Turtle Santa, all hope was lost.

♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪

Turtles, count it off!

1, 2, 3, 4!

- ♪ Turtles! ♪ - ♪ Mutant chain reaction ♪

- ♪ Turtles! ♪ - ♪ Livin' underground ♪

- ♪ Turtles! ♪ - ♪ Ninjutsu action ♪

- ♪ Turtles! ♪ - ♪ It's a shell of a town ♪

Turtles, count it off!

- One! - ♪ Live by the code of the martial arts ♪

- Two! - ♪ Never fight unless someone else starts ♪

- Three! - ♪ Always stick together no matter what ♪

- Four! - ♪ If all else fails, then it's time to kick butt ♪

- ♪ I love bein' ♪ - ♪ I love bein' ♪

♪ I love bein' a turtle ♪

♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪

Turtles, count it off!

1, 2, 3, 4!

- ♪ Turtles! ♪ - ♪ There's no one better ♪

- ♪ Turtles! ♪ - ♪ Watch out for Shredder ♪

- ♪ Turtles! ♪ - ♪ They're like no others ♪

- ♪ Turtles! ♪ - ♪ Those teenage brothers ♪

- 1, 2, 3, 4! - 1, 2, 3, 4!

♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪

( echoing ) ♪ Turtles, Turtles ♪

Man, there is nothing like the Big Apple

at Christmas time.

I love it.

Even if I have to wear this scratchy scarf.

Hey!

Sorry, Mister, I wasn't aiming at you.

I was trying to hit Timmy.

( chuckles )

Tell you what, kid, let me borrow your sled for a bit

and we'll call it even.

Whoo-hoo!

Whoo-hoo! Yeah! Whoo-hoo!

Cowabunga!

Cowabunga?

Aah!

Ugh.

( spits )

Hey, I made a snow turtle.

Maybe I'll start a new trend.

Hey, Mister, you do some sick tricks.

You're all right.

Yep, best town in the world, especially at Christmas.

( laughing )

( cat meows )

Aw, poor little guy.

All alone out here in the cold.

No collar.

Hmm, come on.

You'll be nice and warm in here and maybe we can

- find you a home. - ( meows )

- ( grunting ) - Ah, April, you have returned.

With the tree as promised.

We had to go to three different lots.

They were almost all sold out.

Hey, don't worry about me.

I don't need any help or nothing. Ow!

Hey, hey, Case! Watch the tree, will you?

We don't want it damaged.

Whoa!

( sighs )

Oh, no, I'm okay.

Thanks for all your concern.

I didn't break nothing.

I just had a huge stone elevator door

slam shut on my head.

No biggie.

Ooh.

Yeah, you're lucky it was your head and nothing important.

Perhaps we had best start cooking the dinner.

Count me in. Cooking the holiday dinner is almost as fun as eating it.

That's not what Mikey would say.

Yeah. Where is that Bozo?

I'm starting to worry about him.

He's been gone all day.

Come on. It's Christmas Eve.

Even Mikey couldn't get into trouble

on a night like tonight.

Unless he stops by the toy store...

again.

I--I can't take it.

They've got the new Sergeant Guts and Glory

action figure with remote control tank.

And they've got the new Captain Fanatic

Space Probe and the Mavis Moon Jumper.

And of course they're sold out of the Lil' Orphan Alien dolls.

Boy, those things just won't stay on the shelf.

That's one hot toy.

( meows )

You said it, Clunk.

You don't mind if I call you Clunk, do you?

( meows )

I always wanted a cat named Clunk.

- ( bang ) - No! Get back!

Leave me alone!

What do you want?

Just your truck.

And all the Lil' Orphan Aliens in it.

You can't steal this truck.

This whole lot of Lil' Orphan Aliens

is being donated to the Brown Street Children's Home.

Have a heart, will you? It's Christmas.

And that's why we're giving ourselves this truck.

It's our Christmas present.

Ho, ho, ho, Bozo.

Whoa!

( laughing )

Man, just imagine how much we'll get

for these things on the internet.

These Lil' Orphan Alien dolls

go for five times what you pay for them in the stores.

And we didn't pay nothing.

They haven't paid yet, but they will.

Better lay low, Clunk.

Things might get a little rough.

Raph, what's with the butterfly swords?

Just trimming the tree.

Man, I'm good. I should've been a barber.

Little off the top?

No thanks.

Christmas cookies are in the oven.

Who wants to lick the bowl?

This is sweet.

Normally Mikey hogs all the good stuff.

Maybe we ought to go look for Mikey.

Nah, he'll be okay.

He's probably on his way back right now.

1, 2, 3, 4!

♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪

♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪

( grunts )

Whoa!

Get the truck!

We're out of here!

( grunting )

- ( cat meows ) - Hang on, Clunk!

I'm kind of busy right now!

What the-- that punk what attacked us is hitching on the back.

Not for long he ain't.

( tires screeching )

Whoa!

This isn't so hard.

Ha, ha!

Hiyo, Silver!

I got it all under control.

Ho, ho, ho, Merry bumpy Christmas.

Lucky for me I have a shell, right, Clunk?

I don't believe it.

That monkey's still back there.

Bring him up front.

We'll take care of him.

You got it.

Whoa. Whoa. Oh, oh.

Ha. We made it.

Then, again...

Hyah.

Whoa.

He went in the back with the dolls.

Well, go take care of him permanently.

You see him?

I don't see nothing.

Maybe he ain't in there.

Merry Christmas, boys.

I got you something.

It's a kick in the stomach.

Hope you liked it. ( punching )

I don't believe it.

He took out Two Ton and Spike.

Yo, it's Sonny. I'm on 18th and 1st.

I got some freak on my case.

I could use a little backup.

Got it. I'll meet you halfway.

Ah!

Where's he going?

( tires screeching )

Call the cops!

Those guys are crooks!

They tried to hijack this truck!

Oh!

Oh!

( sirens wailing )

I think this is where you get off.

Ah!

Oh!

This is 1 Bravo 14.

We got the third perp that hijacked the truck full of toys.

Looks like there's still a fourth hijacker

hanging onto the truck.

And now for the fun part...

driving.

Check it out, Clunk.

Huh?

Ah!

1, 2, 3, 4!

♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪

1, 2, 3, 4!

♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪

Whoa. What would Raph do in a situation like this, Clunk?

( meows )

He ain't going to stop.

He ain't going to stop.

( tires squealing )

That will be our guests.

Sorry about the blindfolds, folks.

Matters of security and all that jazz.

You know, I can see through this blindfold

with my X-ray vision, right?

Just play along, will you?

It's for Master Splinter.

He's got this thing about letting people

know where we live.

Merry Christmas, everybody.

And Happy Kwanza.

Thank you so much for inviting us.

You are all welcome in our home.

Man, those dudes wear their turtle costumes

even on Christmas.

Yep.

So, where's my sidekick?

Where's the Turtle Titan?

I thought Michelangelo would be here.

Yeah, so did we.

Don't worry, he'll be here any minute.

( grunts )

What should I do, Clunk?

It's what James Bond would do.

Do something.

Get me closer. I'll blow out his tires.

( tires squealing )

Not that close.

Not that close.

Nice driving, dipstick.

Tailgaters, ha, ha.

Yo, what do you know?

Mistletoe.

Ain't we supposed to kiss or something?

That's not enough mistletoe to make me kiss you.

I'm afraid you'll need a whole tree.

Whoa. Check it out.

More mistletoe.

April, wait up.

More mistletoe.

There's no way out of it.

You got to kiss me.

Look, it's following us.

It's a sign, a sign from above.

Exactly.

Hiya, April, what you got there?

Mistletoe?

Jones, did you put them up to this?

No, never.

Maybe.

Okay, then.

Pucker up.

( laughs ) That's got to hurt.

Oh, right in the kisser.

It is an honor to be in your home, Splinter sensei.

The honor is all mine.

( speaking Japanese ) Leonardo san.

I got you something.

A sword.

Wicked.

I got you something, too.

A sword.

What a wonderful gift.

Nice letter openers, boys.

Now, where's the free chow? I'm starving.

Please, come.

All are welcome at our table.

( sirens wailing )

I finally ditch those Purple Dragon bozos

and I end up on the world's scariest police chases.

Yo! I'm one of the good guys!

Hello. A police roadblock.

For what I am about to do, forgive me.

1, 2, 3, 4!

♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪

1, 2, 3, 4!

♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪

( sirens wailing )

Sorry! Sorry about that!

Sorry!

( cheering )

You can do it.

( grunting )

Ooh!

Ugh!

Forgive me, Mr. Jones.

I don't know my own strength sometimes.

( cheering )

Ugh!

( grunting )

Yo, April, give it up, will you?

Raph and I couldn't beat him.

There's no way you can.

- ( grunts ) - Oh!

You were saying, Casey Jones?

Thanks. I think they fell for it.

My pleasure.

And as promised, your reward.

Actually, the look on those guy's faces

was reward enough.

Okay, I'll just give three dozen of my famous

double chocolate cookies to the guys then.

No, no. I didn't mean that.

I'll take them. I love cookies.

Mmm. Mmm.

Master Splinter?

Dinner's ready.

You okay, Sensei?

Yes, my son. I am fine.

Just visiting an old friend.

( sighs )

I don't know about you guys, but I'm starving.

Let's chow down on the holiday goodies.

No.

This is a time for family and being together.

We must wait for Michelangelo.

Where is that bum?

( sirens wailing )

- ( tires screeching ) - ( meows )

Finally.

All right, we'll give Mikey

another five minutes, but that's it.

The food is getting cold.

Agreed.

He better get here soon, that bonehead.

( meows )

Merry Christmas, everybody!

Meet my friend, Clunk!

( meows )

Mikey, where have you been?

Our guests have been waiting.

It is very rude.

I know. I'm sorry.

But you're not gonna believe what happened.

Mikey, we don't want to hear some lame story.

Unh-unh-unh, Raph.

Remember, this is supposed to be a season of giving.

Yeah, and I'm thinking about giving you

a well-seasoned smack upside the head.

Guys! It's Christmas Eve!

It's a time to remember those less fortunate than ourselves!

In fact, it's a time not to think of ourselves at all.

And I have just the ticket.

Huh? Oh.

Ah, my sons, I believe Michelangelo is right.

This is definitely a time for thinking of others,

a season of giving.

Happy holidays, everybody!