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Ugh, my arms and legs...

[Episode 6]

What kind of white woman isn't at least this pretty?

I have big eyes and a tall nose bridge for an Asian person, you know!

Just how many days is he staying there, anyway?

Go to the U.S. and live with Anna Sue or something!

Eight... nine... ten... eleven.

Awesome, I did it!

12...

Did everyone go somewhere?

What the hell? You surprised me!

I thought you might have been a thief or something...

Hey, help me get up.

I haven't seen this before.

Geez. Why are you touching my cheek?

This. This. Where'd you get this?

What, you think I picked it up off the street?

Geez!

You put makeup on.

Do you have someone to look good for?

It's just sun cream.... to protect me from your florescent bulbs.

Ow... ow, my entire body hurts.

Did I work out too hard? My entire body is sore.

My face totally shrunk.

People naturally lose fat from the head down.

I see your stomach is the same as ever.

I said my face shrunk. I never mentioned any other spots.

Hearing your cheery voice for the first time in a while...

it's nice.

I guess you had a great trip to the States.

Your face shrunk, too.

Well... it was quite meaningful.

It was a moment that I'd been waiting for, for a long time.

You bastard... get over here!

Oh... his name is "You Bastard."

You Bastard...

you're dead today!

What did you say?

"You Bastard" is dead today.

Continue what you were doing.

You Bastard!

What did you do there, huh?

You won't answer me?

My opinion, according to your tests, is that you're 99.9 percent healed.

You could call it a miracle, really.

[The Power of Time Spent Alone]

It was meaningful, huh?

A moment that he'd been waiting for?

So you had a comfy and erotic night, did you?

What is this?

What?

This.

I wanted you to have a home-cooked meal since you got back.

I regret it a bit now, but...

I don't eat carbs, though.

And I eat low-sodium and no-sodium foods only.

Home-cooked meals are always like that, okay?

They're spicy, sweet, salty, refreshing, and warm.

That's what food and flavors actually are.

Geez... What good is it that you radiate sexiness

when you have a bland life?

But, um... what's this?

This thing.

It's a meal cover.

The thing that moms use when they don't want to set the table twice.

Your mother never did things like that for you?

I guess you lived a cushy life.

This really is my first time seeing this.

Gosh.

I'm going to wash up and get a massage.

Ow.

Massages are best when you get them from men.

That's...

Lower.

Good...

Wait!

Don't go get a massage.

What?

What the hell? I'm so sore, though.

I'll do it.

Then... you will?

But I'm sore from head to toe.

Will that be okay?

Yeah.

I'm not sure if I washed my feet today...

It's the first time my shoulders are moving like this completely sober.

In this regard, that chair is better than I am.

What's this for?

This is a bit suggestive.

Also, I don't want this to become a comfy and erotic night for you.

Oh my.

Um... can you put something on?

I wonder what happened today?

Thank you for watching.

Um... can you shut this off?

You still have some time left.

Oh, this feels so nice! No more!

No more!

That's no way to speak to your heavenly coach.

What... are you talking about?

Rather than having a power dynamic between us...

why not treat each other like equals?

Uh huh?

Like friends.

A friend?

Oh.

Just like the characters for "close" and "mouth"

that make up the word "friend" in Chinese?

Mother, are you not feeling well?

No. Go and get some rest.

I'll give you a massage.

It's fine.

No need to concern yourself with doing that.

It's my job to serve you, though.

Other people said that

all I worry about is the company even though my only daughter died.

And I'm a cruel old woman who married off her son-in-law and piggybacked off him.

And then I got an innocent bystander involved in our familial affairs, too.

Mother.

Those words, too... make my heart hurt every time I hear them.

Young Joon is intelligent and has great mannerisms.

You've raised him well.

That's all thanks to you, Mother...

Educate Young Joon well.

Don't think about anything else and don't give him any other ideas.

[I came to realize that I could convert]

[the loneliness that I'd felt into an incredible energy.]

Sir!

Long time, no see!

I missed you!

I heard from Joon Sung that you're all better now!

You feel good, right?

I guess God answered my prayers!

Thank you, God!

Thank you, God, for helping my Young Ho!

Young Ho!

Oh, did you see Ma'am?

You know, Daegu's Venus. She wasn't lying about that.

She totally became like this.

But... it's a shame about these. They were cute.

What about Joon Sung?

He went on ahead.

Hey, come on. A champion needs his privacy, too.

They refused to meet you.

I'm sorry.

Where are you?

Where the hell have you been until now?

I'm home now. The neighbors will hear.

Let them, then!

- I'm sorry! - You need a beating!

Get over here! You're dead today!

Don't get sidetracked.

Before I shave all your hair off.

Yes, sir. Good night.

Thank you.

For fully recovering.

Stop trying to act cute and go to sleep.

Young Ho! Wake up!

Wake up!

It isn't even time for the match yet. No need for a weigh-in.

It's Ma'am's weigh-in today.

Ma'am, come on.

Wait. Ma'am.

Go to the bathroom and pee.

I already went!

I didn't even have any water all day.

Lawyer Kang. Fighting!

- Oh my god! - You did it!

- Your hard work is paying off! - Wow!

You did it!

This is all thanks to everyone and...

world-class trainer, John Kim, who trained me despite being far away.

What are you all doing?

Are you going to compete in the RFC or something?

Why a weigh-in in the morning?

You didn't tell him that we were doing it?

Doing what?

What's going on?

You said you'd take responsibility.

Um... we promised Ma'am that we'd grant her a wish if she lost 15 kilograms.

Congratulations.

Grant her wish, then. I'm going back to sleep.

Um, that's... all three of us are supposed to do it.

All for one. One for all.

That's... what happened.

And what's your wish?

Live as Kang Joo Eun for one day.

Without any nagging.

Hey.

Hey!

So what you're saying is...

We're all going to go crazy for a day?

You have a dark side.

What do you mean, "go crazy"?

I'm proposing that we add some more enjoyment to our lives

and feel some freedom and sweetness.

So you want to eat sweet and salty food, not work out, and be lazy?

Thyroid issues are a given, body fat, fatty liver, drinking, and cholesterol!

Can't you see my face?

It became so much skinnier!

Ms. Kang Joo Eun. Only your body belongs to me.

As for your face... not so much.

I was a dangerous and wily woman before.

I acknowledge that.

But...

No, no, no, no, no.

But, "Mr. Coach."

But, Mr. Coach.

I knew you'd be like this and prepared something.

I'm really meticulous and steadfast, you know.

This is the result of my blood test.

It got a lot better, right?

It's just that you're no longer in the red.

It's not a green light.

There are in-between zones in this world, you know.

You know, like the yellow light.

They told me that it's okay to eat unhealthily for just one day.

I clearly heard them say it!

Want me to show you the report that the doctor gave me?

[Jung Young Ha, OBGYN]

How did you know that gynecologists do blood tests?

Oh my.

The internet.

Okay?

Okay. Fine.

Oh my!

Hey.

Lots of whipped cream, please.

Your mint chocolate macchiato, single Americano, and cafe mocha!

This is the one with the extra whipped cream.

Okay!

Enjoy.

Um... who's the one who ordered the single Americano?

I told you, don't think about your body today. Just think about yourself.

It's Kang Joo Eun Day.

This is your first warning for worrying too much about your body.

I'll let you go this time, since you've already ordered.

Oh my! It's been so long!

See you later!

Just let her go this once. She worked really hard.

This is a huge victory! Ma'am has become Rocky!

She has every right.

All that weight loss, but just in her face...

Kang Joo Eun Day?

Gosh.

Keep going, not quite... stop!

Play.

It was worth going all the way to the States.

We have it now!

Is this really John Kim?

This is a scoop I got from Hollywood. If it's wrong, it's their fault.

What should the title be?

"Star Trainer John Kim, Enshrouded in Mystery..."

"Is he finally lifting the veil?"

Take the question mark off. This totally needs an exclamation mark.

Ten thousand exclamation points!

But, um... will this be okay?

If it's not, tell him to sue me.

I'll get to see his face that way.

If he's Asian, he's probably Chinese, Japanese, or Korean.

So I have a 33.3 percent chance, at least!

So if I just find someone who knows him, I can rip that veil clean off!

- Good morning, everyone! - Good morning!

Yes, what a great morning this is!

Damn it... it was a good morning up until now.

President. Good morning.

Aren't you focusing too much on your diet?

Excuse me?

I heard about the case regarding the Myunghoon Electrics's CEO's daughter.

You have to go see them!

I heard that our Deputy President is working alone on this case.

Oh, that...

I already talked to her.

I thought you had a meeting, President.

Oh... oh, yes!

We'll need to talk after the meeting, but we'll need to make this a priority.

Please do your best.

Yes, sir.

Then...

Deputy President!

Good morning.

Lawyer Kang.

My office.

I guess you've been on a diet.

Your face is getting more and more like...

I'm sure it's not a face you haven't seen already.

Are you seeing someone?

No, that's all you.

Have a fiery love, ma'am.

Let's cut to the chase.

Which came first, the chicken or the egg?

Excuse me?

I'm sure the chicken thinks that it came first

and the egg thinks the same.

Are you learning how to do stand-up comedy nowadays, or something?

This is a case regarding copyright infringement.

Since Korean copyright law is extremely flawed

it'll be quite a difficult and boring case.

I'd suggest that you find a precedent to refer to, first.

If it'll be a difficult and boring case, it's not an urgent case.

So why did you call me in on this good morning, of all times?

Because I don't have time.

Work hard.

Her office is damn nice, though...

As the waters of the East Sea and Baekdu Mountain...

run dry...

Live like Kang Joo Eun for a day.

Without nagging..

With loyalty...

Whether you're sad or happy, love your country! Yeah!

You still didn't finish memorizing the fourth verse of the National Anthem?

I keep forgetting the intro.

Give it here.

[Marines Interview Questions] Introduce your family

and their best traits... proceed!

Yes, sir!

My grandfather was a total badass in the Marines during the Korean War! Woo!

Sir!

My mom is also Korean. She's really strong and pretty

and she hits me a lot too... but!

Don't worry. I'm good. And, I'm half-Korean.

My dad is Chinese.

[My Venus: New Message] Oh, it's my Venus.

Just a moment, sir.

"Thank you to everyone who hasn't complained."

"Kang Joo Eun Day's mission..."

Mission?

Damn... this Daegu's Venus...

To put it simply, arrange yourself in the most comfortable position

and don't do anything productive.

Otherwise known as "Corpse-ing."

"Corpse-ing?"

Oh! So just lying around like a dead person?

I'm back.

Jang Joon Sung. Where have you been?

If you're not careful...

You said you'd shave me bald otherwise, so...

Now you finally look like an athlete.

Joon Sung! Hurry! We're "Corpse-ing!"

- What? - "Corpse-ing."

Okay? Like this.

Okay.

Okay! Good!

That's that! Next...

we have the second, third, and fourth ones left.

Number Two.

Watching a romantic movie and getting as emotional as possible.

Are you crying?

This is driving me crazy...

Nope!

I told you not to go anywhere near exercise equipment!

Mr. Joon Sung!

Get off.

Number Three.

Taking naps.

Having a deep sleep like it's nighttime.

Deep... sleep.

Way to go, Star Im.

I can barely recognize him. He looks so different, all grown up.

We have to get CEO Choi Jin Ho on our side.

That's all up to the leader's skill.

Let's try to work on him slowly.

He'll definitely want company stocks.

Life is always a game full of slim victories.

If we give up one precious thing but gain two things back, that's good enough.

Let's make small moves here and there, and keep a close eye out.

Yes, sir.

The caller you are trying to reach is unavailable at this time...

[Oh Soo Jin]

Where are you?

What's with your crappy manners?

I apologize, ma'am.

I'm already so tired because of the reporters and the media...

and now, some freaking lawyer is here to shoot my stress levels up more?

Can you excuse us for a second?

Who the hell are you to...

What the hell? I thought you said you were a lawyer.

I'm Guntu Law Firm's Deputy President, Oh Soo Jin.

I heard that lawyers from our company reached out to you

but you asked for the president.

A deputy president isn't the president.

Are you kidding me?

The president currently has an important meeting.

Are you kidding me?

I'm Myunghoon Electric's CEO's daughter.

I heard my dad gave your firm tons of money.

No matter how much money he's given us...

you won't be able to win against the press.

The hell are you saying?

The fact that you assaulted employees

at a high-end store is something that's already been done.

It's public knowledge, but...

if you keep visiting plastic surgeons and massage parlors

while you're supposed to be imprisoned

there's nothing that we can do, either.

That's your damn job.

You lot are lawyers.

You'd do anything for money.

Then... we'll need to receive more money from your father.

Acting all high and mighty because you're a bit pretty!

Even so, you live off my money, got it?

They really did it!

Aw, so cute!

Ma'am... are you working late today, too?

Oh... no.

Go ahead. I'll organize everything before I go.

Yes, Ma'am.

Stop losing weight, already! You'll die at this rate!

I feel like I'm going to die but I have to do it because of my thyroid.

Oh...

The people at the hospital told me that most of my weight is from muscle.

I'll see you tomorrow.

How long has it been since I really had a good meal?

Our restaurant is under construction.

I'm going to die, Min Joon...

Have this.

Why in the world did you have to do the construction today?

Mom, give Auntie something to eat.

- She's hungry. - Watch your manners.

Go practice for your end-of-the-year talent show. Now.

He takes after his dad in the sense that he has no sense of rhythm!

Why is it that you had to pick the first time ever that I'm doing renovations?

I don't even have any food.

What terrible timing.

Yeah.

That's basically the gist of our 16-year friendship.

By the way, your face looks like how it used to look.

Soon my body will look the same, too.

I'm more determined now than when studying for the Bar.

What? You failed so many times.

Gosh, you're ruining my spirit.

Gosh, you have no friends because of your bad temper.

Where are you staying, by the way?

There is someone whose temper is worse than mine.

Well, he isn't exactly a friend, but similar.

Friends who are close enough to even kiss?

Gosh, it's nothing. Don't worry.

I'm worried that I may get kicked out, actually.

Is there something going on between you and that sexy guy?

What's the point of looking sexy?

He has a bad temper and he's so rude.

There are a lot of spare rooms in his house.

It's like a boarding house... and there are other guys, too.

Other guys? Oh my gosh!

You're living with a bunch of guys and look at me.

I said "Hallelujah" when my ex said he'd give me more for child support.

Did Producer Go do something well?

You know he went to America. He found out where John Kim lives.

- What? - What's wrong?

How was he able to find that out? Is he sure?

Did he actually see John Kim go into his house?

If so, it would have made the headlines by now.

It's all interviews with his acquaintances.

Only 30 percent has been proven factual.

Gosh, he's so globally popular, huh?

[Ji Woong]

Ji Woong, can you put me on speaker?

Everybody, stop!

Put down the organic greens and unseasoned meat now!

Live like Kang Joo Eun. Eating Mission!

We eat out. That's all.

We eat out at a restaurant?

Wow, I think she wants to be a princess.

I will put on my suit.

Everybody, let's put on a suit. Suit!

[Tasty Fast Food]

Aren't we slightly overdressed?

- Let go. - It's for only today.

She did a good job losing the weight.

Now she has to boss us around? It was all for herself.

Young Ho, she is very thoughtful.

I can't eat carbs.

What are you all doing?

Try some!

It looks so delicious. Wow!

This is really tasty.

I will taste a little bit, since I'm watching my weight.

If I were you, I would fight in a higher weight division.

Say ah.

- Put it down. - Come on. Try.

- It's out of this world. - I'm okay.

- I already know how it tastes. - You don't know as much as I do.

- Young Ho, sorry. - Sorry.

Because today is Kang Joo Eun day.

- I will deal with you guys tomorrow. - Open your mouth.

Ah.

Ah.

Goal in!

I don't eat carbs.

- It's salty. - Come on.

Let's just eat it today only.

How are you supposed to get by without eating any carbs?

You're not trying to be a princess, but a fairy who devours, huh?

You're calling me a fairy?

Now, we will take a photo.

You're so prepared today, aren't you?

Gather around, guys.

Put your faces closer together.

Young Ho, squeeze your face. Hurry up.

No matter how much I squeeze, I will look prettier than you.

Now say Ddeokbokki!

- Do you play golf? - I'm still a beginner.

Come on, it's necessary to do business.

- Let's go play golf some day. - Sure.

Come on. It's okay to answer your phone when you're with me.

Excuse me, then.

Hello, this is Im Woo Shik.

Hello, this is Kang Nam Police Station.

The police? What is this about?

I understand.

What is it? Did you get pulled over for a DUI?

It's nothing important.

We have a big plan so you have to be careful about everything.

Yes, sir.

[Oh Soo Jin]

- Hi, Soo Jin. - Where are you?

I'm in my office.

Are you still there?

When will you be done?

It may take a while.

I have a lot of work to do.

Do you?

All right then. Take it easy.

I will call you later.

You came.

I'm Attorney Yang Kyung Joon.

I'm Im Woo Shik.

Assault?

- Are you denying it? - That's not what I'm saying.

On the afternoon of November 17th, 2014

my client was hospitalized with serious injuries for three weeks.

There was an additional threat, according to my client.

A threat?

If I ever see you around Kang Joo Eun again

I will kill you.

You should know who I am to her, since you watched us.

Stay away from Kang Joo Eun.

This is not a warning, but a command.

My client recorded this on his cell phone.

You said you'd kill him and to stay away.

You said it wasn't a warning, but a command.

To an average citizen, it could be a threat.

This matter can't just go away.

- Do you know any attorneys? - Here.

I'm Attorney Oh Soo Jin, representing Im Woo Shik.

[Guntu Law Firm, Deputy President Oh Soo Jin]

Perfect! Now I love brushing since I have

so much stuck between my teeth from my dinner.

[Guntu Deputy President]

At this hour?

What is she going to say to piss me off this time?

I may have eaten too much?

I will have a different exercise routine to do tomorrow.

What do you want at this hour?

Police station?

Our witness has just arrived.

It's been fifteen years?

Correct.

They were each other's first love.

They were together for fifteen years.

Just because they broke up, they didn't become strangers.

This is crazy.

He saw this strange guy stalking and threatening his ex-girlfriend.

Those are enough circumstances to be taken into consideration.

Plus, the assault wasn't severe enough to be charged criminally.

Also, please look into the hospital that issued the medical report.

However...

we don't have enough evidence to claim he was stalking her.

So we requested another witness for this case.

About your guardian who asked for the CCTV footage last time...

You were with him at the time of incident, correct?

Well, this doesn't involve him.

You didn't already call him, did you?

I'm here as a witness.

Soo Jin...

I have a feeling you two will have a lot to talk about.

I will go first.

Gosh, seriously.

You look good.

My face has become half its size.

Do you really think this looks good?

Why did you do that?

I'm sorry. I overreacted.

I assumed that you didn't have anybody looking out for you.

It was out of sympathy.

You're the reason I'm not with anybody.

How dare you pity me?

How could I just look the other way just because we broke up?

If the same thing had happened to a stranger, I'd have helped her, too.

You're the one who's overreacting here.

I'm grateful, happy now?

Do you know who he is?

What did you say?

He could be someone who's way more than what you think.

Are you being jealous now?

Are you being twisted?

Are you upset that he's better than you?

He might be playing a game with you.

I'm worried that you're falling for him for real.

Because he doesn't have any reasons.

You're a bit too nosy here, you know.

Are you not busy lately?

I could kick your butt, gosh.

Language, please!

Why do you have to destroy yourself, girl?

I'm not a girl anymore.

You and I have gotten fifteen years older now.

A law school student, I became a lawyer during that time.

A national swim champion

you became an executive at a big company during that time.

You asked me why I'd destroy myself?

Destroying myself means me gaining weight?

I'm still the same Kang Joo Eun.

Think again about what I've changed from fifteen years ago.

Soo Jin is a much better lawyer than I am.

So you will be okay. I will go.

Thank you for your cooperation. You may go now.

They were each other's first love.

They were together for fifteen years.

Just because they broke up, they didn't become strangers.

Gosh, this is crazy.

Chief Min.

I have a favor to ask. It's rather personal.

Excuse me.

You may already know.

Either way, I know I will get to meet you again.

I'm Im Woo Shik, General Manager at Gahong.

I haven't made the decision yet.

Is this because of Kang Joo Eun?

No.

Come to think of it, I have no right to worry about her.

- Thank you for coming as the witness. - No problem.

Then I will get going.

Kang Joo Eun can't stand being cold.

I'm glad I was able to help. Then.

I thought you took a cab.

You seem very independent these days.

We're going to the same place anyway.

Why waste gas?

I'm cold.

Hi, Oh Soo Jin.

Hi, Woo Shik.

They're handmade chocolates.

Congratulations on passing the Bar!

Thanks. I will enjoy.

He's here.

When you look like that you should be at least sensible, okay?

Don't hang around in a place like this and go home!

Who does she think I am, huh?

Watch your language, will you?

How dare you speak to her that way?

- Woo Shik... - You're Im Woo Shik, aren't you?

That's right. I'm Im Woo Shik.

Want to sue me? Sue me then!

My friend, Oh Soo Jin, passed the Bar.

My girlfriend, Kang Joo Eun will soon pass the Bar, too.

How clumsy.

Let's go.

Woo Shik, you're hurt.

I'm okay. Are you okay?

Let's go.

If I ever see you around Kang Joo Eun again

I will kill you.

You know what I am to her, since you watched us.

Stay away from Kang Joo Eun.

It's not a warning, but a command.

Wait!

I still have thirty minutes left until Kang Joo Eun day is over.

I can still have coffee, right?

Don't you know that you have a sleep disorder?

- If you have coffee this late-- - Even if I don't have coffee...

I won't be able to sleep tonight, anyway.

So I will have just one cup of coffee, okay?

Are white and mint chocolate the sweetest here among them all?

Yes, which one would you like to order?

- I will take both, please. - Sure.

Gosh.

- Is this okay for the payment? - Of course.

Here it is.

If I asked to borrow money from him he would never let me have it.

Chief Min, I have a favor to ask.

It's rather personal.

Can I help you?

A lawsuit was filed against Im Woo Shik earlier here.

Correct. It was settled and the suit was dropped.

I was worried the words would get out...

Can we talk in private?

Yes, it's been handled.

Your personal matter could be a public matter to someone else.

Please pay more attention.

Please pay more attention not to complain or nag, okay?

Hold on.

Did the car break?

Is there something wrong with the car?

Well, I'm not sure.

We still have ten more minutes until Kang Joo Eun Day is over.

Don't say anything and drink this.

You're missing out on a lot of life's pleasures.

People will say you have a knockout body and all...

In a way, it's sad.

Are you happy you got to live like Kang Joo Eun today?

Are you happy you got to do everything I told you not to?

Actually, it was a gift.

I wanted you to have a sweet taste of life.

Among basic human rights, there is the right to pursue happiness.

We humans have the right and responsibility to pursue happiness.

Whoever you are.

I know it's not good for my body...

but to me, this is like the right to pursue happiness.

You gave a gift that symbolizes your right to pursue happiness, huh?

Just for one day...

I'd like to take a breather when the light turns yellow

instead of being told when to stop or go.

It's not my place, but...

you sometimes seem to have a lot on your shoulders.

That's why...

It will take some time to fix the car, right?

I will go get some air. It's stuffy in here.

As you know well...

I didn't exactly grow up all pampered.

Actually it was a gift.

I wanted you to have a sweet taste of life.

It's not my place, but...

you sometimes seem to have a lot on your shoulders.

This is just too sweet.

Gosh, you scared me.

- It's too sweet. - Why taste mine?

Again, now you're having another worst day of your life?

Don't close up the umbrella yet.

It can become a weapon, you know.

Stop staring at me. It's my real dimple.

He might be playing a game.

I'm worried that you're falling for him for real.

Because he doesn't have any reasons.

Stop messing with me.

- When will they be done fixing it? - Fixing what?

You said your car broke...

My car didn't break.

What did you say?

Then why have we been standing out here?

It's nice.

I got to have the sweet taste of life.

Amazing.

Stop messing with me.

You really have no idea, do you?

Men usually want to do other things with the women they want to mess with.

Because your body belongs to me...

you can't say no.

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