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I even brought you the plant you liked.

Please save me.

Is he a man you know?

Are you okay?

Let go, you bastard! Let go!

So why didn't you pick up your phone?

I'm sorry...

Call the police.

[Episode 5]

Huh?

You live in Suite 102?

Yes.

And you live in Suite 201, correct?

Yes.

I'm from downstairs.

I'll leave a package that was mistakenly delivered to me.

Lee Hyun Woo.

Yeah?

You really didn't leave this here?

It's me, Joo Eun.

Excuse me.

I think there must have been a misunderstanding between neighbors--

A misunderstanding?

You call this situation a "misunderstanding?"

It's not like you were assaulted, or received threatening letters or texts.

And the fact that you thought he was going to kill you

was solely your assumption.

Honestly speaking, why would this man stalk someone like you?

Isn't that right?

Excuse me.

As an actual cop, shouldn't you try to confirm the victim's account?

Um... I understand that you were a bit shaken up

but the legal process isn't such a simple thing.

What about the victim, then?

I guess the victim seems simple-minded to you, huh?

No, that's not we're saying here.

Stop being so sensitive, and--

Are you happy?

That's what it says over there.

"Our city, in which women are happy."

Um... are you her guardian?

Always getting stuck in situations like this, I might as well be.

Don't you remember?

I do.

Excuse me. Excuse me!

Please, don't kill me!

So what I'm saying is, this person received injuries.

So if he gets a lawyer, you can be charged for assault.

It'll be difficult to even keep him in custody.

This thing called the legal system...

is a joke.

Sincerity may be optional when trying to console someone

but I think all it takes to understand is a lack of misunderstanding.

"Are you okay?" "I understand."

"The legal system may be a joke, but I'll try my best."

Say things like that to the other victims from now on.

Keep up the work, then.

Excuse me... Ms. Kang Joo Eun!

Stop right there.

Thank you so much.

It's a relief that you remembered that guy's face.

Then, I'll be going now.

Ms. Kang Joo Eun.

What is it?

Why didn't you tell them that you're a lawyer?

Is it because of me, by any chance?

And what I did was self-defense.

Oh. Are you hurt anywhere?

What a relief.

Why did you become a lawyer when you can't even protect yourself?

I know, right?

Want me to beat the crap out of him?

Defend me, instead.

I don't want to get hurt or die just to get him punished as a stalker.

Even if there were concrete evidence, he'd maybe get 24 hours of detention.

Or a 100,000 won fine at best.

And they don't even give that money to the victim.

It's because I'm a lawyer and I'm aware of this that I have no expectations.

It really is a joke.

Even though it feels like life and death to one person

it's a mere trifle to another person.

I guess the laws of this world are like that.

You must have favors to repay me for from a previous life.

You saved me again.

I'll give you your jacket back next time.

Then... good night.

And where are you going?

My friend's place is close by.

Don't worry and go home.

In my past life...

if I did owe you, I must've really been in your debt.

Hyun Woo. It's me.

Is it urgent?

Is something the matter?

No... Min Joon's grandmother's face is all black and blue again.

Again?

She says it was an accident but... it's not.

I'm sure it's domestic abuse.

Min Joon!

Stop that and go to bed.

Oh, I'll be right there. Bye.

She says she'll stay up and wait for me.

You only have to go a bit further this way.

Seems like I'm really stacking my thankfulness points with you here.

Oh, it's right here.

Right behind here is my friend's place.

How much is one night?

We only take overnight guests now. It's 50,000 won.

Um... can I do a direct transfer from my bank?

I'd prefer that over credit card.

Will you be using it alone?

Yes.

How did you..

Your friend sure has a lot of rooms at her house.

A woman shouldn't come to a place like this alone, without a man.

Geez!

Please, just leave me be!

Even if you've seen all there is to see

I'm still really embarrassed about you seeing me like this.

I'm fully aware now that you have a soft spot for people in need

and an even softer spot for people in danger.

I know you're a lot nicer than you seem, too.

I know that you won't be able to get sleep

after leaving a woman like me on the street, but...

But?

I don't want to go home.

I'm scared.

I have nowhere to go, either.

You think I would've come to a motel if I had any other option?

Let's go, then.

I said, let's go.

Somewhere outside of your world.

This is a suite. Mine.

I thought you wanted me to take you outside of your world.

I'm sure I'll regret this tomorrow, but...

Um... so... you're saying...

we're going to your hotel suite together?

Want me to put you to sleep there, then?

Well sure, if that's what you really want.

No, that's not it... wait, then.

Where is this so-called place that's "outside of my world?"

Sleeping under the same roof as a man like me.

Excuse me?

I think safety is preferable over eroticism, in this situation.

"Excuse me?"

Erotic?

Geez... he never gives me an opportunity to be thankful.

I've never had a guest over, so I don't have new sheets.

Since it's urgent, just use mine.

Oh my. Mr. Young Ho... I mean...

Mr. Coach... what about you?

You think I would've given you ones that I'm using?

Go to sleep. I'll explain it to the kids tomorrow.

Um... I'm pretty used to saying this by now, but thank--

"Thank you. I'm sorry. This is so embarrassing." Et cetera.

Those are your favorite phrases, aren't they?

I'm well aware of that, so let's skip that.

Even so, thank you.

Just don't say "please save me" this time.

I'm too tired tonight so I don't think I'll be able to save you.

"You think I would've given you ones that I'm using?"

As if.

Um! Excuse me!

Somebody, save me!

Cramp, cramp, cramp! I have a cramp in my leg!

Wait, wait, wait.

Are you, by any chance, doing this

because it'd be too embarrassing to just come out?

No! I really have a cramp!

Help me! Quick!

Then, say "you're cool, Mr. Coach."

You're cool, Mr. Coach! You're the best!

Hurry! Call a cat over, or something!

Catch the "mouse." ("Cramp" and "mouse" are homonyms)

That's ridiculous!

Why would someone even do that?

Ma'am, thank goodness you're safe.

We have to catch stalkers like him, and...

bam, bam, pow, pow, neck slice!

You must have been quite shocked, Lawyer Kang.

Yes. A little.

It would have been disastrous if it hadn't been for me!

Geez... stop it, already!

What's up with this self-praise?

Oh, geez...

Our diet is a bit...

Have this, ma'am.

Um... I'm sorry, but do you have any salt?

We're not out on a company brunch here.

Have this first.

Oh my... how did you...

You always claim that you're meticulous but you're not, so...

Thank you.

All I can think of is soup...

No... something hot and spicy. With some color to it.

You know, things like that.

I put some color in it so it's fine now, right?

Wow! Fantastic!

Oh! Keep the over-the-top compliments to yourselves.

Wow. Is that a celebrity?

That's not exactly incorrect.

I feel like I've seen her somewhere before.

Geez... stop playing dumb.

Oh, yeah.

A while ago, there was a Chinese actress named Seok.

She had a lot of pimples.

She's from a while back, so you guys wouldn't know her.

Her name is Seok?

I found her! Shu Ji!

Are you messing with me?

That's me! Me! Kang Joo Eun!

A lawyer who has intelligence and beaut...

I mean, a charming smile.

Daegu's Venus!

Let's see, here.

You do look similar, but... do you have proof?

I'm saying it's me, and you want more proof?

Wow. Unbelievable.

You'll see, when I lose weight!

You'll all totally fall for me.

Eat up.

You don't believe me?

Just you wait. You'll have hearts shooting out of your eyes!

What the hell? Why are they laughing?

Never mind them. Thanks for lending me this.

Let's walk as quickly as possible.

My nickname in my prime was "Daegu's Venus."

There was no guy in the area whose first love wasn't me.

Do you have delusions of grandeur?

It's me. Me! Kang Joo Eun!

Just you wait. You'll have hearts shooting out of your eyes!

I wonder.

[Calling: Chief Min]

Yes, sir?

Oh my god... you scared me.

Were you waiting for me to call?

I can be there as soon as possible. What is it sir?

I think I'll need to go visit Daegu. But I need a guardian.

Did something happen to your leg, by any chance, sir?

Where are you now, sir?

I have to find out whether something's wrong or not by going.

I'll call the head of the hospital to make an appointment

and call you right back.

Then...

Okay.

Your store is so empty.

Thank you.

It's good that it's for sale, but call your landlord anyway

and ask them to handle it as quickly as possible.

I did, just before.

Oh, yeah.

This is Min Joon's eczema cream and some duty-free stuff.

Why are you avoiding him? Ask Mom to stay with you.

I'm sure she'd be overjoyed to know that her daughter is being stalked.

Well, yeah... Mom might even end up stalking the stalker.

Yeah. Don't avoid that guy. Let's call your mom.

I'm not avoiding him, per se...

it just makes me so uncomfortable that he lives right below me.

I don't think I'd be able to fall asleep.

Geez... yeah. What a crappy situation.

Jae Hyuk. Move her things to my place.

No, it's okay.

You only have two rooms.

Min Joon and his grandmother live with you, too.

I'll take care of it, so go.

And just what the hell are you going to do?

I'll take care of it, so just go!

Gosh...

At any rate, thanks for all this, Lawyer Kang.

Call me if anything happens, okay?

Don't get married. It's a crazy thing to do.

And stop piggybacking on your sister, already!

You've bent her back out of shape!

Hurry up and go!

Okay. I'm off.

Thank you.

Hey.

What's this?

Are you going to give your wedding guests cold water for dinner?

You're just going to mooch off someone else's precious daughter?

What about my niece or nephew, who she's pregnant with?

Big Sis.

Make simple arrangements and buy that store.

You have to make a living somehow.

I'll send you more money when I sell my place.

Damn it.

I'm sorry.

I'll earn tons of money and pay you back twofold!

My job isn't one where I rake in millions.

It probably won't be enough for you to get by comfortably.

So be thrifty!

We decided to have the ceremony later on.

I'll look into a good location for a shop.

About Woo Shik...

Nope.

I told you we broke up, so why do you keep asking about him?

Hurry up and go!

Thank you.

Oh, athlete Im Woo Shik!

It's so great to meet you.

We found this footage through the request of that guardian-like guy.

What's your relationship to them?

She's a woman I know very well. I've known her for a long time.

If I catch you hanging around Kang Joo Eun ever again

you'll die by my hand.

What right do you have, huh?

I saw you two breaking up.

So I'm sure you're aware, since you've been watching.

Just what kind of right I have, I mean.

Stay away from Kang Joo Eun.

This isn't a warning. It's a command.

Sorry. Let's meet tomorrow. I have an important meeting today...

Tell Lawyer Kang Joo Eun to come to my office.

Yes, ma'am.

Why did you tell me to dress up?

You passed the Bar!

And in the second term of your third year, too!

I'm going to give you a congratulatory present.

Hi, Soo Jin.

Hi, Woo Shik.

Why did you get here so quickly?

Why do you think?

Here.

Where's Soo Jin's?

Oh. Here.

Handmade chocolate.

Congrats on passing the Bar.

Joo Eun just got into law school, so when will you ever pass the Bar?

I will soon.

Soo Jin doesn't like chocolate.

No, that's not true.

Thanks. I'll enjoy them.

Am I a religious person? It's so conservative!

Hey. What are you trying to show off, exactly?

Oh, they're here.

He's the smartest kid in an engineering school.

And he's really nice and genuine, too.

- Oh. - Joo Eun.

You're here?

Joo Eun...

This is Soo Jin, whom I told you about. Oh Soo Jin.

Then... have a good time, you two.

Tell Joo Eun that I get it.

What?

What do you mean by that?

This is an act of flat-out rejection.

This situation that the two of us are in...

Excuse me?

I get that she's doing this because she pities you, but...

she can't put me in such a pitiful situation because of that, right?

And your clothes... I thought I walked into a funeral.

Joo Eun said that?

That she pities me?

Isn't it obvious?

Also... people who look like you need to have some common sense.

Stop hanging around here and go the hell home!

How could... how could she do this to me?

What did you say?

I refuse, Deputy President.

That's something that President Ko and I agreed upon when I joined the firm.

Working overtime, outside the office, and overnight are all okay

but I will not take sexual assault or rape cases.

I refuse to go visit some company president at a hospital

and play dumb when it's clear that he's guilty.

That's a relief, then.

It's not a large corporation's president, but the president's daughter.

Using one's authority against an employee, then.

So that's who she was.

If that's the case, that's even more reason for me to refuse.

Myungeun Electric and Guntu have a deep bond.

You've worked on similar cases before, though.

Let me make this clear, Deputy President.

I refuse.

I outrank you.

I'm making a clear command.

This is your responsibility now.

It's something that needs to be done.

I'm sure someone else will do it if you won't.

You can't pretend it won't happen, just because you won't do it.

Will it make things any different just because you don't do it?

The president said this...

"Fulfill your dreams with the money you'll earn.."

I've said all I needed to say. Leave.

Wait. If you eat all that sugar, your body will curse you for it.

And I'll know, too.

Oh my god... am I hearing voices in my head?

I'm stressed out enough as it is, and now I'm hearing voices?

My thyroid...

Ah... fresh air...

Fresh air...

With this amount of skill, the championship is all his.

There isn't a welterweight champion right now, either.

If he wins this one, he'll make it to the Grand Slam.

But that idiot is going to try and compete in the lightweight class.

What? Why?

He doesn't want to claim an empty seat.

So he's going for a victory with more impact.

Why does he always insist on making things difficult for himself?

Yeah! Go!

Ah, the scent of organic grass.

Geez.

Huh?

No, no, no!

"Stomach fat," "adult diseases," "risk factors"

"at risk," "must monitor!"

Aren't you busy?

You wily woman!

Just eat this stuff.

Is this a side effect of dieting?

Eat up.

Did you have spicy pork stir fry for lunch, by any chance?

Do I smell?

Jjamppong. You had jjamppong, right?

You ate not too long ago.

You had greens, high-protein, and low-fat food.

Gosh, I'm hungry.

Do I have to go this far?

You do look similar... but do you have proof?

When I'm saying I'm me, that's not enough proof?

I won't eat! No!

Excuse me.

I have something to talk about with Mr. Snake.

Could you excuse us?

Jang Yi Jin? What's up?

I'm not Jang Yi Jin...

Yes, you are.

Even if you think I'm Jang Yi Jin, you know you shouldn't post this, right?

You want me out?

Okay. See you later!

I decided to do the commercial.

Why are you donating the entire profit?

If you perform such a good deed first what would that make me?

It would make me some greedy celebrity!

Well, if you wanted to do that, we could've done it together.

If not, you could've just let us know first.

Do we know each other that well?

Gosh, unbelievable.

- You don't know who I am? - I've seen you on TV sometimes.

What do you mean sometimes? I'm all over on TV.

Anyway, about you donating to a charity...

let's do it together.

You shouldn't say otherwise to the reporters.

By the way, I'm just curious.

When you're an orphan, why do you donate to organizations for unmarried mothers?

Wouldn't you want to donate to orphanages?

Are you interested in me?

Well, of course, you are. You're a man.

I'm not interested in you.

Are you gay, by any chance?

Hey, wench.

Why do you keep losing weight?

Brother, please don't call me that in front of my son.

If you're the Madam of Gahong do I have to address you that way too?

How come his dad hasn't come yet?

I'm not sure. He said he'd be here.

It's okay.

Uncle, I will go to the bathroom.

Sure.

I'm so upset, seriously.

How strictly was he raised at your household?

For our 61st anniversary of Gahong this year...

Chairwoman Lee may appoint Kim Young Ho to the director position.

What did I tell you?

They don't consider Young Joon their family member.

- Don't say that. - You moron!

He's not related by blood.

Your husband, Director Kim, is Chairwoman Lee's son-in-law.

When her one and only daughter passed away

there was no one else to take over the company--

No matter what people say...

he's my husband's son and my mother-in-law's grandson.

Hey, Choi Hae Ra.

Come to your senses.

Before you get stabbed in the back and are in trouble...

Come on. Eat up, will you?

You've lost a lot of weight.

Miss Cha Sun Young of Duksung Pharmaceuticals may be running late.

Are you sure she's just late?

It's not that she's not coming?

Enjoy this meal by yourself.

I'm mad at you for lying to me.

Excuse me.

Shocking. It's really nice in here.

Did I come too early?

Would you like to order?

Well, I will have a caramel macchiato.

Or white chocolate?

I will have a caramel mocha with a lot of whipped cream on top.

She will have a peppermint.

Make it warm please.

- What are you doing? - You're real.

Are you going to emigrate somewhere?

Yes, I am. To outerspace.

- You think I will let you? - Ji Woong told me.

I can stay until I find my own place.

It's a big house with many spare rooms.

You're fast unlike how you look.

Anyway, I will go get my car so come find me when your order is ready.

What did you say?

By the way, why do you want me to hold these?

If I put them in the back, they might fall.

I got them from someone special.

- Do you want the seat warmer on? - No, thanks.

I have my own heat up and running inside.

Didn't you get that flowerpot from that stalker?

Good for you that you received flowers from someone special.

Whereas I received a flowerpot from a stalker...

How long has it been?

Now you speak your mind straight up.

Even if I hate the person, I shouldn't hate the flower.

That's why I brought it with me.

You're a good person.

By the way, why did you buy sheets and pillows?

Did you give me yours and now you don't have any?

I might have girls stay over, you know.

What? I shouldn't have girls stay over?

What do you mean you shouldn't?

You had a scandal with Anna Sue and all...

By the way, congratulations, John Kim.

As for your scandal with Anna Sue...

it's been dropped from the most searched topic.

People might be forgetting about it just a tiny bit.

By the way, where are we going now?

To see my ideal woman...

Your ideal woman?

Jiu-jitsu?

Why am I here?

I wanted to introduce my ideal woman to you.

Why would I want to meet your ideal woman?

So you can watch and learn...

Oh my, why would I?

This is called the closed guard.

In this situation, the woman looks very disadvantaged.

But it's actually not true.

She's my ideal woman.

He's my ideal woman's husband.

Well, where are the others?

They've left for the day.

- Come closer. - Pardon?

There is no law that you won't run into stalkers or perverts again.

So we will teach you how to fight back instead.

Ah, that's why...

Jiu-jitsu is practically the only sport that women can beat men in.

They can bend their knuckles with skill.

- Come on top of me. - What?

You saw their positions earlier, right?

I will play Kang Joo Eun.

You will play the pervert.

- I will? - Come attack me.

As much as you want.

You just said as much as I want, right?

Here I come then.

You crazy stalker!

You saw that, right?

Again.

- I said, again. - You crazy stalker bastard...

Too much physical contact.

Your first warning.

That's not what happened...

Closed guard means that you lock the other with your legs.

Tighten your legs.

Don't look away, but look the other person in the eye.

Tighten!

Let go.

Tap tap.

What is it? Don't want to let me go?

When I say tap tap, you're supposed to let go.

Breathe.

Well...

Your ideal type is an expert in martial arts?

I think strong women are sexy.

Plus, I don't have to worry when I'm not with her.

I thought you were attracted to women like Anna Sue.

Interested in my ideal type?

I see. Is your question related to the kiss we shared earlier?

No way! What do you mean we shared a kiss?

By the way, I've lost 4.2 kilo.

I feel I've gotten a bit thinner.

According to how I felt earlier...

Never mind.

I will take care of my body.

Did you forget?

Your body now belongs to me.

You feel you've gotten thinner?

How do I feel about that? I'm not sure.

Anyway, congratulations on the number change.

Wow, Daegu's Venus.

It's already been a while...

Breakfast is ready, everyone!

Wait.

If we have to eat water and plain meat only

we should at least eat enough.

Ma'am, why are you whispering?

I thought Young Ho would go crazy over this.

Don't you know even elephants are herbivores?

He's not here.

- Where did he go? - Well...

He had to take care of something, so...

it may take him a while.

- Good then. Let's eat a lot. - Sure.

Medication for your thyroid.

You seem very precise, so...

Ah, excuse me.

What's up with that? He didn't say anything.

The backseat will be safer.

I'm not the director yet.

I don't remember having you as my driver, either.

Please reconsider Miss Cha Sun Young of Duksung Pharmaceuticals.

You two will be a good match.

Please think carefully.

You and I will be a better match.

By the way, how come you didn't bring me flowers today?

It's going to be tough starting tomorrow.

You might want to get some sleep now.

Come on. Does this sound like delicious food?

I have lost some weight for sure.

My pants feel a bit loose now.

Producer Go has left for America?

To look for John Kim?

When is he coming back?

How can you not know that when you're his ex-wife?

Never mind. I have to go.

Gosh, what do I do?

Come on. Where on earth did he go?

Has he gone to America?

14.

15...

[Mr. Coach]

Hello, who is this?

I should be saved as Mr. Coach.

Ah, there you are, Mr. Coach.

I heard you had to go somewhere.

I'm having wine now.

Hang up for now.

What the heck?

It's your merit that your lies are easy to tell.

How much have you been exercising?

It's been about thirty or forty minutes.

You did enough stretching?

Why do you care if I did or not?

Do you remember the ten things I told you last time?

Among them, number one, four, and five...

You're nagging again.

Why did you even FaceTime me?

As if you missed me so much...

You've missed me that much, huh?

Why weren't you nice to me when I was around then?

What did you say?

You have feelings for me or what?

If you leave like that, what am I supposed to do?

Record yourself doing number one, four, and five.

Send the video file. I will cheer you on from here.

A video file?

I'm not talking about porno files.

A video file that proves you're exercising.

Since you're not in front of me, I can't trust you.

Plus...

Move your cheeks to the side. I can't see anything.

By the way, are you in America by any chance?

- If so? - To see Anna Sue?

If so?

I wanted to tell you to look out.

My friend's ex-husband, Producer Go, has gone to America to find you.

Ah, has he?

Then shall we hang up?

Whatever.

It might be Anna Sue.

Then have a great night with her.

It's some paperwork.

I figured it'd be more convenient to fill this out now.

Chief Doc. will arrive tomorrow morning.

- Then get some rest. - Chief Min.

Just... wanted to tell you to have a great night.

[Producer Go]

Producer Go, have you found John Kim?

One, two, three, and stop.

It is November 22nd today.

This is my last workout routine, number ten.

Gosh, it's tough.

What is she doing?

It's a rare disease.

I can't guarantee since it's a special case, but...

as far as I know about Osteosarcoma...

I think yours has been 99.9 percent cured.

Congratulations.

By the way, you said you had pain regularly.

What was the intensity?

It could be psychoneurosis.

Sometimes, it gets unbearable.

Chances are it's the psychological factor.

It's like fear.

They were such major operations for a child to deal with.

Dad, please stop this!

Dad, please save me!

Dad, I'm so scared...

Mom! Mom!

It really hurts.

Please save me.

When I get older...

Can't I do it when I get a bit older?

Please, Dad.

Psychoneurosis has no known cure yet.

Until I disappear or die, it will probably go on.

Call me if there is anything I can do.

I will. Thank you.

Rehabilitation must have been very hard.

You did a wonderful job.

What do you call it these days? You have a knockout body.

I was simply trying my hardest to survive.

You did a great job.

You can even call it a miracle.

It's all thanks to you. Thank you.

Where would you like to go?

Chief Min.

I... want to get some rest.

I will drive you to the closest hotel.

Anna Sue wants to stay with me for a few more days.

For today, do number two, five, and ten.

Good morning, Chief Min.

It's actually "Good evening."

Let's go. Okay?

Eight, nine, ten, eleven...

Hooray. It went well.

- Twelve... - Where did everybody go?

Can't you hear me?

I haven't seen this before.

Subtitles by DramaFever

Kang Joo Eun Day?

You get to live like Kang Joo Eun for one day.

I told you to think about me, not my body.

You don't know anything about the pleasures of life?

It's quite sad.

You're addressing me very comfortably, huh?

Rather than a vertical relationship, let's have friendly relationship.

Such friends that we're so close, we even kiss?

Do you even know who he is?

I'm worried you'll get hurt because he's just playing a game.

You really have no idea, do you?

Men usually want to other things from the woman when they're playing a game.