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All the fights are canceled, Mom.

Looks like this will be my first Christmas

that I miss with you guys.

No, no, no, no, no, I'll be okay.

A friend of mine

and her new husband are throwing a Christmas party,

so I'm gonna try to go to that.

Don't worry, Mom.

I'm a grown woman.

I'm not afraid to be alone on Christmas.

♪ Somewhere on the scene

♪ It got a little longer, so it seems ♪

♪ I burned out, so to speak

♪ Now come a little closer

♪ I feel a little lie in the lie track ♪

♪ I felt a bit of bad, but I came back ♪

♪ There's still a little light in the light crack ♪

♪ Still a bit of good

♪ And I know just what to say

♪ And I know just what to do

Excuse me.

Excuse me, sir.

- Is that a heavily - spiked eggnog?

It is.

I didn't order that.

Hey, I'm Miles.

Hi, I'm Lauren.

Nice meeting you, Lauren.

Nice to meet you too, Miles.

So you just ordered a heavily-spiked eggnog, huh?

Uh, I just had a hunch.

Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.

So how do you know the host?

We went to school together.

Oh, okay, where?

Uh, Howard.

Ooh, I'm sorry to hear that.

I went to FAMU.

Mm-hmm.

Let me stop hating now.

You know, it's the holiday season.

So who do you know?

I'm assuming the groom.

Yeah, I'm the groom's 3rd cousin on his mama's side.

Oh, his 3rd cousin on his mama's side.

So y'all are really close.

Yeah, as close as your 3rd cousin

on your mama's side could be.

Mm-hmm.

I bet you $5 he doesn't know who I am though.

I think you would be $5 richer.

You're kind of corny, Miles.

It's refreshing, you know?

It's nice.

Thank you.

Well, here's a serious question for you.

What is a beautiful woman like you doing alone on Christmas?

'Cause all the flights are canceled due to the blizzard.

What about you?

You're here alone.

Ooh, ouch.

Is it that obvious?

Wow, okay.

How about this?

Can I say I'm with you so I can impress these people?

Mm-hmm, just don't tell your 3rd cousin

on your mama's side, 'cause y'all are so tight.

Y'all just start...

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

He gonna read right through it.

Mm-hmm.

Oh, man, don't you just love Christmas?

Yeah, my favorite time of year.

This is...

- Oh, oh, okay. - Oh, no, I'm so sorry.

I'm sorry.

- It's okay. - Oh, my god.

It's okay, it's okay, it's okay.

Well, here's to the magic of Christmas.

To Christmas.

Oh, man, you hear that?

Oh, yeah, this is my favorite Christmas song.

Hey, you better get out my head.

It's mine too.

You wanna dance?

Oh, no, uh-uh.

I have two left feet.

Oh, you're just in luck.

I got two right.

Come on, let's pair up.

No, I'm trying to help you.

Let's do it.

Okay.

♪ Never gonna be alone for Christmas ♪

♪ Never gonna be alone, be alone ♪

♪ Never gonna be alone for Christmas ♪

♪ Never gonna be alone

♪ Never gonna be alone for Christmas ♪

♪ Never gonna be alone, be alone ♪

♪ Never gonna be alone for Christmas ♪

♪ Never gonna be alone

♪ It's my favorite time of year. ♪

♪ 'Cause she here with me

♪ Let her in, so sincere with me ♪

♪ Got a flight problem

♪ But I'll let her fly with me

♪ Have a couple kids

♪ Ain't gotta be alone

♪ If you give a boy a chance

♪ Pay attention while I do my thing ♪

♪ Never gonna be alone for Christmas ♪

♪ Never gonna be alone, be alone ♪

♪ Never gonna be alone for Christmas ♪

♪ Never gonna be alone

♪ Never gonna be alone for Christmas ♪

♪ Never gonna be alone, alone

♪ Never gonna be alone for Christmas ♪

♪ Never gonna be alone, alone

♪ Never gonna be alone for Christmas ♪

♪ Never gonna be alone, alone

♪ Never gonna be alone for Christmas ♪

♪ Never gonna be alone

Okay, so what do you call a dog with no legs?

A dog with no legs?

I don't know.

Oh, it don't matter what you call him.

He ain't coming.

Stupid.

Okay, okay, okay.

I've got a better one.

I've got a better one.

What does a snowman eat for breakfast?

I don't know.

Snowflakes!

It was easy.

What?

Are you always this silly?

Yeah.

What do you do?

Oh, I'm a veterinarian technician.

Oh, you're an animal doctor, like Dr. Doolittle.

I'm a veterinarian technician.

I'm below the veterinarians.

You know, I help with appointments, clean,

occasionally get bit.

You know, stuff like that, yeah.

You must really love animals.

But yeah, I always have.

When I was a kid,

my grandma lived dead smack in the hood,

and she had a dog named Champ and I loved me some Champ.

But when Champ got sick,

my grandma couldn't afford to send him to the vet.

So when Champ died,

I made the promise

that I would always help animals like Champ.

Do you know there are over 19 million pets

with low-income families?

Miles, you know what you should do?

You should get a van and drive around the hood,

giving out free healthcare to animals.

Wow, that's a good idea, Lauren.

It's on the house.

Thank you.

All right, give me another animal joke.

Okay, all right.

Well, you know, we better bundle up

because it's snowing cats and dogs outside.

Not my favorite one.

Okay, all right, all right.

That was a little weak.

So what about you?

What do you do?

Oh, my gosh.

It's not as rewarding as saving poor animals.

I'm just in advertising.

What are you talking about?

That's amazing.

That's full of excitement.

If you say so.

I mean, I started at a new firm,

but my dream is to open my own advertising agency one day.

And that you will.

I mean, that's dope.

You are really shaping the images in people's minds.

I mean, that's heavy.

With great power comes great responsibility.

And that's what Spider-Man said.

Yeah, yeah.

I guess I never thought of it that way.

Uh-huh.

But you know,

that's actually what Uncle Ben said to Peter Parker.

Okay, impressive, impressive.

So what do you got going on for Christmas?

You know, I'm gonna be alone.

It's my first year without my family.

Well, I'm just headed to the house.

I'm gonna leave out some cookies and carrots

for Santa and the reindeer.

You know what?

People always forget the reindeer.

Yes, they do.

They do all the work.

Mm-hmm.

Well, I mean, you're more than welcome to come.

I don't know, Miles.

I don't know.

You're a lot of fun but I just met you, you know?

You could be like a killer or psycho stalker.

Oh, no, no, no.

I can't be.

I dance way too bad to be a serial killer or a stalker.

Merry Christmas, Lauren.

You got me a gift?

Oh, well,

I like to keep an extra gift for unexpected company.

Wow, Miles, I'm really impressed.

Thank you.

Mm-hmm, open it.

Merry Christmas!

I love it.

Look, look, I know, I know.

I can be pretty goofy sometimes,

but I really enjoyed spending time with you tonight.

Yeah, me too.

Well, to never being alone on Christmas.

Never alone for Christmas.

Some of your own medicine.

5, 4, 3, 2, 1.

Happy New Year!

So the pig looks at your butcher, and says,

"I must have filled up the wrong application."

You have anything other than animal jokes?

Well, you, what you expect?

I'm a veterinarian technician.

Yes.

You know when we have to get married, right?

Christmas.

Christmas it is.

You sure we're not doing this too fast?

I mean, what better way to know each other

before we get married?

I love you, Lauren.

I love you too, Miles.

Let's do this!

So the newborn baby says to his mama,

"What you thought I was born?

Yesterday?"

You already know it.

Crazy.

Oh, what the...

Oh, that was funny!

That was funny!

Did you wanna do chicken or fish

to serve the guests at the wedding?

Well, I'm thinking pork, ham?

Like pork chops?

Well, I'm thinking we do the best of both worlds.

Uh, spam.

We do some spam.

Everybody love that.

Yeah, classy.

So the old man looks towards the mortician,

and says, "Are they here for me?"

What?

Dead, yeah!

So, do you have the dresses for the wedding yet?

I'm assuming they're gonna be Christmas-colored.

Wait, is red and green fly?

No, green and red's not fly, Dina.

I think I'm making a mistake.

What'd you do?

Miles.

I think I'm making a mistake with Miles.

Wait, what's wrong with Miles?

I love Miles.

I love Miles.

He's a great guy and he's got a great heart and he's fun,

but he's too silly.

Okay, I'm not trying to be a hater,

but he is a little goofy.

But he's cute though.

He's cute.

Yeah, yeah.

It was cute, but I thought he'd grow out of it, you know?

All the jokes and the gags, they're non-stop.

I can't talk to him about anything serious, like, you know,

the wedding or our honeymoon and having kids together.

Anytime I bring anything up like that,

he just laughs it off and makes a joke

and he just cracks himself up,

and he doesn't take anything seriously,

and take me seriously.

You know?

Like he left the house today wearing a clown nose.

What?

No, yeah.

Yeah, that's funny, 'cause that's my life now.

He drove to work with a clown nose.

Dina, I can't take it.

Okay, no, you're gonna have to take it.

Y'all just got engaged.

I know.

Y'all just bought a home together.

I know, okay.

Ooh, we know who that is.

Oh, oh, um.

Wait, wait.

Lauren.

Just give me a second, okay.

Don't let him make you nervous.

All right, okay, all right.

You can let him in.

Hi, Mr. Diggs.

Hello, Dina.

Hey, Lauren.

Hey, Preston.

These are nice decorations you have here.

Christmas is my favorite time of year.

I don't know if you can tell.

You mind if I have a seat?

No, please, yeah, mm-hmm.

Whoa, whoa, whoa.

Sorry, that got you almost, almost there.

I just...

I'm so sorry.

Hey, Lauren.

It's okay.

All right.

What can I do for you?

I have a project that you are absolutely perfect for.

It's relevant, hip, and sexy.

Well, what is it?

It's a dating site.

A dating site, okay.

But see, this dating site is geared

towards finding matches for people

who have lost their spouses and/or loved ones

through separation, divorce, and widowed.

Rebound2love.com.

Rebound2love.com.

Mm-hmm.

All right, so what do you want me to do?

I need that magic Lauren touch.

Now, since the site is catered

to a specific marketing segment,

we need our advertising campaign

to be tailored to exactly that, okay?

And especially since it's the holiday season,

we need something that is hip, sexy, and Christmas-themed.

All right, well, I will see what I can do.

Thanks for thinking of me.

Hey, Lauren.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Sorry about that again.

Girl, I would love to see Preston's North Pole.

What do he want?

He gave me a dating site ad.

Okay, so what about it?

What about it is thinking

how much I appreciate how mature and focused

and just ambitious Preston is,

and how he's been nothing but gracious to me.

I'm sure you do appreciate him.

I mean, his father is the founder of this firm,

so this will all be his one day.

And besides the fact that he is paid,

he dresses to the T, and he's fine as hell, and he's single.

Yeah, Dina I think it's time I'm honest with myself.

Hey, Miles.

Uh, can we talk?

Yeah, what's on your mind?

I think we're making a mistake.

Mistake?

What are you talking about?

Miles, I love you.

You know that.

And I know that you love me.

I just don't know if we're in love with each other.

I mean, I thought we were.

I am.

Aren't you?

You remember you said it would be good for us

to move in together before we get married

to get to know each other?

Right.

Well, now that we have, Miles, I just...

You're too silly for me.

Oh, okay.

You wanna see silly?

I got you.

Ha!

Now, this is silly.

Yeah, this is what I'm talking about.

I'm trying to have a conversation with you right now

and you're not taking me seriously.

You're not taking any of this seriously.

Are you serious?

Yeah, I joke around sometimes, but I do have a serious side.

Really?

'Cause I've never met him.

Now would be a great time.

Look, you just have to give me a chance.

I thought you like to laugh.

Yes, Miles, I do like to laugh,

but everything isn't funny.

You're a great guy and you are a good person

with a good heart.

I've enjoyed the time we've spent together.

I really mean that.

But I don't think we're compatible.

I want a serious man who wants to build an empire with me,

and I don't think we want the same things.

So I think we should just end it now before it goes too far,

and I'm gonna call off the wedding.

You want to call off the wedding?

You don't think that's a bit drastic?

And you don't wanna get no counseling, or something?

I don't think it'll help.

I think this is just who you are,

and I'm not trying to change you.

I feel like our mutual love of Christmas

and me liking you so much just made us rush into things,

like marriage.

And maybe, that's my fault.

I don't know.

I'm sorry, Miles.

Wow.

Yeah, I can agree that we moved a bit fast,

but you don't think this is a bit premature

to call off the wedding?

You don't wanna work this out?

I'm sorry, Miles.

I think we should just go our separate ways.

So what about the house?

We both put our savings into this

and neither one of us can just up and leave.

Yeah, I know.

You're right.

I'll think of something.

I'll figure out what we should do.

So it's a crime scene now.

We've gotta cohabitate

until one can buy the other out or move.

So this will keep things separate, but cool

I could use a better term, but you get the point.

You don't think this is taking it a little too serious?

If you don't wanna be alone for Christmas,

why don't you go home to your parents?

No, 'cause they just love Miles.

He's so good for me.

So they'd ruin my Christmas and make it miserable,

lecturing me about breaking it off with him.

So no, I can't go.

It's him.

Oh, no, no, no.

All right.

Good?

- Yes. - Okay, let him in.

Hi, how are you?

Hello, Dina.

Hey, Lauren.

Hey, Preston.

I have been working very hard on the Rebound2Love campaign.

Great, what you have in mind?

Well, have a seat.

Make yourself comfortable.

The coffee's over here.

I'm not gonna touch it.

Okay, I'm all ears.

All right,

so this site is directed towards people

who've lost their loved ones

to separation, divorce, being widowed.

Well, I realize that I can draw my own experience

to create the campaign.

Your own experience?

Yeah.

I'm actually going through a breakup with my ex-fiance.

I'm sorry to hear that.

Thank you.

It's for the best.

You know, sometimes,

drawing from your own experience is a great idea,

because if we can get the subscribers

to make an emotional investment, we've won,

and I love to win.

So do I.

So from my own experience,

I have to face the fact that Christmas is around the corner

and it's my favorite holiday,

and I don't wanna spend it alone.

I wanna spend it with a special someone.

I want a friend, but I want more than that.

I want more than just a friend for Christmas.

That's our campaign slogan.

More than just a friend for Christmas.

I love that.

I like that.

Okay, great.

Well, we've gotta take it up a notch.

Okay, well, tell me how.

So what if we awarded some random matches

from the site a holiday getaway,

a more-than-just-a-friend-for- Chrs holiday getaway?

That's brilliant.

Yeah?

Okay, all right.

So what if we flew in, say,

three couples to the Ms. Ramona's Cajun Christmas

in New Orleans?

Ms. who?

Ms. Ramona.

She's a legend in New Orleans.

She owns this huge estate,

and every year she hosts a slew of Christmas events

and it has this Cajun vibe.

I was gonna go one Christmas with my fiance, ex-fiance,

but that's obviously not happening now.

I think that Ms. Ramona Cajun Christmas

is a perfect destination for our contest winners.

- Okay. - Mm-hmm.

Another thing that I was thinking.

To keep the integrity of the vision for the campaign,

you and I would attend with the winners.

You know, just to keep the professionalism.

You know, watch over it.

I think I could make myself available.

You know, Lauren, this could be a really big thing.

I agree.

All right, then it's settled.

Book it.

♪ Never gonna be alone for Christmas ♪

♪ Never gonna be alone for Christmas ♪

♪ Never gonna be alone, alone

♪ Never gonna be alone for Christmas ♪

♪ Never gonna be alone, alone

♪ Never gonna be alone for Christmas ♪

♪ Never gonna be alone, alone

Hello, gorgeous.

Has a breakup got you down?

Let us help you get back up.

You need more than just a friend for Christmas.

Try Rebound2Love.com.

Oh, man, are you serious?

Nah, you not.

Nope, nope, nope, nope.

I ain't going out like that.

What do I look like?

What do I look like?

Christmas in New Orleans with Preston Diggs.

I hate you, Lauren.

Don't hate, celebrate, 'cause I am.

And don't you go out there throwing yourself on him

like some drunk elf.

Oh, Dina, what kind of woman do you think I am?

You?

That's the thing.

You've been acting a little different lately.

You used to laugh and be happy.

Now, you're all serious and uptight.

Dina, that's why I broke up with Miles.

Everything isn't about laughing and joking all the time.

Well, I need to be more aggressive.

And no, I didn't leave Miles to be with Preston.

And my interest in Preston isn't about, purely about sex.

I need to be with someone who takes life seriously.

And it's just like, as I'm realizing that,

the universe puts Preston directly in my path.

You don't think that's for a reason?

Well, I do, and I intend to find out.

Okay, well, if that's the case,

I want you to go get your black Santa

and teach him how to drive this sleigh.

Well, ho-ho.

♪ And Mrs. Claus this one's for you ♪

♪ Tell me, sweet mama, what's a guy to do ♪

♪ Tired of pretending it's just who I am ♪

♪ Come on, Mrs. Claus, let me be your man ♪

- Thank you. - Thank you.

♪ Oh, Mrs. Claus, let me be your man ♪

Well, this, certainly, isn't what I expected.

Merry Christmas, darlings.

Merry Christmas, Ms. Ramona.

Everybody knows

that Ms. Ramona's favorite holiday is Christmas.

When I was a little girl,

I didn't have much to look forward to except

for the magic of Christmas,

and I told myself one day that when I grew up,

I would help others see the magic of Christmas.

That is why we turn it up for Ms. Ramona's Cajun Christmas!

That being said,

let's turn, turn, turn it up Cajun Christmas style.

Ramona, Ramona, Ramona, Ramona, Ramona,

Ramona, Ramona, Ramona!

I had the travel coordinator book

as many of our contestant winners on this floor as possible.

So if everything goes as planned,

by the end of this weekend,

we'll have about three empty rooms.

Hey, as long as our clients are having a memorable time,

I'm happy.

Thank you.

I guess it's me here.

Goodnight.

Oh, Lauren, if you need anything, right across the aisle.

Okay, hopefully,

I don't get in anything where I need to scream your name.

I mean, like, I hope it's like a good thing

if I scream your name.

You know, I'm just gonna...

I'm fine.

- Get some rest. - All right.

See you in a bit.

See you in a bit.

Scream your name, damn it!

What am I so afraid of?

Come on, stupid key.

Thank god.

Forgot my chapstick.

- What are you doing... - What are you doing here?

No, no, no, no.

I asked you first.

I asked you first.

Oh, Miles, are you stalking me?

What?

Hell naw!

I didn't even know you was here.

The better question is, are you stalking me?

No, Miles, I'm here for work.

What are you doing here?

I'm here to meet some someone.

Yeah, I'm here to meet someone.

Interesting.

Oh, oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

It's not even...

It's not even interesting like that.

I'm meeting her for the first time.

I won a contest.

Mm-hmm.

A contest?

What contest?

It's from a dating site.

A dating site?

Yeah.

Rebound2Love.com?

Hold up.

How did you know that?

Did you hack my laptop?

What is wrong with you?

My laptop?

My company put this event on.

Wait, wait, wait.

Miles this is not funny.

You're not supposed to be here, Miles.

Boy, I'm about to swallow my brain.

You put this together?

You know, as the moderator of this event,

and a severe conflict of interest,

I'm gonna have to ask you

to vacate the premises, Mr. Thompson.

I need you to leave.

Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no.

I won this fair and square.

I ain't going nowhere.

Okay, Miles, leave.

No.

I said, "Leave".

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

See, I connected with a fabulous woman on this site,

and we're gonna be here for the first time.

So she and I are gonna enjoy this romantic Christmas weekend

you put together.

Thank you.

You know what, Miles?

Lauren?

Everything okay here?

Preston.

Yes, darling.

I was just introducing myself to one of the contest winners.

I wanna say Macaroni?

It's Miles.

It's Miles.

Oh, man, happy holidays, Miles.

It's a pleasure to meet you, man.

I'm Preston.

I own the company that put this trip together.

Right, nice meeting you, Preston.

- Such a pleasure. - Come on now.

Oh, but Lauren here, she deserves all the credit.

Wow, congratulations, Lisa.

Thank you for putting together such a sexy Christmas weekend

for myself and the new love of my life, brother.

The pleasure is all mine.

Mm.

Listen, Miles, we're going to have a blast this weekend.

Our goal is to get you and your date

to make a genuine Christmas love connection.

I'm sure I will.

Now, remember our slogan:

"More than just a friend for Christmas."

- Mm. - Mm-hmm.

But as I said, Lauren deserves all the credit.

This trip and that slogan was all her brainchild.

Is that right?

Let me tell you something,

I wouldn't mind having more than a friend this weekend.

You know what I'm saying?

More than the friend.

You know, Preston,

I think we should give our winner here...

Meters?

Meters, here, the opportunity to, you know,

tighten up before meeting his date.

You look a little scruffy.

And we'll go check out the bar.

Oh, you know what?

That's a great idea.

Listen, Miles, man, such a pleasure to meet you again,

and I wish you luck with your date.

Thank you, brother.

Now, if she is half as fine as the pictures she sent me,

I am the luckiest man in the world.

Way better than my ex.

This is wild, man.

I like to hear that.

Thank you, brother.

See you later.

- All right. - All right.

- He's pretty nice. - Mm-hmm.

Raven.

- Hi! - Hey.

Oh, my god.

It's so good to see you.

I can't believe you're really here.

You are gorgeous.

You okay?

Mm, mm.

Yeah, just in the zone.

May I have everyone's attention please?

Welcome.

You two love birds have a seat.

Well, we are so thankful to have you all here

for this Christmas romantic getaway.

I'm Lauren.

I'm gonna be your moderator for this weekend.

And this is Preston Diggs, the COO of Diggs Advertising,

the company responsible for this amazing event.

So he's the one responsible.

Thank you, guys, for joining us this holiday weekend.

It is going to be a pleasure.

Our slogan is "More than just a friend for Christmas", huh?

All right now.

More than just a friend, more.

Oh, yes.

Well, now would be a great time

for the couples to introduce themselves.

Let's start over here.

Hi, I'm Mary.

And I'm Frank.

And we lost our spouses a few years back,

but we found each other on Rebound2Love.

And we've been having a blast,

chatting and flirting online ever since.

I'm Claude.

Hey, I'm Stephen.

We've both been married before.

And both of her husbands turned out to be lying,

cheating jerks.

And we both just sort of gave up hope

for ever finding love again when we both got turned on

to Rebounded2Love.com.

We sound like a freaking infomercial.

All right.

Hello, I'm Raven.

I split up with my fiance a few months ago,

and no matter how hard I tried,

I just could not get back into the dating scene.

Thought I was gonna have to spend Christmas alone,

and then someone told me about Rebound2Love

and that's how I met Miles.

He is such a breath of fresh air.

I mean, this is our first time meeting in person,

but he is way more amazing than I ever could have imagined.

I love to laugh, and this man keeps me in stitches.

What?

You better stop it, but keep going.

Anyway, best of all, we both really love Christmas.

Well, isn't she the most beautiful thing you've ever seen?

Come on, give me a round applause for that, yes.

Now, the scientific name for a raven is Corvus corax.

Now, it's often associated with a bad omen,

but it truly represents prophecy and insight.

Miles is just so smart.

Well, I'm currently in the middle of splitting up

with my soon-to-be ex-fiance.

And to be totally honest, I really don't know why.

But I will say that I had given up

on thinking I could find a woman

that I could laugh with, talk with.

I had really given up.

So let me say this,

I am very thankful to be here this Christmas weekend,

but even more thankful that I met you, Raven.

Aww.

So sweet.

Wow, Raven and Melvin, that was just moving.

I'm invested.

Thank you, Lucretia.

Corpus Christi, huh?

That's wonderful.

We're so happy to have you all here.

Thank you so much.

Welcome.

We've got some really great events planned

for you this weekend.

Yes, yes!

You guys are in for a holiday treat.

For decades,

people have come from around Louisiana

to witness Ms. Ramona's Christmas Lighting Ceremony.

And legend has it that people have been known

to fall completely in love at this beautiful celebration.

All right, 10...

9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1!

Ah, man.

This is the most beautiful thing I've ever seen.

Yeah.

What's wrong with you, babe?

I'm just so happy I finally found someone

to share Christmas with again.

So how you doing, Lauren?

I'm good, good.

I think the weekend will be a success for the campaign.

Good, good, nice.

But I'm not talking about the campaign.

I'm talking about you.

How is Lauren doing?

You seem just a little distracted.

I'm okay.

It's just my ex-fiance has been getting to me

and I was hoping this Christmas weekend would be an escape.

Well, I suspect that it would be exactly that.

I suspect you're right.

Now, as host of the weekend,

I believe that we should lead by example,

which means we should participate in all the activities.

Agreed, I agree.

But we must maintain an air of professionalism.

Yes, an air of professionalism.

You know, I think now will be a great time

for our mistletoe hunt.

All right, the rules to this game are simple.

There are 10 mistletoe hiding in the lobby.

Whoever finds the most

and shares the most kisses first wins.

Think I'm gonna like this game.

I thought you might.

So are you and Preston competing?

Yeah, we are actually.

We have Ms. Ramona's staff hide them for us,

so we are going to find them and kiss as well.

Oh, well, are you two dating?

Well, if you aren't, you should be.

You make a good looking couple.

Ooh, yeah, you could say that again.

Right!

Thank you, Claude and Mary.

No, we're just loyal coworkers,

and we're really committed

to providing an exemplary experience to all of you

and our clients.

On your mark, get set, mistletoe!

I guess we should go too.

Look what we've got here.

Our first mistletoe!

Look what I found!

That means me and Raven must kiss.

Aww.

Found another one!

Oh, look what I found.

♪ And a partridge in a pear tree ♪

♪ And a partridge in a pear tree ♪

We found the 6th!

We found the 6th!

It looks like Stephen and Claude are our winners.

Oh, Frank!

Come on, Frank.

You got...

Well, do you wanna dance?

We said we'd lead by example.

Oh, Lauren, I don't dance.

I mean, I'm not much of a dancer either.

I have two left feet, but maybe you got two right ones?

We can pair 'em up.

As I said, I don't dance.

Pow!

Okay, okay, okay.

Go Miles, go Miles, go Miles, go Miles, go Miles!

Go, go, go, go!

Go Miles!

Go Miles!

Go Miles!

Go Miles!

Good job.

Great job.

Well, I guess we better get a good night's rest.

Yeah, yeah, it's another big day tomorrow.

Well, everyone really seems to be enjoying themselves.

Good job on this trip, Lauren.

I mean, you saw something in me

that I didn't even see myself, so.

Anyway, guess this is goodnight.

I guess it is.

Hey, Lauren, may I ask you a question?

Mm-hmm.

Do you think we should take more pictures tomorrow

to post on the site?

Mm-hmm.

Good.

That's a good idea.

Good, good, good.

Because I really think that it would peak even more interest

in our campaign, Lauren.

Yeah, sure, that's great.

Now, remember our slogan,

"More than just a friend for Christmas", huh?

I know.

I love it.

Okay.

Don't judge me.

I'm an adult,

and I'm gonna do some adult things,

like tell Preston how I feel.

I'm gonna knock on that door

and I'm gonna just tell him, okay?

'Cause I'm a grownup, right?

And this goes here.

That goes there.

These up here and okay.

Mm-hmm.

Bastard!

Miles right outside my door.

Classy, classy.

You know, I have to admit Miles.

I like you more than I anticipated.

I feel like a wild animal around you.

Oh, well, I am a veterinarian technician.

- Raar. - Raar.

Excuse me.

I'm so sorry.

Did I interrupt someone?

Not at all.

Miles was just walking me to my door.

Oh, my gosh.

You are such a gentleman, Mickey.

I didn't even...

I hate that I ruined that moment for you guys.

I just wanted to get some ice.

Raven, I gotta tell you though, girl.

You can cut a rug.

Well, thank you.

You know, my parents put me in ballet when I was younger.

I guess it kind of paid off.

Fascinating.

Thanks.

You know, why don't you tell me more about that?

Will you come with me to get some ice?

I would love to.

Absolutely, girl!

So you was pirouetting.

Preston and I are so happy

that you all are enjoying your experiences

on this Christmas Eve.

We hope you'll spread your testimony

about how Rebound2Love.com has enhanced your Christmases

and your life.

Oh, absolutely.

Rebound2Love knows how to turn it up!

Thank you, Claude.

Thank you.

Speaking of, we thought that as we enter this Christmas Eve,

we will participate

in Ms. Ramona's annual Run With the Santas.

Running With the Santas?

I'm so glad you all decided to participate.

Running With the Santas is a Ms. Ramona's tradition.

The rules are simple.

Whoever makes it to the finish line first

in their Christmas costume

wins a private Cajun Christmas buffet

with Ms. Pomona's personal chef.

Yeah, let's wrap it up for that.

All right, so let's bring it home

for Rebound2Love.com today.

Everybody warm up, stretch.

Frank, all right, take it easy.

Watch that back, okay.

So Preston, are you a runner?

I guess you could say that.

I lettered in track in college

and I run a marathon every year.

Oh, wow.

That's so impressive.

It's imperative that we lead by example, Lauren.

We must maintain the integrity

and the credibility of Diggs Advertising.

And in doing that,

I believe in taking life seriously

and living by the winner's code.

I agree 100%.

I also want to live by the winner's code.

You got that framed on your office, right?

And let us be guided by it.

Well, my phone could route the quickest path

to the finish line.

I like that.

That's resourceful, Lauren.

You gonna try to keep up?

Oh, yeah.

I'll do my best.

Besides, I gotta beat Miles.

Huh?

What do you mean?

I had my miles per hour best.

You know, I'm my own competition.

Gotta beat who I was yesterday.

Winners code.

Winners code.

I like that, Lauren.

Yeah, I know.

Winners code.

I'm ready for you, baby.

That's what you want?

That's what you want?

You know about Rudolph, the red nose reindeer.

Oh, you gonna stare off.

That's what you want.

I know what you're looking at?

You're looking at me in front of you.

My dust is between this and that.

What I want.

It looks like we're gonna win.

Hey, which way does your GPS to go?

Um, straight.

Winner's code!

Winner's code!

Winner's code!

Where are Lauren and Preston?

I don't know.

Maybe they got lost.

Maybe they stopped at the mo.

I hope they didn't make a wrong turn.

There was some neighborhoods

on the way in you don't want to get caught in.

No, no, that's real.

Do you have any idea where we are?

This street wasn't on the travel brochure

and my GPS isn't working.

What do you wanna do?

Let's just keep moving.

Get up too.

We're trying to act like they ain't nailed me.

I'm not sure.

Get behind me, mama.

I'm gonna take care of 'em

like I take care of those difficult clients.

Hey, gentlemen, maybe we can talk this thing through, right?

Give me the wallet.

You know, since we were engaged in a race,

I seemed to have forgotten my wallet.

So if you just let us just go straight on through,

it'll be a...

What do you mean you don't got my wallet, rich boy.

You better give me something.

Uh, hey, please let us go.

We really don't have anything.

We've been running and running-

Oh, you for damn sure got something, Shawty.

Oh, no, it's not my...

Hey, hey, wait.

Just let us go, okay?

And I promise you, on my good name,

I will bring you guys some money back.

Forget the money, we want the honey.

No, no...

What's up, homeboy?

What's up?

What's up?

Who are you?

What you don't know, homie?

I'm Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer.

These are my peeps y'all sliding on.

And trust me, youngins.

Y'all no smoke Rudolph.

You must be crazy.

Who you think you talking to, huh?

Huh?

I'm in the middle of the hood with a reindeer outfit on.

You damn right I'm crazy.

Now the question is, are you?

No, naw.

Come on, man.

Let's get up.

Yeah, you better run!

I am truly impressed myself.

Thank you!

Ah, no worries, Preston.

How'd you know to come looking for us?

Well, when I saw y'all missing,

I heard these hoods is pretty rough.

So I figured you may need my help.

It's quite a hero of you to come look

for two strangers like that.

And you packed quite a punch, man!

Well, Preston,

this wasn't anything you wouldn't have done, you know?

I saw you step in front of those guys.

You had it under control.

No problem.

You're welcome.

♪ I just fell in love again.

Then, the llama said, "Where's my mama?"

Lauren.

Earth to Lauren.

Sorry, I'm just watching all this love blossom.

It's so beautiful.

I agree.

Oh, speaking of gratitude,

I just had the staff send Miles

and Raven their finest bottle of champagne.

Oh, wow.

You know, in gratitude for what Miles did today.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

That was brave.

You know what, Preston?

I apologize.

I should be focusing on you.

Can I ask you a personal question?

How personal?

Why are you still single?

That's a good question.

I believe in love, but love don't believe in me.

What's that mean?

Well, I was engaged twice,

and my first fiance turned out to be a gold digger

and the second one had commitment issues.

I'm sorry you had to go through that.

Yeah, so was I.

And you know, after that,

I promised myself that I will never love again.

And then, I realized I was cutting off my nose

to spite my face.

But you know what they say, right?

You have to go through a few doves to find the real thing.

Aint that the truth?

All right, you know, maybe I don't need anymore champagne.

I got it, I got it.

Thank you.

Hey, how about we don't make a habit of it?

Yeah, yeah, that's a good idea.

You know what?

You said something that resonated with me earlier.

What did I say?

You said you wanted a friend, but more than just a friend,

and I think I want that too.

Well, it's my turn for a question.

Shoot.

Why did you and your ex-fiance split up?

So small talk?

Yeah.

To be honest, he was immature, downright silly.

And I want someone who is serious-minded,

ambitious, strong, goal-oriented.

I like to laugh.

I just think you gotta be able to do more than tell jokes.

You know, I wanna build an empire with someone,

someone that lives by the winner's code.

Unfortunately, not everyone takes their life seriously,

you know?

♪ Ain't no chimneys where I live ♪

♪ Ain't no reindeers flying here ♪

♪ We keep cookies for ourselves ♪

♪ Let me make this very clear

♪ We'd be keeping Santa's presents ♪

♪ Santa's heart be filled with cheer ♪

♪ We was woke, while he was creeping ♪

♪ We don't sleep this time of year ♪

♪ Old Saint Nick, he got bad luck ♪

♪ We hear the sleigh got stuck

♪ Reindeers playing lots of reindeer games ♪

♪ A whole lot of snow

♪ A whole lot of rain

Hey, Mary and Frank are really into it, huh?

Yep, they're super into it look, yeah.

Lauren.

Hmm?

Are you having a good time?

Great.

I'm just a little distracted.

Lot of lights.

Well, is there anything I can do to help?

You know, would you wanna karaoke?

Lauren, karaoke is an embarrassment.

It's not part of the winner's code.

See winners, we carry ourselves with dignity, right?

Mm-hmm, you're right.

Yep, you are right.

Thanks for keeping me on track.

You know what?

That was such a heroic thing you did today, Miles.

I have to admit, it got me really aroused.

♪ I couldn't imagine Christmas without you, babe ♪

♪ Just thinking about it got my heart wanting to break ♪

♪ You see that I've never experienced loneliness this day ♪

♪ Prevent it from ever happening, I pray ♪

♪ I praise and then there's arms open around you ♪

♪ I wished upon a star and you came ♪

♪ So I'll never doubt that this time of year's ♪

♪ For family and fiends

♪ That special woman or man

♪ Give love and magic happening a chance ♪

♪ Never gonna be alone for Christmas ♪

♪ Never gonna be alone

♪ Never gonna be alone for Christmas ♪

♪ Never gonna be alone

♪ Never gonna be alone for Christmas ♪

♪ Never gonna be alone

♪ Never gonna be alone for Christmas ♪

♪ Never gonna be alone

Well, I didn't expect that out of you, Lauren.

Did you and Miles plan that?

We've had some time to rehearse it.

You know, Preston there's actually something I need

to tell you.

What's that?

Miles is my ex-fiance.

Excuse me.

Miles is my ex-fiance.

No, no, no, no.

I heard you the first time.

Why would you invite him on this trip

with another woman, Lauren?

I didn't, and I didn't.

Completely randomly, they both were contest winners,

and I asked him to leave and he refused to budge.

I think he's staying to spite me.

So you and your ex-fiance end up on a romantic getaway.

What kind of coincidence is that?

I'm sorry, Preston, and I know it's very unprofessional.

I mean, it's not your fault, right?

Things happen.

Well, there's something else I've been meaning

to tell you as well.

Oh.

It's not a bad thing, at least it shouldn't be.

I hope it's not.

Okay.

I've been having a crush on you for a while now,

and I did not know how to approach you,

given everything that I'm going through.

And I don't know my ex-fiance being here, it's awkward.

But I really do think that we could take this opportunity

to get to know each other.

I feel like we have a lot in common.

Well, I guess I have a confession too.

Oh.

I'm having a crush on you too, Lauren.

You have?

I have.

But you know,

considering my position at the advertising firm

and wanting to maintain a professionalism,

and my dad always warned me about getting romantic

with the coworkers.

So did my mom.

But she was once my dad's secretary.

So where does that leave us?

Well, we both say we want more than just a friend

for Christmas, right?

But I have to be honest with you,

I'm not the biggest Christmas fan,

but I am looking for a serious life partner.

You know, someone that I can build an empire with.

Preston, I'm looking for someone

to build an empire with too.

But she has to be serious and live by the winner's code.

It sounds like we want a lot of the same things, so...

So, you wanna give this a try?

Absolutely.

Okay.

Oh, excuse me.

I'll have a heavily-spiked eggnog, please.

Oh, sorry.

Two heavily-spiked...

I just...

Hold on, sir.

We can't build an empire while you're intoxicated.

I got this.

Sir, can we get two peppermint teas?

Just keeping us on track.

Winner's code.

You know, if we're gonna build an empire together,

there's gonna have

to be a few things you change about yourself.

You mean I change...

Oh, thank you.

Like the clumsiness, it has to go.

Yep, yeah.

It's not cute at my age.

Merry Christmas Eve.

Merry Christmas Eve.

Heavily-spiked eggnog.

No thanks.

I don't drink anymore.

What you mean you don't drink no more?

Look it's spiked eggnog.

It's Christmas Eve.

I know.

Will you just respect my decision, Miles?

Okay.

Take a seat.

Thank you for the duet.

I have not done karaoke in months.

Thanks for saving us earlier.

Don't mention it.

I didn't know you had such a tough side.

Yeah, I can be pretty serious when I need to be.

Where's your girlfriend?

Chorvus corax?

Here we go, okay.

First off, that is not my girlfriend.

She is in her room taking a nap.

Well, where's your little boyfriend at?

Preston and I's relationship is none of your business.

Oh, so you can ask about my relationship,

but I can't ask about yours?

Well, unlike you and Raven,

I haven't gotten my groove on this weekend.

Oh, well, Raven and I have not gotten our groove on.

But what about you?

How has your weekend gone business-wise?

Better than expected.

What about yours, contest winner?

How's your Christmas weekend going?

Oh, I'm having a great time.

I bet.

You know what this weekend reminds me of?

You remember Maui?

Oh gosh.

How could I forget?

That family reunion,

walking in on us getting it in in the pool.

I can still see the look on granny's face.

Mm-hmm.

We had some fun.

Yeah, always knew how to make me laugh.

I love making you laugh.

And I love to laugh, Miles, just not all the time.

Yeah, I know.

I'm a humorous man, and I always have been.

Some of it is just who I am.

Now, I gotta admit that I thought

that's what you loved about me.

And now, I may have poured it on a little thick.

You think?

I admit that maybe I let it bother me more

than it should have.

Dina says I've been uptight lately.

Oh, I concur.

Okay, hush.

Did I ever tell you that I took your advice?

What advice?

I have been a veterinarian technician for way too long.

It's time for me to go all the way

and become a full-fledged veterinarian.

I talked to Dr. Clark.

He's put me in a program

and he's even helped me finance a van

for free mobile pet care for low-income families,

like Champ.

Congratulations, Miles.

That was your dream all along.

I'm proud of you.

Well, it was your idea, so thank you, Lauren.

I never dreamed it would get this far.

Here we are at Ms. Ramona's Christmas

and we're not together.

Damn shame.

But this is the first time we've talked seriously

in a long time.

Let's get real, Miles.

This is the most we've ever talked seriously.

See, I told you I could be serious.

I just want you to be happy, Lauren.

I want you to be happy too, Miles.

What the hell, yeah.

I'm gonna do it.

I'm gonna do it.

- To Christmas. - To Christmas.

Mm, it's good.

That's, okay.

What, you trying to get me drunk?

Oh, lit like a Christmas tree.

Let's go for a walk.

I apologize for not being serious more

in our conversations.

Well, I guess I'm sorry for getting uptight about it all.

Yellow tape down the middle of the house was a bit extreme.

Yeah, it was a bit extreme.

You was really tripping on that one.

Just a little bit.

But you know what I didn't do?

I didn't start an online affair.

- I didn't do that. - Oh, oh,

do not go there.

Do not go there.

I mean, listen, I'm not placing blame, pointing fingers,

but I am saying, out of everyone standing here,

one of us started online affair, the other one didn't.

Oh, well, one of us standing here broke up with me

and left me alone on Christmas.

And you are behind all of this.

This is your campaign.

Yeah, see that's my point.

I'm here for work.

You know, you want to make a genuine connection

with Raven Claw.

Hiding behind work.

That's what we're doing now.

Well, I'm working.

Am I not?

Well, Houdini you are.

So how's things with that...

She's lovely.

Oh, Miles, Miles, you keep me in stitches!

You're not that funny.

Oh, what about your boy Preston, huh?

More than a friend for Christmas.

I don't understand who that was.

- What's that about? - What was that?

That was your man.

Some cheap radio ad.

Walking like a nutcracker.

No, he has good posture.

You wouldn't know about that

because you don't have as much polish as he does,

and that's why you hate him.

Oh, I don't have polish.

Oh, okay.

Oh, you know what?

You're just mad 'cause Raven can appreciate a man

with impeccable comedic timing.

It's quick timing.

I don't know if it's impeccable.

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

When it's not right, you gotta get out quick.

Well, I don't know why you would get in there.

I know that now.

Oh, you know, Preston lives by a winner's code.

Would you know anything about a winner's code?

Oh, no, no, no.

Well, Raven lives by a fun code.

Something you

- know nothing about. - Oh, so fun.

You're right,

'cause all the time we spent together

just sucked it all right out of me.

Oh, that's what I did.

You know what I'm realizing, in this moment, again,

that I don't wanna spend Christmas with you.

Well, I am happiest

that we're not spending Christmas together.

Matter of fact,

I will never spend Christmas with you ever again.

Can I get that in writing?

You promise?

Oh, I'd sign it in blood.

Good.

- Better. - Best.

Magnificent!

- Splendid. - My pleasure.

Hmm, mine more.

I guess I wasn't dreaming.

Did we...

Did we do what I think we did?

Uh, yeah,

we definitely exchanged and unwrapped some gifts last night.

- Merry Christmas. - Merry Christmas.

So where do we go from here?

I don't know.

Maybe we're like recovering addicts, one day at a time.

I don't know.

You know this is not a good time.

The jokes.

You're right.

I'm sorry.

Gosh, I shouldn't have done that.

We should not have done that.

Well, I don't know.

Man, it felt sort of right to me.

I love you.

Now, I like Raven a lot,

but I'm still in love with you, Lauren.

Miles, I still love you too, at least I think I do.

But this was still wrong.

I told Preston I'd see where things-

Who's that?

Okay, okay.

Oh, you gotta go.

It's Preston.

Get in the closet.

I'm a grown man.

Don't tell me how to feel...

Okay.

Uh, coming!

Coming.

- Merry Christmas. - Merry Christmas.

I came by looking for you last night.

Where were you?

I was hanging out with Frank and Mary

and Stephen and Claude.

And I came back here and I just knocked out.

I must've accidentally turned my phone off.

And once I'm asleep,

there's no amount of knocking that's gonna wake me up.

I'm just...

Lauren, it's okay.

I understand.

But if we're gonna build an empire together,

we have to hold each other accountable, right?

Right.

Well, get dressed.

We're gonna go grab a Cajun Christmas breakfast

and get our contestants filled with the Christmas spirit

because tonight, tonight, climaxes the trip, okay?

Okay, yeah.

Just give me a moment and I'll get tidied up

and I'll be out there momentarily.

I just need like...

- I don't know. - 15 minutes.

15 minutes is all I need, 'cause winner's code.

Winner's code.

Okay.

You can come out now.

I wish you the best.

You ain't gotta worry about me no more.

Merry Christmas.

Merry Christmas, Miles.

Oh, I think I've had one too many.

Lauren, I just want you to know how honored I am

to have you on my arm this Christmas.

And I foresee an amazing future with you.

Me too.

You look so pretty.

Thank you.

Okay, hold tight.

I'm gonna check on the contest winners,

make sure they're having a good time.

That's what it's all about.

You got it.

Winner's code.

♪ So much better than the year before ♪

Oh, black Santa, I sure could use some Christmas magic.

Christmas is all about magic, sweetheart.

No.

Santa?

No.

It's Ms. Ramona.

Wow, Ms. Ramona, what an honor.

Thank you.

My name's Lauren.

I know who you are.

You do?

I know all my guests,

and I know when they're not having a good time too.

So why do you need the magic of Christmas?

Well, Christmas is my favorite holiday

and I've never felt more alone this year.

I have some decisions to make and I don't know what to do.

Well, can I let you in on a little secret?

Please.

The magic of Christmas don't come from no Christmas.

It comes from inside of you.

It comes from love, real love.

Deep down, I know you know the things you have to do.

Life's too short to live without love.

You've gotta let the magic shine through you.

I'll try, thank you.

Merry Christmas.

Merry Christmas, Ms. Ramona.

Lauren, was that Ms. Ramona?

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

We just had a quick chat.

About what?

The magic of Christmas.

This is magical.

Merry Christmas.

Merry Christmas.

Merry Christmas.

This is quite the Christmas jam in here.

That it is.

This is one of the best Christmases I've ever had,

thanks to Miles.

Oh, definitely memorable.

Let's dance.

All right.

You know I don't dance.

Not even for me?

Um, Preston, we need to talk.

Look, Preston, I like you a lot,

and I admire your dedication to the winner's code,

and I want someone that I can build an empire with.

But I also want someone that I can laugh and joke with,

go on adventures with, dance badly with.

I'm gonna be honest with you.

I don't know what I want right now,

but I don't think I'm the woman for you

and I know I don't want this,

and I also don't think I should stay at the firm.

I think you're gonna find someone amazing

and you're gonna build an incredible empire,

just not with me.

I appreciate your honesty, Lauren.

And I hope that you find someone

that's gonna give you everything that you looking for.

I suspect you already have.

Still friends?

Still friends.

♪ My little daughter came running up and sat on my knee ♪

♪ She said, "Dad, I got a question for you" ♪

♪ I said, "What's on your mind?" ♪

♪ She said, "I'm not sure if Christmas dreams come true" ♪

♪ Thought about it for a minute ♪

♪ Turned to Tony Bennett, said, ♪

♪ "Love I think I know that they do" ♪

♪ She was asking me how I twirled her around. ♪

♪ I said, "Christmas brought me you" ♪

Thanks for the eggnog.

My pleasure.

Well, I just resigned from my job.

- Oh, did you? - Mm-hmm.

I was inspired by a mobile veterinarian service

- that services low-income pets. - Mm.

Ah, well, congratulations.

You deserve it.

Thank you, Miles.

Where's Raven?

Lovely Raven.

Well, since it's none of your business,

I ended it with Raven.

Seriously?

Seriously.

She laughs at all of your jokes.

Well, let me tell you something is more

to life than jokes, Lauren.

Yeah, you didn't know that?

I didn't know.

It's profound.

You're so deep.

I didn't...

Even though you and Preston are no longer co-workers,

what's up?

Why you not with him?

Because even though my separation from you was painful,

I realized that we, I, needed it.

Because now, I know with 100% certainty

that there is only one man I wanna build an empire with

or spend Christmas with.

Well, here's to the magic of Christmas.

To the magic of Christmas.

Merry Christmas, Ms. Ramona.

Merry Christmas, Preston and Raven.

I'm so glad y'all made that Christmas love connection.

It's all thanks to you, Lauren, Miles,

and the magic of Christmas.

And if me and Raven wasn't simultaneously rejected

last Christmas, we would've never made that love connection.

And Preston would've never had the opportunity

to teach me about the winner's code.

Well, it's the voodoo that it do Christmas time.

Hey, everybody,

the newlyweds are gonna have their first Christmas dance.

♪ Never gonna be alone for Christmas ♪

♪ Never gonna be alone

♪ Never gonna be alone for Christmas ♪

♪ Never gonna be alone

♪ Never gonna be alone for Christmas ♪

♪ Never gonna be alone

♪ Never gonna be alone for Christmas ♪

♪ Never gonna be alone

♪ Being in love is so beautiful ♪

♪ You can never ever stop playing in the snow ♪

You want a joke?

Okay.

What parts of our bodies do we only see on Christmas?

I don't know.

Our mistletoe.

I love you.

I love you more.

- Merry Christmas. - Christmas.

♪ Never gonna be alone for Christmas ♪

♪ Never gonna be alone for Christmas ♪

♪ Never gonna be alone

♪ Never gonna be alone for Christmas ♪

♪ Never gonna be alone

♪ Never gonna be alone for Christmas ♪

♪ Never gonna be alone

♪ Never gonna be alone for Christmas ♪

♪ Never gonna be alone

♪ Never gonna be alone for Christmas ♪

♪ Never gonna be alone

♪ Never gonna be alone for Christmas ♪

♪ Never gonna be alone

♪ Never gonna be alone for Christmas ♪

♪ Never gonna be alone

♪ Ain't no chimneys where I live ♪

♪ Ain't no reindeer flying here ♪

♪ We keep cookies for ourselves ♪

♪ Let me make this very clear

♪ We'd be taking Santa's presents ♪

♪ Santa's heart be filled with cheer ♪

♪ We was woke, while we was creeping ♪

♪ We don't sleep this time of year ♪

♪ Oh, Saint Nick, he had bad luck ♪

♪ He ate too much, the sleigh got stuck ♪

♪ The reindeer played a bunch of reindeer games ♪

♪ Instead of the snow, a whole lot of rain. ♪

♪ The roofs got slick for old Saint Nick ♪

♪ His boots wouldn't stick

♪ He tried but he slipped

♪ He slipped off the house

♪ So he tried through the back door ♪

♪ Dog trying to bite him

♪ This ain't what he asked for

♪ Come on, Christmas, the people, they need me ♪

♪ Otherwise, I gave coal trying to retrieve me ♪

♪ The Christmas spirits don't break, this ain't easy ♪

♪ The ones that see me at the mall don't believe me ♪

♪ My feet is wet and my stomach is steaming. ♪

♪ The food that's in the North Pole don't got seasoning ♪

♪ Mrs. Claus been mean for no reason ♪

♪ The elves won't help and they keep trying to leave me ♪

♪ Ain't no chimneys where I live ♪

♪ Ain't no reindeer flying here ♪

♪ We keep cookies for ourselves ♪

♪ Let me make this very clear

♪ We'd be taking Santa's presents ♪

♪ Santa's heart be filled with cheer ♪

♪ We was woke, while we was creeping ♪

♪ We don't sleep this time of year ♪

♪ Ain't no chimneys where I live ♪

♪ Ain't no reindeer flying here ♪

♪ We keep cookies for ourselves ♪

♪ Let me make this very clear

♪ We'd be taking Santa's presents ♪

♪ Santa's heart be filled with cheer ♪

♪ We was woke, while he was creeping ♪

♪ We don't sleep this time of year ♪

♪ Ain't no chimneys where I live ♪

♪ Ain't no reindeer flying here ♪

♪ We keep cookies for ourselves ♪

♪ Let me make this very clear

♪ We'd be taking Santa's presents ♪

♪ Santa's heart be filled with cheer ♪

♪ We was woke, while we was creeping ♪

♪ We don't sleep this time of year ♪