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[chill electronic music]

So, I was talking to Ellen today.

Did you know she was a gold star?

Who doesn't?

It's like the first words out of her mouth when she meets someone new.

"I'm a gold star, I've never touched a dick"

Yada, yada, yada.

Well, I didn't know.

She's never told me before.

It's probably because she knew you were

with a guy before we were together.

More than one.

Yeah, you were a slut.

Oh, come on.

Maybe 10 different guys ever.

It's not like you're going to have a boyfriend.

That's true.

I did like the dick.

[sighs]

You ever miss the dick?

I miss the fucking,

not the man-woman dynamic.

But, yeah...

a nice hard cock once in a while is nice.

It would be nice to share a cock with you.

You know, we can make that happen.

With who?

All our male friends are gay.

Well, there's that surfer guy in the building,

uh... Van.

I bet he'd be into it.

He really seems like the slut type.

Yeah, he's pretty cute.

But, like, how would we even go about that?

Just ask him, "Hey, you wanna fuck two of us, please?"

I mean, yeah, he's a guy.

I'm sure he'd be into it.

I mean, okay, I'm in it.

If you can pull it off, let's do it.

But you better not tell Ellen.

Are you kidding me?

Old five star Ellen would freak out if I told her.

Plus, we'd be banned from the girls club.

Oh, no.

Wow.

Nice.

Do we look all right?

Fucking amazing.

Yeah, you do.

Oh, my god!

Jesus.

Oh, shit.

So, are you two really lesbians?

[chuckles]

Yes, we are.

We both just thought that you looked

so delectable that we needed to give you a try.

A girl can miss cock, Van.

And we really appreciate you coming over to do this.

Oh, shit.

Okay.

So, uh, yeah, I don't, I just don't want to do anything wrong.

And, where, where do we even start?

Like this.

[moaning softly]

Oh, fuck!

Fuck!

Could we see your cock?

[Van] Yeah.

Oh, it's beautiful.

[Van] Oh, shit!

[moaning softly]

[Van groans]

[Lulu] You take it.

[Van] Oh, my god!

That's it.

[Van] Oh, my god!

[Van] Oh, shit!

[sucking]

[Van] Oh, my god!

[sucking]

[Van] Oh, fuck!

[sucking]

Yes!

[moaning]

Oh, shit!

Oh, my god!

[moaning].

Oh, wow.

[sucking]

[groaning]

[gagging]

[Van] Oh, yeah!

[Van] Oh, my god!

[moaning]

Oh, shit!

Yes! Yeah!

[choking]

[moaning]

[Van] Oh, fuck!

Oh, fuck!

Oh, my god!

Shit!

[sucking]

Oh, my god!

[moans]

[gagging]

[Van moans]

Fuck!

[kissing]

[Van] Oh, fuck!

[gagging]

[Jessie] Does that feel good?

That's so good.

Oh, shit!

[moaning]

[sucking and slurping]

[Lulu] She's so bad.

[kissing]

[moaning]

[sucking and slurping]

[Van] Fuck!

[Van] Oh, shit!

-Nice and wet. -[Van] God!

Oh, my god!

Oh, shit!

Oh, my god!

Oh, fuck!

[sucking and slurping]

Jesus!

[moaning]

Oh, my god!

[Van] Jesus.

Yeah!

[sucking]

Oh, fuck!

[moaning]

[sucking and slurping]

[Van] Oh, shit!

Oh, my god! It's so good.

[groaning]

Oh, fuck!

[kissing]

[Van] Fuck!

Oh, wow.

Oh, shit!

Fuck!

[groaning]

Oh, my god!

[moaning]

[sucking and slurping]

[gagging]

[kissing]

[moaning]

[gagging]

-Fuck! -[Lulu] Fuck!

Goddamn!

That's it, baby, take it all.

[Van] Oh, shit!

It's so hot seeing you take that cock.

Oh, my god!

[Van] Oh, shit!

Oh, yes!

[moaning]

[Van] Oh, my god!

[gagging]

[sucking and slurping]

[Van] Jesus.

[Van] Oh, my god!

[gagging]

[Van] Oh, wow.

[Van] Goddamn!

[gagging]

[groaning]

[sucking and slurping]

Fuck!

Fucking Jesus!

Oh, my god!

Wow.

Oh, my god!

[sucking and slurping]

[gagging]

Oh, fuck!

Oh, fuck!

Jesus.

[gagging]

Oh, my god!

Oh, fuck!

You want to ride him?

Yes, please.

Oh, my god! Yes, please!

Oh, fuck!

Oh, my god!

[moaning]

Right there, right there.

[moaning loudly]

[Van] Yeah!

Oh, fuck!

[moaning]

Wow.

It's so fucking good.

Oh, wow.

[moaning loudly]

Shit!

[Lulu] Oh, fuck!

-[Van] Oh, my god! Yes! -[Lulu] Oh, my god!

[Lulu] Oh, It's been so long since I got a dick inside me.

-[Van] Fuck! -[Lulu] Oh, my god!

[Van] You're so fucking tight.

[Lulu] Oh, I forgot how good it feels.

-[Van] Oh, just like that. -[Lulu] Just like that?

[Lulu] Oh, yes!

[Van] Oh, yes!

[moaning loudly]

Oh, yes!

[moaning]

-Oh, my god! -Gosh.

[moaning]

[Van] Fuck!

[moaning]

Shit!

[moaning]

Fuck!

Fuck! Fuck, yes!

-Yeah! -Oh, shit!

[moaning loudly]

Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck!

Oh, my god!

Oh, yes, yes, yes!

Oh, god!

[moaning]

Oh, nice and deep.

[moaning loudly]

Oh, yeah! That's it.

[moaning]

Fuck!

[moaning]

Shit!

Oh, fuck!

-Oh, please, please, please, please. -Jesus, god!

Yes, please!

[moaning]

Oh, fuck!

Oh, that's so fucking perfect.

[moaning]

Oh, fuck!

[Lulu] Oh, my god!

[moaning loudly]

Fuck!

[Lulu] Oh, my god!

[Van] Yeah!

-[Lulu] Yeah! -[Van] Oh, fuck!

[Lulu] Yes, yes, yes, yes!

[Van] Fuck!

[moaning]

[Van] Fuck!

[Van] Fuck!

[moaning]

-Yeah! -[Lulu] Oh, yes!

[Lulu] Suck my pussy off his cock.

[sucking]

-[Van] Oh, fuck! -Oh, put it back in.

[moaning]

[Van] Fuck!

Yeah!

-Oh, that's good. -[Van] Fuck!

-Oh, fuck! -[Van] Oh, Jesus Christ!

Oh, fuck!

[Van] That's so fucking good.

Yeah!

Yes, you are.

[moaning]

-[Van] Oh, shit! -Oh, yeah?

Spit on him.

[Van] Oh, yes!

[Van] Fuck!

[Van] Jesus!

[Van] Oh, my god!

[moaning]

Yes, yes, yes!

Yes, yes, yes, yes!

Oh, fuck!

[moaning loudly]

Oh, shit!

[moaning loudly]

[screaming]

Oh, shit!

-Oh, fuck! -Oh, fuck!

That feels so good.

Fuck, yeah!

Fuck!

-She sucks that dick good, huh? -Yeah, she does.

Fuck!

Oh, shit!

[chuckles]

Oh, shit!

-[Lulu] Your turn, baby. -Yes!

Fuck!

[Van] Oh, my god!

[Van] Oh, my god!

[Jessie] Oh, fuck!

[moaning]

[Jessie] Oh, fuck!

[moaning loudly]

[Lulu] Oh, you look so hot.

[Jessie] Oh, my god!

[moaning loudly]

[Van] Fuck!

-[Jessie] Fuck! -[Van] So good.

[Lulu] Oh, yes! Yeah!

[Jessie] Oh, my god! Fuck!

[Van] So fucking deep.

[Lulu] Yeah!

[Van] So hot.

[Van] Oh, shit!

Oh, yeah!

[Van] Oh, my god! That is so good.

Oh, put it back.

-[Van] Fuck! -Oh, shit! Fuck him.

Ride that fucking cock.

-Oh, my god! -[Van] Fuck!

Oh, that's it!

[moaning]

-[Van] Fuck! -Oh, my god!

[moaning loudly]

Fuck! You're so fucking deep.

Oh, my god!

-[moaning] -[Van] Oh, shit!

Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes!

Oh, fuck!

Fuck, yeah!

[Van] Oh, my god! That's so good.

That's so good.

[moaning and gasping]

-Oh, you're so sexy. -Oh, fuck!

[Van] Oh, my god!

[Van] So fucking hot.

Oh, she is.

[moaning]

Oh, my god! Yes! Fuck me!

Oh, fuck!

[moaning and gasping]

You're such a good girl.

-Oh, my god! -[Van] Oh, fuck!

[moaning and gasping]

-[Van] Oh, shit! -Oh, back in.

[Van] Yes, ma'am.

[Van] Oh, wow, Jesus!

It's so deep, it's so deep in you, baby.

Oh, fuck, yes, yes, yes!

-Yes! Yeah! -Yeah, yeah!

[moaning and gasping]

-Is that good? -Yeah!

He feels so fucking good.

-I know he does, baby. -Yeah!

Oh, you take that cock.

-Oh, my god! -[Van] It's so fucking good.

[moaning loudly]

-You're so sexy. -Oh, fuck, yes, yes!

[moaning]

[Van] Oh, my god!

[moaning and gasping]

[Jessie] Oh, fuck!

[Lulu] Oh, my god!

[Van] Oh, fuck!

[Van] Oh, right there.

Please, come here.

[Van] Oh, my god!

Oh, fuck!

[moaning]

[sucking]

Yes, baby!

[moaning]

[sucking]

[groaning]

Oh, shit!

Oh, fuck!

[moaning]

[Van] Oh, shit!

Fuck!

[moaning loudly]

[Jessie] Oh, yeah!

[moaning]

-[Jessie] Oh, that's so fucking hot. -Yeah! Yes! He is so good.

[Van] Just like that.

[Van] Fuck!

[Van] Oh, shit!

[sucking]

[moaning]

[Jessie] Oh, my pussy is so wet.

[Jessie] Yeah!

[Jessie] Oh, my god!

[sucking]

-[Van] Oh, my god! -[Jessie] Fuck!

[moaning]

Oh, my god!

[moaning]

[sucking]

Oh, fuck!

[moaning]

-Oh, fuck, fuck, fuck! Yeah! -Yeah! Cum on his dick.

Yes! Yeah!

[moaning]

[Van] Oh, shit!

-[Lulu] Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck! -Yeah!

[moaning loudly]

-[moaning] -[Van groaning]

[Van] That's it.

[moaning]

-[Van] Shit! -Fuck, yes! Right there.

[Van] Oh, yeah! Just like that.

[moaning]

-Oh, shit! -[Van] Fuck! That's good.

[Van] Yes!

[Van] Oh, yes!

[moaning]

[Lulu] Oh, fuck!

[moaning]

[Lulu] Oh, fuck!

[Van] Oh, shit!

[Van] That's it.

[moaning]

[Lulu] Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes!

[Lulu] Fuck, fuck, fuck!

[moaning loudly]

Oh, it's so good!

Oh, my god!

[moaning loudly]

[Van] Oh, shit!

Fuck!

Oh, fuck!

Oh, shit!

Oh, god!

[moaning and gasping]

Yes!

Yes!

[moaning]

Fuck!

[moaning and gasping]

Yes, yes, yes!

[whispers] That is so good.

[moaning loudly]

Fuck!

[moaning and gasping]

[whispers] Oh, fuck!

[moaning]

Oh, fuck!

Fuck me good!

[moaning]

Yes, yes, yes!

[moaning loudly]

Right there, right there.

Oh, my god!

[moaning]

Oh, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck!

Fuck, yeah!

[moaning]

-Oh, fuck! -Yeah!

[Van] Jesus.

[moaning]

[Van] Oh, my god!

[Van] That was so crazy.

[Van] Fuck, yeah!

Ah, let me taste it.

[Van] Yes, ma'am.

[Van] Fuck!

[sucking]

[Van] Jesus!

[sucking]

[Lulu] Oh, that's it.

[Van] Oh, my god!

-[Lulu] Fuck! -[Van] Fuck!

[Lulu] Oh, my god!

I want you to fuck me now.

[Van] Yeah!

-Oh, yeah? -[Van] Oh, yeah!

[Jessie] Oh, yeah!

[moaning]

[Jessie] Oh, fuck!

[moaning]

-[Lulu] Good pussy? -[Van] Um, fucking stupid.

[laughing]

[moaning]

[chuckles]

Yeah!

Oh, fuck!

Yeah! There you go.

[moaning]

-[Van] Just like that. -There we go.

[moaning]

[Van] That's it.

[Jessie] Oh, fuck!

You're so good.

[moaning]

[Van] That's it.

Oh, that's it. Yeah!

[moaning]

[Van] There it is. Oh, my god!

[moaning]

Yes!

[moaning]

-[Van] Wow. -[Jessie] Oh, my god!

[Van] Oh, yeah! Just like that.

[moaning]

[Jessie] Oh, fuck!

[Van] Goddamn!

[moaning loudly]

[Jessie] Oh, fuck! Right there, right there, right there.

[Jessie] Fuck! Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes!

[Jessie] Oh, I'm cumming, I'm cumming!

Oh, that's it! Cum on his cock, baby.

[moaning loudly]

[Jessie] Oh, my god!

[Van] Oh, shit!

[Van] That's it.

Yes, yes!

[moaning]

[Lulu] Fuck!

[moaning loudly]

[sucking]

[Van] Fuck, yeah!

[Van groans]

[moaning loudly]

[Van] Oh, shit!

[moaning]

[Lulu] Oh, that's it! Bounce on it, baby.

[moaning]

[Van] Oh, my god!

Oh, fuck, fuck, fuck!

Yeah!

[moaning loudly]

Fuck!

-[Jessie] Oh, fuck, yes! -Yes, yes!

[moaning loudly]

[Jessie] Oh, my god! Fuck!

[moaning]

[Van] Oh, fuck me. Jesus.

[moaning]

[Van] Oh, wow!

-Yeah! -[Jessie] Yes!

Yes!

[moaning]

[Van] Oh, yeah!

That's it.

[moaning]

[Jessie] Oh, fuck, yes!

Yeah!

[moaning loudly]

[Van] Oh, fuck!

[Jessie] Oh, fuck!

[Van] Fuck!

[Van] Oh, my god!

[Van] That was ridiculous.

[Van panting]

[Van] Oh, shit!

[Van] Oh, fuck!

[moaning]

[Van] Goddamn!

[Van groans]

[Van] Oh, my god!

[gagging]

[Van] Jesus.

[Van] Oh, fuck!

[Van] Oh, fuck!

You wanna fuck my girlfriend again?

Fuck, yeah!

[Van] Yeah!

[moaning]

[Van groaning]

[moaning loudly]

[Jessie] Oh, yeah!

[moaning]

[Lulu] [muffled] Oh, fuck!

Oh, fuck!

[moaning]

Oh, my god! Fuck!

[moaning]

[Jessie] Yeah!

[moaning]

[Jessie] Oh, fuck!

[moaning loudly]

[Van] Oh, shit!

[Jessie] Yeah!

[moaning loudly]

[Lulu] Fuck, fuck, fuck!

[moaning]

-[Jessie] Fuck! -Yeah!

[kissing]

[Van groans]

[moaning]

Fuck!

Oh, fuck!

[muffled] Oh, fuck!

[moaning]

[Jessie] Oh, fuck!

[moaning]

[moaning loudly]

[Jessie] Oh, my god!

[Van] Oh, shit!

[moaning and gasping]

[Van] Oh, fuck!

[moaning]

[spits]

[Van] Yeah!

-[Jessie] Oh, my god! Fuck yes! -[Van] Jesus!

-[moaning] -[Van groaning]

[moaning]

-Oh, fuck! -Oh, fuck!

[Van] Oh, yeah!

[moaning loudly]

Fuck!

Oh, shit!

Oh, my god! Fuck, yes!

[moaning]

Oh, fuck!

[Van] Oh, fuck!

[Van] Oh, shit!

Oh, my god! Fuck!

[moaning and gasping]

Fuck, yes, yes, yes!

-Oh, fuck! -Yeah!

-Hold her legs back. -Yeah?

[moaning]

[moaning loudly]

[Jessie] Yeah?

-[kissing] -[moaning]

[Van] Oh, shit!

[groaning]

[Van] Oh, shit!

-[Van] There we go. -Yeah!

Yes, yes! Fuck, yeah!

[moaning loudly]

Oh, fuck!

[moaning]

[Van] Oh, shit!

Oh, my god!

[moaning and panting]

[Van] Oh, yeah!

-Fuck! -[Van] Yeah!

[moaning loudly]

Yes, yes, yes!

Yes!

Oh, baby!

[moaning]

[Van] Fuck!

[moaning loudly]

[Van] Oh, fuck!

Yes! Yeah!

[moaning]

[Van] Oh, shit!

[moaning loudly]

Oh, fuck, fuck, fuck!

Oh, my god!

[moaning loudly]

Oh, you're gonna make me cum.

Yeah? Cum all over his dick.

-Cum all over this fucking dick. -Oh, please, please, please.

Oh, I'm almost there. Yes!

Fuck, fuck! I'm cumming, I'm cumming. Yes!

[Jessie] Yeah!

[screaming]

-Oh, yeah! -[Jessie] Oh, fuck, yes!

Yes!

[screaming]

[Van] Oh, shit!

[moaning]

Oh, god!

[moaning]

[kissing]

[moaning]

Oh, my god!

[Van] Oh, my god!

[moaning and gasping]

Oh, fuck!

Yes, yes!

Yeah!

Yeah!

[moaning and gasping]

-Fuck! -[Van] Goddamn!

-Oh, my god! -You're so fucking sexy.

Yes, yes!

You're sexy.

[chuckles]

[Van] Oh, my god!

[moaning loudly]

Yeah!

-Yes, yes, yes! -I love the way you fuck her.

Oh, god!

[moaning loudly]

Oh, yes, yes!

[Van] I'm so fucking close.

[moaning loudly]

Oh, fuck!

[moaning and gasping]

Yes!

Oh, god!

-You wanna cum on his dick again? -Yeah, yeah!

[moaning loudly]

Just, just like that.

Fuck!

Yes!

-Oh, I'm close, baby! -[Van] Oh, fuck!

Oh, fuck!

Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck!

Yes, yes, yes!

[screaming]

[Van grunting]

[kissing]

[Van] All right, I'm gonna cum.

-Oh, are you gonna cum for us? Please. -Yeah!

[Van] Where do you want it?

-Oh, I want you to cum on our faces. -Cum all over our pretty faces.

[moaning and gasping]

Yeah!

[Van] Here I come.

Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes!

[groaning]

-Yeah! -[Van] Yeah!

Yes, yes!

Oh, just like that.

[Van] Oh, fuck!

[Van groaning]

[Van] Oh, fuck!

[Van] Here it comes.

[Van] Oh, fuck!

[Van] Oh, shit!

[Van] Oh, fuck!

[Van groaning]

[Van] Jesus.

[Van] Oh, fuck me.

[Van] Goddamn!

[chuckles]

That was good.

Thanks for the cock, Van.

[chuckles]

Thank you, ladies.

[Van] God... damn!

Oh, what will Ellen think?

Oh, fuck!

[chuckles]

[electronic music]