Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated:
1
00:00:02,236 --> 00:00:04,238
[Glass shattering]
2
00:00:18,185 --> 00:00:20,020
[Bell ringing]
3
00:00:23,290 --> 00:00:24,458
Boner.
4
00:00:24,592 --> 00:00:25,627
[Laughter]
5
00:00:26,093 --> 00:00:27,494
Funny word.
6
00:00:27,996 --> 00:00:29,296
I wonder who made it up.
7
00:00:29,363 --> 00:00:32,197
Like, who was that first guy?
8
00:00:32,199 --> 00:00:34,167
To just say boner?
9
00:00:35,503 --> 00:00:38,305
If you think about it long
enough, you probably get one.
10
00:00:38,372 --> 00:00:40,274
I mean, I do.
11
00:00:43,210 --> 00:00:50,148
And it is so worth it when
you're alone just before you
12
00:00:50,150 --> 00:00:55,523
blow and everything else
in the world disappears.
13
00:00:55,723 --> 00:00:57,625
[Peaceful orchestra music]
14
00:00:59,059 --> 00:01:03,798
But the really great part is
what you don't think about
15
00:01:05,232 --> 00:01:08,335
all the crappy, boring shit
you have to do that you hate.
16
00:01:11,573 --> 00:01:12,572
[Knocking on door]
17
00:01:12,574 --> 00:01:13,741
In a minute.
18
00:01:25,587 --> 00:01:27,254
[Peaceful music continues]
19
00:01:37,665 --> 00:01:39,199
One, two.
20
00:01:40,535 --> 00:01:41,736
Hand me a rag, will you?
21
00:01:42,704 --> 00:01:44,237
[Dog barking]
22
00:01:45,272 --> 00:01:46,338
Light.
23
00:01:46,340 --> 00:01:49,107
And seriously, anything
is better than holding the
24
00:01:49,109 --> 00:01:52,080
fucking flashlight while dad
pretends to be a car mechanic.
25
00:01:52,780 --> 00:01:54,082
[Horn honking]
26
00:01:54,214 --> 00:01:56,249
Come on, Randy, let's go.
27
00:01:59,119 --> 00:02:00,253
Dad, do you think I could, uh.
28
00:02:01,254 --> 00:02:02,222
Go on.
29
00:02:02,389 --> 00:02:05,760
Get. Give me the
damn flashlight.
30
00:02:06,561 --> 00:02:09,564
You know, it's not all
driving around chasing girls.
31
00:02:10,230 --> 00:02:12,232
[Soft rock music]
32
00:02:14,602 --> 00:02:15,901
Kitty boys.
33
00:02:15,903 --> 00:02:17,536
That's us.
34
00:02:17,538 --> 00:02:20,740
So we got the name from this
legal brothel in Nevada, the
35
00:02:20,742 --> 00:02:21,909
kitty ranch.
36
00:02:21,976 --> 00:02:25,113
And I know you got to pay for
it, but no more virgin crap.
37
00:02:26,480 --> 00:02:31,483
Mark's my best friend, I
guess, but also a real dick.
38
00:02:31,485 --> 00:02:34,120
Which is why he calls me Dandy
Randy and shit, even though I'm
39
00:02:34,122 --> 00:02:35,320
not dandy.
40
00:02:35,322 --> 00:02:37,757
And going to the kitty ranch
will definitely prove I'm not,
41
00:02:37,759 --> 00:02:39,761
you know, dandy.
42
00:02:40,795 --> 00:02:43,929
And then there's Mark's friend
Samson, who knows everything
43
00:02:43,931 --> 00:02:44,897
about the kitty ranch.
44
00:02:44,899 --> 00:02:45,831
His older brother took him
45
00:02:45,833 --> 00:02:47,232
there last year
for his birthday.
46
00:02:47,234 --> 00:02:49,302
So he's the professional.
47
00:02:49,737 --> 00:02:52,571
Adam is also a,
you know, virgin.
48
00:02:52,573 --> 00:02:57,275
But he's also really smart,
like Genius, but no one can
49
00:02:57,277 --> 00:02:58,946
tell because he's
stoned all the time.
50
00:02:59,179 --> 00:03:00,946
He took this picture of us
so we could have something to
51
00:03:00,948 --> 00:03:02,617
remember when we got old.
52
00:03:02,750 --> 00:03:05,651
I mean, we couldn't take home
a souvenir from a whorehouse.
53
00:03:05,653 --> 00:03:06,854
You know what I mean?
54
00:03:07,254 --> 00:03:08,355
There, there.
55
00:03:09,791 --> 00:03:11,592
Let's fucking get laid.
56
00:03:13,594 --> 00:03:15,530
I came all over her face.
57
00:03:19,634 --> 00:03:20,935
[Clock ticking]
58
00:03:23,470 --> 00:03:25,303
Big basketball sized cities.
59
00:03:25,305 --> 00:03:26,839
Basket, basketball.
60
00:03:26,841 --> 00:03:27,940
Tit, titties.
61
00:03:27,942 --> 00:03:29,274
I love basketball.
62
00:03:29,276 --> 00:03:31,177
I caused a natural
disaster, bro.
63
00:03:31,179 --> 00:03:32,343
Hell, yeah.
64
00:03:32,345 --> 00:03:33,946
I mean, you're not gonna be
playing basketball with her.
65
00:03:33,948 --> 00:03:35,215
I could be.
66
00:03:36,551 --> 00:03:37,717
Oh, Jesus.
67
00:03:37,719 --> 00:03:42,788
I myself want a woman that
knows how to dress herself.
68
00:03:42,790 --> 00:03:45,725
Because then, you know,
I'm more attracted to that.
69
00:03:45,727 --> 00:03:47,893
And maybe she could give
me some fashion sense.
70
00:03:47,895 --> 00:03:49,831
Jesus fucking Christ, guys.
71
00:03:49,997 --> 00:03:51,697
Leave your dicks back
in kindergarten.
72
00:03:51,699 --> 00:03:53,532
It's like a candy
wrapper, right?
73
00:03:53,534 --> 00:03:53,999
When you look.
74
00:03:54,001 --> 00:03:55,201
At candy.
75
00:03:55,203 --> 00:03:56,669
You're not attracted to
what the candy looks like.
76
00:03:56,671 --> 00:03:57,737
Candy normally looks like shit.
77
00:03:57,739 --> 00:03:59,705
You're attracted
to the wrapper.
78
00:03:59,707 --> 00:04:00,873
Oh my God, dude.
79
00:04:00,875 --> 00:04:02,340
You're trying to
undress her, man.
80
00:04:02,342 --> 00:04:04,309
You're trying to get
her naked and nail her.
81
00:04:04,311 --> 00:04:06,881
Right, but I'm just kind of
thinking about more than that.
82
00:04:09,851 --> 00:04:11,219
[Rock music playing]
83
00:04:13,386 --> 00:04:15,320
Amway. Fucking rule.
84
00:04:15,322 --> 00:04:16,856
Sampson sells soap and
household
85
00:04:16,858 --> 00:04:18,256
products to the
neighborhood moms.
86
00:04:18,258 --> 00:04:22,327
253 Buck-a-rooney's
in one hour.
87
00:04:22,329 --> 00:04:23,829
He wants to be a
millionaire by 25.
88
00:04:23,831 --> 00:04:24,897
So I guess he's the guy to take
89
00:04:24,899 --> 00:04:26,165
charge of our
mission to get laid.
90
00:04:26,167 --> 00:04:29,434
All you got to do is get, like,
ten people to sign up, and then
91
00:04:29,436 --> 00:04:30,603
you step up to junior bronze.
92
00:04:30,605 --> 00:04:33,239
And that is where the money is.
93
00:04:33,241 --> 00:04:35,375
Here. It's yours.
94
00:04:35,843 --> 00:04:38,711
Rick Van Rich is a fucking
free market genius.
95
00:04:38,713 --> 00:04:40,047
He's fucking brilliant.
96
00:04:40,915 --> 00:04:43,015
Oh, and by the way, you might
97
00:04:43,017 --> 00:04:45,418
want to lose the
baby face, my friend.
98
00:04:45,520 --> 00:04:47,052
Flirting with the
customers is key.
99
00:04:47,054 --> 00:04:49,622
And while the housewives love a
100
00:04:49,624 --> 00:04:51,524
strong jawline,
you'll get there.
101
00:04:51,526 --> 00:04:52,758
But listen to that tape.
102
00:04:52,760 --> 00:04:54,392
I got a whole box full.
103
00:04:54,394 --> 00:04:57,464
A seriously mark, $60
gets you a starter kit.
104
00:04:57,565 --> 00:04:59,698
If I had 60 bucks I'd spend
it on some pussy.
105
00:04:59,700 --> 00:05:02,902
Fucking A. Now, that
is number one, boys.
106
00:05:02,904 --> 00:05:08,543
Okay. The good lord put pussy
on this earth to be banged.
107
00:05:08,643 --> 00:05:10,910
I hear that you boys need my
108
00:05:10,912 --> 00:05:14,414
wisdom on purchasing said pussy.
109
00:05:15,482 --> 00:05:17,883
Gotta get Randy here laid
before his dick falls off from
110
00:05:17,885 --> 00:05:18,818
lack of use.
111
00:05:18,820 --> 00:05:19,921
You won't get laid, huh?
112
00:05:20,054 --> 00:05:20,888
Yeah.
113
00:05:21,488 --> 00:05:22,924
I want some pussy.
114
00:05:23,591 --> 00:05:24,957
Hey, there's nothing
funny about
115
00:05:24,959 --> 00:05:26,324
a man wanting some pussy, Mark.
116
00:05:26,326 --> 00:05:29,628
- Yeah, but.
- I said there's nothing funny.
117
00:05:29,630 --> 00:05:30,598
All right.
118
00:05:31,431 --> 00:05:33,065
Okay, maybe I'll tag along.
119
00:05:33,067 --> 00:05:34,633
And not because I
need to pay for it.
120
00:05:34,635 --> 00:05:35,935
Because I got those bitches
121
00:05:35,937 --> 00:05:38,436
lining up begging
for my sweet dick.
122
00:05:38,438 --> 00:05:39,839
There's no room in
your bug, though.
123
00:05:39,841 --> 00:05:42,009
Randy's dad's got
a station wagon.
124
00:05:43,778 --> 00:05:47,648
Bitchin. Randy, my man,
we're gonna get you laid.
125
00:05:48,316 --> 00:05:50,084
[Cat meowing]
[Birds chirping]
126
00:05:52,119 --> 00:05:53,353
[Flute music]
127
00:06:18,012 --> 00:06:19,446
Almost done with homework?
128
00:06:19,981 --> 00:06:20,646
Almost.
129
00:06:20,648 --> 00:06:23,618
Hurry up. It's based 1999 time.
130
00:06:25,086 --> 00:06:30,691
3, 2, 1, 0.
All engine running.
131
00:06:30,892 --> 00:06:33,628
Liftoff! We have a liftoff.
132
00:06:37,497 --> 00:06:39,399
[Music continues]
133
00:06:46,406 --> 00:06:49,043
Open your textbooks
to page 85, please.
134
00:06:50,177 --> 00:06:51,078
All right.
135
00:06:51,178 --> 00:06:54,481
When an individual sperm.
136
00:07:05,159 --> 00:07:08,829
Mr. Randy Parker,
can you tell us?
137
00:07:11,198 --> 00:07:12,432
Uh.
138
00:07:13,935 --> 00:07:16,203
Can you repeat the
question, please?
139
00:07:16,837 --> 00:07:22,508
When an individual sperm
fertilizes an egg, what
140
00:07:22,510 --> 00:07:24,512
immediately happens to the egg?
141
00:07:24,679 --> 00:07:26,213
[Quiet chatter and
laughter from class]
142
00:07:27,782 --> 00:07:29,415
Let's focus people.
143
00:07:29,417 --> 00:07:31,786
Who has the answer for
Mr. Parker?
144
00:07:32,420 --> 00:07:34,687
Yes. Uh, new girl, miss, uh.
145
00:07:34,689 --> 00:07:35,554
Melissa.
146
00:07:35,556 --> 00:07:36,724
Yes. Go on.
147
00:07:36,791 --> 00:07:39,457
Okay. So the egg, like, shuts
so that all the other sperm
148
00:07:39,459 --> 00:07:40,025
can't get in.
149
00:07:40,027 --> 00:07:41,095
Exactly.
150
00:07:41,195 --> 00:07:43,097
- Dyke.
- Shut up, pussy face.
151
00:07:43,197 --> 00:07:44,196
Melissa!
152
00:07:44,198 --> 00:07:45,531
What about him?
153
00:07:45,533 --> 00:07:48,067
I will not have that kind
of language in my classroom.
154
00:07:48,069 --> 00:07:49,535
From a girl, you mean.
155
00:07:49,537 --> 00:07:50,938
Vice principal now?
156
00:07:51,906 --> 00:07:53,741
Not a good start, young lady.
157
00:07:54,442 --> 00:07:55,473
And it begins.
158
00:07:55,475 --> 00:07:57,611
And do something
about that hair.
159
00:07:57,745 --> 00:07:59,613
This is not Star Wars.
160
00:07:59,747 --> 00:08:00,881
[Laughter]
161
00:08:03,918 --> 00:08:05,953
Redemption time for Mr. Parker.
162
00:08:06,053 --> 00:08:09,223
Because you're
teetering on a solid D.
163
00:08:25,172 --> 00:08:26,071
It's Randy, right?
164
00:08:26,073 --> 00:08:27,639
Yeah. Yeah, Randy.
165
00:08:27,641 --> 00:08:29,944
Hi. um,
166
00:08:30,778 --> 00:08:32,745
uh. Melissa.
167
00:08:32,747 --> 00:08:34,013
Yeah, Melissa the dyke.
168
00:08:34,015 --> 00:08:36,615
Oh, but I'm not really a dyke.
169
00:08:36,617 --> 00:08:38,017
No. Yeah, I know.
170
00:08:38,019 --> 00:08:43,989
I, I didn't, I just I was
just making conversation.
171
00:08:43,991 --> 00:08:45,858
Ooh. Metamorphosis.
172
00:08:45,860 --> 00:08:47,161
How you liking it?
173
00:08:47,628 --> 00:08:49,795
I don't think I
quite understand it.
174
00:08:49,797 --> 00:08:50,765
Keep reading it.
175
00:08:50,831 --> 00:08:52,031
You will.
176
00:08:52,033 --> 00:08:55,134
Well, I have to have a book
report about it due next week.
177
00:08:55,136 --> 00:08:56,537
I could help.
178
00:08:56,937 --> 00:08:57,936
- Really?
- Yeah.
179
00:08:57,938 --> 00:08:59,038
Just come over to my place.
180
00:08:59,040 --> 00:09:01,040
You know where, uh, Saint
Mary's and Helen Lane cross?
181
00:09:01,042 --> 00:09:02,808
Yeah. That's literally, like,
down the street from me.
182
00:09:02,810 --> 00:09:05,046
Really? Give me your hand.
183
00:09:08,816 --> 00:09:10,551
Okay, okay. That tickles. Stop.
184
00:09:11,652 --> 00:09:14,055
Just come over any
time after four.
185
00:09:15,623 --> 00:09:16,190
Yeah. Okay.
186
00:09:18,292 --> 00:09:20,059
So here's the plan, boys.
187
00:09:20,061 --> 00:09:20,893
We're gonna throw a kegger
188
00:09:20,895 --> 00:09:24,165
party charge about
$5 each per head.
189
00:09:24,665 --> 00:09:27,066
That's enough to get us sucked
and fucked at the kitty ranch,
190
00:09:27,068 --> 00:09:28,002
don't you think?
191
00:09:28,035 --> 00:09:29,301
Yeah. Twice over.
192
00:09:29,303 --> 00:09:30,571
What do you think, Randy?
193
00:09:31,038 --> 00:09:32,339
Well, I, uh.
194
00:09:32,740 --> 00:09:35,174
Come on, dude, like, why
are you asking Randy, bro?
195
00:09:35,176 --> 00:09:37,142
He's just gonna be all
awkward at the party anyways.
196
00:09:37,144 --> 00:09:37,976
I don't know, he's.
197
00:09:37,978 --> 00:09:39,046
Fuck you, Mark.
198
00:09:39,146 --> 00:09:41,046
I'm gonna be fucking so
many more whores than you are.
199
00:09:41,048 --> 00:09:42,683
You know I love you, pal.
200
00:10:18,352 --> 00:10:19,218
[Laughs]
201
00:10:19,220 --> 00:10:22,121
Amazing. That was amazing.
202
00:10:22,123 --> 00:10:24,758
Yeah that's, that's
all I know so far.
203
00:10:24,859 --> 00:10:28,227
You know, you're a really
great cello player.
204
00:10:28,229 --> 00:10:29,730
- You know.
- Cellist.
205
00:10:29,930 --> 00:10:32,233
Right? Cellist.
206
00:10:32,766 --> 00:10:35,134
My friends and I are
throwing a party tonight.
207
00:10:35,136 --> 00:10:35,901
You should come.
208
00:10:35,903 --> 00:10:36,735
You know, we're
gonna have a keg.
209
00:10:36,737 --> 00:10:38,103
It's gonna be a kegger.
210
00:10:38,105 --> 00:10:39,306
I don't like beer.
211
00:10:39,740 --> 00:10:43,077
Well, maybe you
could come anyway.
212
00:10:45,246 --> 00:10:47,779
- Shit.
- What?
213
00:10:47,781 --> 00:10:48,914
I totally forgot.
214
00:10:48,916 --> 00:10:50,619
I have to go.
215
00:10:50,818 --> 00:10:51,783
Go where?
216
00:10:51,785 --> 00:10:55,787
I have tennis practice.
217
00:10:55,789 --> 00:10:56,891
Where's your racquet?
218
00:10:58,259 --> 00:10:59,760
I have to go.
219
00:10:59,827 --> 00:11:01,762
Hey, what about
your book report?
220
00:11:04,098 --> 00:11:05,634
[Orchestra music]
221
00:11:30,958 --> 00:11:32,793
Fuck, yeah, that's a kegger.
222
00:11:33,194 --> 00:11:34,159
Thanks, Luke.
223
00:11:34,161 --> 00:11:34,995
I owe you.
224
00:11:35,162 --> 00:11:35,794
Don't mention it.
225
00:11:35,796 --> 00:11:37,095
What are big brothers for?
226
00:11:37,097 --> 00:11:38,699
Hey, no charge to get in.
227
00:11:38,799 --> 00:11:39,700
Be there.
228
00:11:39,833 --> 00:11:40,799
I can't make it.
229
00:11:40,801 --> 00:11:42,469
- Business.
- Boring.
230
00:11:43,170 --> 00:11:44,705
You guys want some weed?
231
00:11:44,805 --> 00:11:45,806
Molly wolly.
232
00:11:46,140 --> 00:11:47,274
How much are we talking?
233
00:11:47,308 --> 00:11:48,342
40 for a lid.
234
00:11:49,210 --> 00:11:51,212
Dude, all I got is five bucks.
235
00:11:51,680 --> 00:11:52,880
What about you, little dude?
236
00:11:53,781 --> 00:11:54,715
You want some weed?
237
00:11:55,316 --> 00:11:56,685
I, uh.
238
00:11:58,219 --> 00:11:59,153
On me.
239
00:11:59,820 --> 00:12:02,223
Uh, thank you.
240
00:12:02,489 --> 00:12:04,358
Uh, what about me?
241
00:12:04,858 --> 00:12:06,160
That's the last.
242
00:12:06,393 --> 00:12:07,826
Hey, you guys share.
243
00:12:07,828 --> 00:12:09,830
Give me some money
when you got some.
244
00:12:09,863 --> 00:12:11,365
Better share, you fucker.
245
00:12:11,832 --> 00:12:12,900
Be nice.
246
00:12:13,033 --> 00:12:15,000
Alright, Please share.
247
00:12:15,002 --> 00:12:16,036
That's better.
248
00:12:17,137 --> 00:12:18,339
Catch you boys later.
249
00:12:21,408 --> 00:12:23,208
Whatever. I don't like
weed anyway.
250
00:12:23,210 --> 00:12:26,180
Yes, that's a wise
move there, Randy.
251
00:12:26,747 --> 00:12:29,381
Man, how can anyone hate
pot, you know?
252
00:12:29,383 --> 00:12:31,018
It makes me,
253
00:12:31,519 --> 00:12:33,320
- weird.
- Weird?
254
00:12:33,821 --> 00:12:35,020
It's a little late for that.
255
00:12:35,022 --> 00:12:36,021
[Loud music and laughter]
256
00:12:36,023 --> 00:12:36,924
All right.
257
00:12:39,426 --> 00:12:41,495
Uh, $5 kegs in the back.
258
00:12:54,041 --> 00:12:55,340
My party fuckers!
259
00:12:55,342 --> 00:12:56,944
Give me the fucking beer!
260
00:12:57,411 --> 00:12:59,046
[Laughter]
261
00:13:00,781 --> 00:13:02,449
[Music continues]
262
00:13:04,385 --> 00:13:06,253
This party fucking sucks.
263
00:13:09,056 --> 00:13:10,525
Can I have a beer?
264
00:13:12,893 --> 00:13:14,128
[Crickets]
265
00:13:16,463 --> 00:13:18,767
[Quiet soft rock]
266
00:13:25,774 --> 00:13:26,974
I better go home.
267
00:13:27,474 --> 00:13:28,475
It's a party.
268
00:13:29,877 --> 00:13:31,078
Gotta stay.
269
00:13:32,379 --> 00:13:33,914
Don't make me sit on you.
270
00:13:37,251 --> 00:13:38,385
You know something?
271
00:13:38,852 --> 00:13:41,055
You were my best friend.
272
00:13:42,256 --> 00:13:44,391
I'm such a fucker to
you, aren't I, Randy?
273
00:13:46,293 --> 00:13:48,962
There's no bottom
to this shit, man.
274
00:13:50,799 --> 00:13:53,934
Who the fuck am I?
275
00:13:55,169 --> 00:13:57,971
Who the fuck are you guys to me?
276
00:13:59,073 --> 00:14:01,442
Who the fuck are you
guys to you?
277
00:14:02,610 --> 00:14:04,144
Little dandy Randy.
278
00:14:05,412 --> 00:14:07,481
So I better shut up.
279
00:14:32,607 --> 00:14:35,876
[Indistinct drunk singing]
280
00:14:52,159 --> 00:14:53,360
I am so fucked up.
281
00:15:01,168 --> 00:15:02,302
[Screaming]
282
00:15:23,157 --> 00:15:25,660
Randy? Is that you?
283
00:15:27,428 --> 00:15:28,530
Yeah.
284
00:15:29,898 --> 00:15:31,365
How was the party?
285
00:15:33,066 --> 00:15:34,034
Okay.
286
00:15:34,702 --> 00:15:36,236
Is everything all right?
287
00:15:39,440 --> 00:15:40,374
Yeah.
288
00:15:41,008 --> 00:15:43,678
Did you tell your father
to turn down the TV?
289
00:15:44,011 --> 00:15:46,514
- Okay.
- Good night.
290
00:15:46,581 --> 00:15:47,948
Okay.
291
00:16:11,104 --> 00:16:12,574
[Screaming on TV continues]
292
00:16:34,428 --> 00:16:36,564
-What?
- Good morning.
293
00:16:37,632 --> 00:16:39,966
I bet you have a
really bad hangover.
294
00:16:39,968 --> 00:16:40,900
Oh, God.
295
00:16:40,902 --> 00:16:43,268
I heard Mark had a
kegger party last night.
296
00:16:43,270 --> 00:16:44,469
Yeah. So what?
297
00:16:44,471 --> 00:16:48,342
So Randy's got a hangover.
298
00:16:48,442 --> 00:16:49,107
Stop.
299
00:16:49,109 --> 00:16:50,776
Anne leave your brother alone.
300
00:16:50,778 --> 00:16:52,512
You're lucky she thinks
you're a goody goody.
301
00:16:52,514 --> 00:16:54,279
Please stop.
302
00:16:54,281 --> 00:16:57,517
So, was it like a makeout party?
303
00:16:57,519 --> 00:16:59,585
Like, did you kiss anyone?
304
00:16:59,587 --> 00:17:01,121
Why would I tell you?
305
00:17:01,623 --> 00:17:03,623
Oh, my God, you did!
306
00:17:03,625 --> 00:17:05,090
You kissed someone!
307
00:17:05,092 --> 00:17:06,024
What's her name?
308
00:17:06,026 --> 00:17:06,759
Do I know her?
309
00:17:06,761 --> 00:17:08,326
I could see if she likes you.
310
00:17:08,328 --> 00:17:09,662
Was it Donna?
311
00:17:09,664 --> 00:17:11,633
I bet it was Donna.
312
00:17:13,768 --> 00:17:15,635
I can seriously help you out.
313
00:17:15,637 --> 00:17:17,805
I'm really good at this stuff.
314
00:17:18,038 --> 00:17:19,306
Who's Donna?
315
00:17:20,642 --> 00:17:26,213
Oh, my God, you are such
a dorky, celibate priest.
316
00:17:33,621 --> 00:17:34,722
[Pan sizzling]
317
00:17:41,495 --> 00:17:42,396
Mom.
318
00:17:46,466 --> 00:17:47,535
[Laughing]
319
00:17:50,638 --> 00:17:51,739
Can I ask you a question?
320
00:17:52,040 --> 00:17:53,238
Mhm.
321
00:17:53,240 --> 00:17:59,210
So if, um, Darwin was right,
does that mean that Genesis is
322
00:17:59,212 --> 00:17:59,847
a myth?
323
00:18:00,748 --> 00:18:04,184
No. Genesis is in the Bible.
324
00:18:04,586 --> 00:18:06,353
Those are two separate things.
325
00:18:08,690 --> 00:18:10,324
Who told you it was a myth?
326
00:18:11,526 --> 00:18:12,527
No one told me that.
327
00:18:14,161 --> 00:18:15,093
I don't know. Nevermind.
328
00:18:15,095 --> 00:18:16,064
I just, uh.
329
00:18:16,496 --> 00:18:17,097
Yeah.
330
00:18:20,200 --> 00:18:21,368
Excuse me.
331
00:18:24,672 --> 00:18:27,172
Frank. You're getting
grease on the broccoli.
332
00:18:27,174 --> 00:18:28,676
It'll wash off.
333
00:18:28,710 --> 00:18:30,444
Am I right, Randy?
334
00:18:35,215 --> 00:18:36,549
I need you to help
me out in the garage.
335
00:18:36,551 --> 00:18:37,384
Okay?
336
00:18:37,885 --> 00:18:38,853
I um.
337
00:18:39,219 --> 00:18:40,886
I got a midterm, so I.
338
00:18:40,888 --> 00:18:42,387
Frank he's got homework.
339
00:18:42,389 --> 00:18:44,356
Yeah. These cars aren't
gonna fix themselves.
340
00:18:44,358 --> 00:18:46,124
I'm trying to teach
the kid something.
341
00:18:46,126 --> 00:18:47,127
Come on!
342
00:18:47,227 --> 00:18:48,696
Hup two soldier!
343
00:18:55,803 --> 00:18:56,738
Sorry.
344
00:18:58,138 --> 00:18:58,873
Fuck.
345
00:19:04,579 --> 00:19:05,613
Light.
346
00:19:06,581 --> 00:19:07,481
Sorry.
347
00:19:09,751 --> 00:19:11,619
- Dad.
- What?
348
00:19:13,420 --> 00:19:14,454
Can I, uh,
349
00:19:15,322 --> 00:19:17,257
borrow the station
wagon next weekend?
350
00:19:17,424 --> 00:19:18,225
Ah!
351
00:19:20,427 --> 00:19:21,294
Damn it!
352
00:19:24,932 --> 00:19:26,166
[Knocking on door]
353
00:19:31,639 --> 00:19:33,473
- What?
- Can I use the phone.
354
00:19:33,808 --> 00:19:35,442
What's in it for me?
355
00:19:36,678 --> 00:19:38,577
We're supposed to share.
356
00:19:38,579 --> 00:19:39,647
Remember?
357
00:19:46,319 --> 00:19:47,452
Ten minutes.
358
00:19:47,454 --> 00:19:48,790
Yeah, right.
359
00:19:52,794 --> 00:19:55,830
So we didn't make any money.
360
00:19:56,931 --> 00:19:58,298
Cut it out, Anne.
361
00:20:00,467 --> 00:20:03,803
Sorry. Anne's just
being a bitch.
362
00:20:03,805 --> 00:20:07,374
Man, she's looking so
fine these days.
363
00:20:07,809 --> 00:20:09,340
Oh, dude.
364
00:20:09,342 --> 00:20:10,678
Gross.
365
00:20:11,278 --> 00:20:12,714
You have no idea.
366
00:20:12,847 --> 00:20:14,682
You ask your dad about
the station wagon?
367
00:20:18,218 --> 00:20:19,453
Not yet.
368
00:20:20,320 --> 00:20:21,556
I will do it.
369
00:20:22,523 --> 00:20:24,692
Okay. It just has to
be perfect timing.
370
00:20:25,660 --> 00:20:27,494
So what's Samson's plan.
371
00:20:27,695 --> 00:20:28,994
He said he'd pay for us.
372
00:20:28,996 --> 00:20:31,231
We just got to make
all his deliveries.
373
00:20:31,866 --> 00:20:33,300
Deliveries?
374
00:20:35,203 --> 00:20:36,336
[Soft music]
375
00:20:45,513 --> 00:20:47,915
Well. Hello there.
376
00:20:48,015 --> 00:20:50,685
Hi. Uh, I'm, um.
377
00:20:50,852 --> 00:20:55,721
Randy. I'm here to complete
a delivery for Famway,
378
00:20:55,723 --> 00:20:57,923
delivery for, uh, Sampson Swift.
379
00:20:57,925 --> 00:21:00,360
Lillian, come here quick.
380
00:21:00,561 --> 00:21:03,495
It's just the cutest thing ever.
381
00:21:03,497 --> 00:21:05,231
I'm watching my show.
382
00:21:05,233 --> 00:21:09,334
There's a big load
of Famway soap here.
383
00:21:09,336 --> 00:21:10,905
Oh, is it Sampson?
384
00:21:11,005 --> 00:21:13,674
One of his minions.
385
00:21:13,775 --> 00:21:15,710
Is he pretty too?
386
00:21:15,743 --> 00:21:16,778
I don't know.
387
00:21:17,612 --> 00:21:21,015
Are you pretty?
Little kitty cat.
388
00:21:21,883 --> 00:21:24,552
Meow.
389
00:21:30,725 --> 00:21:31,893
Good work.
390
00:21:36,463 --> 00:21:38,599
Mr. Parker, your ship
is sinking.
391
00:21:43,571 --> 00:21:44,737
I heard at the.
392
00:21:44,739 --> 00:21:47,640
PTA meeting that the kids these
days are drinking beer and
393
00:21:47,642 --> 00:21:50,810
smoking pot and whatnot, and I
am not going to let that happen
394
00:21:50,812 --> 00:21:51,944
to my little teddy bear.
395
00:21:51,946 --> 00:21:53,413
So,
396
00:21:53,915 --> 00:21:56,483
some of the guys are going
backpacking next week.
397
00:21:57,919 --> 00:21:59,352
Do you think I could go?
398
00:21:59,587 --> 00:22:00,788
Yeah, I suppose.
399
00:22:01,589 --> 00:22:02,657
Just be careful.
400
00:22:05,059 --> 00:22:06,892
Think we could
take the station wagon?
401
00:22:06,894 --> 00:22:08,963
You're gonna have to ask
your father about that.
402
00:22:09,429 --> 00:22:11,630
Yeah, but don't don't
ask him tonight.
403
00:22:11,632 --> 00:22:12,430
He's working late.
404
00:22:12,432 --> 00:22:13,433
You know how.
405
00:22:13,768 --> 00:22:14,635
Yeah.
406
00:22:15,903 --> 00:22:16,771
Speak of the devil.
407
00:22:17,605 --> 00:22:18,438
Here, here.
408
00:22:19,006 --> 00:22:20,074
[Police siren]
409
00:22:25,613 --> 00:22:26,781
[Knocking on door]
410
00:22:28,783 --> 00:22:29,684
Yes.
411
00:22:29,851 --> 00:22:30,852
Hello, Mary.
412
00:22:31,652 --> 00:22:33,321
Oh, Bill.
413
00:22:33,888 --> 00:22:34,920
I didn't recognize you.
414
00:22:34,922 --> 00:22:36,023
The uniform.
415
00:22:36,123 --> 00:22:36,989
Oh, I know.
416
00:22:36,991 --> 00:22:38,326
It makes me look taller.
417
00:22:38,693 --> 00:22:39,291
Please come in.
418
00:22:39,293 --> 00:22:40,695
Can I get you some coffee?
419
00:22:40,928 --> 00:22:41,796
No, thanks.
420
00:22:43,764 --> 00:22:44,999
Hey, Randy.
421
00:22:46,000 --> 00:22:49,103
You remember Mr.
Barber from church?
422
00:22:49,537 --> 00:22:50,470
Hi.
423
00:22:52,472 --> 00:22:53,007
Can I speak to you?
424
00:22:54,008 --> 00:22:55,475
Randy, go to your room.
425
00:22:56,777 --> 00:22:57,810
But our show is not over yet.
426
00:22:57,812 --> 00:22:58,980
Now.
427
00:23:02,650 --> 00:23:03,182
One second.
428
00:23:03,184 --> 00:23:04,819
Thank you, thank you.
429
00:23:05,485 --> 00:23:06,486
Mhm.
430
00:23:08,022 --> 00:23:12,159
Uh, sorry to bother
you this time.
431
00:23:12,492 --> 00:23:18,163
Um, we had a run in with
Frank earlier, and he's okay.
432
00:23:18,165 --> 00:23:19,497
He just.
433
00:23:19,499 --> 00:23:22,001
He thought tonight would be
a good night to go swimming.
434
00:23:22,003 --> 00:23:27,675
And he went down at the
condominiums on fourth, and
435
00:23:27,909 --> 00:23:31,411
several condo tenants saw him
running around the pool area.
436
00:23:33,648 --> 00:23:34,682
Naked.
437
00:23:36,817 --> 00:23:38,185
He had a.
438
00:23:40,388 --> 00:23:41,656
Had an erection.
439
00:23:42,590 --> 00:23:44,657
And there was a four year old
440
00:23:44,659 --> 00:23:47,028
girl involved who
may need counseling.
441
00:23:50,531 --> 00:23:53,899
Apparently he parked in a red
zone and taken off his clothes
442
00:23:53,901 --> 00:23:55,034
and left him in the car.
443
00:23:55,036 --> 00:23:59,907
The vehicle was towed while
he was swimming, and, uh.
444
00:24:00,107 --> 00:24:02,041
Well, we found him an hour
445
00:24:02,043 --> 00:24:06,180
later, just hiding
in a dumpster.
446
00:24:06,714 --> 00:24:08,115
Oh my God.
447
00:24:09,183 --> 00:24:13,953
No. I pulled a couple strings,
and I got him outside in the
448
00:24:13,955 --> 00:24:14,956
squad car.
449
00:24:16,891 --> 00:24:17,858
Oh.
450
00:24:19,126 --> 00:24:23,431
Do you have a robe or something?
451
00:24:24,031 --> 00:24:25,599
Uh, yeah. Of course.
452
00:24:26,701 --> 00:24:27,702
Of course.
453
00:24:30,037 --> 00:24:31,772
[Chatter on TV]
454
00:24:36,577 --> 00:24:37,209
Will this do?
455
00:24:37,211 --> 00:24:38,478
Yes, yes.
456
00:24:38,779 --> 00:24:39,714
Thank you.
457
00:24:45,653 --> 00:24:47,121
[TV chatter]
458
00:24:59,967 --> 00:25:02,470
Now we need to hold on
to your driver's license.
459
00:25:02,570 --> 00:25:04,003
And the vehicle will remain
460
00:25:04,005 --> 00:25:06,105
impounded until you
talk to a judge.
461
00:25:06,107 --> 00:25:06,607
Yeah.
462
00:25:08,142 --> 00:25:09,276
What is that smell?
463
00:25:09,844 --> 00:25:11,178
I'm taking a shower.
464
00:25:15,483 --> 00:25:16,484
Move.
465
00:25:24,492 --> 00:25:25,190
Uh.
466
00:25:25,192 --> 00:25:26,091
Thank you.
467
00:25:26,093 --> 00:25:26,961
Yeah, yeah no problem.
468
00:25:27,261 --> 00:25:27,793
Yep.
469
00:25:27,795 --> 00:25:28,761
Good night.
470
00:25:28,763 --> 00:25:29,530
Thank you.
471
00:25:35,703 --> 00:25:36,804
You know how when
472
00:25:36,871 --> 00:25:40,973
something really freaky
happens, you kind of space out
473
00:25:40,975 --> 00:25:42,708
and think about
stupid, normal stuff?
474
00:25:42,710 --> 00:25:44,977
Like that girl with the
umbrella on the salt box.
475
00:25:44,979 --> 00:25:47,546
And on that box, there's a girl
with an umbrella holding a box
476
00:25:47,548 --> 00:25:49,650
of salt. And it just, you know,
kind of keeps going.
477
00:25:49,817 --> 00:25:52,521
Like mirrors in a barber shop.
478
00:26:01,295 --> 00:26:03,164
God damn it, Randy.
479
00:26:04,131 --> 00:26:05,164
Fucked up again, man.
480
00:26:05,166 --> 00:26:06,565
What the fuck do you mean?
481
00:26:06,567 --> 00:26:07,536
What am I supposed to do?
482
00:26:07,601 --> 00:26:11,538
My dad, he says there's
something wrong with the
483
00:26:11,540 --> 00:26:12,838
transmission or something.
484
00:26:12,840 --> 00:26:14,640
Well, how long is
that gonna take?
485
00:26:14,642 --> 00:26:15,843
You know my dad.
486
00:26:16,577 --> 00:26:18,312
Hey, look, it's Sampson.
487
00:26:19,548 --> 00:26:20,748
He'll know what to do.
488
00:26:20,848 --> 00:26:22,551
Oh praise God!
489
00:26:25,586 --> 00:26:26,685
What's going on, dudes?
490
00:26:26,687 --> 00:26:27,988
We're fucked man.
491
00:26:28,022 --> 00:26:31,192
Randy here doesn't
got the transpo.
492
00:26:31,358 --> 00:26:32,024
Oh, shit.
493
00:26:32,026 --> 00:26:32,991
It's just my dad.
494
00:26:32,993 --> 00:26:35,562
Okay. He's literally
taking the car apart.
495
00:26:35,564 --> 00:26:37,198
It's just in pieces
in the garage.
496
00:26:38,332 --> 00:26:39,064
All right, you know what?
497
00:26:39,066 --> 00:26:40,165
Say no more my boys.
498
00:26:40,167 --> 00:26:42,167
Okay. All problems
have a solution.
499
00:26:42,169 --> 00:26:43,368
Did he just call us his boys?
500
00:26:43,370 --> 00:26:45,704
So, plan B.
501
00:26:45,706 --> 00:26:49,208
Let's do some positive
visualization, okay.
502
00:26:49,210 --> 00:26:51,578
Power of positive thinking.
503
00:26:51,580 --> 00:26:52,713
Anybody ever read that?
504
00:26:52,880 --> 00:26:53,546
You should read that.
505
00:26:53,548 --> 00:26:55,049
Adam, you look kind of smart.
506
00:26:55,116 --> 00:26:55,916
Um.
507
00:26:56,183 --> 00:26:57,718
Noted, man. Yeah.
508
00:26:57,785 --> 00:27:00,953
You visualize what you
want, and God coughs it up.
509
00:27:00,955 --> 00:27:02,589
I mean, it's fucking beautiful.
510
00:27:02,591 --> 00:27:03,889
I'm down to give it a try, man.
511
00:27:03,891 --> 00:27:06,091
Like, what do we think
about a car or something?
512
00:27:06,093 --> 00:27:09,294
No, what? Pussy.
513
00:27:09,296 --> 00:27:10,963
Oh, fuck yeah.
514
00:27:10,965 --> 00:27:12,231
Dude, this is stupid. Alright.
515
00:27:12,233 --> 00:27:13,031
You got a better idea?
516
00:27:13,033 --> 00:27:15,734
No, but, look,
forget the God shit.
517
00:27:15,736 --> 00:27:16,702
How about that?
518
00:27:16,704 --> 00:27:17,870
Hey, you want to bang
pussy or not, Adam.
519
00:27:17,872 --> 00:27:18,939
Of course.
520
00:27:19,206 --> 00:27:20,274
That's what I thought.
521
00:27:20,374 --> 00:27:24,076
So when I say go, I want
everybody to think as hard as
522
00:27:24,078 --> 00:27:25,612
they can, okay?
523
00:27:25,614 --> 00:27:26,712
And no laughing.
524
00:27:26,714 --> 00:27:27,279
No talking.
525
00:27:27,281 --> 00:27:28,716
None of that bullshit.
526
00:27:29,316 --> 00:27:30,117
All right.
527
00:27:30,317 --> 00:27:31,085
All right.
528
00:27:32,119 --> 00:27:33,087
Ready?
529
00:27:34,121 --> 00:27:35,089
Go.
530
00:27:36,056 --> 00:27:37,324
[Hip hop music]
531
00:27:42,930 --> 00:27:43,395
Oh.
532
00:27:43,397 --> 00:27:44,329
[Farting]
533
00:27:44,331 --> 00:27:45,898
- Dude!
- Dude!
534
00:27:45,900 --> 00:27:46,967
You fucker!
535
00:27:47,768 --> 00:27:50,269
I'm gonna fuck you a new
asshole and plug those farts.
536
00:27:50,271 --> 00:27:52,771
Are you ready to get
fucked by the Sampsonator?
537
00:27:52,773 --> 00:27:54,275
Sampson stop it bro!
538
00:27:55,676 --> 00:27:56,609
- You ready?
- No, bro.
539
00:27:56,611 --> 00:27:57,809
- You ready for it?
- Get off of me bro.
540
00:27:57,811 --> 00:27:59,311
You think of your mom
while I'm doing this.
541
00:27:59,313 --> 00:28:00,679
[Laughter]
542
00:28:00,681 --> 00:28:01,648
Oh my God, bro.
543
00:28:01,650 --> 00:28:02,783
What the fuck, bro?
544
00:28:02,917 --> 00:28:05,152
Oh, not funny bro. Not funny.
545
00:28:06,655 --> 00:28:08,022
[Eagle screech]
546
00:28:12,026 --> 00:28:16,297
Hey, you Trojan fans, let
me see you clap your hands.
547
00:28:23,804 --> 00:28:26,038
Hey, you Trojan fans.
548
00:28:26,040 --> 00:28:28,375
Let me see you clap your hands.
549
00:28:50,831 --> 00:28:51,999
Getting ready for your trip?
550
00:28:52,233 --> 00:28:57,338
Kinda. But we, uh,
do still need a car.
551
00:29:00,508 --> 00:29:02,176
About the other night.
552
00:29:03,811 --> 00:29:07,212
Your father's been under a lot
of stress at work, and, well,
553
00:29:07,214 --> 00:29:09,848
you know how you boys used to
go skinny dipping on those hot
554
00:29:09,850 --> 00:29:10,884
summer nights?
555
00:29:10,951 --> 00:29:14,353
Well, your father was
feeling hot and tired, and.
556
00:29:14,355 --> 00:29:15,990
He didn't think.
557
00:29:16,190 --> 00:29:18,993
And he went skinny dipping
in someone else's pool.
558
00:29:21,195 --> 00:29:24,064
And of course, the
police overreacted.
559
00:29:25,399 --> 00:29:27,434
It's a big misunderstanding.
560
00:29:32,373 --> 00:29:35,541
He's taking a few weeks off
from work, and he's agreed to
561
00:29:35,543 --> 00:29:39,046
go talk to a nice
man about things.
562
00:29:41,048 --> 00:29:42,449
You understand?
563
00:29:44,885 --> 00:29:47,119
And not that it's a big deal
and all, but don't go telling
564
00:29:47,121 --> 00:29:48,289
Adam or Mark.
565
00:29:51,058 --> 00:29:52,092
That's all.
566
00:29:57,197 --> 00:29:58,030
Hey, mom.
567
00:29:58,032 --> 00:29:59,199
Yes.
568
00:29:59,266 --> 00:30:02,434
Have you, uh, seen my
sleeping bag at all?
569
00:30:02,436 --> 00:30:04,238
It's not in your closet.
570
00:30:04,405 --> 00:30:05,306
No.
571
00:30:06,775 --> 00:30:08,275
Why don't you go
ask your father?
572
00:30:12,946 --> 00:30:14,281
[Piano music]
573
00:30:23,424 --> 00:30:24,289
I'm going to Adam's.
574
00:30:24,291 --> 00:30:25,424
Dinner's at seven.
575
00:30:25,426 --> 00:30:26,091
Okay.
576
00:30:26,093 --> 00:30:27,059
Did you find your sleeping bag?
577
00:30:27,061 --> 00:30:27,593
No.
578
00:30:27,595 --> 00:30:29,263
Did you ask your father?
579
00:30:34,501 --> 00:30:35,836
Randy.
580
00:30:44,912 --> 00:30:45,913
Yeah.
581
00:30:48,315 --> 00:30:49,483
I, uh.
582
00:30:50,918 --> 00:30:53,454
I fixed that sticky
gearshift on your bike.
583
00:30:55,456 --> 00:30:56,457
Oh.
584
00:30:58,325 --> 00:30:59,460
Okay.
585
00:31:00,260 --> 00:31:02,129
So what do you say?
586
00:31:04,031 --> 00:31:05,265
Want to check her out?
587
00:31:05,633 --> 00:31:07,501
I really gotta run.
588
00:31:07,635 --> 00:31:08,603
Yeah.
589
00:31:13,207 --> 00:31:15,175
But, uh maybe later.
590
00:31:15,275 --> 00:31:16,110
Sure.
591
00:31:16,443 --> 00:31:18,045
[Rock music]
592
00:31:25,653 --> 00:31:26,318
Hey.
593
00:31:26,320 --> 00:31:27,052
Hey. What's up?
594
00:31:27,054 --> 00:31:27,986
I don't know.
595
00:31:27,988 --> 00:31:29,020
You okay?
596
00:31:29,022 --> 00:31:31,291
Sure. Do you have a
sleeping bag I could borrow?
597
00:31:33,060 --> 00:31:34,627
It's goose down from Ray, so
598
00:31:34,629 --> 00:31:36,163
maybe, you know,
don't pee in it.
599
00:31:36,564 --> 00:31:38,063
I won't.
600
00:31:38,065 --> 00:31:40,165
- Kidding.
- Oh.
601
00:31:40,167 --> 00:31:41,235
[Laughs]
602
00:31:41,335 --> 00:31:43,468
So I hear you going to a
whorehouse with your buddies.
603
00:31:43,470 --> 00:31:46,371
What? No. Who
said that?
604
00:31:46,373 --> 00:31:48,541
Uh, that friend of yours, Mark.
605
00:31:48,543 --> 00:31:50,308
He told everyone
in the cafeteria.
606
00:31:50,310 --> 00:31:53,011
Okay well, first of all,
Mark is crazy. So there.
607
00:31:53,013 --> 00:31:53,914
Mhm.
608
00:31:53,981 --> 00:31:56,081
Me and Adam are just
gonna go backpacking.
609
00:31:56,083 --> 00:31:56,649
That's it.
610
00:31:56,651 --> 00:31:57,583
Really?
611
00:31:57,585 --> 00:32:00,187
- Really.
- Really?
612
00:32:00,588 --> 00:32:02,154
I'm serious.
613
00:32:02,156 --> 00:32:02,891
Okay.
614
00:32:03,023 --> 00:32:04,222
I'm not kidding.
615
00:32:04,224 --> 00:32:05,325
Okay.
616
00:32:05,894 --> 00:32:07,359
- I swear to God.
- I'm a Buddhist.
617
00:32:07,361 --> 00:32:08,530
I swear to Buddhist.
618
00:32:09,531 --> 00:32:10,931
So.
619
00:32:12,700 --> 00:32:14,201
Maybe, like.
620
00:32:15,202 --> 00:32:16,336
Don't go.
621
00:32:21,008 --> 00:32:22,510
[Rock music continues]
622
00:32:27,080 --> 00:32:28,048
Oh, yeah. If I.
623
00:32:29,383 --> 00:32:30,516
We should try sitting down.
624
00:32:30,518 --> 00:32:31,216
Right? Yeah.
625
00:32:31,218 --> 00:32:31,617
Oh, yeah yeah.
626
00:32:31,619 --> 00:32:32,451
Yeah yeah, yeah.
627
00:32:32,453 --> 00:32:33,387
No, sit here, sit here.
628
00:32:34,556 --> 00:32:35,456
I can just.
629
00:32:36,390 --> 00:32:37,291
Come in now.
630
00:32:44,064 --> 00:32:44,630
What? What's wrong?
631
00:32:44,632 --> 00:32:45,865
What am I?
632
00:32:45,867 --> 00:32:48,066
Uh, I just remembered I have
to cook my dad dinner before he
633
00:32:48,068 --> 00:32:49,102
passes out.
634
00:32:51,138 --> 00:32:52,039
Oh, yeah.
635
00:32:53,541 --> 00:32:54,576
Yeah for sure.
636
00:32:54,609 --> 00:32:55,108
Sorry.
637
00:32:55,577 --> 00:32:57,211
No, it's, it's okay.
638
00:32:57,411 --> 00:32:59,614
Sorry, I wasn't better at it.
639
00:33:02,316 --> 00:33:03,583
- So yeah.
- I'll go, I'll go.
640
00:33:03,585 --> 00:33:05,618
Sorry. Can I keep this?
641
00:33:05,620 --> 00:33:06,384
Yeah. Of course.
642
00:33:06,386 --> 00:33:06,754
Yeah.
643
00:33:08,088 --> 00:33:09,089
Won't pee in it.
644
00:33:10,290 --> 00:33:12,092
[Rock music continues]
645
00:33:22,504 --> 00:33:23,470
Hey, you.
646
00:33:24,304 --> 00:33:26,104
- Hello.
- Hello?
647
00:33:26,106 --> 00:33:27,742
Gee, he's so formal.
648
00:33:31,679 --> 00:33:33,347
So, how's the book report going?
649
00:33:36,283 --> 00:33:39,453
Randy, let's just
be friends, okay?
650
00:33:39,587 --> 00:33:41,689
- Okay.
- Cool.
651
00:33:42,289 --> 00:33:44,022
Cause I know it could
be, like, weird and all.
652
00:33:44,024 --> 00:33:46,424
Kissing a black girl, and
653
00:33:46,426 --> 00:33:49,294
you're so fucking like
Richie Cunningham.
654
00:33:49,296 --> 00:33:50,195
What?
655
00:33:50,197 --> 00:33:51,597
No. I'm not.
656
00:33:51,599 --> 00:33:54,700
I mean, I'm not like prejudice.
657
00:33:54,702 --> 00:33:56,136
You know, I'm.
658
00:33:56,470 --> 00:33:57,770
I mean, I watched
The Jeffersons.
659
00:33:57,772 --> 00:33:59,641
I'm definitely not prejudice.
660
00:34:00,307 --> 00:34:02,508
Yeah, that's fucking hilarious.
661
00:34:02,510 --> 00:34:03,676
- I wasn't saying.
- Hey, dude.
662
00:34:03,678 --> 00:34:05,310
Kitty ranch.
663
00:34:05,312 --> 00:34:07,045
I'm in the middle of
something right now.
664
00:34:07,047 --> 00:34:09,515
Bro Sampson's brother,
he gave us his wheels.
665
00:34:09,517 --> 00:34:10,816
It's an El Dorado.
666
00:34:10,818 --> 00:34:12,486
It's called the Black Beast.
667
00:34:13,021 --> 00:34:16,388
I have a class
that I can't skip.
668
00:34:16,390 --> 00:34:17,559
Ditch it.
669
00:34:19,226 --> 00:34:20,394
Yo, Adam.
670
00:34:23,297 --> 00:34:24,364
What?
671
00:34:25,332 --> 00:34:28,168
Nothing. Have fun on your trip.
672
00:34:49,256 --> 00:34:50,257
Luke.
673
00:34:52,392 --> 00:34:53,427
I hear music.
674
00:34:54,062 --> 00:34:55,193
Just open the fucking door.
675
00:34:55,195 --> 00:34:56,762
You can't just open
the fucking door.
676
00:34:56,764 --> 00:34:57,732
He's got a gun.
677
00:35:02,169 --> 00:35:03,203
Hey.
678
00:35:03,538 --> 00:35:04,606
You okay?
679
00:35:07,075 --> 00:35:08,208
Shamzie.
680
00:35:10,511 --> 00:35:12,412
I'm flying on a spaceship.
681
00:35:12,547 --> 00:35:14,446
We're headed to Mars.
682
00:35:14,448 --> 00:35:16,584
Me and my alien bride.
683
00:35:17,217 --> 00:35:19,687
Little dude, look
at your hair, man.
684
00:35:20,120 --> 00:35:21,856
It's dancing in the wind.
685
00:35:23,357 --> 00:35:24,592
Hi hairs.
686
00:35:24,859 --> 00:35:26,592
Hey, man, we need
the black beast.
687
00:35:26,594 --> 00:35:27,629
Remember.
688
00:35:27,795 --> 00:35:28,894
Take everything.
689
00:35:28,896 --> 00:35:29,795
Have it all.
690
00:35:29,797 --> 00:35:31,566
Life is beautiful, man.
691
00:35:32,299 --> 00:35:34,634
Um. Keys.
692
00:35:34,636 --> 00:35:36,234
No. No keys.
693
00:35:36,236 --> 00:35:37,603
Keys, keys are
meaningless, man.
694
00:35:37,605 --> 00:35:39,404
Keys are a trap.
695
00:35:39,406 --> 00:35:43,375
Watergate. And the
underground tunnel in Alameda.
696
00:35:43,377 --> 00:35:45,479
Talk about Bigfoot.
697
00:35:46,213 --> 00:35:47,381
Keys.
698
00:35:48,215 --> 00:35:49,147
Hang on, guys.
699
00:35:49,149 --> 00:35:50,818
Try my jeans, man.
700
00:35:50,918 --> 00:35:51,919
Hot tub.
701
00:35:54,922 --> 00:35:57,125
Okay, little ones,
listen to this.
702
00:35:59,127 --> 00:36:00,327
Boys. Gather round.
703
00:36:00,895 --> 00:36:03,129
I've been thinking
about this all day long.
704
00:36:03,131 --> 00:36:03,731
It's just.
705
00:36:08,136 --> 00:36:11,771
I Luke, wild and freaky.
706
00:36:11,773 --> 00:36:13,271
I got you the grog.
707
00:36:13,273 --> 00:36:13,906
The keg.
708
00:36:13,908 --> 00:36:15,407
Right. But that failed you.
709
00:36:15,409 --> 00:36:17,475
Because, kids, they
suck at parties.
710
00:36:17,477 --> 00:36:19,177
It's okay. It's not your fault.
711
00:36:19,179 --> 00:36:22,280
But the soap and the
soap related products.
712
00:36:22,282 --> 00:36:23,683
Famway.
713
00:36:23,685 --> 00:36:25,483
Boom! Famway.
714
00:36:25,485 --> 00:36:28,321
Which he sold to those
little old ladies.
715
00:36:28,656 --> 00:36:30,188
It gave you the golden ticket.
716
00:36:30,190 --> 00:36:32,192
Hey, I can't find your keys.
717
00:36:35,697 --> 00:36:40,432
I now offer you my bitchin
wheels to procure your glorious
718
00:36:40,434 --> 00:36:46,639
whore pussy waiting wet for
your hard, untouched cocks.
719
00:36:46,641 --> 00:36:50,845
In this moment, I'm the most
important person in your lives.
720
00:36:50,945 --> 00:36:53,781
And you'll always remember me.
721
00:36:54,214 --> 00:36:55,717
Especially you, my pretty.
722
00:36:57,317 --> 00:37:00,653
Oh, dude, that's so foul.
723
00:37:00,655 --> 00:37:02,322
So always.
724
00:37:02,355 --> 00:37:05,323
always keep your eyes open.
725
00:37:05,325 --> 00:37:07,494
So let the rain fall down.
726
00:37:07,729 --> 00:37:10,363
And let it soak
up your sunshine.
727
00:37:11,231 --> 00:37:12,734
- Dude.
- Oh, yeah.
728
00:37:16,369 --> 00:37:17,503
Yes!
729
00:37:17,505 --> 00:37:21,642
Hey, always remember it was me
that gave you the keys.
730
00:37:24,645 --> 00:37:25,813
Whatever that means.
731
00:37:30,885 --> 00:37:31,853
Later, little dude.
732
00:37:38,226 --> 00:37:39,390
[Upbeat music]
733
00:37:39,392 --> 00:37:40,728
[Engine revving]
734
00:38:11,559 --> 00:38:13,561
Oh, okay. Does anybody even
see anything?
735
00:38:17,932 --> 00:38:18,866
There, there.
736
00:38:24,906 --> 00:38:26,071
This is weird.
737
00:38:26,073 --> 00:38:27,742
[Music continues]
738
00:38:37,585 --> 00:38:39,319
What the fuck is this?
739
00:38:39,787 --> 00:38:41,289
It's just a,
740
00:38:42,322 --> 00:38:43,490
house.
741
00:38:43,991 --> 00:38:45,726
A weird house.
742
00:38:45,893 --> 00:38:49,327
That was at least expecting,
like a mansion or like, above a
743
00:38:49,329 --> 00:38:50,428
saloon or something.
744
00:38:50,430 --> 00:38:51,599
Like in Westworld.
745
00:38:51,799 --> 00:38:53,400
- It's a good movie.
- Yeah, it is.
746
00:38:53,768 --> 00:38:55,837
I'd love to fuck a lady robot.
747
00:38:57,605 --> 00:38:59,507
It would feel so utopic.
748
00:39:00,608 --> 00:39:01,742
Guys look.
749
00:39:04,912 --> 00:39:07,447
[Sheep bleating]
750
00:39:13,353 --> 00:39:15,623
Come on, fuckers, let's go.
751
00:39:16,123 --> 00:39:17,424
You first.
752
00:39:17,792 --> 00:39:18,860
I'll go with you.
753
00:39:18,960 --> 00:39:19,959
Okay. Me too.
754
00:39:19,961 --> 00:39:21,093
Shit! Then I'm coming.
755
00:39:21,095 --> 00:39:22,163
Guys.
756
00:39:22,630 --> 00:39:25,132
We can't all go at
the same fucking time.
757
00:39:25,365 --> 00:39:26,466
Why not?
758
00:39:27,034 --> 00:39:28,433
It would look suspicious.
759
00:39:28,435 --> 00:39:30,638
- Yeah.
- Of what?
760
00:39:30,805 --> 00:39:32,137
Like we're fucking kids.
761
00:39:32,139 --> 00:39:33,305
Like we don't know anything.
762
00:39:33,307 --> 00:39:36,609
All right, guys, listen,
we'll tag team it, okay?
763
00:39:36,611 --> 00:39:37,776
Me and Mark will go first.
764
00:39:37,778 --> 00:39:39,377
And you and Randy
just stay here.
765
00:39:39,379 --> 00:39:41,048
You know, just in case.
766
00:39:41,616 --> 00:39:42,617
Sounds good.
767
00:39:47,121 --> 00:39:50,057
Well, let's fucking get laid.
768
00:39:53,861 --> 00:39:56,461
It looks like you boys will
be getting my sloppy seconds.
769
00:39:56,463 --> 00:39:57,064
Mark.
770
00:39:57,397 --> 00:39:58,165
What's up bro?
771
00:40:08,976 --> 00:40:10,011
That's it.
772
00:40:10,645 --> 00:40:11,679
They're inside.
773
00:40:21,555 --> 00:40:22,453
Your turn.
774
00:40:22,455 --> 00:40:23,055
So how was it?
775
00:40:23,057 --> 00:40:24,023
Oh, it was fucking great.
776
00:40:24,025 --> 00:40:25,858
- Any problems?
- No sweat.
777
00:40:25,860 --> 00:40:28,527
So you just go in there and.
778
00:40:28,529 --> 00:40:29,730
Just go inside, you'll see.
779
00:40:30,698 --> 00:40:32,031
- Shouldn't we wait for Mark.
- Just go in.
780
00:40:32,033 --> 00:40:33,198
Jesus. Come on.
781
00:40:33,200 --> 00:40:34,869
I thought we were
supposed to tag team it.
782
00:40:34,936 --> 00:40:37,071
Oh, show me some skin.
783
00:40:39,941 --> 00:40:42,176
Now get in there,
boys. Let's go.
784
00:40:43,878 --> 00:40:44,712
You got this.
785
00:40:44,845 --> 00:40:45,880
It's gonna be fun.
786
00:40:45,913 --> 00:40:46,948
It's a great time.
787
00:41:03,798 --> 00:41:04,966
[Doorbell buzzing]
788
00:41:23,818 --> 00:41:25,086
I'm cool.
789
00:41:26,053 --> 00:41:27,088
[Laughs]
790
00:41:28,689 --> 00:41:29,890
Cold as ice.
791
00:41:31,993 --> 00:41:33,160
[Door slams]
792
00:41:33,461 --> 00:41:35,730
That was weird.
793
00:41:36,163 --> 00:41:36,829
What do you.
794
00:41:36,831 --> 00:41:38,599
What do you mean it was weird?
795
00:41:39,499 --> 00:41:40,601
I'll tell you later.
796
00:41:43,938 --> 00:41:44,939
You okay?
797
00:41:45,673 --> 00:41:47,773
Yeah. Never mind.
798
00:41:47,775 --> 00:41:48,976
It is what it is.
799
00:41:49,744 --> 00:41:50,644
How was yours.
800
00:41:53,280 --> 00:41:54,815
It was great.
801
00:41:54,949 --> 00:41:57,916
I mean, like, better
than your hand.
802
00:41:57,918 --> 00:41:58,684
[Laughing]
803
00:41:58,686 --> 00:42:01,253
Not your hand.
804
00:42:01,255 --> 00:42:02,121
My hand.
805
00:42:02,123 --> 00:42:02,790
I.
806
00:42:04,792 --> 00:42:06,527
Now there's an endorsement.
807
00:42:09,497 --> 00:42:10,164
For sure.
808
00:42:10,698 --> 00:42:11,830
Let's get the fuck out of here.
809
00:42:11,832 --> 00:42:12,633
Yep.
810
00:42:15,803 --> 00:42:17,138
[Electric guitar music]
811
00:42:29,150 --> 00:42:30,949
So I picked the finest one, and
812
00:42:30,951 --> 00:42:32,987
I started smooth
talking her and shit.
813
00:42:33,621 --> 00:42:36,989
And then I get her to the room,
man, and I just start fucking
814
00:42:36,991 --> 00:42:37,656
her, man.
815
00:42:37,658 --> 00:42:39,126
Oh my God.
816
00:42:39,160 --> 00:42:40,861
[Heavy breathing]
817
00:42:42,563 --> 00:42:43,330
Ow.
818
00:42:44,065 --> 00:42:44,999
Ow.
819
00:42:46,700 --> 00:42:48,669
- Stop!
- Oh, shit.
820
00:42:49,538 --> 00:42:50,537
I'm sorry.
821
00:42:50,539 --> 00:42:51,837
You're just too big for me.
822
00:42:51,839 --> 00:42:53,974
What the fuck?
823
00:42:54,341 --> 00:42:55,007
Stand up.
824
00:42:55,009 --> 00:42:56,008
Let me jerk you off.
825
00:42:56,010 --> 00:42:57,078
Fuck, yeah.
826
00:43:00,247 --> 00:43:01,982
Got a nice big dick.
827
00:43:02,583 --> 00:43:05,853
Oh, yeah, but you're
smoking and stroking.
828
00:43:07,088 --> 00:43:09,190
Oh, you should do porn.
829
00:43:09,590 --> 00:43:11,659
- Really?
- Yeah.
830
00:43:12,026 --> 00:43:13,861
Big money's in gay porn.
831
00:43:14,061 --> 00:43:15,262
Big money.
832
00:43:16,263 --> 00:43:18,565
She must have come,
like, 3 or 4 times.
833
00:43:18,567 --> 00:43:19,834
- Damn.
- Wow.
834
00:43:20,167 --> 00:43:22,336
So, uh, Adam.
835
00:43:23,704 --> 00:43:24,772
How was it?
836
00:43:25,339 --> 00:43:26,205
Shit, man.
837
00:43:26,207 --> 00:43:27,873
I did just like Mark, right?
838
00:43:27,875 --> 00:43:29,108
I picked the finest girl.
839
00:43:29,110 --> 00:43:30,209
She was real cute.
840
00:43:30,211 --> 00:43:31,378
She was so cute.
841
00:43:31,712 --> 00:43:32,847
Like Linda Blair.
842
00:43:33,180 --> 00:43:34,782
Mother sucks cocks in hell.
843
00:43:37,751 --> 00:43:40,087
- Fuck.
- What's up honey?
844
00:43:40,187 --> 00:43:41,720
You got a problem?
845
00:43:41,722 --> 00:43:43,724
You ain't shooting
up or something.
846
00:43:44,258 --> 00:43:45,724
I'm so sorry.
847
00:43:45,726 --> 00:43:46,593
This isn't right.
848
00:43:46,595 --> 00:43:48,028
This is so fucked up.
849
00:43:48,062 --> 00:43:49,598
Are you okay?
850
00:43:50,364 --> 00:43:52,233
Do they ever let you leave?
851
00:43:52,766 --> 00:43:56,637
Oh, Lord, this is
some real bullshit.
852
00:43:57,238 --> 00:43:59,039
Do we have a problem here?
853
00:44:06,413 --> 00:44:08,981
And then I came
all over her face.
854
00:44:08,983 --> 00:44:09,882
It was great.
855
00:44:09,884 --> 00:44:12,084
You. You came on her face?
856
00:44:12,086 --> 00:44:12,784
Yeah.
857
00:44:12,786 --> 00:44:13,385
No you didn't.
858
00:44:13,387 --> 00:44:14,255
What the.
859
00:44:14,388 --> 00:44:15,956
She must have really liked me.
860
00:44:16,056 --> 00:44:16,722
Shit, man.
861
00:44:16,724 --> 00:44:18,292
They don't let anyone do that.
862
00:44:18,759 --> 00:44:19,727
At least not me.
863
00:44:19,793 --> 00:44:21,128
Hey, praise the Lord.
864
00:44:21,262 --> 00:44:24,098
Fuck, yes, praise the Lord.
865
00:44:25,933 --> 00:44:30,769
Well, uh, I hate to break it
to you guys, but I got you all
866
00:44:30,771 --> 00:44:33,240
beat because I fucked two
whores at the same time.
867
00:44:33,974 --> 00:44:35,107
All right, lift up your shirt.
868
00:44:35,109 --> 00:44:35,841
I'm gonna examine you.
869
00:44:35,843 --> 00:44:36,408
Okay?
870
00:44:36,410 --> 00:44:37,945
Yeah, I know, I know.
871
00:44:38,946 --> 00:44:40,848
Oh, you've been here before.
872
00:44:41,415 --> 00:44:43,184
Oh, yeah. I'm a pro.
873
00:44:43,284 --> 00:44:44,151
Okay.
874
00:44:45,753 --> 00:44:46,787
Did you just take a pee?
875
00:44:46,854 --> 00:44:47,788
Mhm.
876
00:44:48,923 --> 00:44:49,658
Okay.
877
00:44:54,795 --> 00:44:55,796
Oh, wait, wait.
878
00:44:56,096 --> 00:44:56,997
Let go, let go!
879
00:44:57,965 --> 00:45:00,034
Oh, fuck!
880
00:45:00,434 --> 00:45:03,204
Damn! It wasn't even hard.
881
00:45:05,806 --> 00:45:07,775
Oh, that was easy money.
882
00:45:09,376 --> 00:45:10,976
Give me five, dude.
883
00:45:10,978 --> 00:45:12,778
So righteous, Sampson.
884
00:45:12,780 --> 00:45:16,951
Okay, so, Randy, let's
hear about you, man.
885
00:45:18,986 --> 00:45:21,822
Uh, well, it was.
886
00:45:22,223 --> 00:45:24,156
I mean, it was
amazing, number one.
887
00:45:24,158 --> 00:45:27,962
Um, she was,
888
00:45:29,830 --> 00:45:31,298
really nice.
889
00:45:32,333 --> 00:45:33,500
Nice you said.
890
00:45:35,002 --> 00:45:37,404
You don't fuck nice, Randy.
891
00:45:37,838 --> 00:45:41,173
I know, I'm sorry, but I gotta
agree with Mark on this one.
892
00:45:41,175 --> 00:45:44,476
See, nice means, like, ugly as
fuck, and, well, you know, ugly
893
00:45:44,478 --> 00:45:46,378
means you gotta throw a paper
bag over her head and fuck her
894
00:45:46,380 --> 00:45:47,145
from behind.
895
00:45:47,147 --> 00:45:48,315
That's how it goes.
896
00:45:49,817 --> 00:45:50,851
Go on, Randy.
897
00:45:53,921 --> 00:45:55,022
Come on.
898
00:45:56,223 --> 00:45:58,492
Okay, so hold
this under your balls.
899
00:45:59,193 --> 00:46:00,194
Okay.
900
00:46:00,861 --> 00:46:02,830
You don't got no
diseases, do you?
901
00:46:03,264 --> 00:46:05,030
No, no, no, of course not.
902
00:46:05,032 --> 00:46:06,433
I am this.
903
00:46:06,834 --> 00:46:07,736
This is.
904
00:46:09,203 --> 00:46:10,104
Are you a virgin?
905
00:46:11,905 --> 00:46:12,873
Yeah.
906
00:46:14,842 --> 00:46:15,876
It's okay.
907
00:46:15,909 --> 00:46:16,410
Okay.
908
00:46:16,544 --> 00:46:17,945
Just nice and clean.
909
00:46:18,345 --> 00:46:19,748
Just the way I like it.
910
00:46:19,913 --> 00:46:20,414
Okay.
911
00:46:25,886 --> 00:46:26,453
Mm.
912
00:46:30,257 --> 00:46:31,892
Don't it get any bigger?
913
00:46:35,029 --> 00:46:39,768
I had beer, so I'm,
you know, just totally.
914
00:46:39,867 --> 00:46:41,133
Okay. All right.
915
00:46:41,135 --> 00:46:43,937
Um, here's what we're gonna do.
916
00:46:44,405 --> 00:46:45,205
Sit here.
917
00:46:45,239 --> 00:46:46,471
You get naked.
918
00:46:46,473 --> 00:46:48,373
Okay, I'll be right back.
919
00:46:48,375 --> 00:46:50,077
- Okay?
- Okay.
920
00:46:53,581 --> 00:46:55,049
Oh, God.
921
00:47:37,358 --> 00:47:37,925
Oh.
922
00:47:49,336 --> 00:47:50,871
Well, look at that.
923
00:47:51,305 --> 00:47:52,973
He got hard.
924
00:47:53,974 --> 00:47:57,844
Okay, so what we're gonna do,
I'm gonna lay you back over
925
00:47:57,846 --> 00:47:59,878
here, okay?
926
00:47:59,880 --> 00:48:02,280
Okay. I'm gonna give
you head and fuck you.
927
00:48:02,282 --> 00:48:03,150
Okay?
928
00:48:05,052 --> 00:48:06,353
Okay. Okay.
929
00:48:07,020 --> 00:48:08,055
It's gonna be fun.
930
00:48:18,232 --> 00:48:19,333
Oh my God.
931
00:48:24,071 --> 00:48:25,038
Oh, God.
932
00:48:26,674 --> 00:48:27,542
Okay.
933
00:48:28,342 --> 00:48:29,677
So just relax.
934
00:48:30,177 --> 00:48:30,879
Alright?
935
00:48:45,492 --> 00:48:46,895
You like that?
936
00:48:57,037 --> 00:48:57,572
God.
937
00:49:05,547 --> 00:49:06,011
I.
938
00:49:06,013 --> 00:49:08,583
I, I came, I came.
939
00:49:10,451 --> 00:49:11,351
Oh.
940
00:49:12,352 --> 00:49:13,454
Great.
941
00:49:13,588 --> 00:49:14,589
In and out.
942
00:49:15,022 --> 00:49:15,623
Okay.
943
00:49:17,191 --> 00:49:18,425
Great job. Huh?
944
00:49:20,194 --> 00:49:21,026
Really?
945
00:49:21,028 --> 00:49:23,731
Yeah. That was super good.
946
00:49:32,239 --> 00:49:33,407
I mean, you come a lot.
947
00:49:34,943 --> 00:49:36,143
Oh, is that, um.
948
00:49:36,310 --> 00:49:38,078
Is is that bad?
949
00:49:38,145 --> 00:49:39,112
Did it hurt?
950
00:49:40,214 --> 00:49:43,217
No, I didn't feel a thing.
951
00:49:48,422 --> 00:49:49,755
And that was that.
952
00:49:49,757 --> 00:49:51,958
Fuckin A. Damn.
953
00:49:51,960 --> 00:49:52,625
I know.
954
00:49:52,627 --> 00:49:54,495
Oh, Randy's a horndog over here.
955
00:49:54,762 --> 00:49:56,163
[Howling]
956
00:49:56,598 --> 00:49:57,632
Okay Randy.
957
00:49:58,065 --> 00:49:59,431
- Dude.
- Dude.
958
00:49:59,433 --> 00:50:01,601
- I mean.
- No way.
959
00:50:01,603 --> 00:50:04,104
That's dandy Randy
right there, man.
960
00:50:04,137 --> 00:50:05,439
No, it's handy Randy.
961
00:50:05,507 --> 00:50:06,473
Handy, Randy.
962
00:50:08,442 --> 00:50:09,611
Did she give you a handy?
963
00:50:11,579 --> 00:50:12,477
Did she give him a handy?
964
00:50:12,479 --> 00:50:13,445
Of course she did.
965
00:50:13,447 --> 00:50:15,415
He gives himself enough
handies every day, huh?
966
00:50:20,020 --> 00:50:20,622
There you go.
967
00:50:21,021 --> 00:50:21,990
That's my card.
968
00:50:26,026 --> 00:50:26,659
[Laughs]
969
00:50:26,661 --> 00:50:27,595
That's.
970
00:50:28,128 --> 00:50:29,263
That's funny.
971
00:50:30,999 --> 00:50:33,535
Thanks. You're a sweet kid.
972
00:50:35,502 --> 00:50:36,470
Thanks.
973
00:50:37,772 --> 00:50:38,640
Um.
974
00:50:44,378 --> 00:50:46,046
Are you sure you like girls?
975
00:50:46,380 --> 00:50:47,481
What?
976
00:50:49,316 --> 00:50:50,348
Yeah. Of course.
977
00:50:50,350 --> 00:50:51,686
Why? I mean, was it not.
978
00:50:52,020 --> 00:50:53,688
Was it, was it not
good for you?
979
00:50:54,722 --> 00:50:57,491
Oh, yeah, it was.
980
00:50:58,026 --> 00:50:59,459
It was great.
981
00:51:00,662 --> 00:51:02,564
Almost as good as my girlfriend.
982
00:51:03,063 --> 00:51:04,164
Wait, what?
983
00:51:04,799 --> 00:51:05,667
Oh, never you mind.
984
00:51:06,500 --> 00:51:08,199
Anyway. Yeah, it was great, kid.
985
00:51:08,201 --> 00:51:10,170
It was awesome. Loved it.
986
00:51:16,476 --> 00:51:17,645
Thank you.
987
00:51:21,683 --> 00:51:24,719
Trixie. Is that your name?
988
00:51:27,187 --> 00:51:28,322
I guess.
989
00:51:34,094 --> 00:51:35,362
[Electric guitar music]
990
00:52:00,220 --> 00:52:01,623
Mom, I'm home!
991
00:52:09,396 --> 00:52:10,798
Mom?
992
00:52:32,419 --> 00:52:35,453
Randy. We went to visit your
Aunt Dorothy at the hospital.
993
00:52:35,455 --> 00:52:37,424
She's not doing too well.
994
00:52:37,457 --> 00:52:39,257
There's leftovers in
the fridge.
995
00:52:39,259 --> 00:52:40,926
Make sure and do the dishes.
996
00:52:40,928 --> 00:52:43,596
You know how your father
gets if there's dirty dishes.
997
00:52:43,598 --> 00:52:45,330
We should be back by dinnertime.
998
00:52:45,332 --> 00:52:46,433
Love, mom.
999
00:53:03,618 --> 00:53:05,452
[Knocking on door]
1000
00:53:06,788 --> 00:53:07,789
- Hey.
- Hey.
1001
00:53:09,157 --> 00:53:11,291
Uh, here you go.
1002
00:53:11,425 --> 00:53:13,761
Finally. Should I
have it fumigated?
1003
00:53:14,962 --> 00:53:20,500
Uh, no, I, uh, I didn't go.
1004
00:53:22,837 --> 00:53:26,607
Besides, I don't, uh, have
to pay for it anyway, so.
1005
00:53:26,641 --> 00:53:27,675
Did your friends go?
1006
00:53:29,476 --> 00:53:30,545
I don't know.
1007
00:53:30,845 --> 00:53:31,713
Who cares?
1008
00:53:32,379 --> 00:53:33,478
A bunch of idiots.
1009
00:53:33,480 --> 00:53:34,682
They're not idiots.
1010
00:53:36,184 --> 00:53:37,652
Whatever.
1011
00:53:38,452 --> 00:53:42,657
So, uh, would you,
uh, would you want to,
1012
00:53:44,525 --> 00:53:45,793
do you want to go out sometime?
1013
00:53:46,460 --> 00:53:47,662
What do you mean, out?
1014
00:53:48,830 --> 00:53:49,962
Out. Go out.
1015
00:53:49,964 --> 00:53:52,798
You know, like, we could,
uh, we could get some beer.
1016
00:53:52,800 --> 00:53:55,300
We could, uh, go
to Skyline Drive.
1017
00:53:55,302 --> 00:53:57,638
- Randy.
- What?
1018
00:53:57,905 --> 00:53:58,906
Stop.
1019
00:54:06,413 --> 00:54:07,215
There you go.
1020
00:54:10,718 --> 00:54:11,819
See,
1021
00:54:12,920 --> 00:54:14,254
I did go.
1022
00:54:18,258 --> 00:54:20,226
Uh, see you around.
1023
00:54:20,228 --> 00:54:20,928
See you.
1024
00:54:25,867 --> 00:54:27,267
[Harp music]
1025
00:54:45,586 --> 00:54:46,788
[Running water]
1026
00:55:22,957 --> 00:55:24,592
Stupid baby face.
1027
00:57:11,399 --> 00:57:12,499
Where's mom?
1028
00:57:12,533 --> 00:57:13,500
Hospital
1029
00:57:14,769 --> 00:57:17,872
Visiting, what's her face.
1030
00:57:20,207 --> 00:57:21,208
So.
1031
00:57:23,411 --> 00:57:24,444
What's all that?
1032
00:57:25,680 --> 00:57:26,879
Nothing. I've got to pee.
1033
00:57:26,881 --> 00:57:28,015
What? Hey!
1034
00:57:29,884 --> 00:57:31,852
What is on your freaking face?
1035
00:57:34,555 --> 00:57:35,089
Oh.
1036
00:57:36,456 --> 00:57:37,425
No.
1037
00:57:40,728 --> 00:57:41,963
This.
1038
00:57:42,563 --> 00:57:45,066
This is why you hate
working on the cars with me.
1039
00:57:48,703 --> 00:57:49,870
Damn you.
1040
00:58:08,756 --> 00:58:09,957
Did you think you look pretty?
1041
00:58:10,057 --> 00:58:11,158
Because you don't.
1042
00:58:11,592 --> 00:58:12,660
You don't.
1043
00:58:13,060 --> 00:58:14,460
God damn you!
1044
00:58:14,462 --> 00:58:18,933
You know, you're the
last male in this family.
1045
00:58:19,934 --> 00:58:21,068
You're it.
1046
00:58:21,102 --> 00:58:22,668
You're the last, Parker.
1047
00:58:22,670 --> 00:58:24,839
And you're supposed
to give us a grandson.
1048
00:58:29,944 --> 00:58:30,778
What?
1049
00:58:32,913 --> 00:58:34,115
Me and Mark went,
1050
00:58:35,483 --> 00:58:36,984
to a whorehouse.
1051
00:58:37,952 --> 00:58:39,120
[Laughter]
1052
00:58:41,188 --> 00:58:43,858
Okay. Go on.
1053
00:58:46,127 --> 00:58:47,161
Her name's on the card.
1054
00:58:49,196 --> 00:58:49,997
Yeah.
1055
00:58:50,765 --> 00:58:51,499
Okay.
1056
00:58:54,201 --> 00:58:55,136
Trixie.
1057
00:58:56,670 --> 00:58:57,772
That's good.
1058
00:59:05,813 --> 00:59:07,114
Open your mouth.
1059
00:59:08,816 --> 00:59:10,651
I want you to prove to me.
1060
00:59:12,720 --> 00:59:14,221
That you really went.
1061
00:59:15,122 --> 00:59:16,023
Eat it.
1062
00:59:17,224 --> 00:59:18,192
Eat it.
1063
00:59:21,562 --> 00:59:22,963
It's paper.
1064
00:59:23,664 --> 00:59:25,866
Swallow the fucking paper, kid.
1065
00:59:26,867 --> 00:59:27,968
Swallow it.
1066
00:59:29,703 --> 00:59:31,172
Swallow it!
1067
00:59:34,842 --> 00:59:35,976
Fuck you!
1068
00:59:37,211 --> 00:59:38,245
Fuck you!
1069
00:59:39,213 --> 00:59:41,982
[Rock music playing]
1070
01:00:09,877 --> 01:00:11,212
[Music continues]
1071
01:00:41,075 --> 01:00:43,377
[Music continues]
1072
01:00:48,916 --> 01:00:50,983
Hello? Oh, hello Randy.
1073
01:00:50,985 --> 01:00:52,251
Is Mark here?
1074
01:00:52,253 --> 01:00:55,387
No, I think they went to Adams.
1075
01:00:55,389 --> 01:00:56,257
Yeah.
1076
01:00:58,659 --> 01:01:00,227
What I meant was Sampson's.
1077
01:01:00,928 --> 01:01:02,761
- It's Sampson's brother.
- Luke's?
1078
01:01:02,763 --> 01:01:04,429
No. Yeah, sure.
1079
01:01:04,431 --> 01:01:05,733
That sounds good.
1080
01:01:06,233 --> 01:01:08,102
Do you want a cocktail?
1081
01:01:08,836 --> 01:01:10,671
Do you need a shirt?
1082
01:01:12,840 --> 01:01:14,108
[Slow rock music]
1083
01:01:33,662 --> 01:01:35,763
Hey, it's the little dude.
1084
01:01:36,931 --> 01:01:39,300
Whoa! What happened
to your face?
1085
01:01:40,968 --> 01:01:42,868
No, no, man, I like it.
1086
01:01:42,870 --> 01:01:45,306
Looks like you ate
a wild raccoon live.
1087
01:01:47,107 --> 01:01:48,142
Are the guys here?
1088
01:01:48,209 --> 01:01:48,874
No, no.
1089
01:01:48,876 --> 01:01:49,544
No, man.
1090
01:01:50,177 --> 01:01:51,443
Man, they trashed my wheels.
1091
01:01:51,445 --> 01:01:52,479
Fuck them!
1092
01:01:53,347 --> 01:01:54,381
Wanna gonna get high?
1093
01:01:56,817 --> 01:01:57,718
Yeah.
1094
01:02:04,858 --> 01:02:06,727
[Music continues]
1095
01:02:19,907 --> 01:02:20,908
Hey, man.
1096
01:02:23,712 --> 01:02:25,145
This is a safe space.
1097
01:02:25,980 --> 01:02:27,748
Leave all that bad shit outside.
1098
01:02:32,186 --> 01:02:33,485
Whatever's going on, it's just
1099
01:02:33,487 --> 01:02:35,856
the man stepping on your groove.
1100
01:02:35,923 --> 01:02:37,224
Okay?
1101
01:02:37,791 --> 01:02:40,227
All those people out there,
they're just pretending.
1102
01:02:41,428 --> 01:02:44,029
With their suits and
their briefcases.
1103
01:02:44,031 --> 01:02:45,366
They don't know shit.
1104
01:02:46,233 --> 01:02:48,333
The only person that
knows shit is Einstein.
1105
01:02:48,335 --> 01:02:50,037
But he's a hermaphrodite.
1106
01:02:51,038 --> 01:02:55,073
All these laws about whether
you're supposed to pee in the
1107
01:02:55,075 --> 01:02:57,009
wind or fart in public or not.
1108
01:02:57,011 --> 01:02:58,279
It's all made up.
1109
01:02:59,413 --> 01:03:00,381
Dig it?
1110
01:03:04,918 --> 01:03:05,886
This.
1111
01:03:07,054 --> 01:03:08,088
This is real.
1112
01:03:11,425 --> 01:03:12,527
Open your mouth.
1113
01:03:20,535 --> 01:03:21,935
Now inhale.
1114
01:03:35,115 --> 01:03:36,984
[Music continues]
1115
01:03:45,192 --> 01:03:47,461
Yeah, man, this is good shit.
1116
01:03:47,562 --> 01:03:48,929
Wow that's a,
1117
01:03:49,564 --> 01:03:51,131
really strong weed.
1118
01:03:51,231 --> 01:03:52,567
It isn't weed.
1119
01:03:53,000 --> 01:03:54,001
Oh.
1120
01:03:55,102 --> 01:03:57,171
- Okay.
- One more.
1121
01:04:09,450 --> 01:04:10,585
[Music continues]
1122
01:04:14,622 --> 01:04:15,456
Sit down.
1123
01:04:16,825 --> 01:04:18,857
Welcome to my magic carpet ride.
1124
01:04:18,859 --> 01:04:19,326
Mariah.
1125
01:04:21,929 --> 01:04:23,297
[Peaceful music]
1126
01:05:08,175 --> 01:05:09,410
[TV static]
1127
01:05:21,255 --> 01:05:22,189
Hi.
1128
01:05:23,991 --> 01:05:25,092
Nice trip?
1129
01:05:28,162 --> 01:05:29,196
How long was I?
1130
01:05:29,363 --> 01:05:30,431
Don't worry about it.
1131
01:05:31,398 --> 01:05:34,067
Hey, come on, hot tub.
1132
01:05:36,905 --> 01:05:38,205
Come on, little dude.
1133
01:05:46,046 --> 01:05:47,214
[Hot tub bubbling]
1134
01:06:00,929 --> 01:06:01,563
Ooh.
1135
01:06:04,231 --> 01:06:05,065
So, uh.
1136
01:06:06,568 --> 01:06:08,536
What's with the
Maybelline on your face?
1137
01:06:10,572 --> 01:06:12,272
I mean, it's cool and all, but.
1138
01:06:14,408 --> 01:06:15,476
I don't know.
1139
01:06:33,160 --> 01:06:34,294
Much better.
1140
01:06:36,664 --> 01:06:38,398
You like that smoke?
1141
01:06:41,001 --> 01:06:42,102
Do you have any more?
1142
01:06:43,270 --> 01:06:44,739
No.
1143
01:06:45,405 --> 01:06:48,475
You're just gonna want more
and more, and then you're dead.
1144
01:06:49,343 --> 01:06:50,578
I'm almost there.
1145
01:06:53,581 --> 01:06:54,983
You want to see something?
1146
01:06:56,684 --> 01:06:58,285
Okay.
1147
01:06:59,654 --> 01:07:05,627
I'm gonna put myself into a
far out, meditative trance.
1148
01:07:06,594 --> 01:07:09,160
And I may say some
things, but I just.
1149
01:07:09,162 --> 01:07:10,262
I want you to play along.
1150
01:07:10,264 --> 01:07:10,999
Okay.
1151
01:07:14,101 --> 01:07:15,369
Okay, sure.
1152
01:07:16,303 --> 01:07:17,705
This is totally safe.
1153
01:07:18,006 --> 01:07:21,174
I learned this from this
really cool Moonie priest.
1154
01:07:22,276 --> 01:07:23,645
It's like an ancient thing.
1155
01:07:26,480 --> 01:07:28,282
Okay, put your finger like this.
1156
01:07:32,286 --> 01:07:33,220
Keep it up.
1157
01:07:33,287 --> 01:07:34,720
And don't put it down
till my eyes are closed.
1158
01:07:34,722 --> 01:07:35,657
Okay?
1159
01:07:37,057 --> 01:07:38,125
Oh, okay.
1160
01:07:39,226 --> 01:07:40,628
Now be very quiet.
1161
01:07:40,795 --> 01:07:42,329
This is the tricky part.
1162
01:07:57,177 --> 01:07:58,345
You got the tickets?
1163
01:08:00,480 --> 01:08:01,214
The what?
1164
01:08:01,281 --> 01:08:04,650
The tickets to the
jumbo jet, baby.
1165
01:08:04,652 --> 01:08:05,417
Yeah.
1166
01:08:05,419 --> 01:08:07,154
Honeymoon time.
1167
01:08:07,354 --> 01:08:08,353
Who's your bride?
1168
01:08:08,355 --> 01:08:10,558
You are my pretty.
1169
01:08:12,292 --> 01:08:17,197
747 I love this wide body.
1170
01:08:17,331 --> 01:08:19,832
Look, there's the
spiral staircase.
1171
01:08:19,834 --> 01:08:20,835
Come on.
1172
01:08:21,101 --> 01:08:22,167
First class.
1173
01:08:22,169 --> 01:08:22,768
Up we go.
1174
01:08:22,770 --> 01:08:23,838
You first.
1175
01:08:25,372 --> 01:08:27,107
Hold my hand. Come with me.
1176
01:08:30,778 --> 01:08:33,779
Damn! Look at the
honeymoon suite.
1177
01:08:33,781 --> 01:08:35,550
It is huge.
1178
01:08:35,717 --> 01:08:37,752
And that bed is huge.
1179
01:08:40,120 --> 01:08:41,254
Now, where are you?
1180
01:08:42,857 --> 01:08:44,224
My pretty face.
1181
01:08:49,631 --> 01:08:50,798
How about down here?
1182
01:08:53,101 --> 01:08:54,399
There it is.
1183
01:08:54,401 --> 01:08:56,738
Someone is awake.
1184
01:09:00,207 --> 01:09:01,306
I'll take these off.
1185
01:09:01,308 --> 01:09:03,544
I don't, I don't know.
1186
01:09:03,578 --> 01:09:04,779
It's okay.
1187
01:09:05,113 --> 01:09:06,246
Don't worry.
1188
01:09:08,549 --> 01:09:10,384
Just don't tell anyone.
1189
01:09:10,585 --> 01:09:11,586
Cross my heart.
1190
01:09:19,894 --> 01:09:21,763
Touch down.
1191
01:09:38,278 --> 01:09:39,179
Don't kiss.
1192
01:09:39,614 --> 01:09:40,313
Sorry,
1193
01:09:41,448 --> 01:09:42,583
I have an idea.
1194
01:10:14,381 --> 01:10:15,315
[Grunting]
1195
01:10:27,829 --> 01:10:28,328
Mhm.
1196
01:10:30,230 --> 01:10:32,232
So what happened?
1197
01:10:33,366 --> 01:10:35,469
I never know what happens
when I'm in a trance.
1198
01:10:42,844 --> 01:10:44,645
[Rooster crows]
[Crickets chirping]
1199
01:11:05,900 --> 01:11:07,434
What the fuck?
1200
01:11:10,872 --> 01:11:12,372
[Slow rock music]
1201
01:11:31,692 --> 01:11:33,692
You are so busted.
1202
01:11:33,694 --> 01:11:34,627
Shut up.
1203
01:11:34,629 --> 01:11:36,796
So you went to a whorehouse?
1204
01:11:36,798 --> 01:11:37,899
Really?
1205
01:11:41,736 --> 01:11:43,702
That's awesome.
1206
01:11:43,704 --> 01:11:46,304
I thought you were,
like, dead inside.
1207
01:11:46,306 --> 01:11:47,305
Surprise.
1208
01:11:47,307 --> 01:11:49,409
So you're actually normal?
1209
01:11:49,811 --> 01:11:50,945
Are you okay?
1210
01:11:52,079 --> 01:11:53,281
What do you mean?
1211
01:11:53,446 --> 01:11:54,916
You look a little funny.
1212
01:11:54,982 --> 01:11:55,915
I do?
1213
01:11:55,917 --> 01:11:57,952
Yeah, I wish I had a mirror.
1214
01:11:58,719 --> 01:11:59,885
Also, nice t-shirt.
1215
01:11:59,887 --> 01:12:01,086
What are you, a hippie now?
1216
01:12:01,088 --> 01:12:01,956
Stop!
1217
01:12:02,790 --> 01:12:05,425
No. Well, maybe I.
1218
01:12:05,458 --> 01:12:09,394
I did smoke a joint,
but it wasn't pot.
1219
01:12:09,396 --> 01:12:11,599
I did, you see God?
1220
01:12:11,933 --> 01:12:14,465
No. Shut up.
1221
01:12:14,467 --> 01:12:15,634
There was this guy.
1222
01:12:15,636 --> 01:12:20,107
His name was Luke, and he had,
um, a joint, but it wasn't
1223
01:12:20,407 --> 01:12:21,439
really a joint.
1224
01:12:21,441 --> 01:12:24,344
And I was floating.
1225
01:12:26,413 --> 01:12:27,648
It was.
1226
01:12:29,784 --> 01:12:31,418
Like, beautiful.
1227
01:12:31,919 --> 01:12:36,088
It was like I was in a movie
for, like, a few minutes or an
1228
01:12:36,090 --> 01:12:36,789
hour or two hours.
1229
01:12:36,791 --> 01:12:38,092
I don't really know, but
1230
01:12:39,527 --> 01:12:42,427
I feel like I lost
a piece of my brain.
1231
01:12:42,429 --> 01:12:46,466
Or I'm growing a new piece
really, really, really fast.
1232
01:12:46,634 --> 01:12:47,465
It's kind of like that book I
1233
01:12:47,467 --> 01:12:50,838
was reading by, um,
what's his name?
1234
01:12:51,806 --> 01:12:53,373
Kafka. Kafka.
1235
01:12:54,976 --> 01:12:56,476
I get it now.
1236
01:13:00,480 --> 01:13:01,549
Huh?
1237
01:13:06,386 --> 01:13:07,655
Don't tell anybody.
1238
01:13:08,623 --> 01:13:10,689
Okay. Who's Luke?
1239
01:13:10,691 --> 01:13:12,693
And what about the whorehouse?
1240
01:13:13,628 --> 01:13:14,528
Wow.
1241
01:13:14,695 --> 01:13:15,661
Thank you.
1242
01:13:15,663 --> 01:13:16,662
You're a good listener.
1243
01:13:16,664 --> 01:13:18,366
Okay, I'll send you a postcard.
1244
01:13:18,465 --> 01:13:19,798
Yeah, well, you better get
going inside.
1245
01:13:19,800 --> 01:13:20,733
They're waiting for you.
1246
01:13:20,735 --> 01:13:21,669
No shit.
1247
01:13:29,476 --> 01:13:30,845
Go, go.
1248
01:13:39,587 --> 01:13:41,155
Can you explain yourself?
1249
01:13:45,026 --> 01:13:47,526
Well, I'll be in the garage.
You know what I think.
1250
01:13:47,528 --> 01:13:49,028
Frank, this is important.
1251
01:13:49,030 --> 01:13:50,197
Tell him.
1252
01:13:59,073 --> 01:14:00,440
Say it.
1253
01:14:02,510 --> 01:14:03,544
You know.
1254
01:14:07,515 --> 01:14:08,747
You know I love you, son.
1255
01:14:08,749 --> 01:14:10,051
You know that.
1256
01:14:11,953 --> 01:14:14,689
Go on, give him a hug.
1257
01:14:19,060 --> 01:14:20,227
Listen to your mother.
1258
01:14:26,600 --> 01:14:28,235
Not even a hug, huh?
1259
01:14:30,204 --> 01:14:31,772
You can't say he didn't try.
1260
01:14:41,749 --> 01:14:43,882
We just want you to
know that those women.
1261
01:14:43,884 --> 01:14:46,752
They're not real, and
they won't make you happy.
1262
01:14:46,754 --> 01:14:47,788
Understand?
1263
01:14:49,590 --> 01:14:50,925
You hear me?
1264
01:14:51,592 --> 01:14:54,228
And whatever happened
between you and your father.
1265
01:14:55,096 --> 01:14:58,764
All I know is that when I came
home, he was yelling about
1266
01:14:58,766 --> 01:15:00,065
dishes in the sink.
1267
01:15:00,067 --> 01:15:03,738
And you going to
that deplorable.
1268
01:15:04,271 --> 01:15:05,606
I don't get it.
1269
01:15:05,940 --> 01:15:07,473
Why on earth did you go there?
1270
01:15:07,475 --> 01:15:09,076
I mean, what the
hell is going on?
1271
01:15:11,612 --> 01:15:13,014
Me little baby?
1272
01:15:16,617 --> 01:15:19,785
Well, we have decided that
we're not going to punish you
1273
01:15:19,787 --> 01:15:23,624
for going to that
deplorable place.
1274
01:15:24,825 --> 01:15:27,128
I think you've learned
a lesson there, huh?
1275
01:15:27,294 --> 01:15:28,529
You want to get high.
1276
01:15:28,796 --> 01:15:30,963
Or for disappearing last night?
1277
01:15:30,965 --> 01:15:35,803
Because I know that you're
a father can get angry.
1278
01:15:37,204 --> 01:15:38,837
I mean, sometimes even
I want to run away.
1279
01:15:38,839 --> 01:15:40,975
So, but I don't.
1280
01:15:42,309 --> 01:15:46,979
So we have decided that you are
going to be grounded for one
1281
01:15:46,981 --> 01:15:49,016
week for not doing the dishes.
1282
01:15:53,621 --> 01:15:57,124
For not doing the dishes?
1283
01:15:57,158 --> 01:15:58,159
Yes.
1284
01:15:59,160 --> 01:16:01,894
That's crazy.
1285
01:16:01,896 --> 01:16:03,731
Well that's life.
1286
01:16:04,799 --> 01:16:05,866
I am,
1287
01:16:07,234 --> 01:16:10,539
seriously confused right now.
1288
01:16:12,073 --> 01:16:15,709
And luckily, you'll have lots
of time to get unconfused.
1289
01:16:20,815 --> 01:16:22,083
Sorry.
1290
01:16:30,191 --> 01:16:31,325
Grounded.
1291
01:16:31,725 --> 01:16:35,729
Grounded. Grounded sucks.
1292
01:16:35,930 --> 01:16:38,230
I mean, straight
home from school.
1293
01:16:38,232 --> 01:16:39,364
And the worst.
1294
01:16:39,366 --> 01:16:42,267
No TV, but there is my stereo.
1295
01:16:42,269 --> 01:16:43,035
That's mine.
1296
01:16:43,037 --> 01:16:44,171
And mine is mine.
1297
01:16:45,039 --> 01:16:46,371
Especially when no
one else can hear.
1298
01:16:46,373 --> 01:16:48,107
Because headphones.
1299
01:16:48,109 --> 01:16:49,842
Then no one knows what
you're listening to.
1300
01:16:49,844 --> 01:16:54,048
But when I move out
and God, I can't wait.
1301
01:16:54,381 --> 01:17:00,185
No headphones and I will
seriously play it full blast.
1302
01:17:00,187 --> 01:17:02,591
Fuck everyone.
1303
01:17:03,224 --> 01:17:04,391
Well, not everyone.
1304
01:17:07,895 --> 01:17:09,196
[Hard rock music]82062
Can't find what you're looking for?
Get subtitles in any language from opensubtitles.com, and translate them here.
Afrikaans
Akan
Albanian
Amharic
Armenian
Azerbaijani
Basque
Belarusian
Bemba
Bengali
Bihari
Bosnian
Breton
Bulgarian
Cambodian
Catalan
Cebuano
Cherokee
Chichewa
Chinese (Simplified)
Chinese (Traditional)
Corsican
Croatian
Czech
Danish
Esperanto
Estonian
Faroese
Finnish
Frisian
Galician
Georgian
German
Greek
Guarani
Haitian Creole
Hausa
Hawaiian
Hebrew
Hmong
Hungarian
Icelandic
Indonesian
Irish
Japanese
Kazakh
Kinyarwanda
Kirundi
Kongo
Krio (Sierra Leone)
Kurdish
Kyrgyz
Laothian
Latin
Latvian
Lithuanian
Luganda
Luo
Luxembourgish
Macedonian
Malagasy
Malay
Maltese
Maori
Mauritian Creole
Moldavian
Mongolian
Myanmar (Burmese)
Montenegrin
Nepali
Norwegian
Pashto
Persian
Portuguese (Portugal)
Quechua
Romanian
Romansh
Russian
Samoan
Scots Gaelic
Serbian
Sesotho
Setswana
Seychellois Creole
Shona
Sindhi
Sinhalese
Slovak
Slovenian
Somali
Spanish (Latin American)
Swedish
Tajik
Thai
Tigrinya
Tonga
Turkmen
Ukrainian
Uzbek
Vietnamese
Welsh
Wolof