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Good evening.
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Tonight, we offer you
a generous portion of mystery,
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a pinch of comedy,
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just a soupcon of a commercial,
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all seasoned by a few irrelevant
comments from your host.
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As you may know,
food is a hobby of mine.
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I don't claim to be
an expert cook,
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but I am rather a good eater.
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If you will wander
into my kitchen,
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I'll allow you to watch me as I concoct
some delicacy to tempt your palate.
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I cannot abide careless cookery.
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Let me see. I've...
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I've just added
10 cc's of sugar.
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All that is left is to add
the white of one egg.
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And by the white, I do not refer
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to the clear gelatinous
substance inside.
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Naturally, I mean the shell.
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This is where most amateur
cooks make their mistakes.
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While you are waiting
for me to finish,
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I suggest you turn
your attention
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to tonight's story.
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It is called,
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"Conversation Over A Corpse."
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It sounds like perfect
dinner conversation.
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Who laughed with delight...
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You... Frown...
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In the old church yard...
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Gave her a smile...
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And trembled...
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And alone...
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It's you, Joanna.
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Who else would it be?
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Those are the cookies
you're going to serve.
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Yes, Joanna.
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Sprinkle them with cinnamon.
Then he won't taste the tea.
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Do you really think
we ought to do this, Joanna?
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After all, Mr. Brenner's
a very nice man.
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Mr. Brenner is not
a nice man.
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There's nothing nice about him.
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He wants to cheat us
out of this house.
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Cissie, do you want
to move out of our home?
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No.
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No, why, I wouldn't know
where to go.
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At our age, we have roots.
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We don't want
to pull them up and move.
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But we did sign
the option. Or, you did.
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We didn't have
any money then, did we?
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Now we have.
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Since the insurance policy
money came,
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we can live well
for the rest of our lives.
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But you did sign the option,
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and Mr. Brenner does want
this house so much.
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Mr. Brenner won't want anything
when I've finished with him.
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Cissie, when you serve the tea,
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make sure that
it brews long enough
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for the capsules to melt.
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It won't hurt
poor Mr. Brenner, will it?
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Mr. Brenner
is cheating us.
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He's always cheated everyone.
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He wants to tear
this house down.
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I don't see why anyone would
want to tear this house down.
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It's not more than
100 years old,
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and it's in very good condition.
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No, Joanna, no, I don't
think I want to do this.
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We'll just give Mr. Brenner his money
back and that's all there'll be to it.
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I've told you time and time
again that you're to do as I say.
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You're hurting me, sister.
You're hurting my wrist.
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I want it understood
that you're to do as I say.
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Very well, sister, but
you're hurting me terribly.
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If you had an ounce of
common sense, you would realize
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that we can't give
Mr. Brenner his money back.
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He has a signed option
and he wants his property.
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I just don't seem to
understand business, Joanna.
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No, you don't understand
anything. You're very stupid.
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I suppose I am.
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Without me, you would have
been put out of here long ago
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and ended in the poor house.
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I don't want that.
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Then do as I say.
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Yes, Joanna, yes.
I'll do as you say.
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We'll give Mr. Brenner
the tea,
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and he'll just
go gently to sleep.
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Won't he?
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Yes, he'll sleep.
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Just so he feels nothing,
there's no pain.
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I don't like pain, Joanna.
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You hurt me that time.
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It's the only way
I can make you understand.
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But I do like Mr. Brenner.
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At least, I think I do.
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That man understands and
appreciates nothing but money.
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Money, money, money.
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44, 45, 46, 47, 48, 49,
$5,000, Mr. Brenner.
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Yeah, and that's more money than those
two old dames have seen in their lives.
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Seems a shame to tear down
that old house.
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I'll have them out
of there in a week.
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And the day after,
I'll tear the place down.
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Just the same, it seems a shame.
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I've been after that property
for 10 years.
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For a while I thought I'd have
to kill them to get it.
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I might have to, at that.
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Good afternoon,
Mrs. Cushing.
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Very nice of you ladies to feed
me. And such good cookies, too.
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Do you like
the tea, Mr. Brenner?
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Fine, fine.
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It's a special blend
we use for guests.
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Well, now ladies,
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suppose we get
right down to business.
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It's a shame to spoil such
a nice talk with business.
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Well, it's a world
of business, Miss Enright.
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You know, keep
the wheels turning,
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your nose to the grindstone.
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Just when do you ladies expect
to move out of the house?
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Move out?
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Well, yes, you'll find it
mighty uncomfortable
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to be sitting here while they
tear down the place around you.
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Tear it down?
Tear down this house?
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Cissie... She's very
easily upset.
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So I see.
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Well, I thought you understood
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I wanted the land
the house is built on,
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not the house itself, no.
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That must come down.
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Frankly, Mr. Brenner,
we've changed our minds.
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Well, you can't do that.
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This is an option,
you signed it.
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I gave you money and you
accepted it. You must realize...
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But, Mr. Brenner...
Cissie.
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Option or no option,
Mr. Brenner,
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we are not going
to sell this house.
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But you must!
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As a matter of fact, you did!
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You're getting
so upset, Mr. Brenner.
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Have another cup of tea.
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No, no, thank you.
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I'll take you both to court.
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I'll have everybody
laughing at you.
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They'll put you away!
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I don't know what's
the matter with me. I...
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I'm so tired.
I can't seem to...
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Cissie, clear away
the tea things.
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Don't you think Mr. Brenner
should have another cup of tea?
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He doesn't need it.
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What did you do to me?
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You have just taken enough
poison to kill 10 men, Mr. Brenner.
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Catch him, Cissie!
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I'm sure it isn't going to
hurt a bit, Mr. Brenner.
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There. That's done.
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He doesn't look
very comfortable.
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Clear away
the tea things, Cissie,
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and be sure to wash
each cup thoroughly.
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I don't see why
I have to hurry, so.
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I want to look
at Mr. Brenner some more.
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Cissie, will you please
do as I say?
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Shall I read Mr. Brenner's
tea leaves?
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He has no future.
He's dead.
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Now what?
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Nothing.
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What do you mean, "Nothing"?
Answer me.
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Why, Joanna,
your tea leaves say "Death."
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You've just mixed
the cups, that's all.
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Here, let me help you.
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You never finish anything.
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Now, let me see.
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Is that everything?
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Well, yes, I think so. Everything,
that is, except Mr. Brenner.
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Doesn't he look natural?
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Now, what are we going to do?
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With everything so rushed
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and you distracting me
with those tea leaves,
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I just can't think
of everything!
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We've got to do
something about him!
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Well, we could put
something over him.
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Cissie, please.
We've got to dispose of him!
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Well, let me think.
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We could bury him in the cellar.
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That happens to have
a cement floor.
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We could bury him
in the wood shed.
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Yes, we could ask Barney
to dig a hole
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when he comes to do
the yard next week.
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We have to dig the hole now!
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Now, go and get
the shovel and start.
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I can't dig a big hole
like that, Joanna.
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You know that it would
take me all night.
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Very well, then, I'll do it.
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Do you think he's really dead?
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Isn't he supposed to be stiff?
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Give the man time, Joanna.
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He's awfully heavy.
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Maybe we could take him
out in sections.
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Sections?
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But wouldn't that
be terribly untidy?
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I mean, mama's rug.
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Yes, I suppose so.
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What a nuisance it all is.
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Maybe we could drop him
down the old well.
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It doesn't have a cover on it.
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But we could put lots
of things on top of him
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and then we don't need
to divide him up,
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we could just drop him in.
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Yes, let's do it right quickly.
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You take one foot,
and I'll take the other.
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He's alive!
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What a nuisance this is.
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Now we have to kill
him again, somehow.
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Why doesn't anything
ever go right?
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Now what am I going to do?
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Well, why don't
you suggest something?
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You're in this as much as I am!
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All right, Joanna!
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I've got an idea.
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If I could only get up,
move, do something.
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Here's papa's elephant gun.
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He always kept it loaded.
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It's much too noisy.
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I'll get something.
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My, now he can wiggle
his eyebrows.
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There, this is better, I think.
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Joanna, mama's rug.
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It would ruin mama's rug.
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Yes, I didn't think of that.
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A blunt instrument.
That's what they always use.
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We must get a blunt instrument.
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Blunt instrument.
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I have it, Joanna!
I have something!
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Hurry, Joanna,
he just moved his head.
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I'm coming.
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Here. What do you think
of this?
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No, no, no, no.
That's not blunt enough.
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Here, this is better.
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I suppose so.
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Well, of course it is.
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Here. Well, go ahead
and hit him.
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Well, hit him!
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I can't. He keeps
rolling his eyes at me.
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Very well then, I'll do it.
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Now you see what you've done.
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I can't do it either.
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We've got to think
of something else.
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There must be some
neat way of doing it.
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If just a little
will kill a fly,
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a whole can should
do Mr. Brenner.
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It'll be neat
and very sanitary, too.
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Now, see what you've done.
You stirred him up.
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He's coming to. We've
got to do something quickly!
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We could poison him again.
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But we've used up
all the capsules.
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I know, weed killer.
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We didn't use it all
on the roses.
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There's some still in
the shed. I'll get it quickly.
251
00:13:40,324 --> 00:13:43,805
Meantime, you come right
here, Cissie, and watch him.
252
00:13:44,004 --> 00:13:47,320
If he moves, hit him
on the head with this.
253
00:13:52,740 --> 00:13:57,017
Cissie, get police.
254
00:13:57,284 --> 00:13:59,739
I couldn't do that.
It wouldn't be right.
255
00:13:59,812 --> 00:14:03,521
Look, your sister's
out of her mind.
256
00:14:04,612 --> 00:14:06,914
Don't you say that.
Don't you dare say that!
257
00:14:06,980 --> 00:14:10,754
She was talking about
taking me out in sections.
258
00:14:11,588 --> 00:14:14,141
You mean her.
259
00:14:15,588 --> 00:14:16,832
She isn't my sister.
260
00:14:16,900 --> 00:14:17,947
What do you mean?
261
00:14:18,020 --> 00:14:19,875
Her name is Abigail.
262
00:14:20,196 --> 00:14:24,703
She came here to take care of my
sister, Joanna, almost 30 years ago.
263
00:14:25,315 --> 00:14:28,796
Papa was dead then and
mama didn't live long afterwards,
264
00:14:29,444 --> 00:14:32,030
and then they took
my real sister, Joanna, away,
265
00:14:32,100 --> 00:14:34,336
and I was very unhappy about it.
266
00:14:34,403 --> 00:14:36,345
Yes, but call the police.
267
00:14:37,412 --> 00:14:39,801
Mr. Brenner, you are not
being very polite.
268
00:14:39,876 --> 00:14:41,981
I haven't finished
telling you about Joanna.
269
00:14:42,052 --> 00:14:43,874
Never mind. Please.
270
00:14:44,163 --> 00:14:46,203
Then Abigail said
it would be better
271
00:14:46,275 --> 00:14:48,926
if we moved and she'd say
she was my sister
272
00:14:49,284 --> 00:14:51,193
and then people
wouldn't make cruel remarks.
273
00:14:51,268 --> 00:14:52,991
I don't like cruel people,
Mr. Brenner.
274
00:14:53,059 --> 00:14:54,586
They upset me very much.
275
00:14:54,660 --> 00:14:57,027
If you'd only call the police.
276
00:14:57,828 --> 00:15:00,959
You know, I think Abigail
has been pretending
277
00:15:01,028 --> 00:15:03,843
to be Joanna for so long,
she believes it.
278
00:15:04,835 --> 00:15:08,927
Sometimes, I find it hard to
remember she isn't my real sister, too.
279
00:15:09,539 --> 00:15:11,514
But she's cruel.
280
00:15:11,876 --> 00:15:13,120
She's like you.
281
00:15:13,188 --> 00:15:15,838
She's cruel and not nice at all.
282
00:15:16,228 --> 00:15:19,741
I don't see how I can keep her
from killing you, Mr. Brenner.
283
00:15:20,483 --> 00:15:23,679
If I could only move,
get up, do something.
284
00:15:23,748 --> 00:15:25,602
Yes, it's a pity.
285
00:15:25,668 --> 00:15:28,253
Because in a little while,
when it's too late,
286
00:15:28,323 --> 00:15:30,233
you will be able to move.
287
00:15:30,532 --> 00:15:33,052
You see, I only put
half the amount
288
00:15:33,123 --> 00:15:35,262
of powder in your tea
that she intended.
289
00:15:35,332 --> 00:15:37,241
That's why you're not dead yet.
290
00:15:37,315 --> 00:15:38,330
Half the amount?
291
00:15:38,404 --> 00:15:39,581
Yes.
292
00:15:39,651 --> 00:15:42,433
If I hadn't, you'd never have
regained consciousness.
293
00:15:43,204 --> 00:15:46,400
Cissie, you...
You saved my life.
294
00:15:46,563 --> 00:15:48,603
I don't like
to see people suffer.
295
00:15:49,187 --> 00:15:52,416
If you helped me once,
why can't you do it again?
296
00:15:52,643 --> 00:15:55,393
I'm afraid you'd take my house
away from me, Mr. Brenner.
297
00:15:55,459 --> 00:15:58,721
No, no, I swear I won't.
I swear it.
298
00:15:59,491 --> 00:16:00,985
How do I know I can believe you?
299
00:16:01,059 --> 00:16:04,157
Cissie, Cissie,
there's plenty of it.
300
00:16:04,227 --> 00:16:07,391
And it says on the label,
"70% arsenic."
301
00:16:07,491 --> 00:16:09,280
How do you think we ought
to give it to him?
302
00:16:09,347 --> 00:16:12,642
With orange juice,
I should think.
303
00:16:12,899 --> 00:16:15,801
That's the way I always
take those nasty medicines.
304
00:16:17,571 --> 00:16:20,670
Cissie, you've got to help me.
305
00:16:21,347 --> 00:16:22,908
My, you're doing very well.
306
00:16:22,979 --> 00:16:25,052
Come closer, come closer.
307
00:16:25,859 --> 00:16:28,991
Don't you see what Joanna's
trying to do?
308
00:16:29,059 --> 00:16:30,815
Yes, she's going
to poison you again.
309
00:16:30,883 --> 00:16:31,883
No.
310
00:16:32,067 --> 00:16:36,159
She's going to say it was you who
killed me, that it was all your doing.
311
00:16:36,227 --> 00:16:37,753
She wouldn't do that.
312
00:16:37,827 --> 00:16:39,616
Of course she will.
You know that.
313
00:16:39,683 --> 00:16:41,887
She's going to have
you declared incompetent,
314
00:16:41,955 --> 00:16:44,027
and then she'll have
you put away.
315
00:16:44,099 --> 00:16:45,922
No, she mustn't.
316
00:16:46,691 --> 00:16:50,400
Then you'll lose your
house, money, everything.
317
00:16:51,491 --> 00:16:52,985
What can I do?
318
00:16:53,602 --> 00:16:56,701
Hand me that gun, please.
319
00:17:12,450 --> 00:17:14,654
There. That will do it,
I think.
320
00:17:15,267 --> 00:17:16,641
Joanna,
321
00:17:17,315 --> 00:17:20,992
is it true you're going to say I
was the one who killed Mr. Brenner?
322
00:17:21,379 --> 00:17:22,623
What?
323
00:17:22,691 --> 00:17:26,815
And are you going to tell
people I did it because I'm insane?
324
00:17:26,915 --> 00:17:29,435
Whatever put such a
silly idea into your head?
325
00:17:29,507 --> 00:17:31,962
Well, I've thought
for a long time
326
00:17:32,035 --> 00:17:35,679
that you wanted me to be
put away in a sanitarium,
327
00:17:35,746 --> 00:17:38,234
like they did my real sister.
328
00:17:38,370 --> 00:17:41,534
Someone gave you that idea.
Who was it?
329
00:17:41,827 --> 00:17:44,510
Mr. Brenner.
We had a very nice chat.
330
00:17:44,834 --> 00:17:46,176
Cissie, you're not
making this up?
331
00:17:46,243 --> 00:17:47,355
No.
332
00:17:47,714 --> 00:17:49,056
He's feeling much better,
333
00:17:49,123 --> 00:17:52,701
and I think he's going to
take our house away from us.
334
00:17:53,442 --> 00:17:56,159
Don't you think you'd better
do something about it?
335
00:18:41,538 --> 00:18:46,295
Obscure and alone...
336
00:18:53,250 --> 00:18:57,341
Of a granite so gray...
337
00:19:15,426 --> 00:19:16,921
My.
338
00:19:17,122 --> 00:19:18,715
Is Joanna dead, Mr. Brenner?
339
00:19:18,786 --> 00:19:20,542
She tried to kill me
with that ax.
340
00:19:20,610 --> 00:19:23,163
My, my, she always
was an impatient one.
341
00:19:23,266 --> 00:19:24,378
Better call the police.
342
00:19:24,578 --> 00:19:27,839
Yes. I think the police
should know about this.
343
00:19:28,610 --> 00:19:31,425
But first, let me ask
you something, Mr. Brenner.
344
00:19:31,682 --> 00:19:34,333
You won't take my house away
from me now, will you?
345
00:19:34,402 --> 00:19:36,857
Well, of course, I'll
give you a fair price for it.
346
00:19:36,930 --> 00:19:40,126
Enough for you to buy a little, little
place out in the suburbs somewhere.
347
00:19:40,194 --> 00:19:43,489
You don't want a house
as big as this all by yourself.
348
00:19:46,242 --> 00:19:48,479
I brought you a drink,
Mr. Brenner.
349
00:19:48,673 --> 00:19:50,778
I thought it would
give you strength.
350
00:19:51,330 --> 00:19:52,672
What is it?
Whiskey.
351
00:19:52,738 --> 00:19:54,634
It's very good. It's been
on the shelf for years.
352
00:19:54,658 --> 00:19:57,375
Whiskey? Why, Cissie,
you're a marvel.
353
00:20:00,770 --> 00:20:02,046
That'll fix me up.
354
00:20:02,113 --> 00:20:04,120
Yes, it will, won't it?
355
00:20:05,890 --> 00:20:07,548
Now, don't you want
to call the police?
356
00:20:07,618 --> 00:20:08,567
Yes, I'll call the police.
357
00:20:08,641 --> 00:20:10,202
Never forget you
for this, Cissie.
358
00:20:10,274 --> 00:20:12,248
Just never forget you for it.
359
00:20:24,930 --> 00:20:27,712
Hello? Get me the police.
360
00:20:28,705 --> 00:20:30,494
Yeah, quick.
361
00:20:31,841 --> 00:20:34,329
Who is this? Lieutenant.
362
00:20:34,401 --> 00:20:36,343
Lieutenant, this is Brenner,
363
00:20:36,418 --> 00:20:37,879
Herbert Brenner,
the real estate man.
364
00:20:37,953 --> 00:20:39,961
I'm at the Enright home.
365
00:20:40,033 --> 00:20:41,495
Tell them Joanna
isn't my sister.
366
00:20:41,570 --> 00:20:42,584
Just a minute.
367
00:20:42,657 --> 00:20:43,672
What?
368
00:20:43,746 --> 00:20:45,001
Tell them Joanna isn't my sister
369
00:20:45,025 --> 00:20:46,880
but a cruel woman
who made me say she was.
370
00:20:46,945 --> 00:20:47,945
Okay.
371
00:20:48,097 --> 00:20:49,624
And tell them that I helped you
372
00:20:49,698 --> 00:20:51,209
and it was Joanna
who gave you the poison
373
00:20:51,233 --> 00:20:52,248
and tried to murder you.
374
00:20:52,322 --> 00:20:53,322
Okay, okay.
375
00:20:53,634 --> 00:20:57,408
Lieutenant, Joanna Enright
was a phony.
376
00:20:57,697 --> 00:20:59,323
She wasn't Cissie's sister.
377
00:20:59,393 --> 00:21:03,584
She was some sort of a nurse
that muscled her way into the house.
378
00:21:05,441 --> 00:21:08,125
What's that?
She's dead.
379
00:21:08,194 --> 00:21:09,371
I killed her,
380
00:21:10,049 --> 00:21:12,951
just as she was about
to murder me with an ax.
381
00:21:13,985 --> 00:21:15,546
Of course I'm sober.
382
00:21:16,417 --> 00:21:18,075
A little groggy, that's all.
383
00:21:18,177 --> 00:21:21,974
Some sort of poison
Joanna put in the cup of tea.
384
00:21:22,049 --> 00:21:24,253
Tell them I was the one
who helped you.
385
00:21:24,737 --> 00:21:26,079
Cissie saved me.
386
00:21:26,177 --> 00:21:28,414
If it hadn't been for me,
you'd be dead now.
387
00:21:28,481 --> 00:21:29,823
Yeah, dead now.
388
00:21:30,209 --> 00:21:34,519
I... I can't hold head up
much longer.
389
00:21:35,105 --> 00:21:38,269
That stuff that Joanna
gave me...
390
00:22:01,569 --> 00:22:05,278
Thank you, Mr. Brenner, for telling
the police exactly what happened.
391
00:22:07,457 --> 00:22:11,035
My, my, I hope they hurry.
Everything's so upset.
392
00:22:20,960 --> 00:22:25,335
She was no sissy. As a matter
of fact, that was her downfall.
393
00:22:25,889 --> 00:22:29,184
She wanted to steady her
nerves before the police came,
394
00:22:29,281 --> 00:22:31,168
so she took a flew slugs.
395
00:22:31,361 --> 00:22:32,638
Very sad.
396
00:22:32,865 --> 00:22:35,931
Except for the newspapers
who detected a love triangle.
397
00:22:36,097 --> 00:22:39,413
The picture papers had
more fun than at a hanging.
398
00:22:40,257 --> 00:22:43,104
Well, so much for tonight's
cooking demonstration.
399
00:22:43,169 --> 00:22:44,630
I hope I've made
everything clear.
400
00:22:44,705 --> 00:22:48,535
Next time, I shall show you
how to prepare an exotic delicacy,
401
00:22:48,986 --> 00:22:51,644
White hunter à la Mau Mau.
402
00:22:51,905 --> 00:22:54,174
You'll be the talk
of your neighborhood.
403
00:22:54,241 --> 00:22:57,853
I shall also reveal one
of my own culinary secrets,
404
00:22:58,048 --> 00:23:01,845
how to remove the wrapper
from a frozen food package
405
00:23:02,017 --> 00:23:04,570
without tearing the directions.
406
00:23:04,865 --> 00:23:06,010
Good night.
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