Original subtitles

dennis weaver stars as a man

cut you're fired fluffing it next

welcome to this premiere presentation of

nabisco showcase

in tonight's movie we focus on a man

whose guarded secret may spell the end

of his career

family and friends in the dramatic story

bluffing

nabisco showcase is brought to you by

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act one of bluffing it

up and down pleasant street with joe

and his new yellow wagon soon jack went

away there's as many reasons as there

are people like me

oh i suppose some people had parents who

wouldn't or couldn't help them

maybe their parents didn't speak english

or they moved around you know

changed schools a lot i know if my turn

was coming up to read aloud

i'd go to the bathroom disrupt class or

pretend to sleep

later on it wasn't much harder if the

tests were multiple choice any meaning

mighty mo would get me pretty far

of course cheating always helped a lot

and being a jock

they cut me a lot of slack it wasn't

hard to graduate

although many schools are doing a lot

about it now

i think i got past not for what i knew

jack but for how old i was

jack why don't you take up where daryl

left off

jack

said

keep reading jack

seems to me jack duken that a boy who's

missed all the school you have with all

your pneumonias should take advantage of

your health

but if you want to sleep fine just stay

home next time he's so

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stupid

foreign

all right

[Applause]

upstairs

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all right get out of here

it's got to be out of here

you're finally getting ready

what's up i don't know i left my reading

glasses home again

what does it say ah

worker replacement plan modification

seminars will begin monday

to help supervisors gain cooperation

from the floor personnel

when the layoffs begin now schedule a

stellar week for monday i don't think

this was meant for me

hey thanks for sharing this is all our

jobs

are talking about not yours jackie boy

you can get calluses on your pinkies

well the rest of us get calluses on our

butts down the canary

hey going up to a nicer guy hey

whoa get back to work hey

good luck

i'll rescue you to give him help jack's

a loser

[Applause]

get out there

[Applause]

come on you gotta move you gotta

anticipate you gotta hit

you're playing like a girl out there

we're a minute away from winning aren't

we

winning losing you give a hundred

percent i understand you don't give a

hundred percent

you're not being uh if you're not honest

we don't need your help

okay lottery change them up rusty

sit down

get him out of there

[Applause]

me

[Applause]

pride my child is one of the seven

deadly sins

yeah don't you fill up on that

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rusty hi congratulations

in the minnesota iron ore business

in the area sometimes i wonder if his

playing is so important if he's going to

feel beaten up after every game

hey you don't play you don't win if you

don't win you lose dukens don't lose

dudes don't lose we took them to the

cleaners

great so take your hands to the cleaners

and tell rusty too

uh monica and haley will be here any

minute be nice

to her friend simon he went to harvard

why couldn't you just stay married to

pat he was a good man

he was an alcoholic and a two-timing

house

this country was just going to keep

slipping further behind the japanese and

the koreans until management started

spending some money in modernization

you'll see there will come a time on the

assembly line when cars for example are

barely touched by human hands

simon works at synchrodine they make a

lot of the parts that go into the

robotics so what are you going to do

with the human hands that used to build

the cars huh

well they'll retrain oh yeah sure great

you

you take a 50 year old drill press

operator been on the job for 15 years

what are you going to retrain him in

jack

i read the paper i know about uh endemic

unemployment you don't have to go to

harvard to know about that

dad cool it okay forget it

sick of it all you hear about anymore

now rusty on the other hand he had a

good night tonight

he had two assists and if you'd skate a

little harder you'd had two goals

well rusty's not gonna have to worry

about robots taking his job

a robot can't be a writer or a teacher

some of the teachers i had when i was in

school i thought they were robots

now rusty he just doesn't want to do any

hard work that's all

teachers have the most important work

there is then sometimes the hardest

i was meaning he was too smart why do

you always have to side with him

because we both had to put up with you

monica your father's only teasing

and how come you always have to side

with him whose side am i on

you are a mummy side the best side i'm

gonna be on grandpa's side

15

start in a week anyone not given two

weeks notice it's gonna get paid the

difference

hey why don't they just tell us exactly

who is getting late yeah i'm gonna make

my reservations down at the canary

hey jack why don't they listen to you

hey i'm in the same boat as you guys

of course i haven't been out looking for

work in over 10 years

we got families you know i know

i'll speak up again we'll appreciate it

time to get to work cal

now watch it just what it says

why don't you show me how smart you are

and explain it tim

i'll talk to mr goldman i can't afford

to be out of work

neither can anybody else well i asked

him to take me off the line let me take

up this job hector's not coming back

you want to be a janitor well i need to

work

okay go find a broom

i thought they all had mailboxes

reserved down well

you won't catch me push people may

neither jack duggan

jack don't get to the office we better

get to work pete you're gonna have to

pull double now

yeah get mail jack so as production

foreman you'd

run the floor just like i do now but

instead of telling the men what to do

you just

tell the machines and you type it into

the computer

when the machines don't take an hour and

ten for lunch

i uh i don't type

jack all this is is hunt and pack

a couple of words a minute yeah i don't

think that's the problem is it chad

what do you mean i mean every time we

tried to promote you you turned us down

right and he color coded the line when

output went up by half he said no no no

my place is with the man on the floor

jack there just aren't gonna be that

many men on the floor

and you want me to run the thing that's

gonna throw em out

welcome to the future

i say the working man is losing jobs

because we're not competitive

so to make us competitive you get the

machines in here to do the work for us

we lose our jobs anyway we get the short

end coming and going

your profits go up profits is what we're

in business for

and i'll tell you this any job that's

done by brawn and no brains is done

better and cheaper by machines

any one of those guys will take this job

in a second now you know that

jack here's a great opportunity for you

you must know that too

your training begins next week look

through these

get familiar with them you'll see us

it's no big deal

i'm happy you're with us jack

i want this one so bad i can taste it

then you'll learn how when i can't read

a word of it

same way we used to honey come on let's

have a look

hi guys hey hey what's you got oh

what's this an a naturally

mr khan wants you to submit stuff to the

entry magazine oh that's wonderful

i don't suppose you have time to read it

well i'd love to but right now i've

i've got to work on this what what is

this

the pascal cobalt user's reference

manual are we getting a computer

no the factory's putting in robotics and

they have asked your father to run the

whole thing

wow that's great ted what's so great

about it

robotics it's it's like the future you

heard simon

oh please no really we have this

computer in mr stone's class and there's

this program that

simulates like workforce problems i

could help you with this

it's really cool

read this stuff beat us error on x bad

sector press escape it sounds like

asteroids

warning data exhausted fatal error what

do they do kill you if you make a

mistake

mr dogen you've just exhausted your dad

now you die i said put it down

sorry

i just stuck the damn book in my face

hi

he hates me he doesn't hate you

he doesn't like me he doesn't like the

way i play sports

he never reads my homework

my stories things i like he loves you

more than anything rusty

come on mom be honest that's that's

dad's big thing

be honest if you're not honest we don't

want

i am being honest

it's just that he's under a lot of

pressure right now he's always

under a lot of pressure

yeah well that's true ever since i've

known him

why did you marry him what

no really why

jack dugan

he was the catch of the school

i'm not kidding tall handsome

letterman funny guy

and he came after me

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i wasn't used to that kind of attention

i was what you would call a late bloomer

as a matter of fact the question i used

to ask myself was why he married me

i know i married you

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thank you

when two entries conflict

the program will act on the one entered

last

for example if you entered r and l for

right

and left then l will take effect

and r will be ignored wait a second wait

you

before you said r stood for row now how

do i know if it stands for rower for

right

uh we're probably coming to that you got

to just learn this page by page

page page no i'm not stupid

reorganize the whole assembly line

i increased their output 50 in one year

no wonder they want to promote me

deserve it

[Applause]

good now you can learn it at random

can't learn it at all

oh you can and you know it dugans don't

lose remember

there are 36 letters on the keyboard and

you have

10 days to figure them out it's not the

letters it's the words

you learned the bill of rights in a

weekend you remember the krebs acid

cycle you probably still do

jack there hasn't been anything you

couldn't do when we worked on it

together

except reading right two little faults

if i could just find the system

everything's got a system

great we will find the system

now go find page one

yes jack come on over with me to the

computer for a minute come on

i just got this new program it simulates

the line once we're in full service

well you just gave me that stuff

yesterday you said i had a whole week

don't get worried i'm just going to show

you how simple it all is look

i figured it out myself

i really gotta get back to the man hold

on the man

come on let's have some fun

all right

push enter

jack push enter

all right when ready appears

type start

okay

jack type start

[Applause]

what do you mean i can't do it you can't

do it you mean you won't do it i can't

do it

jack you are not a hero you're not

saving any of your men's jobs

all right you're fired

thank you

is

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come my little apprentice let's eat

ah peter do we ever cover steak with

ketchup

no father but it's hamburger ah but

hamburger is steak

it's chopped steak so we use a1 stick

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right and it's a ones herbs and spices

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steak burgers don't cover it discover it

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they did it for fun small smaller

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every bit as good as the ritz who's

responsible for this huh

oh here he comes

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oh up guys waiting for me you really

showed those guys at the flat yesterday

yeah you you didn't think i was going to

end up with the canary yeah

that was beautiful really beautiful hey

we're going to get going

okay so early i just got here yeah it's

a special meeting not the plant

i guess you really stirred things up hey

did you eat yet

let me spring for breakfast tommy

breakfast right here anything he wants

i'm springing

i know over likely and home fried

he thinks he knows me and hamburgers for

lunch

anything uh in here today yeah plenty

but nothing for me

how would you feel about driving a

tanker again i got a brother who's got a

company in revere

i could put in a word for you i've had

my phil truck and john but uh

i'll give it a shot thanks for the offer

hey pete we got to get going yeah yeah

listen hey

stop your face look after him

see you later jack so on jack hogan

you're a prince jack

your eggs are coming take it easy guys

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[Applause]

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foreign

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so

so

this north atlantic storage

the side door can't you read

oh yeah i guess i must have been paying

attention

i'm sorry

i was wondering maybe could you give me

a hand with this uh my glasses are being

repaired

honey i've got two pair of glasses

because

i'm too busy to be caught without them

i just left my glasses on the bus said

my other pass at home

would you mind

name jack dugan

150 south florida

well uh johnny speaks well if you have

it right now i'm long on drivers and

short on runs

but you'll have to go to motor vehicle

and pass your first class exam and if

after that

i got anything open then we'll see yeah

i'm sorry i can't be more encouraging

well thanks anyway

all right good luck

no luck all week huh

steve doherty says they offered his dad

the computer job at the factory

pete yeah and he's gonna take it

well good for him

why don't you let me take you down to

synchronize dad simon i'll show you

around we'll

go for lunch

come on be fun shipping and receiving

don't know come on dad just give it a

try

go with her come on all right okay

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hey aren't you gonna have any dessert

made your favorite chocolate cream

pie i don't think so not tonight

well he's really down huh

it's a hard thing a man his age out of

work well i don't understand why he just

didn't take the promotion

father's man of honor us that he

wouldn't turn on his friends friends

like pete doherty

you're gonna work full-time at the

hospital they only need me three days a

week

we'll be fine don't worry okay

grampy remember the snowy woods

okay spot

here we go

now once upon a time

there was a man on horse and sled and

they got

lost in the woods and it was during this

big

blizzard see and it got very dark

that's not like crappy well of course it

is you see they got lost between the

town here in the lake

huh that's not what it says mommy

grandpa isn't reading it like talk to

later like

honey grampy's being creative he's just

making up a new story from the old one

that's fun too

isn't it but i want the snowy woods come

on pumpkin

grampy will reach you another time you

gotta go

is

thank you thank you

thank you i think it'd be really neat if

you and simon worked at the same place

so why don't you fill out my application

for me you wouldn't want me to louse it

up with my handwriting

didn't think some chicken came along

danced across it

it's a good thing you're so cute

adorable

i'm gonna find a men's room

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[Applause]

[Music]

[Music]

hey creepo get out of here

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ready you ready yeah yeah

i'll have a hamburger dad this is a

great seafood restaurant all you ever

order is hamburger i like hamburger but

there is more to eating out than ham

i like hamburgers uh

we don't have hamburgers okay

i'll have the calamari salad please and

i'll have the fisherman's platter

what are you having the calamari salad

yeah

that sounds good i'll have that all

right dad living dangerously

i never seen you eat squid before

[Music]

i can't have my boys sick i can take

apart a car

watch washer you name it i'm not stupid

of course you're not

then how come i feel like it 20 times a

day i can't even take a lousy shipping

receiving job because it's got computers

they'll think i'm an idiot

nobody thinks that jack they would

i knew i couldn't read a menu you think

we'd keep any of our friends

you'd think they'd want jack the dummy

to coach their kids my granddaughter can

read i can't

it's like i'm on a ladder it's

getting higher and higher and more and

more shaky and

and it falls at work for god's sake and

i'm on the floor

how long can i go on before somebody

finds out why i can't get up

off the floor oh honey lie down with me

for a minute teach me to read

i can't yeah you can you're a smart lady

oh

jack we've tried it doesn't work we

fight here don't

just read it to me teach me how i've

tried you even tried night school and

quit you just

won't memorize the word i can't why you

memorize everything else why can't you

just memorize this i

can't don't you understand i don't know

what it says here

it's chinese go ahead memorize memorize

it

you just can't memorize it you got to

know the system well teach me the system

damn it you don't

know the system you do you just don't

want to i do

teach me to write stop it jack you're

hurting here here

teach me where to put my name where do i

put

jack dugan on this damn form stop it

bluffing it tonight's special

presentation of nabisco showcase

will resume shortly

peanuts get your fresh roasted peanuts

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harry wait for your sister

remember getting planters nuts fresh

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just one whiff and you couldn't resist

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well today there's a snack that's just

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they're sweet enough to please and just

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planters honey roasted nuts mr peanut

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they're light crispy there must be real

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tonight's nabisco showcase presentation

bluffing it will continue in a moment

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the new york giants the chicago bears

world champions collide on the season

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jim hill knows the score sunday after

eyewitness news at 11.

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excuse me uh you took class a exam

didn't you yes

i'm preparing for the test myself uh

could i have your copy

hope yourself thanks a lot

hey coach got my wheels

hey congratulations coach of the year

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hey

did you get it oh i was sitting there

with a couple of corrected exams and

trying to memorize them billy slattery

shows up and saves me i felt like an

idiot i left

i'm sure he didn't know what you were

doing well i did

i don't know maybe it means that i

i shouldn't be driving a truck again

message from my old man

he didn't talk to you when he was alive

why should he start now

uh how about getting a can of chicken

stock

the chicken stock's on the left

that you are not gonna believe

i found a job for you no really at

school

there's a coaching position available

baseball but you gotta put on tomorrow

they might fill it jack that's terrific

you get paid for doing what you love

dad come on it's baseball jack

jack come on dad it's baseball all right

all right

sorry it's okay

believe me there was a time when coaches

didn't have to double as teachers

but with all the cutbacks we've had to

make compromises yeah i understand

well you're more understanding than i

we've gone from the best

record in the school league across the

board

to one of the worst you're up there

aren't you yeah

52-53 two years

it's impressive had my battles

mr dugan could you teach shop

shop

i can take a part and put together any

machine you put in front of

make anything you want

i missed a shop ever since mr white went

into the hospital we've been doubling up

shop classes

huh what exactly happened between you

and the steel plant they got rid of the

shot pot

see fuel is pulled into the combustion

chamber

or d none of the above so after you

finish the last question

pass your papers to the right and i'll

correct them while you inspect the

engines

congratulations

but explain something you went to

rusty's school you came home with a

class one license what did i miss

well it was just a dumb idea to think i

could teach in school

it was just a dumb idea what was so dumb

well because if you want a coach you got

to teach a class teaching means books

books make me look stupid

so all of a sudden trucking look very

good

it'll work out

i didn't want it to be like this with my

family

jack your father was an sob forgive me

long before he ever drove a truck

driving didn't make him

no no hey you're on the road alone away

from your family

i wanted my kids to know me

well your children are grown and they

know you

yeah they don't and i was here

i don't get along anyway so what the

heck i'll drive

dad so what happened at school

well sunday uh they wanted me to

teach shop man i'm just not cut out for

that what do you mean of course you are

the kids are all grown so i'm going on

the road i'm going to drive tankers

again

dad the school's perfect it's not

perfect i wanted to coach but to think i

could teach that's stupid

why why can't yes rusty

damn it i don't have to answer to you

it's just stupid okay

everything i do you think is stupid

the detroit 1300 transmission

is set up five by four

when transmission one is in first gear

honey

read me some of his stories

which one oh that one uh

white noise that's a good one

white noise by russell dugan

white noise noise you don't hear

but noise that's always there now as you

don't hear but it's always there that

is so good i bet his teacher didn't even

get that

why don't you talk to him about it told

him that i like him

hope i mean like that that shows how

much you think about them i can't get

into it that deep honey you'd find out

come on reid

like a summer fan whirring all day

like the tv caught between stations

like the conversations between husbands

and wives

and fathers and sons yeah

read another one read that new one that

he sent to the school magazine

direct victory yeah what's that very

victory

he won the game but lost the season

an offensive tackle clipped him in the

last quarter

his leg was broken his heart was broken

but his spirit was not broken

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thirty years later the goal posts

are steel the footballs are men

he is clipped from behind by an

offensive manager

but he doesn't drop the ball

his job is broken

his heart is broken

but his spirit is not broken

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but who will win the game

this evening's nabisco showcase starring

dennis weaver will be right back

introducing quackers little ducks with a

lot of flavor

so now all the cheddar cheese flavor of

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also in a little duck new flavor coated

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a lot of flavor in a little duck

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lots of cereal say they're good for you

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you can believe a leading consumer

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no wonder it came in first second and

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you always knew shredded wheat was good

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he's still watching you stop he'll think

i'm interested here he comes

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more chocolate more cream

how about brother ray what's your name

sister mona

who's the boss then a lot of cool people

use cocaine

it's my treat can mike just say no on a

highly acclaimed episode of growing

pains

oh gosh here's the maps i drew uh you

got to be careful at the west

greenfield exit honey because all those

exits are green fields just so long as

you drew it big and simple you got how

many lifts

how many rides and how many lights i'm

okay i did

uh did you see this sign it says safety

cover must be in place before

driving i got it and this one says

flammable

honey i can read the pictures believe me

they're not for foreigners they're for

guys like me

there's another one all those safety

cover signs got it you got your coffee

yeah and your lunch box

i appreciate all your help but believe

it or not i actually can survive without

you

sorry

feels real good

my old man must be laughing in his grave

i'm sure

hmm

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um

and

so

so

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team

unlock the door roll the window down

[Applause]

uh

hello i need the police there's been an

accident

hurry

greenfield police sergeant rook oh god

there's been an accident on route 2 my

tanker

and a car i got a full load he could

blow we're on route 2.

the exit green field

exit which greenfield exit uh

i don't know i i wanted the the west

greenfield but

it wasn't the west greenfield exit i

don't think

look around where are you uh

i

i don't know i don't know are there any

signs street sign

yeah what does it say

i i don't know what it says

i i can't read

i don't know how to read

help me please i'm trying

is there anything you can identify

building

billboard anything i'm on a one-way

street

is that hell

i'm on a one-way street

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no father but it's hamburger ah but

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dave and matty made moonlighting history

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i remember giving my opening speech and

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turn the light out please it is so

depressing in here

right jack it's a gorgeous beautiful day

outside let's let some light in huh

jack accidents happen

thank god no one was hurt but it's over

would you like me to read to you

why do you look at me like that because

sometimes markets

just make me feel like half a man

where you going

out

[Applause]

hmm

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oh

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he's so stupid

this is

uh

the

no no that's fine that's the whole

purpose of the evaluation

now i know there are things we can do to

help you jack there are tens of millions

of people like you who can't read

but who we could help i don't need help

i mean i i need teaching but i don't

need help i'm not

stupid i'm not ignorant i'm not

illiterate jack

you're not stupid you're not ignorant

but you are illiterate you don't know

how to read and write

and that's all the literate means you

just don't have a skill i have

exactly you can run a factory i can't

because i never learned how yeah okay

but if i wanted to learn you could teach

me right

right yeah and hey i want to learn to

read and write i

had a few classes they just didn't work

out well

classes work for some not for others in

our program we don't have classes

we have tutors you work with privately

and if it doesn't work out with one we

just find you another one

you see those two women out there

those are two of our tutors waiting for

students

sure i bet

we could find you a tutor by the end of

the week

okay

any interesting job prospects

any would be interesting about the

coaching job dad

i thought we'd kick that around rusty

hey what's going on here

you're like a bunch of wiggly heads in

the backseat of a car

huh

josh come up at synchrodine i thought we

kicked that one around

well it's not uh it's not

shipping and receiving it's custodial

engineer

what's out of canada simon says that it

could lead to another position

dad it is just something to get you out

of the house until something else comes

up simon knows that

what you pay rusty it starts at about

eight dollars an hour

you think they'd work it so i could um i

could check out other things

simon said he'll be flexible dad you

could be a baseball coach at school

dad you could teach shop why do you want

to be a janitor you don't know half of

what you're talking about so just

stop looking ignorant yeah

rusty i'm sorry

tell harvard boy i'll take it

okay

jack fella i didn't see you there

three o'clock sure it's okay take off

work's done

the time's yours

thank you

so i don't know you can just check hello

hi

jack it's great to see you nice to see

you

jack this is pamela carmichael pam's one

of our tutors

but yours is waiting in my office come

on in i'll introduce you

jack this is cal cal tells me you used

to work together at the factory

welcome jack now you two will be working

together downstairs in the community

room

okay let's write a story

what do you think you're gonna teach me

the biggest crock of bull i've come

across in a long time

stupider than i thought it must be an

idiot come here i want to show you

you just wrote a story what are you

doing here kyle

why aren't march at work two sees i work

nights

when you spend your days doing this you

must be really strapped for cash

and get paid nothing nothing

oh i see you you're pretty rich yeah

jack six years ago i knew less about

this reading and writing than you do

then i found myself a tutor who changed

all of that so yeah

i feel rich rich enough to pay back

someone else what my tutor gave me

sit down please

follow my finger

what the hell do you think you're gonna

teach me

this is the biggest crock of bull i've

come across

in a long time now that

is writing you wrote it you chose the

words

you know the words you just don't know

how the letters these symbols

sound and you don't know the system

there's a system of putting these

symbols together but that's what you're

going to learn

and that is reading and writing

i know i'm just a janitor but i can

teach you to read and write

that's why you're here isn't it

i'm getting off work early yet

once a week honey

i'm gonna try again to learn this this

reading stuff

that would make us so happy oh yeah

pete

you know i'm learning phonics yeah you

know i always

thought that that c sounded like in city

okay i didn't know it could be cup

or church well show me your books uh let

me help you no no

no i'm gonna try alone

okay

okay

this is a sight word power and it's mine

when you can read the word on the card

i'll give it to you

when you have the whole pile well then

you really accomplish something

okay yeah

very good

is all right

wow

isn't that a trick

how long is this going to take depends

on you

if you work hard and learn fast you

might be able to read something as

simple as a

a menu in a couple of months it could

take three years to read the boston

globe three years

crying out loud in three years i'll be

55 years old

well you can quit and in three years you

still be 55 but you won't be reading the

globe

how long would it take to read a

children's book you know if i wanted to

um it varies a lot could take two months

could take six

on now what would you say if i told you

that i made chocolate cream pie for

dessert

where's monica we're not waiting haley

left our workbook i found it under some

books in the den

i'll give it to her here hi

where's haley she's at pants tonight

we might like to see her once in a while

too you know well i'm sorry it's only

been a week how many are her

grandparents

okay mom monica i just think it would be

nice if we could all be together once in

a while that's all okay i left something

margaret stop it now just

stop stop what thank you but i i don't

need

you're covering for me anymore what's

going on here i don't know but it's

bizarre

give it to me i said give it to me

enough sit down everybody sit down

what is that it's haley's workbook book

she's in kindergarten now just be quiet

for a minute will you

this workbook is is mine

dad rusty it's true

i'm i'm learning to read

what are you saying i'm gonna spell it

out for you

huh i can't spell it out for you because

i can't read

and i can't write is he serious i'm dead

serious

so funny it's nothing to laugh at you

can't

read or write you got it you went to

school

and i can't read

i can't believe this well stop believing

that's ridiculous i've seen you in the

newspaper

lots of times what were you doing

staring at a newspaper why did you want

me to look stupid

stupid all this time you've been lying

to us

no i wasn't lying yes you were lying

both of you

honey

what about all those times you read to

haley

she was right

you weren't reading them right she knew

that's right she did how can you not

know how to read

you graduated high school honey

somewhere along the line i made a

mistake

or somebody did i i just didn't learn

okay at the time i knew i wasn't going

to get it i was in the sixth or seventh

grade well what

smart alley kid is going to say hey

teacher i can't read

i thought i was stupider than everybody

else but i also thought i was smarter

because

i was getting away with it

but it wasn't i mean the the teachers

knew some of them anyway

they pat my parents on the back say it's

okay

him in a tree

i guess i thought i was [ __ ] or

something he kept passing me

oh maybe i fooled a few of them

or maybe it was because i was uh

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a good kid that showed up every day

or maybe because i was was real social

or maybe because i was a joke and the

coaches wanted me

but definitely because

your mother was always there at every

hurdle

every corner helping me to get away with

it

so he graduates and it's it's over

it's too late

but it's not over you know it's not

over till it's over

and okay so now i'm learning to read

and especially getting back to haley

because

she's the only one that i haven't had a

chance to cheat yet not completely

anyway

and if if nothing else

before this thing is over i'm going to

learn to read my granddaughter's story

can you understand that

yes

yes i can

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nine years he gave me some money of

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i am divorced i've been divorced for

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marianne bixby wasn't alone when she got

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doesn't

[Laughter]

uh

hey i can't read that

then don't get cocky on me the words in

that pile of memory words

but the rest of reading isn't and that's

what screws us up we think we got such

good memories

they're more than a million words out

there you can't remember them all so you

just

remember the sounds then say the sounds

and you'll know the word who reads like

that

well it's it's like working on the line

you think each step out at first

but after a while it's second nature

speaking of the lying uh did you know

when i was your boss

so how come you're uh you're still

sweeping floors if you're so smart and

can read so good

cause i go to school nights and if i was

out of work i'd probably have to quit

school i thought you were done no i'm

going to go to college

getting off the floors of life and going

through the doors of life

and you still haven't read that last

word

you know the sound break it down

mark in

to kill a mockingbird yeah

hey i saw that movie is with the big guy

pet gregory peck huh

yep so i just uh i just read that to

kill a mockingbird that's

that's pretty good huh yeah it's very

good just don't get cocky on me you only

read the title

huh

rusty's car won't start you might give

him a hand

you know we never fix this air

conditioner

why don't we do that now i'll find the

manual and read it to you

what are you doing i'm looking f for the

manual so we can fix the air conditioner

you know like we used to do you want me

to learn to read or not

i just miss helping you well i don't

want help

i'm not helpless not anymore

ouch

all right let's get in and crank it over

a few times all right

hold it hold it problems uh

it ran great back from the beach but i'm

having a little trouble starting it

again

some help no thanks hey you don't have

to be a book scholar to be a good greece

monkey

well i don't want to be grease monkey

he's talking about me

yeah well uh i want to give it 100 you

know

be honest with myself i'll fix it okay

hey america hey your side for sore eyes

where's my little girl she's at her

dad's i'll bring about a more i promise

yeah i can use a friendly smile around

here

dad why don't we do something fun

tomorrow

we used to do fun things together you

feel it too huh

memories to go to cape every sunday

you wanna go to the kid hey we'll go to

the cave

really yeah my brother likes the beast

we'll see if there's any fun left in

this family

all right

hey rusty wanna toss the ball

i'm gonna go for a walk want some comedy

[Music]

no

i'm worried about rusty

well rusty's been childish

ever since dad told him he lied about

reading his acting like he's something

different

he's something different you've seen

when he's books

hey come on

can you imagine what it would be like to

i don't know to be to be blind and have

somebody say to you soon you will be

able to see it

are the coming attractions

there's a whole new life waiting for him

i think he'll still want the old one

of course boy

you're gone he and rusty don't talk he

doesn't need me anymore

there's a whole new life out there

what does he want with the old one

he loves you

you know that

relax try again i can't i'm telling you

i can't i've lost it

you studying too hard no i don't know

is uh everything okay at home

remember we talked about the messier

things about reading

but it sounds like you're going to play

all the positions like what

another big one i went through what

i grew up in jamaica plain ever been

there

not intentionally no yeah exactly well

not only did i think i was a dummy

because i couldn't read

but i also thought i was a dummy because

i was black

and i lived in the ghetto i mean who

brother tubby would live in such a place

right

i was a triple dub then alone

came on margie brooks she raised me from

a teenager

and she would say cal you're too smart

and black is too good to be throwing

your life away

i didn't buy that i mean black was bad

why that's what they put us in the

ghetto right

but she kept at it you're too smart cal

black's too good

make something of yourself so then she

found me this reading course and she put

me in it

and she was right

i am too smart and black is too good

so uh i know you don't think so on our

way to say

will you get out of my story

so anyway margie brooks just about saved

my life

but uh i haven't seen her in years cause

well it's crazy she was used to telling

me what to do

and i was starting to have ideas of my

own it was like you could uh

you could feel this shift of power in

the family

we fought over everything the same thing

is happening to me

she won't give me room to breathe she

says i'm drifting away and all i'm

trying to do is to stand on my own two

feet

it's my boy that's drifting away jack

reading

is power and it frightens people because

there is nothing that was ever written

down that you can't know

now they're used to the jack who needs

them to make a move but you're gaining

the freedom and the power

to control your own destiny

all i was trying to do was to read dr

seuss to my granddaughter

dr seuss's power too my friend

so why don't you write a four or five

line story on it for the next lesson

how can i write a four or five line

story i can't even read four or five

words

okay forget tonight let's say we go get

something to eat

my treat you treat darling

order me anything i like it all okay

hamburgers i don't like hamburgers

i am sick of hamburgers you too

for 25 years i owe that hamburger 25

years that's another for 45 years

that's all i've ordered is hamburgers

you know how many hamburgers you could

eat

in 45 years

you think you can see enough to want to

be something else

[Laughter]

okay

salad chef salad

i don't know what's in it uh

let us lettuce

to my tomatoes lettuce and tomatoes

and um

cucumbers cucumbers huh yeah

sounds delicious you eat it i'll have a

[Laughter]

hamburger

guy how are you doing hey pete

uh what are you doing here uh

i'm in a reading program oh you teach a

cow how to read

you're okay jack

yeah i've uh i've learned a lot from

jack

oh well hey uh gotta run uh

see you around jack come on son

[Applause]

i didn't learn the damn thing huh

i'm sorry

i need a break from all this

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one good twist and i got him right where

i want him dunking

all the crunchy cookies like he did when

he was little

my mama never let me eat him whole it's

hard to hide the kid inside with junior

[Music]

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is

[Music]

not now pumpkin no grampy's busy

please you don't look busy i said not

now

i'm watching tv

[Applause]

hi

what's the matter with you let me watch

the television show please

you haven't been to a lesson and over a

week you're not being very nice to

anyone you're just sitting

around being ugly nobody wanted me to

learn to read now nobody is happy that i

quit

i don't think that anybody gives a damn

whether you learn to read or not we just

don't like you sitting around being ugly

when your mother gives a damn

she's impossible as soon as i open the

first book and your brother you know why

yeah because they they didn't want to

share the power with me

power who gave you that trip your tuner

yeah he was right you're afraid i'll be

able to run my own life for once

hey maybe she is maybe you won't need

her anymore

she say that she doesn't have to

i don't know what you're talking about

maybe i do and maybe i don't

all i know is that what is happening to

this family is not just about reading

hey

don't talk to me about family i've been

married for 26 years

how long were you huh nice

very nice

there you go again pushing someone away

anytime they get close to

to anything

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so

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well uh it's got to be outside or you

wouldn't have you wear a sweater

uh i mean unless it's air conditioned

where are we going would you just let me

take you please

come on

i knew they were coming here i did

oh jack we spent a lot of time in this

park

yeah good times

and i know exactly where we are

jack look i remember that tree

our tree oh

gee i remember

that this is the place you used to come

to study u.s history

right

i remember that time we stayed here

until you were able to recite the

chapter on the bill of rights

and it got dark yeah

that's how i remember this tree yeah

well i don't know i kind of remember it

as

as a place where i knew i was

was falling in love with you

[Music]

i still feel that way much

[Music]

i do

it's just in the last couple of

well months jack i hope i can see you

again sometime

okay okay yeah yeah okay okay yeah

yeah boy are you romantic

hey you drinking rusty

what do you come off drinking relax

don't replace it

hey don't be smart with me let me talk

to him no

i can handle this go upstairs please

jack i'm gonna handle it

okay

take those off

okay smart alec you got something

against me come on give it to me man to

man

no more this old lady moving around the

house

what are you child what are you you

always want to know what i

am am i an old lady am i a girl am i a

wimp

what are you huh you're nothing but a

phony

who do you think you're talking to

what happened i said what happened to

you i had a fight i don't even know what

for who

is they were ragging on you calling you

a [ __ ] lover i said it was a lie

i was gonna hit him then they said you

were you were teaching some black guy to

read

then i knew it was a lie but what was i

supposed to say that's a lie because my

dad can't read

so i hit him anyway this darty's kid

talking yeah

he saw you you told him you were

teaching some guy to read

you phony well that was

that was a misunderstanding oh sure all

my life

you've been on me to be a jock to be

something i'm not

you wanted me to be a phony because

you're the biggest phony of them all you

never give a damn

about anything i really wanted that is

not true it is true

sports was it if i didn't have headgear

or a helmet forget it

you never had time for anything else i'm

too busy

not now later what were you so busy

doing all that time

you mean you haven't figured it out yet

oh you just been waiting for me to say

it yes

say it well i was so busy trying to hide

from you

i couldn't do anything else okay

i couldn't read your stories your

homework your report cards

okay sports yeah that

that was the only place where i i

thought i could teach you something

okay oh i was a phony

you think it felt good it felt lousy

all my life i've been feeling inside

what you've been feeling since you found

out about it well it stinks

doesn't you're still a phony you don't

even have the guts to tell those guys

the truth

that a black man's teaching you hey that

that black man is who's teaching me to

read your stories

that black man is who's teaching me what

phony is and what phony isn't

and maybe i don't have it all yet but

i'm getting it

okay rusty you scored your points you're

way up on me okay

but now it's time to dry the eyes and

straighten up

you're here

good

jack hey stranger a long time no c hey

john hey jeff

jack how's things on the dark side of

town

okay

pete tells us you've been uh teaching

cal to read

yeah why do you want to do a thing like

that for he's better off ignorant jack

not knowing what he's missing teach that

guy to read he'd be down at the

government getting every hand out he can

you guys done yeah kyle's as good a man

as anybody in this room a lot better

than some

oh cripes jack's got soft them in here

if you had shut your mouth have as much

as you open it you'd only sound half as

ignorant

where do you come off just because

you're teaching this guy abcs don't give

you the right i'm not teaching anybody

anything

i couldn't teach a third grader to read

because three months ago

i couldn't read a word of english

or anything else yeah

cal taught me cal taught me

not one word and you guys never even

knew

cal new so now who's dumb

hmm come on you could do some reading

what about

the inspection sheets you filled out

yeah remember my symbols

what'd you call them hieroglyphics

uh-huh that's why i color-coded the line

what about all those memos aren't you

smart guys

you read them for me i've left you every

minute

i want to tell you something pete i

wanted that computer job so

bad i could taste it but i couldn't

write a computer anymore and i could run

across

water so don't don't tell me that a man

is better off ignorant

black or white when a man can't read

everybody gets cheated himself

his family his friends

people he doesn't even know

so

i'm sorry for deceiving you hey dugan

i always thought you were a real dumb

mick for passing up that job

it's good to know you're not so dumb

after all

jack how about some lunch

on me

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you had a hamburger i thought you hate

hamburgers

yeah but the menu said it was a a ground

beef patty

with crisp lettuce and juicy tomatoes i

can order anything i want

and i chose that hamburger

and it was the best damn hamburger i

ever ate

i wrote that story you wanted only it's

it's not really a story

uh no no i i want to read it to you

[Applause]

it's uh well

first thing i've ever really written so

it's a letter

dear mahaji brooks

see i didn't know she's married or not

i am cal michael's student

cal is teaching me

to read and right

if you had not told

cal that he was

too smart and that

black was too good

then two men

not one would still

be unable

to read and write

thank you for helping

cal now

i have independence

and control

over my

destiny

and control over my destiny

cal is a good man

you should see him now

thank you very much

sign jack dude

he gives his heart

heart harness

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harness belts shake

to ask if there

is some mistake

[Applause]

the only other sounds

the sweep of easy

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wind and

downy flake

the woods are lovely

dark and deep

but i have pro

promises promises

i have promises to keep

and miles to go before

i sleep

and miles to go before i sleep

[Applause]

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the movie you've just seen is a

dramatized account but the story of a

person who can't read is all too real

the department of labor says nearly 15

million employed americans can't read or

write well enough to cope in today's

fast-moving age

project literacy u.s plus the joint

public service campaign of abc and pbs

is focusing on the critical issue of

literacy and the workforce

volunteers teachers businesses are

helping adults learn

we simply can't afford an illiterate

america

if you can help someone else we need you

if you need reading help there's someone

that can help you please call the

toll-free literacy hotline

1-800-228-8813

thank you for joining us for this

premier movie presentation

of nabisco showcase it is our sincere

hope that tonight's drama

will encourage those still bluffing it

to seek help

please join nabisco in supporting

project literacy us

and help us close the book on illiteracy

police say at least one person is dead

after a fight tonight between rival

gangs during a festival at plaza de la

raza park in lincoln heights

and producer director mervin leroy who

gave us such classics as

the wizard of oz is dead enthusiastic

crowds braved sweltering heat to welcome

pope john paul to san antonio

300 000 worshipers celebrated mass in an

open field

and preparations are moving quickly for

his arrival in los angeles on tuesday

morning

next on eyewitness news

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then it's a season premiere of abc's nfl

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and it's the only part that mrs ever

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she won't put her picture on the box

neither and she's a fine looking woman

mrs paul's crispy crunchy fish steaks

made from fillets and nothing but

fillets

if it's not mrs pauls throw it back

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don't worry global assist can help

thank you

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oh honey it's