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SUBTITLES: K. FREGER, I. CHISTYAKOVA

WHISTLE -Come on, put it down.

They came up to me.

What is this? "Your wife bought it.

"Where is she?" "She's in town.

"Hey, you iguanodons, the missing link between the macaque and the human,

you cho, ofonareli? Aren't dwarves enough for you? Have you decided to set up a VDNKH branch here?

Remove this garbage immediately. And tell your wife: this will happen again,

she will go to the place of registration. Is everything clear to everyone?

"Got it." "Got it."

"Got it."

- Igor Alexandrovich, we found out who stole your money.

- Well done, bury it. - Check it out first.

"I said bury it." "Take a quick look.

There's a first and last name at the bottom.

"Don't fuck with me, Romik. I'll bury it myself.

- Artem... Artyom!

Theme!

Artyom! Artyom!

VIBRATE CALL

- Yes. - Chief, good morning!

- Great! "When will you be here?"

I put a reminder in your calendar yesterday - we have a client in an hour.

- Matyush, I asked you, no reminders. If I ever

If I want to learn an electronic calendar, the first thing I'll do is fire you

as unnecessary. Understand?" "Yes, I understand, Chief.

"Move the client - I need to drop by somewhere."

- And for how many peren...

"And if they ask you what you ate?" "Porridge."

"And when did you eat?" "Now."

"Yeah." Say, " Just now." Okay? You're not starving at my place.

- Dasha! Dash! "I have to talk to you

or can I just move on? "I don't have to. Dash, it's not me.

Well, I didn't write any complaints. I don't even know where this ward is located.

"I know you're doing great. We're in trouble, you saved us. And now

did you bide your time and come for bonuses? The hero gets a reward, right?

"Dinner will be enough. Just the two of us.

Or a threesome. "I had porridge today.

"Well done.

"You have someone to eat with."

Let's go. Let's go, let's go!

"Artyom Alexandrovich?" "Good afternoon." How long have you been waiting?

"That's enough.

"Well, let's go into the study and talk. "Not here.

"Wow! Special conditions? I love complex clients.

"I'm not your client. The client is waiting for us in 40 minutes.

- Intrigued. But I hope you understand that even prostitutes

they charge more for leaving than for receiving at home.

-You were recommended to us as a quick solution specialist

complex problems. You won't have any questions about payment.

"Just a minute."

"Tell the Chief."

- Roman Arkadyevich, we are here.

"What's in your pocket?"

Please leave your phone number at our counter.

-Are you afraid that missiles will be aimed at it? Or what I'll listen to

own client? "I'm sorry, but we do have some

specific rules. -And you were initiated into the pawnbroker

do they make sense? -Artem Alexandrovich,

please put your phone on the rack. I'll see to it that you're with him.

nothing happened. "I hope so." And the case is even

not in the price - a friend gave it to me when I leaned back from the zone.

"My congratulations.

"Please come in."

- I am glad, Artyom Aleksandrovich, that you agreed to meet with me.

"I'd like to disagree. Paranoia, then?

A serious but surprisingly fascinating disease.

"What's paranoia got to do with it?" "Because I don't see it any other way

there is no explanation for the fact that we meet at your place and at my entrance except that

false teeth are not removed. "No, it's not paranoia.

This is a forced necessity. The thing is, I have quite a lot of

specific business... - What?

"I wouldn't touch anything here if I were you.

I withdraw money abroad. "Yeah."

"It's a lucrative occupation, though troublesome and not entirely legal.

- So. So what are your problems? -My business is based on a complete

trust between partners. I have one person in my company.

He embezzled some of my money because he thought no one would know about it.

But I am an attentive, observant, accurate person,

I noticed that. And now this little man needs to be punished.

- How to punish? "Well, as my mother tells me

extensive practice in my business, you need to deal with rats

using certain methods. "What do you mean, kill?"

But you, apparently, are the lucky owner of a kind and soft heart,

they came to me once. "Oh, come on, Artyom Alexandrovich.

My heart is neither kind nor soft. However, as well as at you.

I know all your background and your working methods. In general, your task is

As a professional, make sure that I stay, as you say,

in the comfort zone.

"So you want to kill a man, but you don't want to experience it."

torment of conscience? "Well, you could say that.

Can you handle it?- of course.

"Moth, have you seen my lipstick?" "I saw it.

Hold. "Very well. Excellent...

- Kat, do you have a minute? "If it's not too urgent, let's do it later."

"Yeah."

I'm right here... In general, I have one idea how to make everything beautiful here.

I think maybe a closet...

"Oh, hello!- hello! Where to?

"And yet!" Come back soon. - Kat, phone number.

- thanks. "Bye!"

- Solyanka, 4, entrance 2. Find out who owns the office, then look for it

in the social networks of his relatives. Interested in son, brother or wife's brother

and, if there is, any relative to whom it could theoretically

trust. "I don't have time."

"Are you playing with toys?"- no.

"Find me his phone number or Skype."

Which entrance? "Two!

"Two."

DYNAMIC ROCK MUSIC

- It is necessary to throw off the motor, does not drag already. - Take the rocket right away.

-What, I see, brought? - As ordered.

- Great! THE PHONE RINGS

"Yeah, nothing like that.- yes.

"Hello, Marat?" Good afternoon. My name is Artem.

"Good afternoon." "I'd like to discuss it with you

your operation with the withdrawal of money to an offshore company where 15 million rubles were lost.

Can we meet and talk?" When would you be comfortable?

"Marat, what's up?" "Wait a minute.

"Hello," I said. Marat, I'm here.

Yes, I'm here as agreed. How can I find you?

- Hello, Artem! - Hello, Marat...

"Come on, stick it in here."

"Who else knows?" "How do I know?" I love this nit

This is the first time I've ever seen it. - Understand, Maratik, - your joint.

You got a p-call." "You called me because

the office is mine.

- Thank you for a pleasant trip, Marat Igorevich. Maybe we can talk

first? "Of course we'll talk.

We'll definitely talk. My dear, what do you want from us? Or did you decide to spend some money

on an easy cut down? Did you feel like an awesome gangster?

"I'm a psychologist. "Ah, the psychologist. Come on, psychologist,

forward. Come on, come on!

Come on, come on!

Come on, go ahead, go ahead.

"Well, who's going to dig?" "Let him dig for himself.

"Are you freaking out?" Should I give him a shovel? "What's so-and-so?"

"M-maratik is digging. "What about me?"

"You got a p-call."

In the meantime, I'll d-talk to the man. You wanted to talk."

Come on, r-tell me how you found out about the scheme."

-Yes, actually, there is nothing much to tell. Marat's dad asked for it

save him from mental anguish in connection with the imminent death of a loved one

human. I surfed through social networks and realized that a close person is,

probably his son. I called Marat, and then you know.

- Kapets. "Guys, I'm out of business.

I didn't know at all. "You didn't have to.

They'll come for you in two days. And then all the others,

except for our stuttering friend. He's the smartest one, and he'll have time to get out of here

before the problems start. "What makes you think that, huh?"

His voice was on the left as we drove. So he was driving.

Judging by the trunk, the car is old, but you hang out with the majors.

The type of stuttering is similar to the mild form of cerebral palsy. And now the question: from where

does a person with this condition have wealthy friends? And everything is simple:

you're the leader. I've been one since high school. They've always liked your ideas.

And you also came up with a scheme for withdrawing cashed money. Most likely,

I've made a friend of Maratik weak - he's not afraid of his terrible

my daddy. I don't think he really needed the money. And you-yes, very much.

And you'll be the first to leave. "So you've decided to p-earn some extra money

on information, right?

"Uh, what are you doing?" Wait a minute! Let him finish. Guys, well, wow

do something. We need to do this somehow... Marat to the pope... I don't know.

We have to talk somehow, damn it. "I doubt it. I saw him once,

that was enough. A serious person and cancel their decisions

I don't intend to. Your only chance is to let me help you.

- OK.

And how do you want to help us? "As planned. Available

And I'll popularly explain to your father why killing your son is a bad idea.

"So why didn't you explain?" What are you doing here?" Do you need money?

"I work for a fixed fee, and your father paid it in advance.

Just wanted to make sure you were really a bunch of assholes,

and not seasoned villains, for which there is no point in fitting in.

"So you're sure?" "Quite.

"What are we going to do?" "Let's ask the smartest one.

Oooh, and the most beautiful one, too.

"Don't f-worry, Dad won't hurt you. Get the fuck out of here.

If I see it again, I'll bury it.

"Hey, this is if cho, I'm out of business. "Yeah."

-Lera! Why can't I find you all day? You promised me analytics

for city rent. When will I see her again?

"When it's ready."

-Lera! Just for a moment.

I really appreciate it, of course, but if I get the feeling again that you've decided

to be rude to me, especially in front of employees, you will fly out like a traffic jam.

Is that clear?" Is that clear, I ask? "I see.

"What's your emergency?" -I can't get through to Artyom,

he doesn't answer the phone. "It's Artyom. What will happen to him,

tell me?" I also don't go out in the evenings, and nothing is normal.

No one is worried.

You're like a brother to me, but... don't build a relationship with him.

-And with whom is it worth it?

"A mushroom picker?" - Psychologist.

"Ah. Half a country of psychologists, half a country of lawyers. But still nothing

we're not getting out of my ass. What did you forget here?

"Nothing. Here they brought to bury, then changed their minds.

"I see. Well, sit down.

DOORBELL RINGS

"Who?"

"What happened?" I called you back. You don't answer your phone, and you're unavailable.

"Why did you do that?"- what?

"I sent her a picture. And she was going through my phone.

"You really don't know why?" You're a super-psychologist.

There aren't even any versions? - Lera, I'm not trying to tell you right now.

cure it. I just want to understand. "Because I want you to

he was only with me. Is that enough motivation for you? Yes, that's it

I'm fighting for you. What else do you need to explain?

She doesn't need you. She curses you every time, and every time you

you crawl back there. And then you come back. Yes, I sent it

It's a message to her and I would have done it a hundred more times, because

I love you.

At least I know what I want. But what do you want?

"I don't know.

"Will you stay?"- no.

"Good night, then." I don't want to be an alternate airfield.

If you want to talk, call me.

crying

- Enter it. Good morning! Just put it right in the corner.,

please be careful.

"What's this?" "It's a bed.

I'll clean it up.

In the sense of a closet dash bed. Very good stuff. I just thought:

you're sleeping on this cot, so it must be uncomfortable.

And this is a full-fledged bed. "Darling, I guess.

- no. I had my salary yesterday. "So you decided to buy me a closet?"

"That means a bed, too." - Mm-hmm.

"Nah, it's just so you can sleep comfortably."

"Yes, yes. "Here you go."

"Yeah." This is all very cool, Matyush, but you should have asked me first.

to ask. Because I'm moving out.

"Where to?" "I don't know yet.

Maybe I'll go back to my dad. My brother used to live here, but now he's gone

to this surrogate, so I have nothing to do here.

"Yeah." Well, yes, that's right. I understand.

Why a surrogate? "Because he only loves you."

one woman, and everything else is sublimation.

You know, like you do when you watch girls on porn sites, dreaming

about me. "Well, yes.

THE DOOR SLAMMED

"Hey, man!- hello!

"Okay, I'll take a look.

Why are you so friendly? "Nothing, just a complicated client.

I don't think you've ever been too worried about your clients."

What's up, Tem? Go ahead and tell it like a doctor.

-In short, Lera threw Dasha a picture of me in bed.

"Damn, sure... "Okay, that's it. That's the end of the story.

"Okay, why are you sulking?

So what are you going to do next?

"I don't know. I'll live with Matvey. "Sorry about the kid.

Look, since you and Leroy are separated, maybe I should hook up with her.

For me, this is a normal option. Beautiful and with a head like that.

And not mercantile. "Dan, believe me, she loves me.

Not an option at all.

"My friend, don't you think you're too focused on yourself?"

"I don't think so. "Like a dog in the manger." No?

- no. "Fuck you!"

"What's that?" "It's a closet bed.

"Why?" - I bought Katya, and she's moving out.

"I see. Well, bring it to my office, since it's moving out. Come in handy.

"An asterisk?" "Look at these.

"Slowly, slowly...

-Phone number. "I sold it. Crisis.

- Mm-hmm.

- Unfortunately, there are no methods of escape in psychology

from a depression that hasn't set in yet. So the plan is different.

You kill your son, you get your depression, and then in fact

we are starting to work with it. "Have you found out about your son yet?"

"Yeah." I even managed to talk to him. "Well, what can you say?"

-The scum is rare, which 100% deserves to die.

So I suggest we go to him before he has time to go abroad.

"Are you trying to provoke me now?" Are you trying to let me know what's wrong

you can't do this, cause an internal protest, so normal people

They don't, do they? Yes, I've always done this to everyone and in a different way

I can't - it doesn't matter if I'm a son or not. Do you know how humans are different from animals

are they different? Because people have principles.

"I understand, but so far it's just words. Are we going or not?"

Can I borrow your phone?- what?

"I need to call my dad."

Uh-huh.

Hi, it's me. Is Katya here?

"Stop!"

"Don't you?" Don't know. I said I'd come straight to you."

About three hours ago. Don't know. Maybe she's stuck with her friends somewhere.

Did you call her?"

"What are you doing, freak?" Let go!"

"Well, Dad! Okay, you and I are both not the best caregivers, so you'd better

don't push her. I'll call you if you don't show up by nightfall, okay?

"What are you doing, eh?" Good!

- Come on, bye!

Thanks. "A daughter?"

"My sister. Also difficult.

"It hurts!" Well, that's it, that's it!

"But not to this extent.

You haven't changed your mind? "And you?"

"Dad! What are you doing? Dad! Well you're a normal person,

what kind of nonsense is this? Dad! Dad, this is stupid! This is stupid,

truth. No one ever does that in their life! This is

it's not a big deal, it's some kind of money. Dad, we'll deal with you. Dad...

"Artyom Alexandrovich, you're a smart guy. Answer my question:

why should I do all this? "I don't know. I'm a psychologist,

not a priest. "That's also true.

"Daddy, listen to me... Dad, come on, come to your senses, let's talk at home,

Let's sit down. What kind of circus is this? What for?

-Well, what are you up to? Go at least find a package in the car

and put it on his head. "What's the package, Dad?"

What are you doing? Are you crazy? "I can't look at it.

"I understand. "You can wait in the car, too.

"I'll take a look." With your permission. "Yeah."

"Dad... Dad, come to your senses, eh? - Tried to make a man out of him -

it didn't work out. Something went wrong. "It's not me, Dad. This is Romych.

It was Romych's idea! Here's a psychologist, he knows everything.

What are you worth? Tell him, eh! Tell me! He's going to kill me now!

Tell him! "Haven't changed your mind yet?"

"No, very curious. "Why don't you say anything?" You're all on your own

You know, well! -Well, okay.

COCKING THE TRIGGER-Dad... Dad, come to your senses.

Let's talk at home. I'll tell you everything, Dad!

Well, it's only money!

-Yes, I've seen a lot in my life, but how do they kill their children

for their own sins-for the first time.

- what? Why sins? I will answer for my own sins.

"You raised such a son, and it's entirely your fault.

And you are punishing yourself right now.

"It's all very strange. Like my eyes, my face, my blood -

but a stranger. - Well, shoot, what to pull?

"Don't shoot! You are a normal adequate person,

you're a psychologist! Tell him! I felt sorry for you...

"Shut your mouth!" This is natural, and not just because of your relationship.

You didn't have the brains not to do stupid things, and he didn't -

raise you... - Sanych, you filter the bazaar!

I still have a gun in my hand. "I understand perfectly.

I don't take part in raising my son myself. You tried to replace caring with money

and you can see what came of it. "What does parenting have to do with it?"

I found out about his existence when he was about 14 years old.

"Thank you, Dad. I was 15. -Shut your mouth!

"What was it like?"- what?

"Well...

-10 years ago, his grandmother found me. She said her daughter was dead,

I have a son left. My son.

I didn't believe it at first, I even did a genetic examination.

99% match. You see, 99 - me and this scum.

Well, I took him in-I thought something good would grow out of him.

My blood is in there, too. -Did you grow up in a single-parent family?

"I'm from an orphanage.

How do you know that?" -This is a common problem.

You simply don't have the experience of father - son communication. You don't know,

what to do with it. You feel like you've lost time, and you're angry with yourself.

"Why should I be mad at myself?" I did everything I could to grow

from it a person. "Too late. 15 years is already

formed personality. You can't re-educate her just by giving her all that stuff,

what you didn't have at his age: money, cars. Your mistake is,

that you are trying to see yourself in it, trying to imagine how you would like it.

behave in his place towards a benefactor who would have given you the right to do so.

all that. But our children don't have to become us. He has his own life,

its own destiny.

You thought that your blood would wake up in him, but blood alone is not enough.

You can kill it, but it won't solve the problem.

"No, please...

"It's entirely your fault, not his. Whether you kill him or not, it's up to you

live with her. "What do you suggest I do?"

"I'm sorry...

"Marry her."- what?

"What?" "Marry him.

Fortunately, humans tend to multiply, and you will have

a second chance.

-With a good combination of circumstances in a year - with a grandson or granddaughter.

"Dad, that's a good idea, because he says sensible things. Come on I'll go straight

today I will go and do everything, arrange it. I'll figure it out, Dad. Come on, then.

"Ah cho, that's a good idea. "Well, yes.

"The only problem is, where do I find a normal girl who will come out

marry that freak? "These are already particulars.

"Exactly. Grandchildren are good.- of course.

"Well, yes. "Very good.

- Artyom Sanych, but you knew from the very beginning that this would end?

"Give or take. This is my job. "I'm all the more grateful for it."

paid for it. "That's right.

You owe me something else.

"Hey, where are you going?" Hands up!

"Will you come with me?" "No, I'll get there myself."

- thanks.

"Dad, I - "" Okay, get up.

Let's go celebrate your birthday.

"Thanks, Dad!

"So where to now?"

To me, to Dasha? Or go back to the office?

"Then get out of the car."

"You said you didn't want to be an alternate airfield. And I have to

say it as it is. I love her. I can't do anything about it.

"I see. It's revelation night, isn't it?

"Something like that. "Then tell me about yourself." At least something.

"You already know everything. "Not all of them. Why did you sit down?

What happened to you then? Is this something to do with Dasha?

"I was accused of murdering a man. In driving to suicide, or rather.

It was my client. But I didn't do it, and he wasn't

in a pre-suicidal state, could not commit suicide. I don't believe it -

I didn't believe it then, and I don't believe it now.

And Dasha still thinks it's possible.

"Is that why you broke up?" -No, it's more complicated there.

"So you just did it?" Are you innocent?"

"For your principles.- OK. I'm glad.

So, where should I take you?" "To see Dan. And then I'll come to you.

CLUB MUSIC

"The same thing. "No problem.

"Are you going to start apologizing already?"

Or will we just sit there and drink in silence? "For what?" I don't feel guilty.

"For example, because you think you're the coolest." For the fact that you

you don't take people into account, you behave like that with Leroy.

"And with you, right?" "And with me." You're a psychologist, come on

explain what's wrong with you! I'm helping you, I'm supporting you.

And you act like that's the way it's supposed to be.

-Perhaps this is due to the fact that this is really how it should be.

- Such therapy? Are you trying to cure me?"

Let's go outside. There you will "fly".

-We all take care of someone, and usually, consciously or not,

we want to get dividends from this. The scheme is as follows:

we invest time and money, and in return we demand recognition of our own work.

of significance. "So what's the problem?"

"The problem is, you want me to show it off.

"What do you mean?" "I showed everyone how you loved me."

I've done you a favor. This is not about our relationship. This applies to

your childhood complexes. "The one you're talking about, huh?"

"You started it first. I thought we were just going to throw a punch, that's all.

-This is a clear and understandable relationship. -Any relationship requires elaboration.

IN THE BACKGROUND: "Just one more time and I'll drop you."

-Do you think that your psychology will really help? Directly drag in

well, it is necessary that he comes to his senses, and then talk.

"No, no, no. First, in words. "Please, Doctor."

- Friends, I'm sorry. Can I have your attention for a minute? My name is Artem. Family Room

psychology isn't exactly my thing, but I can make an exception for you.

"What?" Go get out of here. "I said go fuck yourself, what do you want?"

-I understand that you don't like each other very much, it makes you sad.

But there were also positive moments in your life.

-What are the positive aspects? You're a fucking moron.

"Shut your mouth. "Your psychology doesn't help here.

- Hey, what are you doing? That's how it works, you know?

"What did you do?" "Tem, get out of here. You're on parole,

the cops will pick you up right away. "Take your hands off me.

"You killed him!" "Stand back. Get her out of here!

"Somebody help me!" - Call an ambulance.

"Get everyone out of here!" - Tem, go ahead, you have a parole period.

Get out of here. "Get your hands off me, I said!"

SAD MUSIC