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Master.

Master.

Master. Master!

Master! Master!

Master, we have located the Han stone.

The final key has been located.

It's finally within our grasp.

Our grasp?

Do you step above your station, slave?

I meant your grasp. Yours!

We will get the key for you.

The key to my prison.

You will snatch that power for yourself

and turn me into a puppet.

No, Master. I would never do--

Shh.

Quiet your fearful, simple mind.

No, slave.

I will send my faithful spies

to enter their world and acquire

the Han stone for me.

Bwak!

Who else knows of the final key

and its location?

No one, Master, just as you ordered.

Good, good.

Then you are to be rewarded.

Rewarded with...

fire!

Aah! Aah!

* *

* *

There's a party going on. Look at that chick.

-Whoo-whoo! -Focus.

-He said to meet him here. -Yeah.

Outta my path, peasant!

You hear the rat. Move it!

Hey ya, little friend. Hi.

Hey, I know your father.

Where did you get that hat?

Oh. Off that human. You like it?

You look ridiculous.

-Well, you look ridiculous. -You look ridiculous.

-No, you do. -We're undercover.

I'm undercover. You look like--

-Rey Cazadores! -The Bull!

Bienvenidos, my old friends.

How long has it been? Decades? Centuries?

Una millennia?

All those years hunting for that treasure.

And now, the prize is so close, you can almost...

taste it.

Pollo?

Loco? Ha ha ha ha!

Payment.

As agreed upon.

Torito.

Un momento.

She caused me a lot of trouble, amigos.

I lost a lotta men getting her.

And...

And I think you should be a little bit more...

grateful.

Grateful? You dare renege on the agreement?

You barter with your life, fool?

You threaten me in my own house?

-Hank! Hank! -Frank! Frank!

You think the master will be grateful with your betrayal?

She'll reach across worlds to cause you pain.

Or...

Do you wanna tell her yourself?

I was just joking! I'm a payaso!

I'm just kidding! Now, please take it.

Tengan cuidado. Careful at the border, eh?

That thing is a diabla for sure.

And she has her moods.

If she likes you, la vida es buena.

Everything's fine. But if she doesn't like you,

Pollo y Rata,

things will get real bad.

-We got this. -We got this.

She's a diablo for sure.

* *

Uh-oh. Oh...

-Oh, greetings, Master. -Oh!

Uh, don't worry. I've procured your treasure.

-So that's good. -Very procured.

I assure you that our arrival is imminent.

Very imminent.

-That's the path, fool! -I'm on it.

92.7 The Globe coming at you

from beautiful downtown Globe, Arizona

with me, Cactus Jack,

and my cohort in crazy, the Trout!

Morning, Cactus. Boy, oh boy, I am super excited

for the big homecoming football game.

-Go, Tigers! -Yeah. Right after

the Tigers' game is the social event of the year,

Globe Highschool's Under the Sea Dance.

-But where can I get a tux? -Well, good news!

The Copper Hen is running a special

on top-shelf suits at rock-bottom prices.

Just tell Miss Molly that Cactus Jack sent ya

for 15% off.

Now, when the needle drops, it'll be 7:30 a.m.,

so rise and shine Globers, and don't forget your sunscreen

'cause * It's hot outside *

* *

Morning, Dad.

-There ya go. -Ah.

WTLZ, Globe, Arizona.

Perfect again, my dear Donna.

I don't know how you drink that stinky sludge.

It's good for my tender vittles.

It keeps my old chi...

flowing.

You're a brave man, Chuck Lee.

Everybody likes happy.

Nobody likes pain.

But you cannot have a rainbow without a little rain.

Ancient Chinese saying?

No. Dolly Parton.

Is that the eggs or the tea?

Depends. What does it smell like?

Dead skunk in a sewer pipe.

That would be your grandfather's tea.

Patsy, I used to drink this when I was your age,

and look at me now!

You should at least try it.

Yeah. I don't need to try rat poison

to know I wouldn't like it.

-You're staying for breakfast? -Sorry, Mom.

As much as I prefer E. coli over algebra, I'm already late.

Well, I bet your grandfather could use your help

at the store after school.

I'm too busy, Mom. You know I have to ace my interview

if I want that scholarship and get out of this place.

Honey, Globe is not that bad.

-Come on. -You don't see the cruel irony

of being stuck in a town called Globe?

Still, it wouldn't kill you to help your grandfather.

Actually, the curio shop isn't all that busy.

I don't need your help.

See?

Besides, he has Maddy, so there's no need for me.

Patsy, sweetheart--

You've spoiled her. You're much too permissive!

Not like my son!

That was fun.

I miss you, Charlie.

We all do.

-What was that? -What was what?

Nothing, Pop. Actually, I better get going.

-Hopper. -Yes, sir?

Don't forget to walk Maddy to Chuck's today after school.

Seriously? It's her part-time job.

-Why do I gotta take her there? -'Cause she's your little sister

and you love her.

Got it, Pop. Love you.

CHEERLEADER: T-I-G

E-R-S!

We are...we are...

T-I-G-E-R-S!

-We are... -Do a couple more, Maddy.

All right, Maddy, I need more drive from the back foot,

all right? Let's do it again. Get some reps in.

Got it, Coach.

Kid's got a canon. Right. Goin' to State!

Go, Tigers!

Sorry, Coach.

Work on that aim.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, hey, thanks for coming.

Yeah, right on, brother!

Just gimme the darn food.

-I'll put it on your bill. -Shut up!

Once again, I have to liberate us

from your pathetic incompetence.

Oh.

Ha.

Stay still. Stay still!

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Wonderful. Just wonderful.

Thank you, Miss Lorraine. Ha ha.

Uh, you know, it is legend that this mask belonged to

Emperor Zhang.

I'll take it. How much?

-It's not for sale. -Oh. Okay.

That's nice.

Yes. That's a lovely piece, isn't it?

-Mm. -It is legend

that the great kung fu master IP Man wore this.

Oh.

Now, if you... you were to wear this,

you would gain feather touch.

Ooh!

That's lovely.

-I'll take it. -It's not for sale.

All right.

Oh.

What's this?

Oh, this is nice.

Oh--

I'm so sorry!

Ha. Perhaps we better put it in a safer place.

Here's an item.

Legend has it that Marco Polo carried one of these

on his Silk Road journey.

It is made by the Sil Lum Monks.

I'll take it.

Wonderful.

Why don't I wrap it up in some special paper

and deliver it myself, Miss, uh...

Just Lorraine is fine. It's friendlier.

I'll be waiting.

Bye, Chuck.

Didn't you get that from a garage sale last week?

It's still Chinese.

Also, uh, I have to work a double shift tonight,

so I was hoping you could look after Patsy for me.

Oh, she's too busy with video games

to talk to dear old Grandpa.

What's wrong with the two of you?

You're either at each other's throats or not even talking.

She's just too hard-headed.

Oh, she's hard-headed.

She's trying to figure out who she is, Chuck.

-Who she wants to be. -She can find out

who she wants to be by working here in the store with me

just like I did with my father and Charles,

my...son did when he was still alive.

All right, I'll...look after the willful child.

Thank you.

Does that say leopard water?

Yes. Chinese leopard water.

You know, the old people use it to get rid of dandruff.

How do leopards make water?

We all...make water.

That's a bottle of cat pee.

Chinese leopard cat pee.

You know, old people do funny things.

Special delivery for Miss Lorraine.

It's friendlier.

Hello there.

Welcome to the Green Eyed Goddess

-where Lee... -And son...

CHUCK:...have been bringing you the mysteries of Asia

for generations.

Leave a message at the beep.

We'll get back to you as soon as we can.

Is that it, son? Are we done?

Yep. Nice job, Dad.

Great!

* *

Patsy.

Hey.

-You coming? -I wish. I've gotta study.

You know me.

Oh. Could I ask you a question?

What's up?

I was wondering if you could figure out

who did this to me.

Wow.

U stink. Idiot.

Eat dirt. Loser. Weak link?

-What? -Yeah.

So I just thought that you could use your smarts

to Sherlock it out or whatever.

Scarlett Farkus did this.

-What? -Mm-hmm.

But she's always so nice to me.

To your face.

Behind your back, she's vicious.

She sits in my math class and always dots her "I"s

with those little hearts. see?

Plus, you just beat her shot put record.

She's jealous.

-You're right. -Hey!

Hey, Patsy, Maddy.

You guys going to the dance?

I am going to straight up

-murdalize you, rodent! -Actually, it's not a rodent.

It's Squirrel, because my last name's Squanowksi.

But squirrels are rodents.

-I'm-- -Too late, rodent.

She said she's sorry, Farkus.

Please just accept her apology and leave her alone, okay?

And why would I do that, Patsy Cakes?

Because...

everyone knows you could beat up Squirrel

with one arm tied behind your back.

-Well, you got that right. -She's so little,

you could pound her into the ground with one punch.

Mm-hmm.

So please don't hit Squirrel.

Hit me instead.

What?

Just hit me.

What did you do now? Oh, it's all blinking!

You think I won't smack you? Is that what you think?

Oh! Quit your shenanigans!

It's not me. It's your junker.

-It's a classic. -It's a classic junker.

Oh, the metal beast must thirst!

-You think I won't mess you up? -What I think--

You think that I'm gonna let you give me orders?

What I think, Farkus, is that you're gonna tell everyone

you're letting me off with a warning,

or we both know you'll be going to military school.

What? H-how could you--

You've got, what, seven pink demerit slips

sticking out of your backpack?

That's an automatic expulsion. I'm guessing your parents

don't know you've been counterfeiting those signatures.

Then the only option left for you is military school

where your sister will beat you up every day.

So we both know you don't have time to waste with me. Deal?

Deal.

For now.

I'm gonna let her off with a warning.

This time.

Let's go.

You okay, Squirrel?

Yeah. Thanks.

-Are you okay, Patsy? -Hey, Maddy, come on.

Dad says I gotta walk you to your stupid job.

What would I do without my big brother?

Your knight in shining armor. Perfect timing.

Whatever, nerd. Come on, Mads, grab your bike. Let's go.

-Ow! -Hey!

Watch where you're going, you adolescent worm.

Worm? Where?

Relax, man. You ran into me.

Listen to me, meat sack, I pick turds outta my teeth

bigger than you.

-Relax, man. -Oh, oh, oh, retreat, retreat!

-The castle guard approaches! -Oh, my apologies. Our mistake.

-Beautiful boy. Wonderful boy. -Wonderful.

-Toodles! -Oof!

What a freak.

Did he say he eats turds?

Right?

-What is that? -Later, nerd.

Come on, Pats. Ice cream at Connie's.

My treat.

Bye, girls.

-Bye, Connie. -Bye, Connie.

Thanks.

Yeah. Least I can do after you going all Batman on Farkus.

Not that I could have handled her myself.

-No way. -Totally no way.

So...how'd you do that?

Weren't you scared?

Yeah. She's a scary person.

Then how?

I don't know.

Guess I'm just tired of being afraid.

Nothing's gonna change unless I change it, right?

Sounds like something your dad would say.

Yeah. It does.

Is that why you're doing all this crazy studying

and college stuff?

I just wanna make him proud.

Well, I'll come visit you at your fancy college.

You can crash my dorm anytime.

I don't care who he's taking to the dance.

You know you like him.

-Hey, girls. -I don't.

-Hi, Ms. Lee. -You are just in time.

I'm headed off to a night shift, but Grandpa will be babysitting.

Babysitting? I can take care of myself.

And I worry. So humor your poor mother.

Patsy, college mail.

Holy cats!

I can't. I'm too nervous.

Uh, me too.

I'll do it. Yep.

"Dear Patsy Lee,

"I am very sorry to inform you

"that we are unable to offer you admission

"to Stanford University.

"Please know that this decision

"in no way diminishes your application.

We were very impressed by your talents, and--"

Honey, there are plenty of other schools--

Mom.

It's whatever.

I feel like the worst mom ever,

-but I have got to get to work. -Don't worry, Ms. Lee.

I'll take care of her.

You're a lifesaver, Squirrel. Thank you.

I owe you a pizza party, okay?

* *

Hey, Pats.

You okay?

Yeah. I'm fine.

Look. I should probably get back to studying.

No.

This is the perfect lighting, all dark and mysterious.

The best set-up for checking out my brand-new video game.

Straight-up bootlegged from the motherland.

"The Last Starfighter!"

Seriously? You saw that letter.

If I don't raise my test scores,

I'm stuck here forever.

Well, that's a little dramatic.

But, yes, you didn't get in.

This time.

That just means we have to work on those test scores.

We?

Yeah, we.

But right now, we have to protect the frontier

from Xur and the Ko-Dan Armada.

Does look like a pretty rocking good time.

There she is.

Okay. But only for half an hour, then it's back to the books.

Sure, sure, whatever.

Like the next 30 minutes is gonna change your life.

Okay.

Let me show you something called the death bloom, right?

-Right. -So go like this.

-Boom. -Did I just kill you?

Well, that's all of it. She was thirsty.

Satisfied?

-Proceed. -Proceed.

Oh.

-Idiot. -What?

-What have you done with it? -Done with what?

The box, birdbrain.

I didn't have the box. You had the box.

Oh...the child.

-What child? -The thieving child

who jostled me-- he must have taken it!

-The thieving child? -The thieving child.

With the checkered shirt, the blue jeans,

the floppy, sun-kissed hair.

You got a great memory.

That thieving child!

-Oh! -Ohh!

There's a little latch there. It's Italian. It's a classic.

Come on...death blossom. Death blossom.

-Uh-huh. Not so fast. -No, no, no, no.

No, I got it, I got it, I got this, I got this one.

Come on!

Oh, I had Zando-Zan in my crosshairs.

Sure.

I-I did.

-Hold on. -You know, it could be

-one of the fuses in the house. -What is that?

You know it's a pretty old house, right?

You know, one time I actually looked at one with my dad,

and it zapped me through my braces,

and then all my hair stood up

-and it was crazy. -Whoa!

This is cool.

I guess we open it.

It looks like pirate stuff.

In Globe?

Tss. Desert pirates.

This is super cool.

Whoa.

I think there's something inside.

But it won't open.

Check out those weird scribbles around the sides.

A-are those letters?

I don't think so.

This looks like...

a chop.

A what?

A chop. It's like a stamp people use

instead of writing their signatures.

They use them in China. My dad showed me.

So...how do they work?

Grab one of my mom's lipsticks from the bathroom.

Okay.

Okay.

I got Witch's Wine, Raptor Red,

-and, uh, Redrum. -Redrum.

I think the stars are like a printing guide.

-Mm-hmm. -There. Watch this.

-Hmm? -Hmm.

Okay.

Now, we have to match the stars on each side

every time we press down.

-All right, this way. -Okay.

Make sure that all four sides match up.

It looks really familiar.

Whoa. What is that?

It's Chinese. Those are Chinese characters.

It's a message.

Secret message?

-In Chinese? -Mm-hmm.

Wow.

If only we knew someone who could read Chinese.

Please, I-I told you I don't have it.

Give us the box, or learn how to fly!

I swear, I don't have it!

Oh, well, what about the others?

Ha ha. The others. Yes, this one has a litter mate.

-Who? -His sister.

Oh, they share a nest.

Leave my sister alone.

Now, why would I do that, meat sack?

Yeah, meat sack.

Look, I'll help you get what you want.

Just leave her alone.

-Ooh! -We have an accord.

Yes, Maddy, it has to be like this

so it gives balance,

a stronger feng shui.

-Feng shui. -That's right.

Guys, guys, guys, wait, wait, oh, oh, shoot.

Come here. Uncle Chuck! Uncle Chuck!

-Hey, guys. -Uncle Chuck, we found something

-you need to see. -We found a message.

-A secret message. -But it's in Chinese.

Oh, well, if it's in Chinese, I'll keep it a secret

like my stinking tea.

Please, Grandpa? Come on.

Fine, I'll try your herbs.

Deal.

Where did you get this?

Off this box we found.

What does it say?

"Mirrors of shadow,

"their guiding lights make lupine lords

"their acolytes.

"Two pale ladies adrift at sea.

"Reflected beauty will be the key.

"Unlock the past

and set it free."

So sounds like a riddle.

Maybe that's how we open this box,

but what does it mean?

It's written in ancient Chinese,

the original Oracle Bone script,

used in the Shang Dynasty by the...

royal priests.

Cool!

Let me see that box again.

It looks so familiar.

I better check.

It's very important.

Ancient?

-Oracle script? -That's like 5,000 years old.

be careful.

Where is it?

I know I saw it here somewhere.

So...where'd you find it?

-It's cool, right? -On the grass outside school.

Right after that weird guy bumped into Hopper.

Of course!

After all these years!

Oh!

Green Eyed Goddess.

-How can I help you? -Maddy, is Patsy there?

Hopper?

Yeah. She's right beside me.

You'll never guess what we just found.

We have your brother as captive.

If you want him back alive, you'll return what you stole,

-meat sacks. -Meat sacks?

That sounds like the turd eater.

Meet us at the cemetery at sundown

by the Chinese mausoleum.

Bring the box and tell no one.

Come immediately or your brother will be

but an ugly memory.

Let's go!

Girls!

The legends are true!

It's this way.

Hurry!

Hurry up, bird.

Hey, you can't rush an art form.

Smells like dog crap.

It's over here!

That's far enough!

-We've got the box. -Just don't hurt my brother.

I don't want the boy. I want the box.

You promise you'll let him go if we give you this box?

Okay, congrats. You got your box.

Can we all stop knowing each other now?

Enjoy your world while it lasts, meat sack.

You're short.

Oh, Captain Obvious.

Hank!

The master's gonna be so happy with us.

Oh, mission accomplished.

-Are you okay? -Yeah, I'm fine.

-Let's just get outta here. -You're welcome?

Should we call the cops or something?

Yeah. Those guys need some jail time.

Aaaaaah!

* *

-Hmm? -You know this guy?

Waaah!

Wah!

Uncle Chuck?

Heads up!

Ha ha ha!

Oh--ooh!

Ooh! I got the box.

Ooh, he's got the box.

Oh, they've got the box! Frank, I need some help!

Don't lose the box!

Aah!

Wha--

Aah!

Aah!

Ohh...

cursed ugly whelps.

-They got the box. -It went through the portal!

Go, go!

-Retreat! -Go!

...hours are over.

Cemetery hours are over.

Go home.

Hopper?

Guys?

Where are y'all?

What was that?

I think my face hurts.

Did we just fall through solid rock?

-How can that happen? -The legends are true!

There's gotta be like a fault line or a hidden passage.

Or maybe a gas line ruptured

and we could be having hallucinations.

My head hurts. Does anyone else's head hurt?

Gas lines are pure methane.

Farts with the power to kill.

Like what magicians use when they make their great escape.

Why?

Like Pandora's Box, this was supposed to be legend!

I need some air.

-There's air everywhere. -But don't you see? It's real!

The ancient scrolls told how it was the savior

or destruction of all mankind.

What are you talking about?

Guys?

Hey, guys.

I could not let this fall into the wrong hands.

I had to fight those two goons!

-Hey, you guys! -What?

What could be so important that you have to interrupt?

So what are we gonna do now?

-Oh, my... -Yeah.

* *

What do I do? What do I do?

The book!

There's gotta be something here that can tell me what happened.

How do I fix this? How do I save them?

How do I save my brother?

But I can't read Chinese!

Wait.

Okay. I can do this.

I can do this.

996,

997,

998--

-Do you mind? -Sorry.

I'm just freaking out a little bit, okay?

Well, can you freak out and not do that

so I can figure out a way home? I need to think.

Think? This isn't algebra, Patsy.

It's not on your midterms.

-This is...magic. -Yes!

Ancient Chinese magic.

I recognize this box. Ha ha.

Legend tells it held a powerful weapon,

a gift from Erlang Shen,

nephew of the Jade Emperor himself.

-Good? -Is anyone else hungry?

Okay, so if we came through this thing,

then we can go back through it, right?

I mean, that makes sense. But how does it work?

You realize we are here for a reason.

Part of the flow of the chi of the universe.

Hey, are those raspberries?

I think those are raspberries!

Raspberries?

This isn't a farmer's market. Those could be poisonous

or eat your head off-- you don't know!

Oh!

It's like magic.

That's the problem. It's all magic.

Yes. The legends are true!

Be careful. We don't know what those are.

Don't be silly. They're just butterflies.

Not my butterflies.

It's like a-it's like a Disney movie.

I'm a princess!

I don't think that's a good idea.

Ha ha. It tickles.

Not a princess. Not a princess!

Not good. Not good at all.

Guys, help!

Stop! Guys, help!

I'm not a Disney princess, not a Disney princess,

not a Disney princes!

* *

Greetings, travelers.

You should be more cautious

around the quoon do.

It's their courting season,

and the males are ravenous.

Allow me to introduce myself.

I am a trader of goods by profession.

My name is

But my friends call me Joe.

So you're a trader named Joe?

At your service.

So it's Trader Joe.

Indeed! Ha ha ha.

Seriously?

Night is falling.

The two sisters are starting their climb across the heavens.

Be my guests this evening.

-Well, we'd be honored. -Then it's decided.

Follow me.

It's Trader Joe.

Pigu, we have guests!

Ha ha. That's a lovely wagon you have, Trader Joe.

But, um, uh...

I don't think we'll all fit in there.

Ha ha. Of course not!

We'll stay in my tent.

Oh. Great.

I'm sure that'll be much bigger.

* *

There we go!

-I love camping. -Excuse me!

Dude, did he just--

Ha ha ah...

Ah, perfect!

Ah. A little further.

Uh...

Come, come.

Is this real?

Welcome, my friends,

to my humble abode.

You are my honored guests.

That's soft.

Please, my friends, please,

make yourself comfortable and relax.

Oh!

You are so generous, Trader.

As custom, a gift for the family patriarch.

Oh, I couldn't possibly.

I insist. It would be an insult not to accept.

Oh, oh, I wouldn't want to insult you.

Oh, it's beautiful.

You'll look sharp, Uncle Chuck, real sharp.

It's the least I can do

for you travelers from distant lands.

And I'd love to hear all about your adventure,

but first, you must be starving!

Yes.

Then you are in for a treat.

Whoa!

Crazy!

Yes, indeed.

This is my grandmother's secret recipe, baozi.

Baozi?

Yes, yes, baozi.

It's a steamed Chinese dough.

Yes! And so much more.

Prepare to be spoiled!

It smells so good.

I didn't know I could be this hungry.

Looks delicious.

Dig in!

You are too kind.

Ai yah! I forgot the sauce.

I'll just fill up on sauce.

Please, after you.

Mmm.

-I think I love your grandma. -Mm. Mm. Mm-hmm.

We can still cross the threshold,

capture the bandits,

and deliver the treasure to our master

before he uncovers your blunder.

Oh, no, we can't.

What? What?

-What are you going on about? -Hei gou fèn.

It's all gone.

-What? -Oh!

-What? -Oh! Whoa!

Where are we gonna find the dung of a black dog...

at this hour?

Ow.

Relax and enjoy, hmm?

Is there anything else you need?

Where are we?

Good. Let's answer that.

You are in the Kingdom Penglai

ruled by the wizard Lord Kuang.

There are four other kingdoms,

each their own magic worlds.

Your world is one of many worlds.

Do you think Lord Kuang can help get us home?

Lord Kuang's castle is easy to see.

You will find the fortress atop the mountain

beneath the twin moons.

That sounds like our guy.

Mm-hmm. So what brings you to our kingdom?

Something to do with this box we found.

Mm, ah, so nice!

I'll trade you, hmm?

Thanks, but we should probably hold onto this

-until we find a way home. -Yes, yes.

Of course.

-Mm-hmm. -Wait.

How did you make all of that happen?

Those are simple spells.

Here, you try.

But I don't know how to read or write Chinese.

Magic is simple.

Draw from your heart.

Okay.

Is this okay?

Well...

let's see how you fare.

Ooh. Oh, magic comes natural for you.

It's a kitty!

You are all my guests,

and tomorrow, we will find the castle.

Thank you.

Night, Squirrel.

Night, Patsy. Night, Uncle Chuck.

Night, Hopper.

Night, Hopper.

Night, Grandpa.

Bwak! Bwak, bwak bwak.

Go on, git, you foul critters!

Coming in here looking for dog poop?

What kinda place you think I'm running here?

Daggum hippies!

W-wei?

Wei-wei shen--

Green Eyed Goddess. How can I help you?

-Maddy? -Mrs. Lee?

Sorry, honey.

The crowd is going nuts. You know these home games.

-Yeah. Go, Tigers. -Listen, it looks like

I'm gonna be a little late tonight.

I'm calling to make sure those two are doing okay.

-Are they there? -Yeah, they're all doing great.

Right, Uncle Chuck?

Great!

Okay, uh, listen, honey, I gotta run.

Duty calls. But give Patsy my love,

-and you two have fun, okay? -Lotsa fun.

All right, bye.

It's okay. I can do this.

Wei shen.

Shh.

Yes. Okay.

There it is. There it is.

Ah!

Oh, my...

oh--oh!

Aah! Aah!

Aah!

Mighty Lord Kuang, I have what you seek.

But it is protected, so please send your soldiers.

At dawn.

Make yourself scarce

if you want to collect your reward.

Mark the prize!

The master's gonna eat your soul

when he learns of your incompetence!

Gonna eat you first, fat rat.

-No, no, no, no, chicken! -Oh!

Oh, got stuck with a chicken!

Ratatouille.

-No, chicken. -Ratatouille.

Kung pao chicken!

Oh...

Oh!

Oh!

Hei gou fèn?

Hmm? You guys did the hog?

Hei gou fèn?

Uh...what now?

Hei gou fèn?

Uh, Chinese, right?

-Mm! -Mm!

Green Eyed Goddess.

About a mile that way.

Uncle Chuck's got a funky collection.

He'll have what you're looking for.

Yes, yes, yes!

-Ahem. -Oh, no!

-Pay the pig. -Argh!

Ha ha ha. Kurt's lucky day.

All in the reflexes.

Mm, yeah, this is definitely the place.

Definitely the place. Green Eyed Goddess,

they call it.

Hello!

Heard you might have some dog poop here?

Of the ebony kind?

* *

Hello?

Come out.

Ha ha!