Original subtitles

( tires squealing )

Casey: What is it with people these days?

Everywhere you turn,

there are a bunch of bad dudes doing bad things.

Like these mean hombres chasing us.

They wouldn't think twice about taking us out permanently.

You see, they stole something very important to me,

and me and my little green pals stole it back.

Only now we got these whackbags

trying to shoot us full of holes

with their fancy laser rifles.

They'll run us off the road.

Luckily, I'm a really good driver.

( groaning )

- Raphael: Watch it! - Leonardo: Dizzy!

♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪

Turtles, count it off!

1, 2, 3, 4!

- ♪ Turtles! ♪ - ♪ Mutant chain reaction ♪

- ♪ Turtles! ♪ - ♪ Livin' underground ♪

- ♪ Turtles! ♪ - ♪ Ninjutsu action ♪

- ♪ Turtles! ♪ - ♪ It's a shell of a town ♪

Turtles, count it off!

- One! - ♪ Live by the code of the martial arts ♪

- Two! - ♪ Never fight unless someone else starts ♪

- Three! - ♪ Always stick together no matter what ♪

- Four! - ♪ If all else fails, then it's time to kick butt ♪

- ♪ I love bein' ♪ - ♪ I love bein' ♪

♪ I love bein' a turtle ♪

♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪

Turtles, count it off!

1, 2, 3, 4!

- ♪ Turtles! ♪ - ♪ There's no one better ♪

- ♪ Turtles! ♪ - ♪ Watch out for Shredder ♪

- ♪ Turtles! ♪ - ♪ They're like no others ♪

- ♪ Turtles! ♪ - ♪ Those teenage brothers ♪

- 1, 2, 3, 4! - 1, 2, 3, 4!

♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪

( echoing ) ♪ Turtles, Turtles. ♪

Announcer: What a night for Super Slam Hockey, folks!

The Golden Grizzlies have the puck

and are going for it. The game is tied at 3-3.

The winning team gets ownership

of the famed Golden Puck for a whole year,

Super Slam Hockey's greatest prize.

( grunts )

He just got super slammed!

And there's the shot!

Denied!

- ( cheering ) - Don't forget, folks,

hang on to those ticket stubs.

Three lucky winners at tonight's game

are going home with one of those gorgeous snowmobiles

courtesy of Crazy Manny's Winter Wonderland Depot.

I'm so crazy, I'm giving them away!

Whoa, Nellie!

The Bowery Battlers have the puck.

Looks like they're going all the way!

( chanting ) Super slam! Super slam!

Super slam!

- Goal! - ( horn blares )

Goal!

Yeah! Super Slam Hockey's

gotta be the best sport known to man.

Or animals.

I mean, don't you think it's kind of rough?

Yeah! That's what makes it so great.

Casey: You said it, Raph.

To me, it's the perfect evolution of a great sport.

More importantly, the concessions are awesome.

( crunching )

Hey!

The only thing I don't like

is wearing these stupid masks.

What? Check it out!

See? Do we look cool or do we look cool?

All those who think we look cool, say aye.

All: Nay.

All those who think Casey

is a complete and absolute bonehead.

All: Aye!

The ayes have it, Case.

You're a bonehead.

Yeah, I'm the bonehead

what got you guys these great seats.

We're so close to the Golden Puck

you could almost reach out and touch it.

The Golden Puck,

made by... some old guy a really long time ago.

Actually, it says that the Golden Puck

was handcrafted for Frederick Henry,

a prince in 17th-century Holland.

He played a variation of an old Dutch game called "kolven,"

which some believe to be an early version of ice hockey.

Like I said, some old guy a really long time ago.

- ( horn blares ) - Announcer: There's the final buzzer

with the score, 5-3.

The Bowery Battlers win!

Check out the fancy post-game show.

A "post-game show"?

With military parahawks?

( whirring )

Heads up, guys. Something's not kosher here.

( gunfire popping )

( yelling )

Huh?

Fellas, it looks like some fans

don't want to give up their box seats.

( beeping, clanking )

All: Huh?

( crashing )

1, 2, 3, 4!

♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. ♪

1, 2, 3, 4!

♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. ♪

There she is, boys.

Now, y'all bag her and tag her.

Now let's hit the trail, boys.

We got all we came for.

( whirring )

( grunting )

Guys?

Guys!

( groaning )

What happened?

Oh, no!

They took the Golden Puck!

It's just a puck, Casey. Nobody was hurt.

That's what's important.

"Just a puck"? "Just a puck"?

It's not just a puck, it's a symbol.

That Golden Puck comes from the beginning of ice hockey

and carries us forward to the future of...

ice hockey!

Don't you get it?

It's like stealing the Empire State Building

or-- or apple pie!

They have apple pie here?

I gotta stop 'em.

Think we should help Case?

Getting the Golden Puck back

feels more like something for the police to handle.

Yeah, but Casey might get hurt.

Or worse, Casey might hurt somebody.

Where's the pie?

I distinctly heard somebody say "pie."

I don't believe it!

My snowmobiles, they're all right!

They're... all right?

( motor starts )

( roaring )

My snowmobile! No!

( roaring )

( sobs )

Coming through!

- Michelangelo: Heads up, Casey! - Huh?

Thanks for the lift, Mikey.

Crank that throttle and let's catch those goons.

We got a posse on our trail, Slim.

But he's gaining on us. What do we do, Slim?

Y'all follow me, ya hear?

( roars )

( screeches )

( screeches )

Announcer: 59th Street Station. Next stop, Times Square.

Stand clear of the closing doors.

( roars )

( grunts )

( bell rings )

Raph!

Raph, you okay?

( groans )

Oh...

He's okay.

( sirens wailing )

We better make ourselves scarce.

Hang on a second.

- One of those yahoos tossed this. - Casey: What is it?

A matchbox-- "Compliments of... the Sierra Hotel."

Michelangelo: Hey, check it out!

They've got free cable movie channels.

Let me see.

Stay focused, guys.

Got him!

There's our man-- Mr. Matchstick himself.

Third floor, fifth room from the end.

( bell rings )

Okay, they're gone.

Why don't we just ice those suckers?

We have to find that Golden Puck first.

Yeah, Case. If they know that we're onto them,

it might ruin any chance we have

of finding the stolen puck.

But since they were nice enough to go out...

( beeps )

It's not here.

Those cowpokes must have stashed it someplace else.

We'll have to follow them.

I bet they'll lead us right to it.

( bell rings )

I can't believe

you left the keys to the van in the room, Robbie.

Nuh-uh, Bobby's what done it.

I ain't done it. You done it.

- Nuh-uh, you done it. - Bobby: Did not.

- Did too. - Did not!

1, 2, 3, 4!

♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. ♪

1, 2, 3, 4!

♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. ♪

- Lights. - ( switch clicks )

Casey's in the open.

What a bonehead.

Hang on.

Bobby, get the key and let's go.

( gulps )

( knocking )

Robbie, let's see who's come a-visiting.

Housekeeping. More towels for you.

We don't need no stinking towels.

Whoa!

That window open before?

- Don't know. - Think so.

Just get the key and come on.

The big man himself will be here any minute.

Well, boys, y'all got what I asked you?

We got it, Mr. Arboost,

but it cost a bit more than we figured.

Had to ditch our parahawks.

Well, you know me, boys.

Money don't mean a thing.

Send me the bill,

and add a little something for doing a fine job.

Why, thank you, Mr. Arboost.

This is my brother Robbie, and my other brother Bobby.

You boys thank Mr. Arboost now.

Brothers: Thank you, Mr. Arboost.

Boys, I can't wait to see the faces on those suits

when I tell them I got their precious Golden Puck.

Wouldn't give me a Super Slam Hockey team.

Said my image was all wrong.

Well, so what if I just out of jail?

Big deal.

I want a Super Slam Hockey team,

and now I got me a golden bargaining chip.

Ain't that right, boys?

Time to clock these clowns and get the Puck?

Yes. Time to clock these clowns and get the Puck.

( yelps ) What in tarnation?

( men gasping )

Goongala!

Ugh!

Casey, heads up!

( engine starts )

( tires squealing )

After 'em! After 'em!

( engines starting )

Keep that Golden Puck safe, Mikey.

It's really old and stuff.

It's-- oof-- not the-- ugh-- Golden Puck

I'm worried about! Unh!

Both: Whoa!

- ( bangs ) - ( tires squealing )

Both: Whoa!

Whoa!

( gasping )

( bangs )

- ( yells ) - Raph! No!

1, 2, 3, 4!

♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. ♪

1, 2, 3, 4!

♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. ♪

- Raph! - ( yelling )

( yelling )

( bangs )

( grunts )

Ooh!

( tires squealing, crashes )

( car alarm beeping )

( tires squealing )

Leonardo: Okay, we have the Golden Puck.

Now let's turn it over to the authorities

and call it a night.

No way!

Those goons are still out there.

We gotta catch them and then teach them a lesson once and for all.

- ( radio crackles ) - Jimmy, this is Mr. Arboost. You read?

Loud and clear.

Jimmy, we need us some new transport.

Pick us up at 3rd and 128th.

On our way.

I've got an idea.

Come on back, "Donnie Bear."

We got us the Golden Puck

and we're taking it back to the Central Park

so the authorities will find it

right there where it was stolen.

Uh, that's a big 10-4.

Sounds like a great idea.

Mr. Arboost,

those morons are broadcasting on our channel.

Well, lucky for us.

Now we know right where the Golden Puck will be.

Saddle up, boys. I want that Golden Puck.

Donatello: Remind me again why this was such a good idea.

It wasn't a good idea. It was Casey's idea.

If this plan works, I'm gonna eat my shoe.

We don't wear shoes.

Ow! ( groans )

( whirring )

Hand over the Golden Puck, son.

You're gonna have to pry it from my cold, lifeless hands.

All righty, then.

Boys, open season on "Mr. Hero."

- ( gun hammers clicking ) - Hold on, hold on.

There's something I want you to know.

I have friends. ( snaps fingers )

I said, I have friends.

( whimpers )

You think he's sweated enough?

Hello? Friends?

Remember?

Now, son, you're obviously plumb loco,

so I don't want to waste any more time on you.

What I do want is that Golden Puck.

And I always get what I want.

Well, I hope you want a whole heaping-helping of butt-whipping,

'cause that's what you're gonna get.

( yelling )

Open fire!

Yo, watch it with the Golden Puck!

It's really old and stuff.

Slim, we's under attack!

By some fellows in funny frog costumes.

Well, this is New York City, boys.

Brothers: Right.

Nyah, nyah!

You stay here out of trouble.

I'll be right back.

Yahoo!

- What the--? - Goongala!

Yo, fellas, catch!

Come on!

- ( moans ) - ( gasps )

Oof! Whoa-aa!

( moans, grunts )

( gasps )

Ugh! Aw!

My hat!

Br-rr! Oh, no!

Oh, no! Oh, no! Oh, no!

No! No!

No-oo!

Oh-hh!

( moans )

Whoo-hoo!

( panting )

All right, "Boss Hogg."

Now you're gonna learn what Slam Hockey's all about.

( gasps )

Huh?

Now-- now-- now, now, hold on, son.

I'm sure we can make a deal.

Deal with this!

( horn blares )

Super Slam Hockey.

It's the best!

Thanks, guys.

Saving the Golden Puck meant a lot to me.

Forget about it, Case.

But check out the final score.

Ninja Turtles and Casey Jones, 17.

Raphael: Texas yahoos, zip.

Turtles and Jones rule!

- Yeah! - You know it!

Michelangelo: I never did get any pie.

Where was that stinking pie anyway?

( theme music playing )