Original subtitles

Michelangelo: There's an old saying

that no good deed goes unpunished.

Well, we thought we did a whole lot of good

that time we eliminated the Shredder.

And... that other time we eliminated the Shredder.

And... the time after that.

Am I forgetting one?

The point is, now with Shredder out of the picture,

the Mob,

the Foot, and The Purple Dragons

are all duking it out for control of his empire.

So instead of making things better,

we actually made them worse.

No one felt more responsible than my brother, Leo.

And no one felt less responsible

than my brother, Raph.

It's not our fight.

Still, we had to do something.

So we tracked down the remnants of the Foot

to this rundown flophouse.

We were about to take them down...

when this big honking robot shows up

and starts shooting up the whole place.

So much for our good deed.

I hope you're happy, Leo.

I hope doing the right thing was really worth it.

♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪

Turtles, count it off!

1, 2, 3, 4!

- ♪ Turtles! ♪ - ♪ Mutant chain reaction ♪

- ♪ Turtles! ♪ - ♪ Livin' underground ♪

- ♪ Turtles! ♪ - ♪ Ninjutsu action ♪

- ♪ Turtles! ♪ - ♪ It's a shell of a town ♪

Turtles, count it off!

- One! - ♪ Live by the code of the martial arts ♪

- Two! - ♪ Never fight unless someone else starts ♪

- Three! - ♪ Always stick together no matter what ♪

- Four! - ♪ If all else fails, then it's time to kick butt ♪

- ♪ I love bein' ♪ - ♪ I love bein' ♪

♪ I love bein' a turtle ♪

♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪

Turtles, count it off!

1, 2, 3, 4!

- ♪ Turtles! ♪ - ♪ There's no one better ♪

- ♪ Turtles! ♪ - ♪ Watch out for Shredder ♪

- ♪ Turtles! ♪ - ♪ They're like no others ♪

- ♪ Turtles! ♪ - ♪ Those teenage brothers ♪

- 1, 2, 3, 4! - 1, 2, 3, 4!

♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪

( echoing ) ♪ Turtles, Turtles. ♪

( grunting )

Good thinking, Don.

Grabbing this beam really saved our shells.

It almost makes up for big-brain Leo leading us straight into--

Guys, let's continue this discussion elsewhere.

Everybody, move on three.

One, two, three.

Okay, what was the deal with that kamikaze robot?

Looks like there's a new player in the mix.

Great. Just what this town needs.

If having them drop a building on our heads

don't convince you we should stay out of this,

I don't know what will.

Since when do you run from a fight?

First, I ain't running.

Second, it wasn't our fight to begin with.

Yeah, well, guess what?

It's our fight now, hothead.

Raphael: Who you callin' "hothead"?

I ain't the one who dragged us into this mess.

Uh, guys?

Oh, right, you're the levelheaded one

who only fights for honor when it's convenient.

Guys...?

You saying I got no-- what the...?

( shouts )

( shouting )

Fighting side by side with the Foot?

Now you know this has got to be wrong.

Once the robot is defeated, we will destroy you all.

Now that's the Foot we know and loathe.

( shouting, tires squealing )

Somebody, please! Help me!

Leo!

What do you think you're doin'?

There's innocent people in there!

We've got to get them out!

What are you?

A figment of your imagination.

You hit your head pretty hard.

Now, come on. Let's get you out of here.

Mistress Karai, one of our New York sources

recovered this security camera footage from a warehouse

that was prematurely demolished.

( beeping )

Interesting.

( cheering )

Yo! Listen up, Dragons!

With the Shredder out of the way, this is our moment!

We can own this town!

( cheering )

Dragon face! Dragon face!

It's time to prove to the mob, the ninjas,

and all the other wannabes that The Purple Dragons

ain't just a bunch of dumb street punks!

( cheering )

I couldn't agree more.

( crowd murmuring )

Hun?

We thought you weren't coming back.

Look, things have changed around here.

I'm in charge now.

You can't come waltzing in here

like you own the place or something.

Oh, but I do own the place, Dragon Face.

( bangs )

Every inch of turf you rule,

every kickback you've collected,

every little crumb you've ever been handed

you owe to me,

and you owe it to the Shredder.

And it is in his memory that I vow

to lead the Purple Dragons

to the top of the food chain.

We are going to rule this city.

Any other objections?

I didn't think so.

Back off, Footheads, this is our barricade.

Guys, wait.

I think I see how we can stop this robot.

I just need to get to those downed power lines.

Forget it. I know how to stop "tin butt."

Raph, wait! Listen to me!

Listening to you is what got us

into this mess in the first place.

Whoa!

Oh!

- No! - Raph!

Raph, are you all right, bro?

Yeah, I think so.

Well, you don't deserve to be.

That hothead move nearly got your shell waxed.

Oh, so it's okay

when your mistakes blow up in our faces.

Getting involved in this gang war was not a mistake.

Right. This was a noble, heroic effort.

Thank you, Leonardo.

The streets are so much safer now 'cause of you.

1, 2, 3, 4!

♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. ♪

1, 2, 3, 4!

♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. ♪

Leo! Raph! Get out of the bus now!

Ow! ( grunts )

Whatever you do, don't say I owe you one.

Mikey!

Herd the robot this way!

Herd him? You got it, hoss!

Yee-hah!

That's it.

( screeches )

Nice work, guys.

Destroy the turtles.

Yeesh. Some guys just can't take a compliment.

( gulps ) A lot of guys can't take a compliment.

Captain America, eat your heart out.

Uh-uh-uh.

( laughs )

Mikey needs help.

( laughing ) I got to admit, pal,

when you deliver, you deliver.

Not only do we take down the Foot,

but those costumed freaks to boot.

A happy coincidence.

But one for which I came fully prepared.

( beeping )

Yo, Weasel, it's me.

Let the boys know we're smokin' the competition.

And when I say smokin', I mean smokin'.

- Yah! - ( clangs )

( buzzing )

King-sized bedding,

a ninja's best friend.

Mistress Karai, I'm receiving word

that the ones you seek have been sighted.

Into the car, quickly.

Hey, you really fixed this place up.

Please be careful with that, Casey.

What? Don't you trust me?

About as far as I can throw you.

I'm game if you are, babe.

In your delusional dreams.

- Oh! - ( crashing )

Hey, April.

( groans ) Why do you always do that?

It's a ninja thing?

What are you doing here?

Nothing. Just running from a bunch of Foot Ninja.

My bros and I are in the middle of this big fight

- and I-- - Casey: Big fight?

How come I wasn't invited?

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

Michelangelo, you're telling me you ran into my shop--

my new, just fixed up after it was blown to pieces

and burned to the ground by a bunch of Foot Ninja shop--

because you're being chased by a bunch of Foot Ninja?

Yeah. I was running and-- and...

Oh, man, what a bonehead.

I can't believe I came in here.

Sorry, April. I wasn't thinking.

- I'm gone. - Casey: Hang on, Mikey.

I'm coming with you.

April, mind if we borrow your wheels?

Absolutely, I mind.

Then I guess Mikey and I can just stay here.

It's on the street.

Thank you.

Be careful.

What in blazes is going on down there?

( siren wails )

I want this area secured now.

Move into position on the rooftops

and bring out the heavy artillery.

On my mark.

Huh...?

( coughing )

( thumping )

What's going on?

Uh-oh.

Leo, if we all live through this,

I'm holding you personally responsible.

Dragons, take 'em down.

1, 2, 3, 4!

♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. ♪

1, 2, 3, 4!

♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. ♪

Purple Dragons, let them know who we are!

Look out!

Guys, we're in way over our heads.

We have to get out of here.

( car horn honks )

Somebody call a cab?

- Yeah. - All right!

( growls )

Awesome road warrior moves, Casey.

Whoo-hoo! You should see me at rush hour!

Whoa!

What's going on out there?

Your tin cans are getting crushed.

A minor setback.

Although, perhaps a strategic retreat would be in order.

( engine starts )

What's this?

( tires squealing )

Well, isn't this ironic?

Casey: So what's with the new digs?

I couldn't risk leading anyone back to the lair,

so I was staying here.

It should be good enough for all of us

until we figure out our next move.

Next move?

You mean like going home and forgetting all this nonsense?

We have to do something.

Like what?

Pour more fuel on the fire?

I said it before and I'll say it again,

this ain't our fight.

You might want to sit. This could go on for a while.

Leonardo: So who's fight is it?

The innocent people caught in the crossfire?

Raphael: You can't save a whole city, bro,

but you could make it worse by trying.

So we should just forget Bushido

and our entire code of honor?

Where's the honor in sticking your nose where it don't belong?

Nobody asked you to come.

Nobody's forcing you to stay.

Raphael: Back off, Leo. I'm warning you.

Leonardo: Who needs you, hothead?

Raphael: Yo, say the word and I'm out of here.

Leonardo: Since when do you need my permission?

You know what? You're right.

Good luck on your one-turtle crusade, Leo.

Just try not to get these other guys iced.

( beeps )

Oof. Whoa.

Hah.

I believe we have a few matters to discuss.

1, 2, 3, 4!

♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. ♪

1, 2, 3, 4!

♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. ♪

My name is Karai.

And I am here to restore order to the Foot.

I got your order right here, lady.

Stand down, Raph.

No. I'm sick of being everybody's punching bag.

And I'm really sick of taking orders from you.

I said, stand down, Raph.

Hyah!

No!

( grunting )

Let me try. Goongala!

Ugh! Ugh!

Yo, pal...

you're making me mad.

( grunting )

Agh! Come on.

He's got to have a weak spot.

( grunting ) Or not.

( clangs )

Here, let me. Goongala!

( grunting )

Let's try switching opponents this time.

Couldn't hurt.

Hey.

Whoa! ( grunts )

On second thought, maybe it could hurt.

Now, I came here to discuss a matter with you

and discuss it, we shall

with or without your leader.

It is your choice.

( theme music playing )