Original subtitles

Mike: It seems like we always end up

in these whacked out situations.

I don't know. Maybe it's our karma.

Like we did something bad in a past life?

I mean, really, really bad.

Super villain holding the world to ransom,

destroying Tokyo kind of bad.

Come to think of it, it's probably Raph's fault.

Everything bad that happens to us

is because of something bad Raph did in a past life.

Oh, well, no use crying over past lives.

I guess we just got to accept things as they are

and always be ready to kick some shell, yeah!

♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪

Turtles, count it off!

1, 2, 3, 4!

- ♪ Turtles! ♪ - ♪ Mutant chain reaction ♪

- ♪ Turtles! ♪ - ♪ Livin' underground ♪

- ♪ Turtles! ♪ - ♪ Ninjitsu action ♪

- ♪ Turtles! ♪ - ♪ It's a shell of a town ♪

Turtles, count it off!

- One! - ♪ Live by the code of the martial arts ♪

- Two! - ♪ Never fight unless someone else starts ♪

- Three! - ♪ Always stick together no matter what ♪

- Four! - ♪ If all else fails, then it's time to kick butt ♪

- ♪ I love bein' a ♪ - ♪ I love bein' a ♪

♪ I love bein' a turtle ♪

♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪

Turtles, count it off!

1, 2, 3, 4!

- ♪ Turtles! ♪ - ♪ There's no one better ♪

- ♪ Turtles! ♪ - ♪ Watch out for Shredder ♪

- ♪ Turtles! ♪ - ♪ They're like no others ♪

- ♪ Turtles! ♪ - ♪ Those teenage brothers ♪

- 1, 2, 3, 4! - 1, 2, 3, 4!

♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪

( echoing ) ♪ Turtles, Turtles ♪

( snoring )

Hey, shell for brains!

Can you keep it down?

There are some people in New Jersey

who are trying to sleep.

( sighs )

( humming )

Can't sleep either, huh?

I'm too excited to sleep.

I can't wait to have my own place again.

I understand.

I can still remember back when this used to be my room.

When I wouldn't have to listen to my roommate

snore like a chainsaw!

( snoring )

Don't worry. I'll soon be out of here

and you'll be back in your own room before you know it.

Um, April?

What are you doing with my Silver Century comics?

Oh, I needed something to wrap my stuff in.

And these were just lying about, so I...

( screams )

Calm down, Mikey. I'm joking.

I know better than to mess with a guy's comics.

Oh, ha, ha. Real funny, April.

Enjoy your packing.

Yep, moving out is looking pretty good.

And for now, the police have two suspects in custody.

Leo. Master Splinter. You two up?

Shh.

Meanwhile, in other news, an unexplained wave

of gang activity is sweeping through

the boroughs of New York.

How long before they knock on your door?

We'll have the full story when Channel 9 News returns.

( clatter )

Sounds like Donny's up, too.

- Boo! - Aah!

Whoa. Easy, partner. Don't shoot.

Mikey, never sneak up on a turtle while he's welding.

Hey, love what you've done with the place.

Yeah, go ahead.

Makes jokes, Mikey.

But when I'm using this underwater access way

to cruise the river in a submersible,

you're going to miss out on some fun.

Unless you make yourself useful and help.

Suddenly I feel sleepy. Ooh.

This cross brace will secure the access way

and ensure its stability.

So you know what you're supposed to do, right?

Yep. I'm supposed to swim in cold river water

when I should be in a warm cozy bed.

Right.

Ah. Chucklehead.

Huh?

What in the shell?

( yelling )

Remember what Master Splinter said.

Fade into the surroundings.

( growls )

( gasps )

Get a grip. Get a grip.

( snarling )

( gasping )

1, 2, 3, 4!

♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪

1, 2, 3, 4!

♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪

Relax, slow down.

Fade into the surroundings.

What's that goob doing now?

Relax. Slow down.

My guess is that he's drowning!

Hang on, Mikey!

( snarling )

( coughing ) Get the others!

You guys aren't going to believe this!

So I was, like... ( panting )

And it was all... ( snarling )

And I'm like... ( whimpering )

Then it got all... ( snorting )

And then it was all roar, roar--

- Cuckoo. - Crazy.

Hold up, guys.

Raph, remember that albino croc we tangled with years ago?

Mike's croc could actually exist.

It does exist.

And it's all... ( snarling )

And... ( snorting ) And... ( snarling )

We should have seen it coming, bro.

You're one rib short of a barbecue.

Look, I know what I saw.

There's a huge ugly reptile in the sewers.

And for once it's not you, Raph.

And I'll prove it to you.

I'm going back down there and find that thing.

If you're serious, take this porpoise device.

I made it to explore some of the underwater passageways.

It's got a built-in camera and a transmitter.

And I put a two-way radio in the mask.

We'll be able to see and hear

your mystery croc on here.

If it exists.

Stay tuned, guys, as Mikey TV takes you on a croc hunt.

( snarling )

( snarling )

The chase is on.

You guys seeing this?

I take it back, Mikey. You're not insane.

Well, not completely.

Check it out, guys.

Big, dark and scaly is living in our old lair.

You were right, my friend. Oh, so right.

The remaining component was exactly where you said.

Now I can complete my task for you.

And then you can aid me in completing mine, as per our deal.

I am so glad I made your acquaintance.

I don't mind telling you I've had quite a lot

of experience repairing these units.

Child's play, really, once you understand the basic principles.

Well, what do you know?

It's just a big crocodile version of Don.

It is finished, my friend.

Why don't you take it for a test drive?

He's got an exoskeleton.

I can't really see.

But I think...

I think he's talking to an Utrom.

All: An Utrom?

( microphone feedback ) Aah!

( snarling )

An intruder.

Okay, time to go.

Stop! ( snarling )

Aah!

We're on my old turf now.

And if I remember right, there should be

an access cover just about here.

Guys, are you there?

Mikey. Where the shell are you?

What's happening?

I'm in the 39th Street runoff.

It got a little hairy back there with my reptile pal,

but I think I lost him.

Mikey! Mikey!

1, 2, 3, 4!

♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪

1, 2, 3, 4!

♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪

( grunting )

Good crocodile.

Good crocodile.

( grunts )

( yells )

( grunting )

Bad crocodile.

Don't make me have to use these.

Okay, you asked for it.

Ah! ( grunting )

Look, I didn't mean you any harm.

I am sorry.

Sometimes I get carried away.

( yelling )

( snarling )

Look, guys, a handbag with claws.

( snarling )

Guys, wait! It's...

( grunting )

All those who think it was a bad idea

to get this thing mad, say "aye."

- Aye. - Aye.

( snarling )

Come on.

Where did it go?

I'm not sure, but I'm hoping France.

( yells )

- Raph! - Raph!

Will you guys wait a minute?

Sorry.

Sometimes we get carried away, too.

How about a truce?

You may let go of me.

I accept the truce.

All right, Mikey.

But if this croc bites your head off,

I don't want to hear any complaining.

Allow me to introduce myself.

I am Leatherhead.

Leonardo.

Raphael.

Donatello.

I'm Mikey.

Come. It is so very drafty in these sewers.

Let us return to my temporary laboratory

where we can speak in relative comfort.

Ah, there's no place like home.

My sentiments exactly.

Whoa. You're building a transmat?

You are familiar with the transmat?

Then you know of the Utroms.

Actually, the Utroms and us go way back.

Really?

The Utroms are my family.

It is a long story.

It began when I was little more than a hatchling.

I assumed that I began life as a mere exotic pet

which for some cruel human reason

was cast into the sewer.

Fortunately, I was discovered not by humans,

but by the Utroms...

who deemed me worthy of further observation.

During the course of this observation,

I was accidentally exposed to a mutagen

the Utroms had created.

The mutagen not only changed my physical form,

but greatly accelerated my intellectual development.

And when the Utroms realized that I had become sentient,

they adopted me.

I was happy living with the Utroms.

They taught me much.

Life was good until the humans discovered our base

and tried to destroy us.

My family barely escaped.

And I was left behind.

But once I finish building this transmat,

I will be able to rejoin my family once again.

( footsteps ) Ah, my friend has returned.

Gentlemen, allow me to introduce to you my good friend.

All: Baxter Stockman?

1, 2, 3, 4!

♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪

1, 2, 3, 4!

♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪

Raph: Hey, Stockman, love the new look.

What was wrong?

The spider thing not cutting it with the ladies?

Hardy-har-har.

Leatherhead, my friend.

Do you recall the traitors I told you about?

It was these turtles who sabotaged the TCRI building.

It was these turtles who destroyed the transmat.

It was they who caused the Utroms to leave.

Them?

Yes, yes, them, them!

Baxter Stockman telling lies?

Imagine that.

( snarling )

Them.

These green gnomes are why I had you

build our little you-know-what.

And now we can put it to work.

Donny, what in the shell is that?

I'm not sure.

But it doesn't look good.

Allow me.

( grunting )

Batter up.

( grunting )

( yelling )

( yelling )

Huh? ( grunting )

( yelling )

That robot knows exactly what we're going to do

before we do it.

Somehow it programmed itself with our fighting styles.

And its processors are working faster than our reflexes.

So, what do we do?

Something unexpected.

Can I borrow these for a second?

( yelling )

( grunting )

Hi-ya!

Master Splinter always says we must train

in every weapon form.

It's time to put in a little practice.

( yelling )

Oops.

( grunting )

Play time is over.

You're so right.

I am done playing.

Whoa.

I'll be happy to finish you off personally.

I can't count how many times you meddlesome freaks

robbed me of my revenge when I was working for the Shredder.

But this time nothing will stop me.

- The Shredder? - Huh?

You work for The Shredder?

He was the Utroms' most hated enemy.

You weren't intending to help me with the transmat.

You used me.

( snarling )

Very well.

You pathetic freaks can all perish together.

Believe me, I am doing evolution a big favor.

Leatherhead! Look out!

Guys, we got to get out of here now.

Leatherhead, come with us.

Forget about this place.

No.

If I do not have the transmat,

if I cannot be with the Utroms,

then life is meaningless.

Leatherhead, please.

Mikey, come on!

Leave me...

my friend.

Michelangelo, move it!

Poor Leatherhead.

Can you imagine being that alone?

You know, things may get rough at times,

but at least we have each other.

Yeah, but do we have to have Raph?

Huh?

Come here, knucklehead.

Mikey: Ow. Hey, watch it.

( music playing )