Original subtitles

Raphael: You might ask what we're doing

in a spooky old amusement park at night.

You might ask what we're looking for

or what's looking for us.

You might ask why we're being attacked

by what looks like a bunch of freaked out rides...

- Whoa! - Whoa!

and why we're getting our shells kicked.

Yeah, you might ask all that...

( growls )

( grunts )

but just don't.

I ain't got time for questions right now.

♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪

Turtles, count it off!

1, 2, 3, 4!

- ♪ Turtles! ♪ - ♪ Mutant chain reaction ♪

- ♪ Turtles! ♪ - ♪ Livin' underground ♪

- ♪ Turtles! ♪ - ♪ Ninjutsu action ♪

- ♪ Turtles! ♪ - ♪ It's a shell of a town ♪

Turtles, count it off!

- One! - ♪ Live by the code of the martial arts ♪

- Two! - ♪ Never fight unless someone else starts ♪

- Three! - ♪ Always stick together no matter what ♪

- Four! - ♪ If all else fails, then it's time to kick butt ♪

- ♪ I love bein' ♪ - ♪ I love bein' ♪

♪ I love bein' a turtle ♪

♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪

Turtles, count it off!

1, 2, 3, 4!

- ♪ Turtles! ♪ - ♪ There's no one better ♪

- ♪ Turtles! ♪ - ♪ Watch out for Shredder ♪

- ♪ Turtles! ♪ - ♪ They're like no others ♪

- ♪ Turtles! ♪ - ♪ Those teenage brothers ♪

- 1, 2, 3, 4! - 1, 2, 3, 4!

♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪

( echoing ) ♪ Turtles, Turtles ♪

( music playing )

( groans ) Somebody took my toothpaste again?

I didn't even know turtles had teeth.

Michelangelo: Yahoo! Whoo!

- Huh? Hey, what the-- - Move!

( laughs )

You're in the middle of my obstacle course!

Whoa! ( yells )

( laughs ) Yeah! Whoa!

April: Don!

All that amazing Utrom technology,

and you built Mikey a flying skateboard?

Well, you know Mikey, April.

It's the only way I can get any peace.

Ohh!

Ugh. Sewer water!

( groans )

Actually, it's not sewer water.

It's coming from the river.

Not making me feel better.

What are you doing down there?

I'm looking into building an access way.

There are a lot of underwater tunnels that could be excavated

to allow us a way into the river.

See you later.

Donatello, don't you--

Ohh!

This day just keeps getting better and better.

Incoming!

Wahoo! ( laughs )

With innocent victims caught in the crossfire of rising gang violence,

the police are warning the public

to stay off the streets in much of the city.

( Mikey laughing ) Whoo!

Michelangelo! Quiet.

( laughs )

Yahoo!

Hey, Raph, check this out!

- Whoa! - Oh, no!

Aah! Unh!

( gasps ) Uh-oh.

Sorry, April.

I wasn't aiming him at you.

Hey, getting flattened by turtles is just part of my new lifestyle.

Casey: Yo, guys!

Just letting you know I'm borrowing

a ton of tools.

At last, another human.

Well, almost.

Hey, Case, where you headed?

Coney Island. Promised a buddy

I'd look at the Ferris wheel for him.

Doing a little repair work on the side.

Coney Island?

I haven't been there since I was a kid.

I love that place.

Yeah? Me, too.

You know, uh, you could come with me.

Me?

Well, you're pretty good with a wrench.

You could help.

I'd love to!

Um, I mean, yeah. Heh.

That'd be great.

- Coming through! - Whoa!

Uh, it would be nice to get out of here.

I kind of got turtles coming out my ears.

I'll pick you up around 10:00.

Hey, maybe we can grab a late-night snack or something.

But, uh, I mean, you know,

it's not a date or anything, right?

Uh, absolutely. It's not a date.

- Good. - Fine.

( metal creaks )

( lens whirs )

( music playing )

How was your day, Mother?

Oh, the usual, Father.

Junior has something to tell you.

Don't you, Junior?

Uh, I got an "A" on my math test,

but I guess I kind of got in trouble

for making a face in the class picture.

Oh, Junior, with shenanigans like that,

how is a mother supposed to raise a family?

( computerized ) Family?

And now for News Break.

Con man Harry "The Schlub" Parker,

is being moved to Rikers Island Prison.

Over the course of a four-day crime spree,

Parker made off with over a million dollars

in diamonds and other valuables.

Daddy!

Daddy!

Daddy!

( buzzer sounds )

( overlapping conversations )

I'll see your Crunchy Munchie

and raise you a Razzle Dazzle.

- ( gasps ) - ( gasps )

- Aww! - ( growls )

( laughs )

Like taking candy from a bunch of babies.

Heh.

But you should see the candy

I got stashed on the outside.

It sparkles real pretty.

Yes, boys, when I get out of here,

I'm gonna live like a king!

Whoops.

( growling )

Uh, can't we discuss this

like the sophisticated gentlemen that we are?

( electricity buzzes )

What was that?

- ( gasps ) - ( yelling )

Get away! Get away from me!

Daddy?

What?

Kid?

- ( yells ) - ( yells )

Daddy!

Kid! You're alive!

Boy, did I miss you.

We are going straight back to the top.

First up, take me to the loot, kid.

It's high time I got my hands

on all that sparkly diamond goodness again.

- Back down! - Go back to your cell!

Move it!

- ( alarm sounding ) - Hey, those men are bad, kid.

They're keeping your dear old innocent dad in here

when he didn't do nothing!

Hey! Yaah!

Ahh! Whoa!

Bad men move!

Oh, this is sweet.

Uh-oh.

( pounding )

Ba-da-bing, ba-da-boom!

That's my boy!

( laughing )

1, 2, 3, 4!

♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪

1, 2, 3, 4!

♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪

( power tool whirrs )

Hey, April, hand me that 3/8.

It's almost 10:00.

I've gotta clean up.

Casey: Why?

We're just gonna get dirty again.

I'd prefer not to wear grease in public.

I know we're just working on the Ferris wheel, but--

I guess some of the petals

got blown off on the motorcycle. Heh.

It's the thought that counts.

So, where are you taking our April?

Guys, it's not a date.

And when will you have her home, young man?

Everybody knock it off.

It's not a date.

It's just Casey,

and we're just working a repair job.

April: Now good night.

- Hmm. - Hmm.

File this one under B for bizarre.

Eyewitnesses to the strange escape of Harry Parker

say that he was helped by machines that came to life.

Remind you of anything?

It's gotta be that walking junk pile

that almost flattened us last time.

But I thought it got toasted.

I guess some of the nanobots

survived and rebuilt themselves.

Hmm. Man, that poor thing.

Remember how it was acting like a kid?

It just seemed so helpless.

Yeah. It was so helpless

that it almost stomped us

into turtle pancakes last time!

But it wasn't his fault.

That crook was teaching him to steal.

I mean, imagine if Splinter had been evil.

We might be crooks instead of who we are.

And your point is?

We should help it,

give it an alternative life,

a chance it never had,

like Master Splinter helped us.

I just know we're gonna regret this.

Where do we start looking?

Every good search starts at the source.

There might be something on the nanobots themselves

that will help us.

I kept detailed records of the first time

we came across this nanotechnology.

Just a little closer...

and that's it!

A patent registration number.

And if it's registered, its source can be found,

especially with a little digging on the Internet.

Given the emotional imprinting of my first nanotechnology,

I've rewritten the primary encryption, and--

- ( rumbling ) - ( gasps )

( gasps )

Mommy!

( gasps ) No. No!

No!

Yaah!

Calm down, lady.

He ain't gonna hurt you,

I don't think.

Wait. I saw you on the news!

You're that thief.

Alleged thief.

And who the heck are you?

I am the inventor of this nanotechnology.

Then maybe you can explain what the heck he thinks he's doing.

- ( yelling ) - Whoa!

Huh?

What the--

( Harry gasping )

- ( yells ) - ( gasps )

- ( yelps ) - ( gasps )

Whoa. Uh...

What the-- ( gasps )

Uh, I got an "A" on my math test.

He's gone kind of wacko.

I don't know what happened to him.

You happened to him!

You know, lady, now that I met you,

I ain't wondering why the kid ran away from here in the first place.

You can't talk to me like that,

you lowlife!

Youse better get outta my face with that lowlife talk!

Stop fighting!

Stop! Stop!

( both gasping )

Mommy and Daddy, be happy now!

1, 2, 3, 4!

♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪

1, 2, 3, 4!

♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪

No, kid! Don't hurt us!

Please, stop!

( whimpering )

You not happy?

( chuckles )

( chuckles ) Yeah.

Heh. Yeah.

You are my lucky break, kid.

( recording ) Take me to the loot, kid.

- ( tape rewinds ) - Take me to the loot, kid.

I make you happy.

Here we go again.

Make you happy.

- ( yelling ) - ( grunts )

This is it.

The patent registration lists this address.

And it looks like nanoboy

left the back door open for us.

I think we're too late.

What the heck is that?

Whoa! Looks like

"Dick and Jane Go Insane."

Raphael: Tracking him isn't gonna be too hard.

Well, good night, Case.

The place is all ours.

But before we start work on the Ferris wheel,

let's check out the view from up there.

Aren't we supposed to be working?

Sheesh, April, live a little.

Here. I'll give you a boost.

- Whoa! - Ohh!

Uh, I'm sorry.

I didn't mean to.

( heavy thudding )

What was that?

Uh, I didn't hear nothing.

Oh, boy.

Make Daddy happy!

The jewels! My stash!

But we hid them in that warehouse downtown, kid.

What are they doing here in this amusement park?

I put here for families.

They all see shiny pretty.

All for families.

Great, kid. I'll just hang on to 'em.

Now, uh, we had our fun and all,

but it's over. See, I gotta go.

I want to leave.

Just let me leave, okay?

And me as well.

Please let me go.

Leave? Go?

No!

No leave me!

No!

So how's the date going?

Am I glad to see you guys.

That thing's back, and it's going nuts,

tearing up the place!

No leave me!

I don't know, Donnie.

This isn't looking like such a good idea.

It's throwing a tantrum.

We have to try to talk to it.

Talk to it?

Uh, robot thingie...

we mean you no harm.

We don't want to fight.

( turtles yelling )

( crying )

( yells )

( yells )

1, 2, 3, 4!

♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪

1, 2, 3, 4!

♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪

Come on. The guys need help.

Don, we have to shut it down now!

Well, it won't be easy.

It's composed of millions

of tiny nanobots.

You'd have to deactivate them all!

Yaah!

Darn!

And I was looking for a giant off switch.

Wait. That's it.

We can turn it off, Mikey!

All the nanobots with an electromagnetic pulse.

You guys keep it busy!

When I give the word,

lure him to the roller coaster.

April, I'll need your help.

Hey, that sneaky little green nerd

just stole my date.

Did he say, "Lure"? How quaint.

How the heck are we supposed to lure it?!

- Whoa! - Whoa!

( turtles yelling )

Now I know...

what it feels like inside a trash compactor.

Hyah!

- Whoa! - Whoa!

( yells )

April, I need you to interface my laptop

with the roller coaster's operating system.

I'll wire the tracks for electricity.

I get it.

You're going to magnetize the tracks,

switching the polarity

from positive to negative alternately.

And the resulting intermittent multipolar flux

should create the electromagnetic pulse!

I like it.

But do you think it'll work?

Eh. I'm making this up as I go.

- Whoa! - Whoa!

Oh, sweet!

It's actually working.

Hey, guys, get it over here!

Come on, you big, ugly pile of junk.

Step on the turtle, win a prize!

Yoo-hoo, robot thingie!

That's it.

Come to Daddy, you big tin can!

Whoa!

Oh?

( yelps )

( screaming )

- Yaah! Waah! - ( gasps )

Take me back to jail.

Anything is better than this.

Fam-i-ly.

Fam-i-ly.

Man, poor kid.

All he wanted was a family.

Doesn't seem like that much to ask.

Harry: Look, I'm telling you

I didn't bust out of jail!

I was kidnapped, honest!

Yeah, yeah.

You gotta believe me!

April, we found the stolen jewels

the police have been looking for.

We were thinking you should turn 'em in.

There's a big reward.

You could build your place again.

But, guys, we should share the reward.

Sharing is good.

Will you knock it off?

What?

Thanks, guys.

Guess if you get your place back,

we won't be seeing you so much anymore.

Of course you will, guys.

We're family.

( theme music playing )