Original subtitles

Leonardo: I have been raised to believe that words

like truth and honor are more than just words.

But one of the real difficulties in living

a life of honor, is that sometimes...

You might have to pay the ultimate price for it.

Aah!

♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪

Turtles, count it off!

1, 2, 3, 4!

- ♪ Turtles! ♪ - ♪ Mutant chain reaction ♪

- ♪ Turtles! ♪ - ♪ Livin' underground ♪

- ♪ Turtles! ♪ - ♪ Ninjutsu action ♪

- ♪ Turtles! ♪ - ♪ It's a shell of a town ♪

Turtles, count it off!

- One! - ♪ Live by the code of the martial arts ♪

- Two! - ♪ Never fight unless someone else starts ♪

- Three! - ♪ Always stick together no matter what ♪

- Four! - ♪ If all else fails, then it's time to kick butt ♪

- ♪ I love bein' ♪ - ♪ I love bein' ♪

♪ I love bein' a turtle ♪

♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪

Turtles, count it off!

1, 2, 3, 4!

- ♪ Turtles! ♪ - ♪ There's no one better ♪

- ♪ Turtles! ♪ - ♪ Watch out for Shredder ♪

- ♪ Turtles! ♪ - ♪ They're like no others ♪

- ♪ Turtles! ♪ - ♪ Those teenage brothers ♪

- 1, 2, 3, 4! - 1, 2, 3, 4!

♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪

( echoing ) ♪ Turtles, Turtles ♪

( thunder )

Show me--show me the one I seek.

Here is the one you seek.

Yes, now find him,

for his end is soon at hand.

( spits )

Ugh, huh?

Nice.

( yawns )

Master Splinter, may I speak with you?

Certainly, my son.

You know, it's great having April live with us.

After all, I mean, she's been through a lot.

She lost her place because of us.

But it's just that...

Hey, I found that hairbrush I promised you.

How'd the shampoo and conditioner work out?

It was wonderful.

My hair has never felt so full bodied and supple.

And my split-ends, they are all gone.

Truly, I am in debt, Miss O'Neil.

Ohh, you're more than welcome.

( hums )

What was it you wanted to speak to me about, Leonardo?

Nothing Sensei, everything's just fine.

The police seem unable to keep the peace on our city streets.

And this reporter can only hope that the current

growing wave of gang violence

is not the precursor of things to come.

Argh, I hate watching the news!

It's all bad, these gangs out there, banging heads,

it really ticks me off!

Raph, everything ticks you off.

Not everything.

All right, everything.

Man, the technology on this hover skiff is amazing.

Do those Utroms know how to make cool stuff or what?

( clattering )

Hey, Mikey, could you keep it down to only

a slightly deafening cacophony ?

Sorry, bro, we don't have any caco-phony.

But we do have popcorn.

The glorious golden kernels of freshly popped joy.

Because it's movie night, wahoo!

Movie night, right.

Where the heck is that bonehead, Casey Jones?

He's supposed to be bringing the movie.

Probably not the best idea, letting Casey pick the flick.

No telling what we'll be watching tonight.

Just something super spectacular.

A move so goongala great,

they only remade it a gazillion times.

And this, my friends, is the original, like me.

Whoa!

Oh-no.

Let the movie begin.

Incoming! Ha ha ha!

Hey bonehead, I can't believe you picked a Western.

I can't believe it either.

This is "Rio Gato." I love this movie.

Me too!

Isn't it great how that punk kid challenges the old man?

Just so that the kid can make a name for himself?

And it's great where...

Um, guys, can we just watch the movie instead?

Please.

- Sorry. - Sorry.

After I'm done with you, Sheriff, they'll know my name

in every territory west of the Mississippi.

Now, draw.

Look kid, having people know your name isn't important.

Fame and glory aren't worth fighting for.

Enough talk, old man, I said, "draw."

On the count of three.

One...

Two...

Three.

( gunshots )

( gasping )

Can I pick them or can I pick them?

They sure don't make them like that anymore.

How cool was that Sheriff Bart guy?

Yes, it was as if he were a samurai of the Old West.

Aww, the popcorn's gone.

I can't imagine where it all went, Mikey!

I was hungry, but now I'm really hungry.

Maybe it's time for,

oh, I don't know, an ice cream run?

- Killer! - I want mint chip!

Hum, it is too dangerous on the surface.

The increased gang activity alone makes it ill-advisable to go.

We'll be careful, Sensei.

I will accompany you, to ensure you do not get into mischief.

Besides, I am craving a double thick ice cream shake.

Ice cream, here we come.

There-- there is the one you seek.

Beware warrior, I am coming.

1, 2, 3, 4!

♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪

1, 2, 3, 4!

♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪

All right, boys, who ordered the double banana split with caramel and almonds?

Me! Me!

♪ I scream, you scream, we all scream for ice cream ♪

You say that one more time and I really am gonna scream.

I got to admit, that "Rio Gato" turned out to be a great flick.

One thing though, how did Sheriff Bart beat

the Kid when the Kid obviously had better skills?

I believe the young gunslinger fought only for fame and glory,

while the Sheriff fought to protect his friends and loved ones.

Of course, possibly Sheriff Bart won

because it was only a movie and needed a happy ending.

Yeah, maybe.

I don't know, statistically, the odds are against it.

Thanks for the stats, brainiac.

But Sheriff Bart was pretty quick on the draw, for an old guy.

I mean, he was...

Leo!

Watch your backs.

Get behind me.

Yeah, right.

I have seen this marker before.

Though not around here.

You think it's the Foot? Are they back?

It is not the Foot, it is a challenge.

A marker for a dual.

A dual until only one is left standing.

Young warrior!

The one called Leonardo.

I have come to this dimension

to battle Oroku Saki, the Shredder.

But you stole that honor from me when you defeated the Shredder in combat.

And so, for fame and glory,

I must destroy you in his stead.

I challenge you, young warrior, to a dual.

Hold on, whack bag.

You mess with my brother, you mess with me.

You mess with all of us.

- You got that right. - Ditto.

These are not the rules.

Yes, I know.

( gasping )

Master Splinter, what is all this?

It is a universal challenge match.

( grunts )

What's up with this cage?

If the warrior named Leonardo refuses the match,

than your lives are forfeit.

And if he accepts and loses, then his life is forfeit.

You must choose, my son.

Sensei, there is no choice.

I accept the challenge.

So noted.

Challenge accepted.

Dualists, prepare.

Soon, warrior, you shall taste defeat.

Master Splinter, what is going on?

I will explain later. Now is not the time.

I demand a full observance.

Full observance accorded.

A full observance, I--

Fine, old one.

Observe all you want.

It will not change the outcome.

Warrior, warrior,

prepare to meet your doom.

( laughs )

Boy, he's a little over dramatic.

I wish I were fighting that nutcase.

I wish I knew exactly what it is I'm supposed to do.

You must face him in combat, my son.

And you must be careful.

He will be a difficult opponent.

But you have the skill

and most importantly,

you have the heart to defeat him.

Hey--hey! Guys!

Oh, no!

( grunting ) Leo!

Leo's gone!

What did you do to him?

Behold.

It's all right, Raphael.

Calm down, all is in order.

What do we do now, Master Splinter?

Now, we wait and we watch.

1, 2, 3, 4!

♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪

1, 2, 3, 4!

♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪

Look out, Leo! He's right behind you!

Save your breath, Mikey. He can't hear you.

( grunting )

Whoa!

Move, Leo, move!

( grunts )

Huh?

Ah!

( grunting )

Wahoo! Two points!

Now that's what I'm talking about!

- All right, Leo! - Yeah!

( grunting )

( grunting )

( shouts )

Wait!

Hey, that guy cheated!

That's gotta be against the rules.

Your complaint is so noted.

Noted! You need to do something!

Such things are considered

at the end of the challenge, not during.

At the end? It might be too late by then.

( grunting )

Wha!

Aah!

( chuckles )

Hyah!

( grunts )

Huh?

( grunts )

( car honks )

( grunting )

- Leo! - Leo!

That's it, I'm putting a stop to this,

starting with you, weirdo!

Agh!

You must not interfere.

Honor dictates certain rules.

When I get out of this, I'm gonna...

Raphael, enough!

It is hard to watch, I know, but we must.

Sensei, isn't there anything we can do?

Yes, as family members,

we claim right of attendance.

So granted.

Whoa! This is too strange.

( inhales )

( grunting )

( groans )

Whoa, this isn't how we left things.

Change is good.

Yo, you go, Leo!

( coughing )

( grunting )

( shouts )

- Leo! - My son!

( laughs )

1, 2, 3, 4!

♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪

1, 2, 3, 4!

♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪

( laughs )

( shouts )

Aah!

( screams )

We've gotta help him.

Hyah!

( grunting )

Aah!

Phew, I have got to get me a pair of these.

He is finished. I have won!

I am the ultimate warrior on this planet.

With this victory, my fame and glory grows.

Soon all will know my name.

I am the Ultimate Ninja!

Just wait pal, and I'll give you all the fame and glory you can handle.

Hang on there, Raph!

I'm not finished with him yet.

What?

It--it can't be.

It can be and it is.

Let's you and me finish this, now!

- Go Leo! - You are the top!

Yeah!

Hyah!

( grunting )

Huh?

Hyah!

( grunting )

Come on!

( shouts )

You lose.

No, I cannot lose--I cannot!

Sorry, you just did.

But you fought well, it's okay.

I--I do not believe it.

I--I surrender.

Winner, Leonardo.

( cheering )

Nice work.

My son, I am so proud.

( clamoring )

( growling )

Your highness.

To use such dark arts in defeat,

not only would you disgrace yourself,

but you would disgrace me, your own father,

with your lack of honor.

You have not earned this combat,

yet you have the audacity

to attempt to make a name for yourself in such a manner.

Splinter-san, you have trained your students well.

I salute you.

You have fought well, young one and won honorably.

I return to you, your katana.

Once many generations ago, we visited this dimension.

The people here took us to be Goblins, Tengu,

but we endowed a chosen few

with the first gifts of the art of Ninjutsu.

You have carried that tradition well,

better even than my son.

Come, we go home.

My son, you have made us all proud.

Come, let us also go home.

Master Splinter, I--I don't mean any disrespect,

but what the shell was that all about?

Be patient.

When the time is right, all will be made clear.

( theme music playing )