Original subtitles

Splinter: A wise man once said,

the more one learns, the less one knows.

My sons and I have learned many things of late.

Whoa, dude!

Much of what we have learned, we experienced

through a remarkable window into the past,

a history of an alien race known as the Utroms.

In virtual reality we witnessed

as the Utroms transported their most dangerous criminal

back to their home world to stand trial.

You will never hold me.

Only to crash land here on Earth

several hundred years ago.

This is Japan.

And in that past,

we encountered one who resembled the Shredder.

What?

Perhaps an ancestor or merely a phantasm.

But even a phantasm can be defeated.

My sons and I escaped that dangerous illusion,

only to return to...

( laughs )

A reality that promised to be even more deadly.

It can't be.

( laughs )

♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪

Turtles, count it off!

1, 2, 3, 4!

- ♪ Turtles! ♪ - ♪ Mutant chain reaction ♪

- ♪ Turtles! ♪ - ♪ Livin' underground ♪

- ♪ Turtles! ♪ - ♪ Ninjitsu action ♪

- ♪ Turtles! ♪ - ♪ It's a shell of a town ♪

Turtles, count it off!

- One! - ♪ Live by the code of the martial arts ♪

- Two! - ♪ Never fight unless someone else starts ♪

- Three! - ♪ Always stick together no matter what ♪

- Four! - ♪ If all else fails, then it's time to kick butt ♪

- ♪ I love bein' ♪ - ♪ I love bein' ♪

♪ I love bein' a turtle ♪

♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪

Turtles, count it off!

1, 2, 3, 4!

- ♪ Turtles! ♪ - ♪ There's no one better ♪

- ♪ Turtles! ♪ - ♪ Watch out for Shredder ♪

- ♪ Turtles! ♪ - ♪ They're like no others ♪

- ♪ Turtles! ♪ - ♪ Those teenage brothers ♪

- 1, 2, 3, 4! - 1, 2, 3, 4!

♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪

( echoing ) ♪ Turtles, Turtles ♪

Attack! Destroy them all!

( laughs )

Oh dear, and I thought I was stuck

with an unpleasant robot body.

My sons, attack!

Protect Mr. Mortu!

Mortu, I have anticipated this moment

for nearly ten centuries.

I'm surprised that with your genius,

it took you 1,000 years to fight us.

If those guys have been enemies for that long--

hyah--then that means--

This is the same Shredder from a 1,000 years ago.

Finally.

Sorry about this. Donny, go long!

( sighs )

At last, it's time I finally had my revenge

on you annoying mutations.

Stockman? I almost didn't recognize you.

New haircut?

Stockman, hold.

You have more important business.

Never! My revenge comes first.

I said hold!

Aah!

Implement phase three now!

Yes, Master.

The device will soon be under your control.

( grunting )

The device.

The transmat.

We must stop that cyborg before--

( laughs )

You will go nowhere!

We'll assist you as soon as the transmat is secure!

After the Utrom now!

You'll have to go through us first.

You're not worth wasting my time.

1, 2, 3, 4!

♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪

1, 2, 3, 4!

♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪

It's no good. I can't work these controls.

I keep slicing at the wall, but it just heals itself.

It's like the room's alive.

Wait, that's it.

This is a techno-organic chamber.

We need to think a little less techno

and a little more organic.

See? The walls have techno-organic nerve endings.

They can feel.

Just follow my rhythm.

If we can agitate the nerve endings just so...

( rumbling )

She's gonna blow!

Okay, that was nasty.

Look, Mr. Mayor,

I don't care what kind of media fiasco

you think this is.

My orders are to get into that building

to investigate those flashes of light.

All units, move in.

We can't sit around anymore.

We need to know what's going on in there.

The authorities won't talk to us,

but they might talk to a TV news reporter.

How do I look?

Great if you're removing toxic waste.

- Ow! - You're no help.

Can you at least be my cameraman?

Do I have a choice?

Guardians, be ready for anything.

- Huh? - Huh?

Stay back. I will not let you destroy the transmat.

I do not intend to destroy it, Mortu.

I will use it to send you to your doom.

Perhaps I'll place you

in the extreme heat of a supernova

or the cold, endless vacuum of space.

And you're just the beginning.

After I've disposed of you,

I will use this device

to conquer the whole world of the Utroms

and I'll destroy

every last one of your kind, Mortu!

Not if we've got anything to say to say about it!

Remember us?

Aw. I grow tired of you creatures

and your constant interference.

Elite Ninja, attack!

Stockman, power up the transmat.

Finish Mortu and his friends.

Yes, Master.

We have to stop Stockman.

And here I am fresh out of bug spray.

Why don't we just get Shredder to ask him to stop?

Stop to see if they'll listen to them.

Hyah! That's it!

Stockman's control chip must be voice activated.

Psst, Professor Honeycutt.

Can your audio processor replicate any sound?

Of course.

We need your best impersonation of the Shredder now!

( Shredder's voice ) Stockman, step away from the controls.

Stockman, don't listen to him.

You obey only me.

( Shredder's voice ) Don't listen to him.

Override all voice command protocols.

I'm...I'm free!

I obey no one now!

Who's in charge now, Master?

No. No. No!

No!

I'm free.

Free of him at last. ( laughs )

Master?

Do you think the Shredder is--

We'll be back, freaks.

Don't touch it!

It's a neutron implosion device.

The techno-organic virus it contains will destroy you.

Already it's thoroughly infected the system.

The entire building will implode in less than 10 minutes.

1, 2, 3, 4!

♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪

1, 2, 3, 4!

♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪

Can you stop it?

No. Unfortunately the virus was comprehensive.

It spread too quickly.

So Shredder found a way to stick it to us

even in defeat.

Alpha Leader to General. All clear.

- Let's go! - Move out!

The human troops are making their way

deeper into the building.

We have to get them out before the place implodes.

The lower floors are completely sealed off.

There's no way to contact them.

There must be someone on the outside we can contact.

General, April O'Neil, Channel 9 News.

Uh, Channel 6 News.

What can you tell us about the situation inside?

Reporters? I said keep them back behind the barricades!

Sir, the people have a right to know! General!

April, Casey, it's me, Leo.

- Hello? - Hello?

Leo? Oh, my gosh.

I can't believe I'm hearing your voice.

Me neither. When did you get 3-way calling?

Ow! What?

Hello. Alive?

Oh, right. Whoo-hoo!

Listen, you have to get a message out

to evacuate the building.

It's gonna self destruct in about six minutes.

General, my station manager

just received an urgent message

from a terrorist organization calling itself--

Goongala Cowabunga.

They're gonna blow up the building.

You have to get your men out of there and--

I thought I told you

to keep those lunatics behind the barricades!

But, General--

Mr. Mortu, the transmat is powered up.

Primary team, assemble on the platform.

You're going home.

I hate walking on my tentacles.

Oh, shut up, Krang!

What the--

Uh, how much time did you say we have to evacuate?

( growling )

Everyone, pull out.

General's orders. Move it, move it, move it!

Mortu, we are the last.

The others have been evacuated.

The secondary team will accompany the Council.

- It is good... - To be going...

Home.

Professor Honeycutt, would you care to join us?

We would gladly offer you asylum on our home world.

Really, me?

To live among an advanced, peaceful civilization

where I can use my knowledge and skills for good?

It's a dream come true.

But, my friends, I will miss you.

I can't thank you enough.

Take care of yourself, Professor.

Mr. Mortu, thank you for everything.

( sniffles )

Man, I hate long goodbyes.

( sobs )

It has been an honor

to know you and your race, Mortu-san.

It is we who are honored, Master Splinter.

Before we leave, a small token of our appreciation.

Your Master Yoshi was the most loyal Guardian

that ever served the Utrom.

He gave his life to protect us,

but his spirit lives in our collective history.

And now, my friends,

you must leave this building while you still can.

Donatello, if you would do me the honor

of powering up the transmat.

Sweet! I'm all over it.

As long as I live,

you will not leave this place alive!

1, 2, 3, 4!

♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪

1, 2, 3, 4!

♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪

Our 1,000 year struggle ends now!

No! Protect your masters.

We'll handle the Shredder.

Let me finish the turtles.

No! They are mine.

You and the others track down Stockman.

He is still of some use to me.

No!

We shall meet again.

After 10 centuries,

I will not be denied my revenge.

You.

You have been little more than thorns in my side,

but now you have robbed me of my triumph,

and for that you shall pay with your lives.

Shredder, there is no time.

The building is about to implode.

Even you could not survive.

Then we shall all perish together.

Hyah!

Thanks, bro. Hyah!

Aah!

Guys, use your weapons to penetrate his armor.

I think we can stop him for good.

( groaning )

You pathetic creatures cannot hurt me.

Don't be so sure!

The Shredder's an Utrom?

Aah! It's the prisoner dude!

He's the one who... who...

Who escaped after causing Mortu's ship

to crash on Earth a millennium ago.

He ain't so tough now.

Let's just squish him.

( muffled shouts )

What did you say?

( laughs ) I can't seem to hear you.

Get it off or there's gonna be a tiny little Shredder alien

busting out of Raph's chest!

Ow!

Hyah!

Guys, quick.

I've got the transmat recalibrated.

Let's hope wherever we're going,

it's a lot better than the last place we went.

No!

The guys...

Well, I got us out,

but apparently I neglected to get us down.

Guys, Master Splinter, you're alive!

( cheering )

Good to see you.

So what's with the get-up?

You a news reporter?

In another lifetime maybe.

I suggest we continue our reunion

in a less conspicuous location.

So do you think we've truly seen

the last of the Shredder this time?

The Shredder? Don't tell me he was in there, too.

( engine starts )

All: Boy, have we got a story to tell you!